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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Enjoy it.
| Closed on 10/14/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
31 Fans 
16%a. Morning...
10%b. Leigh (My mind is in overdrive)...
3%c. Stoney (I just can't care about most things)...
6%d. Nyce (I may or may not be sober)...
16%e. Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...
6%f. Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggles...
13%g. Cocktail of choice...
23%h. Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...

 &nbp;
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#5 | 1417 days ago

Good morning!  Finally got the part for our clothes dryer 6 weeks later.  Tackling laundry.  So far up $90.00 in found money!

Now I have 3 jobs, times are getting better.  See y'all when I can.  Take care of each other.
Morning...  
  
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#1 | 1417 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Good morning everyone. Woke up to a very chilly morning. (thank God) and realized summer is over. For me thats ok, except for baseball season almost being done. But for all you guys that love summer well here's a little song that I hope will help. 


Well I'm a-gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise a holler
About workin' all summer just to try an' earn a dollar
Everytime I call my baby, to try to get a date
My boss says, "No dice, son, you gotta work late"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

Well my mom 'n' papa told me, "Son, you gotta make some money
If you wanna use the car to go ridin' next Sunday"
Well I didn't go to work, told the boss I was sick
"Now you can't use the car 'cause you didn't work a lick"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

I'm gonna take two weeks, gonna have a vacation
I'm gonna take my problem to the United Nation
Well I called my congressman and he said quote
"I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

Well I'm a-gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise a holler
About workin' all summer just to try an' earn a dollar
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues

Yeah, sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
No there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
#2 | 1417 days ago

Its Twisted Tuesday and I see Minnesota got that big NY smackdown!!!! Lets go YANKEES!!!!! let alone Bret Fart got his tail handed to him upside down,,,,, sorry Ash
Morning...  
#3 | 1417 days ago

Nothing unusual week is on the up mood is on the down. 

Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah, they were all yellow

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh, what a thing to have done
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
You know, you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh, what a thing to do

Because you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh, what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
And you know for you
I'd bleed myself dry for you
I'd bleed myself dry

It's true, look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine

Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And all the things that you do 
Nyce (I may or may not be sober)...  
#4 | 1417 days ago

Morning...  
#5 | 1417 days ago

Good morning!  Finally got the part for our clothes dryer 6 weeks later.  Tackling laundry.  So far up $90.00 in found money!

Now I have 3 jobs, times are getting better.  See y'all when I can.  Take care of each other.
Morning...  
#6 | 1417 days ago

WTF??????
Morning...  
#7 | 1417 days ago


Good Morning Qville !


It def is the end of summer and it is cold front time on the Bayou , which means cooler temps , no more mosquitos , but a lot more rainy days as with every front comes 1-2 days of off weather , but for every perk i guess there has to be some drawback   , but hell as long as it stays cool - who are we to complain !


Tuesday and Wednesday are always slow days for me, plus now rain so no golf ......... Qville do your thing and entertain me



Let's have a song dedicated to the Bama crimson tide getting b!tch slapped down in the standings ...



Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss Alabamy once again
And I think its a sin, yes

Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

In Birmingham they love the governor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

Sweet home Alabama
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor's true
Sweet Home Alabama
Lordy
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Yea, yea Montgomery's got the answer
Morning...  
#8 | 1417 days ago

ummm... hi.
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#9 | 1417 days ago

Miss "Fred" you're awesome... now send me your credit card information, so we can get this friendship thing off the ground.
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#10 | 1417 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 You need to wait awhile Joe doesn't usually get here this early.  
#11 | 1417 days ago

Morning Sweet Cakes and Sour Pusses!

It's "Puck Day" at school today (OK....just in my class and by "puck day" I mean I "suggest" they wear purple, black, white, or gray and with have Pucks---aka Hostess Ding Dongs).....Doesn't matter, I'm in a fantastic mood because --------TONIGHT is Opening Night at Staples -------- first Kings home game of the season. I'm just full of sparkles and tingles. GO KINGS! Oh.....and I noticed last night that there has been another "Qer" who has succumbed to the pleasure that is being a Kings fan, and has included the Kings amongst the teams he follows..............which just makes him all the more AWESOME to me!!!

