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What's your redneck name? (Edited 10/23/07 02:14PM by Seth)

This site was just sent to me by a friend. The name it came up with for me made me laugh so I figured I would make a poll about it and see what others get. Here's the link: What's your redneck name?

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#13 | 2556 days ago

Betty-Sue Beaver

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#1 | 2556 days ago

Enus Cornhauler. That is Cornhauler and not Cornholer thankfully. I'm from Vermont and all but that would just be wrong.
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#2 | 2556 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

I tried it with my full name and the name I go by:

 

Dave = Billy-Joe Beaver

David = Cooter Beaver (I'm at a loss for words on this one)

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#3 | 2556 days ago

Enus Hoggreaser
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#4 | 2556 days ago

Um my name didnt change

 

j/k Cooter Jackson be me.

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#5 | 2556 days ago

Bo Otis, for me. Although I already have a redneck name.. my Nieces called me Bubba and it seems to have stuck. I have sisters that call me Brother and I guess they couldn't pronounce that so now it is Bubba. If that makes me a 'Redneck' then so be it.
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#6 | 2556 days ago

Hattie Jackson...
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#7 | 2556 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Buck Otis
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#8 | 2556 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Buck Otis
Butch Otis
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#9 | 2556 days ago

Duke Jackson
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#10 | 2556 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Hattie Jackson...

Well, I'll be!!  We're kin!!!  I'm Tammy-Lee Jackson!

 

If I use "Teresa" as first name instead of "Terri" I become Sue-Ellen.  I prefer Tammy-Lee.

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#11 | 2556 days ago

Bubba Otis
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#12 | 2556 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
Duke Jackson
I'm kin ta you too!!  Our family is the best in all of redneckdom.  Long live the Jackson family.
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#13 | 2556 days ago

Betty-Sue Beaver

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#14 | 2556 days ago
nymetsfan (+)

leanne pigpusher...lol
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#15 | 2556 days ago

TerikaHarifa wrote:
I'm kin ta you too!!  Our family is the best in all of redneckdom.  Long live the Jackson family.

Yup you guys will always have Michael, Janet, Jermaine, Tito, Latoya & the rest of the Jackson family.

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#16 | 2556 days ago

Murph wrote:

Yup you guys will always have Michael, Janet, Jermaine, Tito, Latoya & the rest of the Jackson family.

Our family reunions are the best ever!!
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#17 | 2556 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

Molly87 wrote:

Betty-Sue Beaver

We's got the same last name.  Does that mean you'se my wife or my sister...or both?
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#18 | 2556 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

(Edited by Pat)
kappafla211 wrote:
Butch Otis
HaHa...we're brothers....

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#19 | 2556 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
We's got the same last name.  Does that mean you'se my wife or my sister...or both?
and mom
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#20 | 2556 days ago

Molly87 wrote:
and mom
Hello, mom/sister/cousin, I'm Duke Beaver.
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#21 | 2556 days ago

Matthew - Cooter Cornhauler

 

Matt - Bubba Cornhauler

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#22 | 2556 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
We's got the same last name.  Does that mean you'se my wife or my sister...or both?

you are just kin, she calls you Uncle Daddy

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#23 | 2556 days ago

Hattie Beaver, my son's name is BUCK WILD!
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#24 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Hattie Beaver, my son's name is BUCK WILD!
That's how he was conceived....
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#25 | 2556 days ago

Murph wrote:
That's how he was conceived....
LOL....Im related to everyone on this site- I wonder if my sister is my aunt? Or is she my grandmother.........
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#26 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
LOL....Im related to everyone on this site- I wonder if my sister is my aunt? Or is she my grandmother.........
Maybe you can call her Aunt Grandma
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#27 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
LOL....Im related to everyone on this site- I wonder if my sister is my aunt? Or is she my grandmother.........

Just stay away from dad..he's mine!

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#28 | 2556 days ago

Molly87 wrote:

Just stay away from dad..he's mine!

