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Take me home and I'll show you my art.
 Ok, it's a little quiet here tonight so for the few of us that are here, lets have some fun. Here's the game.

It is closing time at the bar, you have been hitting on the woman or man of your dreams, so you have just enough time for one more take me home you wont regret it line. Let me hear it, and I will let you know if it would work. Take me home and I'll show you my art.  Photo And ladies Ed is standing by to let you know if your line would work. 

Ok let the pick up games begin.
| Closed on 08/31/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
38 Fans 
24%a. My line is this.
37%b. I don't have a line.
3%c. What Glenda you can't answer both?
18%d. Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored
18%e. Beaneaters

 &nbp;
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#1 | 1358 days ago

I have one more question for you before we leave. How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
My line is this.  
  
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#1 | 1358 days ago

I have one more question for you before we leave. How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
My line is this.  
#2 | 1358 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I have one more question for you before we leave. How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
Thank you, Sam Malone!
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#3 | 1358 days ago

hmmmm.. i dont know tha ti have ever used a line...other than just being honest.......i guess if i have to think of one..."I locked my keys in my car can you drive me to my place to get the spare set?...
I don't have a line.  
#4 | 1358 days ago

Let's make sure we remember each other's names, we'll be screaming them later.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#5 | 1358 days ago
18packabs (+)

do you wann go F^%K?
Beaneaters  
#6 | 1358 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Ok Dick head, very good, Bryan I love it. And Ed    but effective. 


ok mims we will see what Ed says for yours. 
#7 | 1358 days ago

that's nasty.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#8 | 1358 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
kobe_lova wrote:
that's nasty.
 Whats nasty? 
#9 | 1358 days ago

18packabs wrote:
do you wann go F^%K?
thats as honest as uit gets!
I don't have a line.  
#10 | 1358 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Whats nasty? 

It is closing time at the bar, you have been hitting on the woman or man of your dreams, so you have just enough time for one more take me home you wont regret it line...

ewwwww.

Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#11 | 1358 days ago
18packabs (+)

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
thats as honest as uit gets!
I figured at closing time I am trashed and honesty is the best policy......
Beaneaters  
#12 | 1358 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
kobe_lova wrote:

It is closing time at the bar, you have been hitting on the woman or man of your dreams, so you have just enough time for one more take me home you wont regret it line...

ewwwww.

 Well, sorry Ashlie if you don't like it. It was not meant to offend anyone.  So now I have to 
#13 | 1358 days ago

 I don't need a pick up line 
Beaneaters  
#14 | 1358 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well, sorry Ashlie if you don't like it. It was not meant to offend anyone.  So now I have to 
are you crying? OMG!
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#15 | 1358 days ago

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name

My line is this.  
#16 | 1358 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
kobe_lova wrote:
are you crying? OMG!
 yep   and   so you better try to pick me up so i'll stop. 
#17 | 1358 days ago

Do you wanna get together and Fool around?
My line is this.  
#18 | 1358 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 yep   and   so you better try to pick me up so i'll stop. 
but I don't own a forklift.   just kidding, I hope that helps.
My line is this.  
#19 | 1358 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 I don't need a pick up line 
nope, because you're more than likely leaving with me.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#20 | 1358 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
richard_cranium wrote:
but I don't own a forklift.   just kidding, I hope that helps.
 




why would you think I was overweight? 
#21 | 1358 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
but I don't own a forklift.   just kidding, I hope that helps.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#22 | 1358 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 




why would you think I was overweight? 
sorry I guess that number is your contributions not your weight, My bad!
My line is this.  
#23 | 1358 days ago

Mine isn't a line (because 1- I meant it, and 2- I've never tried picking anyone up at a bar/club), but I know what worked on my husband the first evening we spent together...
"I'm not ready to call it a night - wanna go somewhere else?"
I don't have a line.  
#24 | 1357 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
sorry I guess that number is your contributions not your weight, My bad!
shut it, 


You made the ultimate no no calling a woman fat.  Now I will put a curse on you. Thats right a curse,  Now go to your room and wait for it. 





 
#25 | 1357 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
shut it, 


You made the ultimate no no calling a woman fat.  Now I will put a curse on you. Thats right a curse,  Now go to your room and wait for it. 





