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Again...I'm not really feeling this.
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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
34 Fans 
6%a. Good day...
15%b. I see dead people...
29%c. It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...
6%d. The Thrill is gone...
12%e. Snap! Crackle! Pop...
6%f. Bend over, show the world...
12%g. Pink Pineapple ...
15%h. Beans...

 &nbp;
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#11 | 1479 days ago

so, i'm about to get all superstitious in t-minus whatever. i just wanna say, suck the big one, you retarded red birds.

i was out for a run last night and i started hearing sirens going like crazy and then all of the sudden this "chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop..." and boom, this huge beam of light tracing the street i'm running on started coming towards me. i guess when the search helicopter spotted me running (at 1am. idiot.) it followed me a while to see if i was whoever they were searching for. it was probably one of the more scary moments of my life, knowing there was someone at large near where i was completely unprotected and already too tired to run from something/someone...but it was also exhilarating as hell. i ran the rest of the block under that spotlight pretending i was harrison ford in the fugitive. my run time was 7 minutes faster last night.

heat index of 109 today which means a blistering 782 degrees in my car. the genius who owned it before me put a metal gear shifter on it. idiot. so i have resorted to driving with a potholder between the hours of 10am and 7pm.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
  
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#1 | 1479 days ago

Is it Friday yet?
Snap! Crackle! Pop...  
#2 | 1479 days ago

good morning vietnam!!!!!
Good day...  
#3 | 1479 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
So, i woke up singing this. idk why?

Do It To Me

[Verse 1:]
I got two-dozen roses, and a card that says baby I can’t wait to see you later
We made dinner reservations at Nobu or Mr. Chow you just pick the location
Now we’re sitting at the table sippin’ the finest wine having a damn good time
I know what’s on your mind… I want you, you want me too stop frontin’ I know exactly what you wanna do

[Chorus:]
Do it to me, I wanna feel you touch my body baby, body baby
Do it to me I guarantee you won’t regret it let me set it out like you ain’t never had it
Do it to me I want you to grab me talk to me tell me how you like it when you want it when you all up on it ooh
Do it to me I’m gonna give it to you, I’m gonna make this a night to remember

[Verse 2:]
Watchin’ you work the stick in the ride , the motion how you move from 3rd to 5
Can't imagine what it’s gon’ be once we get inside
And you put that ooh wee on me and you want me the same way, ooh I can’t wait
I’m tired of thinkin’ about it, speakin’ about it, baby it’s time to be about it, turn off the lights, take off your
clothes, jump in the bed, and let it flow
Squeeze and holdin’ bitin’ scratchin’ spankin’ screamin’ pullin’ my hair when you need me everything goes…baby when you….

[Chorus:]
[Bridge:]
So long I waited for this night to get inside you look in your eyes and tell you baby take me I’m yours
And if you feel anything like I feel, by the end of the night I’m certain you’ll be screamin’ for more
I wanna do anything and everything to your body till you break down can’t take no more
From the bed to the floor, to the top of the stairs you gon’ get it baby please please…ooh DO IT TO ME….

[Chorus:]
Pink Pineapple ...  
#4 | 1479 days ago

The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away
You know you done me wrong baby
And you'll be sorry someday

The thrill is gone
It's gone away from me
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away from me
Although I'll still live on
But so lonely I'll be

The thrill is gone
It's gone away for good
Oh, the thrill is gone baby
Baby its gone away for good
Someday I know I'll be over it all baby
Just like I know a man should

You know I'm free, free now baby
I'm free from your spell
I'm free, free now
I'm free from your spell
And now that it's over
All I can do is wish you well

#5 | 1479 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Is it Friday yet?
Tonight is my Friday, Does that count?
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#6 | 1479 days ago

I have lots planned today.  Today is the BIG day.  My son starts his job at Target today, Starts College on the 24th.  One bird is getting ready to leave the nest.  My Daughter is a crabby thing already. She has been going to bed at 2am and sleeping in. Well, being a good Mom I am, I have been getting her up early so she can be ready to start school next month. She Starts Middle School. that starts at 7:30 am. I don't think she knows what it is like to be up that early.
My dog is chilling, its like 80 outside and its only 9am... I am leaving in less than 4 hours and I am not looking forward to it.  Yes Ashlie, today is the day that I am letting go... or better have a da^n  good excuse. You know, I am done with excuses!!!

