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I was going to type out a whole list of sh*ts I hate right now, but that would've taken a while. So, let's just say I hate a lot of things today and at the top of that list is having to work. Baby mod..you were a bit RUDE yesterday. Oh and in a moment of self reflection yesterday, I realized that I may be a Q polygamist. Added to all of my other heathenistic tendencies, it seems right so I'm okay with that. Big Love is good with me. I think I will watch Tombstone tonight. A little Doc Holliday goes a long way.

Have a good day.
| Closed on 09/15/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
22 Fans 
5%a. Morning...
41%b. You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...
5%c. Strawberrry Shortcake...
14%d. It's Been Awhile...
18%e. Mystery Science Theater...
5%f. I was wondering...
0%g. Madras...
14%h. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#25 | 1424 days ago

Day 1 of "regular" school and I'm already ready to start running through walls and pimp slappin mig-dits!  Apparently this Fn school is genius enough to have a "Technology Center" and a "Technology Building"  .... NOT .... colocated on the same campus!  Nope nope!  That would be intelligente.  So now I'm having to take 8 hours online and 7 hours 'lecture' ... which is fine by me, except I've got a YUCK-YUCK who thinks it's Fn impossible to let one student finish his course in less then a month .................................. IT'S A MFn 1301 course!!!!  Fn d-bag!!  So he's being dropped for a Prof who is willing, because I"M NOT taking a full semester of DUMDUM!!!   (Well, I am, but not THAT dumdum)

The good thing is the dumdum class was my 7am class ... so at least now I'll only be at the school from 10a to 6p on Tues & Thurs, instead of 7a-6p!!!!!

In other news:

Obama is too busy to "carry his birth certificate everywhere" <~~~ AKA ... "I'm not proving that s*** dogg!!!"

Naming a Hurricane after some redneck just might bite Sah-kah-lanna or Nah-kah-lonna in the keester!!!  Stay tuned for free John Deere s***!  Free like, "If it lands in my yard, It's MFn mines b****!!!"

US Mission In Iraq FINALLY near it's end  <~~~ Sort of.  If you don't count the ENDLESS Fn supply of US "Private Security Forces" and OGA quasi-soldiers who will no doubt, litter the streets there for YEARS to come!  <~~~ Democrats war style, "If the Army ain't there, we ain't there"

TIGER WOODS JUST JUMPED A FN 12 FT FENCE TO GET AT SOME P***Y AT A ZOO IN FLORIDA ... WHAT??????????????  <~~~ Wait wait ... Ahhhhh F!!! ... They're talking about a "tiger" tiger!  Why couldn't they put that s*** in the Fn headline!!!!??  *Yawn*

Ummm ... apparently there are some broads at Ford ... and they actually do s*** ..................... Wow.  Shocking.  Thanks for that headline CNN!!!

Because of her recent familiarity with unanticipated flying s*** coming her way, Sandra Bullock marked the anniversary of Hurricane James Katrina!

There's a gator on the loose in Rhode Island .... apparently it's holding the entire Fn 12x12inch state at bay!!!  Somebody please get out a cell phone and call someone for them .... I don't think they even have cell phones there yet!  Poor Southern Canadiens!!!

Further highlighting their inability to DO ANYTHING WORTHWHILE ... (during our time of record level unemployment) ... the Grand Jury is still jocking Roger Clemens.  <~~~ "Hey F'heads ... get a clue ... NOBODY gives a F!!!"  .................... (well, except maybe some already retired pitchers)
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
  
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#1 | 1424 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
This seems fitting:

"So In Love With Two"

My number one: There could never be no one like you
How come I feel this way about
My number two: Never tried to tell me what to say or do
I'm so in love with two
I don't want to push it
I don't want to fight
But this feeling keeps me up all night

If I only could decide
But I can't make up my mind
I'm breakin' all my rules because of you
You can tell me it's not right
And it tears me up inside
But the problem is I'm so in love with two
Hey, hey, hey
I don't know what to do
Hey, hey, hey
I choose the both of you

My number one: You give me everything I need
But some things still are better with
My number two: He's the one that really makes me feel so good
I'm so in love with two
I don't want to push it
I don't want to fight
But this feeling keeps me up all night

If I only could decide
But I can't make up my mind
I'm breakin' all my rules because of you
You can tell me it's not right
And it tears me up inside
But the problem is I'm so in love with two
But the problem is I'm so in love with two
Hey, hey, hey
I don't know what to do
Hey, hey, hey
I choose the both of you

Don't want to fight another night
Just want to make it right
C'mon
Ooh, my number one, oh, my number two
Somebody tell me what I'm supposed to do
My number one, my number two
Somebody tell me
I'm so in love with two
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#2 | 1424 days ago

So, you think having your head of hair is important? Apparently so does Polamalu and Head & Shoulders...

