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Buy a Q'er
 Ok guys heres the game, I am going to let you buy one fellow Q'er for 24 hours, to do with what you want. House work, yard work, personal needs. Whatever. So who are you going to buy and what are you going to do with them? 
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Featured by: Anthonyg7575 at 7/21/10 7:01PM
| Closed on 08/20/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
42 Fans 
33%a. I am buying...
26%b. wow, isn't that illegal?
5%c. I think I will pass. (I am to afraid of Janet)
10%d. Are you able to be bought Glenda?
26%e. Beaneaters

 &nbp;
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#7 | 1553 days ago

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i need a cigarette.
I am buying...  
  
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#1 | 1553 days ago

I would buy Jess and have her do my cleaning

wow, isn't that illegal?  
#2 | 1553 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

I would buy Kenne, then I'd own Jess too and they could both do my cleaning.



*I know, lame, but all the other answers I came up with could be taken as inappropriate.
I am buying...  
#3 | 1553 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

After that "pie" thread, I am just not in the correct frame of mind to answer this poll.....heh, heh.....
#4 | 1553 days ago
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Janet. and we will do nothing.
#5 | 1553 days ago

I'd buy JimBobCooter... We're having problems this year with the fertilization of our livestock!

I'd buy a few others, but I don't feel like editing my comments at this time to make them that Coc thing appropriate. I'll be back for that.
I am buying...  
#6 | 1553 days ago

Obviously you people haven't seen me clean...
I am buying...  
#7 | 1553 days ago

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i need a cigarette.
I am buying...  
#8 | 1553 days ago

Oh uhmmm...I would buy Beans and have him play for me and my friends while we kick back, drink, and BBQ at the beach.
I am buying...  
#9 | 1553 days ago

Beaneaters, I want guitar lessons
Beaneaters  
#10 | 1553 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
After that "pie" thread, I am just not in the correct frame of mind to answer this poll.....heh, heh.....
i know who you woud pie...errr I mean buy!!!  but i dont do windows!!! besides why waste precious time!!!!
I am buying...  
#11 | 1553 days ago

I'm sure whoever I pick right now would do it for free, so I will be cutting out the middle man. Thanks though, Glenda.

Dee, Kevin, Stoney, Nyce...I will see you all later.
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#12 | 1553 days ago

(Edited by Onegoodredhead2)
hmmmm i would buy david cause he is nice and does landscaping..Kenne, cause he could show me how to work my computers more effectively,and help me label more of  my cds, jim for his company,.........norse for the converse...and vindog cause he is my Q hero,   its like lays potatoe chips, ya cant have just one!  and bob  in az..cause he is my q best friend!
I am buying...  
#13 | 1553 days ago

Where was this offer when I was getting my masters? Darn. I would have paid mightily for the use of a couple of you computer whizzes expertise.
Beaneaters  
#14 | 1553 days ago

I am buying Christi so I can frustrate her while taking golf lessons. If she is "sold out" then Kteach for an ice cream party.
Are you able to be bought Glenda?   
#15 | 1553 days ago

I'm not buying folks, I am just showing up with a guitar and a 'will play music for food and stuff' jar...
Beaneaters  
#16 | 1553 days ago

I'm buying Glenda to move the Cubs to Toledo
Are you able to be bought Glenda?   
#17 | 1553 days ago

No, we'll be doing something.  You'll be running my errands and cleaning my house and I'll be watching.
See how this works?  
Beaneaters  
#18 | 1553 days ago

hmmmm, i would buy JERSEYBABE, and just have her vacuum, and than maybe some personal needs. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
#19 | 1553 days ago

I would buy Nellie (sports_schmorts) and have her take me to all her favorite clubs.  That girl knows how and where to PARTAY!
I am buying...  
#20 | 1553 days ago

I'll buy Mims, That's all I have to say
I am buying...  
#21 | 1553 days ago

one of the ladies who will "love me long time"   oh,  never mind i can find that on the street if i want.
I am buying...  
#22 | 1553 days ago

I want Ash. She can have a spa day (or whatever you ladies do) and her kid and I can go to the giant aquarium down here. That place looks awesome!
Beaneaters  
#23 | 1553 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
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i need a cigarette.
that comment just cemented who I'd buy...