Last night while DWTS, I realized I really really really dig watch Kurt Warner. I him. Rick Fox is pretty terrific as well. Young Palin is really not that good and I am not amused that she got a better score than Kurt-----------------R I D I C U L O U S! And if I hear them say one more time how she's not a star, I'm going to throw something at my tv set because -----"DUH......no sheeet!" 

Lastly, I had a student yesterday  tell me that he liked my ears. At first I thought he said earrings, but no .....he liked my ears.....lol Awwww...kids (even the "special") are fabulous.

Hope you all have fulfilling days! Remember everyone needs a buddy.

Go Kings!!!!
Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#12 | 1417 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Drop Dead Fred!    
#13 | 1417 days ago

since i am so lucky as to be an option on today's poll, your picture will be my painting for the day, sister.



you. are. welcome. actually it was nothing. that's the cutest damn picture on the faniq.

kicked some elliptical's ass last night and my heel already feels the benefit of it! wooty woo!

right now - van halen
Don't wanna wait 'til tomorrow
Why put it off another day?
One by one, little problems
Build up, and stand in our way. Oh

One step ahead, one step behind it
Now ya gotta run to get even
Make future plans I'll dream about yesterday, hey!
Come on turn, turn this thing around

(Right now) Hey! It's your tomorrow
(Right now) Come on, it's everything
(Right now) Catch your magic moment
Do it right here and now
It means everything

Miss a beat, you lose a rhythm
An nothin' falls into place. No!
Only missed by a fraction
Slipped a little off your pace. Oh!

The more things you get, the more you want
Just trade in one for another
Workin' so hard to make it easy
Whoa, got to turn. Come on, turn this thing around

(Right now) Hey, it's your tomorrow
(Right now) Come on, it's everything
(Right now) catch that magic moment
Do it right here and now
It means everything

Said a lie to me
Right now
What are ya waitin' for? Oh! Yeah!
Right now

(Guitar Solo)

(Right now) Hey! It's your tomorrow
(Right now) Come on, it's everything
(Right now) Catch that magic moment
And do it right, right now (Right now)
Oh, right now!

It's what's happening
Right here and now
Right now, it's right now
Oh!
Tell me, what are ya waitin' for?
Turn this thing around

 

Leigh (My mind is in overdrive)...  
#14 | 1417 days ago

Morning

I don't even know where to begin!! 
Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#15 | 1417 days ago

few things:

-billiePal must be finished using us as her research guinea pigs?

-I was forced to watch 2 more chick flicks last night (I hope this doesn't become a trend but my little sisters are pretty cool so I go along with it). 17 again was sorta funny. very cute. Zac Efron...hmm..I keep trying to ignore him but he has lovely eyes and based on the one interview I've watched..yum. Of course he's only like 25 and short so...ugh.

-Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was much better than expected, I still love me some McConaughey.

-Zack Galifakinakis and Robert Downey, Jr in a movie together makes me a bit giddy.

-i think I am picking up a bit of OCD by association.
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#16 | 1417 days ago

Good morning from a chilly and rainy Denver..
There are a couple things on my mind this morning.
1) Good effort from the Avs last night, they outplayed Philly for 2/3 of that game, but couldn't get over shooting themselves in the foot and giving up two shorties in the 1st period.. Double ugh
2) I watched a few minutes of Monday Night Football then got bored with it.  Did Favre throw a pick late in the game? I know that's like asking if unicorns are badass, but I thought I'd do it anyway.
3) I don't understand the fuss over James Wisniewski giving Sean Avery the ole fellatio hand gesture in the Islanders-Rangers game yesterday.  I swear to god, if I have to hear one more argument about ANYTHING where someone says "what about the children", or "what do we tell our children", I may lose my sh*t.  Take things for what they are.. Look at the Calgary Sun; their headline for the story was "Wisniewski 'blows off' Avery".. Come on, that's funny! Then the half a man on XM Home Ice this morning was talking like the guy whipped his d*ck out and jerked it in Avery's general direction.  (Needless to say, he wasn't that disgusted when talking about Jason Pominville of the Sabres taking a cheap hit from behind leaving him laying on the ice for 15 minutes before being taken off on a stretcher)
We live in a country where more focus is put on sheltering the masses from language and anything remotely sexual instead of focusing on things that could actually make a difference.  European countries seem to be doing ok, and I'm pretty sure on German TV you can watch a guy chug a beer while smoking a cigarette while he is in the midst of impregnating his girlfriend and describing it in a vulgar nature during primetime.
My head hurts
Stoney (I just can't care about most things)...  
#17 | 1417 days ago

good job brett favre, you showed that u still no how to throw picks at the end of the game.
by the way, the stomach virus sucks ass.
#18 | 1417 days ago
18packabs (+)

Ok QFanatics, the only way life can get better if I was on the Beach with my feet in the sand and a Beer in my hand.