Otherwise, it is a very good day!!!
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#7 | 1479 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
Tonight is my Friday, Does that count?
Not if you're gonna rub it in...
Snap! Crackle! Pop...  
#8 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nikki20 wrote:
Tonight is my Friday, Does that count?
 Wait a minute, I have a question why would you pick the option you did? 
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#9 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Good morning everyone,  it's my Sunday and I have no plans. 
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#10 | 1479 days ago

Can You Dig It??
CAN YOU DIG IT???

Either I am way too involved in my studies, or is televison really that f****** bad and boring?  Here we go:

AGAIN with the ESPN crap - PLEASE, for the love of LIFE itself, would FOOTBALL start so baseball will go away like fall leaves on a tree!  Big issue - How the Rangers stole Cliff Lee even though the team is looking to be sold by its owners ("We are losing money, but let's give this cat $13 million A YEAR so we can lose in the Divisional Round of the Playoffs - IF we hang on to win the division") and O-RING (I meant A-Rod...he's a Yankee, so I want him to do well, but...) - He won't hit that home run until they play the Red Sox this weekend, so WHO CARES??? 

I have always been a shark enthusiast, but to watch 6 hours of "How To Avoid Shark Attacks" can be summed up in a short paraphrase:
STAY YOUR MONKEY ASS OUT OF THE WATER, AND YOU WON'T BE BOTHERED!!
And why is the host of these shows sooooo wired?  Leave the Meth alone, get out the pond, or let a Bull Shark nibble on you - show me something exciting, you Nub!!

I need a good reason to drink a Corona at 0545 in the morning to kick start myself tomorrow (so bad...gotta preplan the next day it looks so ugly today!!)...Any suggestions??

Keep It Simple...Keep It Real, Yo!!


Old School Hip Hop Tuesday -
"You Gots To Chill" - EPMD

Relax your mind let your conscience be free
And get down to the sounds of EPMD
Oh you should keep quiet while the MC rap
But if you're tired then go take a nap
Or stay awake and watch the show I take
Because right now I'm 'bout to shake'n'bake
The DE DoubleR I C K is my name I spell
Things to the clientele yo I rock well
I'm not an MC who' talkin' all that junk
About who can beat who, soundin' like a punk
I just get down and I go for mine
Say "Check 1-2" and run down a line

To the average MC I'm known as The Terminator
Funky beat maker, new jack exterminator
Destroyin' a ploy when your rhymes are not void
Never sweatin' your girl (Why D?) Cos she's a skeezoid
When I'm on the scene I always rock the spot
I grab the steel with the crown on the top
In the beginnin' I like to let my rhymes flow
And at twelve I press cruise control
Sit back and relax, let my rhymes tax
Maintain MC's while the Double E macks
Always calm under pressure, no need to act ill
Listen when I tell you boy, you gots to chill...
 
I be the personal computer, information on rap
Like the B-I-Z Markie says, I'll make your toes tap
I format the rhymes step by step
Make 'em sound def to maintain my rep
Prepared to come off in case of a diss
Not worried about a thing, cos we can do this
I can turn the party out just by standin' still
Make the ladies scream and shout while the brothers act ill
Take total control of your body and soul
Pack a nine in my pants for when it's time to roll

I'm the P-double-E M-D-E-E
And one thing I hate is a bitin' MC
When I enter the party suckers always form a line
Then they ease their way up and try to bite my lines
I did thousands of shows, dissed many faces
And deal with new jacks on a one-to-one basis
But every now and then a sucker MC gets courageous
And like an epidemic it becomes contagious
But never the least they all R.I.P
For all those unaware it means Rest In Peace
Cos M.D stands for Microphone Doctor
And the capital P, capital M, capital D-E-E's no doubt the chief
rocker
Don't like to get ill, but if I have to I kill
So believe me boy, you gots to chill...

Catch every word I'm sayin', no there's no delayin'
Don't hestitate to motivate the crowd, I'm not playin'
Seeing is believing, you catch my drift?
Don't try to adapt because I'm just too swift
(How swift?) I'm so swift and that's an actual fact
I'm like Zorro, I mark a D on your back
I don't swing on no ropes or no iron cords
The only weapon is my rappin' sword

Intimidate MC's with the tone of my vocal drone
When I'm pushin' on the microphone
Cos I'm the funky rhyme maker, MC undertaker
The one who likes to max and relax
And, when it's time, issue diggum-smacks
I keep their hands clappin', fingers snappin', feet tappin'
When it's time to roll Uzi patrol's packin'
The Pee MD, the mic's my only friend
And through the course of the party I kill again and again
So if you're thinkin' 'bout battlin' you better come prepared
Come wit' your shield and your armoured gear
You gots to chill...