 
Whew! I thought you were going to do something bad to me. See I am not a Cubs fan and don't believe in curses, so I am not scared.
My line is this.  
#26 | 1357 days ago

I am sure i would have  been gone with my pick long before  quitting time. 
I don't have a line.  
#27 | 1357 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
Whew! I thought you were going to do something bad to me. See I am not a Cubs fan and don't believe in curses, so I am not scared.
#28 | 1357 days ago

Look if you won't take me nobody else will.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#29 | 1357 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Do you wanna get together and Fool around?
Isn't it ODD that you say that?
What Glenda you can't answer both?   
#30 | 1357 days ago
ssusiej46 (+)

want to go and give me a back rub ,i pay
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#31 | 1357 days ago

i have more beer at my house, care to join me
My line is this.  
#32 | 1357 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I don't have a line.  
#33 | 1357 days ago

SickPuppy wrote:
Isn't it ODD that you say that?
How could you EVEN suggest that?
My line is this.  
#34 | 1357 days ago

"Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.  What do you say we head back to my place for a nightcap?"
#35 | 1357 days ago

i dont do pick up lines, nor do i go to bars. BUT seeing as how im such a sweet guy with an awesome smile, it shouldnt be hard for me to book a female.
I don't have a line.  
#36 | 1357 days ago

something honest, yet sweet.. liiike.

so, i'm a really shy guy.. but ..i know i'd regret it if i didn't ask you to come home with me :)
#37 | 1357 days ago

If you've been hitting on someone and you still haven't score you're wasting your time. How long do you have go before you try your desperate line to see if she's going home with you.
I don't have a line.  
#38 | 1357 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

bigbird13 wrote:
If you've been hitting on someone and you still haven't score you're wasting your time. How long do you have go before you try your desperate line to see if she's going home with you.
 Just play. 





#39 | 1357 days ago

looking at you makes me so horny.. can I give you a lift home so that I can undress you slowly as I kisss you all over...
My line is this.  
#40 | 1357 days ago

Milady, it would be an honor and a priveledge to escort the most stunning, beautiful girl home tonight.
My line is this.  
#41 | 1357 days ago

If I followed you home would you keep me?
#42 | 1357 days ago

oddfool's chivalry and ed's honesty make me swoon equally.

i've been turning mine over in my head for a few minutes now and i just can't post it. it's rather direct and foolproof.

#43 | 1357 days ago

My shrink says I have a multiple personality disorder...any chance I could go to bed with you and your friend?
#44 | 1357 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

oddfool's chivalry and ed's honesty make me swoon equally.

i've been turning mine over in my head for a few minutes now and i just can't post it. it's rather direct and foolproof.

Foolproof?   I'll be the judge of that.  
My line is this.  
#45 | 1357 days ago

Am I cute enough yet? or do you need more to drink?
#46 | 1357 days ago

When talking to a girl in the bar....

Me:  "Can I buy you a drink?"
Girl:  "I have a boyfriend."
Me:  "I like chocolate chip cookies."
Girl:  "Huh?"
Me:  "Sorry, I though we were talking about sh*t that doesn't matter.  Want to head back to my place and go halves on a bast**d child?"
#47 | 1357 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
When talking to a girl in the bar....

Me:  "Can I buy you a drink?"
Girl:  "I have a boyfriend."
Me:  "I like chocolate chip cookies."
Girl:  "Huh?"
Me:  "Sorry, I though we were talking about sh*t that doesn't matter.  Want to head back to my place and go halves on a bast**d child?"
 Gotta give you  for Originality and making me laugh!
Beaneaters  
#48 | 1357 days ago

kevin told me...that all I need to say is "Let's F**k". Works every time...so I guess I'm going with that.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#49 | 1357 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
kobe_lova wrote:
kevin told me...that all I need to say is "Let's F**k". Works every time...so I guess I'm going with that.
or..."i just want a d*** in my m*uth." it's a little fun watching their minds catch on fire behind those drunken eyes.

footnote: i used this once and it was on a dude i was currently having awkward sexual encounters with at the time.

i edited mouth. it just seemed inappropriate there...now if you'll excuse me, i have a church newspaper to send to the printshop.....
#50 | 1357 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
or..."i just want a d*** in my m*uth." it's a little fun watching their minds catch on fire behind those drunken eyes.

footnote: i used this once and it was on a dude i was currently having awkward sexual encounters with at the time.

i edited mouth. it just seemed inappropriate there...now if you'll excuse me, i have a church newspaper to send to the printshop.....
I love it!...(and may or may have not said that to someone before)
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#51 | 1357 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
or..."i just want a d*** in my m*uth." it's a little fun watching their minds catch on fire behind those drunken eyes.

footnote: i used this once and it was on a dude i was currently having awkward sexual encounters with at the time.

i edited mouth. it just seemed inappropriate there...now if you'll excuse me, i have a church newspaper to send to the printshop.....
                

Looks "Foolproof" to me.

My line is this.  
#52 | 1357 days ago

the OLD CLASSIC SONG............IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME ????????? lol
#53 | 1357 days ago

Here is one more.

Me- So, do you sing in the shower?
Her- Yes I do.
Me- How about we hit up my place, and tomorrow morning we can perform a duet?
My line is this.  
#54 | 1357 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Here is one more.