NFL star’s hair insured for $1 million

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#3 | 1424 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Mystery science theatre is so cool. 

Hey, I'm thinking about drinking beer and chasing sailors today anyone up for that? 
Mystery Science Theater...  
#4 | 1424 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:
So, you think having your head of hair is important? Apparently so does Polamalu and Head & Shoulders...

NFL star’s hair insured for $1 million

That is so funny...and he's beautiful btw.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#5 | 1424 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Mystery science theatre is so cool. 

Hey, I'm thinking about drinking beer and chasing sailors today anyone up for that? 
Are there any sailorettes? Otherwise I'm too lazy... I'll sit back and watch you all chase them.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#6 | 1424 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
ironhead_mike wrote:
Are there any sailorettes? Otherwise I'm too lazy... I'll sit back and watch you all chase them.
 Will she do? 


Mystery Science Theater...  
#7 | 1424 days ago

It's Tuesday, Peeps!

"I'm Not Guilty, Your Honor...All of y'all are lying!!"...Roger Clemens

Now, I'm not sure if I want to talk about the NFL and it's ongoing issues yet, but please clear me up...
-  Why is there going to be a labor dispute??  Somebody isn't making enough money??? 
-  An 18 Game Season???  I'm not mad, but does that mean mean more throw-away games towards the end of the season?
   How about injuries??  More (or better) QUALITY GAME SCHEDULING???
-  Can you PLEASE put the umpire back in the middle of the field!!!??  Wes Welker will had 35 more catches this year if he runs his
   'Pick Route' across the middle and runs the MLB into the ump like he regularly does!

Sausage Egg McMuffin...My God, they are sooooo much better than that crap at BK!!

Anyone looking for a experienced (24 year) Systems/Production Analyst?  Holla!!

...And now - Here's a blast from the past:

LIVING COLOUR - Cult Of Personality

Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality

Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality

Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you still you love me

I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandi
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality

Neon lights a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the Cult of Personality

Break Yourself, Fool!!
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#8 | 1424 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Mystery science theatre is so cool. 

Hey, I'm thinking about drinking beer and chasing sailors today anyone up for that? 
they dont have to be sailors, men in dress blues...mmmm.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#9 | 1424 days ago

Does anyone realize we're are just two days away from the start of college football?  Two freaking days.....Go Irish!

Coming to a living room near you...the one, the only, Manti T'eo

#10 | 1424 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
kobe_lova wrote:
they dont have to be sailors, men in dress blues...mmmm.
 mmmm, or maybe a half naked fly boy would do.


Mystery Science Theater...  
#11 | 1424 days ago

and because I'm your favorite...but i guess thats beside the point.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#12 | 1424 days ago

What's up Boners!!
Great come from behind win by the Rockies last night against the Giants.. On the road nonetheless..
No waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
I knooooooooooowwwww...

Other than that I don't have much.. but it's gonna be a good day
Mystery Science Theater...  
#13 | 1424 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 mmmm, or maybe a half naked fly boy would do.


i have respected him twice already today and it's not even 9:30...i'm really quite tired but will respect him a third, fourth, fifth time if he shows up randomly again.

shaved four minutes off my run time in the last three runs. i'm hitting my groove again and it feels awesome. so what if i changed my route so that it runs through a pitch black canopy of trees (probably infested with 4-foot spiders and roaches) for a good quarter mile and i have no interest in spending anymore time in there than i have to? gotta do what ya gotta do.

becky and randy, y'all's birthday posts made my month. (only a southerner can double-apostrophe a word, i swear.)

nothing interesting going today except that if you happen to be a cardinals fan....heh...eh heh heh....hahahahaaha....oooooowaaahahahahahahahahaha!!! y'all suck.

#14 | 1424 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:

i have respected him twice already today and it's not even 9:30...i'm really quite tired but will respect him a third, fourth, fifth time if he shows up randomly again.

shaved four minutes off my run time in the last three runs. i'm hitting my groove again and it feels awesome. so what if i changed my route so that it runs through a pitch black canopy of trees (probably infested with 4-foot spiders and roaches) for a good quarter mile and i have no interest in spending anymore time in there than i have to? gotta do what ya gotta do.

becky and randy, y'all's birthday posts made my month. (only a southerner can double-apostrophe a word, i swear.)

nothing interesting going today except that if you happen to be a cardinals fan....heh...eh heh heh....hahahahaaha....oooooowaaahahahahahahahahaha!!! y'all suck.

 I know when I gave him to you for your birthday present I decided you needed to share.  
Mystery Science Theater...  
#15 | 1424 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Will she do? 


