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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

I'm not in the best of moods, but whatever.

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The rest of you too, I guess.
| Closed on 10/29/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
34 Fans 
6%a. Morning...
38%b. Happy Birthday Stoney...
12%c. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..
3%d. All right, later dudes. S you in your Aís, donít wear a C, and J all over your Bís...
24%e. So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...
12%f. All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity...
0%g. Tequila, Beer, Tequila, Beer, Tequila...
6%h. Happy Beans...

 &nbp;
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#13 | 1275 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)
Can someone tell me why Chris Johnson was in the game last night with 1:20 to play in the game, with a 23-3 lead?  I will tell you why...FANTASY FOOTBALL.

I hate Fantasy Football, its making me hate REAL football...I have to get out of this vortex. I wish for players to get hurt that are playing against my team ( Like Vince Young did last night, I was happy) and that is just wrong. I wanted to shoot Chris Johnson in the face last night because he made me lose in the last seconds of a monday night game, he should never have been out there in the first place that late. Since when do I give a sht about the Titans/Jags game???  Since stupid fantasy football thats when! I hate you Fantasy Football, I wish I had never come across you, Lord Jesus, please give me the strength to quit this bull sht pretend football, its destroying my love for the real game...Amen.
  
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#1 | 1275 days ago

Starfish....seriously...

Awesome games last night...okay...so perhaps they weren't competitive but I'm not arguing with the bulge in my....um....wallet....

Cheers all...

and if I didn't mention it before...

starfish...
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#2 | 1275 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Good morning. We all made it one more day (shocker for some) and it's Tuesday.  So that's about it, only so much one can say about Tuesday.    Oh the Blackhawks are kicking butt and taking names again this season sure wish South West Mo. knew what hockey was cause maybe then they would put a game on the T.V.  


But until that day comes I will just have to keep watching it on the Q.  
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity...  
#3 | 1275 days ago

Happy Tuesday Qlanders.
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#4 | 1275 days ago

Tuesday it is.. Between my MNF hangover and these meds, I don't know if I should run down Broadway naked or start drinking, or both. I'm shocked to say I don't wanna be in bed, but I'm not that yet mobile..I'll probably walk over and see my Preds win tonight, nothing much else I can do. Cant wait to getting to riding again.. Oh, and did you see that awesome D last night? Yeah suga, hot!

Here's a song by a local artist and good friend of mine that's making it big here.. So meaningful...
You could say I'm a little bit crazy
You could call me insane
Walkin' 'round with all these whispers
Runnin' 'round here in my brain
I just can't help but hear 'em
Man, I can't avoid it

I hear voices
I hear voices like
My dad sayin' work that job
But don't work your life away
Mama tellin' me to drop some cash
In the offering plate on Sunday
And granddad sayin' you can have a few
But don't ever cross that line
Yeah I hear voices all the time

Turns out I'm pretty dang lucky
For all that good advice
Those hard to find words of wisdom
Holed up here in my mind
And just when I've lost my way
Or I got to many choices

I hear voices
I hear voices like
My dad sayin' quit the team
And you'll be a quitter for the rest of your life
Mama tellin' me to say a prayer
Every time I lay down at night
And grandma sayin' if you find the one
You'd better treat her right
Yeah, I hear voices all the time

Sometimes I try to ignore 'em
But I thank God for 'em
'Cause they made me who I am

My dad sayin' work that job
But don't work your life away
Mama tellin' me to drop some cash
In the offering plate on Sunday
And granddad sayin' you can have a few
But don't ever cross that line
Yeah I hear voices all the time
Yeah I hear voices all the time
All the time
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#5 | 1275 days ago

Whatup?
  Could someone pleas tell Cliff Lee I have his wallet. It must have fallen out because he  clearly has the Yankees in his back pocket.  Eight innings, two hits, and a kagillion strikeouts. And everybody I know in Dallas has called, e-mailed , or texted to "remind" me of same. We have a saying here in Texas that describes this to a tee. DAMMIT!!!
    But anyway, hope my day ends better than it began. Have a good day peepluz.  And may all your middle lineup hitters go 12/15 with 9 RBI.  Mine didn't.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#6 | 1275 days ago

titans destroyed jags, no both sides of the ball. SMH

#7 | 1275 days ago

Good morning all.  I am fighting a virus here so have not felt good lately.  Full moon coming up Friday so i guess most of us will be moody this week. More talkative.  Jumping out of our skin.  That's all i got.  Have a good one.
Morning...  
#8 | 1275 days ago

Morning Truffle Nuts!

