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What's your redneck name? (Edited 10/23/07 02:14PM by Seth)

This site was just sent to me by a friend. The name it came up with for me made me laugh so I figured I would make a poll about it and see what others get. Here's the link: What's your redneck name?

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#13 | 2527 days ago

Betty-Sue Beaver

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#1 | 2527 days ago

Enus Cornhauler. That is Cornhauler and not Cornholer thankfully. I'm from Vermont and all but that would just be wrong.
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#2 | 2527 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

I tried it with my full name and the name I go by:

 

Dave = Billy-Joe Beaver

David = Cooter Beaver (I'm at a loss for words on this one)

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#3 | 2527 days ago

Enus Hoggreaser
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#4 | 2527 days ago

Um my name didnt change

 

j/k Cooter Jackson be me.

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#5 | 2527 days ago

Bo Otis, for me. Although I already have a redneck name.. my Nieces called me Bubba and it seems to have stuck. I have sisters that call me Brother and I guess they couldn't pronounce that so now it is Bubba. If that makes me a 'Redneck' then so be it.
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#6 | 2527 days ago

Hattie Jackson...
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#7 | 2527 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Buck Otis
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#8 | 2527 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Buck Otis
Butch Otis
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#9 | 2527 days ago

Duke Jackson
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#10 | 2527 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Hattie Jackson...

Well, I'll be!!  We're kin!!!  I'm Tammy-Lee Jackson!

 

If I use "Teresa" as first name instead of "Terri" I become Sue-Ellen.  I prefer Tammy-Lee.

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#11 | 2527 days ago

Bubba Otis
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#12 | 2527 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
Duke Jackson
I'm kin ta you too!!  Our family is the best in all of redneckdom.  Long live the Jackson family.
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#13 | 2527 days ago

Betty-Sue Beaver

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#14 | 2527 days ago
nymetsfan (+)

leanne pigpusher...lol
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#15 | 2527 days ago

TerikaHarifa wrote:
I'm kin ta you too!!  Our family is the best in all of redneckdom.  Long live the Jackson family.

Yup you guys will always have Michael, Janet, Jermaine, Tito, Latoya & the rest of the Jackson family.

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#16 | 2527 days ago

Murph wrote:

Yup you guys will always have Michael, Janet, Jermaine, Tito, Latoya & the rest of the Jackson family.

Our family reunions are the best ever!!
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#17 | 2527 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

Molly87 wrote:

Betty-Sue Beaver

We's got the same last name.  Does that mean you'se my wife or my sister...or both?
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#18 | 2527 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

(Edited by Pat)
kappafla211 wrote:
Butch Otis
HaHa...we're brothers....

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#19 | 2527 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
We's got the same last name.  Does that mean you'se my wife or my sister...or both?
and mom
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#20 | 2527 days ago

Molly87 wrote:
and mom
Hello, mom/sister/cousin, I'm Duke Beaver.
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#21 | 2527 days ago

Matthew - Cooter Cornhauler

 

Matt - Bubba Cornhauler

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#22 | 2527 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
We's got the same last name.  Does that mean you'se my wife or my sister...or both?

you are just kin, she calls you Uncle Daddy

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#23 | 2527 days ago

Hattie Beaver, my son's name is BUCK WILD!
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#24 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Hattie Beaver, my son's name is BUCK WILD!
That's how he was conceived....
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#25 | 2527 days ago

Murph wrote:
That's how he was conceived....
LOL....Im related to everyone on this site- I wonder if my sister is my aunt? Or is she my grandmother.........
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#26 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
LOL....Im related to everyone on this site- I wonder if my sister is my aunt? Or is she my grandmother.........
Maybe you can call her Aunt Grandma
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#27 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
LOL....Im related to everyone on this site- I wonder if my sister is my aunt? Or is she my grandmother.........

Just stay away from dad..he's mine!

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#28 | 2527 days ago

Molly87 wrote:

Just stay away from dad..he's mine!

