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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Sorry about my most depressing rant ever yesterday. Thanks to all of you for listening, esp. those of you who actually had the pleasure of me bitching directly to you yesterday. Filter Error 10/14 Photo

It's a new day, blah blah blah. Get up, get out, and get something.
| Closed on 10/25/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
31 Fans 
23%a. Good Morning...
10%b. Mirror Mirror, on the wall...
0%c. You went from Beyonce to Bigfoot in less than 6 f**king hours!...
26%d. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics...
3%e. Muppet Babies...
23%f. Say F**k That....
6%g. Pineapple Screwdriver...
10%h. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#12 | 1378 days ago

Morning Dweezlebopper Eaters!

First --------------I WANT  A MINI GIRAFFE  (said in Varuca Salt awesomeness). Seriously though, I'd pay big money....which being on a teacher's salary isn't much but still.
I need to work on "getting something."
I have an art project scheduled for today----------- I hope for the best.
I'm NOT a fan of No Child Left Behind being authorized again. When will we all start putting kids first. Everyone thinks they know the answer but never bother asking those of us in the trenches. Why should they, the general public is just fine with thinking it's the teachers fault. Sigh. I mean you not talking to your kid and not working on things at home couldn't be the problem. Not to mention the lamos having kids.................which then makes ......well you all know....more of the same. OK...I'm depressed. Lovely.

Have a good one you all. Remember only you can prevent stupidity.
Say F**k That....  
  
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#1 | 1378 days ago

HOLA AMIGOS
Good Morning...  
#2 | 1378 days ago

Ashlie is the coolest of all, no need to apologize we all have days like that.

The Miners got rescued, was wonderful to watch this. Was fantastic to hear some good news, good luck as they enter back into the world.
Mirror Mirror, on the wall...  
#3 | 1378 days ago

A new day has come my friends but nothing's changed so my mood hasn't changed and to make it worse my Favorite teams owners have turned out to be real A** H****.
Mirror Mirror, on the wall...  
#4 | 1378 days ago

 I'm up, going out to work, and ... I guess I'll try to get something now.  Something good.

Back this evening.
Good Morning...  
#5 | 1378 days ago

Beautiful day, great to be alive - Thirsty Thursday today meaning happy hour is calling my name.  I'll probably get talked into bowling tonight as well.  Gonna go show off my skills, and by skills I mean it's gonna be ugly. 

Can't stop laughing at this....

#6 | 1378 days ago

I renegotiated my mortgage last night. I had done a fair amount of research and since I work in finance I had a good idea of how much my bank could move off their posted rates. I went in and told them what the competitor's rates were, how much business I had given them over the years, I what I was willing to accept as a rate. The lady processing my mortgage seemed a little floored so she left and had a 15 minute discussion with the branch manager. She eventually came back with a smile on her face and didn't even bother to counter offer. 5 minutes later, the papers were signed and I was on my way.

Have a great day all.

#7 | 1378 days ago

Whatup?
  "The sun is shining, there's plenty of life,  a new day is dawning, sunny & bright."  But after I've been drinking for the last two days, with my new best buddies & bro-in-law I'm gonna hit the brakes today (his liver aplauds), and dedicate the rest of the week to my honey. I have an outdoor lunch (don't use "picnic", long story) on the lake planned for today.  Bottle of wine, popcorn to throw at the swans (thaaat's right I said swans), the whole nine. Then we're gonna  party together tomorrow, and rest Sat. (which really means "watch the Yankees) before the long drive home Sunday.
So have a good day & don't hurt nobody (unless they're really into that stuff lol).
Pineapple Screwdriver...  
#8 | 1378 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Good morning,  haven't been on a lot lately hope all is well. My stupid back has decided to quit working so it's off to my Dr. for drugs that make me so loopy I can't  do nothing but drool and laugh. So I will definetly be back later to read all the comments so you bitches better be funny today. That way at least the pain in my back will be worth it.  
Mirror Mirror, on the wall...  
#9 | 1378 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Good morning,  haven't been on a lot lately hope all is well. My stupid back has decided to quit working so it's off to my Dr. for drugs that make me so loopy I can't  do nothing but drool and laugh. So I will definetly be back later to read all the comments so you bitches better be funny today. That way at least the pain in my back will be worth it.  
Really? your Dr. does that? ahem..Where is his office? Just kidding, hope you get well soon, go to your appointment and get some rest. Take care Glenda.

Happy Thursday everyone!! XOXO
#10 | 1378 days ago

They got the gas leaf blowers out @ 8:30 this morning, which was FAN-tastic! /sarcasm I did watch these two dudes make a perfect square pile of tiny leaves with those Category 4 blowers (paula ain't got sh!t on these bad boys!) it was pretty amazing. Isn't nature or whatever amazing? my 10 o'clock is running late, so I thought I'd share...
Beaneaters...  
#11 | 1378 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I feel hungover, and I think its because I am. Stupid stupid stupid stupid!!!!  

Meh.

#12 | 1378 days ago

Morning Dweezlebopper Eaters!

First --------------I WANT  A MINI GIRAFFE  (said in Varuca Salt awesomeness). Seriously though, I'd pay big money....which being on a teacher's salary isn't much but still.
I need to work on "getting something."
I have an art project scheduled for today----------- I hope for the best.
I'm NOT a fan of No Child Left Behind being authorized again. When will we all start putting kids first. Everyone thinks they know the answer but never bother asking those of us in the trenches. Why should they, the general public is just fine with thinking it's the teachers fault. Sigh. I mean you not talking to your kid and not working on things at home couldn't be the problem. Not to mention the lamos having kids.................which then makes ......well you all know....more of the same. OK...I'm depressed. Lovely.

Have a good one you all. Remember only you can prevent stupidity.
Say F**k That....  
#13 | 1378 days ago

Morning, morning, morning,  my bf is driving me nuts today. I am just before screaming.  I have told him 15 times i do not want to go to town with him.  Does he not hear me?   
Good Morning...  
#14 | 1378 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
Shi**y night (after a nice hockey win of course ), shi**y morning.. At least there's one good thing to look forward to today

later bitches

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics...  
#15 | 1378 days ago

dave: get back here and inspire me, dammit.

j.d.: you made my morning way better by posting that giraffe.

jason: hi

just dunked into my first worktail of the day. it's one of those days. apart from a nap here and there, this is my second day in a row of not getting to sleep until 6am. it's also my second day in a row of waking up from my first lesbionic dreams. i'm talking some raunchy make a porn director blush stuff. i blame 3000 miles to graceland and i hope to all my gods that my girliness realigns itself pronto. to each their own, but i personally prefer hetero sex dreams.

i am considering taking the night off tonight to cook for a friend, get drunk and carve pumpkins. he's going through some sh!t that's so depressing it's sinking my ship along with his. what better way to take a break from all that fun than to take sharp knives to resistant vegetation and light them on fire? i'm thinking one of those sweet kerosene ones:



in other news, my feet are cold.