Which one is he- Ma did not know which brother is actually pa!
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#29 | 2556 days ago

Jesus you guys are all screwed up....I don't have any family on here so I'm good I guess.
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#30 | 2556 days ago

Murph wrote:
Maybe you can call her Aunt Grandma
You know her too?
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#31 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
You know her too?
lol Not like you guys know her.
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#32 | 2556 days ago

Murph wrote:
lol Not like you guys know her.
We's knows evrybotie in these here parts!!!!
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#33 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
We's knows evrybotie in these here parts!!!!
Ha.....I must be from the other side of town. Hey atleast I can....have relations with the women here legally.
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#34 | 2556 days ago

I’m My Own Grandpa,

Many, many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be;
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.

This made my Dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
And now my daughter was my mother ‘cause she was my father’s wife;
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my Uncle, though it made me very sad…
For if he were my Uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter, who was of course my step-mother.

Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter’s son;
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, nearly drives me wild!
Because now I have become the strangest case you ever saw -
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

I’m my own grandpa,
I’m my own grandpa,
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so, but
I’m my own grandpa.



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#35 | 2556 days ago

Murph wrote:
Ha.....I must be from the other side of town. Hey atleast I can....have relations with the women here legally.

It's legal- who's gonna call the cops, my brother?

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#36 | 2556 days ago

Mama Cornhauler
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#37 | 2556 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
I’m My Own Grandpa,

Many, many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be;
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.

This made my Dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
And now my daughter was my mother ‘cause she was my father’s wife;
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my Uncle, though it made me very sad…
For if he were my Uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter, who was of course my step-mother.

Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter’s son;
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, nearly drives me wild!
Because now I have become the strangest case you ever saw -
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

I’m my own grandpa,
I’m my own grandpa,
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so, but
I’m my own grandpa.



OMG my nephew is a poet!!!!!
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#38 | 2556 days ago

KerrieL wrote:
Mama Cornhauler
Oh my God... Mom?!?! I've been looking for you since you left me at the Grand Canyon that day...
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#39 | 2556 days ago

TheChad81578 wrote:
Oh my God... Mom?!?! I've been looking for you since you left me at the Grand Canyon that day...
That's not your mom, that is your sister!
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#40 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
That's not your mom, that is your sister!
No she's his mother's sisters, cousins, uncle's, nephew's, brother's, daughter's, niece. I think...
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#41 | 2556 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Pat wrote:
Hello, mom/sister/cousin, I'm Duke Beaver.
Thanks for that edit by the way on that pic......The only way I can post a pic from work is to copy it, so it all the stupid link information shows as well. My right clicking ability is disabled.
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#42 | 2556 days ago

Murph wrote:
No she's his mother's sisters, cousins, uncle's, nephew's, brother's, daughter's, niece. I think...
Well she is my neice/grandaughter!
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#43 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Well she is my neice/grandaughter!

lol You Beavers are all messed up...

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#44 | 2556 days ago

Beavers have a way of doing that!!!
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#45 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Beavers have a way of doing that!!!
Whoa....I don't mess with messed up Beavers but I'll take a risk with you Janice.
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#46 | 2556 days ago

Butch Hoggreaser
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#47 | 2556 days ago

Murph wrote:
Whoa....I don't mess with messed up Beavers but I'll take a risk with you Janice.
ok... we can talk terms later
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#48 | 2556 days ago

Beware of the Angry Beavers...

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#49 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
ok... we can talk terms later
I thought that was a different poll...
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#50 | 2556 days ago

I am Clitus Tucker.
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#51 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
That's not your mom, that is your sister!
Dang. The search continues...
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#52 | 2556 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

IlliniBob72 wrote:
I am Clitus Tucker.
Clitus????? or was that supposed to be Cleatus?
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#53 | 2556 days ago
Lyndah (+)

Leanne Cornhauler
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#54 | 2556 days ago

Lyndah wrote:
Leanne Cornhauler
That is a hot name...... you must be the redneck beauty queen!
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#55 | 2556 days ago

TerikaHarifa wrote:
Our family reunions are the best ever!!
Yeah, everyone always has fun when we play hide Michael's nose. Except Michael.
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#56 | 2556 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Clitus????? or was that supposed to be Cleatus?
LOL That was what I thought too, but no, it was "Clitus". Maybe my middle name would be Vulva.
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#57 | 2556 days ago