Which one is he- Ma did not know which brother is actually pa!
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#29 | 2527 days ago

Jesus you guys are all screwed up....I don't have any family on here so I'm good I guess.
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#30 | 2527 days ago

Murph wrote:
Maybe you can call her Aunt Grandma
You know her too?
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#31 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
You know her too?
lol Not like you guys know her.
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#32 | 2527 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol Not like you guys know her.
We's knows evrybotie in these here parts!!!!
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#33 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
We's knows evrybotie in these here parts!!!!
Ha.....I must be from the other side of town. Hey atleast I can....have relations with the women here legally.
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#34 | 2527 days ago

I’m My Own Grandpa,

Many, many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be;
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.

This made my Dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
And now my daughter was my mother ‘cause she was my father’s wife;
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my Uncle, though it made me very sad…
For if he were my Uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter, who was of course my step-mother.

Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter’s son;
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, nearly drives me wild!
Because now I have become the strangest case you ever saw -
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

I’m my own grandpa,
I’m my own grandpa,
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so, but
I’m my own grandpa.



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#35 | 2527 days ago

Murph wrote:
Ha.....I must be from the other side of town. Hey atleast I can....have relations with the women here legally.

It's legal- who's gonna call the cops, my brother?

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#36 | 2527 days ago

Mama Cornhauler
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#37 | 2527 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
I’m My Own Grandpa,

Many, many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be;
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.

This made my Dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
And now my daughter was my mother ‘cause she was my father’s wife;
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my Uncle, though it made me very sad…
For if he were my Uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter, who was of course my step-mother.

Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter’s son;
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, nearly drives me wild!
Because now I have become the strangest case you ever saw -
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

I’m my own grandpa,
I’m my own grandpa,
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so, but
I’m my own grandpa.



OMG my nephew is a poet!!!!!
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#38 | 2527 days ago

KerrieL wrote:
Mama Cornhauler
Oh my God... Mom?!?! I've been looking for you since you left me at the Grand Canyon that day...
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#39 | 2527 days ago

TheChad81578 wrote:
Oh my God... Mom?!?! I've been looking for you since you left me at the Grand Canyon that day...
That's not your mom, that is your sister!
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#40 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
That's not your mom, that is your sister!
No she's his mother's sisters, cousins, uncle's, nephew's, brother's, daughter's, niece. I think...
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#41 | 2527 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Pat wrote:
Hello, mom/sister/cousin, I'm Duke Beaver.
Thanks for that edit by the way on that pic......The only way I can post a pic from work is to copy it, so it all the stupid link information shows as well. My right clicking ability is disabled.
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#42 | 2527 days ago

Murph wrote:
No she's his mother's sisters, cousins, uncle's, nephew's, brother's, daughter's, niece. I think...
Well she is my neice/grandaughter!
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#43 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Well she is my neice/grandaughter!

lol You Beavers are all messed up...

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#44 | 2527 days ago

Beavers have a way of doing that!!!
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#45 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Beavers have a way of doing that!!!
Whoa....I don't mess with messed up Beavers but I'll take a risk with you Janice.
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#46 | 2527 days ago

Butch Hoggreaser
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#47 | 2527 days ago

Murph wrote:
Whoa....I don't mess with messed up Beavers but I'll take a risk with you Janice.
ok... we can talk terms later
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#48 | 2527 days ago

Beware of the Angry Beavers...

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#49 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
ok... we can talk terms later
I thought that was a different poll...
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#50 | 2527 days ago

I am Clitus Tucker.
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#51 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
That's not your mom, that is your sister!
Dang. The search continues...
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#52 | 2527 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

IlliniBob72 wrote:
I am Clitus Tucker.
Clitus????? or was that supposed to be Cleatus?
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#53 | 2527 days ago
Lyndah (+)

Leanne Cornhauler
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#54 | 2527 days ago

Lyndah wrote:
Leanne Cornhauler
That is a hot name...... you must be the redneck beauty queen!
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#55 | 2527 days ago

TerikaHarifa wrote:
Our family reunions are the best ever!!
Yeah, everyone always has fun when we play hide Michael's nose. Except Michael.
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#56 | 2527 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Clitus????? or was that supposed to be Cleatus?
LOL That was what I thought too, but no, it was "Clitus". Maybe my middle name would be Vulva.
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#57 | 2527 days ago

