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Joke of the Day -- 08/09/2010 (sub for Som)
                                                         

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. 

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?  
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that?  In case I need to fix it again.'

Richard grinned.  'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
before?'' No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it
out.'    So I wrote down:     I D 1 0 T

I used to like the little snot











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62.21. Joke of the Day -- 08/09/2010 (sub for Som)

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#4 | 1544 days ago

From: debs_fairies (3 hr. ago)

A man owned a small farm in Tennessee. Some fink told the Internal Revenue Service he was not paying proper wages to his staff and they sent an investigator out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!", demanded the investigator. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board." "Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife, occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent. "That would be me," replied the farmer...
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#1 | 1544 days ago

Raise My Mast

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club.

"Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast?'"

"No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning."

#2 | 1544 days ago

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#3 | 1544 days ago

A young boy is walking down the street with a small roll of chicken wire. As he passes a man sitting on his porch, he calls out to the boy and asks what the boy is carrying. The boy tells him chicken wire. The man asks why he's carrying chicken wire. The boy says he's going to catch some chickens. The man tells the boy that's not what chicken wire is for, it's for making fences to keep the chickens in. The boy goes on and a little while later comes back by with 15-20 chickens tangled up in the chicken wire. Later the boy comes back by carrying a roll of duct tape. The man asks the boy what he's got this time. The boy says duck tape. The man asks the boy why he's carrying duct tape. The boy says he's going to catch some ducks. The man says that's not what duct tape is for it's for sealing the heating ducts in your house. The boy goes on and a little later comes back by with 15-20 ducks tangled in the duct tape. A little later the boy comes back by carrying a long reed. The man asks him what he's got this time. The boy says a pussywillow the man says hold up boy I'm coming with you.
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#4 | 1544 days ago

From: debs_fairies (3 hr. ago)

A man owned a small farm in Tennessee. Some fink told the Internal Revenue Service he was not paying proper wages to his staff and they sent an investigator out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!", demanded the investigator. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board." "Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife, occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent. "That would be me," replied the farmer...
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#5 | 1544 days ago

A husband and wife were shopping at the local Walmart.  The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart. "What do you think your doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans, he replies." " Put them back we cant afford them, Demands the wife." And so they continue shopping. A few aisles further over the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and puts it in the cart. "What are you doing?" Asks the husband. " It's my face cream. it makes me beautiful, replies the wife." So does 24 cans of Bud and it's half price.
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#7 | 1544 days ago

bearcub1 wrote:
LMAO    ... I'm going to have to sneak into every public restroom to post that sign
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#8 | 1544 days ago

#9 | 1544 days ago

Confessor: I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard!

Priest: That is very wrong.

Confessor: Would you like to accept it, Father?

Priest: Certainly not- return it to the man whom you stole it from.

Confessor: But I have offered it to him and he won't have it.

Priest: In that case you may keep it yourself.

Confessor: Thank you, Father.

The Priest arrived home to find one of his geese had been stolen...
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