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My new client (and future ex) Janice (jmh321) would like to make some money.  I said i could get it for her.  There will be no prostitution.  She will attend parties, be eye candy, and hang out at games with you.  She will also model.  Minimum $100/ hr.  Tell me what you want you want to hire her for.
| Closed on 11/18/07 at 05:00PM
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50%a. She could do this...
50%b. She can do this...

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#73 | 2474 days ago

Mike0513 wrote:
mabe i'll just have sex with everyone in here, men included
It figures....a Packer fan would be a fudge packer.
She can do this...  
  
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#1 | 2475 days ago

Remember:  For entertainment purposes only.
#2 | 2475 days ago

I am definitely talented!

She could do this...  
#3 | 2475 days ago

I love you Janice but I'm not paying anybody $100 just to hang out with me....
She could do this...  
#4 | 2475 days ago

Aceraison wrote:
I love you Janice but I'm not paying anybody $100 just to hang out with me....
don't ruin my poll with such thoughts.  make me an offer. 
#5 | 2475 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

I think my girlfriend would get kinda pissed.
She could do this...  
#6 | 2475 days ago

Aceraison wrote:
I love you Janice but I'm not paying anybody $100 just to hang out with me....
She could do this...  
#7 | 2475 days ago

Aceraison wrote:
I love you Janice but I'm not paying anybody $100 just to hang out with me....
wouldn't that depend on whats hanging out?
She could do this...  
#8 | 2475 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
wouldn't that depend on whats hanging out?
perhaps!!
She could do this...  
#9 | 2475 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Are those Christmas lights? It's still October.
She can do this...  
#10 | 2475 days ago

Seth wrote:
Are those Christmas lights? It's still October.

white lights for mood lighting on my back patio

 

 

Should I be offended that is what you focused on?

She could do this...  
#11 | 2475 days ago

jmh321 wrote:

white lights for mood lighting on my back patio

 

 

Should I be offended that is what you focused on?

Of course not, (I'm not blind), I just tend to wonder about other things too. Must be the ADD kicking in again.

She can do this...  
#12 | 2475 days ago

whoa- I thought I saw you somewhere before.  I was cruising craigslist and almost called the number for your assistance
She can do this...  
#13 | 2475 days ago

jeremiahmeek wrote:
whoa- I thought I saw you somewhere before.  I was cruising craigslist and almost called the number for your assistance
Sorry, I am too classy for craigslist- wasn't me
She could do this...  
#14 | 2475 days ago

Seth, I will forgive you this once.....
She could do this...  
#15 | 2475 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Seth, I will forgive you this once.....
Wear something like you have on in your profile pic and you can come tailgate with us this weekend.
She could do this...  
#16 | 2475 days ago

Aceraison wrote:
Wear something like you have on in your profile pic and you can come tailgate with us this weekend.
I willl! Where are we tailgating?
She could do this...  
#17 | 2475 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
I think my girlfriend would get kinda pissed.
She could watch?
She could do this...  
#18 | 2475 days ago

Sunday at Longworth Hall in downtown Cincinnati.  I don't know if I can afford for you to be there the entire 6 hours that we'll be tailgating, though.
She could do this...  
#19 | 2475 days ago

Aceraison wrote:
Sunday at Longworth Hall in downtown Cincinnati.  I don't know if I can afford for you to be there the entire 6 hours that we'll be tailgating, though.
Just pay the airfare and food/ beer.....we can talk terms when I get there.....
She could do this...  
#20 | 2475 days ago

there's one booking.
#21 | 2475 days ago

Can we get her to come to Lincoln, so she can keep us entertained instead of having to watch this pathetic excuse of a football team?
She could do this...  
#22 | 2475 days ago

cubfanbudman wrote:
Can we get her to come to Lincoln, so she can keep us entertained instead of having to watch this pathetic excuse of a football team?
NE? Lincoln NE? Dave, can we talk about some warmer climates please?
She could do this...  
#23 | 2475 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
NE? Lincoln NE? Dave, can we talk about some warmer climates please?
It's supposed to be about 80 here tomorrow.
She could do this...  
#24 | 2475 days ago

cubfanbudman wrote:
It's supposed to be about 80 here tomorrow.
OK OK..... Plane ticket?
She could do this...  
#25 | 2475 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
OK OK..... Plane ticket?

um im from lincoln, l got plenty of places to stay, baby. so lincoln is always an option.  We should probably book now for the college world series also.

