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Cell Phone Time Machine
So here's the situation.. Someone who looks like Morpheus walks up to you on the street and hands you a cell phone.. Granted you may be startled a bit because of this man's tough, weathered, and downright scary demeanor, but you can't really blame him since his 19 year old daughter is living out her dream to become a porn start.. But that's not the point.
He tells you this cell phone can be used one time and one time only, and the only person you can call is yourself as a 15 year old. The kicker is the phone call can last no more than 15 seconds.  Not a whole lot of time to explain your situation, or really who you even are to yourself..
So.. in that 15 seconds, what do you say to yourself?

Featured by: cubsgirl2 at 8/19/10 1:13PM
| Closed on 08/31/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Personal | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
26 Fans 
12%a. Don't sleep with Jimmy, even though he's dreamy
8%b. In 3 years and 24 days, pullout!!
46%c. Invest in Microsoft
12%d. Never get married
4%e. Duck
19%f. Bush's Black Bean Fiesta

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#5 | 1436 days ago

Invest early...Microsoft, Google, Amazon. If you meet a rapper named 50 cent, have a baby by him, be a millionaire.
Invest in Microsoft  
  
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#1 | 1436 days ago

I'd say..............."Take your punishment like a champ, it saved your life."
Bush's Black Bean Fiesta  
#2 | 1436 days ago

patience is a virtue, but blunt honesty is way more satisfying.
Duck  
#3 | 1436 days ago
18packabs (+)

The Dude Abides......
Invest in Microsoft  
#4 | 1436 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Go to college. 
Invest in Microsoft  
#5 | 1436 days ago

Invest early...Microsoft, Google, Amazon. If you meet a rapper named 50 cent, have a baby by him, be a millionaire.
Invest in Microsoft  
#6 | 1436 days ago
18packabs (+)

(Edited by 18packabs)
Live everyday like there is no tomorrow, Love every Woman like it will last forever, Treat everybody like your Brother/Sister, and for not even one single second settle for anything/anyone, or change who you are.
Invest in Microsoft  
#7 | 1436 days ago

These kind of questions always freak me out.  There's so much stuff I feel like I should tell my 15 year old self...
- you really won't need algebra ... but you should probably try to not pass out in Spanish class so much
- put down the fork, fatty ... gravy is NOT a beverage
- don't listen to those stoned janitors, a little bit of booze at lunch time CAN hurt you when you're 15 and have no tolerance
- certain things are just not meant to be pierced, no matter what the scary-looking dude at the tattoo parlor tells you

Then again, I always feel a little wary of that when I think about how everything I've done and gone through has shaped who I am today.  For as crazy and weird as I am now, I don't know that I would change anything.    
Don't sleep with Jimmy, even though he's dreamy  
#8 | 1436 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
These kind of questions always freak me out.  There's so much stuff I feel like I should tell my 15 year old self...
- you really won't need algebra ... but you should probably try to not pass out in Spanish class so much
- put down the fork, fatty ... gravy is NOT a beverage
- don't listen to those stoned janitors, a little bit of booze at lunch time CAN hurt you when you're 15 and have no tolerance
- certain things are just not meant to be pierced, no matter what the scary-looking dude at the tattoo parlor tells you

Then again, I always feel a little wary of that when I think about how everything I've done and gone through has shaped who I am today.  For as crazy and weird as I am now, I don't know that I would change anything.    
you only have 15 seconds.. and I knew you'd enjoy this kind of question
Don't sleep with Jimmy, even though he's dreamy  
#9 | 1436 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
you only have 15 seconds.. and I knew you'd enjoy this kind of question
I'm from Jersey, I can say all that, the Pledge of Allegiance, and the alphabet song in 15 seconds.  With about 6 seconds to spare.
Don't sleep with Jimmy, even though he's dreamy  
#10 | 1436 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm from Jersey, I can say all that, the Pledge of Allegiance, and the alphabet song in 15 seconds.  With about 6 seconds to spare.
how the hell do I roll my eyes on here?
Don't sleep with Jimmy, even though he's dreamy  
#11 | 1436 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
how the hell do I roll my eyes on here?
Don't know if it's possible ... much like the "punch him in the neck" option I'm praying for.
Don't sleep with Jimmy, even though he's dreamy  
#12 | 1436 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
how the hell do I roll my eyes on here?
exactly.


BEEECKY! can you post the eyeroll smiley for me.
Invest in Microsoft  
#13 | 1436 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
kobe_lova wrote:
exactly.


BEEECKY! can you post the eyeroll smiley for me.
Here, bitch.  
Even though I know you're siding with him on this, so you so don't deserve it.  Ughh, sisters.


Don't sleep with Jimmy, even though he's dreamy  
#14 | 1436 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Here, bitch.  
Even though I know you're siding with him on this, so you so don't deserve it.  Ughh, sisters.


of course, he brought sexy back...hard not to....totally flirting with him at dinner, just so you know.------>
Invest in Microsoft  
#15 | 1436 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
of course, he brought sexy back...hard not to....totally flirting with him at dinner, just so you know.------>
Gross.  On several levels.
Especially the "this reminds me of the good ol' days of Springer when sisters could fight on stage over a dude and throw chairs ... before Steve and his crew would have to jump in every 11 seconds while the camera cut away" way.
Don't sleep with Jimmy, even though he's dreamy  
#16 | 1436 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Gross.  On several levels.
Especially the "this reminds me of the good ol' days of Springer when sisters could fight on stage over a dude and throw chairs ... before Steve and his crew would have to jump in every 11 seconds while the camera cut away" way.
dude. it's just dinner.WHOA!  (i also agreed with him because you were wrong, i was merely pointing out that having my fave pic posted helped)

and ahhh....classic Springer, where have you gone?
Invest in Microsoft  
#17 | 1436 days ago

Don't cry sweetie, next year is going to be the best year of your life.
Bush's Black Bean Fiesta  
#18 | 1436 days ago

15 seconds ouch !!  no air traffic on 9/11/01  N.Y.C. and W.T.C. I think I'll get it and God bless America
#19 | 1436 days ago

Learn how to say "No" if it does not seem right.
Invest in Microsoft  
#20 | 1436 days ago

Buy...but DON'T HOLD...Enron, and buy stock in LATEX GLOVES....I use so many gloves in my office every day...in 1978, gloves were few and far between...
Invest in Microsoft  
#21 | 1435 days ago

You are going to be a complete f**kup change your ways
In 3 years and 24 days, pullout!!  
#22 | 1435 days ago

don't be an a**hole.
Bush's Black Bean Fiesta  
#23 | 1430 days ago

18packabs wrote:
Live everyday like there is no tomorrow, Love every Woman like it will last forever, Treat everybody like your Brother/Sister, and for not even one single second settle for anything/anyone, or change who you are.
Invest in Microsoft  
#24 | 1430 days ago

Shut up and listen, invest in Microsoft,Starbuck's  and Yahoo! stock.....and bet your parents life savings that the ANGELS will win the 2002 World Series!
Invest in Microsoft  
#25 | 1424 days ago

yo - that 19 year old that is boning your brains out- runu like Firest Gump,,, she's the Anti-Christ,,,, there will be schools wanting you to play ball for them only if you keep up your grades,,,, she just  wants sex, she's THE DEVIL ,,, run run run
Never get married  

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