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Jess's Daily Q - 9/16/10
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Question of the Day: When was the last time you fell down and hurt yourself?

| Closed on 09/17/10 at 11:00AM
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4%a. I fall down every day
12%b. Not since I was a kid
19%c. Not since last time I was drunk
62%d. Last time I fell down was relatively recently
4%e. I don't want to play

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#4 | 975 days ago

 A couple weeks ago, while "drunk at Monday" and chatting at the village. I got up and tripped over my cat and fell into my oven.
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#1 | 975 days ago

 Yesterday I took a spill - it made me mad and hurt like hell then (and I'm still sore) but now it's hysterical.
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#2 | 975 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

I fell up the stairs recently.  No alcohol involved, but a small childs toy was....   That toy is now in a landfill beginning its 10,000 year decay.
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#3 | 975 days ago

 Over the years, I've tried to master the art of dodging kids and rolling playground balls, and I've done rather well in front of the students. However, in my classroom, by myself, not so much. My last spill was while I was getting my room ready for the year. Tripped over my rolling cart thingie and landed on my knees about a centimeter away from banging my head on a desk. I still have a bit of a bruise left.
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#4 | 975 days ago

 A couple weeks ago, while "drunk at Monday" and chatting at the village. I got up and tripped over my cat and fell into my oven.
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#5 | 975 days ago
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 Last week going down my porch steps.  Skinned my hands and elbows. 
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#6 | 975 days ago

 I was about to go down a set of icy stairs outside... one step and I was along for the ride. It didn't hurt much and I was laughing right away.
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#7 | 975 days ago

 This Morning.. about 30 minutes ago.... Yeah, I am still sore..
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#8 | 975 days ago

I don't fall down. I will be walking and my ankle will just turn for no reason at all (this has been happening my whole life). It always hurts and happened a few years ago.

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#9 | 975 days ago

 Trying to do my best Fred Flintstone (yabb-dabba-doooo!) when I got off work last Thursday, after a little rain we got that afternoon it tragicaly turned into a Dick Van Dyke after I slipped in a slick spot on the sidewalk. Nothing hurt but the old ego...
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#10 | 975 days ago

 If I fall at this age I will not be able to get up. That's it, no more.
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#11 | 975 days ago
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Raven73 wrote:
If I fall at this age I will not be able to get up. That's it, no more.
 Well I'm always afraid of falling now and breaking a hip.   Hi stranger how are you? It's good to see you. 
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#12 | 975 days ago

 Playing street hockey a few weeks ago.  I went to check my buddy and he stopped on a dime(I thought he couldn't see me coming because I believed I was in his blind spot) and I went flying.  Scraped my knee up something fierce. 
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#13 | 975 days ago

 While in the front yard playing with the kids I stepped into a hole, which buckled my ankle. I fell backwards but, wasn't hurt during the fall. This happened last month, maybe the month before. 
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#14 | 975 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well I'm always afraid of falling now and breaking a hip.   Hi stranger how are you? It's good to see you. 
Thanks, good to be seen. :)
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#15 | 975 days ago

 Not since my last photo shoot!
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#16 | 975 days ago
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Raven73 wrote:
If I fall at this age I will not be able to get up. That's it, no more.
RHEDA!  How the heck have you been? 
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#17 | 975 days ago
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jswol54 wrote:
Playing street hockey a few weeks ago.  I went to check my buddy and he stopped on a dime(I thought he couldn't see me coming because I believed I was in his blind spot) and I went flying.  Scraped my knee up something fierce. 
 haha. 
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#18 | 975 days ago

 Last winter I fell on some ice when I was leaving work. It was pretty hilarious. But my ankle hurt for like a week and it kinda messed up my new black boots!!
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#19 | 975 days ago

 Raven73 wrote:
If I fall at this age I will not be able to get up. That's it, no more.
Hey Raven,  great to see you back.   Hope you have been well.

Last winter,  my brother had taken me to get groceries due to snow on the ground.  As i went to step up, a small step, to enter my home with my arms full, my foot left on the porch slipped in the snow and i went down on my knees.  My knees being bad my brother had to help me up.  It was hilarious.   lol  A few bruises but nothing serious.
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#20 | 975 days ago

 The last time was about 3 yrs ago,,,, recently snowed and I was rushing to get home and I slipped backwards right on my azz. it was so cartoon like,, my feet when up in the air and I fell straight backwards in a horizontal position.  Some youngsters rushed to ask me if I was alright, played it off like I was ok. As I brushed myself off and walked away I heard the whole street laughing at me
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#21 | 975 days ago

 I love making up a new cuss word every now and then...lol
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#22 | 975 days ago

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alainpeartree wrote:
The last time was about 3 yrs ago,,,, recently snowed and I was rushing to get home and I slipped backwards right on my azz. it was so cartoon like,, my feet when up in the air and I fell straight backwards in a horizontal position.  Some youngsters rushed to ask me if I was alright, played it off like I was ok. As I brushed myself off and walked away I heard the whole street laughing at me
haha
One of the funniest falls I've ever seen (maybe the funniest) was similar to that. My husband had just come back from Hawai'i and he was VERY sunburned. His back was itching, and the only thing that helped was water, so he spent a lot of time in the bathtub/shower. One day he got back from work and his back was driving him nuts, and he'd finally reached a breaking point so he was throwing a fit, and trying to get to the bathtub as soon as possible. In the meantime, he's storming toward the hall, cussing and disrobing as he went. His pants weren't cooperating, and he couldn't get his leg out of them...he kicked out, and I don't know if he forgot the other pant leg was still around his ankle or what, but as he kicked his right leg, he pulled his left leg right along with it and they both came out from under him. He landed flat on his back, knocked the wind out of himself. It was hysterical.
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#23 | 975 days ago

 huskerfan_ia wrote:
RHEDA!  How the heck have you been? 
*Hijack Alert* Good! Working, raising grandsons...still in Podunk. How are you?
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#24 | 975 days ago

 cuddles127017 wrote:
Hey Raven,  great to see you back.   Hope you have been well.