#26 | 2475 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

um im from lincoln, l got plenty of places to stay, baby. so lincoln is always an option.  We should probably book now for the college world series also.

Ok.... sounds like a plan!!!!
She could do this...  
#27 | 2475 days ago

Janice, you better watch out! You know who the top stalkers on the Q are! They might request your services, and you KNOW they would pay 100 bucks an hour........
#28 | 2475 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Janice, you better watch out! You know who the top stalkers on the Q are! They might request your services, and you KNOW they would pay 100 bucks an hour........
I have right to first refusal- it is in my contract!!!!!
She could do this...  
#29 | 2475 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Janice, you better watch out! You know who the top stalkers on the Q are! They might request your services, and you KNOW they would pay 100 bucks an hour........
maybe i should book you for protection and charge $175 an hour
#30 | 2475 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
maybe i should book you for protection and charge $175 an hour
Sounds like a plan to me!
#31 | 2475 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Sounds like a plan to me!
This is gonna be so MUCH fun!
She could do this...  
#32 | 2475 days ago

ok guys, i got two lovely ladies for traveling for events.  let me know.
#33 | 2475 days ago

I feel like I'm at the Grundy County Auction...... (That's from a country song...... And I've actually been to this auction in real life.....)
#34 | 2475 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
I feel like I'm at the Grundy County Auction...... (That's from a country song...... And I've actually been to this auction in real life.....)
"Hey pretty lady wont you give me a sign..."- damn I had a brain fart~!~~
She could do this...  
#35 | 2475 days ago

going once going twice im sold to the lady in the second row, etc.
#36 | 2475 days ago

(Edited by jmh321)
hskrdave wrote:
going once going twice im sold to the lady in the second row, etc.
She's an 8 she's a 9 she's a 10 I know- ruby red lips bonde hair blue eyes- Im about to kiss my heart good bye!!!!
She could do this...  
#37 | 2475 days ago

Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction Where I saw something I just had to have My mind told me I should proceed with caution But my heart said, "Go ahead an' make a bid on that!" An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice, I'm sold! On the lady in the second row She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud An' I guess I was really gettin' in it 'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd! An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice, I'm sold! On the lady in the long black dress Well she won my heart it was no contest With her ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes Well I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! Yeah, we found love on the auction block An' I hauled her heart away Now we still love to laugh about The way we met that day When I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice, I'm sold! On the lady in the second row She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know Shes's got ruby red lips, blond hair blue eyes An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!
#38 | 2475 days ago

Seth wrote:
Are those Christmas lights? It's still October.

I should have said:
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song.......

She could do this...  
#39 | 2475 days ago

i need to be auctioned off.  im sitting at home on friday reciting country songs. so sad.

 

altho not like i can go anywhere.

#40 | 2475 days ago

And the auctioneer's name is hskrdave!
#41 | 2475 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction Where I saw something I just had to have My mind told me I should proceed with caution But my heart said, "Go ahead an' make a bid on that!" An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice, I'm sold! On the lady in the second row She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud An' I guess I was really gettin' in it 'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd! An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice, I'm sold! On the lady in the long black dress Well she won my heart it was no contest With her ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes Well I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! Yeah, we found love on the auction block An' I hauled her heart away Now we still love to laugh about The way we met that day When I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice, I'm sold! On the lady in the second row She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know Shes's got ruby red lips, blond hair blue eyes An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!

I used to love this song...

She could do this...  
#42 | 2475 days ago

hskrdave = big pimpin, and yet i said no prostitution
#43 | 2475 days ago

will you continously scratch my back if i buy you for an hour?

#44 | 2475 days ago

Mike0513 wrote:

will you continously scratch my back if i buy you for an hour?

