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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall.

Sleep has forsaken, therefore I am.........BLAAAAAH! Being poor f**king sucks for those of you who have never had the pleasure. Try it some time. (Racist blob may have been right, my ass could really use some welfare right now. As much as FICA takes, I really think I deserve it, dammit) Despite the fact that it shall literally feel like what I imagine hell to be in September, it felt great outside this morning, breeze and everything. I cant wait for this season to change. Cool air, football, barbecue, sounds nice.

Have a good day.

| Closed on 09/14/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

26 Fans
4%	a. Good Morning...
12%	b. When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome, and then, of course, you spoke...
19%	c. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...
19%	d. Johnny Bravo...
23%	e. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...
0%	f. Just Say No...
12%	g. Vodka shots...
12%	h. Beaneaters...

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TOP COMMENT
#7 \| 999 days ago 18packabs (+)	On to bigger and better things. I know I did not move that far, but in comparison I am going thousands of miles away. from what many consider the peace of the country to the Concrete Jungle. Welcome to the jungle We got fun 'n' games We got everything you want Honey we know the names We are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got the money honey We got your disease In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed Welcome to the jungle We take it day by day If you want it you're gonna bleed But it's the price you pay And you're a very sexy girl That's very hard to please You can taste the bright lights But you won't get them for free In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine I, I wanna hear you scream Welcome to the jungle It gets worse here everyday Ya learn ta live like an animal In the jungle where we play If you got a hunger for what you see You'll take it eventually You can have anything you want But you better not take it from me And when you're high you never Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH! You know where you are You're in the jungle baby You're gonna die In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your It's gonna bring you down! Ha! Beaneaters...
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#1 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

(Edited by kobe_lova)

CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES

THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST

You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Your Nightmares Are Real!
Grandpa Gets a Casket
Dad’s New Wife, Robert
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Whining, Kicking and Screaming To Get Your Way
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Vodka shots...

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#2 | 999 days ago

cubsgirl2 (+)

Good morning one and all. Life is good sometimes bad sometimes, today I think I will try my best not to push someone through a plate glass window, and then ask them oh I'm sorry did that hurt? Saturday sucked a little league tournament in the town that I work in, which meant 1,000,000,000,000, kids! Still pissy about it, and Katie is in Chicago and I'm not.

But everyone have a really good day.

Johnny Bravo...

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#3 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:

thats A LOT of kids.

Vodka shots...

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#4 | 999 days ago

cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

thats A LOT of kids.

Yeah, I know. But i'm better now just watched annoying orange, he always makes me laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6IeASZZf1c

Johnny Bravo...

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#5 | 999 days ago

ironhead_mike (+)

Needed a laugh this morning and this provided it

Letterman - Stupid Pet Tricks: Playing Dead

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...

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#6 | 999 days ago

cubsgirl2 (+)

ironhead_mike wrote:

Needed a laugh this morning and this provided it

Letterman - Stupid Pet Tricks: Playing Dead

Why didn't you just watch the Red Sox play ball?

Johnny Bravo...

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#7 | 999 days ago

18packabs (+)

On to bigger and better things. I know I did not move that far, but in comparison I am going thousands of miles away. from what many consider the peace of the country to the Concrete Jungle.

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed

Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down!
Ha!

Beaneaters...

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#8 | 999 days ago

hskrdave (+)

Because somebody had to. Usually it's the woman and her emotions tho.

Had a great weekend. Went to UNC with my kids on Friday night to watch #1 Penn St play volleyball there. They smoked the Heels. My daughter got to go on the court after the game ended and got some Autographs of the Penn St players. Very cool.

Getting into the swing of things at my new job, the schedule is pretty constant now. My schedule this week will allow me to see my daughters first Volleyball game. She doesn't know I will be there tho. A good surprise.

Braves took 2 of 3, Phillies still close. Watched the Texans smack the Cowgirls around Saturday night, that was fun.

Countdown to Friday evening is 4.5 days. Will not be here tomorrow and maybe not Wednesday so be nice to me in your comments.

