What can I say about Janet? She is sweet, polite, warm, out going, and friendly. Sorry that is the opening for the Violet roast. So Janet used to date a professional athlete, she won't say who. Now this could be for a number of reasons. First she has too much respect for this guy to reveal his name publicly, no that probably isn't it. He wasn't actually a starter for anyone, he was a bench warmer. I doubt that, Janet doesn't deal with scrubs. So it must be because he is ugly, no that isn't likely either. So it must be because he was married and she doesn't want us to know she is a home wrecker. Ahhhh, there it is Janet dated Tiger Woods! Two things I do know about Janet are that she is fiercely loyal and brutal on her friends, not to sure if it is a good thing to be her friend or not. I have gone from being told "You complete me" to being told to "STFU! " in the span of less than 24 hours. She has probably typed that phrase so many times, that you can no longer locate those letters by looking at her keyboard. Well that is our lovely Janet, all the charm and cuddle-ability of a porcupine. I have saw her flirt with many male Q'ers before, but none more than, Stoney. It is like watching 2 junior high kids flirt. Good thing they aren't actually on a play ground together, the rocks would be flying. Janet and Stoney are to the Q, what crabs are to a lonely sailor. No matter what you do to avoid them, somehow you get them. I could probably sit here and give you all a 10,000 word essay, picking on Janet, but I better save some stuff for all of you. So I will move on now.
I normally would make jokes about Janet's teams here, but I don't believe she could actually tell you anything about them. So all the jokes would be lost on her. I am going to go and Walk the Pupster now. You all have fun and play nice. Remember to follow the CoC.
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