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Good Morning! It's Friday. The loafers are out of my house. Praise him!! I could complain about the less than 3 hours of sleep but I won't since I am a bit overjoyed today. Shocking, i know. Hi hskr! Heeey Marcus! I'm pretty sure Wiggles' contract has not expired yet, so if you see him, tell him to get his ass back to work. I have no idea what is going on in the outside world. I'm good with that but i do like the quick updates. Anyway, have a good day and a great weekend. And remember, a penny saved is not nearly enough to support your habits.
| Closed on 08/18/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
27 Fans 
11%a. Happy Friday...
0%b. Have it your way...
0%c. They smile in your face...
37%d. "I'm smarter than the average bear!"...
7%e. You talkiní to me?...
19%f. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...
26%g. Brass Monkey ...
0%h. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#10 | 1509 days ago

haaaaaang on. i swear i don't know why i listen to colin cowherd. wait i do know. because he gets me so damn worked up about sports and i kinda like that heat. but i swear he knows everyone of my buttons to push. every. single. one. he's like the sports anti-christ. he supports steroid use in baseball, he thinks the national league needs to incorporate the designated hitter into their side of the sport, he likes astroturf and he thinks that no salary cap in baseball is a good thing. and he says it in a way that's so cocky, so know-all it makes me want to scream. i can understand "to each his own" but he basically sides with everything that is bad for sports. (wow. i am totally craving buffet scrambled eggs right now. you know the ones that really aren't scrambled eggs, but some squishy, sticky stuff that tastes like them?) what's worse is he uses the same heymaker my entire dad's side of the family uses which is "he who speaketh loudest is rightest" so even when some brave soul calls in to make a stand against this minion of satan, he simply goes into high squeeky colin mode thus stunning the caller into submission. my car can't contain all the hate fumes that come out of my ears when i listen, but like i said, it is a huge reminder of everything i care about and believe in sports and how passionate about those topics i am.

i hate him. legitimate hate. today, it was personal (albeit true down to the ground, but coming from his whorish mouth is like massaging acid into an open cut). "j a happ went from the ritz carlton to the outhouse...to the motel 6 of baseball. and guess what buddy? houston ain't leaving the light on for you."

i want that man's head on a plaque. i want to hang it right in the astros front office where he'll spend eternity (or until my damn team folds under) having to watch my team's misguided and misfired inner-workings.

kiss every inch of my ass, colin.
your loyal listener,
leigh

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...  
  
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#1 | 1509 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Good morning. 

You've been singing, that same old song
Far too long, far too long
Say you'll buy me a shiny ring
But your words don't mean a thing
No more calling me baby
No more loving like crazy

Chorus
Til' you take me down (take me down)
You better take me down (take me down)
Take me down to the little white church
Take me down (take me down) Take me down (take me down)
Take me down to the little white church
Take me down... 

You can't ride this gravy train, 
Anymore, anyway
There's a price for keeping me
I might be cheap, but I ain't free
Now more calling me baby
No more loving like crazy

Repeat Chorus 1x
Come on! 

Charming devil, silver tongue
Had your fun, now you're done
Mama warned me 'bout your games
She don't like you anyways

No more calling me baby
No more loving like crazy
No more chicken and gravy
I ain't gonna have your baby! 
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#2 | 1509 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Good morning. 

You've been singing, that same old song
Far too long, far too long
Say you'll buy me a shiny ring
But your words don't mean a thing
No more calling me baby
No more loving like crazy

Chorus
Til' you take me down (take me down)
You better take me down (take me down)
Take me down to the little white church
Take me down (take me down) Take me down (take me down)
Take me down to the little white church
Take me down... 

You can't ride this gravy train, 
Anymore, anyway
There's a price for keeping me
I might be cheap, but I ain't free
Now more calling me baby
No more loving like crazy

Repeat Chorus 1x
Come on! 

Charming devil, silver tongue
Had your fun, now you're done
Mama warned me 'bout your games
She don't like you anyways

No more calling me baby
No more loving like crazy
No more chicken and gravy
I ain't gonna have your baby! 
Little Big Town, Awesome
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...  
#3 | 1509 days ago

i don't think you should call us sh*theads everyday. i need some variety.

I have a new favorite word...i think it's from a movie (I'm sure it's a movie someone will say I probably should've seen and then yell at me about it, but whatever) and i can't really say it here, but i will be working it in somewhere eventually.
Brass Monkey ...  
#4 | 1509 days ago

Oh, Lorenzen Wright's death made me sad.
Brass Monkey ...  
#5 | 1509 days ago

Yes, one of the my favorite movies, i know the line...i dont want you to change it. I want you to use something else entirely.
Brass Monkey ...  
#6 | 1509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yes, one of the my favorite movies, i know the line...i dont want you to change it. I want you to use something else entirely.
Or at least, if you're gonna use the line, use an appropriate avatar...one maybe of E. Estevez. (or Sutherland, or Phillips)
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#7 | 1509 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Or at least, if you're gonna use the line, use an appropriate avatar...one maybe of E. Estevez. (or Sutherland, or Phillips)
right.
Brass Monkey ...  
#8 | 1509 days ago

Happy Friday Everybodee!

Not much going on, yet.   Tonight, my wife is going to a bachelorette party, and will be taking certain art project "party favors" out of the house.  I might have to go pick her up, since her co-workers are gonna try to get her to drink.  (She doesn't drink much, and currently takes medicine for high blood pressure, which really doesn't mix well with alcohol.)

If I gotta pick her up tonight, it's gonna be a long night driving for me, as I drive my brother home from Padre home games on Fridays as well. 