And I was going to post this anyway, but to me goes with Ashlie's Books:

From Steven Lynch:

hush lil girl sweet baby dont cry tonite
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby tonite
why cant it all be like was before
how can i explain why mommys not here anymore
casue daddy likes porno and $10 whores
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
i think thats why mommy left us
hush lil girl there is no reason to fret tonite
dont mind the smoke daddy just wants to forget tonite,
soon it will be like it was before
any minute she will walk through the front door
but daddy likes poker and drinks lots of beer
then daddy likes sex that involves mommy's rear
daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
i think thats why mommy left us
but please dont cry i swear ill try to be by your side
right after daddy gets home from the bar
visits his bookie and steals a new car
drives to the strip club and plays his cards right
he'll bring home your new mommy tonite

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...

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#9 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

(Edited by kobe_lova)
(I don't but it's on the radio and causing flashbacks.)

I Need Love by LL Cool J

When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life, I see I need love
There I was giggling about the games
that I had played with many hearts, and I'm not saying no names
Then the thought occured, tear drops made my eyes burn
as I said to myself look what you've done to her
I can feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels
all I know is that I'll never dish another raw deal
Playing make believe pretending that I'm true
holding in my laugh as I say that I love you
Saying amor kissing you on the ear
whispering I love you and I'll always be here
Although I often reminsce I can't believe that I found
a desire for true love floating around
Inside my soul because my soul is cold
one half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old
But the other half needs affection and joy
and the warmth that is created by a girl and a boy
I need love
I need love

Romance sheer delight how sweet
I gotta find me a girl to make my life complete
You can scratch my back, we'll get cozy and huddle
I'll lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle
I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair before we eat
kiss you on the cheek and say ooh girl you're so sweet
It's deja vu whenever I'm with you
I could go on forever telling you what I do
But where you at you're neither here or there
I swear I can't find you anywhere
Damn sure you ain't in my closet, or under my rug
this love search is really making me bug
And if you know who you are why don't you make yourself seen
take the chance with my love and you'll find out what I mean
Fantasy's can run but they can't hide
and when I find you I'm gon' pour all my love inside
I need love
I need love

I wanna kiss you hold you never scold you just love you
suck on you neck, caress you and rub you
Grind moan and never be alone
if you're not standing next to me you're on the phone
Can't you hear it in my voice, I need love bad
I've got money but love's something I've never had
I need your ruby red lips sweet face and all
I love you more than a man who's 10 feet tall
I'd watch the sunrise in your eyes
we're so in love when we hug we become paralyzed
Our bodies explode in ecstasy unreal
you're as soft as a pillow and I'm as hard as steel
It's like a dream land, I can't lie I never been there
maybe this is an experience that me and you can share
Clean and unsoiled yet sweaty and wet
I swear to you this is something that I'll never forget
I need love
I need love

See what I mean I've changed I'm no longer
a play boy on the run I need something that's stronger
Friendship, trust honor respect admiration
this whole experience has been such a revelation
It's taught me love and how to be a real man
to always be considerate and do all I can
Protect you you're my lady and you mean so much
my body tingles all over from the slightest touch
Of your hand and understand I'll be frozen in time
till we meet face to face and you tell me you're mine
If I find you girl I swear I'll be a good man
I'm not gonna leave it in destiny's hands
I can't sit and wait for my princess to arrive
I gotta struggle and fight to keep my dream alive
I'll search the whole world for that special girl
when I finally find you watch our love unfurl
I need love
I need love

Girl, listen to me
When I be sittin in my room all alone, staring at the wall
fantasies, they go through my mind
And I've come to realize that I need true love
and if you wanna give it to me girl make yourself seen
I'll be waiting
I love you

Vodka shots...

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#10 | 999 days ago

Oddfool (+)

Good Morning Everybodee!

Well, I'm back in San Diego, my son starts as a Freshman at NAU in Flagstaff. (Sorry, we weren't able to meet, Cranium...Too many activities, Grand Canyon, driving everywhere, etc)

Well, time to see what work has in store for me. (Doom & Gloom)

Since my son is now a member of the NAU LumberJacks, here's one in his honor...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
he goes to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
and has buttered scones for tea??)

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He loves to press wild flow'rs
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars??!?)

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa

(He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra...????? )

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#11 | 999 days ago

DeeRigga (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES

THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST

You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Your Nightmares Are Real!
Grandpa Gets a Casket
Dad’s New Wife, Robert
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Whining, Kicking and Screaming To Get Your Way
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

I have all those books...and more:

Sit down kids...it's STORY TIME!!!