IlliniBob72 wrote:
LOL That was what I thought too, but no, it was "Clitus". Maybe my middle name would be Vulva.
You must be related to the beavers!
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#58 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
You must be related to the beavers!
They are the uppity branch of our family tree.
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#59 | 2556 days ago
Lyndah (+)

jmh321 wrote:
That is a hot name...... you must be the redneck beauty queen!
Thanks Janice! You're very sweet
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#60 | 2556 days ago

"cooter beaver"  hmmm.....  Cooter as a dude's name -- I just don't associate that as a guy, but maybe something that a guy looks for
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#61 | 2556 days ago

IlliniBob72 wrote:
They are the uppity branch of our family tree.
Yah- we drink our moonshine from a glass!
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#62 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
Yah- we drink our moonshine from a glass!
Silly Beaver...  Don't y'all no you drank moonshine out of a Mason Jar?
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#63 | 2556 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Silly Beaver...  Don't y'all no you drank moonshine out of a Mason Jar?
Not if your from the snooty side!!!!
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#64 | 2556 days ago

Jim-Bob Hoggreaser
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#65 | 2556 days ago

Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me...  Didn't no you wus so high-falutin'...
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#66 | 2556 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me...  Didn't no you wus so high-falutin'...
I didnt know til IllBob told me either!
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#67 | 2556 days ago

Indydave wrote:
"cooter beaver"  hmmm.....  Cooter as a dude's name -- I just don't associate that as a guy, but maybe something that a guy looks for

Cooter Davenport from The Dukes Of Hazzard was a dude...

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#68 | 2556 days ago
McNabbNumbaOne (+)

cooter houston!
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#69 | 2556 days ago

TheChad81578 wrote:
Oh my God... Mom?!?! I've been looking for you since you left me at the Grand Canyon that day...

I'm not your MAMA! Keep looking!

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#70 | 2556 days ago

TheChad81578 wrote:

Cooter Davenport from The Dukes Of Hazzard was a dude...

lol  He was a Cooter before a cooter was a cooter, I guess!
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#71 | 2556 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

(Edited by Anthonyg7575)
Does anyone know what a cooterhootch is?
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#72 | 2556 days ago

Molly87 wrote:

Betty-Sue Beaver

Well hel-lo Betty Sue!
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#73 | 2556 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Does anyone know what a cooterhootch is?

No but I know what a hoochie's cooter is....

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#74 | 2556 days ago

I'm Bo Cornhauler.  And Bo knows....
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#75 | 2556 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

YankeeDudeL wrote:
I'm Bo Cornhauler.  And Bo knows....
What? Cornhole?
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#76 | 2556 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
What? Cornhole?

Yanno, u sure got a purdy mouth.....

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#77 | 2556 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
Thanks for that edit by the way on that pic......The only way I can post a pic from work is to copy it, so it all the stupid link information shows as well. My right clicking ability is disabled.
I do what I can.
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#78 | 2556 days ago

Pat wrote:
I do what I can.
Then can you change yours?
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#79 | 2556 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Enus Hoggreaser
Yup....Jim-Bob Hoggreaser
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#80 | 2556 days ago

(Edited by Yossarian)

Christopher- Enus Beaver

Chris- Cooter Beaver          Did the same with me? 

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#81 | 2556 days ago

Bubba Tucker.....now that's Redneck!
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#82 | 2556 days ago

Clitus Houston.  Should I shorten the first name?
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#83 | 2556 days ago

Sue-Ann Pigpusher
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#84 | 2556 days ago
Kerri (+)

Sue-Ann Tucker... whew
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#85 | 2556 days ago

Bubba Jackson
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#86 | 2556 days ago

I don't want to know.
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#87 | 2556 days ago

Butch Tucker & my son is Clitus Tucker
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#88 | 2556 days ago

Leanne Pigpusher = Freakin Awesome
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#89 | 2556 days ago

towsongirl12 wrote:
Leanne Pigpusher = Freakin Awesome
Another freaken beauty queen!
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#90 | 2556 days ago

I am so glad you did this poll= it is like old home week for the Beaver clan!!!
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#91 | 2556 days ago
EdSpeshel (+)

Add one more to the Pigpusher clan... Butch Pigpusher, and don't you forget it!
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#92 | 2556 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

Yossarian wrote:

Christopher- Enus Beaver

Chris- Cooter Beaver          Did the same with me? 