It's suppose to rain all day here. I am NOT happy about this.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#9 | 1275 days ago

Good Morning, Q~Land

We went to the Haunted Mill last night and it was a Blast the girls that we took all the Screaming they did made it the best Day I have had in a long time. I didn't know Monday's were family night so we paid to get our whole group in, Still laughing on the inside

And I missed Football every game this week
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#10 | 1275 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

countrygal00071 wrote:
Tuesday it is.. Between my MNF hangover and these meds, I don't know if I should run down Broadway naked or start drinking, or both. I'm shocked to say I don't wanna be in bed, but I'm not that yet mobile..I'll probably walk over and see my Preds win tonight, nothing much else I can do. Cant wait to getting to riding again.. Oh, and did you see that awesome D last night? Yeah suga, hot!

Here's a song by a local artist and good friend of mine that's making it big here.. So meaningful...
You could say I'm a little bit crazy
You could call me insane
Walkin' 'round with all these whispers
Runnin' 'round here in my brain
I just can't help but hear 'em
Man, I can't avoid it

I hear voices
I hear voices like
My dad sayin' work that job
But don't work your life away
Mama tellin' me to drop some cash
In the offering plate on Sunday
And granddad sayin' you can have a few
But don't ever cross that line
Yeah I hear voices all the time

Turns out I'm pretty dang lucky
For all that good advice
Those hard to find words of wisdom
Holed up here in my mind
And just when I've lost my way
Or I got to many choices

I hear voices
I hear voices like
My dad sayin' quit the team
And you'll be a quitter for the rest of your life
Mama tellin' me to say a prayer
Every time I lay down at night
And grandma sayin' if you find the one
You'd better treat her right
Yeah, I hear voices all the time

Sometimes I try to ignore 'em
But I thank God for 'em
'Cause they made me who I am

My dad sayin' work that job
But don't work your life away
Mama tellin' me to drop some cash
In the offering plate on Sunday
And granddad sayin' you can have a few
But don't ever cross that line
Yeah I hear voices all the time
Yeah I hear voices all the time
All the time
 I pick run down Broadway naked. 



(i've always wanted to do that)
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity...  
#11 | 1275 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Tuesday it is.. Between my MNF hangover and these meds, I don't know if I should run down Broadway naked or start drinking, or both. I'm shocked to say I don't wanna be in bed, but I'm not that yet mobile..I'll probably walk over and see my Preds win tonight, nothing much else I can do. Cant wait to getting to riding again.. Oh, and did you see that awesome D last night? Yeah suga, hot!

Here's a song by a local artist and good friend of mine that's making it big here.. So meaningful...
You could say I'm a little bit crazy
You could call me insane
Walkin' 'round with all these whispers
Runnin' 'round here in my brain
I just can't help but hear 'em
Man, I can't avoid it

I hear voices
I hear voices like
My dad sayin' work that job
But don't work your life away
Mama tellin' me to drop some cash
In the offering plate on Sunday
And granddad sayin' you can have a few
But don't ever cross that line
Yeah I hear voices all the time

Turns out I'm pretty dang lucky
For all that good advice
Those hard to find words of wisdom
Holed up here in my mind
And just when I've lost my way
Or I got to many choices

I hear voices
I hear voices like
My dad sayin' quit the team
And you'll be a quitter for the rest of your life
Mama tellin' me to say a prayer
Every time I lay down at night
And grandma sayin' if you find the one
You'd better treat her right
Yeah, I hear voices all the time

Sometimes I try to ignore 'em
But I thank God for 'em
'Cause they made me who I am

My dad sayin' work that job
But don't work your life away
Mama tellin' me to drop some cash
In the offering plate on Sunday
And granddad sayin' you can have a few
But don't ever cross that line
Yeah I hear voices all the time
Yeah I hear voices all the time
All the time
I like your song.  Where would any of us be without those voices in our head?
Morning...  
#12 | 1275 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I pick run down Broadway naked. 



(i've always wanted to do that)
Hmm.. I may still yet.... I've stood outside on the corner of Broadway and 2nd Ave in my panties and bra before on a dare...Just not sure I can run with crutches though yet..
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#13 | 1275 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)
Can someone tell me why Chris Johnson was in the game last night with 1:20 to play in the game, with a 23-3 lead?  I will tell you why...FANTASY FOOTBALL.

