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77.4291. Joke of the Day -- 07/22/2010 (sub for Som)

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#1 | 1493 days ago

 
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As
she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.


The sign says:

'SEX FROGS'


Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.





The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'


As th e man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow
the instructions!


The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTL Y what is
specified:

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the
frog to do w hat he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .
NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at
this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions ... Please
call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.'
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the
instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:



'LISTEN TO ME!!

I'm only going to show you how to do this

ONE .. MORE ... TIME!!!'
  
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#1 | 1493 days ago

 
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As
she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.


The sign says:

'SEX FROGS'


Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.





The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'


As th e man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow
the instructions!


The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTL Y what is
specified:

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the
frog to do w hat he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .
NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at
this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions ... Please
call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.'
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the
instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:



'LISTEN TO ME!!

I'm only going to show you how to do this

ONE .. MORE ... TIME!!!'
#2 | 1492 days ago

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

English ain't easy.
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#3 | 1492 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Q:  Why did the three blondes freeze to death at the drive -in? 

A: They went to see closed for the season.
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#4 | 1492 days ago

#5 | 1492 days ago

Pleasure Is Mental

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.

He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."

One student stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how to screw, or I don't know how to poo."

#6 | 1492 days ago

 
#7 | 1492 days ago

Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter
approached the table & asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy,
"but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says,
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
#8 | 1492 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
 
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As
she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.


The sign says:

'SEX FROGS'


Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.





The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'


As th e man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow
the instructions!


The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTL Y what is
specified:

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the
frog to do w hat he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .
NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at
this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions ... Please
call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.'
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the
instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:



'LISTEN TO ME!!

I'm only going to show you how to do this

ONE .. MORE ... TIME!!!'
lmfaoooo...oh man...too funny! Sounds like something my hubby would do...=^_^=
#9 | 1492 days ago

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