Me- So, do you sing in the shower?
Her- Yes I do.
Me- How about we hit up my place, and tomorrow morning we can perform a duet?
like putty in your hands man. that one's adorable
#55 | 1357 days ago

I don't like pic ups line. You are so pretty and so nice. how about we go back to  my apartment and have some pretty   nice kisses
#56 | 1357 days ago

do you leave here often?
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#57 | 1357 days ago

do you have a map cuz im lost in your eyes.

i got your back, and i also got your front (not a pick up line, but still awesome :) 

i've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. 

if you don't like the way i dress, feel free to undress me. 

if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I toghether.

if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put you between F and CK. 

i could go on and on and on ....
#58 | 1357 days ago

waiiiittt i forgot one:
are you from tennesse?  cuz your the only ten i see. 
k, now im done 
#59 | 1357 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
waiiiittt i forgot one:
are you from tennesse?  cuz your the only ten i see. 
k, now im done 
Something tells me that someone's gonna have to keep an eye on our little 15-year-old here.   Hmmm.
My line is this.  
#60 | 1357 days ago

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!!!
#61 | 1357 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Something tells me that someone's gonna have to keep an eye on our little 15-year-old here.   Hmmm.
oo, but you guys have taught me everything i know XD 
#62 | 1357 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
do you have a map cuz im lost in your eyes.

i got your back, and i also got your front (not a pick up line, but still awesome :) 

i've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. 

if you don't like the way i dress, feel free to undress me. 

if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put U and I toghether.

if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put you between F and CK. 

i could go on and on and on ....

Right? This poll, she goes above and beyond. LMAO!

Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#63 | 1357 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
My line is this.  
#64 | 1357 days ago
18packabs (+)

just whip it out and say, pull it twice if you wanna have SEX and 200 times if you dont.......
Beaneaters  
#65 | 1357 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

I kinda liked the old fool proof, "Getcha Some"
Beaneaters  
#66 | 1357 days ago

money, money, money,muh ney,money if that don't work  this does every time 









#67 | 1357 days ago

patlw1219 wrote:

money, money, money,muh ney,money if that don't work  this does every time 









you can't just start licking people in bars. That is going to earn you a court date.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#68 | 1357 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you can't just start licking people in bars. That is going to earn you a court date.
Well, he is trying to get a date.  He's just gonna end up with a different one than he imagined.
My line is this.  
#69 | 1357 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Well, he is trying to get a date.  He's just gonna end up with a different one than he imagined.
HA! stop being funny...i am OOR for you.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#70 | 1357 days ago

I don't think I've ever used "a line" but if I had to

have you ever had your belly button licked?............ from the inside
#71 | 1357 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
Something tells me that someone's gonna have to keep an eye on our little 15-year-old here.   Hmmm.
 Yep. lol
#72 | 1357 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I don't think I've ever used "a line" but if I had to

have you ever had your belly button licked?............ from the inside
 Nice. 
#73 | 1357 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
                

Looks "Foolproof" to me.

Had to add the trophy...well earned.
My line is this.  
#74 | 1357 days ago

My love for you is  like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My line is this.  
#75 | 1356 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

woody050681 wrote:
My love for you is  like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
WOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  EWWWWWWWWWW ROTFL
Beaneaters  
#76 | 1356 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

AndiLee0388 wrote:
WOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  EWWWWWWWWWW ROTFL
 Yep woodys a keeper. 
#77 | 1356 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
My love for you is  like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Bow down

 
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#78 | 1356 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
My love for you is  like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Pl take medicine immediately otherwise dehidration may take place then u have to be given a have to be given gulucose with thick needle.Precautions are better than cure
#79 | 1356 days ago

js76181 wrote:
Pl take medicine immediately otherwise dehidration may take place then u have to be given a have to be given gulucose with thick needle.Precautions are better than cure
Bounce
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#80 | 1356 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

js76181 wrote:
Pl take medicine immediately otherwise dehidration may take place then u have to be given a have to be given gulucose with thick needle.Precautions are better than cure
 yeah well with woody its probably penicillin he carries with him.   
#81 | 1356 days ago

js76181 wrote:
Pl take medicine immediately otherwise dehidration may take place then u have to be given a have to be given gulucose with thick needle.Precautions are better than cure
I tried taking medicine, but it just doesn't seem to be working What else should I do Dr. Jai?
My line is this.  
#82 | 1356 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I tried taking medicine, but it just doesn't seem to be working What else should I do Dr. Jai?
Here you go Woody...dial 1-800-NURS...several models to choose from! 
#83 | 1356 days ago

This one is works every time, I know you ladies are saying that it would never work on you. But trust me guys it works every time.