DJ La Boss...
...takes no shorts


The Thrill is gone...  
#11 | 1479 days ago

so, i'm about to get all superstitious in t-minus whatever. i just wanna say, suck the big one, you retarded red birds.

i was out for a run last night and i started hearing sirens going like crazy and then all of the sudden this "chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop..." and boom, this huge beam of light tracing the street i'm running on started coming towards me. i guess when the search helicopter spotted me running (at 1am. idiot.) it followed me a while to see if i was whoever they were searching for. it was probably one of the more scary moments of my life, knowing there was someone at large near where i was completely unprotected and already too tired to run from something/someone...but it was also exhilarating as hell. i ran the rest of the block under that spotlight pretending i was harrison ford in the fugitive. my run time was 7 minutes faster last night.

heat index of 109 today which means a blistering 782 degrees in my car. the genius who owned it before me put a metal gear shifter on it. idiot. so i have resorted to driving with a potholder between the hours of 10am and 7pm.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#12 | 1479 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
so, i'm about to get all superstitious in t-minus whatever. i just wanna say, suck the big one, you retarded red birds.

i was out for a run last night and i started hearing sirens going like crazy and then all of the sudden this "chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop..." and boom, this huge beam of light tracing the street i'm running on started coming towards me. i guess when the search helicopter spotted me running (at 1am. idiot.) it followed me a while to see if i was whoever they were searching for. it was probably one of the more scary moments of my life, knowing there was someone at large near where i was completely unprotected and already too tired to run from something/someone...but it was also exhilarating as hell. i ran the rest of the block under that spotlight pretending i was harrison ford in the fugitive. my run time was 7 minutes faster last night.

heat index of 109 today which means a blistering 782 degrees in my car. the genius who owned it before me put a metal gear shifter on it. idiot. so i have resorted to driving with a potholder between the hours of 10am and 7pm.
You was gittin' chased by Tha Ghetto Bird?  I would've hunted you down too, running at 1 am with pink shorts AND a Headband looking like Maria Sharapova running from a bad crack deal!!

That is just crazy!  You know what's worst - your Azz is on the KTLA news this morning...
The Thrill is gone...  
#13 | 1479 days ago

it national watermelon day, yum :) 
it's my last day off till  next monday, tho :(  and i have to make a piknick table AND clean the house cuz there is a family ruinion this weekend.  i don't understand why people have family ruinions, nobody likes them, i told my brother and sister that i had to work and they called me lucky.  and i told my ridding coach and she said "have fun" with lot's of sarcasme.  so why do people subject others to this torture???? 
p.s i know i'm being dramatic, but it's fun :D 
#14 | 1479 days ago

Happy Tuesday Everybodee.

Just another day in paradise.

It's another day here as well.    My manager is on vacation, my recently hired extra admin help has fled the coop, so I'm alone in the office the rest of the week.   Oh Joy.

Got my kids airline tickets set up last night, my two youngest are in school most of the last week in August, while my wife and I and our 2 older kids travel to Flagstaff, AZ.   My 2 younger kids will fly out to meet us later in the week, missing school on Friday.  Ought to be interesting to be driving across the state and back.

Have a great day, y'all...Keep your coolness.
Snap! Crackle! Pop...  
#15 | 1479 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I just ate the best damn hamburger that has ever passed between my lips....Wagner's Pharmacy, I officially love you.  I understand why Orlando Bloom and Bobby Flay do too.  I'll orgasm over your hamburger for the rest of my life. 

Have I mentioned lately that I love my job?  I love Charlie Strong.  I love college football and spread offenses.  I love watching my O-line make pancakes.  Goosebumps!!!! 

Hopefully, I'll have a new computer soon.  I've decided that the virus, the fact that I can't shut my laptop due to my cat's laying on it and knocking it over, and the fact that because I can't close it, the cat has flicked off a bunch of it's keys, I just need a new laptop. 