Fun, fun, fun.
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#9 | 1509 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
                                
Brass Monkey ...  
#10 | 1509 days ago

haaaaaang on. i swear i don't know why i listen to colin cowherd. wait i do know. because he gets me so damn worked up about sports and i kinda like that heat. but i swear he knows everyone of my buttons to push. every. single. one. he's like the sports anti-christ. he supports steroid use in baseball, he thinks the national league needs to incorporate the designated hitter into their side of the sport, he likes astroturf and he thinks that no salary cap in baseball is a good thing. and he says it in a way that's so cocky, so know-all it makes me want to scream. i can understand "to each his own" but he basically sides with everything that is bad for sports. (wow. i am totally craving buffet scrambled eggs right now. you know the ones that really aren't scrambled eggs, but some squishy, sticky stuff that tastes like them?) what's worse is he uses the same heymaker my entire dad's side of the family uses which is "he who speaketh loudest is rightest" so even when some brave soul calls in to make a stand against this minion of satan, he simply goes into high squeeky colin mode thus stunning the caller into submission. my car can't contain all the hate fumes that come out of my ears when i listen, but like i said, it is a huge reminder of everything i care about and believe in sports and how passionate about those topics i am.

i hate him. legitimate hate. today, it was personal (albeit true down to the ground, but coming from his whorish mouth is like massaging acid into an open cut). "j a happ went from the ritz carlton to the outhouse...to the motel 6 of baseball. and guess what buddy? houston ain't leaving the light on for you."

i want that man's head on a plaque. i want to hang it right in the astros front office where he'll spend eternity (or until my damn team folds under) having to watch my team's misguided and misfired inner-workings.

kiss every inch of my ass, colin.
your loyal listener,
leigh

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...  
#11 | 1509 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Happy Friday Everybodee!

Not much going on, yet.   Tonight, my wife is going to a bachelorette party, and will be taking certain art project "party favors" out of the house.  I might have to go pick her up, since her co-workers are gonna try to get her to drink.  (She doesn't drink much, and currently takes medicine for high blood pressure, which really doesn't mix well with alcohol.)

If I gotta pick her up tonight, it's gonna be a long night driving for me, as I drive my brother home from Padre home games on Fridays as well. 

Fun, fun, fun.
you know if you start drinking, you wouldn't ALWAYS be the DD because people who drink are no longer reliable. Food for thought.
Brass Monkey ...  
#12 | 1509 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

TGIF!! My man is gone in Vegas for the weekend....lets see what trouble I can get into

This place is boring here in Kansas. I need to make more friends to go out with.
I am feeling extra spunky this am after no sleep lastnight maybe it's from all the coffee I am drinking but eventhough I am sad I'm happy.  lol

anyone wanna hang out with me?
#13 | 1509 days ago

Just heard on the news that an asteroid big enough to wipe out  eastern US will hit earth in 170 yrs.  I thought you needed to know in case any of you plan on being around then.
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...  
#14 | 1509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you know if you start drinking, you wouldn't ALWAYS be the DD because people who drink are no longer reliable. Food for thought.
Oh, I don't mind.   Now, if only I could find a way to make some money out of this.   But, today, it's only my brother (no money there) and my wife. ( No money there... but maybe some other form of compensation   )
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#15 | 1509 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

oh yeah and can I take over for Dodge?? he is mia too long
#16 | 1509 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

haaaaaang on. i swear i don't know why i listen to colin cowherd. wait i do know. because he gets me so damn worked up about sports and i kinda like that heat. but i swear he knows everyone of my buttons to push. every. single. one. he's like the sports anti-christ. he supports steroid use in baseball, he thinks the national league needs to incorporate the designated hitter into their side of the sport, he likes astroturf and he thinks that no salary cap in baseball is a good thing. and he says it in a way that's so cocky, so know-all it makes me want to scream. i can understand "to each his own" but he basically sides with everything that is bad for sports. (wow. i am totally craving buffet scrambled eggs right now. you know the ones that really aren't scrambled eggs, but some squishy, sticky stuff that tastes like them?) what's worse is he uses the same heymaker my entire dad's side of the family uses which is "he who speaketh loudest is rightest" so even when some brave soul calls in to make a stand against this minion of satan, he simply goes into high squeeky colin mode thus stunning the caller into submission. my car can't contain all the hate fumes that come out of my ears when i listen, but like i said, it is a huge reminder of everything i care about and believe in sports and how passionate about those topics i am.

i hate him. legitimate hate. today, it was personal (albeit true down to the ground, but coming from his whorish mouth is like massaging acid into an open cut). "j a happ went from the ritz carlton to the outhouse...to the motel 6 of baseball. and guess what buddy? houston ain't leaving the light on for you."

i want that man's head on a plaque. i want to hang it right in the astros front office where he'll spend eternity (or until my damn team folds under) having to watch my team's misguided and misfired inner-workings.

kiss every inch of my ass, colin.
your loyal listener,
leigh

 I like you, you are very cool. 
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#17 | 1509 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
TGIF!! My man is gone in Vegas for the weekend....lets see what trouble I can get into

This place is boring here in Kansas. I need to make more friends to go out with.
I am feeling extra spunky this am after no sleep lastnight maybe it's from all the coffee I am drinking but eventhough I am sad I'm happy.  lol

anyone wanna hang out with me?
I'm sure there's a line of people willing to hang out with you.
Brass Monkey ...  
#18 | 1509 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I like you, you are very cool. 
well thanks!
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...  
#19 | 1509 days ago

It's Friday all!!!!!!!!!! 
Braves pissed me off last night. They have to start playing like a team in first place. Philly has been doing super, and are nipping at their rear. So couple of more days till Sunday when I fly out to LA for the week. I'll be hanging out down at my pub tonight, and catching up with some friends and all. Y'all have a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious weekend!!



I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. hmm, I don't think so
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. I don't think so

Going back to Cali, stylin, profilin
Growlin, and smilin, while in the sun
The top is down, on the black Corvette
And it's fly, cause it's sittin on Dayton's
Laurents steering wheel, plushed out, gold-leaf phantom top
and three girls waiting
VRRRROOM engine's blowin, the chrome, is shining
Passing all the cars on the way
Movement of the wind, back wheels spin
Pop in a cassette and push play

I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali - yea y'all, I don't think so
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali..

I'm going back to Cali, shakin 'em, bakin 'em
Takin 'em to spots they never before hung
?? the place, on Sunset it's a trip
Where the A.C.'s cold, and the girls still strip
The record skip, but this girl kept dancin
Prancin, grindin, grinnin, romancin
I asked her to the barn, so we could hit the hay
I wanna do this, Brutus, but I don't wanna pay

I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali - no man I don't think so
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali..
..