IlliniBob72 wrote:
LOL That was what I thought too, but no, it was "Clitus". Maybe my middle name would be Vulva.
You must be related to the beavers!
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#58 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
You must be related to the beavers!
They are the uppity branch of our family tree.
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#59 | 2527 days ago
Lyndah (+)

jmh321 wrote:
That is a hot name...... you must be the redneck beauty queen!
Thanks Janice! You're very sweet
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#60 | 2527 days ago

"cooter beaver"  hmmm.....  Cooter as a dude's name -- I just don't associate that as a guy, but maybe something that a guy looks for
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#61 | 2527 days ago

IlliniBob72 wrote:
They are the uppity branch of our family tree.
Yah- we drink our moonshine from a glass!
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#62 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Yah- we drink our moonshine from a glass!
Silly Beaver...  Don't y'all no you drank moonshine out of a Mason Jar?
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#63 | 2527 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Silly Beaver...  Don't y'all no you drank moonshine out of a Mason Jar?
Not if your from the snooty side!!!!
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#64 | 2527 days ago

Jim-Bob Hoggreaser
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#65 | 2527 days ago

Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me...  Didn't no you wus so high-falutin'...
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#66 | 2527 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me...  Didn't no you wus so high-falutin'...
I didnt know til IllBob told me either!
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#67 | 2527 days ago

Indydave wrote:
"cooter beaver"  hmmm.....  Cooter as a dude's name -- I just don't associate that as a guy, but maybe something that a guy looks for

Cooter Davenport from The Dukes Of Hazzard was a dude...

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#68 | 2527 days ago
McNabbNumbaOne (+)

cooter houston!
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#69 | 2527 days ago

TheChad81578 wrote:
Oh my God... Mom?!?! I've been looking for you since you left me at the Grand Canyon that day...

I'm not your MAMA! Keep looking!

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#70 | 2527 days ago

TheChad81578 wrote:

Cooter Davenport from The Dukes Of Hazzard was a dude...

lol  He was a Cooter before a cooter was a cooter, I guess!
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#71 | 2527 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

(Edited by Anthonyg7575)
Does anyone know what a cooterhootch is?
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#72 | 2527 days ago

Molly87 wrote:

Betty-Sue Beaver

Well hel-lo Betty Sue!
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#73 | 2527 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Does anyone know what a cooterhootch is?

No but I know what a hoochie's cooter is....

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#74 | 2527 days ago

I'm Bo Cornhauler.  And Bo knows....
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#75 | 2527 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

YankeeDudeL wrote:
I'm Bo Cornhauler.  And Bo knows....
What? Cornhole?
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#76 | 2527 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
What? Cornhole?

Yanno, u sure got a purdy mouth.....

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#77 | 2527 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Thanks for that edit by the way on that pic......The only way I can post a pic from work is to copy it, so it all the stupid link information shows as well. My right clicking ability is disabled.
I do what I can.
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#78 | 2527 days ago

Pat wrote:
I do what I can.
Then can you change yours?
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#79 | 2527 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Enus Hoggreaser
Yup....Jim-Bob Hoggreaser
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#80 | 2527 days ago

(Edited by Yossarian)

Christopher- Enus Beaver

Chris- Cooter Beaver          Did the same with me? 

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#81 | 2527 days ago

Bubba Tucker.....now that's Redneck!
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#82 | 2527 days ago

Clitus Houston.  Should I shorten the first name?
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#83 | 2527 days ago

Sue-Ann Pigpusher
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#84 | 2527 days ago
Kerri (+)

Sue-Ann Tucker... whew
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#85 | 2527 days ago

Bubba Jackson
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#86 | 2527 days ago

I don't want to know.
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#87 | 2527 days ago

Butch Tucker & my son is Clitus Tucker
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#88 | 2527 days ago

Leanne Pigpusher = Freakin Awesome
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#89 | 2527 days ago

towsongirl12 wrote:
Leanne Pigpusher = Freakin Awesome
Another freaken beauty queen!
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#90 | 2527 days ago

I am so glad you did this poll= it is like old home week for the Beaver clan!!!
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#91 | 2527 days ago
EdSpeshel (+)

Add one more to the Pigpusher clan... Butch Pigpusher, and don't you forget it!
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#92 | 2527 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

Yossarian wrote:

Christopher- Enus Beaver

Chris- Cooter Beaver          Did the same with me? 