"Excuse me miss, does this towel smell like chloroform?"

Then quickly cover her nose and mouth with the towel.
My line is this.  
#84 | 1356 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
This one is works every time, I know you ladies are saying that it would never work on you. But trust me guys it works every time.

"Excuse me miss, does this towel smell like chloroform?"

Then quickly cover her nose and mouth with the towel.





I think that may be illegal.  
#85 | 1355 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 yeah well with woody its probably penicillin he carries with him.   
that shall be more effective for her chronic cold infection.
#86 | 1355 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I tried taking medicine, but it just doesn't seem to be working What else should I do Dr. Jai?
Advised complete bed rest with Dr ,u tried only not taken so he will execute the required dose
#87 | 1355 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
js76181 wrote:
Advised complete bed rest with Dr ,u tried only not taken so he will execute the required dose
Are you saying I have to be executed?
My line is this.  
#88 | 1355 days ago

#89 | 1355 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

js76181 wrote:
that shall be more effective for her chronic cold infection.
 Yeah chronic cold infection, thats exactly what i was thinking. 
#90 | 1354 days ago

Woody:  "What else should I do Dr. Jai?"

Dr. Jai (a/k/a JS76181):  "Advised complete bed rest with Dr "

Woody:  "Are you saying I have to be executed?"
=====================================================

Hmmm..."Advised complete bed rest with Dr".    Uhhh...Woody, honey, bless your little heart...not too sure that execution was what "Dr Jai" had in mind.  Does Dr. Jai's specialty happen to be proctology?
#91 | 1354 days ago

Well, there are so many lines on here that I got a good laugh from.  I have never used a line that I can remember anyway.  I don’t remember too many drunken nights because I normally ramble on.  I just sit next to the beautiful woman; offer her a drink, and good conversation.  I’m a real funny guy that oozes charm so that works almost all the time. 

Once you strike up a conversation and make a woman laugh everything falls into place. 

I don't have a line.  
#92 | 1354 days ago

MartinTide wrote:

Well, there are so many lines on here that I got a good laugh from.  I have never used a line that I can remember anyway.  I don’t remember too many drunken nights because I normally ramble on.  I just sit next to the beautiful woman; offer her a drink, and good conversation.  I’m a real funny guy that oozes charm so that works almost all the time. 

Once you strike up a conversation and make a woman laugh everything falls into place. 

 I’m a real funny guy that oozes charm ...

brag much?  Hi, welcome back, and all that jazz.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#93 | 1354 days ago

MartinTide wrote:

Well, there are so many lines on here that I got a good laugh from.  I have never used a line that I can remember anyway.  I don’t remember too many drunken nights because I normally ramble on.  I just sit next to the beautiful woman; offer her a drink, and good conversation.  I’m a real funny guy that oozes charm so that works almost all the time. 

Once you strike up a conversation and make a woman laugh everything falls into place. 

Thanks, hey I don't like to brag. I only speak the truth though. Tooting my own horn isn't my thing, I always like a beautiful woman to do it for me. lol
I don't have a line.  
#94 | 1354 days ago

MartinTide wrote:
Thanks, hey I don't like to brag. I only speak the truth though. Tooting my own horn isn't my thing, I always like a beautiful woman to do it for me. lol
HA!
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#95 | 1354 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
HA!
lol  Hey, I missed interacting with you! 
I don't have a line.  
#96 | 1354 days ago

MartinTide wrote:
lol  Hey, I missed interacting with you! 
missed you too. thought you were going to be gone like 2 weeks, not 2 months.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#97 | 1354 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Are you saying I have to be executed?
No dear medicine dose to be executed by Dr. u r the only model of this fan I Q show.some thing u can feel
#98 | 1354 days ago

js76181 wrote:
No dear medicine dose to be executed by Dr. u r the only model of this fan I Q show.some thing u can feel
Well if that line doesn't work, what will?
#99 | 1354 days ago

TVOs wrote:
Well if that line doesn't work, what will?
there is no if and but come with concrete solution
#100 | 1354 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Woody:  "What else should I do Dr. Jai?"

Dr. Jai (a/k/a JS76181):  "Advised complete bed rest with Dr "

Woody:  "Are you saying I have to be executed?"
=====================================================

Hmmm..."Advised complete bed rest with Dr".    Uhhh...Woody, honey, bless your little heart...not too sure that execution was what "Dr Jai" had in mind.  Does Dr. Jai's specialty happen to be proctology?

Hi dear

A Physician,For a doctor patient is patient that time he is only a doctor he can not have any thing in mind.Only thing in mind he has an early recovery of his patient. and patient like this require more attention.
She appears to be more succeptible to all kind of infections. U know till date she is suffering from bad cold.very little body resistance.
A Physician have to have allround knowledge of human body anatomy,physiology and morphology.
Therefor every subject is covered he can not be restricted a field specific

#101 | 1354 days ago

MartinTide wrote:
lol  Hey, I missed interacting with you! 