I don't know if FanIQ is big enough for 2 Cooter Beavers.
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#93 | 2556 days ago
EdSpeshel (+)

sports_schmorts wrote:
Hattie Jackson...
We're not related... our marriage is null and void.
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#94 | 2556 days ago
EdSpeshel (+)

PeacefulDave wrote:
I don't know if FanIQ is big enough for 2 Cooter Beavers.
You can never have to many Cooter-Beavers.
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#95 | 2556 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
I don't know if FanIQ is big enough for 2 Cooter Beavers.
You can just call me Enus!
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#96 | 2556 days ago

Yossarian wrote:
You can just call me Enus!

ENUS or ANUS?  

( Sorry I could not help myself!!!!)

 

You are not an A$$$ Chris- it was just too easy, I had to!

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#97 | 2556 days ago

jmh321 wrote:

ENUS or ANUS?  

( Sorry I could not help myself!!!!)

 

You are not an A$$$ Chris- it was just too easy, I had to!

I guess he did set his self up for that one.
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#98 | 2555 days ago

Clint Hoggreaser I think it sounds like a Vol's QB name huh....
#99 | 2555 days ago

Jim-Bob Tucker
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#100 | 2555 days ago

Clitus Otis
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#101 | 2555 days ago
Frosto (+)

Clint Beaver

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#102 | 2555 days ago

lance uppercut aka rock strongbow
#103 | 2555 days ago

jmh321 wrote:

ENUS or ANUS?  

( Sorry I could not help myself!!!!)

 

You are not an A$$$ Chris- it was just too easy, I had to!

It wouldn't be the first time someone called me an Anus! LOL!
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#104 | 2555 days ago

Bobbie-Sue Tucker.

Yuck
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#105 | 2555 days ago

ChicaQueso wrote:
Bobbie-Sue Tucker.

Yuck

Well you could legally change it to BSS.

 

Bobbie-Sue Sucker.

 

That sounds better to me. But hey my mind is always in the gutter so my opinion doesn't count.

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#106 | 2555 days ago
Ali (+)

Bobby-Sue Otis
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#107 | 2555 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

TheChad81578 wrote:
Oh my God... Mom?!?! I've been looking for you since you left me at the Grand Canyon that day...

atleast she left you at tourist attraction.

 

she left me, Butch Cornhauler (your brother/cousin/uncle) outside the Gas N' Sip in Jackson Mississippi.

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#108 | 2555 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

TardyTurtle wrote:

atleast she left you at tourist attraction.

 

she left me, Butch Cornhauler (your brother/cousin/uncle) outside the Gas N' Sip in Jackson Mississippi.

She just left you in the same place you were conceived.
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#109 | 2555 days ago

(Edited by jmh321)
PeacefulDave wrote:
She just left you in the same place you were conceived.

You're jest jelous........ did you just find out your momma was having sex with someone other than you?????

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#110 | 2555 days ago
PeacefulDave (+)

jmh321 wrote:

You're jest jelous........ did you just find out your momma was having sex with someone other than you?????

I'm not even sure which one of my wives is my Momma.
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#111 | 2555 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
I'm not even sure which one of my wives is my Momma.

My brother and I were making out and we saw your mom and uncle there:Terry the 69 year old woman.jpg

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#112 | 2555 days ago

jeremiahmeek wrote:
Butch Tucker & my son is Clitus Tucker
Uh oh...this is awkward. If you look above in the thread, you'll see my name is Clitus Tucker...Dad???
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#113 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:

You're jest jelous........ did you just find out your momma was having sex with someone other than you?????

thats not why he is jealous....he is jealous cause our momma told him the Gas N' Sip was their "special" place.
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#114 | 2554 days ago

(Edited by TerikaHarifa)
jeremiahmeek wrote:
Butch Tucker & my son is Clitus Tucker
Well, at least y'all got the same last name or you'd pobably be talking to the boy's mother right about now.
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#115 | 2554 days ago

jim-bob beaver
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TardyTurtle wrote:
thats not why he is jealous....he is jealous cause our momma told him the Gas N' Sip was their "special" place.
That is what she told me too!
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#117 | 2554 days ago

Yossarian wrote:
It wouldn't be the first time someone called me an Anus! LOL!
OMG I must be a redneck- We ARE related !!!!!
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#118 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:
That is what she told me too!

wait....your telling me my momma likes other mommas? 