I am buying...  
#24 | 1553 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
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i need a cigarette.
Uh......I read "asterict".

In most cases, I would say you should be ashamed, but I'm in the process of buying a plane ticket--blushing all the way!!!
#25 | 1553 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
i know who you woud pie...errr I mean buy!!!  but i dont do windows!!! besides why waste precious time!!!!
#26 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Ok my poll I get to buy all the Q'ers I want to.
Big Mike =  motorcyle riding
Bryan = French lessons   (the language you pervs )
Norseheathern = History lessons
Becky = personal yeller at a blackhawks game, I tell her what to yell she yells it. 
Anthony = personal golf instructor (but there better be a wind mill somewhere)
Marcus = Personal tour guide of Oh Canada! 
Scott = Lawn care 
Ashlie = mall shopping push the old woman out of the way person
Kevin =  Has to sit through the entire history of the Cubs and pass a test before he can leave. 
Joe = God I have a a lot of laundry that needs done.
Janet =  Personal margarita maker (of course you get to drink them too)
Robb =  Just being the bqf of mine
Dennis = Chilling duty
Kat = personal clothes shopper
Debi = gets to drive me around all day in a golf cart honking at old men and making their day.
( i like doing that  they really like it)
Dave = gets to sing  the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley while wearing a Cardinals t- shirt.  
Wiggles, haven't quite fiquered out what you are doing but dont worry I promise bitch pumps will be in the equation. 
Beans = You are going to get to play at the old peoples home and be careful, those women are the original cougars. 



#27 | 1553 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

I am in the wrong frame of mind to be answering these polls today.....

www.youtube.com/watch
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#28 | 1553 days ago

The Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution officially abolished and continues to prohibit slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime. It was passed by the Senate on April 8, 1864, passed by the House on January 21, 1865, and adopted on December 6, 1865. It was then declared in the proclamation of Secretary of State William H. Seward on December 18. It was the first of the Reconstruction Amendments.

I hope you all burn in hell
Are you able to be bought Glenda?   
#29 | 1553 days ago
kirkdiggler88 (+)

I'll buy a chooker, thats a hooker who also cooks, cleans and has a mute button!  lol
#30 | 1553 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
The Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution officially abolished and continues to prohibit slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime. It was passed by the Senate on April 8, 1864, passed by the House on January 21, 1865, and adopted on December 6, 1865. It was then declared in the proclamation of Secretary of State William H. Seward on December 18. It was the first of the Reconstruction Amendments.

I hope you all burn in hell
Oh please, like you've never kept someone in shackles.  
Beaneaters  
#31 | 1553 days ago

Who to buy ... who to buy ... who to buy?

Ahhhhhh ...

I know what I'm doing!

I'm calling KTeach, Cali_Kat, and Beans, and the four of us are going to use our 24 hr pass at the same time to buy four of you suckers and have you .................

Wait a second, we need more potential for female slaves ....

So the four of us'll have to convince Christi, Norse, and Vindog to come along too! 

I'll get the beach house.  Each of your slaves will tend to what ever you wish.  My slave will be Janet ... her duties will be to critique everyone on the premises, except myself .................. which she'll do anyway .... and I'll flog her for it .... and she'll punch back .... and I'll fire her, and she'll quit, and than we'll both get bored and the s*** will start up again!  I'd say I'd only have scotch, but I have a feeling having SSK as a slave means you never REALLY know if that's ALL that is going to wind up in your glass.
#32 | 1553 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
I'm not buying folks, I am just showing up with a guitar and a 'will play music for food and stuff' jar...

cool 'ill bring mine too, and we can jam and sing..send me a set list

I am buying...  
#33 | 1553 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
I am in the wrong frame of mind to be answering these polls today.....

www.youtube.com/watch
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www.brcohn.com  fall music festival  2010...i wil be a busy girl
I am buying...  
#34 | 1553 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
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i need a cigarette.
i can read asteric....We are gonna be 2 tired hippie chicks sistahs!
I am buying...  
#35 | 1553 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Who to buy ... who to buy ... who to buy?