I'm going back to Cali, rising, surprising
Advising realizing, she's sizing me up
Her bikini - small; heels - tall
She said, she liked, the ocean
She showed me a beach, gave me a peach
and pulled out the suntan lotion
Now I thought that was fast, but this girl was faster
She's lookin for a real good time
I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise,"
and I ran away with the bottle of wine

I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. I don't think so
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. I don't think so
Brass Monkey ...  
#20 | 1509 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
oh yeah and can I take over for Dodge?? he is mia too long
only if you start with you and your own collection  and I will come hang out with you anytime
Happy Friday...  
#21 | 1509 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I'm sure there's a line of people willing to hang out with you.
you would be surprised!  If only you was closer to me Ash...we would drink the night away tonight.
#22 | 1509 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
So it's Friday.. And god damn do I hate 10:30 hockey games.. Especially when I have to get up early and meet with prospective clients the next morning.. I'm pooped.. At least there's only about 7 hours left in my day
I really don't have much today other than that.. The Rockies broke their 8 game skid yesterday.. I'd say I'm confident they can make a run at the wild card if not the division in the remaining 60-ish games, but who am I kidding?  They can't get inconsistent pitching anymore and they can't hit their way out of a wet paper bag.. And there's no sign of a trade or a call-up that would provide a spark, so yeah.. Here we are.. And the Cubbies are in town this weekend.. At least I'm not an Astros fan

Oh, and as of today, I still only have one person on my sh!t list Fuc*ing ruiner of good times
Brass Monkey ...  
#23 | 1509 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

alainpeartree wrote:
only if you start with you and your own collection  and I will come hang out with you anytime
my collection is already in play boy....duh. 
#24 | 1509 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
my collection is already in play boy....duh. 
which issue? on my way to newsstand riht now!!!!!
Happy Friday...  
#25 | 1509 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
you would be surprised!  If only you was closer to me Ash...we would drink the night away tonight.
you two together,,,, would anybody be safe? watch out for that countrygal, LOL
Happy Friday...  
#26 | 1509 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

alainpeartree wrote:
you two together,,,, would anybody be safe? watch out for that countrygal, LOL
lol! nah i couldn't get nto playboy but if I could i would no lie!!

Ahs and I could make the news babe...
#27 | 1509 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Well guys I know this is going to come as a surprise to most of you but,,, I think it's just wait til next year for the Cubs.  
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#28 | 1509 days ago

you aint never lied there Penn,,,,, and yeah you could get in,,, if i make a  poll you want to see the survey?
Happy Friday...  
#29 | 1509 days ago

Hola Amigos y Amigas! Well it's finally Friday  I would like to say that mine started out good but my crazy ass Niece kinda made that impossible. She is 23 and way immature and full of drama...NO BUENO!! I have too much going on in my own life to get caught up in her drama!!

So I think I may go out tonight. I may need to drink by the time the day is done. I almost got sent home because the pants I am wearing look a little too much like Capri's. WTF?!?  I talked my way out of it...but I am annoyed! Anyways drinks for lunch if anyone is interested...I am thinking margarita's...

Ash...I think I may be feeling a lil mushy....or it could be that this song was just on the radio...haha...enjoy!!

"If I Ain't Got You"

Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power, yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what's within
And I've been there before
But that life's a bore
So full of the superficial

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, Yeah

Some people search for a fountain
That promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that's the only way to prove you love them
Hand me the world on a silver platter
And what good would it be
With no one to share
With no one who truly cares for me

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, you, you
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, yeah

[Outro:]
If I ain't got you with me baby
So nothing in this whole wide world don't mean a thing
If I ain't got you with me baby
You talkiní to me?...  
#30 | 1509 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
you would be surprised!  If only you was closer to me Ash...we would drink the night away tonight.
 that sounds nice.
Brass Monkey ...  
#31 | 1509 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola Amigos y Amigas! Well it's finally Friday  I would like to say that mine started out good but my crazy ass Niece kinda made that impossible. She is 23 and way immature and full of drama...NO BUENO!! I have too much going on in my own life to get caught up in her drama!!

So I think I may go out tonight. I may need to drink by the time the day is done. I almost got sent home because the pants I am wearing look a little too much like Capri's. WTF?!?  I talked my way out of it...but I am annoyed! Anyways drinks for lunch if anyone is interested...I am thinking margarita's...

Ash...I think I may be feeling a lil mushy....or it could be that this song was just on the radio...haha...enjoy!!

"If I Ain't Got You"

Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power, yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what's within
And I've been there before
But that life's a bore
So full of the superficial

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, Yeah

Some people search for a fountain
That promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that's the only way to prove you love them
Hand me the world on a silver platter
And what good would it be
With no one to share
With no one who truly cares for me

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, you, you
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, yeah

[Outro:]
If I ain't got you with me baby
So nothing in this whole wide world don't mean a thing
If I ain't got you with me baby
LMAO! KAT...i was feeling f**king mushy this morning (sonofa...) but I fought the urge to post something sap-alicious as this.
Brass Monkey ...  
#32 | 1509 days ago

happy friday......hope everyone has a great day and wonderful weekend....i know im supposed to do something tomorrow,but cant remember what....drives me nuts.i realy need a calendar......PT was petty good..we walked,and bri worked on this huge knot on my shoulder blade..oww.......its calm right now so  better go mow,,while i can before the wind comes up....
   for those in so cal and near fires  sending prayers you stay safE  my friend lost their home and all theirposessions in the fire in la cresenta  last year.......  be good to each other and  others!!
Happy Friday...  
#33 | 1509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
LMAO! KAT...i was feeling f**king mushy this morning (sonofa...) but I fought the urge to post something sap-alicious as this.
W/E you know you were singing it when you saw it. LOL  I need to redeem myself now...I will post another...Boy Band Friday??

Let's try this one...