Seriously, I may just take the rest of the week off. Somebody, STOP ME!!!!!


WellI do have to go gett the old eyeballs checked out tomorrow, bastards won't sell me more contacts.



Since I am getting ready for vacation mode, like 4 times in the next month, I was thinking this song is appropriate.



Aruba, Jamaica ooh I wanna take ya
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica ooh I wanna take ya
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo

To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique

We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry
By and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity

Afternoon delight
cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica ooh I wanna take ya
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo

Port Au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
A little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica ooh I wanna take ya
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooh i want to take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica ooh I wanna take ya
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooh I want to take you down to Kokomo
Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#19 | 1417 days ago
18packabs (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
few things:

-billiePal must be finished using us as her research guinea pigs?

-I was forced to watch 2 more chick flicks last night (I hope this doesn't become a trend but my little sisters are pretty cool so I go along with it). 17 again was sorta funny. very cute. Zac Efron...hmm..I keep trying to ignore him but he has lovely eyes and based on the one interview I've watched..yum. Of course he's only like 25 and short so...ugh.

-Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was much better than expected, I still love me some McConaughey.

-Zack Galifakinakis and Robert Downey, Jr in a movie together makes me a bit giddy.

-i think I am picking up a bit of OCD by association.
That just doesn't sound PIMPALISCIOUS.......
Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#20 | 1417 days ago

18packabs wrote:
That just doesn't sound PIMPALISCIOUS.......
LMAO!  (we have feelings too.... BUT DON'T TEST ME)
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#21 | 1417 days ago

OK....for the first time EVER..........Stoney has made me swoon or at least made me nod my head in agreement and smile big.

Nice post--------point 1and 2---no swoon action, but point number 3----NICE!
Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#22 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
few things:

-billiePal must be finished using us as her research guinea pigs?

-I was forced to watch 2 more chick flicks last night (I hope this doesn't become a trend but my little sisters are pretty cool so I go along with it). 17 again was sorta funny. very cute. Zac Efron...hmm..I keep trying to ignore him but he has lovely eyes and based on the one interview I've watched..yum. Of course he's only like 25 and short so...ugh.

-Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was much better than expected, I still love me some McConaughey.

-Zack Galifakinakis and Robert Downey, Jr in a movie together makes me a bit giddy.

-i think I am picking up a bit of OCD by association.
 -Zack Galifakinakis and Robert Downey, Jr in a movie together makes me a bit giddy.

ME TOO! 

I'm not sure I agree with your assessment of Ghosts of Girlfriends Past though...maybe I expected too much going in. Considering it was much better than you expected, maybe you didn't expect much (or you expected REALLY bad).
Leigh (My mind is in overdrive)...  
#23 | 1417 days ago

kteacher wrote:
OK....for the first time EVER..........Stoney has made me swoon or at least made me nod my head in agreement and smile big.

Nice post--------point 1and 2---no swoon action, but point number 3----NICE!
you totally swooned...it happens.
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#24 | 1417 days ago

IS LUNCH HOUR , THE JOURNAL SAY NONSES, BUT SAME VERY INTELIGENT: LITERATURE NOBEL VARGAS LLOSA SAID ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT CRISTINA. I NEVER SEE SO IGNORANCE , SO INCULTURE IN A PRESIDENTE .-
AND VARGAS LLOSA MAKE MY DAY HAPPY .-  







Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#25 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Jess wrote:
 -Zack Galifakinakis and Robert Downey, Jr in a movie together makes me a bit giddy.

ME TOO! 