Ahhhhhh ...

I know what I'm doing!

I'm calling KTeach, Cali_Kat, and Beans, and the four of us are going to use our 24 hr pass at the same time to buy four of you suckers and have you .................

Wait a second, we need more potential for female slaves ....

So the four of us'll have to convince Christi, Norse, and Vindog to come along too! 

I'll get the beach house.  Each of your slaves will tend to what ever you wish.  My slave will be Janet ... her duties will be to critique everyone on the premises, except myself .................. which she'll do anyway .... and I'll flog her for it .... and she'll punch back .... and I'll fire her, and she'll quit, and than we'll both get bored and the s*** will start up again!  I'd say I'd only have scotch, but I have a feeling having SSK as a slave means you never REALLY know if that's ALL that is going to wind up in your glass.
That weekend alone would be Random House Publishing's bread and butter if we ever signed over the rights.


Beaneaters  
#36 | 1553 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Oh please, like you've never kept someone in shackles.  
no more than a couple hours
Are you able to be bought Glenda?   
#37 | 1553 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
no more than a couple hours
Amateur.  


Beaneaters  
#38 | 1553 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Amateur.  


Oh, should I go on?
Are you able to be bought Glenda?   
#39 | 1553 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
The Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution officially abolished and continues to prohibit slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime. It was passed by the Senate on April 8, 1864, passed by the House on January 21, 1865, and adopted on December 6, 1865. It was then declared in the proclamation of Secretary of State William H. Seward on December 18. It was the first of the Reconstruction Amendments.

I hope you all burn in hell
This doesn't apply if I volunteer......heh, heh....
#40 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
The Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution officially abolished and continues to prohibit slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime. It was passed by the Senate on April 8, 1864, passed by the House on January 21, 1865, and adopted on December 6, 1865. It was then declared in the proclamation of Secretary of State William H. Seward on December 18. It was the first of the Reconstruction Amendments.

I hope you all burn in hell
 Crap Stoney I read that wrong.   

I am not going to hell for buying a Q'er for 24 hours. 

If anything I will be given a thank you card for getting them off the street for a day. 
#41 | 1553 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok my poll I get to buy all the Q'ers I want to.
Big Mike =  motorcyle riding
Bryan = French lessons   (the language you pervs )
Norseheathern = History lessons
Becky = personal yeller at a blackhawks game, I tell her what to yell she yells it. 
Anthony = personal golf instructor (but there better be a wind mill somewhere)
Marcus = Personal tour guide of Oh Canada! 
Scott = Lawn care 
Ashlie = mall shopping push the old woman out of the way person
Kevin =  Has to sit through the entire history of the Cubs and pass a test before he can leave. 
Joe = God I have a a lot of laundry that needs done.
Janet =  Personal margarita maker (of course you get to drink them too)
Robb =  Just being the bqf of mine
Dennis = Chilling duty
Kat = personal clothes shopper
Debi = gets to drive me around all day in a golf cart honking at old men and making their day.
( i like doing that  they really like it)
Dave = gets to sing  the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley while wearing a Cardinals t- shirt.  
Wiggles, haven't quite fiquered out what you are doing but dont worry I promise bitch pumps will be in the equation. 
Beans = You are going to get to play at the old peoples home and be careful, those women are the original cougars. 



Cool, I like playing for them. They are appreciative for whatever they can get , musically speaking. Besides, they can't run fast.
Beaneaters  
#42 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Beaneaters wrote:
Cool, I like playing for them. They are appreciative for whatever they can get , musically speaking. Besides, they can't run fast.
 Neither does Kat, but ssshhhh I think that's on purpose. 
#43 | 1553 days ago