I don't know if FanIQ is big enough for 2 Cooter Beavers.
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#93 | 2527 days ago
EdSpeshel (+)

sports_schmorts wrote:
Hattie Jackson...
We're not related... our marriage is null and void.
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#94 | 2527 days ago
EdSpeshel (+)

PeacefulDave wrote:
I don't know if FanIQ is big enough for 2 Cooter Beavers.
You can never have to many Cooter-Beavers.
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#95 | 2527 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
I don't know if FanIQ is big enough for 2 Cooter Beavers.
You can just call me Enus!
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#96 | 2527 days ago

Yossarian wrote:
You can just call me Enus!

ENUS or ANUS?  

( Sorry I could not help myself!!!!)

 

You are not an A$$$ Chris- it was just too easy, I had to!

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#97 | 2527 days ago

jmh321 wrote:

ENUS or ANUS?  

( Sorry I could not help myself!!!!)

 

You are not an A$$$ Chris- it was just too easy, I had to!

I guess he did set his self up for that one.
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#98 | 2526 days ago

Clint Hoggreaser I think it sounds like a Vol's QB name huh....
#99 | 2526 days ago

Jim-Bob Tucker
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#100 | 2526 days ago

Clitus Otis
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#101 | 2526 days ago
Frosto (+)

Clint Beaver

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#102 | 2526 days ago

lance uppercut aka rock strongbow
#103 | 2526 days ago

jmh321 wrote:

ENUS or ANUS?  

( Sorry I could not help myself!!!!)

 

You are not an A$$$ Chris- it was just too easy, I had to!

It wouldn't be the first time someone called me an Anus! LOL!
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#104 | 2526 days ago

Bobbie-Sue Tucker.

Yuck
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#105 | 2526 days ago

ChicaQueso wrote:
Bobbie-Sue Tucker.

Yuck

Well you could legally change it to BSS.

 

Bobbie-Sue Sucker.

 

That sounds better to me. But hey my mind is always in the gutter so my opinion doesn't count.

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#106 | 2526 days ago
Ali (+)

Bobby-Sue Otis
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#107 | 2526 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

TheChad81578 wrote:
Oh my God... Mom?!?! I've been looking for you since you left me at the Grand Canyon that day...

atleast she left you at tourist attraction.

 

she left me, Butch Cornhauler (your brother/cousin/uncle) outside the Gas N' Sip in Jackson Mississippi.

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#108 | 2526 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

TardyTurtle wrote:

atleast she left you at tourist attraction.

 

she left me, Butch Cornhauler (your brother/cousin/uncle) outside the Gas N' Sip in Jackson Mississippi.

She just left you in the same place you were conceived.
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#109 | 2526 days ago

(Edited by jmh321)
PeacefulDave wrote:
She just left you in the same place you were conceived.

You're jest jelous........ did you just find out your momma was having sex with someone other than you?????

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#110 | 2526 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

jmh321 wrote:

You're jest jelous........ did you just find out your momma was having sex with someone other than you?????

I'm not even sure which one of my wives is my Momma.
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#111 | 2526 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
I'm not even sure which one of my wives is my Momma.

My brother and I were making out and we saw your mom and uncle there:Terry the 69 year old woman.jpg

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#112 | 2526 days ago

jeremiahmeek wrote:
Butch Tucker & my son is Clitus Tucker
Uh oh...this is awkward. If you look above in the thread, you'll see my name is Clitus Tucker...Dad???
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#113 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:

You're jest jelous........ did you just find out your momma was having sex with someone other than you?????

thats not why he is jealous....he is jealous cause our momma told him the Gas N' Sip was their "special" place.
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#114 | 2525 days ago

(Edited by TerikaHarifa)
jeremiahmeek wrote:
Butch Tucker & my son is Clitus Tucker
Well, at least y'all got the same last name or you'd pobably be talking to the boy's mother right about now.
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#115 | 2525 days ago

jim-bob beaver
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TardyTurtle wrote:
thats not why he is jealous....he is jealous cause our momma told him the Gas N' Sip was their "special" place.
That is what she told me too!
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#117 | 2525 days ago

Yossarian wrote:
It wouldn't be the first time someone called me an Anus! LOL!
OMG I must be a redneck- We ARE related !!!!!
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#118 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:
That is what she told me too!

wait....your telling me my momma likes other mommas? 