I hate Fantasy Football, its making me hate REAL football...I have to get out of this vortex. I wish for players to get hurt that are playing against my team ( Like Vince Young did last night, I was happy) and that is just wrong. I wanted to shoot Chris Johnson in the face last night because he made me lose in the last seconds of a monday night game, he should never have been out there in the first place that late. Since when do I give a sht about the Titans/Jags game???  Since stupid fantasy football thats when! I hate you Fantasy Football, I wish I had never come across you, Lord Jesus, please give me the strength to quit this bull sht pretend football, its destroying my love for the real game...Amen.
#14 | 1275 days ago

Chargers are doing pretty good aren't they Mr Rogers??  (How the hell can you wish for a personal injury to someone, regardless if they're an athlete or not?
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#15 | 1275 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
John_Daly wrote:
Can someone tell me why Chris Johnson was in the game last night with 1:20 to play in the game, with a 23-3 lead?  I will tell you why...FANTASY FOOTBALL.

I hate Fantasy Football, its making me hate REAL football...I have to get out of this vortex. I wish for players to get hurt that are playing against my team ( Like Vince Young did last night, I was happy) and that is just wrong. I wanted to shoot Chris Johnson in the face last night because he made me lose in the last seconds of a monday night game, he should never have been out there in the first place that late. Since when do I give a sht about the Titans/Jags game???  Since stupid fantasy football thats when! I hate you Fantasy Football, I wish I had never come across you, Lord Jesus, please give me the strength to quit this bull sht pretend football, its destroying my love for the real game...Amen.
Ha


Oh and the college one blows chucks. (And this has nothing to do with me losing 125-40....)
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#16 | 1275 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Can someone tell me why Chris Johnson was in the game last night with 1:20 to play in the game, with a 23-3 lead?  I will tell you why...FANTASY FOOTBALL.

I hate Fantasy Football, its making me hate REAL football...I have to get out of this vortex. I wish for players to get hurt that are playing against my team ( Like Vince Young did last night, I was happy) and that is just wrong. I wanted to shoot Chris Johnson in the face last night because he made me lose in the last seconds of a monday night game, he should never have been out there in the first place that late. Since when do I give a sht about the Titans/Jags game???  Since stupid fantasy football thats when! I hate you Fantasy Football, I wish I had never come across you, Lord Jesus, please give me the strength to quit this bull sht pretend football, its destroying my love for the real game...Amen.
yes, you FFers are insane.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#17 | 1275 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Chargers are doing pretty good aren't they Mr Rogers??  (How the hell can you wish for a personal injury to someone, regardless if they're an athlete or not?
Like this...its easy...

Please baby jesus in your diaper...let Tom Brady's head fall off.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#18 | 1275 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Hmm.. I may still yet.... I've stood outside on the corner of Broadway and 2nd Ave in my panties and bra before on a dare...Just not sure I can run with crutches though yet..
sounds like NY streets,,,but you wouldve gotten locked up here, streaking went out in the 70's
#19 | 1275 days ago

i carved a punkin last night. turned their guts into yummy garlic roasted seeds. sam the dog ate one of my guy's eyeballs. life is good.



Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#20 | 1275 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
John_Daly wrote:
Can someone tell me why Chris Johnson was in the game last night with 1:20 to play in the game, with a 23-3 lead?  I will tell you why...FANTASY FOOTBALL.

I hate Fantasy Football, its making me hate REAL football...I have to get out of this vortex. I wish for players to get hurt that are playing against my team ( Like Vince Young did last night, I was happy) and that is just wrong. I wanted to shoot Chris Johnson in the face last night because he made me lose in the last seconds of a monday night game, he should never have been out there in the first place that late. Since when do I give a sht about the Titans/Jags game???  Since stupid fantasy football thats when! I hate you Fantasy Football, I wish I had never come across you, Lord Jesus, please give me the strength to quit this bull sht pretend football, its destroying my love for the real game...Amen.
I hate it too - and every year I say "I'm not doing it this year" and I frickin get sucked in EVERY YEAR. oye
I want to care about real football for real reasons. I love watching all the games, so I would have found a reason to care about the Titans/Jags game anyway, but I don't want to wish anyone harm or be happy when it happens. I have been better about not paying as much attention to my teams, which has helped a little bit. Sometimes now I don't even know which players I'm up against...nothing I can do about it anyway.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#21 | 1275 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
 Happy Tuesday, Q'lets!
Thinking about going out to dinner tonight but I don't know if I want steak or crab...or both. I'd also like to try someplace different - anyone know of anyplace in KW that serves steak and/or crab? All the touristy places just have burgers and shtuff, except Hard Rock, and they don't have crab. And Outback doesn't have crab anymore either...what's THAT about? Any Outback Steakhouse located anywhere close to an ocean should ALWAYS feature crab. ALWAYS. 