Whewwwwwwwwwww.  So glad I don't have to do anything.
#44 | 1553 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok my poll I get to buy all the Q'ers I want to.
Big Mike =  motorcyle riding
Bryan = French lessons   (the language you pervs )
Norseheathern = History lessons
Becky = personal yeller at a blackhawks game, I tell her what to yell she yells it. 
Anthony = personal golf instructor (but there better be a wind mill somewhere)
Marcus = Personal tour guide of Oh Canada! 
Scott = Lawn care 
Ashlie = mall shopping push the old woman out of the way person
Kevin =  Has to sit through the entire history of the Cubs and pass a test before he can leave. 
Joe = God I have a a lot of laundry that needs done.
Janet =  Personal margarita maker (of course you get to drink them too)
Robb =  Just being the bqf of mine
Dennis = Chilling duty
Kat = personal clothes shopper
Debi = gets to drive me around all day in a golf cart honking at old men and making their day.
( i like doing that  they really like it)
Dave = gets to sing  the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley while wearing a Cardinals t- shirt.  
Wiggles, haven't quite fiquered out what you are doing but dont worry I promise bitch pumps will be in the equation. 
Beans = You are going to get to play at the old peoples home and be careful, those women are the original cougars. 



I know 1 question I can get right.

Q. Who was President when the Cubs last won a World Series?

A. It is a trick question, Moses hadn't even parted the Red Sea, when it last happened!
I am buying...  
#45 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

food_man56 wrote:
Whewwwwwwwwwww.  So glad I don't have to do anything.
 lol, i'm not done yet. 
#46 | 1553 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Who to buy ... who to buy ... who to buy?

Ahhhhhh ...

I know what I'm doing!

I'm calling KTeach, Cali_Kat, and Beans, and the four of us are going to use our 24 hr pass at the same time to buy four of you suckers and have you .................

Wait a second, we need more potential for female slaves ....

So the four of us'll have to convince Christi, Norse, and Vindog to come along too! 

I'll get the beach house.  Each of your slaves will tend to what ever you wish.  My slave will be Janet ... her duties will be to critique everyone on the premises, except myself .................. which she'll do anyway .... and I'll flog her for it .... and she'll punch back .... and I'll fire her, and she'll quit, and than we'll both get bored and the s*** will start up again!  I'd say I'd only have scotch, but I have a feeling having SSK as a slave means you never REALLY know if that's ALL that is going to wind up in your glass.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
#47 | 1553 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok my poll I get to buy all the Q'ers I want to.
Big Mike =  motorcyle riding
Bryan = French lessons   (the language you pervs )
Norseheathern = History lessons
Becky = personal yeller at a blackhawks game, I tell her what to yell she yells it. 
Anthony = personal golf instructor (but there better be a wind mill somewhere)
Marcus = Personal tour guide of Oh Canada! 
Scott = Lawn care 
Ashlie = mall shopping push the old woman out of the way person
Kevin =  Has to sit through the entire history of the Cubs and pass a test before he can leave. 
Joe = God I have a a lot of laundry that needs done.
Janet =  Personal margarita maker (of course you get to drink them too)
Robb =  Just being the bqf of mine
Dennis = Chilling duty
Kat = personal clothes shopper
Debi = gets to drive me around all day in a golf cart honking at old men and making their day.
( i like doing that  they really like it)
Dave = gets to sing  the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley while wearing a Cardinals t- shirt.  
Wiggles, haven't quite fiquered out what you are doing but dont worry I promise bitch pumps will be in the equation. 
Beans = You are going to get to play at the old peoples home and be careful, those women are the original cougars. 



I guess my price is too high?
Beaneaters  
#48 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

icfeet wrote:
I guess my price is too high?
 nope round two is coming im buying all you guys. ha 
#49 | 1553 days ago

I would buy Nellie, and make her take me to all kinds of cool places.
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#50 | 1553 days ago

cant buy anyone i am so broke i couldn't even pay attention,by the way what do you have to do to be mention in one of these polls
I am buying...  
#51 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Ok here we go.