 

if that is the case, since we are all kin....you must be a relative of mine too.....welcome to the family sister/aunt/niece/grandma etc etc

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#119 | 2525 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:

wait....your telling me my momma likes other mommas? 

 

if that is the case, since we are all kin....you must be a relative of mine too.....welcome to the family sister/aunt/niece/grandma etc etc

she said I was your neice..... wanna go to the gas and sip?
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#120 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:
she said I was your neice..... wanna go to the gas and sip?
only a niece?  i save the Gas N' Sip for my aunts and grandmas.  my nieces and sisters get taken to the Walmart parking lot.
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#121 | 2525 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:
only a niece?  i save the Gas N' Sip for my aunts and grandmas.  my nieces and sisters get taken to the Walmart parking lot.

That's WAL-MARTS........ and what is the difference between aunt and neice, if we check a little further down the line, we might even brother/sister!

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#122 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:

That's WAL-MARTS........ and what is the difference between aunt and neice, if we check a little further down the line, we might even brother/sister!

well the older ladies get taken to the high class joint (i.e. The Gas N' Sip).   the younger folks have not yet paid those dues.  now the brother/sister combo.....hmmmm.....that might require a new place all together....i am thinking something like behind the IHOP or Waffle House.
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#123 | 2525 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:
well the older ladies get taken to the high class joint (i.e. The Gas N' Sip).   the younger folks have not yet paid those dues.  now the brother/sister combo.....hmmmm.....that might require a new place all together....i am thinking something like behind the IHOP or Waffle House.
Waffle house- they have better hashbrowns!!!!
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#124 | 2525 days ago
Ali (+)

TardyTurtle wrote:
well the older ladies get taken to the high class joint (i.e. The Gas N' Sip).   the younger folks have not yet paid those dues.  now the brother/sister combo.....hmmmm.....that might require a new place all together....i am thinking something like behind the IHOP or Waffle House.

Tardy, you must be a high class red neck...I mean around these parts, you take it where you can get it....

 

 

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#125 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Waffle House it is.
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#126 | 2525 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:
Waffle House it is.
Scattered, Covered, Smothered, and Peppered...
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#127 | 2525 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Scattered, Covered, Smothered, and Peppered...
keep out the chunks and we are ll set!!!!
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#128 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Ali wrote:

Tardy, you must be a high class red neck...I mean around these parts, you take it where you can get it....

 

 

wow.....take it where you can get it, huh?  too bad that van of yours is now crushed....that rules out one less place.

 

and i do like to consider myself a high class redneck.

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#129 | 2525 days ago
Ali (+)

TardyTurtle wrote:

wow.....take it where you can get it, huh?  too bad that van of yours is now crushed....that rules out one less place.

 

and i do like to consider myself a high class redneck.

I wasnt necssarily refering to myself in that "take it where you can get it..."  But if you are offering... 

 

Yeah, I will miss my van, gonna miss its parking place...down by the river...its gonna be hard fitting all the kids in the Chevy Nova to sleep in...

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#130 | 2525 days ago

Ali wrote:

I wasnt necssarily refering to myself in that "take it where you can get it..."  But if you are offering... 

 

Yeah, I will miss my van, gonna miss its parking place...down by the river...its gonna be hard fitting all the kids in the Chevy Nova to sleep in...

LMAO
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#131 | 2525 days ago

Daddy, we gotta live in the nova again? But the roof leaks!
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#132 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Ali wrote:

I wasnt necssarily refering to myself in that "take it where you can get it..."  But if you are offering... 

 

Yeah, I will miss my van, gonna miss its parking place...down by the river...its gonna be hard fitting all the kids in the Chevy Nova to sleep in...

lets consider it an offer that is on the table....

 

 

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#133 | 2525 days ago
Ali (+)

TardyTurtle wrote:

lets consider it an offer that is on the table....

