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The Q Roast of ME! (Edited 10/03/10 12:01PM by richard_cranium)
The Q Roast of ME! <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 10/03/10 12:01PM by richard_cranium)</span> Photo
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284.5711. The Q Roast of ME!

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#6 | 1348 days ago

fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
  
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#1 | 1348 days ago

In real life he goes by the name DICK
#2 | 1348 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
In real life he goes by the name DICK
you sure it's just a name?  could be a personality or attitude trait.
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#3 | 1348 days ago

Q roast for who ? Is it me I don't get it
#4 | 1348 days ago

jbarr1 wrote:
Q roast for who ? Is it me I don't get it
Jim you are roasting me, richard cranium.
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#5 | 1348 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Jim you are roasting me, richard cranium.
Ok
#6 | 1348 days ago

fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
#7 | 1348 days ago
18packabs (+)

you were born a Dick, raised a Dick, and grew up to be a big effin Hard On.........
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#8 | 1348 days ago

(Edited by Joe_L)
you can't fix stupid!
#9 | 1348 days ago

There are so many things running through my head right now, but none that are not blatant COC violations.
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#10 | 1348 days ago

I'm so not good at this whole roasting thing. So for you DICK, I have pulled two quotes from two well known people that I think would work for you.

So for you-----Dick Head/Richard Cranium/Kevin

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -----William Faulkner

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." ----Abraham Lincoln

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#11 | 1348 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

WISAC1 wrote:
you sure it's just a name?  could be a personality or attitude trait.
I think it's more of a physical attribute.  You know, like how a name matches what someone looks like... 


This pic is for you, Kevin.  In 2002, the Huskers rolled into South Bend and made ND their B*itch both on the field, and in the stands.  Boo YA!!  NU 27 ND 24.
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#12 | 1348 days ago

This should be easy for the biggest dick head on herer..lol
#13 | 1348 days ago

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#14 | 1348 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
He's not always drunk.  


#15 | 1348 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
In real life he goes by the name DICK
And in real life the head sitting above his shoulders is really small
#16 | 1348 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

Notre Dame, a fine institution of learning.....

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#17 | 1348 days ago

OK, you are in Arizona, your teams are Notre Dame, Dallas Cowboys, Minnesota Twins, and Los Angeles Lakers. All you need to do now is pull for a Major League Soccer team out of Florida and you will almost have the lower 48 states covered. Other than the fact that you could accumulate 10 or 15 billion frequent flyer miles if you were willing to attend all those home games just for one season, I really don't see the need of roasting ya.   
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#18 | 1347 days ago

Richard keeps praying to God for enough blood supply to operate both of his craniums at the same time. 
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#19 | 1347 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
I like that Dicky roots for the Irish, but it's painfully obvious he's a bandwagon fan.  I'm shocked his allegiances lie with the Twinkies and not the Yanks.  If he was a hockey fan, he'd pull for the Hawks, am I right?

As for the Michigan fans in this thread, did you know all football players are required to take this class?  I heard some of them fail it on purpose because they love it so much. 

http://www.ns.umich.edu/index.html?BG/317descr
#20 | 1345 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
He's not always drunk.  


Only on days that end in Y.
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#21 | 1345 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 ummm, I have a feeling a lot of people would like to roast you. On an open fire. 

Ok so what can you say about a person who gives himself the name dick head.

Well that pretty much sums it up i'm thinking



(i suck at this roasting thing)
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#22 | 1295 days ago

This poll never closes.. just sayin
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#23 | 1295 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
This poll never closes.. just sayin
fixed, It actually should have closed months ago, I guess I screwed that up.
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#24 | 1295 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
fixed, It actually should have closed months ago, I guess I screwed that up.
Glad it did not work, although I could not think of something funny. Could not resist the poll not closing. That used to be one of some peoples pet peeves! Thanks for the chance to slam ya maybe next time
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#25 | 1294 days ago

We all have a*&holes, but a select few choose to act like one!
#26 | 1294 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 ummm, when's the next roast? 
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#27 | 1294 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 ummm, when's the next roast? 
Yeah, they kinda just fell off.  
#28 | 1294 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Yeah, they kinda just fell off.  
 I know and one of the few pleasures I had in life. I know I suck at cutting people down,(only good at it if I dont like the person) but you and the others always kept me laughing.  
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#29 | 1294 days ago

well I have yet to do this one....which i will eventually. and then kevin just took a break from them i think, probably because most missed the concept behind these.
#30 | 1292 days ago

This is an awesome idea to do!  Roasting isn't a gift of mine, but I would like to give it a try!  I know I would get a good laugh from most of the regular Q friends on here!
#31 | 1292 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
MartinTide wrote:
This is an awesome idea to do!  Roasting isn't a gift of mine, but I would like to give it a try!  I know I would get a good laugh from most of the regular Q friends on here!
enjoy!
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#32 | 1291 days ago

kobe_lova wrote: That was awesome!  I loved all three of them!  The Roast of Kenne got me rolling on the floor!  If seems like a lot of good people on here know a lot about each other and that is awesome.  I wouldn't feel right roasting because I don't know that much about anyone really!  I know just short tid bits of people, but thanks for the good laugh...ASH!

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