I love caffeine, too, in case you can't tell.  Enjoy you're day, q'ers.  It's a hot one in Tha Ville.  Heat advisory starts in 51 minutes and lasts all the way through 9 pm TOMORROW night. 
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#16 | 1479 days ago

TVOs wrote:
The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away
You know you done me wrong baby
And you'll be sorry someday

The thrill is gone
It's gone away from me
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away from me
Although I'll still live on
But so lonely I'll be

The thrill is gone
It's gone away for good
Oh, the thrill is gone baby
Baby its gone away for good
Someday I know I'll be over it all baby
Just like I know a man should

You know I'm free, free now baby
I'm free from your spell
I'm free, free now
I'm free from your spell
And now that it's over
All I can do is wish you well

I LOVE BB...he played up here ALOT..you could see him for a 2 drink minimum.....ahhh those were the days.....harrahs, caberet.had tower of power, gary lewis and the play boys..rip taylor, santana, BB,and so many........was great to play opposite of soooo many cool folks!  they were great (when bill harrah was alive) hiring local talent to play along with the other acts.....ahhh memorie....At crossroads,,,,,BB said it would probably behis last..... i think touring is ctching up with him......keep truckin BB!! thanks for posting!
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#17 | 1479 days ago

I said "doctor doctor  give me the news.......but make it good news:)..doc appt today......off to the bay area tomorrow..  sonoma county(clown mike you gonna be around???)...the farm house friday night.....my son works there .so will hang at da beach yesss.... hang with my oldest and youngest till sat...
      then into the city to see middle son sat - mon......    love those critters of mine!!! cant wait!!
  Have a good day everyone!
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#18 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Wow i'm in the mood to be doing this.  With a certain somebody. 

Sitting in the porch swing
Listen to the light rain
Beating on the tin roof 
Baby just me and you 
Rockin' with the rhythm of the rain

Slide on over
Baby hold me closer
Moving to and through
Just swaying like a slow freight train
Rockin with the rhythm of the rain

So let the breeze keep blowing
(Rockin' with the rhythm of the rain THATS A FALLING)
( night birds a signin the cricket a callin)
Oh my heart will never be the same
Keep the sweet feeling flowing
(Whisper in my ear baby)
(oh feels so fine)
(Nights like this come once in a lifetime)
Me and my baby rockin' with the rhythm of the rain

Oh baby hold me tight
Say you love me 
That's all I wanna hear tonight

Sitting in the porch swing
Listen to the light rain
Beating on the tin roof 
Baby just me and you
Rockin with the rhythm of the rain

Slide on over 
Baby hold me closer
Moving to and through
Just swaying like a slow freight train
Rockin with the rhythm of the rain
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#19 | 1479 days ago

Sex is like Sports it Should be Practiced Often and Against Different Opponents
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#20 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
maddhatter6691 wrote:
Sex is like Sports it Should be Practiced Often and Against Different Opponents
 and if you don't get sweaty, you weren't playing hard enough. 
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#21 | 1479 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Wow i'm in the mood to be doing this.  With a certain somebody. 

Sitting in the porch swing
Listen to the light rain
Beating on the tin roof 
Baby just me and you 
Rockin' with the rhythm of the rain

Slide on over
Baby hold me closer
Moving to and through
Just swaying like a slow freight train
Rockin with the rhythm of the rain

So let the breeze keep blowing
(Rockin' with the rhythm of the rain THATS A FALLING)
( night birds a signin the cricket a callin)
Oh my heart will never be the same
Keep the sweet feeling flowing
(Whisper in my ear baby)
(oh feels so fine)
(Nights like this come once in a lifetime)
Me and my baby rockin' with the rhythm of the rain

Oh baby hold me tight
Say you love me 
That's all I wanna hear tonight

Sitting in the porch swing
Listen to the light rain
Beating on the tin roof 
Baby just me and you
Rockin with the rhythm of the rain

Slide on over 
Baby hold me closer
Moving to and through
Just swaying like a slow freight train
Rockin with the rhythm of the rain
well...this is annoying.
Pink Pineapple ...  
#22 | 1479 days ago

maddhatter6691 wrote:
Sex is like Sports it Should be Practiced Often and Against Different Opponents
Yes, but some bedroom golf 'course' owners, may frown upon you playing other 'courses', and may attempt to break your 'clubs'.
Snap! Crackle! Pop...  
#23 | 1479 days ago

I've got this CD playing right now... current song....