Say F**k That....  
#16 | 1378 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Beautiful day, great to be alive - Thirsty Thursday today meaning happy hour is calling my name.  I'll probably get talked into bowling tonight as well.  Gonna go show off my skills, and by skills I mean it's gonna be ugly. 

Can't stop laughing at this....

You have skills? 

Have a drink for me..... Not drinking right now, I sure need one!
Say F**k That....  
#17 | 1378 days ago

half_baked wrote:

I renegotiated my mortgage last night. I had done a fair amount of research and since I work in finance I had a good idea of how much my bank could move off their posted rates. I went in and told them what the competitor's rates were, how much business I had given them over the years, I what I was willing to accept as a rate. The lady processing my mortgage seemed a little floored so she left and had a 15 minute discussion with the branch manager. She eventually came back with a smile on her face and didn't even bother to counter offer. 5 minutes later, the papers were signed and I was on my way.

Have a great day all.

Must have been sober when you did this...

Congrats on getting what you wanted!! Always a plus
Say F**k That....  
#18 | 1378 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Whatup?
  "The sun is shining, there's plenty of life,  a new day is dawning, sunny & bright."  But after I've been drinking for the last two days, with my new best buddies & bro-in-law I'm gonna hit the brakes today (his liver aplauds), and dedicate the rest of the week to my honey. I have an outdoor lunch (don't use "picnic", long story) on the lake planned for today.  Bottle of wine, popcorn to throw at the swans (thaaat's right I said swans), the whole nine. Then we're gonna  party together tomorrow, and rest Sat. (which really means "watch the Yankees) before the long drive home Sunday.
So have a good day & don't hurt nobody (unless they're really into that stuff lol).
I want to hurt my BF... PLEASE!!  

He so deserves it ....... 
Say F**k That....  
#19 | 1378 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Good morning,  haven't been on a lot lately hope all is well. My stupid back has decided to quit working so it's off to my Dr. for drugs that make me so loopy I can't  do nothing but drool and laugh. So I will definetly be back later to read all the comments so you bitches better be funny today. That way at least the pain in my back will be worth it.  
Sorry to hear that....  how about I bring my drugs and we can drool together and laugh at each other !!  

This morning I went to use laptop, I just got it totally fixed last night, won't fu*king work, back to BF  sitting in his place waiting for him to get his a$$ up and fix it.....  I really need to get me some too... The A$$ HO!E won't give it up... I think I need to find me a FF.......
Say F**k That....  
#20 | 1378 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo


Good Morning Qville !


After a successful day at the track yesterday  (thanks for the luck Violet ) it is another nice and cool day on the Bayou as cold front has slid on through


Countdown to Halloween continues and i am setting my Netflix Queue with an array of horror movies to watch



Short and Sweet on Thursday Morning so ................ That is ALL ! 
Good Morning...  
#21 | 1378 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

dave: get back here and inspire me, dammit.

j.d.: you made my morning way better by posting that giraffe.

jason: hi

just dunked into my first worktail of the day. it's one of those days. apart from a nap here and there, this is my second day in a row of not getting to sleep until 6am. it's also my second day in a row of waking up from my first lesbionic dreams. i'm talking some raunchy make a porn director blush stuff. i blame 3000 miles to graceland and i hope to all my gods that my girliness realigns itself pronto. to each their own, but i personally prefer hetero sex dreams.

i am considering taking the night off tonight to cook for a friend, get drunk and carve pumpkins. he's going through some sh!t that's so depressing it's sinking my ship along with his. what better way to take a break from all that fun than to take sharp knives to resistant vegetation and light them on fire? i'm thinking one of those sweet kerosene ones:



in other news, my feet are cold.

Confused at how 3000 Miles to Graceland would stir up homosexual feelings? 
Say F**k That....  
#22 | 1378 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Good morning,  haven't been on a lot lately hope all is well. My stupid back has decided to quit working so it's off to my Dr. for drugs that make me so loopy I can't  do nothing but drool and laugh. So I will definetly be back later to read all the comments so you bitches better be funny today. That way at least the pain in my back will be worth it.  

Glenda , i hope ya get well soon !   I feel your pain as i have a bad back myself and really pisses me off , but i am def missing out on the good drugs side of things -  i need a referral to that Dr of yours
Good Morning...  
#23 | 1378 days ago

Morning Q'rs......It's still early, nothing of interest is happening at the moment... I hate the in between moments, when I have absolutely nothing to do...makes me feel guilty like I should find something to do .......
oh well, i'm going to listen to the youngins complain about life and how rough it is, it always makes me smile....

play nice....Peace......
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics...  
#24 | 1378 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

kteacher wrote:
Morning Dweezlebopper Eaters!

First --------------I WANT  A MINI GIRAFFE  (said in Varuca Salt awesomeness). Seriously though, I'd pay big money....which being on a teacher's salary isn't much but still.
I need to work on "getting something."
I have an art project scheduled for today----------- I hope for the best.
I'm NOT a fan of No Child Left Behind being authorized again. When will we all start putting kids first. Everyone thinks they know the answer but never bother asking those of us in the trenches. Why should they, the general public is just fine with thinking it's the teachers fault. Sigh. I mean you not talking to your kid and not working on things at home couldn't be the problem. Not to mention the lamos having kids.................which then makes ......well you all know....more of the same. OK...I'm depressed. Lovely.

Have a good one you all. Remember only you can prevent stupidity.

A  Willy Wonka reference !   Ahhhhhh i have a crush on the teach


I love Willy Wonka , from a child to even now i don't know what it is just brings out the kid in me !


Good Morning...  
#25 | 1378 days ago

Morning Q~ Land

It is a Effing cold day out, winds must be 20 mph.  It feels like 20 degrees out there. Had to go home for a few minutes this morning. Went back to BF house and waiting for his Lazy A$$ to wake up!  He fixed my computer, but now the d@mn thing won't work at my house. Tried for 3 hours to get it working.... WTF am I doing wrong?  