"Bump, Bump, Bump"
(feat. P. Diddy)

[p diddy:]
We sending this out to all the ladies all over the world
All the ladies all over the world
All my sexy mamas come on
Come on a come on now
As we proceed to give you what you need
You kno i like it when your body goes

[b2k:]
Bump bump bump

[p diddy:]
Bad boy, b2k, yo o, talk to em player

[omari:]
I like your lil sexy style
I love it when you getting wil' (uh, i see you)
Girl in the club wit me
(come over her let me talk to you for a minute, yeah
I wanna tell you something)
Girl you need to be in magazines
Wit a crown on your head cause you's a ghetto queen
Like bling bling bling (uh come on, you fine girl)
The way you shakin that sexy (oh)
Body
Shaped like an hour glass (ow)
Can we spend some time
(yeah, lets do it ya'll)
I wanna get you to myself
You and me and nobody else
Yo do the things we do
Baby there is something that i need from you
(uh, come on, check it out)

[chorus]
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump (yeah)
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me (come on)
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go (yeah)
Bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me (uh yeah)
I can take it

[2nd verse]
Come on
Girl why you teasin me
You gonna have to stop pleasin me (stop teasin me, i want you)
While we're on this floor
You takin it round and round
I love the way you put it down
You makin me scream for more (oh, gimme more, let s go, don't stop come on)
Put your 2way next to mine
Baby hit me anytime
Baby you and me behind close doors (oohh)
You about to be my main squeeze
Take trips, cop shiny things
Girl just come wit me
Come on lets go and do the damn thang

[chorus]
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me
I can take it

[p diddy:]
(yeah, its bad boy baby, check this out
They call me diddy)
Uh dance for nothin mami
Plans for take a mami
Get on the floor
Make it bump more
Shake it mami
Lets ride
Im your clyde
You can be my bonnie
See you type for me
Mami so right for me
Man she can move it
Love when she dance to the music
Make me wanna stand like a pool stick
Hands is the smoothest just a simple touch make me lose it
Girl, that's enough
Stop moving
Bump that
I pump that
Girl bring it to me
Bump that
I want that
Girl sing it wit me like
Du du du du duda du du du
Du du du du duda du du du
So lets do it again mami
You and a friend mami
Money aint a thing mami
What i gotta spend mami
Put up you hands for me
That's how you dance for me
Shake it like you can hunni
Take it from your man mami

Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go (oooo)
Bump bump bump
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me (let me ya)
Baby turn around, (b2k)
And let me see that sexy body go (bad boy)
(they call me diddy) bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me
I can take it

I see you chris

You kno i like it when your body go
Bump bump bump

Don't stop

Lets go, lets go

Baby turn around and let me see that body go
Bump bump bump

C'mon
Lets go
C'mon
Lets go

And another one

Its pandamonium baby
You talkiní to me?...  
#34 | 1509 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
W/E you know you were singing it when you saw it. LOL  I need to redeem myself now...I will post another...Boy Band Friday??

Let's try this one...

"Bump, Bump, Bump"
(feat. P. Diddy)

[p diddy:]
We sending this out to all the ladies all over the world
All the ladies all over the world
All my sexy mamas come on
Come on a come on now
As we proceed to give you what you need
You kno i like it when your body goes

[b2k:]
Bump bump bump

[p diddy:]
Bad boy, b2k, yo o, talk to em player

[omari:]
I like your lil sexy style
I love it when you getting wil' (uh, i see you)
Girl in the club wit me
(come over her let me talk to you for a minute, yeah
I wanna tell you something)
Girl you need to be in magazines
Wit a crown on your head cause you's a ghetto queen
Like bling bling bling (uh come on, you fine girl)
The way you shakin that sexy (oh)
Body
Shaped like an hour glass (ow)
Can we spend some time
(yeah, lets do it ya'll)
I wanna get you to myself
You and me and nobody else
Yo do the things we do
Baby there is something that i need from you
(uh, come on, check it out)

[chorus]
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump (yeah)
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me (come on)
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go (yeah)
Bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me (uh yeah)
I can take it

[2nd verse]
Come on
Girl why you teasin me
You gonna have to stop pleasin me (stop teasin me, i want you)
While we're on this floor
You takin it round and round
I love the way you put it down
You makin me scream for more (oh, gimme more, let s go, don't stop come on)
Put your 2way next to mine
Baby hit me anytime
Baby you and me behind close doors (oohh)
You about to be my main squeeze
Take trips, cop shiny things
Girl just come wit me
Come on lets go and do the damn thang

[chorus]
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me
I can take it

[p diddy:]
(yeah, its bad boy baby, check this out
They call me diddy)
Uh dance for nothin mami
Plans for take a mami
Get on the floor
Make it bump more
Shake it mami
Lets ride
Im your clyde
You can be my bonnie
See you type for me
Mami so right for me
Man she can move it
Love when she dance to the music
Make me wanna stand like a pool stick
Hands is the smoothest just a simple touch make me lose it
Girl, that's enough
Stop moving
Bump that
I pump that
Girl bring it to me
Bump that
I want that
Girl sing it wit me like
Du du du du duda du du du
Du du du du duda du du du
So lets do it again mami
You and a friend mami
Money aint a thing mami
What i gotta spend mami
Put up you hands for me
That's how you dance for me
Shake it like you can hunni
Take it from your man mami

Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go (oooo)
Bump bump bump
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me (let me ya)
Baby turn around, (b2k)
And let me see that sexy body go (bad boy)
(they call me diddy) bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me
I can take it

I see you chris

You kno i like it when your body go
Bump bump bump

Don't stop

Lets go, lets go

Baby turn around and let me see that body go
Bump bump bump

C'mon
Lets go
C'mon
Lets go

And another one

Its pandamonium baby
NO MA"AM!


lol
Brass Monkey ...  
#35 | 1509 days ago

Hi , everybody! Hope you're having a fantastic day cos I'm not! Didn't sleep well, last night there was a party near to my house, awful and loud music, people laughing ang screaming till 5am. Not in a good mood and a terrible headache. I go back to work on Monday, that means I won't be able to sleep the way I like. ugh. I'm still looking for my wealthy parents, sure I'm adopted.
#36 | 1509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
NO MA"AM!


lol

Damn It....you are a being a lil high maintenance...thats it this is my last one....I am gonna have to bring Sexy Back!

"SexyBack"

[Verse 1]
I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take 'em to the bridge

[Bridge]
Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Take 'em to the chorus

[Chorus]
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times]

Get your sexy on

[Verse 2]
I’m bringing sexy back
Them other f***ers don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast

Take 'em to the bridge

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I’m bringing sexy back
You mother f***ers watch how I attack
If that’s your girl you better watch your back
Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact

Take 'em to the chorus

You talkiní to me?...  
#37 | 1509 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:

Damn It....you are a being a lil high maintenance...thats it this is my last one....I am gonna have to bring Sexy Back!