Love doesn't come with a contract
You give me this, I give you that.
It's scary business.
Your heart and soul is on the line.
Baby, why else would I be standin' 'round here
so tongue tied?

If I knew what I was doing,
I'd be doing it right now.
And I would be the best damn poet;
Silver words out of my mouth.
My words might not be magic,
But they cut straight to the truth.
So if you need a lover and a friend,
Baby, I'm in. I'm in.

Baby, come on in, the water's fine.
I'll be right here, you take your time.
Just let me hold you.
And we'll both take that leap of faith.
It's like I told you, there's no guarantees when
you feel this way.

If I knew what I was doing,
I'd be doing it right now.
And I would be the best damn poet;
Silver words out of my mouth.
My words might not be magic,
But they cut straight to the truth.
So if you need a lover and a friend,
Baby, I'm in. I'm in.
Baby,I'm in, I'm in.

Baby, come here next to me
I'll show you how good it can be
I'll breathe each breath you breathe;
I can pour out everything I am,
Everything I am.

If I knew what I was doing,
I'd be doing it right now.
And I would be the best damn poet;
Silver words out of my mouth.
My words might not be magic,
But they cut straight to the truth.
Oh, so if you need a lover and a friend,
Yeah, if you need a lover and a friend,
Ooh, baby, I'm in. I'm in.
Baby,I'm in. I'm in.

Baby, come here next to me
I'll show you how good it can be
I'll breathe each breath you breathe;
I can pour out everything I am.

Baby, come here next to me;
I'll show you how good it can be.
Baby, come here next to me;
I'll show you how good it can be.

Baby, come here. Baby, come here. Baby, come here.
Snap! Crackle! Pop...  
#24 | 1479 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 and if you don't get sweaty, you weren't playing hard enough. 
I don't sweat! I glisten
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#25 | 1479 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I don't sweat! I glisten
this.
Pink Pineapple ...  
#26 | 1479 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I don't sweat! I glisten
Must...not...finish...that...joke......Kat...lives...too...close......straight...down...the...I15...she...can...hurt...me
Snap! Crackle! Pop...  
#27 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
I don't sweat! I glisten
 Not when it comes to sex done right. 
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#28 | 1479 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Must...not...finish...that...joke......Kat...lives...too...close......straight...down...the...I15...she...can...hurt...me
Yes I can...San Diego is not that far away!!
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#29 | 1479 days ago

i know the west coast just got it going on except maybe in GA,,,,,,,,,,,
Good day...  
#30 | 1479 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Yes I can...San Diego is not that far away!!
Yes, I know...that is why I am attempting to restrain mysel...

GLISTENING LIKE A HORSE!!

<Oops, the dam burst>  <Packing bags for Mexico>
Snap! Crackle! Pop...  
#31 | 1479 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Yes, I know...that is why I am attempting to restrain mysel...

GLISTENING LIKE A HORSE!!

<Oops, the dam burst>  <Packing bags for Mexico>
What are you trying to say Odd?  
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#32 | 1479 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
i know the west coast just got it going on except maybe in GA,,,,,,,,,,,
Pink Pineapple ...  
#33 | 1479 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Not when it comes to sex done right. 
If it's done right, I am............................and didnt have to break a sweat at all.
Pink Pineapple ...  
#34 | 1479 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
What are you trying to say Odd?  
We're sorry, but the number you have tried is no longer in service...If you feel you've reached this message in error, please check your number and try again.....error code 39428
Snap! Crackle! Pop...  
#35 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
If it's done right, I am............................and didnt have to break a sweat at all.
 rotflmfao,  nice. 
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#36 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
We're sorry, but the number you have tried is no longer in service...If you feel you've reached this message in error, please check your number and try again.....error code 39428
 You're in trouble. haha    
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#37 | 1479 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
If it's done right, I am............................and didnt have to break a sweat at all.
Thats what I am trying to say.....I don't sweat!! But I do it right!

And Odd....watch your back!!
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#38 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
Thats what I am trying to say.....I don't sweat!! But I do it right!

And Odd....watch your back!!
 Well then it must be a matter of how you like it. Cause I do it right and sweaty means it was a cardio vascular work out. 




Hey sex is like swimming, theres no wrong way of doing it as long as you don't drown. 