Daughter and Son are sick, been nice to be gone for the week. Dad has them this week.  My BF will be so HAPPY when Sunday rolls around and I am not even here!  Apartment to himself!! 

Life has been unkind lately, but like I tell my friends here, I am the victim, but once I play the victim, he wins!  I am going to stand on my own 2 feet and kick some A$$ today!  Yes, it's an A$$ kicking day here!  I am in a good mood, can you imagine if I was not!  
I made a list even of who's A$$ is first and still waiting on who's will be last. Or I might just keep going until the sun goes down!! 

Made my own Pizza Pockets last night( I usually make my own Cheeseburger ones) They were d@mn tasty!  I went to go get Ice Cream out of BF freezer, Damn, his freezer stopped working, all it was, was a Ice Cream Liquid Shake, nasty.... Hope he gets it fixed today!  I am making him my Candy Bar Brownies later... D@mn they are good, Some say better than sex, I do disagree!! NOTHING and I mean NOTHING  could ever be better than Sex! 

I won a Bet on the Titan/ Cowgirl game on Sunday.... I WON!!  Now they have to wear one of my Lip Avatars for a week.  We have one going on for the Vikes/Cowgirl game this Sunday, I hope they can win, otherwise..... I have to use a Cowgirl Avatar or a Cowgirl Truck one..... I DON'T want to lose... Come on Vikes, lets pull it together and win one! 
Say F**k That....  
#26 | 1378 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
Must have been sober when you did this...

Congrats on getting what you wanted!! Always a plus
Ya...I didn't have a drink until after.......I'm smart that way...ha ha...
#27 | 1378 days ago




HOLLA BACK you Tiny-Fisted Peebuckets.

I miss Arrested Development... however I did have grilled cheese for brunch.  I need sweet tea. I hope Obama hears this mans cries.  There is a fly in my house.  I'm over Brothers and Sisters every week, yet I still watch it.  I'm sober. I don't work today..again.  I want brownie Bites from McDonalds, but they don't have them anymore.  They do however have Monopoly.  I might move into a McDonalds till I win something.  I have a Peace Lily that needs rehab.  I shampooed my carpet last week.  I swear I am sober, caffeine included.

Jason Reeves - You in a Song

Tryin to figure out which way I want this to go
Do I want it to be happy or sad or fast or slow?
Tryin to work it out just what it is I feel
Do I wanna rock you, shock you, soothe you, or move you??

I just wanna write you in a song
Put your smile on paper so you can sing along
I just wanna bottle the sun
Keep your light a secret I can find when you are gone...

You are like a beautiful tree
With roots in the ground so deep they could never be seen
I'm a leaf that's ready to fall
And the wind's gonna blow me someday away from it all..

I just wanna write you in a song
Put your smile on paper so you can sing along
I just wanna bottle the sun
Keep your light a secret I can find when you are gone...

Most people when they can't get away
It makes them more than a little crazy
Well I'm the one that can never stay
But I'll always have you with me in this song...
Muppet Babies...  
#28 | 1378 days ago

I am tired of the jets being so good and them knowing it ...and why did adam have to eat the darn apple or was it eve oh well whoever it was they should stuck to the grapes....a scary thought came to me after I totally recover will I have to go bact to work ...oh well its almost sunday and everything is well ...god bless all my fellow iquers
Good Morning...  
#29 | 1378 days ago

half_baked wrote:
Ya...I didn't have a drink until after.......I'm smart that way...ha ha...
Good Thinking!   I had to stop drinking, it was getting in my way of all my fun... WHO the HE!! am I fooling...... anyone??? 
Say F**k That....  
#30 | 1378 days ago

Anyone want to bake me some cookies. Im a whore for chocolate chip cookies. I really would probably do anything for some right now.
Say F**k That....  
#31 | 1378 days ago

wouldnt that be cheating?
Good Morning...  
#32 | 1378 days ago

wouldnt that be cheating?
Good Morning...  
#33 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Anyone want to bake me some cookies. Im a whore for chocolate chip cookies. I really would probably do anything for some right now.
I kid you not.... I have some baking in the oven right now..  You want some?
Say F**k That....  
#34 | 1378 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Jason_ wrote:
Anyone want to bake me some cookies. Im a whore for chocolate chip cookies. I really would probably do anything for some right now.
 Please you'd whore yourself out for a chocolate chip.  
Mirror Mirror, on the wall...  
#35 | 1378 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
Morning Q~ Land

It is a Effing cold day out, winds must be 20 mph.  It feels like 20 degrees out there. Had to go home for a few minutes this morning. Went back to BF house and waiting for his Lazy A$$ to wake up!  He fixed my computer, but now the d@mn thing won't work at my house. Tried for 3 hours to get it working.... WTF am I doing wrong?  

Daughter and Son are sick, been nice to be gone for the week. Dad has them this week.  My BF will be so HAPPY when Sunday rolls around and I am not even here!  Apartment to himself!! 

Life has been unkind lately, but like I tell my friends here, I am the victim, but once I play the victim, he wins!  I am going to stand on my own 2 feet and kick some A$$ today!  Yes, it's an A$$ kicking day here!  I am in a good mood, can you imagine if I was not!  
I made a list even of who's A$$ is first and still waiting on who's will be last. Or I might just keep going until the sun goes down!! 

Made my own Pizza Pockets last night( I usually make my own Cheeseburger ones) They were d@mn tasty!  I went to go get Ice Cream out of BF freezer, Damn, his freezer stopped working, all it was, was a Ice Cream Liquid Shake, nasty.... Hope he gets it fixed today!  I am making him my Candy Bar Brownies later... D@mn they are good, Some say better than sex, I do disagree!! NOTHING and I mean NOTHING  could ever be better than Sex! 