Johnny Bravo...

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#12 | 999 days ago

ironhead_mike (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:

Why didn't you just watch the Red Sox play ball?

Yeah, nearly identical... except the dog was cute/funny while doing that - the Red Sox - not so much.
I suppose you know all about the "They have as much talent as every other team, but it goes absent when it counts."

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...

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#13 | 999 days ago

cubsgirl2 (+)

ironhead_mike wrote:

Nope, not me I'm a Cubs fan the greatest base ball team to ever take the field.

And shut it remember this is my world and I can lie to myself if I want to.

Johnny Bravo...

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#14 | 999 days ago

Nikki20 (+)

Good Morning All

I leave for a couple of days... A Sports Bar shows up, my respects went down to 10 respect credits... WTF.

I have lots to say, but dont know how to say it. Maybe I will be back later.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...

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#15 | 999 days ago

ms_hippie_queen (+)

oh. muh. gawd. i have 785 q bucks! i am rich! i am so liking the new bar thing. it's so nice to have an entertaining sports factor back on here.

went camping on the beach this weekend. since stories sometimes are "ya hadda be there"-esque, i will share some pictures i drew of the event (bob marley apparently will be playing the part of me):

we roasted weenies:

we sang around the fire:

we went simming:

we played frisbee:

we slept (well...they did. i was too cold to sleep):

and of course i got some sweet rays:

Johnny Bravo...

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#16 | 999 days ago

The_Real_Stoney (+)

Happy Monday Bitches!!! It's officially the off-season..
We won our hockey tournament this weekend going 4-1, and enjoying time in the beer garden set up in the parking lot of the rink..
In one game, a buddy of mine on the other team broke his leg

so that put a bit of a damper on the day..
Now no more hockey until the winter league starts at the end of September/beginning of October and whenever the Avs host their charity tournament..
Played my last baseball game of the year too yesterday and am going to tell myself I was instrumental in a 9-4 win.. Now we're in the semifinals, and I am out of town the week we play that game and the finals... booooo

In other news, congrats to the Rockies for taking 2 of 3 from the Dodgers

now right back to two big series' on the road in San Francisco and a whale's vagina
James Toney took his medicine Saturday night

Now I'm tired and have work to do and peach cobbler to attend to

Eazy-E - Gimme That Nutt

Cruisin' down the street in my Six Four
It's like that and it's like this
I took her to the pad and we started to kiss
Now my d*cks on hard, you know what I'm thinkin'
Took her panties off and her pu**y was stinkin'
Pulled off my drawers and I started to begin
And her pu**y's wet so my d*ck slides in
Oh Heidi Heidi Heidi, you ho
Ridin' on this back and I'm f**kin' kinda slow
So, fi fie fo fo fum
She's scratching on my back; oh here she comes
Now, I gotta getta nut
gotta get a nut
gotta get it quick, ya know because I love this sh*t
So, gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
OK, back, back to the f**kin' basics
Still got yours and mine; want you to taste it
Open wide and no don't you waste it
Ahh, sh*t; all over your face, kid
You know, you know one thing
You know me, I like to swing
That d*ck, you know what
So roll over girl while I stick it in your...
But, I'll turn it out
While I'm ridin' that ass; scream and shout
My name is the same; just another pu**y that I had to tame, so...
(moan) get on, baby
(moan) get on, baby
(moan) get on, baby
Gimme that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
Now I love pu**y and pu**y loves me
Like a lemon to the lime; like a bumble to the bee
You know it's real good; a nigger can't resist it
Couldn't be a fruit loop, so don't get me twisted
'Cause "In some pu**y is the place to be
Always f**kin' is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
F**k this sh*t; just let me put my d*ck inside"
So...
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
(moan) get on, baby
(moan) get on, baby
(moan) get on, baby
Gently ... put the (laughs)
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, that, that nut
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that nut

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...

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#17 | 999 days ago

NorseHeathen (+)

There was a weekend?

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#18 | 999 days ago

HouTxFan (+)

(Edited by HouTxFan)
Anybody else ready for some football?!

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#19 | 999 days ago

alainpeartree (+)

I' am ready,,,,,,,, HAPPY MONDAY ALL,,, good luck with those Texans this year

Good Morning...