(I just made that up)
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#39 | 1479 days ago

Golfing yesterday was great fun, even though the cook decided not to join us, due to the presence of my son's girlfriend - just get over yourself already - sheesh

Taking the kids swimming today, after we get school supplies and food for the empty house. 

Have a smashing day y'all!!
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#40 | 1479 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well then it must be a matter of how you like it. Cause I do it right and sweaty means it was a cardio vascular work out. 




Hey sex is like swimming, theres no wrong way of doing it as long as you don't drown. 

(I just made that up)
I can agree with that. There will be sweat, and it's probably on me, but more than likely not mine. To each his own.

and about the drowning thing....nevermind.
Pink Pineapple ...  
#41 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I can agree with that. There will be sweat, and it's probably on me, but more than likely not mine. To each his own.

and about the drowning thing....nevermind.
 



wow that never even entered my mind. But hey I like it.  Way to go you just made it better. 
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#42 | 1479 days ago

I will be so happy when this week is over... Just got our internet working at the office today.. awesome
Take a deep breath... go to a happy place................................

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It's in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#43 | 1479 days ago

 Just witnessed my Congressman give a fellow intern a Terrorist Fist Jab (Fox "News"'d). Off to work now. Been on a Bruno Mars kick lately so...

Just the Way You Are

Oh her eyes, her eyes

Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying

She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see

But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

Her nails, her nails
I could kiss them all day if she'd let me
Her laugh, her laugh
She hates but I think its so sexy

She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then just stay the same

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

 
#44 | 1479 days ago

I thought a "terrorist fist jab" was a gay porn move
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#45 | 1479 days ago

 But that's because I work in a mortuary...

Premarital, marital, postmarital, I don't care what adjective you put in front of it, I just want sex.

Braves won.  Looking for more of the same tonight.

Had fun with the Itune shuffle game last night, altho I think others were happy to see me go.

90% done with my 10 day work week, although I might extend it for the overtime.  I need the money in the bank right now.

How can stereotypes be wrong if 80% of the people support them.

Be Inspired:

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.
~Garrison Keillor
I see dead people...  
#46 | 1479 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

hskrdave wrote:
 But that's because I work in a mortuary...

Premarital, marital, postmarital, I don't care what adjective you put in front of it, I just want sex.

Braves won.  Looking for more of the same tonight.

Had fun with the Itune shuffle game last night, altho I think others were happy to see me go.

90% done with my 10 day work week, although I might extend it for the overtime.  I need the money in the bank right now.

How can stereotypes be wrong if 80% of the people support them.

Be Inspired:

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.
~Garrison Keillor
 You knew all the damn songs.  Of course we were happy. 




It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#47 | 1479 days ago
18packabs (+)

Two Fer Tuesdays, gotta Love em......I'll take a double.
Beans...  
#48 | 1479 days ago

and thats kinda scary cause its true...hmmmm

Evening Q'rs, hope all is well in q-land and your little piece of reality.......It's Tuesday, and honestly all I can say is thank god cause it's one more day closer to Friday.....this has not been the greatest of weeks, but it also hasn't been the worse so thats a plus right there...listened to this song today so gonna share:

They come from the cities
And they come from the smaller towns
Beat up cars with guitars and drummers
Goin crack boom bam

R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., Yeah, Yeah!
Rockin' in the U.S.A.

Said goodbye to their families
Said goodbye to their friends
With pipe dreams in their heads
And very little money in their hands
Some are black and some are white
Ain't too proud to sleep on the floor tonight
With the blind faith of Jesus you know that they just might, be
Rockin' in the U.S.A.
Hey!

Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
And turned our world upside down

There was Frankie Lymon - Bobby Fuller - Mitch Ryder
(They were Rockin')
Jackie Wilson - Shangri-Las - Young Rascals
(They were Rockin')
Spotlight on Martha Reeves
Let's don't forget James Brown
Rockin' in the U.S.A.
Rockin' in the U.S.A.
Hey!

R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
(repeats to end)

They come from the cities and they come from the smaller towns
beat up cars with guitars and drummers goin crack boom bam

R O C K in the USA
R O C K in the USA
R O C K in the USA

yeah yeah rockin in the USA

they said goodbye to their families said goodbye to their friends
with pipe dreams in their heads and very lil money in their hands
some are black and some are white
aint to proud to sleep on the floor tonight
with blind faith in jesus you know that they just might
rockin in the usa

HEY!