I'm not sure I agree with your assessment of Ghosts of Girlfriends Past though...maybe I expected too much going in. Considering it was much better than you expected, maybe you didn't expect much (or you expected REALLY bad).
Yeah, there's your problem. I go into ALL chick flicks, and most "scary" movies, with super low expectations even when there are people I love in them, and on occasion I am pleasantly surprised....that it didnt suck completely. This was absolutely that.

oh, and since Alias, i havent liked Jennifer Garner in anything other than 13 going on 30 (?) and she wasnt terrible, so that helped.
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#26 | 1417 days ago

 Morning Q'lets! I'm feeling much better today, thank you. I slept in on accident...totally forgot to turn my 2nd alarm on (the one that wakes me up after I've gone back to bed once I get Kiernan off to school).

The sky is grey, the rain is falling, it's kind of chilly outside compared to what I've gotten used to over the past few months - it's kind of cozy and actually feels like fall. Plus, the kiddo went back to school this morning - w00t! 

It looks like Paula may come to get us...or at the very least, we'll feel the tentacles of her wrath. Wait...isn't this the one I told Janet would fizzle out? She's gonna kill me...but it doesn't look like it'll hit the Bahamas so she may not.

I'm excited to be starting a new project today. That is all.

Feelin' a little Alecia Moore today:
Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands?
Closed your eyes and trusted, just trusted?
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
Have you ever looked fear in the face and said, "I just don't care"?

It's only half past the point of no return
The tip of the iceberg
The sun before the burn
The thunder before the lightning 
The breath before the phrase
Have you ever felt this way?

Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone?
Your whole life waiting on the ring to prove you're not alone
Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry?
Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside?

It's only half past the point of oblivion
The hourglass on the table
The walk before the run
The breath before the kiss
And the fear before the flames
Have you ever felt this way?

La la la la la la la la

There you are, sitting in the garden
Clutching my coffee
Calling me sugar
You called me sugar

Have you ever wished for an endless night?
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight?
Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself, "will it ever get better than tonight?"
Tonight
Leigh (My mind is in overdrive)...  
#27 | 1417 days ago

kteacher wrote:
OK....for the first time EVER..........Stoney has made me swoon or at least made me nod my head in agreement and smile big.

Nice post--------point 1and 2---no swoon action, but point number 3----NICE!
I have all these thoughts running through my head, and no one to vent to this week
Stoney (I just can't care about most things)...  
#28 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I have all these thoughts running through my head, and no one to vent to this week
We're here for you...
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#29 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I have all these thoughts running through my head, and no one to vent to this week
Post away.
Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#30 | 1417 days ago

G'moanin F'ers!!! 

It's been WAYYY too long, and I only have a short while before I'm supposed to be in my class ... so I gotta get this done QUICK!!!

In today's W.E.N.S.

Light Exposure may cause weight gain!!  <~~~ STAY INSIDE, LIGHTS OFF, AND FOR THE LOVE OF G*D .... QUIT BOGARTING THE PAN DULCE!!!!!!!!!!

Karl Rove says, "Obama's a hypocrite!!"  <~~~ F pots and kettles, isn't this like the political equivalent of calling your dad a b***ard??

According to the "Pew Research Center" less than half of America opposes gay marriage!  <~~~ The 6,000 residents living west of the Mississippi made up the poll's interviewees .............................. nevermind that the few interviewers who ran the poll are still under the impression that San Francisco is largely a "Chinese port town swelling due to the influx in Chinese workers to help construct the FIRST 'railroad across America'"  ... WOWZERS!  Wouldn't that be something!!!

***
[Side story]
I'm MFn sick of hearing other peoples' Fn business!!!  2nd Semester of college is midway and everywhere I go I'm forced to hear everybodys' Fn conversations ......... and the people down here ....... maybe it's the Fn water ...... they're Fn STU_PIDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!  AirCon??  WTF is AirCon???  A/C dips***!!!  If you're not going to say Air Conditioning ... Fn abbreviate!!!  "AirCon" sounds Fn ret*rded!!!!!!!  "Can you get my _____ off the bag, please?"  HUH???  It's FN "IN" the bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You can't get it "Off" ... you get it "out!!!!"  <~~~ I could go on, but I'll wait for another time
[/Side story]
***
TAXES TAXES TAXES!!  They're going to go up like no other time since 1940 ... that is, if you don't look at them "politically".  Politically speaking, the taxes aren't going to go up, "A program is going to end which simply kept taxes down, so they aren't going 'up' they'll be going back to 'normal'"  ............ but the MFn TAXES ARE STILL GOING TO GO UP LIKE NO OTHER TIME SINCE 1940 (unless of course, Congress *chuckle* can come to some sort of agreement *yawn*)

According to Sarah Palin, "Fox's Sr Religious Correspondent," an Iranian nuke would "lead to Armeggedon."  <~~~If you take into consideration that Armeggedon is supposed to take place in Jeruselum, and also the fact that Palin has probably only seen the Middle East on maps, or through the vacation pamphlets in hotels, she's really not too far off ..................... geographically.  One musn't speak of politics and Palin together unless "Playboy shoot" is included!!

