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Have you ever been caught in this pickle? (Best of Version) (Edited 10/12/10 12:57AM by Jess)
 Back after a 3 year hiatus... I am taking some of the questions from the original polls since most of them people are gone now and its like this is new. haha

ps. feel free to share the stories behind the answers

| Closed on 10/12/10 at 01:00AM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, People | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
36 Fans 
 1. Have you ever lost your child or a child under your care for more than 15 minutes in a public place? (0 points)
72%a. No
11%b. Yes, 15 minutes to an hour
0%c. Yes, an hour or more
8%d. Yes, they are still missing :(
8%e. N/A
 2. Have you ever been called out for having a plumber's crack? (0 points)
44%a. Yes
50%b. No
6%c. What's a plumber's crack?
 3. Have you ever been rejected in a marriage proposal? (0 points)
6%a. Yes
64%b. No
31%c. I have never proposed
 4. Have you ever been caught pleasuring yourself? (0 points)
19%a. Yes
56%b. No
25%c. Not Sure
 5. Have you ever made fun of someone behind their back but it turns out they were within ear shot? (0 points)
61%a. Yes
25%b. No
14%c. I don't do that sort of thing
 6. Have you ever been caught cheating by your spouse or bf/gf? (does not have to be caught in bed) (0 points)
28%a. Yes
53%b. No
19%c. N/A
 7. Have you ever accidentally emailed/messaged/text a "raunchy" note to the wrong person? (0 points)
31%a. Yes
14%b. Yes, more than once
56%c. No
 8. Have you ever laughed out snot in front of someone? (0 points)
53%a. Yes
47%b. No

 &nbp;
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#5 | 1062 days ago

1. people are wary about letting me take care of their kids
2. damn you old navy super low rise jeans. what a miserable idea those were.
3. no, but i have turned down three of my own
4. if you say you haven't you're lying
5. if i had a penny for every time i've done this
6. yes, but he was being really creepy and had a "spy" following me. does that count?
7. i once sent my mom "naked time in t-minus 17 minutes...and counting..."
8. if i had a penny for every time i've done this

1. No  2. Yes  3. I have never proposed  4. Yes  5. Yes  6. Yes  7. Yes  8. Yes  
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#1 | 1062 days ago

 1. no thank god..though my oldest son once dissapeared out of the car while i was getting his sister and brother out of the car...i was gone maybe a minute,and he was gone!..the feeling i felt is something i pray i never experience again..thankfully i called my lab and she came with chris following....a minute is all it takes...
2 yes by my kids...low risers are not for 50 year old women with junk in their trunk
3no...
4....only on purpose
5no..i usually say it to their face....
6 never cheated on anyone
7nope...
8oh yeah who hasnt!!
1. No  2. Yes  3. No  4. Yes  5. No  6. No  7. No  8. Yes  
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#2 | 1062 days ago

 I would not say that I left a raunchy text.. I was talking to my Boyfriends dad, I said Sh*tfu*k is here... Sent to my EX husband... he was not happy....

I could tell you stories... I could write a book on all that has happened....
1. Yes, they are still missing :(  2. No  3. No  4. No  5. No  6. Yes  7. Yes  8. Yes  
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#3 | 1062 days ago

 1. Nope...............one reason  field trips drain me-----------my eyes are on all 24 of my students at all times.
2. Yes -------a broken ankle, crutches, too loose chonies, and loose sweat shorts--------and leave it to my oldest nephew to announce it to everyone in the ER.
3, 4, 6, and 7------------No, Nope, Never, Never
5. Yes....not my proudest moment and the end result is still being dealt with (ghosts, Sybil).
8. It happens, and I don't believe anyone who has never done it.
1. No  2. Yes  3. I have never proposed  4. No  5. Yes  6. No  7. No  8. Yes  
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#4 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 1.  No, but I tried. 
2. Yes, my kids got a big kick out of it yelling hey mom crack kills. 