 

 

You have a table???  You are high class....
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#134 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Ali wrote:
You have a table???  You are high class....
actually...i was referring to the table at the Waffle House.....
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#135 | 2525 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:
actually...i was referring to the table at the Waffle House.....
now that's kinky!
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#136 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:
now that's kinky!
i figure you got the syrup and sugar right there....why go some place else.
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#137 | 2525 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
now that's kinky!
Janice, Are you still at it?  You're like the Energizer Bunny...  You just keep going, and going...  (Not a bad thing...)
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#138 | 2525 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Janice, Are you still at it?  You're like the Energizer Bunny...  You just keep going, and going...  (Not a bad thing...)

caught me...... guilty as charged!

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#139 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

CUTiger92 wrote:
Janice, Are you still at it?  You're like the Energizer Bunny...  You just keep going, and going...  (Not a bad thing...)

side note on the energizer bunny...my son told me this joke...

 

did you hear the energizer bunny got arrested?  he was charged with battery.

 

we will now return you to your regularly scheduled smut.

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#140 | 2525 days ago
Ali (+)

(Edited by Ali)
TardyTurtle wrote:
i figure you got the syrup and sugar right there....why go some place else.
Now I am hungry...
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#141 | 2525 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Ali wrote:
Now I am hungry...
yeah...that usually happens afterwards....but i believe that is a poll someplace else....
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#142 | 2525 days ago

Cooter Tucker!!!
#143 | 2525 days ago

ISUMatt wrote:
Cooter Tucker!!!
Tucker?! We must be brothers!
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#144 | 2524 days ago

Cooter Houston= Troy McAdam
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#145 | 2500 days ago

Clitus Pigpusher
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#146 | 2459 days ago

cooter beaver. it sounds kinda dirty.
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#147 | 2459 days ago

W/Joe, Bubba Pigpusher; w/Joseph, Buck Pigpusher
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#148 | 2459 days ago

Buck Hoggreaser
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#149 | 2458 days ago
JRE1969 (+)

Bo Beaver-NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#150 | 2458 days ago

Clitus Tucker

 

And I drink Franklin county shine!!!!!!

#151 | 2458 days ago

Ellie-Mae Beaver

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#152 | 1149 days ago

Buck Tucker
#153 | 1149 days ago

Hattie Houston O.O
#154 | 1149 days ago

Bubba Houston 
#155 | 1149 days ago

Oh Kurt, why do you do this?  


PS - I'm Hattie Beaver.  
#156 | 1149 days ago
AngelicRoxie99 (+)

Dixie Pigpusher
#157 | 1149 days ago

 Billie-Rae Pigpusher  
#158 | 1149 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Oh Kurt, why do you do this?  


PS - I'm Hattie Beaver.  
I'm Dwayne Beaver! Are we family?
#159 | 1149 days ago
18packabs (+)

Bubba Joe

#160 | 1149 days ago



I'm  Jim-Bob Tucker ! 
#161 | 1149 days ago

Jim-Bob Jackson!
#162 | 1149 days ago

I think Bart says enough.
#163 | 1149 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Joe_L wrote:
Jim-Bob Jackson!
 What the hell Joe, you were bored again weren't you. 
#164 | 1148 days ago

Larlene Tucker

Tianna was a baby when this poll started!
#165 | 1148 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Larlene Tucker

Tianna was a baby when this poll started!
Was not!  I was 12 or 13, and thats right around when I joined this site!  I very well could have been around when this poll was originaly made!  hmmmpf! 
#166 | 1148 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
Was not!  I was 12 or 13, and thats right around when I joined this site!  I very well could have been around when this poll was originaly made!  hmmmpf! 
lol I know, Tianna. It's just a lot of old polls are being resurrected lately
#167 | 1148 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
lol I know, Tianna. It's just a lot of old polls are being resurrected lately
Yaah, I didnt notice this was old till you said that :P
#168 | 1148 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
Yaah, I didnt notice this was old till you said that :P
#169 | 1148 days ago

Jim-Bob Hoggreaser

I don't like they way it sounds 
#170 | 852 days ago

chi
#171 | 851 days ago

S K Y
#172 | 834 days ago

It's clobbering time for the Sky
#173 | 833 days ago

Storm Go For a Win... It's Been a while.

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