George Clooney is set to brief the President on what is going on in Sudan (Civil War, fate with UN, blah blah blah) ... and who better??  There are only two types of people who don't need to know how things are in the real world ... politicians and actors!  Who among them are CHIEFS of being something they aren't, Obama and Clooney!  (Clooney is much more interesting, however)

Giants send Atlanta's brave Cox into retirement with a loss and get ready to have their own c***s retired by the Phillies in the next couple weeks!
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggles...  
#31 | 1417 days ago

Talk about swooning.
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#32 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Talk about swooning.
True....but I give Stoney's more swooning stars because of hockey  content.
Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#33 | 1417 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
G'moanin F'ers!!! 

It's been WAYYY too long, and I only have a short while before I'm supposed to be in my class ... so I gotta get this done QUICK!!!

In today's W.E.N.S.

Light Exposure may cause weight gain!!  <~~~ STAY INSIDE, LIGHTS OFF, AND FOR THE LOVE OF G*D .... QUIT BOGARTING THE PAN DULCE!!!!!!!!!!

Karl Rove says, "Obama's a hypocrite!!"  <~~~ F pots and kettles, isn't this like the political equivalent of calling your dad a b***ard??

According to the "Pew Research Center" less than half of America opposes gay marriage!  <~~~ The 6,000 residents living west of the Mississippi made up the poll's interviewees .............................. nevermind that the few interviewers who ran the poll are still under the impression that San Francisco is largely a "Chinese port town swelling due to the influx in Chinese workers to help construct the FIRST 'railroad across America'"  ... WOWZERS!  Wouldn't that be something!!!

***
[Side story]
I'm MFn sick of hearing other peoples' Fn business!!!  2nd Semester of college is midway and everywhere I go I'm forced to hear everybodys' Fn conversations ......... and the people down here ....... maybe it's the Fn water ...... they're Fn STU_PIDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!  AirCon??  WTF is AirCon???  A/C dips***!!!  If you're not going to say Air Conditioning ... Fn abbreviate!!!  "AirCon" sounds Fn ret*rded!!!!!!!  "Can you get my _____ off the bag, please?"  HUH???  It's FN "IN" the bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You can't get it "Off" ... you get it "out!!!!"  <~~~ I could go on, but I'll wait for another time
[/Side story]
***
TAXES TAXES TAXES!!  They're going to go up like no other time since 1940 ... that is, if you don't look at them "politically".  Politically speaking, the taxes aren't going to go up, "A program is going to end which simply kept taxes down, so they aren't going 'up' they'll be going back to 'normal'"  ............ but the MFn TAXES ARE STILL GOING TO GO UP LIKE NO OTHER TIME SINCE 1940 (unless of course, Congress *chuckle* can come to some sort of agreement *yawn*)

According to Sarah Palin, "Fox's Sr Religious Correspondent," an Iranian nuke would "lead to Armeggedon."  <~~~If you take into consideration that Armeggedon is supposed to take place in Jeruselum, and also the fact that Palin has probably only seen the Middle East on maps, or through the vacation pamphlets in hotels, she's really not too far off ..................... geographically.  One musn't speak of politics and Palin together unless "Playboy shoot" is included!!