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#20 | 999 days ago

ironhead_mike (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:

Nope, not me I'm a Cubs fan the greatest base ball team to ever take the field.

And shut it remember this is my world and I can lie to myself if I want to.

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...

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#21 | 999 days ago

HouTxFan (+)

alainpeartree wrote:

I' am ready,,,,,,,, HAPPY MONDAY ALL,,, good luck with those Texans this year

I'll take that "good luck", and thank you kindly for it sir!

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#22 | 999 days ago

kteacher (+)

Morning!

Rockies-----------grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr OK...got that out of my system now go out and "Kick some Giants Arse!"

The Last Exorcist was good.....ending could have been better.
Clorox Wipes are still one of my favorite things.
Preseason hockey is getting C LO SER.....whoo hoo.

I learned that fantasy football drafting stresses me out and makes me mean.

Beans kicked my ass in fantasy baseball.

And this is my last week of vacation.

Have a bodacious day chidlers! Remember to tell those you love and care for that you love and care for them.

When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome, and then, of course, you spoke...

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#23 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

in case anyone is interested. she offered no goats or money, so i have to pass.

From: tonia_kon66 (1 min. ago)

Am tonia i came across your page in here and i found it intresting, you can write me back with my email (tonia_kon66@yahoo.com) so i can send you my picture, to know who i am. thanks tonia

Vodka shots...

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#24 | 999 days ago

cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

in case anyone is interested. she offered no goats or money, so i have to pass.

From: tonia_kon66 (1 min. ago)

Am tonia i came across your page in here and i found it intresting, you can write me back with my email (tonia_kon66@yahoo.com) so i can send you my picture, to know who i am. thanks tonia

No goats?

Johnny Bravo...

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#25 | 999 days ago

Cali_Kat (+)

Hola amigos y Amigas.

I never thought I would say that I am glad its Monday...but this was the longest, boringest weekend ever!! I am glad to be here. I hope everyone had a great weekend

.

"Baby I'm Back"
(feat. Akon)

[Intro - Akon & Baby Bash]
Hoooo
Yeah
Said everything that you want me to I'll do it
Tell me what the word is already [x4]

[Chorus - Akon]
Don't look no farther!
Baby im back (yeah)
I'm here to cater to you (anything you want me to, I'll do it)
Cause Ill be your lover (ill be your lover)
Ill be your best friend
Tell me what I gotta do (tell me what I gotta do and ill do it)

[Baby Bash]
Now im back in a flesh
Feelin so blessed, back in your corner suga, suga don't stress
Forget about the rest; let's go inside, im back in your zone
Baby im back in your vibe, now I cant be denied I can lie im on ya
I never ever wanna say sayonara
Some body told me that the grass was greener
On the other side andale arriba
Never really used to be a mean to cheat her
What I gotta do to be your keeper
These words comin out the speaker, true love is off the meter

[Chorus]

[Baby Bash]
I was gone for a minute but now im home,
Please forgive me for being a rolling stone,
Please forgive me let me polish it up like chrome,
Get off the phone till he swears to leave me alone,
Let my spark your interest, now there's no more dating on the internet,
Cause you already know how I get it wet, how I get it so saucy and I get respect,
You don't have to look no farther, you dealin with the whole enchilada
You don't have to look no farther, you hotter then a fire starter

[Chorus]

[Baby Bash]
I was gone for a minute, (oooohhh) [repeat x4]
Now im back let me hit it (oooohhh) [repeat x4]

[Chorus x2]

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...

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#26 | 999 days ago

kantwistaye (+)

Saw the Last Excorcism. Ending was way too predictable considering they foreshadowed it way too obviously earlier in the movie. Other than that my weekend sucked. Also, my first day of school. Also, cannot wait until November 2nd. Life will be so much easier after that.

Oh and some girl tried to come into work last night that looked like Taylor Swift but we were closed. That sucked.

"Mine" - Taylor Swift

You were in college, working part time, waitin' tables,
Left a small town and never looked back.
I was a flight risk with a fear of fallin',
Wondering why we bother with love if it never lasts.
I say "Can you believe it?", as we're lying on a couch,
The moment I could see it, yes, yes, I can see it now.