Kurt = well I guess the day of total foot massage would be in order.
Jen=  youhave to reach me about this so called sport Nascar. And if you can introduce me to Jeff Gordon that would be a plus..
j.c. =  You get to amuse me by juggling for me and other such jester things, make it good if I am not pleased I am beheading you. And don't look up when you read this. Look down. 
Pete = lol well we are going to see Da Bears and you are cheering for them really loud.
William = you are taking me to sea for an entire day, not as the Captain but as my personal butler. lol. 
Allen = You get to cook for me anything I want. 
Christie = Screw it you and I are going to Wrigley and just hanging. But you are buying the beer.
Little Mike =  You sir are going to be my personal assistant get ready to say yes Glenda  A lot! 
Kenne = Computer lessons (and good luck to you)
Countrygal =  yeah you are hanging with me and christie, but you are buying the hot dogs. 
Red head=  you get to entertain at the dinner I plan on throwing for everyone. See I can be nice. But no talking to the guests.lol (just kidding)
Billiepal = you have to live poll free for the whole day, sorry but its for your own good.
Nellie =  just met you but you get to babysit everyones kids at the dinner party. haha
And Jess  =  You will do what ever you want cause I dont want booted. 
#52 | 1553 days ago


Beaneaters for the music.
Beaneaters  
#53 | 1553 days ago
jerseybabe6131 (+)

Jeff_P wrote:
hmmmm, i would buy JERSEYBABE, and just have her vacuum, and than maybe some personal needs. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Well in that case I am going to buy Sosa and he will have to do all my laundry ,fold and put away..  And then  fulfill all my personal needs!!!!!    And by the way don't  hold your breath for me to vacuum !!!!!  Now the personal stuff is negotiable... LMAO
#54 | 1553 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok here we go.

Kurt = well I guess the day of total foot massage would be in order.
Jen=  youhave to reach me about this so called sport Nascar. And if you can introduce me to Jeff Gordon that would be a plus..
j.c. =  You get to amuse me by juggling for me and other such jester things, make it good if I am not pleased I am beheading you. And don't look up when you read this. Look down. 
Pete = lol well we are going to see Da Bears and you are cheering for them really loud.
William = you are taking me to sea for an entire day, not as the Captain but as my personal butler. lol. 
Allen = You get to cook for me anything I want. 
Christie = Screw it you and I are going to Wrigley and just hanging. But you are buying the beer.
Little Mike =  You sir are going to be my personal assistant get ready to say yes Glenda  A lot! 
Kenne = Computer lessons (and good luck to you)
Countrygal =  yeah you are hanging with me and christie, but you are buying the hot dogs. 
Red head=  you get to entertain at the dinner I plan on throwing for everyone. See I can be nice. But no talking to the guests.lol (just kidding)
Billiepal = you have to live poll free for the whole day, sorry but its for your own good.
Nellie =  just met you but you get to babysit everyones kids at the dinner party. haha
And Jess  =  You will do what ever you want cause I dont want booted. 
I can't be bought   
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#55 | 1553 days ago

(Edited by Nikki20)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok here we go.

Kurt = well I guess the day of total foot massage would be in order.
Jen=  youhave to reach me about this so called sport Nascar. And if you can introduce me to Jeff Gordon that would be a plus..
j.c. =  You get to amuse me by juggling for me and other such jester things, make it good if I am not pleased I am beheading you. And don't look up when you read this. Look down. 
Pete = lol well we are going to see Da Bears and you are cheering for them really loud.
William = you are taking me to sea for an entire day, not as the Captain but as my personal butler. lol. 
Allen = You get to cook for me anything I want. 
Christie = Screw it you and I are going to Wrigley and just hanging. But you are buying the beer.
Little Mike =  You sir are going to be my personal assistant get ready to say yes Glenda  A lot! 
Kenne = Computer lessons (and good luck to you)
Countrygal =  yeah you are hanging with me and christie, but you are buying the hot dogs. 
Red head=  you get to entertain at the dinner I plan on throwing for everyone. See I can be nice. But no talking to the guests.lol (just kidding)
Billiepal = you have to live poll free for the whole day, sorry but its for your own good.
Nellie =  just met you but you get to babysit everyones kids at the dinner party. haha
And Jess  =  You will do what ever you want cause I dont want booted. 
Richard_ Cranium.. for my winter shoveling..
Cali... for a drinking buddy
Kenne- for keeping my brain going.