George Clooney is set to brief the President on what is going on in Sudan (Civil War, fate with UN, blah blah blah) ... and who better??  There are only two types of people who don't need to know how things are in the real world ... politicians and actors!  Who among them are CHIEFS of being something they aren't, Obama and Clooney!  (Clooney is much more interesting, however)

Giants send Atlanta's brave Cox into retirement with a loss and get ready to have their own c***s retired by the Phillies in the next couple weeks!
I even swooned over all that. 
Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#34 | 1417 days ago

kteacher wrote:
True....but I give Stoney's more swooning stars because of hockey  content.
I get that, maybe... but the fact that this is our first news story in a year and a half, it was good, and the fact that the "Pew Research Center" paragraph literally made me laugh out loud and people turned to look, I have to go Advantage, Wiggles.

lol
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#35 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I get that, maybe... but the fact that this is our first news story in a year and a half, it was good, and the fact that the "Pew Research Center" paragraph literally made me laugh out loud and people turned to look, I have to go Advantage, Wiggles.

lol
ehhhhhhhh...OK ...lol.....I still give  double points for hockey material......so for today-------------I'm Team Stoney.
Beaneaters (I'm always an option)...  
#36 | 1417 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I am so enamored with the fact that the trees are starting to change color here.  The oranges, yellows, reds, and browns are almost too beautiful for me to fathom.  I can't wait until the colors reach their peak.

I'm LOVING writing my football blog.  And I'm so excited that I have one "follower" that I have, even though he's a complete expert on the subject.

And why does the very thin, very wrinkley, very tattooed, very pierced, saggy breasted lady next to me feel like it's ok to touch my purse?  I hate to be all pre-judgemental of folks.....but she screams "METH ADDICT" and I'm just a little bit afraid. 

Cocktail of choice...  
#37 | 1417 days ago

I just want you f***ers to know that I was very productive at work today.

Thanks for that.
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#38 | 1417 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

And I am still apt to cry every time I think of Mike Modano playing for the effing Dead Wings.  It's a travesty.
Cocktail of choice...  
#39 | 1417 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:

I am so enamored with the fact that the trees are starting to change color here.  The oranges, yellows, reds, and browns are almost too beautiful for me to fathom.  I can't wait until the colors reach their peak.

I'm LOVING writing my football blog.  And I'm so excited that I have one "follower" that I have, even though he's a complete expert on the subject.

And why does the very thin, very wrinkley, very tattooed, very pierced, saggy breasted lady next to me feel like it's ok to touch my purse?  I hate to be all pre-judgemental of folks.....but she screams "METH ADDICT" and I'm just a little bit afraid. 

If it walks like a meth addict, and talks like a meth addict.... go ahead and lock up your valuables
Stoney (I just can't care about most things)...  
#40 | 1417 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
If it walks like a meth addict, and talks like a meth addict.... go ahead and lock up your valuables
When she started sniffing every 1.5 seconds, my purse went up over my shoulder and my left arm went automatically into Chuck Norris mode.  Now she gets Kung Fu'ed every time she reaches this direction.
Cocktail of choice...  
#41 | 1417 days ago

Hola Qlanders

Today I had a major dumba$$ attack. The county I work in there is only one truck that is hand loaded, so I was a nice guy and switch him. This guy has been doing this forever so I felt he needed a break and let him drive my truck. Of course I took one of the temp agency employees (like I was going to actually do it by myself). Well I picked the dunce of the litter. We get to the start of the route, he take 10 minutes to get out of the truck and start working. I get and help if there is a lot otherwise it on him, well he didn't see it that way. So I come to a stop he stands on the step, I blow the horn he points at me. I walk back there to see what his effing problem is and he says "that's on your side" (sh*t went terrible bad for him here). So I explain to this moron that if there isn't a lot or multiple stops piled together the sh*t has his name all over it. Well needless to say the douche didn't like that. Sooooo I help put it in the truck (since I'm already out) get back in the truck he is standing on the side of the road smoking, I tap the breaks he doesn't move (fu*k him his a$$ if left). I called my boss to let him know where his temp was and to bring me another one, 2 hours later he shows up with both of them. He told me that the first temp stood right where I left him standing the whole time. Second dude worked out well, he seen things my way.

Hug me, love me, judge me, the only Man that help is above me, HOLLA
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#42 | 1417 days ago

i'd like to give a big, fat "f*ck you" to technology. F*CK YOU!! i just got this new phone and have enjoyed my maybe 30 contacts in it. that's all i f*cking need when i really only actively use maybe 10. i put my yahoo and my facebook apps on the damn thing and it uploaded every person i've had on the accounts and now i have 600ish contacts in my phone................g*d*mmit.
Leigh (My mind is in overdrive)...  
#43 | 1417 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i'd like to give a big, fat "f*ck you" to technology. F*CK YOU!! i just got this new phone and have enjoyed my maybe 30 contacts in it. that's all i f*cking need when i really only actively use maybe 10. i put my yahoo and my facebook apps on the damn thing and it uploaded every person i've had on the accounts and now i have 600ish contacts in my phone................g*d*mmit.



