I'm doing a little google search for an upcoming trip... best cruise ship... how much to tip... shoot from the hip

THE DIP!

I put my hand up on your hip / when i dip you dip we dip,
you put your hand up on my hip / when you dip i dip we dip

Happy Thursday bitches, and smell that fresh brisk fall air.  That's right it's time for the start of the NHL season
Of course my Wednesday night hockey league scheduled my team on Thursday night this week, meaning I will miss the last 2/3 of the Avs game tonight.  Son of a bitch
Big ups to Colorado boy Roy Halladay tossing a historic no-no against the Reds last night.  I don't know how many times we had to hear that the Reds were the best hitting team in the National League.  Like it's that big of an accomplishment playing in that division
I would like to thank Mumford and Sons for putting me in a good mood this morning
Do you think the Randy Moss fan club president gets sad at night knowing he'll never be as big a fan of Randy Moss as Randy Moss is? Douche


Mumford and Sons - Awake My Soul

How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyes
I struggle to find any truth in your lies
And now my heart stumbles on things I don't know
This weakness I feel I must finally show

Lend me your hand and we'll conquer them all
But lend me your heart and I'll just let you fall
Lend me your eyes I can change what you see
But your soul you must keep, totally free
Har har, har har, har har, har har

In these bodies we will live, in these bodies we will die
Where you invest your love, you invest your life
In these bodies we will live, in these bodies we will die
Where you invest your love, you invest your life

Awake my soul, awake my soul
Awake my soul
You were made to meet your maker
Awake my soul, awake my soul
Awake my soul
You were made to meet your maker
You were made to meet your maker

Happy Thursday bitches, and smell that fresh brisk fall air.  That's right it's time for the start of the NHL season
Of course my Wednesday night hockey league scheduled my team on Thursday night this week, meaning I will miss the last 2/3 of the Avs game tonight.  Son of a bitch
Big ups to Colorado boy Roy Halladay tossing a historic no-no against the Reds last night.  I don't know how many times we had to hear that the Reds were the best hitting team in the National League.  Like it's that big of an accomplishment playing in that division
I would like to thank Mumford and Sons for putting me in a good mood this morning
Do you think the Randy Moss fan club president gets sad at night knowing he'll never be as big a fan of Randy Moss as Randy Moss is? Douche


Mumford and Sons - Awake My Soul

How fickle my heart and how woozy my eyes
I struggle to find any truth in your lies
And now my heart stumbles on things I don't know
This weakness I feel I must finally show

Lend me your hand and we'll conquer them all
But lend me your heart and I'll just let you fall
Lend me your eyes I can change what you see
But your soul you must keep, totally free
Har har, har har, har har, har har

In these bodies we will live, in these bodies we will die
Where you invest your love, you invest your life
In these bodies we will live, in these bodies we will die
Where you invest your love, you invest your life

Awake my soul, awake my soul
Awake my soul
You were made to meet your maker
Awake my soul, awake my soul
Awake my soul
You were made to meet your maker
You were made to meet your maker

So, sometimes I process things slowly. What I just learned was that when I go down the list and pick the winner...I'm actually betting on all of those games. I didn't want to do that sh*t. I was just following directions. It says, pick a winner, so I did. Should say bet on the winner. stupid trickeration. Well...that wasn't clear and I'm out of a few of my precious qbucks. CRAP!

Did you pick well at least? Maybe you WON some?

hell no. I was picking with my heart, and not with my money on my mind...LOL

Bold (long shot) prediction: AVS-HABS for Lord Stanley's cup.

If this happens, I'm putting the bromance on hold for two weeks. just call it a little break, maybe we'll "respect" other Q'ers for a bit, etc. It's not you, it's just that Pernel Karl Subban is primed to join Breesus, Tim Raines and Bernard King on the Mt. Rushmore of my heart.

Good afternoon, bitches. 

3 days until my vacation.  I don't really want to talk about it because I have that old queasy feeling in the pit of my stomach about it.  The nervous kind you get when you were like 15 and your parents totally caught you doing something you shouldn't be doing and you get a knot in your throat and pucker factor of about 8.75 (with a standard deviation of +/- 3).  

You see, I have a fairly severe anxiety issue, especially about flying.  Well flying and large social gatherings.  And driving in snow and rain ... and seeing children/animals within 30 feet of the road or other potentially dangerous areas.  Also large sea creatures.  And ... well, I digress, the point is, I'm quite a Nervous Nelly.  Therefore, in my mind, Hurricane (What are they up to now, K, L?  Whatever.) Liza (that was for you, bois) will send my plane into a tailspin and we'll plummet to the ground and probably crash into an explosives factory.  
Or, we'll make it, board the ship (or embark ... I think that's what they call it) only to have a Titanic-esque disaster on my hands.  There aren't even icebergs in the Bahamas, but in my head, it'll happen.  Or a combination of several of my fears will come to pass ... a giant octopus will attack the ship, in a rainstorm, while I'm in the grand ballroom surrounded by strangers while small children play on the rail of the ship.  

I need Dramamine and Xanax, stat.

k, so I'M A F**KING IDIOT for continuing to read that after realizing that you not only have the same issue that I have but I also knew that you were about to describe it in great, specific detail.

*sigh* and it took me a long while to relax myself yesterday after just thinking about it....................... today may not be my day.

Good afternoon, bitches. 