JrCanuckFan-  Let's get this party started..
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#56 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nikki20 wrote:
Richard_ Cranium.. for my winter shoveling..
Cali... for a drinking buddy
Kenne- for keeping my brain going.

JrCanuckFan-  Let's get this party started..
 Lol, sure you can.   I have chocolate.  oh wait thats me not you. 
#57 | 1553 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Oh, should I go on?
Beaneaters  
#58 | 1553 days ago

Glenda, What's the first thing I can "cook" for you? 
#59 | 1553 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Lol, sure you can.   I have chocolate.  oh wait thats me not you. 
LMAO....  I can buy you.. I have a chocolate store we can buy you chocolate while we drink... WAIT.. can we trust you with all that chocolate?
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#60 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nikki20 wrote:
LMAO....  I can buy you.. I have a chocolate store we can buy you chocolate while we drink... WAIT.. can we trust you with all that chocolate?
 Of course you can. 


And sold. 
#61 | 1553 days ago
PBRmeASAP (+)

Well I'm sorta new round here, I used to be on the site back when this was a locker room.  There was some fine folks then.. y'all seem real nice now too.  I recken I would like to buy a few of y'all... some of ya don't look like you needs the money though.  and somes of y'all look like I couldn't afford much more than an hour or so.  LIke this gal right above me here, she likes the purdy things... I can't say I blame her.. my mans had my ring on layaway up at the Walmart... its been there for a few years now... it should be paid off any month now.
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#62 | 1553 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Of course you can. 


And sold. 
Whew... that only cost me .... going to Hershey's ... look for another card soon  
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#63 | 1553 days ago

(Edited by Nikki20)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Of course you can. 


And sold. 
they said they knew you personally...
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#64 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

PBRmeASAP wrote:
Well I'm sorta new round here, I used to be on the site back when this was a locker room.  There was some fine folks then.. y'all seem real nice now too.  I recken I would like to buy a few of y'all... some of ya don't look like you needs the money though.  and somes of y'all look like I couldn't afford much more than an hour or so.  LIke this gal right above me here, she likes the purdy things... I can't say I blame her.. my mans had my ring on layaway up at the Walmart... its been there for a few years now... it should be paid off any month now.
 Well howdy maam, you look right purdy yourself and things aren't goin none to well with the men folk. What do you say we do one of them hook up things.  Ima likin that jucuzzi maybe we can have ourself some fun in there. 

you're man he wont mind ya think? 
#65 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
Nikki20 wrote:
they said they knew you personally...
 Lmao . God how pathetic is that  
#66 | 1553 days ago

Not as bad as you think.. admitting it is the first step 
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#67 | 1553 days ago
PBRmeASAP (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well howdy maam, you look right purdy yourself and things aren't goin none to well with the men folk. What do you say we do one of them hook up things.  Ima likin that jucuzzi maybe we can have ourself some fun in there. 

you're man he wont mind ya think? 
well accordin to these internets polls, he be takin a likin to ya anyway... hes been asking about doing some internetual relations, but I cant find me enough holes on this here computer box.  I aint find nothing in the manuals about cyber purdy talkin, so he mighta been pullin on my chain...

there be room enough for 2 or 3 more folk in this jacuzi.. the more folks the better the jets.. its run on beans if ya know what I means ;)
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#68 | 1553 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok here we go.

Kurt = well I guess the day of total foot massage would be in order.
Jen=  youhave to reach me about this so called sport Nascar. And if you can introduce me to Jeff Gordon that would be a plus..
j.c. =  You get to amuse me by juggling for me and other such jester things, make it good if I am not pleased I am beheading you. And don't look up when you read this. Look down. 
Pete = lol well we are going to see Da Bears and you are cheering for them really loud.
William = you are taking me to sea for an entire day, not as the Captain but as my personal butler. lol. 
Allen = You get to cook for me anything I want. 
Christie = Screw it you and I are going to Wrigley and just hanging. But you are buying the beer.
Little Mike =  You sir are going to be my personal assistant get ready to say yes Glenda  A lot! 
Kenne = Computer lessons (and good luck to you)
Countrygal =  yeah you are hanging with me and christie, but you are buying the hot dogs. 
Red head=  you get to entertain at the dinner I plan on throwing for everyone. See I can be nice. But no talking to the guests.lol (just kidding)
Billiepal = you have to live poll free for the whole day, sorry but its for your own good.
Nellie =  just met you but you get to babysit everyones kids at the dinner party. haha
And Jess  =  You will do what ever you want cause I dont want booted. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60xJuyJLKng&feature=related
#69 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60xJuyJLKng&feature=related
 That was very cool. 
#70 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

