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Joke of the Day -- 08/11/2010 (sub for Som)
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52.3851. Joke of the Day -- 08/11/2010 (sub for Som)

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#1 | 1448 days ago

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet, The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck the firefighter said with admiration." Thanks, the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer, He noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner, the firefighter said I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, But if you were to ties that rope to the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully. "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren"
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#1 | 1448 days ago

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet, The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck the firefighter said with admiration." Thanks, the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer, He noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner, the firefighter said I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, But if you were to ties that rope to the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully. "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren"
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#2 | 1448 days ago

A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.

After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box.

She says "I want you to see this."

She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.

She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"

He responds by saying, "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"

#3 | 1448 days ago

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#4 | 1448 days ago

John you need to fix  :The sick side".  Thanks. 
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#5 | 1448 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
John you need to fix  :The sick side".  Thanks. 
What's wrong with it?   I know it was acting up yesterday --- but I created a new one .... it seems alright when I check it out   ---- or am I pregnant now?
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#8 | 1448 days ago

Dream_Machine wrote:
if the eye in the glass could talk --       I CAN SEEEEE YOUUUUUUU  
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#11 | 1447 days ago

What are the 70 ways of keeping a woman happy........

1 is to take her shopping........

and the other is 69.....

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