Nice... I'm not too fussy though - This would have been okay too
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#16 | 1424 days ago

They will cost your monkey-ass now!!  100 Q-bucks for 10!! 

I think I need to win the Q Lottery now!!  How will I ever manage??



That's CRUSTY!!
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#17 | 1424 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
ironhead_mike wrote:
Nice... I'm not too fussy though - This would have been okay too




I feel her pain.  
Mystery Science Theater...  
#18 | 1424 days ago

I need a drink and....
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#19 | 1424 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)

                                                          

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#20 | 1424 days ago

good day all,,, hoping everyone survives Terrible Tuesday :-)
#21 | 1424 days ago

Morning!

Go Dodgers!
Way to go Rockies! Anytime the Giants are beaten makes me smile big.
And Leigh.......I think I got that pic from Ashlie. Saw it posted and right click saved. I knew you would love it.
OH...and I watched the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Special------------------AWESOME! (I know I should like it, but I can't NOT watch if I happen to pass by it)
Starbucks Java Chip ice cream is Sinful...........it's that good.

Hope you chidlers have joyful lovey dovey days! Let those you care for know!
Strawberrry Shortcake...  
#22 | 1424 days ago

Good Morning Everybodee!

Just another day in paradise.     Another day here, too.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#23 | 1424 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kteacher wrote:
Morning!

Go Dodgers!
Way to go Rockies! Anytime the Giants are beaten makes me smile big.
And Leigh.......I think I got that pic from Ashlie. Saw it posted and right click saved. I knew you would love it.
OH...and I watched the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Special------------------AWESOME! (I know I should like it, but I can't NOT watch if I happen to pass by it)
Starbucks Java Chip ice cream is Sinful...........it's that good.

Hope you chidlers have joyful lovey dovey days! Let those you care for know!
 See, I'm not the only one.  I can't  just say no to those women. 

And wow ready for part two. 
Mystery Science Theater...  
#24 | 1424 days ago
18packabs (+)

All I can say is I left my cell phone home today and I am ok with it.  The new environment is a little confusing but I am getting there. I had this song running my vibe today.


With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat,
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.

*Come on, babe on the round about,
Ride on the merry-go-round,
We all know what your name is,
So you better lay your money down.

Alimony, alimony payin' your bills,
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.

Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be,
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
With the butler and the maid and the servantry.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman, Oh, you got it.

Nobody hears a single word you say.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
But you keep on talkin' till your dyin' day.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.

Livin', Lovin', She's just a woman
Livin', Lovin', She's just a woman
Livin', Lovin', She's just a woman
Beaneaters...  
#25 | 1424 days ago

Day 1 of "regular" school and I'm already ready to start running through walls and pimp slappin mig-dits!  Apparently this Fn school is genius enough to have a "Technology Center" and a "Technology Building"  .... NOT .... colocated on the same campus!  Nope nope!  That would be intelligente.  So now I'm having to take 8 hours online and 7 hours 'lecture' ... which is fine by me, except I've got a YUCK-YUCK who thinks it's Fn impossible to let one student finish his course in less then a month .................................. IT'S A MFn 1301 course!!!!  Fn d-bag!!  So he's being dropped for a Prof who is willing, because I"M NOT taking a full semester of DUMDUM!!!   (Well, I am, but not THAT dumdum)

The good thing is the dumdum class was my 7am class ... so at least now I'll only be at the school from 10a to 6p on Tues & Thurs, instead of 7a-6p!!!!!

In other news:

Obama is too busy to "carry his birth certificate everywhere" <~~~ AKA ... "I'm not proving that s*** dogg!!!"

Naming a Hurricane after some redneck just might bite Sah-kah-lanna or Nah-kah-lonna in the keester!!!  Stay tuned for free John Deere s***!  Free like, "If it lands in my yard, It's MFn mines b****!!!"

US Mission In Iraq FINALLY near it's end  <~~~ Sort of.  If you don't count the ENDLESS Fn supply of US "Private Security Forces" and OGA quasi-soldiers who will no doubt, litter the streets there for YEARS to come!  <~~~ Democrats war style, "If the Army ain't there, we ain't there"

TIGER WOODS JUST JUMPED A FN 12 FT FENCE TO GET AT SOME P***Y AT A ZOO IN FLORIDA ... WHAT??????????????  <~~~ Wait wait ... Ahhhhh F!!! ... They're talking about a "tiger" tiger!  Why couldn't they put that s*** in the Fn headline!!!!??  *Yawn*

Ummm ... apparently there are some broads at Ford ... and they actually do s*** ..................... Wow.  Shocking.  Thanks for that headline CNN!!!

Because of her recent familiarity with unanticipated flying s*** coming her way, Sandra Bullock marked the anniversary of Hurricane James Katrina!