Is it hairy??????
She could do this...  
#45 | 2475 days ago

nope
#46 | 2475 days ago

Mike0513 wrote:
nope
Ok I can scratch his back for an hour
She could do this...  
#47 | 2475 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Ok I can scratch his back for an hour
You're gonna be rakin' in the dough Janice! :)
#48 | 2475 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
You're gonna be rakin' in the dough Janice! :)
don't you mean WE?
She could do this...  
#49 | 2475 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
don't you mean WE?
My services have yet to be requested..... Haha!
#50 | 2475 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
My services have yet to be requested..... Haha!
You go along for protection......
She could do this...  
#51 | 2474 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
You go along for protection......
K, so I automatically tag along to kick some @$$ if necessary..... Gotcha!
#52 | 2474 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
K, so I automatically tag along to kick some @$$ if necessary..... Gotcha!
So who is going to protect you from me?  Check out our FanMatch #.
She could do this...  
#53 | 2474 days ago

Aceraison wrote:
So who is going to protect you from me?  Check out our FanMatch #.
Hahahahaha! 69!
#54 | 2474 days ago

Aceraison wrote:
So who is going to protect you from me?  Check out our FanMatch #.
I guess we will have to cut him in on the action.....
She could do this...  
#55 | 2474 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
I guess we will have to cut him in on the action.....
I can make it worth your while.
<---------
She could do this...  
#56 | 2474 days ago

Aceraison wrote:
I can make it worth your while.
<---------
Look at that TONGUE!!!!!
She could do this...  
#57 | 2474 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Look at that TONGUE!!!!!
Look at those pants! Yowza!
#58 | 2474 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Look at those pants! Yowza!
hskrdave- we found u a new client!!!!
She could do this...  
#59 | 2474 days ago

good, now i can get some females to book with me.

 

should i name it hskrdave entertainment, or faniq entertainment?

#60 | 2474 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

good, now i can get some females to book with me.

 

should i name it hskrdave entertainment, or faniq entertainment?

Better stick with your name.  We don't want to get Ty in any trouble!
She could do this...  
#61 | 2474 days ago

welcome to hskrdave entertainment.
#62 | 2474 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
welcome to hskrdave entertainment.
Don't make me jealous- I am your premier client!
She could do this...  
#63 | 2474 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Don't make me jealous- I am your premier client!

why would you be jealous?  cos i sisnt name it after you?

#64 | 2474 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

why would you be jealous?  cos i sisnt name it after you?

I want you to spend all your time making money for me!!!!
She could do this...  
#65 | 2474 days ago

so far i am promoting you, yet not getting anything for me.  I hired security, you brought on the male act, what else do i need to do?
#66 | 2474 days ago

See comment # 6

 

I think I am promoting myself...... but hey 2/3 aint bad!

She could do this...  
#67 | 2474 days ago

Here's Murph....fashionably late....as always.
She can do this...  
#68 | 2474 days ago

Murph wrote:
Here's Murph....fashionably late....as always.
Murph..... You better not try to take advantage of Janice if/when you request her services..... I don't want to have to kick your @$$, but I will if I deem it necessary. I <3 you! ;-)
#69 | 2474 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Murph..... You better not try to take advantage of Janice if/when you request her services..... I don't want to have to kick your @$$, but I will if I deem it necessary. I <3 you! ;-)
exactly the protection you were hired for.
#70 | 2474 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Murph..... You better not try to take advantage of Janice if/when you request her services..... I don't want to have to kick your @$$, but I will if I deem it necessary. I <3 you! ;-)
Yes maam.....your welcome to kick my @$$ anytime you want. Maybe I will try to take advantage of Janice just to get to you.
She can do this...  
#71 | 2474 days ago

mabe i'll just have sex with everyone in here, men included
#72 | 2474 days ago

Mike0513 wrote:
mabe i'll just have sex with everyone in here, men included
rule #1 was no sex/prostitution.  sorry.
#73 | 2474 days ago

Mike0513 wrote:
mabe i'll just have sex with everyone in here, men included
It figures....a Packer fan would be a fudge packer.
She can do this...  
#74 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Yes maam.....your welcome to kick my @$$ anytime you want. Maybe I will try to take advantage of Janice just to get to you.
Can'ta advantage of the willing!!!!
She could do this...  
#75 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Can'ta advantage of the willing!!!!
I think we should charge Murph double..... ;-)
#76 | 2473 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
I think we should charge Murph double..... ;-)
Well, he would double our pleasure...... it is Murph after all!
She could do this...  
#77 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Well, he would double our pleasure...... it is Murph after all!
Yes both of you guys have season passes to the Murph amusment park. All rides for you ladies are for free.
She can do this...  
#78 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Yes both of you guys have season passes to the Murph amusment park. All rides for you ladies are for free.
What about travel? Will that be provided????? I don't want to waste my season pass!
#79 | 2473 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
What about travel? Will that be provided????? I don't want to waste my season pass!