This is a new kind of tide i had heard ony neap tide and high tide i was not knowing Martin tide.But i need to know the explaination of this kind of tide.
A new word for my vacabulary

#102 | 1354 days ago

Is this question for the hen?

#103 | 1354 days ago

male does not have eggs.ok
#104 | 1354 days ago

No some one sensible
#105 | 1354 days ago

Jess wrote:
Mine isn't a line (because 1- I meant it, and 2- I've never tried picking anyone up at a bar/club), but I know what worked on my husband the first evening we spent together...
"I'm not ready to call it a night - wanna go somewhere else?"
now u have been given the oppertunity ,pick up now
Pl dont repent over the past.
#106 | 1354 days ago

js76181 wrote:
No dear medicine dose to be executed by Dr. u r the only model of this fan I Q show.some thing u can feel
I'm the only model of this fan I Q show? Suhweeeeetttt!! That statement makes me want to sing this song.......

I'm Too Sexy Lyrics
Artist(Band):Right Said Fred

I’m too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tushy on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tushy on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

And I’m too sexy for this song
My line is this.  
#107 | 1353 days ago

TVOs wrote:
Well if that line doesn't work, what will?
I hope u got the answer. now the patient is feeling much releif and singing too,any other proof u require.U r welcome
#108 | 1353 days ago

mojo wrote:
Is he viviparous?
#109 | 1352 days ago

My hubby used this one once (we were dating then)

"The girls look lonely tonight.....beautiful, but lonely.  Do they want some company? "
#110 | 1352 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
My hubby used this one once (we were dating then)

"The girls look lonely tonight.....beautiful, but lonely.  Do they want some company? "
Reciprocally u should have repeated the same for boys then he would have paid his 100%to u
#111 | 1352 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Are you saying I have to be executed?
i mean injection
#112 | 1352 days ago

js76181 wrote:
Reciprocally u should have repeated the same for boys then he would have paid his 100%to u
I'm sorry, I'm not sure I'm understanding you, but I can assure you, there was no "PAYING" going on.
#113 | 1351 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
When talking to a girl in the bar....

Me:  "Can I buy you a drink?"
Girl:  "I have a boyfriend."
Me:  "I like chocolate chip cookies."
Girl:  "Huh?"
Me:  "Sorry, I though we were talking about sh*t that doesn't matter.  Want to head back to my place and go halves on a bast**d child?"
Does this really work??  How much have you had to drink ?  You don't really want to know how I would answer the chocolate chip cookie part  
#114 | 1351 days ago

js76181 wrote:
i mean injection
   Told you, Woody...he means ze' injection! 
#115 | 1350 days ago

I was gone for a month, but it felt like two for me as well.  I needed a break from work and I knew it was going to be hard to get on when I was in the States.
I don't have a line.  
#116 | 1350 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
   Told you, Woody...he means ze' injection! 
yes ,after this injection she will hold love for nine months.
#117 | 1350 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
or..."i just want a d*** in my m*uth." it's a little fun watching their minds catch on fire behind those drunken eyes.

footnote: i used this once and it was on a dude i was currently having awkward sexual encounters with at the time.

i edited mouth. it just seemed inappropriate there...now if you'll excuse me, i have a church newspaper to send to the printshop.....
i am really surprised to read your encounters i am still not able to understand where and how u r using a particular organ i think every organ has specific fuction or u are carrying out new experiments and i think ur research work need to be published.
 Things which are being done practically by u then what is the hesitation in writting the same.
Out come of ur research also u should write.
#118 | 1350 days ago

MartinTide wrote:
I was gone for a month, but it felt like two for me as well.  I needed a break from work and I knew it was going to be hard to get on when I was in the States.
This happens when u r in love. Physically u had gone leaving your heart with some in iq family then how u could be comfortable it is still too early for you otherwise u would have felt two years.waiting moments are really long.
#119 | 1350 days ago

js76181 wrote:
i am really surprised to read your encounters i am still not able to understand where and how u r using a particular organ i think every organ has specific fuction or u are carrying out new experiments and i think ur research work need to be published.
 Things which are being done practically by u then what is the hesitation in writting the same.
Out come of ur research also u should write.
OMG! you are correct, she needs to write!!...and yes Leigh, do you keep notes of your "organ" adventures and where can everyone pick up a copy?
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#120 | 1350 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
js76181 wrote:
i am really surprised to read your encounters i am still not able to understand where and how u r using a particular organ i think every organ has specific fuction or u are carrying out new experiments and i think ur research work need to be published.
 Things which are being done practically by u then what is the hesitation in writting the same.
Out come of ur research also u should write.
Yes, more research should be done and I'll be the first to volunteer my services for Dr. Leigh . All in the name of science
My line is this.  
#121 | 1349 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Yes, more research should be done and I'll be the first to volunteer my services for Dr. Leigh . All in the name of science
ur application has been considered and approved. u r requested to join Dr jai research institute.u r quite generous in volunteering urself for a nobel cause.This benevolent guesture is highly appriciated.
#122 | 1349 days ago