There's a gator on the loose in Rhode Island .... apparently it's holding the entire Fn 12x12inch state at bay!!!  Somebody please get out a cell phone and call someone for them .... I don't think they even have cell phones there yet!  Poor Southern Canadiens!!!

Further highlighting their inability to DO ANYTHING WORTHWHILE ... (during our time of record level unemployment) ... the Grand Jury is still jocking Roger Clemens.  <~~~ "Hey F'heads ... get a clue ... NOBODY gives a F!!!"  .................... (well, except maybe some already retired pitchers)
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#26 | 1424 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

DeeRigga wrote:
It's Tuesday, Peeps!

"I'm Not Guilty, Your Honor...All of y'all are lying!!"...Roger Clemens

Now, I'm not sure if I want to talk about the NFL and it's ongoing issues yet, but please clear me up...
-  Why is there going to be a labor dispute??  Somebody isn't making enough money??? 
-  An 18 Game Season???  I'm not mad, but does that mean mean more throw-away games towards the end of the season?
   How about injuries??  More (or better) QUALITY GAME SCHEDULING???
-  Can you PLEASE put the umpire back in the middle of the field!!!??  Wes Welker will had 35 more catches this year if he runs his
   'Pick Route' across the middle and runs the MLB into the ump like he regularly does!

Sausage Egg McMuffin...My God, they are sooooo much better than that crap at BK!!

Anyone looking for a experienced (24 year) Systems/Production Analyst?  Holla!!

...And now - Here's a blast from the past:

LIVING COLOUR - Cult Of Personality

Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the Cult of Personality

Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality

Neon lights, A Nobel Price
The mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you still you love me

I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandi
I'm the Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality
Cult of Personality

Neon lights a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the Cult of Personality

Break Yourself, Fool!!
the 18 GAME SEASON IS STUPID.  So we want other reason to pay these guys more than they already make and if it's not bad enought they throw fits over only making 5 million ...oh please! I think they should keep it how it is. No 18 games.
#27 | 1424 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Day 1 of "regular" school and I'm already ready to start running through walls and pimp slappin mig-dits!  Apparently this Fn school is genius enough to have a "Technology Center" and a "Technology Building"  .... NOT .... colocated on the same campus!  Nope nope!  That would be intelligente.  So now I'm having to take 8 hours online and 7 hours 'lecture' ... which is fine by me, except I've got a YUCK-YUCK who thinks it's Fn impossible to let one student finish his course in less then a month .................................. IT'S A MFn 1301 course!!!!  Fn d-bag!!  So he's being dropped for a Prof who is willing, because I"M NOT taking a full semester of DUMDUM!!!   (Well, I am, but not THAT dumdum)

The good thing is the dumdum class was my 7am class ... so at least now I'll only be at the school from 10a to 6p on Tues & Thurs, instead of 7a-6p!!!!!

In other news:

Obama is too busy to "carry his birth certificate everywhere" <~~~ AKA ... "I'm not proving that s*** dogg!!!"

Naming a Hurricane after some redneck just might bite Sah-kah-lanna or Nah-kah-lonna in the keester!!!  Stay tuned for free John Deere s***!  Free like, "If it lands in my yard, It's MFn mines b****!!!"

US Mission In Iraq FINALLY near it's end  <~~~ Sort of.  If you don't count the ENDLESS Fn supply of US "Private Security Forces" and OGA quasi-soldiers who will no doubt, litter the streets there for YEARS to come!  <~~~ Democrats war style, "If the Army ain't there, we ain't there"

TIGER WOODS JUST JUMPED A FN 12 FT FENCE TO GET AT SOME P***Y AT A ZOO IN FLORIDA ... WHAT??????????????  <~~~ Wait wait ... Ahhhhh F!!! ... They're talking about a "tiger" tiger!  Why couldn't they put that s*** in the Fn headline!!!!??  *Yawn*

Ummm ... apparently there are some broads at Ford ... and they actually do s*** ..................... Wow.  Shocking.  Thanks for that headline CNN!!!

Because of her recent familiarity with unanticipated flying s*** coming her way, Sandra Bullock marked the anniversary of Hurricane James Katrina!

There's a gator on the loose in Rhode Island .... apparently it's holding the entire Fn 12x12inch state at bay!!!  Somebody please get out a cell phone and call someone for them .... I don't think they even have cell phones there yet!  Poor Southern Canadiens!!!