I said "all" rides are free. Oh yeah....you bring your halloween costume with you.

She can do this...  
#80 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:

I said "all" rides are free. Oh yeah....you bring your halloween costume with you.

NICE! You think you can handle Lara Croft???
#81 | 2473 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
NICE! You think you can handle Lara Croft???

I think I will go as Manny Ramirez!!!!!

She could do this...  
#82 | 2473 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
NICE! You think you can handle Lara Croft???
Question is can Lara Croft handle me?
She can do this...  
#83 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Question is can Lara Croft handle me?
She can raid your tomb anytime!!!!!
She could do this...  
#84 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
She can raid your tomb anytime!!!!!
Well I'd rather raid her tomb if that's ok.
She can do this...  
#85 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Well I'd rather raid her tomb if that's ok.
Im not sure her husband would like that, but you can try.......
She could do this...  
#86 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Im not sure her husband would like that, but you can try.......
lol Well he doesn't have a pass to the amusment park anyway so nobody would know anything.
She can do this...  
#87 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol Well he doesn't have a pass to the amusment park anyway so nobody would know anything.
hey, do I have a pass? I was thinking she and I should go as the doublemint twins!!!!!
She could do this...  
#88 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
hey, do I have a pass? I was thinking she and I should go as the doublemint twins!!!!!
Of course, I said that earlier. I was only giving out 2 passes. You ladies are the lucky winners.
She can do this...  
#89 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Of course, I said that earlier. I was only giving out 2 passes. You ladies are the lucky winners.
YAH!!!!!! Murph Kingdom here I come!
She could do this...  
#90 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
YAH!!!!!! Murph Kingdom here I come!

(Hey reply to my message that I wrote you in your private message)

 

lol Here you what?? Ohhh your coming......to the amusment park. You will be welcomed with open arms & greeted & treated like a queen.

She can do this...  
#91 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Question is can Lara Croft handle me?
BRING IT ON!
#92 | 2473 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
BRING IT ON!
Whoa Miss petite.....your dealing with a linebacker here...
She can do this...  
#93 | 2473 days ago

#94 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Whoa Miss petite.....your dealing with a linebacker here...
But there are TWO of us!!!!
She could do this...  
#95 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
But there are TWO of us!!!!
Whatever you guys throw my way I can handle.....I'm warning you guys, the Murph can be addicting. Then I'll have to call that intervention show to ween you off of me.
She can do this...  
#96 | 2473 days ago

there we go lol
#97 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Whoa Miss petite.....your dealing with a linebacker here...
Do you really think that matters? I could take you! I'm 5'6, 115 lb. linebacker! (In flag football, of course...) I could kick your butt..... You know it's true! You'd probably like it come to think of it.
#98 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Whatever you guys throw my way I can handle.....I'm warning you guys, the Murph can be addicting. Then I'll have to call that intervention show to ween you off of me.
I have a feeling we will tire of you long before you TIRE of us!!!!
She could do this...  
#99 | 2473 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Do you really think that matters? I could take you! I'm 5'6, 115 lb. linebacker! (In flag football, of course...) I could kick your butt..... You know it's true! You'd probably like it come to think of it.

Now your thinking

 

But seriously I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. You may send me back crawling to mommy. In my own little fantasy world though I handle you & Janice. (Real life......you two probly dominate me)

She can do this...  
#100 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:

Now your thinking

 

But seriously I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. You may send me back crawling to mommy. In my own little fantasy world though I handle you & Janice. (Real life......you two probly dominate me)

See? You get it..... we dominate and you just grin and take it!
She could do this...  
#101 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
See? You get it..... we dominate and you just grin and take it!
Yes I do get it....you guys would of course need to prove that before I abandon my true thoughts & feelings (I dominate you two)
She can do this...  
#102 | 2473 days ago

Murph wrote:
Yes I do get it....you guys would of course need to prove that before I abandon my true thoughts & feelings (I dominate you two)
I think we like that fantasy too!
She could do this...  
#103 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
I think we like that fantasy too!
Oh well ok then, no arguments here. I'm open to fulfilling multiple fantasies.
She can do this...  
#104 | 2473 days ago

I wanna be popular!!!!!
She could do this...  
#105 | 2473 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
I wanna be popular!!!!!
I'm trying!!!!!
She can do this...  
#106 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
I'm trying!!!!!
LOl!!! what is your email address so I can send you that thing tomorrow?
She could do this...  
#107 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
LOl!!! what is your email address so I can send you that thing tomorrow?