 

if that is the case, since we are all kin....you must be a relative of mine too.....welcome to the family sister/aunt/niece/grandma etc etc

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#119 | 2554 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:

wait....your telling me my momma likes other mommas? 

 

if that is the case, since we are all kin....you must be a relative of mine too.....welcome to the family sister/aunt/niece/grandma etc etc

she said I was your neice..... wanna go to the gas and sip?
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#120 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:
she said I was your neice..... wanna go to the gas and sip?
only a niece?  i save the Gas N' Sip for my aunts and grandmas.  my nieces and sisters get taken to the Walmart parking lot.
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#121 | 2554 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:
only a niece?  i save the Gas N' Sip for my aunts and grandmas.  my nieces and sisters get taken to the Walmart parking lot.

That's WAL-MARTS........ and what is the difference between aunt and neice, if we check a little further down the line, we might even brother/sister!

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#122 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:

That's WAL-MARTS........ and what is the difference between aunt and neice, if we check a little further down the line, we might even brother/sister!

well the older ladies get taken to the high class joint (i.e. The Gas N' Sip).   the younger folks have not yet paid those dues.  now the brother/sister combo.....hmmmm.....that might require a new place all together....i am thinking something like behind the IHOP or Waffle House.
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#123 | 2554 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:
well the older ladies get taken to the high class joint (i.e. The Gas N' Sip).   the younger folks have not yet paid those dues.  now the brother/sister combo.....hmmmm.....that might require a new place all together....i am thinking something like behind the IHOP or Waffle House.
Waffle house- they have better hashbrowns!!!!
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#124 | 2554 days ago
Ali (+)

TardyTurtle wrote:
well the older ladies get taken to the high class joint (i.e. The Gas N' Sip).   the younger folks have not yet paid those dues.  now the brother/sister combo.....hmmmm.....that might require a new place all together....i am thinking something like behind the IHOP or Waffle House.

Tardy, you must be a high class red neck...I mean around these parts, you take it where you can get it....

 

 

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#125 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Waffle House it is.
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#126 | 2554 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:
Waffle House it is.
Scattered, Covered, Smothered, and Peppered...
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#127 | 2554 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Scattered, Covered, Smothered, and Peppered...
keep out the chunks and we are ll set!!!!
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#128 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Ali wrote:

Tardy, you must be a high class red neck...I mean around these parts, you take it where you can get it....

 

 

wow.....take it where you can get it, huh?  too bad that van of yours is now crushed....that rules out one less place.

 

and i do like to consider myself a high class redneck.

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#129 | 2554 days ago
Ali (+)

TardyTurtle wrote:

wow.....take it where you can get it, huh?  too bad that van of yours is now crushed....that rules out one less place.

 

and i do like to consider myself a high class redneck.

I wasnt necssarily refering to myself in that "take it where you can get it..."  But if you are offering... 

 

Yeah, I will miss my van, gonna miss its parking place...down by the river...its gonna be hard fitting all the kids in the Chevy Nova to sleep in...

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#130 | 2554 days ago

Ali wrote:

I wasnt necssarily refering to myself in that "take it where you can get it..."  But if you are offering... 

 

Yeah, I will miss my van, gonna miss its parking place...down by the river...its gonna be hard fitting all the kids in the Chevy Nova to sleep in...

LMAO
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#131 | 2554 days ago

Daddy, we gotta live in the nova again? But the roof leaks!
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#132 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Ali wrote:

I wasnt necssarily refering to myself in that "take it where you can get it..."  But if you are offering... 

 

Yeah, I will miss my van, gonna miss its parking place...down by the river...its gonna be hard fitting all the kids in the Chevy Nova to sleep in...

lets consider it an offer that is on the table....

 

 

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#133 | 2554 days ago
Ali (+)

TardyTurtle wrote:

lets consider it an offer that is on the table....