Further highlighting their inability to DO ANYTHING WORTHWHILE ... (during our time of record level unemployment) ... the Grand Jury is still jocking Roger Clemens.  <~~~ "Hey F'heads ... get a clue ... NOBODY gives a F!!!"  .................... (well, except maybe some already retired pitchers)
WOOT!
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#28 | 1424 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

Tuesday is always better than monday because it means we are one day closer to the weekend :)
I am sickof being on the phone dealing with all these dr. offices and patients. I have been on hold for this nurse for over 22 min now! boo to her..guess it's a good thing this isn't life or death. Will be back everyone.....


keep it real........with yourself forget everyone else
#29 | 1424 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Day 1 of "regular" school and I'm already ready to start running through walls and pimp slappin mig-dits!  Apparently this Fn school is genius enough to have a "Technology Center" and a "Technology Building"  .... NOT .... colocated on the same campus!  Nope nope!  That would be intelligente.  So now I'm having to take 8 hours online and 7 hours 'lecture' ... which is fine by me, except I've got a YUCK-YUCK who thinks it's Fn impossible to let one student finish his course in less then a month .................................. IT'S A MFn 1301 course!!!!  Fn d-bag!!  So he's being dropped for a Prof who is willing, because I"M NOT taking a full semester of DUMDUM!!!   (Well, I am, but not THAT dumdum)

The good thing is the dumdum class was my 7am class ... so at least now I'll only be at the school from 10a to 6p on Tues & Thurs, instead of 7a-6p!!!!!

In other news:

Obama is too busy to "carry his birth certificate everywhere" <~~~ AKA ... "I'm not proving that s*** dogg!!!"

Naming a Hurricane after some redneck just might bite Sah-kah-lanna or Nah-kah-lonna in the keester!!!  Stay tuned for free John Deere s***!  Free like, "If it lands in my yard, It's MFn mines b****!!!"

US Mission In Iraq FINALLY near it's end  <~~~ Sort of.  If you don't count the ENDLESS Fn supply of US "Private Security Forces" and OGA quasi-soldiers who will no doubt, litter the streets there for YEARS to come!  <~~~ Democrats war style, "If the Army ain't there, we ain't there"

TIGER WOODS JUST JUMPED A FN 12 FT FENCE TO GET AT SOME P***Y AT A ZOO IN FLORIDA ... WHAT??????????????  <~~~ Wait wait ... Ahhhhh F!!! ... They're talking about a "tiger" tiger!  Why couldn't they put that s*** in the Fn headline!!!!??  *Yawn*

Ummm ... apparently there are some broads at Ford ... and they actually do s*** ..................... Wow.  Shocking.  Thanks for that headline CNN!!!

Because of her recent familiarity with unanticipated flying s*** coming her way, Sandra Bullock marked the anniversary of Hurricane James Katrina!

There's a gator on the loose in Rhode Island .... apparently it's holding the entire Fn 12x12inch state at bay!!!  Somebody please get out a cell phone and call someone for them .... I don't think they even have cell phones there yet!  Poor Southern Canadiens!!!

Further highlighting their inability to DO ANYTHING WORTHWHILE ... (during our time of record level unemployment) ... the Grand Jury is still jocking Roger Clemens.  <~~~ "Hey F'heads ... get a clue ... NOBODY gives a F!!!"  .................... (well, except maybe some already retired pitchers)
 



Hope school goes well. 
Mystery Science Theater...  
#30 | 1424 days ago

Hola Amigos y Amigas!!

Hope everyone is having a great Tuesday so far. Ash thanks for finally doing a DABS! So I downloaded this game on my phone that I am completely addicted to now. Its called Alchemy, anyone ever played? I have been playing since early this morning. 

I haven't had one customer since we opened at 9:00. Which means its going to be a long f'n day!! This song is so my life today....Long story!!

"Ironic"

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out 


 
Beaneaters...  
#31 | 1424 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Awwwww......Wiggles.....thanks for mentioning F'N Rhode Island. Makes me think of something that has been pissing me off lately.

Have I mentioned lately how pissed off I am that California didn't receive money for the feds "Race to the Top" (or is it Raise to the Top....really I can f'n care less .......bunch of bs if you ask me)  program--------------------which is a bunch of crap. Wait.....no, it's a brilliant way to make sure all of our schools are equally funded and all that stupid shiteola.......That is why only 10 states....yes 10 from our country of F'N 50 is getting this funding. F'N RIDICULOUS! Oh and 1 of those 10 just happens to be 12x12 F'N Rhode Island because we all know that Rhode Island schools need all the help they can get.

I hate everyone who has been a part of this. I also hate that no one (media) seems to care.

But boy, won't it be something watching the daughter of the former governor of Alaska on Dancing with the Stars? I simply can NOT  F'N wait.
Strawberrry Shortcake...  
#32 | 1424 days ago

Uh...OK....will do.
Strawberrry Shortcake...  
#33 | 1424 days ago

are the game pages still not clearing out of the topics you're following for you all?
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#34 | 1424 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
are the game pages still not clearing out of the topics you're following for you all?
YES!
Strawberrry Shortcake...  
#35 | 1424 days ago

kteacher wrote:
YES!
okay. thats annoying.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#36 | 1424 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

I'm on faniq skid row today, 30 qbucks to my name.  In real dollars, thats $.03.   Which way to the Q soup kitchen?