I was thinking about doing something fun and crazy for Halloween, since we may be attending a real party this year. But, time is running out and I'm busy, and I'm spending whatever extra time I have figuring out how to do my daughter's costume (she wants to be a hermit crab...how the eff?). But, I think I'm going to just end up using my belly dance stuff and go as a gypsy...that's simple and I already have everything I need.

I'm bubbly today...but I need to go be productive. Hope everyone's Tuesday Rick's your six off! (That's my phone's code for rock your socks off, evidently).

And cuz I'm in a goofy mood...(you guys are all gonna hate me)
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
 
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
 
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
 
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities 
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
 
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?
 
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
 
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard
 
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
 
The bare necessities of life will come to you

Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#22 | 1275 days ago

Happy Tuesday muff cabbages
Not much today..
Yes I'm old, but not as old as this guy


The Avs beat the Rangers, ending their 5 game 9 day roadie with a 3-2 record.. not too shabby..

And it's finally happened.. The pussification of America has finally reached the NFL.. But don't fear, I know how the NFL can solve their "hitting too hard" problem.
A) Tell the players not to run so fast
B) Make it illegal for receivers to jump to try and catch a pass
C) Put flags on a belt around the players' waist and make the other team pull off the flag rather than making physical contact so they don't get hurt. 
D) Have Capri-sun or Sunny D become the official league sponsor of breaks between quarters
E) Don't put scoreboards in the stadiums so that way the players don't know who's winning, because after all, it's about having fun and staying safe, right?
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#23 | 1275 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Happy Tuesday, Q'lets!
Thinking about going out to dinner tonight but I don't know if I want steak or crab...or both. I'd also like to try someplace different - anyone know of anyplace in KW that serves steak and/or crab? All the touristy places just have burgers and shtuff, except Hard Rock, and they don't have crab. And Outback doesn't have crab anymore either...what's THAT about? Any Outback Steakhouse located anywhere close to an ocean should ALWAYS feature crab. ALWAYS. 

I was thinking about doing something fun and crazy for Halloween, since we may be attending a real party this year. But, time is running out and I'm busy, and I'm spending whatever extra time I have figuring out how to do my daughter's costume (she wants to be a hermit crab...how the eff?). But, I think I'm going to just end up using my belly dance stuff and go as a gypsy...that's simple and I already have everything I need.

I'm bubbly today...but I need to go be productive. Hope everyone's Tuesday Rick's your six off! (That's my phone's code for rock your socks off, evidently).

And cuz I'm in a goofy mood...(you guys are all gonna hate me)
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
 
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
 
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
 
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities 
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
 
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?
 
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
 
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard
 
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
 
The bare necessities of life will come to you

Because Marcus has filled me in on YOUR filter error (apparently i should read your tweets and sh*t), i read that entire first paragraph the way you really meant it.  
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#24 | 1275 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Tuesday muff cabbages
Not much today..
Yes I'm old, but not as old as this guy


The Avs beat the Rangers, ending their 5 game 9 day roadie with a 3-2 record.. not too shabby..

And it's finally happened.. The pussification of America has finally reached the NFL.. But don't fear, I know how the NFL can solve their "hitting too hard" problem.
A) Tell the players not to run so fast
B) Make it illegal for receivers to jump to try and catch a pass
C) Put flags on a belt around the players' waist and make the other team pull off the flag rather than making physical contact so they don't get hurt. 
D) Have Capri-sun or Sunny D become the official league sponsor of breaks between quarters
E) Don't put scoreboards in the stadiums so that way the players don't know who's winning, because after all, it's about having fun and staying safe, right?
good lord, you read my mind. I was just having a conversation about this last night. THIS is what's going to make me quit football.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#25 | 1275 days ago

In my BEST Marylin.......Happy Birthday Mr Presiden......OOPsss  i mean STONEY!!!!! Happy Birthday To YOU!!!!!!! Have a GREAT ONE, hope you get pucked!!!
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#26 | 1275 days ago
18packabs (+)

as the year goes on it seems to get better, just sayin.


Ah, vacations, and as far as I can tell I may just have to work 1 full week the rest of the year.


so if you sense a little extre giddyup in my STEP, you know why.