js76181 wrote:
i am really surprised to read your encounters i am still not able to understand where and how u r using a particular organ i think every organ has specific fuction or u are carrying out new experiments and i think ur research work need to be published.
 Things which are being done practically by u then what is the hesitation in writting the same.
Out come of ur research also u should write.
if you must ask, you're too young, dear. and i just dunno about publishing my erotic exploits. if you are interested though, go to your library and check out a delightful read called i hope they serve beer in hell by tucker max.
#123 | 1349 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Yes, more research should be done and I'll be the first to volunteer my services for Dr. Leigh . All in the name of science
I too am willing to volunteer my services in the name of science. But let's be perfectly clear about this, I am volunteering to be a research specimen for Dr. Leigh not Dr. Jai.
My line is this.  
#124 | 1349 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I too am willing to volunteer my services in the name of science. But let's be perfectly clear about this, I am volunteering to be a research specimen for Dr. Leigh not Dr. Jai.
ts ss sss..."dr. jai." that's a basketball joke, son
#125 | 1348 days ago

i think u have complemented the second half
#126 | 1348 days ago

(Edited by Debi_L)
richard_cranium wrote:
I have one more question for you before we leave. How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
From theabove it appears that u r addressing as if every body leys eggs and these eggs need to be firtilised for this u have c**k easily availabe and it it is at ur whims and wishes which egg to be firtilised or scrambled.All mamal are not oviparous they are viviparous .Secondly other male animals also dont lay eggs they shed sperms ok hope u shall make required amendments in ur questions.

edited for language ~ JCF
#127 | 1348 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
if you must ask, you're too young, dear. and i just dunno about publishing my erotic exploits. if you are interested though, go to your library and check out a delightful read called i hope they serve beer in hell by tucker max.
dear I can read litrature in library and can have theoretical knowledge and for for practical demonstration about your erotic exploits and zones u shall be the best demonstrator and can provide still better exposure .and u r the one for best demonstrator job who can provide services for welfare of mankind.So u immediately report for said job in jais research institute.
#128 | 1348 days ago

js76181 wrote:
dear I can read litrature in library and can have theoretical knowledge and for for practical demonstration about your erotic exploits and zones u shall be the best demonstrator and can provide still better exposure .and u r the one for best demonstrator job who can provide services for welfare of mankind.So u immediately report for said job in jais research institute.
Whoa Jai, I don't think Janet is going to like this. She might get a little jealous of you spending so much time with "Molar Girl"
My line is this.  
#129 | 1348 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Whoa Jai, I don't think Janet is going to like this. She might get a little jealous of you spending so much time with "Molar Girl"
This is always reciprocal do u think ifeel better her spending others i am also equally jealous.I am not spending for any romance but this is some thing pertaining to reasearch work.
shssssssssssssss u have named me mentor may take action for violation of coc. u r also there r u not jealous.I hope in the name of janet u r expressing urself.I shall take care.
#130 | 1348 days ago

I always look them in the eyes and say, Do you have any Irish in you? she says no I say would you like some?
My line is this.  
#131 | 1348 days ago

js76181 wrote:
dear I can read litrature in library and can have theoretical knowledge and for for practical demonstration about your erotic exploits and zones u shall be the best demonstrator and can provide still better exposure .and u r the one for best demonstrator job who can provide services for welfare of mankind.So u immediately report for said job in jais research institute.

barking up the wrong leigh, jai.

p.s. you're not the boss of me. i will not "report" anywhere.

#132 | 1348 days ago

js76181 wrote:
This is always reciprocal do u think ifeel better her spending others i am also equally jealous.I am not spending for any romance but this is some thing pertaining to reasearch work.
shssssssssssssss u have named me mentor may take action for violation of coc. u r also there r u not jealous.I hope in the name of janet u r expressing urself.I shall take care.
I am also there? I doubt Janet is the type that is in to 3somes
My line is this.  
#133 | 1348 days ago

maddhatter6691 wrote:
I always look them in the eyes and say, Do you have any Irish in you? she says no I say would you like some?
Cease and desist...immediately!


Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#134 | 1348 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
My love for you is  like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Yay, Pepto Bismol?
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#135 | 1348 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I am also there? I doubt Janet is the type that is in to 3somes
With you and Jai?  If I wasn't already NOT into threesomes, that image would do it.  
Hell, that image has put me in "seeing one hairy-backed, pot-bellied dude at the beach away from lesbianism" mode.


#136 | 1348 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
With you and Jai?  If I wasn't already NOT into threesomes, that image would do it.  
Hell, that image has put me in "seeing one hairy-backed, pot-bellied dude at the beach away from lesbianism" mode.


I'm on my way to a beach near you
My line is this.  
#137 | 1348 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I'm on my way to a beach near you
Say hi to Snooki for me.  

(And by "say hi", I mean kick her in the teeth.)
#138 | 1347 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Cease and desist...immediately!


Well I'll try   







My line is this.  
#139 | 1347 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I have one more question for you before we leave. How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
This has to be the best one I have ever heard   







My line is this.  
#140 | 1347 days ago

(Edited by Miguel94)
here's some goodies:

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special..."

"My name isn't Fred Flinstone, but can sure make your bedrock!"

"I lost my Teddy Bear. Would you sleep with me?"

"If I had a nickle for every girl I saw that was as pretty as you...I'd have five cents."
My line is this.  
#141 | 1347 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

barking up the wrong leigh, jai.

p.s. you're not the boss of me. i will not "report" anywhere.

u r  invited as an expert faculty member for demontration of your art.I want every body should be benefitted by ur research work after all that also need recognition u may b recommended for nobel prize for ur contribution in sexology
#142 | 1347 days ago

congratulations Leigh
Raise The Roof
#143 | 1347 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I am also there? I doubt Janet is the type that is in to 3somes
her cofidence can not be shattered,i m sure she understands me better.
#144 | 1347 days ago

js76181 wrote:
u r  invited as an expert faculty member for demontration of your art.I want every body should be benefitted by ur research work after all that also need recognition u may b recommended for nobel prize for ur contribution in sexology
wouldn't that be a nice acceptance speech. "first i'd like to thank my mom and dad...."
#145 | 1346 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
wouldn't that be a nice acceptance speech. "first i'd like to thank my mom and dad...."
This is like filmy dialogue or like miss world or world beauty after winnig beauty contest giveds credit to her parents.it would have been more appropriate had u stated that after my success there is a man as i say behind every successful man there is woman u should say behind every successful woman there is a man and that is?
This is not exageration of but this is fact OBAMA can be given nobel peace prize for doing nothing on the contratrary u have done some thing.i sould not say what u have provide for ur research and work,biggest contribution.keep it up
#146 | 1346 days ago

js76181 wrote:
This is like filmy dialogue or like miss world or world beauty after winnig beauty contest giveds credit to her parents.it would have been more appropriate had u stated that after my success there is a man as i say behind every successful man there is woman u should say behind every successful woman there is a man and that is?
This is not exageration of but this is fact OBAMA can be given nobel peace prize for doing nothing on the contratrary u have done some thing.i sould not say what u have provide for ur research and work,biggest contribution.keep it up

i love how you tied in Obama. Fabulous....and "keep it up." hehehe.

Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#147 | 1346 days ago

js76181 wrote:
This is like filmy dialogue or like miss world or world beauty after winnig beauty contest giveds credit to her parents.it would have been more appropriate had u stated that after my success there is a man as i say behind every successful man there is woman u should say behind every successful woman there is a man and that is?
This is not exageration of but this is fact OBAMA can be given nobel peace prize for doing nothing on the contratrary u have done some thing.i sould not say what u have provide for ur research and work,biggest contribution.keep it up
perhaps this: behind every successful man, there is a woman laughing at him. behind her, there is a man checking out her ass.
#148 | 1346 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
perhaps this: behind every successful man, there is a woman laughing at him. behind her, there is a man checking out her ass.
hey i am not interested in any experiment overthere my field is specific one that is heterotype there for i dont check the said item.everywhere i see your ---- is quite active and sensitive.i think ur specialization and all research work is in that field only.
#149 | 1346 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

i love how you tied in Obama. Fabulous....and "keep it up." hehehe.

Obama is world prominent figure.if i relate him to any one it is a matter of pride for him.his magnanimus personality is liked world over .if iname benjamin netan yahoo nobody might be knowing in the given cicumstances if i name a person person to whom i am communicating may not understand and the comment loses its sense but when i name a person like himm whole world know him and immediately understands what i mean to say.suppose i name van Kim Moon how many persons know him.of course he is Secretary general of UNO.but most famous person of these days is obama.He quite moderate unlike his predecessors and he may not have gained that much popularity in US but world over he is loved and respected.That is he is related to when ever any such example is quoted.Thinking presumption of each individual is different but for me he is the renowned personality u need not to explain.of course he was awarded this prize immediately after he resumed office he was also surprised and very humbly he dstated that but he proved his worth that he was the real deserving person i hope my view is clear to u and i am able to express my self.
for me u r special. 
#150 | 1345 days ago

 
My line is this.  
#151 | 1345 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
wouldn't that be a nice acceptance speech. "first i'd like to thank my mom and dad...."
your comment was on a speech on some thing reality otherwise how u r going to thank ur mom and dad
#152 | 1345 days ago

This one never works, but what the he!!