Other than being poor in Q world, today is a good day.  
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#37 | 1424 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
okay. thats annoying.
Yes.....I've had the game page from when the Dodgers played the Cubs (some time in July) on my feed for a while now.
Strawberrry Shortcake...  
#38 | 1424 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

4 Days, 4 Hours, 6 Minures and 10 seconds until kickoff...


and the Nebraska game still isn't on the sports bar page...
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#39 | 1424 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

huskerfan_ia wrote:
I'm on faniq skid row today, 30 qbucks to my name.  In real dollars, thats $.03.   Which way to the Q soup kitchen?


Other than being poor in Q world, today is a good day.  
 Just follow the Cubs fans. 
Mystery Science Theater...  
#40 | 1424 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
4 Days, 4 Hours, 6 Minures and 10 seconds until kickoff...


and the Nebraska game still isn't on the sports bar page...
that page is written in another language, isn't it?
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#41 | 1424 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
had to share this with y'all. i darn near wet em:

Tony Dungy On Meeting With Rex Ryan: 'That F*cking C**ks**ker Is A Good Sh!t'
August 28, 2010 | ISSUE 46•34
NEW YORK—After briefly speaking with Jets coach Rex Ryan about his excessive use of expletives during the HBO show Hard Knocks, NBC football analyst Tony Dungy admitted Monday that "the fat c**ks**ker is real f**king good s***." "We were yapping our d!cks off on the fu**ing telephone… I had a godd**ned great conversation with that lovable f**king ***h*le," said Dungy, adding that he and the "huge ***-muncher" hit it off right away. "That c**k-gobbling b*st*rd understood that none of this sh!t is f**king personal. We had an ***hole-to-***hole talk and now me and the big tw*t are tight as f**k." Dungy said he had apologized to "Lard D!ck" for being "such a little b!tch" about the godd**n swearing and accepted Ryan's offer to tour the Jets' ***hole.
#42 | 1424 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
had to share this with y'all. i darn near wet em:

Tony Dungy On Meeting With Rex Ryan: 'That F*cking C**ks**ker Is A Good Sh!t'
August 28, 2010 | ISSUE 46•34
NEW YORK—After briefly speaking with Jets coach Rex Ryan about his excessive use of expletives during the HBO show Hard Knocks, NBC football analyst Tony Dungy admitted Monday that "the fat c**ks**ker is real f**king good s***." "We were yapping our d!cks off on the fu**ing telephone… I had a godd**ned great conversation with that lovable f**king ***h*le," said Dungy, adding that he and the "huge ***-muncher" hit it off right away. "That c**k-gobbling b*st*rd understood that none of this sh!t is f**king personal. We had an ***hole-to-***hole talk and now me and the big tw*t are tight as f**k." Dungy said he had apologized to "Lard D!ck" for being "such a little b!tch" about the godd**n swearing and accepted Ryan's offer to tour the Jets' ***hole.
THANK YOU for that.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#43 | 1424 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
What's up Boners!!
Great come from behind win by the Rockies last night against the Giants.. On the road nonetheless..
No waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
I knooooooooooowwwww...

Other than that I don't have much.. but it's gonna be a good day
  Cuz, I did.  

Anyway ... good afternoon bitches.  I'm a little exhausted but TGIT (bump that Monday-Friday noise ... Wednesday and Sunday off is the way to roll).
So after my intense excitement over the return of pumpkin spice coffee at DD yesterday, I was dealt a crushing blow.  It seems as though there is only ONE location that actually has it at this point.  At two separate points today I asked (ok, forced ... whatever) two separate coworkers to make a Dunkin' run for me and each went to different locations (yeah, there are like 4 within a 3 mile radius of my job) and neither had my flavor du jour in stock.  One even had the gumption to give my friend a snotty, "it's August" (extra emPHASis on the month there ... what a douche).  So Grrrr to the umpteenth power at YOU, various franchised Dunkin' locations! 

Other than that, I'm looking forward to a fun and relaxing evening at my parents' house...     Sorry, almost got through that with a straight face.  
Also looking forward to an even better evening AFTER that.  No, this time I'm serious.  Really.  Promise.

And this has been stuck in my head all day and so here...

Sheryl Crow - Sweet Child o' Mine

He's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky

Now and then when i see his face
He takes me away to that special place
And if i stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

He's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain

His hair reminds me
Of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine
Mystery Science Theater...  
#44 | 1424 days ago

This is just great!