Hi Leigh.
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#44 | 1417 days ago

Joe_L wrote:



Hi Leigh.

you take that back

Leigh (My mind is in overdrive)...  
#45 | 1417 days ago

 Hopefully we are having the same thoughts.

Daughter had an awesome volleyball tourney on saturday.  Son makes me proud also.

13 days til cruise.

Happy Bday to my sister.

Braves played valiantly, although I've added a new c word to the list.  Skins beat the Packers.  Hockey is in full swing.

Not much else, if you want anything else, just ask (or stalk, whichever).
Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#46 | 1417 days ago

 Hola amigos y amigas!! 

So I'm enjoying my second day of vacation, when my youngest daughter decides to apply online to work at Target!! Then we realize we can't find her Social Security card. So we decide to go to the local SS office to get a replacement. BIG MISTAKE! We get there and there are tons of people we take a number look up they are on #214 we are #265. Do you ever see the people at these kind of offices?? OMG really huge, older lady wearing a wife beater and no bra, thanks for the searing pain in my eyes! Other huge lady with a black shirt and boobs under her arms...please buy a bra! People please if you have to go to these types of places that are busy and small..take a shower first!

Anyways that was my day....I may be going to the DMV on Thursday....Yay Me!! 

Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggles...  
#47 | 1417 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Hopefully we are having the same thoughts.

Daughter had an awesome volleyball tourney on saturday.  Son makes me proud also.

13 days til cruise.

Happy Bday to my sister.

Braves played valiantly, although I've added a new c word to the list.  Skins beat the Packers.  Hockey is in full swing.

Not much else, if you want anything else, just ask (or stalk, whichever).
 Yay you picked my option 
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggles...  
#48 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Hola amigos y amigas!! 

So I'm enjoying my second day of vacation, when my youngest daughter decides to apply online to work at Target!! Then we realize we can't find her Social Security card. So we decide to go to the local SS office to get a replacement. BIG MISTAKE! We get there and there are tons of people we take a number look up they are on #214 we are #265. Do you ever see the people at these kind of offices?? OMG really huge, older lady wearing a wife beater and no bra, thanks for the searing pain in my eyes! Other huge lady with a black shirt and boobs under her arms...please buy a bra! People please if you have to go to these types of places that are busy and small..take a shower first!

Anyways that was my day....I may be going to the DMV on Thursday....Yay Me!! 

Social Security Office and DMV in the same week? Wow that's how I envision spending my vacation
Leigh (My mind is in overdrive)...  
#49 | 1417 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i'd like to give a big, fat "f*ck you" to technology. F*CK YOU!! i just got this new phone and have enjoyed my maybe 30 contacts in it. that's all i f*cking need when i really only actively use maybe 10. i put my yahoo and my facebook apps on the damn thing and it uploaded every person i've had on the accounts and now i have 600ish contacts in my phone................g*d*mmit.
 What kind of phone do you have? My iphone tried to do that to me but I was able to eliminate the contacts that it tried to load in from my YIM and Facebook. There's some sort of setting to ignore those.
Leigh (My mind is in overdrive)...  
#50 | 1417 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Social Security Office and DMV in the same week? Wow that's how I envision spending my vacation
 Yeah well I don't have any plans til Vegas in November. I have been trying to save for that!! Social Security office trip was completely unplanned 
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggles...  
#51 | 1416 days ago

Good Evening you Sore-Jawed Clamsqueezers,

Oh Filter Error... what a rough couple of days.  So everyday I wait for this guy to come in and order his lunch.  I know I should feel the way I do, but I just can't help it.  He makes me smile.  Well all my coworkers know that I have this crush on him, they see his surveillance pics from our cameras taped in my locker next to his used napkins and the creme de la creme the wad of gum he put in a receipt...  anyway, he came in a couple of days ago and one of my co-workers said "Your boyfriends here" I immediately got that hot cold feeling all over.. cause by the look on his face, I think that he heard..Anyway, to make a long story longer.. he ordered his food and left.. and that was the last time I saw him.  I have been coming in early and sitting in my car after work, thinking maybe he just come in later.. or earlier.  I started going around to local hospitals looking for him.. but alas.. nothing.  My life feels empty.