Stone Man, wishing a spectacular day. 30 was my favorite B-Day.  


ok. ok song me, I hear ya.....sheesh. Buzzkills


Now on the day I was born
The nurses all got around
And they gazed the wild wonder
At the joy they had found

The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba ba bad
Ba ba ba ba ba ba bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through

I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba ba bad
Ba ba ba ba ba ba baf
Bad to the bone

SOLO

I'll make a rich woman beg
And I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman lust
and I'll make a young girl squeal

I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba ba bad
Ba ba ba ba ba ba bad
Bad to the bone


Now when I walk the streets
Kings and queens step aside
Every woman I meet haha
They all stay satisfied

I wanna tell you pretty baby
what I see I make my own
and I'm here to tell ya honey
that I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba ba bad
Ba ba ba ba ba ba bad
Bad to the bone

Happy Beans...  
#27 | 1275 days ago

I'm in a surprisingly good mood today after being kept up all night by the neighbors.  Who the heck parties like it's 1999 on a Monday night?  College kids, that's who.  At one point, there was a kid running around screaming "The Redcoats are coming!"  Needless to say, they were drinking pretty heavily.  Payback will be a bit**, no doubt.  I'm gonna find out when their finals are and throw a karaoke party with speakers from Speaker City.  Is that mean?

I'm about to tear into some leftover fettuccine and wash it down with some sweet tea.  The Hawks and Bears are in 1st place, the weather is great, and I'm going to see Jacka*s 3D tonight.

Feels good, man! 
#28 | 1275 days ago

30-Second-Tuesday: There's a solid GEICO poll in the Locker Room and I give you "mamma-jamma's" this. Oh and one other reminder, if you want the NFL, go to the NFL. Ladies...
All right, later dudes. S you in your Aís, donít wear a C, and J all over your Bís...  
#29 | 1275 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Can someone tell me why Chris Johnson was in the game last night with 1:20 to play in the game, with a 23-3 lead?  I will tell you why...FANTASY FOOTBALL.

I hate Fantasy Football, its making me hate REAL football...I have to get out of this vortex. I wish for players to get hurt that are playing against my team ( Like Vince Young did last night, I was happy) and that is just wrong. I wanted to shoot Chris Johnson in the face last night because he made me lose in the last seconds of a monday night game, he should never have been out there in the first place that late. Since when do I give a sht about the Titans/Jags game???  Since stupid fantasy football thats when! I hate you Fantasy Football, I wish I had never come across you, Lord Jesus, please give me the strength to quit this bull sht pretend football, its destroying my love for the real game...Amen.
Looks like you are in denial...
Happy Beans...  
#30 | 1275 days ago

Can someone send me my free qbucks? I need them to shop. Please and thank you.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#31 | 1275 days ago

 

So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#32 | 1275 days ago

I dont know about anyone else but all these political wanting me to vote for them is getting tiresome,I hope the braves can get back to where they were in the mid 90's thru the mid 2000 go braves...will clevland win another game this year go browns....I want a donut really bad ,can I get a big amen on that...I get to speak at a big convention here in three weeks I am as nervous as all get out wish me luck ,god bless all my fellow iquers
Morning...  
#33 | 1275 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Can someone send me my free qbucks? I need them to shop. Please and thank you.
I was serious about this...



and i rediscovered my love of muenster cheese last night. yummy.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#34 | 1275 days ago

Good morning amigos y amigas.

Sleep is good!! Finally after 5 days of almost no sleep, I slept like a baby last night. I feel very refreshed!!

It is raining like crazy outside right now! I don't mind the rain but my hair hates it!! Anyways I have nothing much...Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#35 | 1275 days ago

Good afternoon, bitches. 
I'm home, I'm a little tired, but I'm off tomorrow, so life's good right now.  
Happy Birthday, Stoney (even though I made you a birthday poll AND sent you a Q cake, so I've met my birthday  requirements, I say).  Is it also Big Asian's birthday?  Or coming up?  If so, well, here's to you brother from another (Asian, perhaps) mother.  

OK, a smaller (God I do hope shorter) cruise diary entry.  Actually, kind of a continuation from yesterday, since this part starts on the upper deck of the catamaran where I sat, all by my lonesome.  At least until my bestest boi came up to join me ... with free rum punch.  Now, I don't drink, but the fact that the guides didn't even offer it to me (and did to EVERYONE else) just solidified my outcast status in yet another small corner of the world.    You drop me in any nation on the globe and, by George, I'll find a way to exile myself from the general populace.  I should have a reality show.