Hey honey, why don't you pull up my face and have a seat?
My line is this.  
#153 | 1344 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
This one never works, but what the he!!

Hey honey, why don't you pull up my face and have a seat?

i am still counting how many eggs u r laying down daily

#154 | 1344 days ago

(Edited by kantwistaye)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok Dick head, very good, Bryan I love it. And Ed    but effective. 


ok mims we will see what Ed says for yours. 
I was bleeped by a mod when I used the word poop on line, but dick head is acceptable???? Can you say that on prime time TV? That was the reason my hand got slapped, because the word poop isn't allowed on prime time tv.  Go figure that one out.
My line is this.  
#155 | 1344 days ago

js76181 wrote:

i am still counting how many eggs u r laying down daily

Well I hope you have your Abacus handy.
My line is this.  
#156 | 1344 days ago

auntwisa wrote:
I was bleeped by a mod when I used the word poop on line, but dick head is acceptable???? Can you say that on prime time TV? That was the reason my hand got slapped, because the word poop isn't allowed on prime time tv.  Go figure that one out.
you just used it 3 more times. you might want to edit.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#157 | 1344 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

auntwisa wrote:
I was bleeped by a mod when I used the word poop on line, but dick head is acceptable???? Can you say that on prime time TV? That was the reason my hand got slapped, because the word poop isn't allowed on prime time tv.  Go figure that one out.
 I do not know why you would have the word poop edited,it is a pg 13 word. 
#158 | 1344 days ago

auntwisa wrote:
I was bleeped by a mod when I used the word poop on line, but dick head is acceptable???? Can you say that on prime time TV? That was the reason my hand got slapped, because the word poop isn't allowed on prime time tv.  Go figure that one out.
I didn't use the word "poop". It was edited before the defication hit the paper. I really don't get it.
My line is this.  
#159 | 1344 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you just used it 3 more times. you might want to edit.

vulgarity is vulgaririty if u use it one time or more, but point is that one must have the moral courage to accept and correct.I do support her also but what she has pointed out is not wrong this also need to be condemned.Not only this there are slangs which are not acceptable in a civilized society if some body corrects u what is the harm in correcting and i wsh u sould honorably accept and thank the person correcting insteead of justifying your wrong stand.cod of conduct need to be maintained .i do appriciate who has rightly pointed out and tried to correct.

#160 | 1344 days ago

auntwisa wrote:
I didn't use the word "poop". It was edited before the defication hit the paper. I really don't get it.
hi
what is harma if u say sorry and thank the person correcting  u.that will earn u more respect.
#161 | 1343 days ago

js76181 wrote:

vulgarity is vulgaririty if u use it one time or more, but point is that one must have the moral courage to accept and correct.I do support her also but what she has pointed out is not wrong this also need to be condemned.Not only this there are slangs which are not acceptable in a civilized society if some body corrects u what is the harm in correcting and i wsh u sould honorably accept and thank the person correcting insteead of justifying your wrong stand.cod of conduct need to be maintained .i do appriciate who has rightly pointed out and tried to correct.

yeah...but she still needed to edit sh*t.

that is all.
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  
#162 | 1343 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
yeah...but she still needed to edit sh*t.

that is all.
i do appriciate criticism perhaps u may remember i had reacted strongly on use of this word and i had to face ur wrath also even i had closed my acct even.
#163 | 1343 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Well I hope you have your Abacus handy.
counting is not a problem but when i am nearing completion of counting many  chicken hetch out of the eggs therefore i have to restart counting.
#164 | 1343 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I'm on my way to a beach near you
u will find me there
#165 | 1343 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
perhaps this: behind every successful man, there is a woman laughing at him. behind her, there is a man checking out her ass.
i know u do the bombardment also from there.and release poisonous gasses also.
#166 | 1343 days ago

js76181 wrote:
i do appriciate criticism perhaps u may remember i had reacted strongly on use of this word and i had to face ur wrath also even i had closed my acct even.
i dont remember that. I love cursing, you must've misunderstood me. I remember telling you to venture out of that one poll then you deleted your account, of course, I meant you should post in other polls HERE not on another site, you figured it out though:)
Ok I'll try it. But only cause i'm bored  

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