I come in here, droppin funnies like a freakin' doodoo machine, AND I CAN'T GET RESPECTS CUZ EVERYONE IS FREAKIN' BROKE OR DON'T WANNA PAY FOR MORE!!


Oh, by the Ever-Loving Horsehead effigy that is Sarah Jessica Parker...
Can someone tell me WTF is going on here??


You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#45 | 1424 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

DeeRigga wrote:
This is just great!

I come in here, droppin funnies like a freakin' doodoo machine, AND I CAN'T GET RESPECTS CUZ EVERYONE IS FREAKIN' BROKE OR DON'T WANNA PAY FOR MORE!!


Oh, by the Ever-Loving Horsehead effigy that is Sarah Jessica Parker...
Can someone tell me WTF is going on here??


The current administration is keeping the (q) economy down. 

So there isn't enough wealth to redistribute....  We're all feeling the pain dude.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#46 | 1424 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
This is just great!

I come in here, droppin funnies like a freakin' doodoo machine, AND I CAN'T GET RESPECTS CUZ EVERYONE IS FREAKIN' BROKE OR DON'T WANNA PAY FOR MORE!!


Oh, by the Ever-Loving Horsehead effigy that is Sarah Jessica Parker...
Can someone tell me WTF is going on here??


You just got one from me, #1.  On the strength of randomly mocking SJP and her equine features alone.  
Mystery Science Theater...  
#47 | 1424 days ago

so you f**kin caved?

 

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#48 | 1424 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
The current administration is keeping the (q) economy down. 

So there isn't enough wealth to redistribute....  We're all feeling the pain dude.
How in the...???

The current administration...?? 

Great Day In The Morning!!  Pretty soon we are all gonna have to line up for Q-cheeze and Q-Stamps!!
Who is running this administration??

... Nevermind...






You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#49 | 1424 days ago

damm i need sleep, hi all
It's Been Awhile...  
#50 | 1424 days ago

Dismay
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#51 | 1424 days ago

May I recommend:



If this keeps up, the Betty Ford Center will need to add a program to assist Fan IQ'ers with their Respect withdrawal symptoms.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#52 | 1424 days ago

You all better use those paid for respects by midnight.........................or they are gone...........never to be seen again.....despite words typed in another poll that says differently. Wait.....they do come back to tease you a bit first, then they go POOF again. ***kers!

I'm not buying no more. Just know you all are funny and respected in  my mind (well most of you).
Strawberrry Shortcake...  
#53 | 1424 days ago



I was the last to find out we were given a bigger allowance ... I'm thinking now I'm one of the last to find out our allowance has been turned into revolving credit? 

So, where the F do go to find out my FIQxperian, FIQUnion, and FIQotro Respect-to-Credit Ratios?????  And exactly who's running the IQ-RS, cuz I have a couple finger nails with new carvings on them?  <~~~ Hey it was cool for Li-Lo right???  (IF ANY OF YOU MAKE THAT HER NICKNAME, I SWEAR I"LL HAVE SOMEONE TRACK YOU DOWN AND WHACK YOU IN THE GROIN OR BOOB <~~~ Gender Dependant of course)

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#54 | 1424 days ago

rickdick wrote:
damm i need sleep, hi all
Nap?
And hi.
Mystery Science Theater...  
#55 | 1424 days ago

Marcus just logged in, everyone should send him rude fan actions and/or bets. I'm going to nap.
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#56 | 1424 days ago

Hola Qlanders

It's still effing Tuesday?? ef

Leftwich/ Dixon still up in the air, both looked like a@@!

Anybody seen Janet's new face?

Nas- If I Ruled the World, again not editing all that you don't know it Youtube!

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#57 | 1424 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Hola Qlanders

It's still effing Tuesday?? ef

Leftwich/ Dixon still up in the air, both looked like a@@!

Anybody seen Janet's new face?

Nas- If I Ruled the World, again not editing all that you don't know it Youtube!

hiiii Joe!
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#58 | 1424 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
hiiii Joe!
Hey Ash!!!
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#59 | 1424 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Hola Qlanders

It's still effing Tuesday?? ef

Leftwich/ Dixon still up in the air, both looked like a@@!

Anybody seen Janet's new face?

Nas- If I Ruled the World, again not editing all that you don't know it Youtube!

It wasn't funny enough to carry over Filter Errors.  Sorry.  Let it go, buttface.   
Mystery Science Theater...  
#60 | 1424 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
janet011685 wrote:
  Cuz, I did.  