Do you remember we were sitting there by the water,
You put your arm around me, for the first time.
You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter.
You are the best thing, that's ever been mine.

Flash forward and we're taking on the world together.
And there's a drawer of my things at your place.
You learn my secrets and you figure out why I'm guarded,
You say we'll never make my parent's mistakes.
But we got bills to pay, we got nothin' figured out,
When it was hard to take, yes yes, this is what I thought about.

Do you remember we were sitting there by the water,
You put your arm around me, for the first time.
You made a rebel of a careless mans careful daughter.
You are the best thing, that's ever been mine.

Do you remember all the city lights on the water,
You saw me start to believe for the first time.
You made a rebel of your careless man's careful daughter.
You are the best thing thats ever been mine.

Oh oh oh oh.

And I remember that fight 2:30 AM, 'cause everything was slippin' right out of our hands.
I ran out crying and you followed me out into the street.

Braced myself for the goodbye,
'cause that's all I've ever known,
And you took me by surprise,
you said "I'll never leave you alone."

You said, "I remember how we felt sittin' by the water.
And every time I look at you, it's like the first time.
I fell in love with a careless man's careful daughter.
She is the best thing, that's ever been mine."

Hold on, make it last.
Hold on, never turn back.

You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter,
You are the best thing, that's ever been mine.
Do you believe it?
We're gonna make it now.
And I can see it,
yeah, yeah

I can see it now

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#27 | 999 days ago

JrCanuckFan (+)

Happy Monday all. It's cloudy, windy and cool today, and I didn't get much sleep, so I am tired and just a little bitchy. Have to work tonight, but it should be a slow night (that's what I thought last night too) and I'll get to clean the Beer cart. Oh joy. Got an $80 tip last night, so that was good - been a little dry lately

Kids get to enjoy their last week of freedom before school starts, and I get to take them school clothes shopping on Friday. More joy.

Went to bed with 3450 Qbucks, signed in to 3900. Loving this Sports Bar thing!

Hope you all have a great Monday, and stay safe!

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#28 | 999 days ago

Ms_Penn (+)

(Edited by Ms_Penn)
MONDAY
Monday1.jpg Monday image by NMilare

on a brighter note but not soo bright......I went to the KC Phillie preseason game on Friday. It was good. I was excited to see DeSean Jackson and Brent Celeck...checking out my peeps for ff. Any freaking way Jackson got hurt int he first quarter and didn't play the rest of the time. Celeck came in but only at the end of the 3rd and 4th. Jamaal Charles didn't come in again after he got hurt. There was a few good hits and one even took the new DE out of the game. Of course the chiefs couldn't close it out for the win. They are looking much better though.

Saturday I had to take my lil man to the ER and had to speak my mind to the Dr. I hate it when they talk to people as if we are imbeciles. He didn't realize that I am a nurse and know wtf is going on. Funny how after he found out I am the nurse for the Dr. who is director of the Blood management he changed things up. I had to leave, so fyi if you live in the Kansas area don't take your kids to Children's Mercy South. You will waste your time.

Well I feel better now...thank you.
I guess I will get back to work. I hope everyone had a blessed day and remember we are half way threw with Monday now

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#29 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

Hola Qlanders

Off work so that's a plus, come to think of it that's the only plus right now.

Steelers looked like sh*t last night, Dixon threw 2 pick I was hoping for a better performance but it is what it is

Ash believe me premature submit or not you would still learn something!

now the harassment will start for my bet I made ~~Debi~~

Sublime- What I got Youtube it I'm not editing all that

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#30 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

Joe_L wrote:

that's what your mouth says Joe, but umm...

Vodka shots...

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#31 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

that's what your mouth says Joe, but umm...

your loss

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#32 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

Joe_L wrote:

your loss

sounds like it.

Vodka shots...

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#33 | 999 days ago

JrCanuckFan (+)

Joe_L wrote:

Harr-AHEM-ass-AHHHHEEEEMMM-ment-AHHHHEEEEAHHHEEEMMMM?????

No harrassment from ME

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#34 | 999 days ago

janet011685 (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:

now right back to two big series' on the road in San Francisco and a whale's vagina
James Toney took his medicine Saturday night

I hate you for that song ... it's one of those that gets stuck in my head just hearing the title, ughh.