Murph83@hotmail.com

 

You made my comp. run slow lol

She can do this...  
#108 | 2472 days ago

wow i sure missed alot today.
#109 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
wow i sure missed alot today.
lol yeah.....I'm getting dominated
She can do this...  
#110 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol yeah.....I'm getting dominated
as long as you're paying the $175 an hour, i guess.
#111 | 2472 days ago

So it is $275 total to hangout with Janice and Charlotte?
She can do this...  
#112 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
as long as you're paying the $175 an hour, i guess.
Charlotte's paying half for me....we already worked that out.
She can do this...  
#113 | 2472 days ago

Flousc wrote:
So it is $275 total to hangout with Janice and Charlotte?
Or you could pay $175 to have me kick your @$$.....  Take your pick...
#114 | 2472 days ago

You'd pay me $175 to hang out with you. LOSER!
She can do this...  
#115 | 2472 days ago

Flousc wrote:
So it is $275 total to hangout with Janice and Charlotte?
Actually, I started at $100/hr for Janice, then when I added Rocky Top as Security, I went to $175/hr, but seeing as your a great guy and all, yead $275/hour special for you.
#116 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
Actually, I started at $100/hr for Janice, then when I added Rocky Top as Security, I went to $175/hr, but seeing as your a great guy and all, yead $275/hour special for you.
Dave I have a coupon that I forgot to tell you about....
She can do this...  
#117 | 2472 days ago

See......

She can do this...  
#118 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
Actually, I started at $100/hr for Janice, then when I added Rocky Top as Security, I went to $175/hr, but seeing as your a great guy and all, yead $275/hour special for you.
So $175 total. That might be worth it, because technically I'd be hanging out with both of them. I might be the one needing protection then.....
She can do this...  
#119 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:

See......

im sorry, look at the rules, no sex/prostitution.
#120 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
im sorry, look at the rules, no sex/prostitution.
Nope....it just says no prostitution. The sex would be after my hour & she's off the clock.
She can do this...  
#121 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Nope....it just says no prostitution. The sex would be after my hour & she's off the clock.
then the coupon wouldnt work for me, you still have to pay.
#122 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
then the coupon wouldnt work for me, you still have to pay.
Damn you Dave!!!!! Hook a brotha up!
She can do this...  
#123 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Damn you Dave!!!!! Hook a brotha up!

she wants me to make her money.  i can't give away the first one.  I'll give you $125 an hour, basically my cut.  Effing gator fans and their tebow slurping.

#124 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

she wants me to make her money.  i can't give away the first one.  I'll give you $125 an hour, basically my cut.  Effing gator fans and their tebow slurping.

lol Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! Leave Tebow out of this.....
She can do this...  
#125 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! Leave Tebow out of this.....
why? calling tebow superman.  maybe if i added tebow to the mix, you'd pay me $500 an hour.  ponder that one murph.
#126 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
why? calling tebow superman.  maybe if i added tebow to the mix, you'd pay me $500 an hour.  ponder that one murph.
I call Tebow Superman because the media calls him that. Oh yeah I'm pondering, pondering, pondering......You add him & I'm there
She can do this...  
#127 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! Leave Tebow out of this.....
You guys are secret lovers.....  Everybody knows..............

But if you bring him along, count me OUT! 
#128 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
You guys are secret lovers.....  Everybody knows..............

But if you bring him along, count me OUT! 

Janice has security....why can't I?

She can do this...  
#129 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
I call Tebow Superman because the media calls him that. Oh yeah I'm pondering, pondering, pondering......You add him & I'm there
I havent heard national media call him superman, altho i might be missing it.  Is the gator gazette calling him superman?
#130 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
I havent heard national media call him superman, altho i might be missing it.  Is the gator gazette calling him superman?

CBS is all over Tebow's nuts like you wouldn't believe & so is ESPN.

 

Oh yeah & there is a rumor floating around that Tebow played Clark Kent in a high school play.