"SexyBack"

[Verse 1]
I’m bringing sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take 'em to the bridge

[Bridge]
Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Take 'em to the chorus

[Chorus]
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times]

Get your sexy on

[Verse 2]
I’m bringing sexy back
Them other f***ers don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast

Take 'em to the bridge

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I’m bringing sexy back
You mother f***ers watch how I attack
If that’s your girl you better watch your back
Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact

Take 'em to the chorus

 I like that...with the avatar wearing the berry purple thing. LOL (pack that)
Brass Monkey ...  
#38 | 1509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 I like that...with the avatar wearing the berry purple thing. LOL (pack that)
Bout time!!!
You talkiní to me?...  
#39 | 1509 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola Amigos y Amigas! Well it's finally Friday  I would like to say that mine started out good but my crazy ass Niece kinda made that impossible. She is 23 and way immature and full of drama...NO BUENO!! I have too much going on in my own life to get caught up in her drama!!

So I think I may go out tonight. I may need to drink by the time the day is done. I almost got sent home because the pants I am wearing look a little too much like Capri's. WTF?!?  I talked my way out of it...but I am annoyed! Anyways drinks for lunch if anyone is interested...I am thinking margarita's...

Ash...I think I may be feeling a lil mushy....or it could be that this song was just on the radio...haha...enjoy!!

"If I Ain't Got You"

Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power, yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what's within
And I've been there before
But that life's a bore
So full of the superficial

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, Yeah

Some people search for a fountain
That promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that's the only way to prove you love them
Hand me the world on a silver platter
And what good would it be
With no one to share
With no one who truly cares for me

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, you, you
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, yeah

[Outro:]
If I ain't got you with me baby
So nothing in this whole wide world don't mean a thing
If I ain't got you with me baby
one of alicia's best....a voice student i had for alost 6 years loved that song(she was 11 at the time,and it was the first song she sany through the mic..ill never forget that!!...it was great!  hope the day gets better!
Happy Friday...  
#40 | 1509 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Bout time!!!
Ummm...I'm worth the little extra work....and if you do it right the first time...
Brass Monkey ...  
#41 | 1509 days ago

(Edited by Joe_L)
I had a pretty terrible day one of my friends at work had a accident today!!! He was leaving a mine after servicing their dumpster started down the mine road and lost brakes on the truck, he was lucky enough to miss the guard shack by 30 feet which at the time had to guards in it and the a river by about 300 feet!! He is now in the hospital, luckily enough with no broken bones only cuts and bruising!!
#42 | 1509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Ummm...I'm worth the little extra work....and if you do it right the first time...
Hahaha.....I did it right the first time, just a lil on the mushy side!!
You talkiní to me?...  
#43 | 1509 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
 Today, Ludacris speaks for Rick Pitino & me.  Stay away from crazy bitches who just want to embezzle money from you!!!!


Roll out!

[repeat 6x]
Roll out! Roll out! Roll out! Roll out!

[Chorus - "roll out!" in background]
I got my twin glock .40's, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that
Twin glock .40's, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that

[Ludacris]
Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?
Where'd you get that matchin Benz with them windows tinted?
Who dem girls you be with when you be ridin through?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin a CRUISE!
Tell me who's your w**d man, and how do you smoke so good?
You'se a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a cans of whoop ass, you did a good-ass job
of just eyein me, spyin me

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Man, that car don't come out until next year
Where in the f**k did you get it?
That's eighty-thousand bucks GONE!
Where in the f**k did you spend it?
You must have eyes on your back, cause you got money to the ceiling
And the bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin
The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin
Willin, drillin and killin the feelin
Now who's that bucked-naked cook fixin three-course meals?
Gettin goosebumps when her body tap the six inch heels
What in the world is in that ROOM, what you got in that ROOM?
A couple a gats, a couple of knives
A couple of rats, a couple of wives, now it's time to choose

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Are you custom-made, custom-paid, or you just custom-fitted?
Playstation 2 up in the ride and is that Lorenzo-kitted?
Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just yo; main bitch?
You take a pick, while I'm rubbin the hips
touchin lips to the top of the d**k and then WHOOO!
Now tell me who's your housekeeper and what you keep in yo' house?
What about diamonds and gold, is that what you keep in yo' mouth?
What in the world is in that CASE, what you got in that CASE?
Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place
at a similar pace so shake, shake it

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Get out my business, my biznass
Stay the f**k up out my biznass, ah
Cause these ni**az all up in my s**t
and it's my business, my biznass
Stay the f**k up out my biznass
cause it's mine, all mine
My business, my biznass
Stay the f**k up out my biznass
Cause these ni**az all up in my s**t
and it's my business, my biznass
Stay the f**k up out my biznass
cause it's mine, all mine

Ahh ahh, Timbaland, Ludacris
Disturbin' Tha Peace, whoo!
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#44 | 1509 days ago

 Hey Boo Boo, How About a Pic-A-Nic Basket = The Funky Monkey

Good Morning America, It's Friday (afternoon)!!!

Stoney, I edited sh!t at the end, now worries..

Kids are off someplace, could care less where.

Why are all the women Taken or Too Young or Too Far Away or....

and what is too young?  Right now I'm saying 24 but that could change.

This morning on the radio, in honor of some craptastic reality show that had a season premiere last night, they played a game of Guido Girl vs. Golden Girl, in which you had to guess which show had a certain situation in it.  I immediately thought of our resident guido golden girl Janet.

Be Inspired:

 The most important thing about goals is having one.
~Geoffrey F. Abert

and I finally found what type of girl I'm looking for (don't believe I've done this yet):

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket 

"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#45 | 1509 days ago

Evening Q'rs...its finally Friday...I'm a bit pissy..so going to take a few to calm myself and have a few drinks..be back later...
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...  
#46 | 1509 days ago

came by to say Hi to everyone , Going crazy here at work I 380 big back up we had a major crash 2 people died plus this Sunday is the Pocono 500 and was just told we'll be on call so no club this weekend, Anytime there is a race weekend people go crazy
#47 | 1509 days ago

It Ain't Noo Fun If The Homies Can't Have None...

