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Jess's Daily Q - 8/26/10
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Question of the Day: What's the funniest/strangest status message or thought of the day you've ever seen? (If you can't remember the exact quote, give us the gist).

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#3 | 1517 days ago

"I'm hung..."

Apparently the rest of one of my friend's (female) status message got cut off or so she said.
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#1 | 1517 days ago

i feel me like a frog into de clouds .- Is true, is a message of a friend ?????????????????????????
#2 | 1517 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Always keep your words short and sweet, in case you have to eat them. 

Personally I believe this to be true. 
#3 | 1517 days ago

"I'm hung..."

Apparently the rest of one of my friend's (female) status message got cut off or so she said.
#4 | 1517 days ago

Each morning when my alarm clock rings, I push the snooze button several times untill I finally decide, "This is stupid." Then I unplug it.
#5 | 1517 days ago

I like the one on or whatever that has the girl complaining about her boss, only to have her boss respond with something along the lines of...

"Forgot we were friends on here I see.  Don't bother coming in on Monday."
#6 | 1517 days ago


-my 10 month old son had gotten ahold of my cell phone and i guess i had it on FB and he changed my status. 
#7 | 1517 days ago

"If a Redneck couple gets a divorce, does that mean they are still brother and sister?"
I don't pay attention to statuses and Thoughts of the Day  
#8 | 1517 days ago

Funniest i don't remember but here's the strangest 

Looks forward to WAKE UP CALL. Atleast Mudit's status messages will change. ;)
#9 | 1517 days ago

Velvety wet tunnel
#10 | 1517 days ago

"There's waaaay to much optimism on facebook today. Let's tone that down. Don't forget, you're gonna die." - brian s.

"nuke the whales!" - brian s.

"Parallel-parked my truck last night.... In stilettos. Jeff Gordon, step aside." my favorite sister in the world
#11 | 1517 days ago

from a friend the other day: "on second thought, the Skins offensive line was so bad tonight that it reminded me of that senile old man at the Allegheny football game a couple years ago: "BLOCK SOMEBODY!"

This guy was behind us in the stands yelling to "block somebody" when we were on DEFENSE!
#12 | 1517 days ago

It Ain't No Fun If The Homies Can't Have Some...
#13 | 1517 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Velvety wet tunnel
wait a minute.....
#14 | 1517 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
Don't know if this will fly, but....

"Currently balls deep in a teenager" - Alexander Supertramp
#15 | 1517 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
wait a minute.....

this is the only one i have ever remembered.

#16 | 1517 days ago

Both courtesy of Nellie T. Randompants:

"Kinda hear, kinda knot"

"Captive or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held"
#17 | 1517 days ago

ohhh christ. i farted. "Avoid all needle drugs. The only Dope worth shooting is Justin Bieber...." - my favorite sister in the world
#18 | 1517 days ago

A friend of mine used to always use Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy as his away messages on AIM.  I always enjoyed those.

“Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.”

Other than that, my boyfriend during my sophomore year of college was a bit of a ladies' man (ok, he was a wretched slore) before we started dating, and every weekend he'd have some horrendous frat boy-esque message up about his flavor of the week (or in his case, weekend) loving his "hot, spicy Italian sausage".    Yes, it was guys like that who kept my dance-card full through my college years.
#19 | 1517 days ago

Let's talk about Rights and Lefts.. Your Right! I left!

99% of people who put these dumb away messages in their profiles are morons. Put this in your profile if you are part of that 1% who aren't.
#20 | 1517 days ago

The coolest one I saw recently that made me laugh out loud was from someone here actually, on her facebook. You know how the status messages can read in the third person? It said:

_____ just removed you and four others from her friend's list.

I have to admit, I was thrown for a minute.
#21 | 1517 days ago

My memory fails me at the moment but i think it was on Glenda's.  Something about the Cubs winning a World Series.
#22 | 1517 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I sh*t on?"

Farting when you piss is not multi-tasking!

the dog is truly mans best friend? not convinced put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour, when you open it see who's happy to see ya..
#23 | 1517 days ago

lol one i had up last week..I put Happy your best...and ummm it was received alot of flack on that one!
#24 | 1517 days ago

When somebody asks me if I have a sec, I tell them "I have lots of secs", and they always forget what they were going to say.

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