Anyway ... good afternoon bitches.  I'm a little exhausted but TGIT (bump that Monday-Friday noise ... Wednesday and Sunday off is the way to roll).
So after my intense excitement over the return of pumpkin spice coffee at DD yesterday, I was dealt a crushing blow.  It seems as though there is only ONE location that actually has it at this point.  At two separate points today I asked (ok, forced ... whatever) two separate coworkers to make a Dunkin' run for me and each went to different locations (yeah, there are like 4 within a 3 mile radius of my job) and neither had my flavor du jour in stock.  One even had the gumption to give my friend a snotty, "it's August" (extra emPHASis on the month there ... what a douche).  So Grrrr to the umpteenth power at YOU, various franchised Dunkin' locations! 

Other than that, I'm looking forward to a fun and relaxing evening at my parents' house...     Sorry, almost got through that with a straight face.  
Also looking forward to an even better evening AFTER that.  No, this time I'm serious.  Really.  Promise.

And this has been stuck in my head all day and so here...

Sheryl Crow - Sweet Child o' Mine

He's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky

Now and then when i see his face
He takes me away to that special place
And if i stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

He's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain

His hair reminds me
Of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine
B****es!!!  ALL of em!!!

I used to get the same Fn tone when I'd go for my EggNogg lattes!  Except they also gave me that "You're Fn Tony RH*m* ... I Fn know it F'er"-look.  Guhhhhhhhhhhhh ...

I'd almost bust the Fn door off the hinges on my way out.  As if a MF'er can't enjoy some flavor, that may or may not be considered to be 'fruity', without being affiliated with Jessica Simpson!! 

F'ers!!!

Jitters in OS,CA was the s***!!  They had everything year-round.  Now I'm stuck down here in Northern Guatemala where "StarF**x" is the "THE BOMB" ... they've got "Bleh" and "Wicked Bleh" to choose from!  The joy!!!!

Commie F'ers!!!!

[End Rant]

Otherwise, how are you doin Miss Thang???   Wanna kick it hardcore-oldskool?

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#61 | 1424 days ago

This thread has inspired me to change the lyrics of a song.

U2-With or Without You Respects

See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you Respects


Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you Respects


With or without you Respects
With or without you Respects


Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And I'm waiting for you Respects


With or without you Respects
With or without you Respects
I can't live
With or without you Respects


And you give yourself Respects away
And you give yourself Respectsaway
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself Respects away


My hands are tied
My body bruised, she's got me with
Nothing to win and
Nothing left to lose


And you give yourself Respects away
And you give yourself Respects away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself Respects away


With or without you Respects
With or without you Respects
I can't live
With or without you Respects


With or without you Respects
With or without you Respects
I can't live
With or without you Respects
With or without you Respects
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#62 | 1424 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
It wasn't funny enough to carry over Filter Errors.  Sorry.  Let it go, buttface.   
maybe Q landers should vote on this?!?!?!?!
You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die...  
#63 | 1424 days ago

I RESPECT that.......what Kevin created.
Strawberrry Shortcake...  
#64 | 1424 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

In light of my vacation, which began about an hour ago....

The Go-Go's Vacation

Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home with nothing to do
Now that I'm away
I wish that I'd stay'
Tomorrow's a day of mine you won't be in

When you looked at me, I should've run
But I thought it was just for fun
I see, I was wrong
And I'm not so strong
I should've known all along that time would tell

A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you
And I still haven't gotten over you yet

Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, having to get away
Vacation, meant to be spent alone (repeat)

A week without you
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without you
And I still havent gotten over you yet

Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, having to get away
Vacation, meant to be spent alone (repeat twice)



Later, Vietnamese food or sushi.  Haven't decided yet. 


 

It's Been Awhile...  
#65 | 1424 days ago

Hey Q'Ville.
Beaneaters...  
#66 | 1423 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
B****es!!!  ALL of em!!!

I used to get the same Fn tone when I'd go for my EggNogg lattes!  Except they also gave me that "You're Fn Tony RH*m* ... I Fn know it F'er"-look.  Guhhhhhhhhhhhh ...

I'd almost bust the Fn door off the hinges on my way out.  As if a MF'er can't enjoy some flavor, that may or may not be considered to be 'fruity', without being affiliated with Jessica Simpson!! 

F'ers!!!

Jitters in OS,CA was the s***!!  They had everything year-round.  Now I'm stuck down here in Northern Guatemala where "StarF**x" is the "THE BOMB" ... they've got "Bleh" and "Wicked Bleh" to choose from!  The joy!!!!

Commie F'ers!!!!

[End Rant]

Otherwise, how are you doin Miss Thang???   Wanna kick it hardcore-oldskool?

Oh how I miss you when you're gone, McWiggle.

It's not a bad thing (you might hate my guts for it anyway), but you do look a little like Tony Romo.  

And I'm good, thanks.  You?  
Mystery Science Theater...  

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