I won a Bet on the Titan/ Cowgirl game on Sunday.... I WON!!  Now they have to wear one of my Lip Avatars for a week.  We have one going on for the Vikes/Cowgirl game this Sunday, I hope they can win, otherwise..... I have to use a Cowgirl Avatar or a Cowgirl Truck one..... I DON'T want to lose... Come on Vikes, lets pull it together and win one! 

you posted 16 times and then said Morning. LOL

Pineapple Screwdriver...  
#36 | 1378 days ago

miners are free, leafs won, all is right with the world...except my back is killing me and it is freezing here, someone just asked me what is up today and I replied "my nipples, it is freezing in here"...classic line from Cheers...cubsgirl, I know all about back pain, I have been living with chronic pain since 1988, I am going to try an inversion table so I will let you know how it works...and Nikki if you need any help with your a@@ kicking give me a shout...I already have a house hippo at home but I do need that little giraffe...
#37 | 1378 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
I kid you not.... I have some baking in the oven right now..  You want some?
Some?  How about all!
Say F**k That....  
#38 | 1378 days ago

miners are free, leafs won, all is right with the world...except my back is killing me and it is freezing here, someone just asked me what is up today and I replied "my nipples, it is freezing in here"...classic line from Cheers...cubsgirl, I know all about back pain, I have been living with chronic pain since 1988, I am going to try an inversion table so I will let you know how it works...and Nikki if you need any help with your a@@ kicking give me a shout...I already have a house hippo at home but I do need that little giraffe...
#39 | 1378 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Please you'd whore yourself out for a chocolate chip.  
G*dd*mnit...im supposed to be turning over a new leaf or something around here....ive got to up my standards a little.
Say F**k That....  
#40 | 1378 days ago

who is pimping chocolate chips and where can I get some?
#41 | 1378 days ago

 The ghost of Michael Jackson was really disappointed when he found out those Chileans were miners.
#42 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

you posted 16 times and then said Morning. LOL

Well, I was making my way down the post!! 
Say F**k That....  
#43 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Some?  How about all!
Ok, first batch is all yours... Like 4.5 dz. cookies.. Nice big one too....
Say F**k That....  
#44 | 1378 days ago

BostockDJ wrote:
miners are free, leafs won, all is right with the world...except my back is killing me and it is freezing here, someone just asked me what is up today and I replied "my nipples, it is freezing in here"...classic line from Cheers...cubsgirl, I know all about back pain, I have been living with chronic pain since 1988, I am going to try an inversion table so I will let you know how it works...and Nikki if you need any help with your a@@ kicking give me a shout...I already have a house hippo at home but I do need that little giraffe...
I will give you a shout out if I do... my A$$ kicking day is about to begin!!
Say F**k That....  
#45 | 1378 days ago

BostockDJ wrote:
who is pimping chocolate chips and where can I get some?
If you want some, let me know... I will make you some next..
Say F**k That....  
#46 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
G*dd*mnit...im supposed to be turning over a new leaf or something around here....ive got to up my standards a little.
Will it help to know that I make them with 3 kinds of Chocolate Chips? Semi- Sweet, Milk Chocolate, & Dark Chocolate?
Say F**k That....  
#47 | 1378 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 The ghost of Michael Jackson was really disappointed when he found out those Chileans were miners.
now that is funny, disrespectful, but funny...
#48 | 1378 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
If you want some, let me know... I will make you some next..
just tell me where and when and I am there...
#49 | 1378 days ago

Now, MN ..... But right now they are hot, chocloate is melting just right.... D@mn these are good 
Say F**k That....  
#50 | 1378 days ago

kteacher, I know what you mean about putting kids first...I was head coach of my sons high school football team last year and a kid came up to me and said that he "needed" to play to give him some discipline and structure...he was reaching out and needed help but the school administration said he could not be on the school team because of problems he had the previous year...needless to say I am no longer coach...these are kids dammit, give them a chance... 
#51 | 1378 days ago

minny here I come...
#52 | 1378 days ago
18packabs (+)

What a freakin Awesome day it is, despite it pouring rain outside.


I went to KB Motorsports for their Grand Opening this morning and had a BLAST.


I actually met and talked with JD Gibbs, President of Joe Gibbs Racing and Son of the Hall of fame Coach. Got a picture with him too. I doubt anything can ruin my day.

btw, Races are this weekend.  so lets get Loud and have some fun.


Gimme fuel, gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Ooh

Turn on, I see red
Adrenaline crash and crack my head
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
And I see red

A hundred plus through black and whites, ha, ha
War horse, warhead
Fuck 'em man, white knuckle tight
Through black and white

Ooh, and I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burnin' hard, loose and clean

And I burn
Turning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline

So gimme fuel, gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire, hey
Yeah

Hey, turn on beyond the bone
Swallow future, spit out hope
Burn your face upon that chrome
Yeah

Take the corner, going to crash
Headlights, head on, headlines
Another junkie lives too fast
Yeah, lives way too fast, fast, fast, woh

Ooh, and I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burnin' hard, loose and clean

Ooh, and I burn
Churning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline

So gimme fuel, gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire

Ooh, yeah, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey
Feel it burning
Burn my fuckin' pain

Ooh, I burn
Fuel is pumping engines
Burnin' hard, loose and clean

Then I burn
Turning my direction
Quench my thirst with gasoline

Gimme fuel, gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire, yeah

That burn, yeah
Beaneaters...  
#53 | 1378 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
wouldnt that be cheating?
who are you talking to?
Pineapple Screwdriver...  
#54 | 1378 days ago

I am 5  minutes away from entering a room with all kinds of paint and 27 kids. Send out a search party if I am not back.
Say F**k That....  
#55 | 1378 days ago

BostockDJ wrote:
kteacher, I know what you mean about putting kids first...I was head coach of my sons high school football team last year and a kid came up to me and said that he "needed" to play to give him some discipline and structure...he was reaching out and needed help but the school administration said he could not be on the school team because of problems he had the previous year...needless to say I am no longer coach...these are kids dammit, give them a chance... 
...And a second one, if neccesary.  
Pineapple Screwdriver...  
#56 | 1378 days ago

So last night was my first official shift as a member of the Black Jacket Squad(management in our kitchen). The company threw an end of summer party for management, wierd the low man(me) had to stay and run the kitchen, while everyone else got their party on. Everything went well, the kitchen is still standing, the customers left happy, and I didn't quit.

Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit

That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time

Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah

U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play

U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics...  
#57 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
who are you talking to?
Nikki's comment she needs a FF
Good Morning...  
#58 | 1378 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
Nikki's comment she needs a FF
oh...not if you don't get caught.
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#59 | 1378 days ago

So seriously, we still don't have the stop following a topic option back. With the invention of the sports bar, I REALLY need that option now.
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#60 | 1378 days ago

 Good almost afternoon!!