Anyway, good day, bitches.
Ashlie ... Tonia sent me that message too. Twice, actually.

I'm thinking about checking it out. Maybe her pic is uber-hot.

So from about 11am on today, this was my face --->

. All because Dunkin' has officially rolled out their pumpkin spice coffee/latte/donuts/muffins. When I saw the sign, I literally screamed at the poor girl behind the counter, "You have PUMPKIN SPICE?!?!" (like an absolutely insane person ... I apologized for yelling like 4 seconds later ... doesn't take much to make me happy, what can I say?).
So when I returned to work, I was ear-to-ear which made everyone a little nervous since I'm usually all sorts of, um, NOT smiley at work. It's either stone-faced or perma-scowl in front of non-grooming staff (I like to keep them at least slightly scared of me ... helps me get what I need). So the assistant manager asked me why I was so happy and I proceeded to give him a far more in depth than he probably wanted answer about my love affair with pumpkin spice coffee, including how, if it were a person, I would make mad passionate love to it and introduce it to my parents.

Now, with an intro like THAT, I should have seen what happened next coming a mile away. His reaction was, of course, "It's that good huh? Can I try it?". Now of course, the first thing that pops in my head is what I say because I have a ... Filter Error. So my response was, "You sure can ... just cart your ass on over and order one for yourself."

I could see he was a bit offended, so I made it better (in my mind ... didn't work out that way, though ... like it ever does) by informing him that it was nothing personal ... just that I don't know him that well and I don't know what kind of truck stop glory-hole action his mouth has seen. Realizing when his jaw dropped that this was probably not the right thing to say, I opted to turn on my heels and simply walk away quickly before I managed to insult anyone else.

When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome, and then, of course, you spoke...

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#35 | 999 days ago

JrCanuckFan (+)

janet011685 wrote:

I hate you for that song ... it's one of those that gets stuck in my head just hearing the title, ughh.

Anyway, good day, bitches.
Ashlie ... Tonia sent me that message too. Twice, actually.

I'm thinking about checking it out. Maybe her pic is uber-hot.

So from about 11am on today, this was my face --->

^ rendered me speechless.......

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...

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#36 | 999 days ago

cuddles127017 (+)

Hi everyone, not such a good day here. Insomnia has set in. OK Enough of that! It's a great day to whoop somebody's butt.

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...

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#37 | 999 days ago

The_Real_Stoney (+)

janet011685 wrote:

I hate you for that song ... it's one of those that gets stuck in my head just hearing the title, ughh.

Anyway, good day, bitches.
Ashlie ... Tonia sent me that message too. Twice, actually.

I'm thinking about checking it out. Maybe her pic is uber-hot.

So from about 11am on today, this was my face --->

I think I just swooned

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...

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#38 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

janet011685 wrote:

I hate you for that song ... it's one of those that gets stuck in my head just hearing the title, ughh.

Anyway, good day, bitches.
Ashlie ... Tonia sent me that message too. Twice, actually.

I'm thinking about checking it out. Maybe her pic is uber-hot.

So from about 11am on today, this was my face --->

good GAWD, you remind me of me!!.... (sidenote: my little sister (the young black you) totally singing and dancing to Hairspray ALL weekend, knows all the songs, especially anything involving Travolta, also total in love with gay, twins having Doogie. WHOA!)

Vodka shots...

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#39 | 999 days ago

janet011685 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

I so

Doogie. I'm starting a letter-writing campaign and petition to be their (Fairy) Godmother. Wanna sign?

PS - I still love your little sister.

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#40 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

Joe_L wrote:

your loss

AHEM...so do i get my opportunity back or what? I just got janet to agree NOT to kill you just yet and everything. Pretty sure that qualifies as faith.

(though trust, faith, things of that nature arent really my strong suit, so i could totally be wrong, but i want to believe. *giggles*)

Vodka shots...

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#41 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

we sang around the fire:

we went simming:

we played frisbee:

we slept (well...they did. i was too cold to sleep):

and of course i got some sweet rays:

where are your boobs?

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#42 | 999 days ago

ChristiSunshine (+)

I get to take my nephew to the zoo on Thursday. My nephew is my age. Almost. We're taking his kids to the zoo. My dad has never met his great-granddaughter, who is 3. He's met Ryan, his great-grandson, once. Three years ago. I can't wait to see the little rotten stinkers so I can make them even more rotten little stinkers. They are so cute, I could eat them up.