What is up, folks...Come on, Monday!!
Don't ask...really...

My time is short, so I have something for you...Hope it makes you smile:

Incense And Candles  

Baby ooh (yes)
Let's go

Eye've been waiting 4 U baby all night long
(eye've been waiting 4 U baby all night long)
So eye could get somebody 2 play this song
(c'mon)
The jam that's got a beat like it's making love
(the jam that's got a beat like it's making love)
Cuz Ur the only one eye've been thinking of
(oh yea) whoaa

Come in2 my room of incense and candles
Eye've got something that U won't know how 2 handle
U can tell me na-uh but U know how this man do
Eye'ma want it all night long
C'mon c'mon
Eye'ma want it all night long

Eye'm glad we're compatible, mature, and grown
(mature and grown)
'Cause this is nothing something U can do alone
There's a dance floor but we can use a table (yes we can)
Eye've got 2 have a partner that's willing and able
(willing and able)

Come in2 my room of incense and candles
Eye've got something that U won't know how 2 handle
U can tell me na-uh but U know how this man do
Eye'ma want it all night long

Once U try 2 seduce me it grows and grows
Ur mind will never deny what Ur body knows
Eye know U want 2 take off all your clothes
But please don't do it

Eye got a cool idea my darling, let's go outside
Eye wanna smother U with something shiny as the rims upon my ride
Eye want 2 look 4 the milky way and uhh when eye find it
Eye'm gonna make U scream my name as if it was divine (Dee)
But we both know that we gotta praise the one who made ya
Give props 2 Ur mama 4 the healthy food she must have gave ya
4 the meek at heart these words they might sound like a sinner
But the truth is that U're sitting on every one of Ur dinners
But that's fine, 'Cause eye'm blind
About blind as a cat in the dark
It might come at 2 in the morning after roaming in the park
Hard 2 understand always changing plans
Harder than hell 2 handle
One scent alone make it worth Ur while the price of The Rigga's candle

All night
Circles of flowers or pyramids of sand
Violet colored diamonds
U got 2 understand

Incense and candles
Wherever I can
I got 2 make this woman
Lust 4 this man

Come in2 my room of incense and candles
Eye've got something that U won't know how 2 handle
U can tell me na-uh but U know how this man do
Eye'ma want it all night long
[Repeat 4x]

See you all next week steady again...Stalkees - Miss EVERY one of you!!
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#48 | 1509 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:

It Ain't Noo Fun If The Homies Can't Have None...

What is up, folks...Come on, Monday!!
Don't ask...really...

My time is short, so I have something for you...Hope it makes you smile:

Incense And Candles  

Baby ooh (yes)
Let's go

Eye've been waiting 4 U baby all night long
(eye've been waiting 4 U baby all night long)
So eye could get somebody 2 play this song
(c'mon)
The jam that's got a beat like it's making love
(the jam that's got a beat like it's making love)
Cuz Ur the only one eye've been thinking of
(oh yea) whoaa

Come in2 my room of incense and candles
Eye've got something that U won't know how 2 handle
U can tell me na-uh but U know how this man do
Eye'ma want it all night long
C'mon c'mon
Eye'ma want it all night long

Eye'm glad we're compatible, mature, and grown
(mature and grown)
'Cause this is nothing something U can do alone
There's a dance floor but we can use a table (yes we can)
Eye've got 2 have a partner that's willing and able
(willing and able)

Come in2 my room of incense and candles
Eye've got something that U won't know how 2 handle
U can tell me na-uh but U know how this man do
Eye'ma want it all night long

Once U try 2 seduce me it grows and grows
Ur mind will never deny what Ur body knows
Eye know U want 2 take off all your clothes
But please don't do it

Eye got a cool idea my darling, let's go outside
Eye wanna smother U with something shiny as the rims upon my ride
Eye want 2 look 4 the milky way and uhh when eye find it
Eye'm gonna make U scream my name as if it was divine (Dee)
But we both know that we gotta praise the one who made ya
Give props 2 Ur mama 4 the healthy food she must have gave ya
4 the meek at heart these words they might sound like a sinner
But the truth is that U're sitting on every one of Ur dinners
But that's fine, 'Cause eye'm blind
About blind as a cat in the dark
It might come at 2 in the morning after roaming in the park
Hard 2 understand always changing plans
Harder than hell 2 handle
One scent alone make it worth Ur while the price of The Rigga's candle

All night
Circles of flowers or pyramids of sand
Violet colored diamonds
U got 2 understand

Incense and candles
Wherever I can
I got 2 make this woman
Lust 4 this man

Come in2 my room of incense and candles
Eye've got something that U won't know how 2 handle
U can tell me na-uh but U know how this man do
Eye'ma want it all night long
[Repeat 4x]

See you all next week steady again...Stalkees - Miss EVERY one of you!!
Brass Monkey ...  
#49 | 1509 days ago

OK i'm back gonna vent and ask a question and please feel free to tell me i'm right....i'm suppose to start my vacation Monday....have been planning it for about 2 months...today i get a call from the ex and he wants to take the boys for the week(whaaaaaat?)...yes same said week i'm suppose to be in California visiting family, and yes before you say anything I told him 2 months ago what i was planning to do...the thing is, he rarely sees the boys and i don't want to be a you know what, sooo I said..Sure you take them, I can push my vacation back a week or 2....but im friggin maddddddddddddddd...Am I pushover?..should I have said No?....tell me life experience Q'rs.....what's the deal?

Thank you in advance and have a fun weekend making sure you're able to return Monday...
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark...  
#50 | 1509 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
OK i'm back gonna vent and ask a question and please feel free to tell me i'm right....i'm suppose to start my vacation Monday....have been planning it for about 2 months...today i get a call from the ex and he wants to take the boys for the week(whaaaaaat?)...yes same said week i'm suppose to be in California visiting family, and yes before you say anything I told him 2 months ago what i was planning to do...the thing is, he rarely sees the boys and i don't want to be a you know what, sooo I said..Sure you take them, I can push my vacation back a week or 2....but im friggin maddddddddddddddd...Am I pushover?..should I have said No?....tell me life experience Q'rs.....what's the deal?