So its my last day of vacation...Yuck! Had a great time last night, went to a friends house for a bbq that turned into a late night drink fest! Got home late and drunk, had a hangover kind of this morning, so when I got up I went to the fridge and opened a beer!! It works every time. 

Leigh~I think it must have been sex dream night last night! 
Ash~ LMAO (You know why)

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#61 | 1378 days ago

Hidi Ho F'ers!!!!!!!!!

I'm playin hooky for a little while.  I'm at a point in all of my classes where I spend half the class teaching half the class more than half of what the F the professor is saying, because nobody can understand half the s*** they're saying, because less then half are even willing to listen to half the s*** they're saying!!!!!!!!!!  Soooooooooooooooooo ... I'm FREAK watching ... and I haven't seen anything impressive yet!

In the N.W.S.E.   However ...

"Biden reveals Obama's ..."  <~~~ A title like that can stop right there as far as I'm concerned!  I refuse to click on any article talking about what Biden is revealing unless it says out right, "Biden reveals he is in fact the White Devil!"

"Mosque defaced with bacon" <~~~ WTF were these clowns thinking???  I wish they'd be hanged in public!!!  Bacon is a precious commodity ... and the fact that certain religions don't believe in eating it leaves plenty more for me in the supermarkets world-wide!!!  Why can't I ever read an article about someone throwing collard greens or brussel sprouts or some s*** like that?????

With Jessie James and Tiger Woods out of the limelight and back to what they do best, "chucking wood," the President felt it was ok to lift the moratorium on offshore drilling!  <~~~ Go rent a boat and GET _ IT _ ONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Some Rabbi dude is no longer endorsing a "Horse" (Paladino ... that's a horse right?) in New York.  Apparently the horse made "anti-gay comments"   <~~~ Apparently verbalizing ones stance "For heterosexuality" and "against homosexuality" is now simply considered to be "anti gay" ... it's not "pro straight" ... and to say one does not support homosexuality is political suicide.  <~~~ To which I can only say, "That's Fn g*y dude!!!!"   Hey G*YS ... I LOVE BOOBS!!!  And I don't approve of one man checking out another man's package!!!  Neeners!!!  [I reckon politically I'm dead ... in a Democracy ... so I'll have to put on hold my plans to overthrow what you freaks have come to know as the "Free World" ... live it up F'ers!]

Do you have dense breasts?  Better check your bi-nadsrads  <~~~ If you have dense breasts your mammo-cop-a-feel might not be clear enough to determine whether you have cancer or not, so ultrasounds and/or MRI's may be better suited to help you catch anything EARLY!  How do you know if you have dense breasts??  Get with yer local 'McWiggle Rep' and schedule an appointment ... it won't be a problem to "pencil" you in!  Promise!  BYOL

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#62 | 1378 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Good almost afternoon!!

So its my last day of vacation...Yuck! Had a great time last night, went to a friends house for a bbq that turned into a late night drink fest! Got home late and drunk, had a hangover kind of this morning, so when I got up I went to the fridge and opened a beer!! It works every time. 

Leigh~I think it must have been sex dream night last night! 
Ash~ LMAO (You know why)

it's not funny. I'm thisclose to showing out.
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#63 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
it's not funny. I'm thisclose to showing out.
WTF does that mean?
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#64 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh...not if you don't get caught.
you sound like you've had one or have one now?
Good Morning...  
#65 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
WTF does that mean?

shush. I'm talking to Kat.

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#66 | 1378 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
you sound like you've had one or have one now?
im single so it doesnt matter. lol
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#67 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

shush. I'm talking to Kat.

I know its not that funny...well it kinda is!! I knew that was gonna bug the sh*t out of you! In my head its ridiculous! 
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#68 | 1378 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I know its not that funny...well it kinda is!! I knew that was gonna bug the sh*t out of you! In my head its ridiculous! 
well, yesterday stoney (subbing for janet) mocked me for letting that bug me in other places and then today.....WTF?! He deserves some sort of punch to the throat since i blame him for this.
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#69 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
im single so it doesnt matter. lol
you can change that
Good Morning...  
#70 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
well, yesterday stoney (subbing for janet) mocked me for letting that bug me in other places and then today.....WTF?! He deserves some sort of punch to the throat since i blame him for this.
 Well it is annoying! 
I want to see the throat punch..maybe take a picture!!
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#71 | 1378 days ago

(Edited by Joe_L)
Hola Qlanders

What a crappy day, UGH! A good friend at work tore his ACL about 3 months ago riding a dirt bike. He has been worried about losing his house and taking care of his kids (Christmas coming up) among other responsibilities. His recovery rate is going well, would've been able to return to work in 3-4 weeks. Get to work this morning, only to find his life took a turn for the worse. Last week he had a check up with his doctor, he received the results from his check up and test he had at the beginning of this the week. He has been diagnosed with inoperable pancreatic cancer, given 6 months at most.
Life throws all kinda a sh*t at you, guess you never really think about it till it hits close to you.
Go home tell your kids and family you love them.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony- Crossroads

Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone
Tell me what ya gonna do
where there ain't no where to run
when judgment comes for you,
when judgment comes for you?
What ya gonna do
where there ain't no where to hide
when judgment comes for you,
Cause it's gonna come for you
Bizzy:
let's all bring it in for Wally
Eazy sees Uncle Charlie,
Little Boo, God's got him,
and I'm gonna miss everybody,
I done roll with flows my game, looked at him while he lay
When playing with destiny, play too deep for me to say,
Lil Lazy came to me told me if he should decease
well then please bury me by my Gran Gran and when you can come follow
me.
Layzie:
God bless you workin on a plan to heaven
follow the Lord all 24/7 days
God is who we praise even though the devils all up in my face.
He keepin me safe and in my place
say grace to the gates we race,
but I change the face of judge,
then I guess my soul won't budge, grudge,
because there's no mercy for thugs,
ohhhhhh what can I do, it's all about a family and how we roll
Can I get a witness not enough fool
We livin our lives to eternal our souls ay o ayo...
Chorus 1:
Heeeeeeeey, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and still we lay,
still we lay, still we lay
Krayzie:
Now follow me roll stroll whether it's hell or it's heaven
let's come take a visit of the people that's long gone they rest
Wally, Eazy, Terry, Boo
And still keepin up wit they family
Exactly how many days we got lastin while you laughin we passin'
passin' away
God rest our souls cause I know I might meet you up at the crossroads
Yall know ya forever got love from
Bone Thugs baby
Wish:
Lil E-Z long gone,
really wish he could come home
But when it's time to die gotta go bye bye
all 'lil thug could do was cry, cry
Why'd they kill my dog?
Damn man I miss my Uncle Charles yall
he shouldn't be gone
in front of his home
what they did to Boo was wrong ohhhhhh (wrong, wrong)
was so wrong gotta hold on, gotta stay strong,
when the day come better believe Bone got a shoulder you can lean on,
lean on
Repeat Chorus 1 (fade into main chorus)
And we pray, and we pray and we pray and we pray.
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday...
And we pray, and we pray and we pray and we pray.
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday...
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
so you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
so you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
so you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
so you won't be lonely,
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
Livin' in a hateful world,
sending me (straight to heaven)
that's how we roll
Livin' in a hateful world,
sending me (straight to heaven)
that's how we roll
Livin' in a hateful world,
sending me (straight to heaven)
that's how we roll
And I ask the good lord why,
he sigh, he told me we live to die
Whats up wit dat murder yall?
See my little ousin was hung
Somebody really wrong anybody wanna touch that star?
And Ms. Sleazy set up easy to fall
You know while we sinnin
He intindin on endin it when it ends
He comin again and again and again
now tell me what ya gonna do.
Can somebody anybody tell me why hey...
Can somebody anybody tell me why,
he died,
we die,
I don't wanna die........
(so wrongoo, so wrongoo, wrong)
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely.......
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#72 | 1378 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Jason_ wrote:
G*dd*mnit...im supposed to be turning over a new leaf or something around here....ive got to up my standards a little.
 Ok fine nowadays it will take 2 chocolate chips. 
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#73 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
well, yesterday stoney (subbing for janet) mocked me for letting that bug me in other places and then today.....WTF?! He deserves some sort of punch to the throat since i blame him for this.
Do you know you can kill a person by punching them in the neck in the right spot?
Good Morning...  
#74 | 1378 days ago

Private conversations are for private.
Thanks.
LMAO.
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#75 | 1378 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

BostockDJ wrote:
miners are free, leafs won, all is right with the world...except my back is killing me and it is freezing here, someone just asked me what is up today and I replied "my nipples, it is freezing in here"...classic line from Cheers...cubsgirl, I know all about back pain, I have been living with chronic pain since 1988, I am going to try an inversion table so I will let you know how it works...and Nikki if you need any help with your a@@ kicking give me a shout...I already have a house hippo at home but I do need that little giraffe...
 Yeah that was great to watch, the miners. And thanks let me know cause living on pain killers is fun for oh all of 1 day. They make me sick to my stomach. 
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#76 | 1378 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Hola Qlanders

What a crappy day, UGH! A good friend at work tore his ACL about 3 months ago riding a dirt bike. He has been worried about losing his house and taking care of his kids (Christmas coming up) among other responsibilities. His recovery rate is going well, would've been able to return to work in 3-4 weeks. Get to work this morning, only to find his life took a turn for the worse. Last week he had a check up with his doctor, he received the results from his check up and test he had at the beginning of this the week. He has been diagnosed with inoperable pancreatic cancer, given 6 months at most.
Life throws all kinda a sh*t at you, guess you never really think about it till it hits close to you.
Go home tell your kids and family you love them.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony- Crossroads

Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone
Tell me what ya gonna do
where there ain't no where to run
when judgment comes for you,
when judgment comes for you?
What ya gonna do
where there ain't no where to hide
when judgment comes for you,
Cause it's gonna come for you
Bizzy:
let's all bring it in for Wally
Eazy sees Uncle Charlie,
Little Boo, God's got him,
and I'm gonna miss everybody,
I done roll with flows my game, looked at him while he lay
When playing with destiny, play too deep for me to say,
Lil Lazy came to me told me if he should decease
well then please bury me by my Gran Gran and when you can come follow
me.
Layzie:
God bless you workin on a plan to heaven
follow the Lord all 24/7 days
God is who we praise even though the devils all up in my face.
He keepin me safe and in my place
say grace to the gates we race,
but I change the face of judge,
then I guess my soul won't budge, grudge,
because there's no mercy for thugs,
ohhhhhh what can I do, it's all about a family and how we roll
Can I get a witness not enough fool
We livin our lives to eternal our souls ay o ayo...
Chorus 1:
Heeeeeeeey, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday everyday, everyday
And we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and still we lay,
still we lay, still we lay
Krayzie:
Now follow me roll stroll whether it's hell or it's heaven
let's come take a visit of the people that's long gone they rest
Wally, Eazy, Terry, Boo
And still keepin up wit they family
Exactly how many days we got lastin while you laughin we passin'
passin' away
God rest our souls cause I know I might meet you up at the crossroads
Yall know ya forever got love from
Bone Thugs baby
Wish:
Lil E-Z long gone,
really wish he could come home
But when it's time to die gotta go bye bye
all 'lil thug could do was cry, cry
Why'd they kill my dog?
Damn man I miss my Uncle Charles yall
he shouldn't be gone
in front of his home
what they did to Boo was wrong ohhhhhh (wrong, wrong)
was so wrong gotta hold on, gotta stay strong,
when the day come better believe Bone got a shoulder you can lean on,
lean on
Repeat Chorus 1 (fade into main chorus)
And we pray, and we pray and we pray and we pray.
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday...
And we pray, and we pray and we pray and we pray.
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday...
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
so you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
so you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
so you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
so you won't be lonely,
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody and I'm gonna miss everybody
Livin' in a hateful world,
sending me (straight to heaven)
that's how we roll
Livin' in a hateful world,
sending me (straight to heaven)
that's how we roll
Livin' in a hateful world,
sending me (straight to heaven)
that's how we roll
And I ask the good lord why,
he sigh, he told me we live to die
Whats up wit dat murder yall?
See my little ousin was hung
Somebody really wrong anybody wanna touch that star?
And Ms. Sleazy set up easy to fall
You know while we sinnin
He intindin on endin it when it ends
He comin again and again and again
now tell me what ya gonna do.
Can somebody anybody tell me why hey...
Can somebody anybody tell me why,
he died,
we die,
I don't wanna die........
(so wrongoo, so wrongoo, wrong)
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads(crossroads, crossroads)
So you won't be lonely.......
 Sorry to hear about your friend Joe.
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#77 | 1378 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
kobe_lova wrote:
well, yesterday stoney (subbing for janet) mocked me for letting that bug me in other places and then today.....WTF?! He deserves some sort of punch to the throat since i blame him for this.
hey!
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics...  
#78 | 1378 days ago

I am seriously considering breaking my classroom phone if I get one more freak'n interruption in my classroom.