3 days until my vacation.  I don't really want to talk about it because I have that old queasy feeling in the pit of my stomach about it.  The nervous kind you get when you were like 15 and your parents totally caught you doing something you shouldn't be doing and you get a knot in your throat and pucker factor of about 8.75 (with a standard deviation of +/- 3).  

You see, I have a fairly severe anxiety issue, especially about flying.  Well flying and large social gatherings.  And driving in snow and rain ... and seeing children/animals within 30 feet of the road or other potentially dangerous areas.  Also large sea creatures.  And ... well, I digress, the point is, I'm quite a Nervous Nelly.  Therefore, in my mind, Hurricane (What are they up to now, K, L?  Whatever.) Liza (that was for you, bois) will send my plane into a tailspin and we'll plummet to the ground and probably crash into an explosives factory.  
Or, we'll make it, board the ship (or embark ... I think that's what they call it) only to have a Titanic-esque disaster on my hands.  There aren't even icebergs in the Bahamas, but in my head, it'll happen.  Or a combination of several of my fears will come to pass ... a giant octopus will attack the ship, in a rainstorm, while I'm in the grand ballroom surrounded by strangers while small children play on the rail of the ship.  

I need Dramamine and Xanax, stat.

And I held back. We probably shouldn't discuss this any further.

 We're up to O - well, tropical storms anyway...Otto's out there right now and there's possible development of another one in the Caribbean right now. But don't worry...it's just showing 10% probability at this point for that one. 

Even 1% is too high with my luck.

best song on the album

It's game time...LET'S GO PENS!

 It's ok, most of these things have fizzled out. I'm like you....maybe worse...so I keep a really close eye on them via the NHC website. Check it out:

I'm doing a little google search for an upcoming trip... best cruise ship... how much to tip... shoot from the hip

THE DIP!

I put my hand up on your hip / when i dip you dip we dip,
you put your hand up on my hip / when you dip i dip we dip

 

Nevermind. 

good call.

I'm doing a little google search for an upcoming trip... best cruise ship... how much to tip... shoot from the hip

THE DIP!

I put my hand up on your hip / when i dip you dip we dip,
you put your hand up on my hip / when you dip i dip we dip

ohhhh i want to go on a cruise!!! they are a blast!!!!!  where you going??

wait. this is my first time here..

So basically I come in, insult everyone, tell a story and post song lyrics? got it.. and

ITS ON


HELLO all you Potato breeding Skatflossers,
Today is Thursday, one of the best nights for TV.  Yesterday I found out that DishNetowork has terminated their contract with Fox, thus getting rid of FX, FSN, and National Geographic.  Starting Nov 1st I will lose ALL Fox channels.  I called around to get new service, but because of my bundle with my phone and internet its almost twice what I pay now... RUBBISH!  BLOODY RUBBISH!  THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!

American girls and American guys, will always stand up and salute.
We'll always recognize, when we see ol' glory flying,
There's a lot of men dead,
So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our heads.
My daddy served in the army where he lost his right eye,
But he flew a flag out in our yard 'til the day that he died.
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me.
To grow up and live happy in the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love is fallin' under attack.
A mighty sucker-punch came flying in from somewhere in the back.
Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye,
Man, we lit up your world like the fourth of July.

Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.
And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be hell,
When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell.
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.
Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue.

Instrumental break.

Oh, justice will be served and the battle will rage:
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage.
An' you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A.
'Cos we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.

Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.
And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be hell,
When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell.
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.
Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue.

Oh, oh.
Of the red, white and blue.
Oh, hey, oh.
Of my Red, White and Blue.

I really need to have an Always Sunny party. I love this show!!! It'd also be nice if people were around that I could talk to about as I watch it right now. ugh.

blast.

I'll do better tomorrow. 

SON OF A..

I am replying to the wrong comment.. See comment #61.

but while I am replying to this one, I will also comment on it.  I have seen 2 episodes of Sunny.. one about the sister dating the kid who drank juice boxes, and the other one when I was pukey drunk.. 

but thanks for RUBBING IN I DON'T HAVE FX NOW... :cries:

I really need to have an Always Sunny party. I love this show!!! It'd also be nice if people were around that I could talk to about as I watch it right now. ugh.

I can sub in for Stoney, if you'd like.  
Umm, let's see.  Ubaldooooooo.  
Avs.  
Hockey, goalies, 2nd line, skate.
*Smarmy remark ... swoon-worthy remark ... indie rock song lyrics*
Always Sunny, Ryan Reynolds.
Sex.  

Aaaaaaand I'm done.

blast.

I'll do better tomorrow. 

SON OF A..

I am replying to the wrong comment.. See comment #61.

but while I am replying to this one, I will also comment on it.  I have seen 2 episodes of Sunny.. one about the sister dating the kid who drank juice boxes, and the other one when I was pukey drunk.. 

but thanks for RUBBING IN I DON'T HAVE FX NOW... :cries:

close..but no vibrat*r.


Umm, let's see.  Ubaldooooooo.  
Avs.  
Hockey, goalies, 2nd line, skate.
*Smarmy remark ... swoon-worthy remark ... indie rock song lyrics*
Always Sunny, Ryan Reynolds.
Sex.  

He dumbs it down for me when we're talking about specific things. LOL

oh, you caught that, did you?

Sorry, I get the nerdy side too.  Which is what usually leads to the swoon for me.
I'll work on my impression.

it was perfect, if he's ever a no-show though.