Thank you in advance and have a fun weekend making sure you're able to return Monday...
you sound like a good mom
#51 | 1509 days ago

Did I hear someone say Boy Band Phryday?

It is getting busier at work, probably because the Cardinals invaded town today. Like the Phoenix idiots needed another reason to come up here in the summer time. I am tired of all the morons coming up here and saying "Man it is hot in Phoenix!" Of course it is dumba$$, you live in a f**king desert! What did you expect, someone to have placed a bubble over the city, and it to be air conditioned? I am about to go out to dinner with the family, hope everyone has a great evening.

How about a little old school for Boy Band Phryday?

New Kids on the Block-Hangin' Tough

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance.
[Rap:] Just get on the floor and do the New Kids' dance.
Don't worry 'bout nothing 'cause it won't take long.
[Rap:] We're gonna put you in a trance with a funky song, 'cause you gotta be
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] We're rough.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Everybody's always talkin' 'bout who's on top.
[Rap:] Don't cross our path 'cause you're gonna get stomped.
We ain't gonna give anybody any slack.
[Rap:] And if you try to keep us down we're gonna come right back,
and you know we're
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] Are you tough enough?
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] We're rough.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Get loose everybody 'cause we're gonna do our thing.
[Rap:] 'Cause you know it ain't over 'till the fat lady sings.
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] Are you tough enough?
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] We're rough.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, just hangin' tough, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hangin' tough.
[repeat & fade]

"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#52 | 1509 days ago

Yes, it is Friday. I am tired as Fu*k. I could not find Firefly. Will have to check another Liquor Store tomorrow.   Had a day where "NO" was the word of the day.  I am so tired of hearing that word. Wish they would take that word and stick up the A$$ of whoever said it. Yes, I am a real Bit*h right now.

Who is in the mood for some drinks??
You talkiní to me?...  
#53 | 1509 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
Yes, it is Friday. I am tired as Fu*k. I could not find Firefly. Will have to check another Liquor Store tomorrow.   Had a day where "NO" was the word of the day.  I am so tired of hearing that word. Wish they would take that word and stick up the A$$ of whoever said it. Yes, I am a real Bit*h right now.

Who is in the mood for some drinks??
Did you say drinks I'm in
#54 | 1509 days ago

jbarr1 wrote:
Did you say drinks I'm in
Yeah, I sure in the He!! need one or 12.. What's your Poison?
You talkiní to me?...  
#55 | 1509 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
Yeah, I sure in the He!! need one or 12.. What's your Poison?
I'm just a beer guy nice and cold
#56 | 1509 days ago

Icy cold one Coming up.. I will drink just about anything right now.  Just read one of your remarks in a poll, forgot which one, my laptop has a mind of its own. Yes,  I am learning I am a pushover. My Ex can have the kids whenever he wants, but Dammit, I want to take them on vacation too.. Right now, when it would be nice if he took them, he wont so WTF.. its whenever he wants them... NO, I am not doing that anymore. I am going somewhere on Sunday, he better not give me a last minute excuse....Sorry, I have had a bad day, maybe I shouldnt be posting, but I need to let you know, If he knew in advance, he is doing this to spite you... Sorry, I am learning this the hard way....
You talkiní to me?...  
#57 | 1509 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
Icy cold one Coming up.. I will drink just about anything right now.  Just read one of your remarks in a poll, forgot which one, my laptop has a mind of its own. Yes,  I am learning I am a pushover. My Ex can have the kids whenever he wants, but Dammit, I want to take them on vacation too.. Right now, when it would be nice if he took them, he wont so WTF.. its whenever he wants them... NO, I am not doing that anymore. I am going somewhere on Sunday, he better not give me a last minute excuse....Sorry, I have had a bad day, maybe I shouldnt be posting, but I need to let you know, If he knew in advance, he is doing this to spite you... Sorry, I am learning this the hard way....
It's alright Nikki.  sometimes you just need to vent.
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#58 | 1509 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
Yes, it is Friday. I am tired as Fu*k. I could not find Firefly. Will have to check another Liquor Store tomorrow.   Had a day where "NO" was the word of the day.  I am so tired of hearing that word. Wish they would take that word and stick up the A$$ of whoever said it. Yes, I am a real Bit*h right now.

Who is in the mood for some drinks??
maybe it's a southern thing? but I'm drinking that right now. My mood declined after a conversation with the ex...so I need enough of this to cheer the f*ck up!
Brass Monkey ...  
#59 | 1509 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
kobe_lova wrote:
maybe it's a southern thing? but I'm drinking that right now. My mood declined after a conversation with the ex...so I need enough of this to cheer the f*ck up!
So, you can buy that by the gallon??

Give me the address, so's I can arrive to DD you home.
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#60 | 1509 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
It's alright Nikki.  sometimes you just need to vent.
Like a Volcano needs to blow ... but I am already feeling better...
You talkiní to me?...  
#61 | 1509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
maybe it's a southern thing? but I'm drinking that right now. My mood declined after a conversation with the ex...so I need enough of this to cheer the f*ck up!
I dont know, I will call all the stores around just to find out... I will NOT give up! 
You talkiní to me?...  
#62 | 1509 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
So, you can buy that by the gallon??

Give me the address, so's I can arrive to DD you home.
lol... why yes you can, and i'm home...i'll keep you on speed dial in case I feel the need to venture out. (drunk visiting?)
Brass Monkey ...  
#63 | 1509 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
I dont know, I will call all the stores around just to find out... I will NOT give up! 
Brass Monkey ...  
#64 | 1509 days ago

Soooo, have I had an interesting few days, where do I start?  *clears throat, takes a deep breath*...