Just sharing. Over and out.
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#79 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Private conversations are for private.
Thanks.
LMAO.
STFU.
Thanks.
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#80 | 1378 days ago

Alain, I could...but I actually don't mind being single for the first time in my adult life, and yes I did know that. I also know how and I know how to cause a person to bleed out quickly.

Stoney, you jinxed me!! you have to be punished.

Jason, Again..STFU!
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#81 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Alain, I could...but I actually don't mind being single for the first time in my adult life, and yes I did know that. I also know how and I know how to cause a person to bleed out quickly.

Stoney, you jinxed me!! you have to be punished.

Jason, Again..STFU!
rules are rules
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#82 | 1378 days ago

I didnt even say anything?!?!??!???!!!?!???!!!??!!!??!!
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#83 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I didnt even say anything?!?!??!???!!!?!???!!!??!!!??!!

WTF did I say?!
 

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#84 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

WTF did I say?!
 

!?????????!!?!?!!?????!!!????!!!?!?!???!??!?!?!???!??!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!???!??!!?!?
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#85 | 1378 days ago

OK.....the "kick something really really really hard" emotion that I was feeling vanished when my "Forest Gump" asked me how my day was going? lol I dig this kid. Makes me smile all the time.
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#86 | 1378 days ago

this interruption brought to you by today's painting:



"'nother season in the books"

shut it, clown. it's true for most of us.

everyone else, please continue.

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#87 | 1378 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

this interruption brought to you by today's painting:



"'nother season in the books"

shut it, clown. it's true for most of us.

everyone else, please continue.

Is that a used maxipad left in the grass in front of a prairie fire at night?
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#88 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
!?????????!!?!?!!?????!!!????!!!?!?!???!??!?!?!???!??!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!???!??!!?!?
SONOFAMOTHER...!!! UGH!
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#89 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Is that a used maxipad left in the grass in front of a prairie fire at night?
it's your face after you have to get stitches all over it cause i punched you so hard.
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#90 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Is that a used maxipad left in the grass in front of a prairie fire at night?





(tehehehe)

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#91 | 1378 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
it's your face after you have to get stitches all over it cause i punched you so hard.
I totally don't see that interpretation.  But nice MSpaint job.
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#92 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I totally don't see that interpretation.  But nice MSpaint job.
you see what your heart wants to see.
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#93 | 1378 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
you see what your heart wants to see.
What if my heart wants to see b**bies but i keep seeing the maxipad thing? 
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#94 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
!?????????!!?!?!!?????!!!????!!!?!?!???!??!?!?!???!??!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!???!??!!?!?
Oh, did you know that the option you chose is Kid Rock----------------->
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#95 | 1378 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Beautiful day, great to be alive - Thirsty Thursday today meaning happy hour is calling my name.  I'll probably get talked into bowling tonight as well.  Gonna go show off my skills, and by skills I mean it's gonna be ugly. 

Can't stop laughing at this....

It's hilarious! And what's that thing that is reflecting on the mirror? It moves at the same time the man kisses the giraffe, looks like a denim jacket, maybe is the guy who's shooting the video...Why do I have to pay attention to those minimal details?  Now I see why sometimes can't sleep at night, I keep thinking about nonsenses and stuff like that....
#96 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, did you know that the option you chose is Kid Rock----------------->
  Thats ridiculous. Im changing my answer.
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#97 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, did you know that the option you chose is Kid Rock----------------->
Wait..no its not...its f*cking Korn.
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#98 | 1378 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Wait..no its not...its f*cking Korn.
nope (i knew you were gonna say that). I was actually going to post the whole lyric, but I knew you wouldn't choose it then. That's the title of Kid Rock's. korn's is Y'all wanna single. I have both songs.
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#99 | 1378 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Today's been a difficult day.  My dad's in the hospital, and it's been so hard on him and my mom since his best friend passed away.  We all miss Bill a lot.  He was a great man.  Dad may not get to go to the visitation tomorrow night or the funeral on Saturday.  I'm really hoping he's able to get closure.

The good thing is Louisville has a Friday game this week.  Opening Big East play against Cincinnati.  I hope we kick ass and take names.

Have a good weekend, guys.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics...  
#100 | 1378 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
nope (i knew you were gonna say that). I was actually going to post the whole lyric, but I knew you wouldn't choose it then. That's the title of Kid Rock's. korn's is Y'all wanna single. I have both songs.
My new answer is officially Muppet Babies.

P.S. Im getting paid to watch Grandma's Boy. 
Say F**k That....  
#101 | 1378 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I am seriously considering breaking my classroom phone if I get one more freak'n interruption in my classroom.

Just sharing. Over and out.
1. Why are you posting here while teaching?
ii. Why is there a phone in your class? Is it in a booth in the corner? Rotary dial? Android? I need answers.
C. Who is calling you? Your Mom? Superintendent Chalmers? Skinner? Janet? Telemarketers?
4. What's the number? I got some killer prank calls that'll knock your kids' socks off.
Beaneaters...  
#102 | 1378 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
 First to Leigh, sorry I had to work my 8 hours, but here is your inspiration:

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit.
~ Conrad Hilton

Secondly, to Leigh, if you need help reaffirming your heterosexuality, I am more than willing to help, and probably more nicely than the rest of the ass monkeys pervs male q'ers on here.

Work:  Had my 90 day evaluation.  Not appreciating the way they do bonuses, and it's so f**king easy to screw over another employee that i might not make the next 90 day evaluation.  (I was only given a 30 day extension, but the whole company sucks, I could probably run the place in 5 years).  If it weren't for the cruise I won, I'd probably be looking elsewhere already.

Next two days off, BBQ and Bonfire on Saturday, hockey game in 20 minutes, Huskers and Texass on Saturday, then 5 days of work before cruise time.  

Is Gin and Coke an actual drink? About to find out...