She can do this...  
#131 | 2472 days ago

i cant believe i am going to post this, but murph here you go, from ESPN's Page 2 AM Jump:

 

5 IS THERE A BETTER COLLEGE PLAYER THAN TIM TEBOW?

Tim Tebow continued to build his legend -- and Heisman campaign -- carrying Florida to a 45-37 win over then-No. 7 Kentucky. Tebow threw for 256 yards and four touchdowns, ran for another score, and had more rushing attempts than the rest of his teammates combined. Then, after the game, Tebow walked over to the cooler and turned Gatorade to Goldschlager.

#132 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

i cant believe i am going to post this, but murph here you go, from ESPN's Page 2 AM Jump:

 

5 IS THERE A BETTER COLLEGE PLAYER THAN TIM TEBOW?

Tim Tebow continued to build his legend -- and Heisman campaign -- carrying Florida to a 45-37 win over then-No. 7 Kentucky. Tebow threw for 256 yards and four touchdowns, ran for another score, and had more rushing attempts than the rest of his teammates combined. Then, after the game, Tebow walked over to the cooler and turned Gatorade to Goldschlager.

Now why can't you believe your posting that? Dave please just join the Tebow fanwagon, I'll save you a spot right next to Sam Keller.
She can do this...  
#133 | 2472 days ago

can she buy me booze
She can do this...  
#134 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Now why can't you believe your posting that? Dave please just join the Tebow fanwagon, I'll save you a spot right next to Sam Keller.

keller can go slurp if he wants to.

 

Theres a better chance of me having sex with you than joining the tebow (or gator for that matter) bandwagon.

#135 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

keller can go slurp if he wants to.

 

Theres a better chance of me having sex with you than joining the tebow (or gator for that matter) bandwagon.

I think I'm going to cry!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!
#136 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
I think I'm going to cry!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!
glad i could help you out.
#137 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
I think I'm going to cry!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!
No, I think I'm going to cry.
She can do this...  
#138 | 2472 days ago

Flousc wrote:
So $175 total. That might be worth it, because technically I'd be hanging out with both of them. I might be the one needing protection then.....
I always USE protection!!!!
She could do this...  
#139 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
I always USE protection!!!!
Goodmorning Janice......
She can do this...  
#140 | 2472 days ago

Morning..... how are you? check your email!!!!!
She could do this...  
#141 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Morning..... how are you? check your email!!!!!
I'm on it....
She can do this...  
#142 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
I'm on it....
Well?
She could do this...  
#143 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Well?
I sent you a private message....what I'm thinking cannot be said in public.
She can do this...  
#144 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
I sent you a private message....what I'm thinking cannot be said in public.

Baby's got back!!!!

She could do this...  
#145 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:

Baby's got back!!!!

That is a serious understatement. Your like the Lebron James of women.....I'm a witness.
She can do this...  
#146 | 2472 days ago

LMAO...... you are crazy! Did you see my new headline?
She could do this...  
#147 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
LMAO...... you are crazy! Did you see my new headline?
I did now....& thanks to your D-Bags...I mean D-Backs this series is possible.
She can do this...  
#148 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
I did now....& thanks to your D-Bags...I mean D-Backs this series is possible.
They are not DBAGS...... heyI am thinking of making a DFront tee shirt, as you suggested.
She could do this...  
#149 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
They are not DBAGS...... heyI am thinking of making a DFront tee shirt, as you suggested.
lol You know I'm joking. Maybe if you would have had your D-Fronts shirt on with your rally-cap during the series then the Rocks vs. Sox wouldn't be happening. lol Maybe it's all your fault!
She can do this...  
#150 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol You know I'm joking. Maybe if you would have had your D-Fronts shirt on with your rally-cap during the series then the Rocks vs. Sox wouldn't be happening. lol Maybe it's all your fault!
Yah, that's it!!!!! They needed ME!
She could do this...  
#151 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Yah, that's it!!!!! They needed ME!
There not the only ones......I mean yeah they did need you. Maybe next time...
She can do this...  
#152 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
There not the only ones......I mean yeah they did need you. Maybe next time...
Awwwww youre so sweet!
She could do this...  
#153 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Awwwww youre so sweet!
Well I am known as sexual chocolate around the way
She can do this...  
#154 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Well I am known as sexual chocolate around the way
Too bad, I am allergic to nuts!!!!!
She could do this...  
#155 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Too bad, I am allergic to nuts!!!!!
Were talking about peanuts right?
She can do this...  
#156 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Were talking about peanuts right?