Last winter,  my brother had taken me to get groceries due to snow on the ground.  As i went to step up, a small step, to enter my home with my arms full, my foot left on the porch slipped in the snow and i went down on my knees.  My knees being bad my brother had to help me up.  It was hilarious.   lol  A few bruises but nothing serious.
Oh, dear Cuddles is here. All is right with the world. Glad you're OK. Wow, so many of us are laughing at our own falls...wait, we're pretty much laughing at everybody falling over.
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#25 | 975 days ago

 Two weeks ago I almost fall from the stairs, I was getting down and I had those jeans with the hem upside down, one of my highheels stucked in it and I tripped, I was almost at the end of the stairs, so I could hold myself from the newel post, I made a spin just like a professional pole dancer, still with my foot in the hem, one of my brothers was near, saw the whole action and ran to catch me up, he put me on the floor, because I couldn't release my foot, I got a bruise on my knee and I had to stand my brothers mocking me the rest of the day, that's what hurts the most
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#26 | 975 days ago
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Raven73 wrote:
*Hijack Alert* Good! Working, raising grandsons...still in Podunk. How are you?
I'm good, thanks! Glad to see you back here.
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#27 | 975 days ago
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Fall Down Drunk has a consistency about it.
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#28 | 975 days ago

 i dont fall down since i quit drinking but i smashed my thumb the other day.....
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#29 | 975 days ago

 Everyday when I make it home I fall into my Laz-Z-Boy.

Other than that just about 3 times a day at work, cause the morons I have to deal with can't master the concept of 3 feet of clearance on all side of their trash can. Effing idiots
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#30 | 975 days ago

 I don't remember the last time that I actually fell, Even though I spend a lot of time on ladders or walking on wires or steam pipes climbing on top of machines
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#31 | 975 days ago
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My falls are pretty textbook, even when I'm drunk. 

However, my gay friend Roger has an ex-wife who used to stalk follow us around at the gay bar trying to get money out of Roger for her next drink.  Which she had usually already had about 5 too many of.  Well, they had a patio with a fountain on it.  It was a particularly beautiful night.  The patio was crowded.  Roger's lover and I were drunk and happy, sitting on the patio waiting for Roger to bring us our drinks.  I was wearing a babydoll dress and a pair of boots, so I wasn't carrying my money around.  Roger had my cash and id in his pocket.  Here comes Amy.  Drunk.  Looking particularly evil.  Everything sunk into slow motion.  I saw her step up onto the base of the fountain and as she did, she slipped.  Right into the fountain.  She splashed everyone within a 10 foot radius of the fountain.  I wanted to laugh.  Bill wanted to laugh.  We knew, however, that things were about to get ugly.  Sister stood up, dripping wet, leaving a puddle in her wake and heading straight for us.  Tears welled up in her eyes.  She looked straight at me and Bill.  We looked back, astonishingly, quite composed.  She said, in her best crying fit, "Roger said you had some money to buy me another drink."  Bill and I just looked at each other.  Just then, Roger turned the corner, our drinks in hand.  He was horrified.  He quickly sucked down his drink, and brought Bill and me our drinks.  He then proceeded to help her find the people she came out with, who had left her to go to another bar around the corner.  I will be able to replay that memory in my mind just like a movie until the day I die.  We did get to laugh about it after she left.
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#32 | 975 days ago
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See answer..Last Sunday..LOL
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#33 | 975 days ago

 Kenne wrote:
A couple weeks ago, while "drunk at Monday" and chatting at the village. I got up and tripped over my cat and fell into my oven.
Man -- I'll bet that baked your butt
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#34 | 975 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Last week going down my porch steps.  Skinned my hands and elbows. 
Why were you walking on your hands and elbow?
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#35 | 975 days ago
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Last night lol i had heels on and was walking  on wooden planks and my heel  got caught in one of them , and fell  on my azz and now my right cheek i can't sit on OUCH
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#36 | 975 days ago

 walking in to infusion in march....at least i was at  the hospital..so they didnt have to take me far to ER
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#37 | 975 days ago

 I'm a clutz, so I trip or stumble frequently.  

The last one I remember was a few weeks back when I went out to a gay club with some friends, and when getting out of my car, my heel got caught (don't ask me how, I'm jinxed) on the lever under the seat that makes it adjust forward/back.  
Of course, graceful as ever, I compensated by thrusting my hands and other foot forward and looked like I was trying to teach the hand-hand-foot-foot cartwheel trick to a 5 year old.  Thankfully my gays came to the rescue to help steady me before I fell over.  No, not from lack of balance ... I took years of dance which has helped with that ... but from the uproarious laughter at myself that I couldn't control.  
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#38 | 975 days ago
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SickPuppy wrote:
Why were you walking on your hands and elbow?
 


you mean you don't? 
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#39 | 974 days ago

Last summer I was trying to show my 8 yr. old son some 'sick tricks' I used to do on his skateboard and bit it hard. I guess I'm not 15 anymore...

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#40 | 974 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 


you mean you don't? 
Only if I'm chasing some woman who is
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#41 | 974 days ago
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SickPuppy wrote:
Only if I'm chasing some woman who is
 Lmao. 
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