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#43 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

AHEM...so do i get my opportunity back or what? I just got janet to agree NOT to kill you just yet and everything. Pretty sure that qualifies as faith.

(though trust, faith, things of that nature arent really my strong suit, so i could totally be wrong, but i want to believe. *giggles*)

I will not deprive you of greatness, this time!

as for Janet she's as scary as a box full of kittens

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#44 | 999 days ago

gearhead (+)

I'm back. Anyone miss me?

*crickets chirp and a tumbleweed passes*

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#45 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

gearhead wrote:

I'm back. Anyone miss me?

*crickets chirp and a tumbleweed passes*

welcome back Eric

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#46 | 999 days ago

ms_hippie_queen (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

where are your boobs?

bob marley didn't have boobs

Johnny Bravo...

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#47 | 999 days ago

JenX63 (+)

It was a great Monday, feelin kinda of guilty, til I get here.....take away the respects right when football starts...ummmm, can anyone say stupid..if ever there was a time we needed them thingy's its now....oh well..moving on...need a beer.....have a great one q'rs

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#48 | 999 days ago

mojorisin188 (+)

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

2. Who Shat in the Hat?

3. Horton Hires a Ho

4. Fox in Detox

5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You?

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. The Cat in the Blender

11. Are You My Proctologist?

12. Yentl the Lentil

13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

14. Aunts in My Pants

15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm

17. The Grinch's Ten Inches

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#49 | 999 days ago

Cali_Kat (+)

So I just got some great news.....My internet at home is now fixed...Yay Me!!

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#50 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:

So I just got some great news.....My internet at home is now fixed...Yay Me!!

congrats Kat

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#51 | 999 days ago

Cali_Kat (+)

Joe_L wrote:

congrats Kat

Thanks Joe I was having serious withdrawals over the weekend!

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#52 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

mojorisin188 wrote:

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

Vodka shots...

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#53 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

bob marley didn't have boobs

true. pretty sure he was anatomically correct considered those beautiful ass boys of his.

great art work though....

Vodka shots...

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#54 | 999 days ago

rickdick (+)

monday and its done with yeah!

Vodka shots...

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#55 | 999 days ago

kantwistaye (+)

gearhead wrote:

I'm back. Anyone miss me?

*crickets chirp and a tumbleweed passes*

I thought I saw your pic and I was like "Awesome." That's all.

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#56 | 999 days ago

kteacher (+)

gearhead wrote:

I'm back. Anyone miss me?

*crickets chirp and a tumbleweed passes*

Welcome Back!

I am pretty sure you were the only one to ever give me a warning and delete some of my comments.

Oh the memories of the past Presidential Election.

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#57 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

State College Spikes' manager Gary Robinson, a minor league affiliate of the Pittsburgh Pirates. Argues a BB call, gets ejected covers home plate takes first base signs it and gives it to a spectator! WATCH

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#58 | 999 days ago

janet011685 (+)

Joe_L wrote:

I will not deprive you of greatness, this time!

as for Janet she's as scary as a box full of kittens

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#59 | 999 days ago

kramer (+)

Happy Monday, boy that sounds like an oxymoron, doesn't it? After a day of madness at the hospital, I had to go to a "mass of translation" for a former assistant pastor of mine. He's the one who actually taught me how to be an altar server when I was in 4th grade. It was apparently a mass for bringing him back to the parish where he'll be buried from, and a chance for other priests who can't make the funeral mass tomorrow to come say goodbye. He actually requested to be buried from my church. It's a blessing because I found out he's been battling esophageal cancer for the last 3 years.

Okay, that's enough of the sad news for now, it's Monday and you know what that means around here, time to tune in to WKMT and test your music knowledge!

Vodka shots...

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#60 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

janet011685 wrote:

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...

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#61 | 999 days ago

janet011685 (+)

Joe_L wrote:

Oh, you wanna play the "who has the better Janet Face?" game, huh?

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#62 | 999 days ago

kramer (+)

I forgot to mention, tomorrow after work I'm heading to the casino where they're having a Price Is Right contestant search. After that I'm going back into downtown to do some karaoke with a few friends. It's gonna be a fun night after I leave the hospital!