LMAO.......  Yes.....

She could do this...  
#157 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:

LMAO.......  Yes.....

Ok well I know I'm nutty sometimes & I do come with a set of nuts but I'm sure we can work around that.
She can do this...  
#158 | 2472 days ago

Hey Dave!  I think Murph needs to be charged by the minute!
#159 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Hey Dave!  I think Murph needs to be charged by the minute!

yeah but he'd be done after 3 minutes

 

sorry murph, im sure these ladies would tease you out to 30 easy.

#160 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

yeah but he'd be done after 3 minutes

 

sorry murph, im sure these ladies would tease you out to 30 easy.

hmmmmmm....... do we still get the $175
She could do this...  
#161 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
hmmmmmm....... do we still get the $175
could be. maybe he recoups quickly.
#162 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
could be. maybe he recoups quickly.
I think we get the money, unless we don't last the hour, not visa versa
She could do this...  
#163 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
I think we get the money, unless we don't last the hour, not visa versa
they pay for the hour, they can do whatever they want (no sex/prostitution) so janice baby, you'll have to last.
#164 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Hey Dave!  I think Murph needs to be charged by the minute!
lol That's fine by me.....I'll only get charged for about 3-4 minutes messin around with you ladies.
She can do this...  
#165 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol That's fine by me.....I'll only get charged for about 3-4 minutes messin around with you ladies.
Believe me Murph, we can handle you................
#166 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Believe me Murph, we can handle you................
Ok southern bell....you haven't had anything till you messed with the northeast city slicker.
She can do this...  
#167 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Ok southern bell....you haven't had anything till you messed with the northeast city slicker.
I have- my ex husband was from MA and I was born in CT......
She could do this...  
#168 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
I have- my ex husband was from MA and I was born in CT......
lol Shhh....your not making the north east look good if he's your ex.
She can do this...  
#169 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Ok southern bell....you haven't had anything till you messed with the northeast city slicker.
I've tangled with some of the roughest and toughest.....  You really don't know what you're getting yourself into..............
#170 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol Shhh....your not making the north east look good if he's your ex.
I don't have to do anything- he makes himself look bad!!!!
She could do this...  
#171 | 2472 days ago

well, he looks bad because he is about 6feet under for the last 6 years!!!
She could do this...  
#172 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
I've tangled with some of the roughest and toughest.....  You really don't know what you're getting yourself into..............
That is not fair- Harden is not here to defend herself!!!!!
She could do this...  
#173 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
I've tangled with some of the roughest and toughest.....  You really don't know what you're getting yourself into..............
lol Please lady....I know what I'm doing. Your writing a check that your ass can't cash...
She can do this...  
#174 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
That is not fair- Harden is not here to defend herself!!!!!
I meant HIMSELF!!!!! OOPs
She could do this...  
#175 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
well, he looks bad because he is about 6feet under for the last 6 years!!!
Ummmmm......your all about tough love aren't you?
She can do this...  
#176 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Ummmmm......your all about tough love aren't you?
The rougher ummm tougher the better
She could do this...  
#177 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
The rougher ummm tougher the better
someday im going to break you in half, and enjoy every last minute of it.
#178 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
The rougher ummm tougher the better
Yes I do agree with you there. No need to blush, it's only natural.
She can do this...  
#179 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
someday im going to break you in half, and enjoy every last minute of it.

Then we can get a two-fer!

She could do this...  
#180 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:

Then we can get a two-fer!

yeah something like that.

 

or that threesome ive always wanted

#181 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

yeah something like that.

 

or that threesome ive always wanted

If you do what you say you are gonna do to me, it will be a threesome!
She could do this...  
#182 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
If you do what you say you are gonna do to me, it will be a threesome!
A threesome with only 2 people sounds like a crime.
She can do this...  
#183 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
If you do what you say you are gonna do to me, it will be a threesome!
see you caught onto that.
#184 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
A threesome with only 2 people sounds like a crime.

someday im going to break you in half, and enjoy every last minute of it.(- hskerdave)

I think that qualifies as a threesome-- allbeit sick---- it is still a threesome.....

 

Care to join us ( no pun intended)

She could do this...  
#185 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:

someday im going to break you in half, and enjoy every last minute of it.(- hskerdave)

I think that qualifies as a threesome-- allbeit sick---- it is still a threesome.....