Wednesday morning the hospital was great, transport kept up with the number of patients, until one elevator broke (dropping 2 floors with a transporter, a secretary, and a couple other people...sounds like the beginning of a bad joke), both patient elevators and 1 visitor elevator in 1 wing broke, another wing lost one elevator, and the heliport elevator got stuck up on the heliport!  That backed us up for the rest of the day.  I started getting jobs cancelled out because the patients were already gone.  I came up to a floor to get a patient, told the nurse, and she said "no you're not, we already took her."  I said very sarcastically "thanks for letting US know."  I told the secretary of that floor that when nurses take patients down themselves, make them call transport so we can take it out of our tracker so we don't waste our time finding a stretcher for your patient for 15 minutes, only to get there and find out they've been gone for a half hour already!  I had a trainee with me that afternoon who I actually know from an ethnic group I was a part of a long time ago.  Then on my way home I got screwed over with buses, tried to run across the street to the subway, tripped, ripped my good khakis and scraped my left knee to hell and back.  Then somehow my ID badge fell out of my pocket when I got home and my neighbor found it yesterday afternoon.  I also had a new kid training with me, different guy, who actually wants to do this job, as opposed to a nursing student who is pretending she doesn't know what she's doing just so she doesn't have to be by herself.  The supervisors see right through her little game too.

Today, however, was a brand new day and we were busy for all of 2 hours and it died out again.  The kid I trained yesterday asked if he could go around with me for his last half hour, I was out of there a half hour after him, and headed out to the mall where I met my parents for dinner at the Cheesecake Factory and came home with leftover Reese's cheesecake.  So on that note, TGIF and welcome to the Q locker...oh hell the disclaimer is already in the description, just tell me who said it already!

Now for a song I heard on the radio on the way home...

Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man

Oh Mama, I've been years on the lam and had a high price on my head
Lawman said 'Get him dead or alive' and it's for sure he'll see me dead
Dear Mama I can hear you cryin', you're so scared and all alone
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long

The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
The judge'll have revenge today
On the wanted man

Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home

The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#65 | 1509 days ago

kramer wrote:
Soooo, have I had an interesting few days, where do I start?  *clears throat, takes a deep breath*...

Wednesday morning the hospital was great, transport kept up with the number of patients, until one elevator broke (dropping 2 floors with a transporter, a secretary, and a couple other people...sounds like the beginning of a bad joke), both patient elevators and 1 visitor elevator in 1 wing broke, another wing lost one elevator, and the heliport elevator got stuck up on the heliport!  That backed us up for the rest of the day.  I started getting jobs cancelled out because the patients were already gone.  I came up to a floor to get a patient, told the nurse, and she said "no you're not, we already took her."  I said very sarcastically "thanks for letting US know."  I told the secretary of that floor that when nurses take patients down themselves, make them call transport so we can take it out of our tracker so we don't waste our time finding a stretcher for your patient for 15 minutes, only to get there and find out they've been gone for a half hour already!  I had a trainee with me that afternoon who I actually know from an ethnic group I was a part of a long time ago.  Then on my way home I got screwed over with buses, tried to run across the street to the subway, tripped, ripped my good khakis and scraped my left knee to hell and back.  Then somehow my ID badge fell out of my pocket when I got home and my neighbor found it yesterday afternoon.  I also had a new kid training with me, different guy, who actually wants to do this job, as opposed to a nursing student who is pretending she doesn't know what she's doing just so she doesn't have to be by herself.  The supervisors see right through her little game too.

Today, however, was a brand new day and we were busy for all of 2 hours and it died out again.  The kid I trained yesterday asked if he could go around with me for his last half hour, I was out of there a half hour after him, and headed out to the mall where I met my parents for dinner at the Cheesecake Factory and came home with leftover Reese's cheesecake.  So on that note, TGIF and welcome to the Q locker...oh hell the disclaimer is already in the description, just tell me who said it already!

Now for a song I heard on the radio on the way home...

Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man

Oh Mama, I've been years on the lam and had a high price on my head
Lawman said 'Get him dead or alive' and it's for sure he'll see me dead
Dear Mama I can hear you cryin', you're so scared and all alone
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long

The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
The judge'll have revenge today
On the wanted man

Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home

The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man
I love that you said your "good khakis". LOL


and our mantra in the hospital is "No need to watch fake medical shows, you can't make this sh*t up".
Brass Monkey ...  
#66 | 1509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I love that you said your "good khakis". LOL


and our mantra in the hospital is "No need to watch fake medical shows, you can't make this sh*t up".
I love that mantra, and yes, they were the ones that don't get wrinkled.  That's okay, I have new uniforms to wear on Monday.  We got new shirts and darker khakis.  The company paid for them for me since it was the first time I ever got formally measured for a uniform there, 5 pairs of pants and 5 shirts on the house. :D
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#67 | 1509 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
lol... why yes you can, and i'm home...i'll keep you on speed dial in case I feel the need to venture out. (drunk visiting?)
You want drunk visiting, I cant even drunk post...
You talkiní to me?...  
#68 | 1509 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Soo, I've had a girl crush on her for at least 3 years...and i dont think it will ever end.

 
Brass Monkey ...  
#69 | 1508 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Well let me see it's 540 a.m. and I am getting ready for work.  So who ended up visiting whom? 
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#70 | 1508 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 I just got in from a long night out.  Left the dance floor only long enough to get a drink or two or four....I hadn't been out in too long.  Good times.
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  
#71 | 1508 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
 just because im drunk and not waiting until Monday Evening:

Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight 
It's 2 a.m. I'm drunk again 
And it's heavy on my mind 

I could never love again 
So much as I love you 
Where you end, where I begin 
Is like a river running through 

Take my eyes, take my heart 
I need them no more 
If never again I fall upon the one I so adore 

(Chorus) 
Excuse me please, one more drink 
Could you make it strong 
Cause I don't need to think 
She broke my heart 
My grace is gone 
One more drink and I'll move on 

One drink to remember 
Then another to forget 
How could I ever dream to find 
Sweet love like you again 
One drink to remember 
Then another to forget 

Excuse me please, one more drink 
Could you make it strong 
Cause I don't need to think 
She broke my heart 
My grace is gone 
One more drink and I'll move on 
One more drink and I'll be gone 

You think of things impossible 
Then the sun refuse to shine 
I walk with you beside me 
Your cold hand lay in mine 

Excuse me please, one more drink 
Could you make it strong 
Cause I don't need to think 
She broke my heart 
My grace is gone 
One more drink and I'll go 
Excuse me please, one more drink 
Could you make it strong 
Cause I don't need to think 
She broke my heart 
My grace is gone 
One more drink and I'll move on 
One more drink and I'll be gone 
One more drink my grace is gone 
...(classic Dave mumbling)...
"I'm smarter than the average bear!"...  

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