PBRmeASAP wrote:
well accordin to these internets polls, he be takin a likin to ya anyway... hes been asking about doing some internetual relations, but I cant find me enough holes on this here computer box.  I aint find nothing in the manuals about cyber purdy talkin, so he mighta been pullin on my chain...

there be room enough for 2 or 3 more folk in this jacuzi.. the more folks the better the jets.. its run on beans if ya know what I means ;)
 Sure do purdy, and we can sure help you find them holes. 
#71 | 1553 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Sure do purdy, and we can sure help you find them holes. 
USB ports?  
Nobody has THAT many iPods/digital cameras.
Beaneaters  
#72 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
janet011685 wrote:
USB ports?  
Nobody has THAT many iPods/digital cameras.
 Oh silly Janet rednecks just need some fishing line and duct tape. 



#73 | 1553 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Oh silly Janet rednecks just need some fishing line and duct tape. 



I don't understand.  But I also don't want to, so we're good.  
Beaneaters  
#74 | 1553 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nikki20 wrote:
Not as bad as you think.. admitting it is the first step 
 sshhh, truth is I really don't need all that much. 
#75 | 1552 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 That was very cool. 
Praise be to god, she's been amused.

I thought I would have to stretch further...like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsrePQf3Vss&feature=related
#76 | 1552 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 sshhh, truth is I really don't need all that much. 
Denial... First step to admitting you have a problem.
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#77 | 1552 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nikki20 wrote:
Denial... First step to admitting you have a problem.
#78 | 1552 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 And I think that myself, jan, jim(chisoxfan), sosa, michael, coyotedances, drummer, and Dennis and of course rob, are going to be the dinner party. 
#79 | 1552 days ago

Actually, I have had to reconsider.  Nellie can still come with, but I wanna hire Bobby Joe Anne to take me to the next rodeo and introduce me to some of those Professional Bull Riders!!!! YUM!!
I am buying...  
#80 | 1552 days ago

jerseybabe6131 wrote:
Well in that case I am going to buy Sosa and he will have to do all my laundry ,fold and put away..  And then  fulfill all my personal needs!!!!!    And by the way don't  hold your breath for me to vacuum !!!!!  Now the personal stuff is negotiable... LMAO
LAUNDRY.........yuck, but for you..........MAYBE, lol
#81 | 1552 days ago

I would buy Ashlie- she speaks like Charles Barkley - says all things we want to say but dont want the drama that comes after it
I am buying...  
#82 | 1552 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok my poll I get to buy all the Q'ers I want to.
Big Mike =  motorcyle riding
Bryan = French lessons   (the language you pervs )
Norseheathern = History lessons
Becky = personal yeller at a blackhawks game, I tell her what to yell she yells it. 
Anthony = personal golf instructor (but there better be a wind mill somewhere)
Marcus = Personal tour guide of Oh Canada! 
Scott = Lawn care 
Ashlie = mall shopping push the old woman out of the way person
Kevin =  Has to sit through the entire history of the Cubs and pass a test before he can leave. 
Joe = God I have a a lot of laundry that needs done.
Janet =  Personal margarita maker (of course you get to drink them too)
Robb =  Just being the bqf of mine
Dennis = Chilling duty
Kat = personal clothes shopper
Debi = gets to drive me around all day in a golf cart honking at old men and making their day.
( i like doing that  they really like it)
Dave = gets to sing  the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley while wearing a Cardinals t- shirt.  
Wiggles, haven't quite fiquered out what you are doing but dont worry I promise bitch pumps will be in the equation. 
Beans = You are going to get to play at the old peoples home and be careful, those women are the original cougars. 