 

Care to join us ( no pun intended)

Ha...only if I can bring a guest
She can do this...  
#186 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Ha...only if I can bring a guest
Rockytop is my invite...... sorry!
She could do this...  
#187 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Rockytop is my invite...... sorry!
Boooooooo!!!! Well I thought it was a threesome anyway? Doesn't you, me & dupree equal 3?
She can do this...  
#188 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Boooooooo!!!! Well I thought it was a threesome anyway? Doesn't you, me & dupree equal 3?
Last time I counted..... let me take my shoes off..
She could do this...  
#189 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Last time I counted..... let me take my shoes off..
Right, so in this case maybe it's cool if we invite the same person. I tell you one thing....we both have great taste.
She can do this...  
#190 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Right, so in this case maybe it's cool if we invite the same person. I tell you one thing....we both have great taste.
True, true....... then again, we are also quite discriminating! She is hot I must say!
She could do this...  
#191 | 2472 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
True, true....... then again, we are also quite discriminating! She is hot I must say!
Yes like beach sand hot 2 miles from the equator. Like I told her earlier though, her #1 quality would of course be her personality & the fact that she is very intellectual.
She can do this...  
#192 | 2472 days ago

somehow i  got left out of the after work sex. damn it damn it damn it.
#193 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
somehow i  got left out of the after work sex. damn it damn it damn it.
lol You can always have sloppy seconds...
She can do this...  
#194 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol You can always have sloppy seconds...
not after it has been tainted by gator cooties.
#195 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
not after it has been tainted by gator cooties.
lol...better than a musky husker
She can do this...  
#196 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol...better than a musky husker
id let the ladies figure that one out, but at least as a husker i have the correct equipment for the ladies, you slimy reptile.
#197 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
id let the ladies figure that one out, but at least as a husker i have the correct equipment for the ladies, you slimy reptile.
lol You have a corn....I can atleast make shoes for men & purses for women.
She can do this...  
#198 | 2472 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
not after it has been tainted by gator cooties.
Down here in Florida, we kill gators..... ::GASP!::
#199 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol You have a corn....I can atleast make shoes for men & purses for women.
yeah but then you couldnt do the job you want to do
#200 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Down here in Florida, we kill gators..... ::GASP!::
Not in the swamp you don't....I think you know that's true.
She can do this...  
#201 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Not in the swamp you don't....I think you know that's true.
They may not kill them, but we sure as heck eat them...... When we tailgate for UT/UF games we always have some deep fried gator..... *NOTE: When I say that we eat gator, it is not a reference to the performance of either football team during the games......
#202 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
They may not kill them, but we sure as heck eat them...... When we tailgate for UT/UF games we always have some deep fried gator..... *NOTE: When I say that we eat gator, it is not a reference to the performance of either football team during the games......
Taste like chicken huh? Well I eat chinese food before UT-UF games.....a.k.a smokey is gooooood!
She can do this...  
#203 | 2472 days ago

Murph wrote:
Taste like chicken huh? Well I eat chinese food before UT-UF games.....a.k.a smokey is gooooood!
Gator doesn't taste like chicken.... It's a bit more chewy and it's rather gamey..... We don't eat fake Gator when we tailgate. Chinese people don't eat dogs! We also have Davy Crockett..... He could easily blow your Gator brains out with his gun.....
#204 | 2472 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Gator doesn't taste like chicken.... It's a bit more chewy and it's rather gamey..... We don't eat fake Gator when we tailgate. Chinese people don't eat dogs! We also have Davy Crockett..... He could easily blow your Gator brains out with his gun.....
Jesus I'm sorry.....don't want my brains all over Gale Lemerand Dr.
She can do this...  
#205 | 2471 days ago

WOW that really disintergrated!!!

She could do this...  
#206 | 2471 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Gator doesn't taste like chicken.... It's a bit more chewy and it's rather gamey..... We don't eat fake Gator when we tailgate. Chinese people don't eat dogs! We also have Davy Crockett..... He could easily blow your Gator brains out with his gun.....
Florida: Where the un-ethicle treatment of the alligator species is A-Okay
#207 | 2471 days ago

Mike0513 wrote:
Florida: Where the un-ethicle treatment of the alligator species is A-Okay
and approved by the rest of the SEC.

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