3. No, I have never asked oh crap no the answer is yes. 

4.  No.  And thank God I wonder what my kids would yell if they seen that. 

5. Yes.  Thats why now I make sure that can't hear me.  

6.No. I am way to clever to get caught. 

7. Yes. And it was while talking to 2 different people on instant messenger.

8.Yes. Not a real biggie though
1. No  2. Yes  3. No  4. No  5. Yes  6. No  7. Yes  8. Yes  
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#5 | 1062 days ago

1. people are wary about letting me take care of their kids
2. damn you old navy super low rise jeans. what a miserable idea those were.
3. no, but i have turned down three of my own
4. if you say you haven't you're lying
5. if i had a penny for every time i've done this
6. yes, but he was being really creepy and had a "spy" following me. does that count?
7. i once sent my mom "naked time in t-minus 17 minutes...and counting..."
8. if i had a penny for every time i've done this

1. No  2. Yes  3. I have never proposed  4. Yes  5. Yes  6. Yes  7. Yes  8. Yes  
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#6 | 1062 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:

1. people are wary about letting me take care of their kids
2. damn you old navy super low rise jeans. what a miserable idea those were.
3. no, but i have turned down three of my own
4. if you say you haven't you're lying
5. if i had a penny for every time i've done this
6. yes, but he was being really creepy and had a "spy" following me. does that count?
7. i once sent my mom "naked time in t-minus 17 minutes...and counting..."
8. if i had a penny for every time i've done this

those are a lot of yes-es. lol
1. No  2. No  3. I have never proposed  4. Not Sure  5. No  6. No  7. No  8. No  
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#7 | 1062 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
those are a lot of yes-es. lol
 
1. No  2. Yes  3. I have never proposed  4. Yes  5. Yes  6. Yes  7. Yes  8. Yes  
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#8 | 1062 days ago

 1 - never for 15 minutes or more, but for a couple of minutes. She went through a phase where she liked to play public hide and seek...I about killed her.
2 - never been called out on it, but I'm sure it's happened
3 - nope, never proposed in order to be rejected
4 - nope
5 - there are a couple of different instances here; people I know and people I don't. I'm sure people I've made fun of who I don't know have heard me...but I'm pretty careful about making fun of people. Karma, and all that good stuff. People I know - a long time ago (like, clear back in high school) this came back and bit me. I learned my lesson. Since then, if I'm going to say something I'll say it directly to you.
6 - fortunately it just went to one of my best friends and he called and said "uhm, you might want to resend that...to the right person"
7 - Hasn't everyone?
1. No  2. No  3. No  4. No  5. Yes  6. N/A  7. Yes, more than once  8. Yes  
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#9 | 1062 days ago

 Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
1. no thank god..though my oldest son once dissapeared out of the car while i was getting his sister and brother out of the car...i was gone maybe a minute,and he was gone!..the feeling i felt is something i pray i never experience again..thankfully i called my lab and she came with chris following....a minute is all it takes...
2 yes by my kids...low risers are not for 50 year old women with junk in their trunk
3no...
4....only on purpose
5no..i usually say it to their face....
6 never cheated on anyone
7nope...
8oh yeah who hasnt!!
That's an awesome answer for question #4....

1. N/A  2. No  3. No  4. Yes  5. No  6. Yes  7. Yes, more than once  8. No  
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#10 | 1062 days ago

 1 - No kids
2 - Used to install cable and I was called out a few times.  Pretty embarrassing if you ask me.  Not as bad as getting pansted though.
3 - Never proposed
4 - Had a few close calls, but never been caught(that I know of).
5 - Too many times to count.  I used to be a colossal a-hole.
6 - Same as #4, but w/o the not knowing part.
7 - Drunk texting/emailing has gotten me in trouble a few times.
8 - Not that I can recall
1. N/A  2. Yes  3. I have never proposed  4. No  5. Yes  6. No  7. Yes  8. No  
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#11 | 1062 days ago