I thought of something:

Quips n Quotes!  I'll be there and hang out, but on the sole condition that everything I say is either a Quote or a Quip .......

Otherwise

The b****pumps!  LOL
#83 | 1552 days ago
PBRmeASAP (+)

Debi_L wrote:
Actually, I have had to reconsider.  Nellie can still come with, but I wanna hire Bobby Joe Anne to take me to the next rodeo and introduce me to some of those Professional Bull Riders!!!! YUM!!
I reckon we'd have a real good time.
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#84 | 1551 days ago

I'm auctioning body organs on e bay .
#85 | 1551 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Actually, I have had to reconsider.  Nellie can still come with, but I wanna hire Bobby Joe Anne to take me to the next rodeo and introduce me to some of those Professional Bull Riders!!!! YUM!!
ever go to the algary stampede??  its a hoot!!!  we have a big rodeo here too every year....its the 2nd largest next to cheyenne    then of course the NFR in vegas in dec is a blast too
I am buying...  
#86 | 1551 days ago

hmmm.  there's only one Q'er I'd buy and he knows who he is.  I would have him be my personal everything. 
#87 | 1550 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
ever go to the algary stampede??  its a hoot!!!  we have a big rodeo here too every year....its the 2nd largest next to cheyenne    then of course the NFR in vegas in dec is a blast too
Yes, but not for a few years, our local rodeo ROCKS! Coming up in a few weeks, and promises to be just as much fun this year as it is every year.

Calgary Stampede this year had some real bad luck, six horses killed and ten people injured on one of the rides
I am buying...  
#88 | 1533 days ago

mojorisin188 wrote:
hmmm.  there's only one Q'er I'd buy and he knows who he is.  I would have him be my personal everything. 
lomg time no see Kim,,,, welcome back
I am buying...  
#89 | 1532 days ago

im buying, but who can cook??????
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#90 | 1532 days ago
18packabs (+)

Buy a Que er, I think NOT....
Beaneaters  
#91 | 1532 days ago

michman49 wrote:
im buying, but who can cook??????
How burned do you like your water?
#92 | 1531 days ago

burn my water!! but not my meat!!
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#93 | 1531 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Well, I'm still sitting here on the discount shelf trying to think of a 'catchy' marketing slogan.  How's this:

If you want to include my personalities, you'll be getting a 2 or 3 for 1 deal!!!
#94 | 1531 days ago

michman49 wrote:
burn my water!! but not my meat!!
Sorry, sir.   But I ain't touching your meat.
#95 | 1531 days ago

lol i should hope not!!!!
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#96 | 1531 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Well, I'm still sitting here on the discount shelf trying to think of a 'catchy' marketing slogan.  How's this:

If you want to include my personalities, you'll be getting a 2 or 3 for 1 deal!!!
Sold!!  
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#97 | 1531 days ago
Nawlins4lyfe (+)

I'd buy Kobe lova and make her watch my Saints' Super Bowl XLIV Champions DVD over and over and over again!  WHO DAT!!!
#98 | 1531 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
Nawlins4lyfe wrote:
I'd buy Kobe lova and make her watch my Saints' Super Bowl XLIV Champions DVD over and over and over again!  WHO DAT!!!
Nope.   Terribly sorry, sir, but Kobe_lova is not for sale.   She has been purchased in a recent auction, and is currently off the market.

http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=1307062&ng=1&rnum=33

#99 | 1531 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Nope.   Terribly sorry, sir, but Kobe_lova is not for sale.   She has been purchased in a recent auction, and is currently off the market.

http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=1307062&ng=1&rnum=33

Thanks Odd, you probably just saved my life.
wow, isn't that illegal?  
#100 | 1531 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Thanks Odd, you probably just saved my life.
My pleasure.
#101 | 1531 days ago

I have so many I want to buy for different reasons..  I cannot just buy just one....
wow, isn't that illegal?  

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