Voices from nowhere and voices from the larger towns
filled our heads full of dreams and turned our world upside down
there was frankie lymon,bobby fuller,mitch rider,they were rockin
jackie wilson,shangri las,young rascals,they were rockin,spotlight on Martha Reeves
and dont forget James Brown

rockin in the usa

HEY!

R O C K in the USA
R O C K in the USA
R O C K in the USA(repeat)
I see dead people...  
#49 | 1479 days ago

Feelin' So Sexy

[Chorus]
I'm all alone in my room,
layin' on my bed sheets,
come undress me,
I'm feelin' so sexy...
(you feelin' so sexy?)
I'm feelin' so sexy...
come undress me,
I'm feelin' so sexy...

My body's so tight,
and I'm needin' you to stretch me,
come undress me,
I'm feelin' so sexy...
(you feelin' so sexy?)
I'm feelin' so sexy... (ha ha)
come undress me,
I'm feelin' so sexy...

[Luda]
Well I'm way over on the south side,
cruisin' in the lac,
but Imma make it to your crib,
in about four minutes flat...
Keep talkin' how you talkin',
baby what you got on?
[Shawnna]
I got a black lace bra,
leather boots and a thong,
[Luda]
Well I'll be there in a double,
expect when I step through the door
that it's about to be
some mother f**kin' trouble...
[Shawnna]
Oooo what you gonna do?
[Luda]
Sweat you out til' you thirsty,
pin your body to the ground,
and have you beggin' for mercy...
[Shawnna]
Oooo baby wait a minute,
you in my head,
If I walk away from dreamin',
I'd see you in my bed,
'til you makin' me uhh...
and you makin' me yeah...
now hurry up and make it to me,
'cause you makin' me w*t...
[Luda]
I'm drivin' fast as I can,
baby hold it together,
'cause when I get you in my arms,
Imma hold you forever,
get you w*t as niagra falls,
A rebel with a cause,
I'll be breakin down the doors,
so tell me where you are...

[Chorus]
[Luda]
See you got me
eager as a beaver,
see this the type sh*t get you
the keys to the beamer,
or some cheese if ya need it ,
'cause you got that good good,
you love it how I beat it
like you stole it
when you throw it
'cause we keep it hood hood,
and I wish you would would,
be my slave for the night,
we can turn the bed room
into my cave for the night...
[Shawnna]
I'll be your favorite delight,
and make me call you daddy,
while I'm takin' the pipe,
You makin' me bite,
I think you push it too deep,
I need that type of lovin'
that'll put you to sleep,
I wish you could see...
[Luda]
well I can see it if you want me to,
we can get the camera,
we can role play,
you the artist, I'll be ya manager,
you can be the nurse,
I'm the doctor (Doc' feel me in),
play cops and robbers,
or cowboy and indians,
In the end,
lets say you won't know what hit cha',
Now I'm pullin' in the drive way,
and comin' to get cha'...

[Chorus]
Pink Pineapple ...  
#50 | 1479 days ago
18packabs (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Feelin' So Sexy

[Chorus]
I'm all alone in my room,
layin' on my bed sheets,
come undress me,
I'm feelin' so sexy...
(you feelin' so sexy?)
I'm feelin' so sexy...
come undress me,
I'm feelin' so sexy...

My body's so tight,
and I'm needin' you to stretch me,
come undress me,
I'm feelin' so sexy...
(you feelin' so sexy?)
I'm feelin' so sexy... (ha ha)
come undress me,
I'm feelin' so sexy...

[Luda]
Well I'm way over on the south side,
cruisin' in the lac,
but Imma make it to your crib,
in about four minutes flat...
Keep talkin' how you talkin',
baby what you got on?
[Shawnna]
I got a black lace bra,
leather boots and a thong,
[Luda]
Well I'll be there in a double,
expect when I step through the door
that it's about to be
some mother f**kin' trouble...
[Shawnna]
Oooo what you gonna do?
[Luda]
Sweat you out til' you thirsty,
pin your body to the ground,
and have you beggin' for mercy...
[Shawnna]
Oooo baby wait a minute,
you in my head,
If I walk away from dreamin',
I'd see you in my bed,
'til you makin' me uhh...
and you makin' me yeah...
now hurry up and make it to me,
'cause you makin' me w*t...
[Luda]
I'm drivin' fast as I can,
baby hold it together,
'cause when I get you in my arms,
Imma hold you forever,
get you w*t as niagra falls,
A rebel with a cause,
I'll be breakin down the doors,
so tell me where you are...