 Jess wrote:
1 - never for 15 minutes or more, but for a couple of minutes. She went through a phase where she liked to play public hide and seek...I about killed her.
2 - never been called out on it, but I'm sure it's happened
3 - nope, never proposed in order to be rejected
4 - nope
5 - there are a couple of different instances here; people I know and people I don't. I'm sure people I've made fun of who I don't know have heard me...but I'm pretty careful about making fun of people. Karma, and all that good stuff. People I know - a long time ago (like, clear back in high school) this came back and bit me. I learned my lesson. Since then, if I'm going to say something I'll say it directly to you.
6 - fortunately it just went to one of my best friends and he called and said "uhm, you might want to resend that...to the right person"
7 - Hasn't everyone?
oh whoops I missed #6 - I put N/A because I've never cheated on anybody.
7 - the text thing was my original #6
8 - snot, milk, soda, tea, spaghetti, you name it.
1. No  2. No  3. No  4. No  5. Yes  6. N/A  7. Yes, more than once  8. Yes  
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#12 | 1062 days ago

 1) No, all my friends' kids are under 3 so it's easy to keep an eye on them
2) Yes, one of the downfalls of going commando
3) Never proposed
4) Surprisingly enough, no
5) Yep, and many times on purpose
6) Never cheated
7) Yep, too many Michelle's and Melissa's in the contact list and not paying close enough attention (read: drunk)
8) Many a time
1. No  2. Yes  3. I have never proposed  4. No  5. Yes  6. N/A  7. Yes  8. Yes  
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#13 | 1062 days ago

 1.  I'm the most over-protective, vigilant crazy person with children.  Never gonna happen.  
2.  No, just "whale tail" a time or two.  
3.  I've never proposed to anyone.  Did reject one, though (and a few more drunken ones, but they don't count).
4.  Never caught.  Doesn't mean no one has seen it ... just no one who wasn't meant to see it.  
5.  Yes ... even got the in-my-face-finger-wagging for it a time or three.
6.  Was never caught because there was nothing to catch.
7.  Raunchy, no.  Random and confusing, many times.
8.  Snot, milk, soda, water, bits of food, iced tea...


1. No  2. No  3. I have never proposed  4. Not Sure  5. Yes  6. N/A  7. No  8. Yes  
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#14 | 1062 days ago

 Jess wrote:
oh whoops I missed #6 - I put N/A because I've never cheated on anybody.
7 - the text thing was my original #6
8 - snot, milk, soda, tea, spaghetti, you name it.
Damn, missed your addendum ... spaghetti is a good one.  Marinara hurts like a mother!  
Pea casings are also bad.  Trust me.  
1. No  2. No  3. I have never proposed  4. Not Sure  5. Yes  6. N/A  7. No  8. Yes  
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#15 | 1062 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
Damn, missed your addendum ... spaghetti is a good one.  Marinara hurts like a mother!  
Pea casings are also bad.  Trust me.  
Oh ouch pea casings...I can imagine.
Yea spaghetti sucks...but it's fun being a party streamer for a minute



(ok that was gross)
1. No  2. No  3. No  4. No  5. Yes  6. N/A  7. Yes, more than once  8. Yes  
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#16 | 1062 days ago

 The last one maybe as a young child.   What can i say?   i am a careful person.
1. No  2. No  3. No  4. No  5. No  6. No  7. No  8. No  
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#17 | 1062 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Oh ouch pea casings...I can imagine.
Yea spaghetti sucks...but it's fun being a party streamer for a minute



(ok that was gross)
 




(And by gross, you mean outstanding, right?)
1. No  2. No  3. I have never proposed  4. Not Sure  5. Yes  6. N/A  7. No  8. Yes  
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#18 | 1061 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
 




(And by gross, you mean outstanding, right?)
Haha abso-friggin-lutely. I just had to respect that others may find the party streamer part a little nasty, no matter how funny it may be.
1. No  2. No  3. No  4. No  5. Yes  6. N/A  7. Yes, more than once  8. Yes  
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#19 | 1057 days ago

 #5 I always speak loud enough they can hear me
1. No  2. No  3. No  4. No  5. Yes  6. No  7. Yes, more than once  8. No  
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