So needless to say...dot dot dot...

This is for you Combo number 5 with a large Diet.  I miss you.

Brian McKnight - Anytime
I can't remember, why we fell apart
From something that was so meant to be
Forever was the promise in our hearts
Now more and more, I wonder where you are

Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me?
Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
I miss you

Still have your picture in a frame
Hear your footsteps down the hall
I swear I hear your voice, driving me insane
How I wish that you would call to say

Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me?
Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
I miss you
I miss you
I miss you

(No more)
Loneliness and heartache
(No more)
Crying myself to sleep
(No more)
Wondering about tomorrow
Won't you come back to me, come back to me?

Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me?
Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
I miss you

I miss you
I miss you
I miss you
...
Cocktail of choice...  
#52 | 1416 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Good Evening you Sore-Jawed Clamsqueezers,

Oh Filter Error... what a rough couple of days.  So everyday I wait for this guy to come in and order his lunch.  I know I should feel the way I do, but I just can't help it.  He makes me smile.  Well all my coworkers know that I have this crush on him, they see his surveillance pics from our cameras taped in my locker next to his used napkins and the creme de la creme the wad of gum he put in a receipt...  anyway, he came in a couple of days ago and one of my co-workers said "Your boyfriends here" I immediately got that hot cold feeling all over.. cause by the look on his face, I think that he heard..Anyway, to make a long story longer.. he ordered his food and left.. and that was the last time I saw him.  I have been coming in early and sitting in my car after work, thinking maybe he just come in later.. or earlier.  I started going around to local hospitals looking for him.. but alas.. nothing.  My life feels empty.

So needless to say...dot dot dot...

This is for you Combo number 5 with a large Diet.  I miss you.

Brian McKnight - Anytime
I can't remember, why we fell apart
From something that was so meant to be
Forever was the promise in our hearts
Now more and more, I wonder where you are

Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me?
Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
I miss you

Still have your picture in a frame
Hear your footsteps down the hall
I swear I hear your voice, driving me insane
How I wish that you would call to say

Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me?
Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
I miss you
I miss you
I miss you

(No more)
Loneliness and heartache
(No more)
Crying myself to sleep
(No more)
Wondering about tomorrow
Won't you come back to me, come back to me?

Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me?
Do I ever cross your mind, any time?
I miss you

I miss you
I miss you
I miss you
...
ROTFL

Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  
#53 | 1416 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

since i am so lucky as to be an option on today's poll, your picture will be my painting for the day, sister.



you. are. welcome. actually it was nothing. that's the cutest damn picture on the faniq.

kicked some elliptical's ass last night and my heel already feels the benefit of it! wooty woo!

right now - van halen
Don't wanna wait 'til tomorrow
Why put it off another day?
One by one, little problems
Build up, and stand in our way. Oh

One step ahead, one step behind it
Now ya gotta run to get even
Make future plans I'll dream about yesterday, hey!
Come on turn, turn this thing around

(Right now) Hey! It's your tomorrow
(Right now) Come on, it's everything
(Right now) Catch your magic moment
Do it right here and now
It means everything

Miss a beat, you lose a rhythm
An nothin' falls into place. No!
Only missed by a fraction
Slipped a little off your pace. Oh!

The more things you get, the more you want
Just trade in one for another
Workin' so hard to make it easy
Whoa, got to turn. Come on, turn this thing around

(Right now) Hey, it's your tomorrow
(Right now) Come on, it's everything
(Right now) catch that magic moment
Do it right here and now
It means everything

Said a lie to me
Right now
What are ya waitin' for? Oh! Yeah!
Right now

(Guitar Solo)

(Right now) Hey! It's your tomorrow
(Right now) Come on, it's everything
(Right now) Catch that magic moment
And do it right, right now (Right now)
Oh, right now!

It's what's happening
Right here and now
Right now, it's right now
Oh!
Tell me, what are ya waitin' for?
Turn this thing around

 

BEST.
PAINTING.
EVER.

Kat (Most of my thoughts violate the CoC)...  

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