 

 

You have a table???  You are high class....
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#134 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Ali wrote:
You have a table???  You are high class....
actually...i was referring to the table at the Waffle House.....
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#135 | 2554 days ago

TardyTurtle wrote:
actually...i was referring to the table at the Waffle House.....
now that's kinky!
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#136 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

jmh321 wrote:
now that's kinky!
i figure you got the syrup and sugar right there....why go some place else.
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#137 | 2554 days ago

jmh321 wrote:
now that's kinky!
Janice, Are you still at it?  You're like the Energizer Bunny...  You just keep going, and going...  (Not a bad thing...)
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#138 | 2554 days ago

CUTiger92 wrote:
Janice, Are you still at it?  You're like the Energizer Bunny...  You just keep going, and going...  (Not a bad thing...)

caught me...... guilty as charged!

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#139 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

CUTiger92 wrote:
Janice, Are you still at it?  You're like the Energizer Bunny...  You just keep going, and going...  (Not a bad thing...)

side note on the energizer bunny...my son told me this joke...

 

did you hear the energizer bunny got arrested?  he was charged with battery.

 

we will now return you to your regularly scheduled smut.

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#140 | 2554 days ago
Ali (+)

(Edited by Ali)
TardyTurtle wrote:
i figure you got the syrup and sugar right there....why go some place else.
Now I am hungry...
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#141 | 2554 days ago
TardyTurtle (+)

Ali wrote:
Now I am hungry...
yeah...that usually happens afterwards....but i believe that is a poll someplace else....
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#142 | 2554 days ago

Cooter Tucker!!!
#143 | 2554 days ago

ISUMatt wrote:
Cooter Tucker!!!
Tucker?! We must be brothers!
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#144 | 2553 days ago

Cooter Houston= Troy McAdam
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#145 | 2529 days ago

Clitus Pigpusher
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#146 | 2488 days ago

cooter beaver. it sounds kinda dirty.
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#147 | 2488 days ago

W/Joe, Bubba Pigpusher; w/Joseph, Buck Pigpusher
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#148 | 2488 days ago

Buck Hoggreaser
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#149 | 2487 days ago
JRE1969 (+)

Bo Beaver-NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#150 | 2487 days ago

Clitus Tucker

 

And I drink Franklin county shine!!!!!!

#151 | 2487 days ago

Ellie-Mae Beaver

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#152 | 1178 days ago

Buck Tucker
#153 | 1178 days ago

Hattie Houston O.O
#154 | 1178 days ago

Bubba Houston 
#155 | 1178 days ago

Oh Kurt, why do you do this?  


PS - I'm Hattie Beaver.  
#156 | 1178 days ago
AngelicRoxie99 (+)

Dixie Pigpusher
#157 | 1178 days ago

 Billie-Rae Pigpusher  
#158 | 1178 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Oh Kurt, why do you do this?  


PS - I'm Hattie Beaver.  
I'm Dwayne Beaver! Are we family?
#159 | 1178 days ago
18packabs (+)

Bubba Joe

#160 | 1178 days ago



I'm  Jim-Bob Tucker ! 
#161 | 1178 days ago

Jim-Bob Jackson!
#162 | 1178 days ago

I think Bart says enough.
#163 | 1178 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Joe_L wrote:
Jim-Bob Jackson!
 What the hell Joe, you were bored again weren't you. 
#164 | 1177 days ago

Larlene Tucker

Tianna was a baby when this poll started!
#165 | 1177 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Larlene Tucker

Tianna was a baby when this poll started!
Was not!  I was 12 or 13, and thats right around when I joined this site!  I very well could have been around when this poll was originaly made!  hmmmpf! 
#166 | 1177 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
Was not!  I was 12 or 13, and thats right around when I joined this site!  I very well could have been around when this poll was originaly made!  hmmmpf! 
lol I know, Tianna. It's just a lot of old polls are being resurrected lately
#167 | 1177 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
lol I know, Tianna. It's just a lot of old polls are being resurrected lately
Yaah, I didnt notice this was old till you said that :P
#168 | 1177 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
Yaah, I didnt notice this was old till you said that :P
#169 | 1177 days ago

Jim-Bob Hoggreaser

I don't like they way it sounds 
#170 | 881 days ago

chi
#171 | 880 days ago

S K Y
#172 | 863 days ago

It's clobbering time for the Sky
#173 | 862 days ago

Storm Go For a Win... It's Been a while.

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