Not sure why this song came to me in a vision, but I hope you enjoy:

Black Sabbath:

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind 
People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time 
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy 
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify 
Can you help me occupy my brain? 
Oh yeah 
I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find 
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind 
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry 
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal 
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state 
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late



Good Morning...  
#103 | 1378 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. Why are you posting here while teaching?
ii. Why is there a phone in your class? Is it in a booth in the corner? Rotary dial? Android? I need answers.
C. Who is calling you? Your Mom? Superintendent Chalmers? Skinner? Janet? Telemarketers?
4. What's the number? I got some killer prank calls that'll knock your kids' socks off.
1. I do get a break. It was recess. I had 5 minutes after relieving my bladder.
ii.  Schools have phones. It's been a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng while since you were in school. This is the norm. It's mounted to the wall near my sink and it's F'N touch tone.
C. The office. This kid needs to go to speech. The kid that is absent father is here to pick up her homework. Your student has a gynormous bug bite on her hand and it's swelling by the minute.....we want to watch it. Can you send so and so up to the office in 45 minutes.     People----secretary, nurse, speech teacher, and parent
4. 1-800-NOT-NYCE
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#104 | 1378 days ago

 No, no it is not. Granted, I may be the wrong person to ask.
#105 | 1378 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

kantwistaye wrote:
 No, no it is not. Granted, I may be the wrong person to ask.
Thanks, Mike.  I deleted the post because I didn't want to offend anyone.  But yes, I chuckled at the little person running through the library while not picking up his feet.  Poor taste or not.  I have no scruples.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics...  
#106 | 1378 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Sorry to hear about your friend Joe.
Thanks Kat.
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#107 | 1378 days ago

I'm back, but really nothing exciting happened today...I did find out that candy corn has many uses.....lol....

Have a good one Q'rs......Peace
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics...  
#108 | 1378 days ago

Good Evening Everybodee!   Happy Friday Eve.

Just got home from work, after attending a meeting to learn how to fill out and submit payroll records for a public works job.   Fun, fun, fun.

Other than that, not much going on.  I get to pick my daughter up from band practice soon, so no time to relax much.

Leigh, nice photo.   Was that MSPaint?   I'm not much of an artist (other that painting over avatar photos), but I've learned never to mock even a simple program like Paint.   It's not the tools, it's the artist.

A good example can be seen on this location:      http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728017
Good Morning...  
#109 | 1378 days ago

kteacher wrote:
1. I do get a break. It was recess. I had 5 minutes after relieving my bladder.
ii.  Schools have phones. It's been a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng while since you were in school. This is the norm. It's mounted to the wall near my sink and it's F'N touch tone.
C. The office. This kid needs to go to speech. The kid that is absent father is here to pick up her homework. Your student has a gynormous bug bite on her hand and it's swelling by the minute.....we want to watch it. Can you send so and so up to the office in 45 minutes.     People----secretary, nurse, speech teacher, and parent
4. 1-800-NOT-NYCE
"It's mounted to the wall near my sink..." 

1. That killed me!!!!!!!!!!! Lemme guess, your class' fax machine on the dishwasher?
"Dakota, no fingers in the blender. Timmy, the 'SlapChop' in NOT a toy! Alright everybody pair up for Civics, forks w/knives. Hurry along children."
B. Which kid has to go give a speech??
iii. i tease cuz i secretly/openly heart you, but i digress...

Beaneaters...  
#110 | 1378 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
marcus_nyce wrote:
"It's mounted to the wall near my sink..." 

1. That killed me!!!!!!!!!!! Lemme guess, your class' fax machine on the dishwasher?
"Dakota, no fingers in the blender. Timmy, the 'SlapChop' in NOT a toy! Alright everybody pair up for Civics, forks w/knives. Hurry along children."
B. Which kid has to go give a speech??
iii. i tease cuz i secretly/openly heart you, but i digress...

1. Well....since you are already being killed----I also have wireless internet, a smart board, lightspeed (little microphone I wear around my neck.....speakers at all corners .....suppose to save my voice, but I use it more to get my point across with my students, and an Elmo---picture thingie overhead.
B. Carlos....or maybe it was John.....or maybe it was "Forest"-----I don't know.....there are about 30 kids in my room.
iii. i answer cuz I openly you even though lately you have been cutting me deep.
Say F**k That....  
#111 | 1378 days ago

Always Sunny
Pineapple Screwdriver...  
#112 | 1378 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
Today's been a difficult day.  My dad's in the hospital, and it's been so hard on him and my mom since his best friend passed away.  We all miss Bill a lot.  He was a great man.  Dad may not get to go to the visitation tomorrow night or the funeral on Saturday.  I'm really hoping he's able to get closure.

The good thing is Louisville has a Friday game this week.  Opening Big East play against Cincinnati.  I hope we kick ass and take names.

Have a good weekend, guys.
Sorry to hear!  I hope everything falls into place and he's able to be there!!  I'm a firm believer that closure early on is important in a close one's passing!!
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics...  
#113 | 1378 days ago

kteacher wrote:
1. Well....since you are already being killed----I also have wireless internet, a smart board, lightspeed (little microphone I wear around my neck.....speakers at all corners .....suppose to save my voice, but I use it more to get my point across with my students, and an Elmo---picture thingie overhead.
B. Carlos....or maybe it was John.....or maybe it was "Forest"-----I don't know.....there are about 30 kids in my room.
iii. i answer cuz I openly you even though lately you have been cutting me deep.
 angry teach is dreamy *sigh
Beaneaters...  
#114 | 1378 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
Morning, morning, morning,  my bf is driving me nuts today. I am just before screaming.  I have told him 15 times i do not want to go to town with him.  Does he not hear me?   
Probably because he wants you to go with him.....
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#115 | 1378 days ago

I bought a fudge cake tonight at the bakery cause I wanted some cake.

I just saw on the top that I need to enjoy it by 10/16/10...

Uhh.. deal.. wasn't that my plan all along?
Muppet Babies...  
#116 | 1377 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
It's hilarious! And what's that thing that is reflecting on the mirror? It moves at the same time the man kisses the giraffe, looks like a denim jacket, maybe is the guy who's shooting the video...Why do I have to pay attention to those minimal details?  Now I see why sometimes can't sleep at night, I keep thinking about nonsenses and stuff like that....
I know what you mean.  As for the reflection in the mirror, I'm not sure either.  I'm still trying to figure out if the "it" sitting next to him is a guy or girl? 

Have you seen the actual commercial?  It's priceless...

"I like da besht....But I'z also like savings da money."
#117 | 1377 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Thanks.  Things aren't looking good as of right now.  I am going to head over to the hospital in a few to check on him.
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