[Chorus]
[Luda]
See you got me
eager as a beaver,
see this the type sh*t get you
the keys to the beamer,
or some cheese if ya need it ,
'cause you got that good good,
you love it how I beat it
like you stole it
when you throw it
'cause we keep it hood hood,
and I wish you would would,
be my slave for the night,
we can turn the bed room
into my cave for the night...
[Shawnna]
I'll be your favorite delight,
and make me call you daddy,
while I'm takin' the pipe,
You makin' me bite,
I think you push it too deep,
I need that type of lovin'
that'll put you to sleep,
I wish you could see...
[Luda]
well I can see it if you want me to,
we can get the camera,
we can role play,
you the artist, I'll be ya manager,
you can be the nurse,
I'm the doctor (Doc' feel me in),
play cops and robbers,
or cowboy and indians,
In the end,
lets say you won't know what hit cha',
Now I'm pullin' in the drive way,
and comin' to get cha'...

[Chorus]
I will be there shortly......
Beans...  
#51 | 1479 days ago

 ok.
Pink Pineapple ...  
#52 | 1479 days ago

Temp hit 104 here today.  Heat index at 2:00 pm was 124.  this summer in Memphis, 9 people have died from heat related illnesses.  People, please take care.  Drink plenty of water.  Bless those people that have to work outdoors or in factories that do not have AC.
#53 | 1479 days ago

Just thought I'd drop in and say Happy Hump Day Eve
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#54 | 1479 days ago

Good evening Q Ville.  I am off to bed, have had a full day.  Been up all night and all day, about  27 hrs now, so it's  time for some zzzzzz's. 
Beans...  
#55 | 1479 days ago

Why do people say 'I could care less...' when they really mean 'I couldn't care less...'?
Bend over, show the world...  
#56 | 1479 days ago

MIKELIN8 wrote:
Why do people say 'I could care less...' when they really mean 'I couldn't care less...'?
irks the hell out of me...You're an Eagles fan?
Pink Pineapple ...  
#57 | 1479 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 But that's because I work in a mortuary...

Premarital, marital, postmarital, I don't care what adjective you put in front of it, I just want sex.

Braves won.  Looking for more of the same tonight.

Had fun with the Itune shuffle game last night, altho I think others were happy to see me go.

90% done with my 10 day work week, although I might extend it for the overtime.  I need the money in the bank right now.

How can stereotypes be wrong if 80% of the people support them.

Be Inspired:

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.
~Garrison Keillor
Premarital, marital, postmarital, I don't care what adjective you put in front of it, I just want sex.

ABSOLUTELY!
Pink Pineapple ...  
#58 | 1479 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Premarital, marital, postmarital, I don't care what adjective you put in front of it, I just want sex.

ABSOLUTELY!
Darn you, Like you yesterday, I am OOR for you until later.
Snap! Crackle! Pop...  
#59 | 1478 days ago

Hello and goodbye! I just got home from the cinema, I saw Inception and it's sooooo good, if you haven't seen it, don't miss it. Last saturday I saw Despicable me, and it's so cute. I'm going to bed early, I have to work tomorrow and I'm a little bit tired. Nite nite everyone. XOXO
#60 | 1478 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Not when it comes to sex done right. 
I sweat when I have sex!!  Yeah, found that out the fun way!!
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#61 | 1478 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Premarital, marital, postmarital, I don't care what adjective you put in front of it, I just want sex.

ABSOLUTELY!
Me too!!!!
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#62 | 1478 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Not if you're gonna rub it in...
RUB  RUB  RUB  it in... Yes, I am rubbing it in... only because its you!! 
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#63 | 1478 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Wait a minute, I have a question why would you pick the option you did? 
I thought I picked... I see dead people... LOL
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married...  
#64 | 1478 days ago

MIKELIN8 wrote:
Why do people say 'I could care less...' when they really mean 'I couldn't care less...'?
Yes, I am. I am originally from Philadelphia, and now live in a suburb.
Bend over, show the world...  
#65 | 1478 days ago

MIKELIN8 wrote:
Yes, I am. I am originally from Philadelphia, and now live in a suburb.
oh okay, I am just processing everyone's teams in prep for the season.
Pink Pineapple ...  

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