Vodka shots...

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#63 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

janet011685 wrote:

Oh, you wanna play the "who has the better Janet Face?" game, huh?

I win!

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#64 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

(he kinda does)

Vodka shots...

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#65 | 999 days ago

janet011685 (+)

Joe_L wrote:

I win!

But you don't have ME doing the

face. I do ... every damn day. PWNed.

So ... I WIN. Sucka!

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#66 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

janet011685 wrote:

But you don't have ME doing the

face. I do ... every damn day. PWNed.

So ... I WIN. Sucka!

I'll photoshop it!

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#67 | 999 days ago

janet011685 (+)

Joe_L wrote:

I'll photoshop it!

Can't beat the real thing, butthead.

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#68 | 999 days ago

Joe_L (+)

janet011685 wrote:

Can't beat the real thing, butthead.

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#69 | 999 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

LMAO!

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#70 | 999 days ago

janet011685 (+)

Joe_L wrote:

That looks like some gross, scary S&M fetish thing.

Either that or a poor artist's rendition of Drag King Janet.

(If you could only see the REAL "Janet face" on me now.)

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#71 | 998 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 (+)

whats worse is you pay into these programs,and do the right thing and because e of someone elses negligence, you spend your whole life's saving ona disease you get becuse of a blunt trama injury.......then they take even more. believe me,,you feellike giving up..but they win f you do......we can only be the best we can despite the diverse hands we are delt.....maybe one day i wont feel like fighting any more...and that is ok too..but for now i will keep fighting.....and i will support all of you that need encouragement....with tht said.....i hope everyone had a great day.......started the day with PT and a pretty darn good session,,best one in a week,,,,flare has calmed,,and that makes me glad....then went to a private mineral spring and soaked ahhhh....let me tell you THAt is the best kept secret in nevada,,our mineral hot springs! soaked and suned,,,soooooo good for the soul!! Then came home made some carne asada,which turned out soooooooo good, its addicting i swear!! made an awsome salad with it! then my friend sheresecame over with her daughter and we hung,,it was a very nice day and made me grateful for my haves....not my have nots......
Happy birthday to missshippie the coolest chick ever....and huskers!!!! hope all your wishes come true!!!!
My words of wisdom.......Silence is golden........duct tape is silver.......Peace!

Beaneaters...

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#72 | 998 days ago

kobe_lova (+)

janet011685 wrote:

I so

Doogie. I'm starting a letter-writing campaign and petition to be their (Fairy) Godmother. Wanna sign?

PS - I still love your little sister.

and though she doesnt know why, this pleases her. LOL

and I'd sign if that made us automatically related to him. does it?

Vodka shots...

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#73 | 998 days ago

janet011685 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

and though she doesnt know why, this pleases her. LOL

and I'd sign if that made us automatically related to him. does it?

In my mind, yes. Yes it does.
Although he might not like me insisting on calling him Cousin Doogie Howser, M.D. (yes, I'd say the whole thing every time).

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24	woody050681 08/31/2010 08:39AM		When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome, and then, of course, you spoke...
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20	rickdick 08/30/2010 07:09PM		Vodka shots...
19	JenX63 08/30/2010 06:23PM		Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...
18	G Money 08/30/2010 05:58PM		Johnny Bravo...
17	ChristiSunshine 08/30/2010 05:29PM		Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...
16	Cactus_Jack 08/30/2010 04:48PM		Johnny Bravo...
15	cuddles127017 08/30/2010 03:45PM		Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...
14	janet011685 08/30/2010 03:16PM		When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome, and then, of course, you spoke...
13	Joe_L 08/30/2010 02:58PM		Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...
12	JrCanuckFan 08/30/2010 12:36PM		Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...
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9	alainpeartree 08/30/2010 11:17AM		Good Morning...
8	ms_hippie_queen 08/30/2010 11:15AM		Johnny Bravo...
7	Nikki20 08/30/2010 10:40AM		Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...
6	The_Real_Stoney 08/30/2010 10:15AM		Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...
5	18packabs 08/30/2010 10:05AM		Beaneaters...
4	hskrdave 08/30/2010 10:00AM		Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?...
3	DeeRigga 08/30/2010 09:31AM		Johnny Bravo...
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