So anyway, while on the upper deck of the boat, our guides were giving a little Star Tour of Paradise Island in Nassau as we sailed on past.  Saw the Atlantis Hotel and Resort and was informed of the Michael Jackson Suite (so named because all the small children hang out there ... ok, kidding ... I  MJ, so I hate myself right now ... it's actually called that because he was the first person to stay in it at $25,000/night, minimum 7 night stay) ... it's the little bridge looking, skyway area between the two main parts of the hotel.  See Exhibit A below:


Then, we proceeded to see Nicholas Cage's house, Michael Jordan's house, Oprah's houses (oh yes, you heard right ... plural ... two of 'em ... side by side ... just another way for O to solidify her status as High Empress of all that is Money ... *sigh*).  This, of course, was the highlight of the entire day, perhaps the entire trip, for me.  Apparently, the excursion company had a deal with said celebrities that they would be allowed to cruise past the stars' homes and point them out, BUT there was to be no stopping, slowing down, videos, or photography.  So here's the picture I took anyway:


I was a woman obsessed ... hanging over the railing (the only time I was thankful that the other passengers decided NOT to join me on the upper deck ), taking my illegal picture, looking for Oprah.  Or at least Gayle.  I thought I saw Stedman, but it could have been a caretaker.  I'm not really sure what Stedman looks like ... no one is ... not even Oprah.



Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#36 | 1275 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Tuesday muff cabbages
Not much today..
Yes I'm old, but not as old as this guy


The Avs beat the Rangers, ending their 5 game 9 day roadie with a 3-2 record.. not too shabby..

And it's finally happened.. The pussification of America has finally reached the NFL.. But don't fear, I know how the NFL can solve their "hitting too hard" problem.
A) Tell the players not to run so fast
B) Make it illegal for receivers to jump to try and catch a pass
C) Put flags on a belt around the players' waist and make the other team pull off the flag rather than making physical contact so they don't get hurt. 
D) Have Capri-sun or Sunny D become the official league sponsor of breaks between quarters
E) Don't put scoreboards in the stadiums so that way the players don't know who's winning, because after all, it's about having fun and staying safe, right?
Thanks for the new Avatar!
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#37 | 1275 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Thanks for the new Avatar!
you're very welcome sir.. that's what I'm here for
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#38 | 1275 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Just getting in the spirit of the month...
Living Dead Girl.... Rob Zombie

Rage in the cage and p**s upon the stage
There's only one sure way to bring the giant down
Defunct the strings of cemetary things
With one flat foot on the devil's wing

Chorus
Crawl on me
sink into me
Die for me
Living dead girl
(repeat)

Raping the geek and hustling the freak
Like hunchback juice on a sentimental noose
Operation filth they love to love the wealth
Of an SS Whore making scary sounds

repeat chorus

Cyclone Jack hallucinating hack
Thinks Donna Reed eats dollar bills
Goldfoot machine creates another fiend
so beautiful, they make you kill

repeat chorus

Blood on her skin
Dripping with sin
Do it again
Living dead girl
(repeat)
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity...  
#39 | 1275 days ago

well, well, well look who decided he was good enough to grace us with one of his comments!
gag and bag those a**holes so you can post more.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#40 | 1275 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:

 

how did you get the video to show up and not just the link?
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#41 | 1275 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Wait you run a restaurant kitchen too?

I just realized you said convicted, most of us have never been convicted, my bad.
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#42 | 1275 days ago

MY MF'N WOOFER JUST BLEW OUT....AGODD*MNGAIN! UGH! STUPID SONSABEECHES! I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS! THIS HAS RETURNED ME TO MY REGULARLY SCHEDULED MORNING MOOD  (DESPITE SOME JERK MAKING IT BETTER EARLIER). STUPID. F**K!

can someone send me a real hundred bucks? dammit.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#43 | 1275 days ago

Hello out there in FanIQ Land!  I was off today and am ready to play Russian roulette.  I've been on the phone all day with banks and the government about student loan consolidation.  Now I have to fax 30-day pay off sheets plus mine and my dad's income to Wells Fargo.  However, unrelated to student loans, some banking life place in Pittsburgh saw my resume and wanted to speak to me about their company and possibly joining them as an entry level position and a fast track to management.  They deal with seniors, and I'm assuming my time at the hospital raised an eyebrow or two with them, knowing all the terminology and dealing in customer service with retail for so long.  I have to talk to my boss tomorrow about leaving early on November 1st to go to their office to meet with a manager for an interview.  I'll keep everyone posted about what happens.  I have been going completely nuts recently, and I've decided to put KMT& WSI on hold until my loans are consolidated.  Otherwise I'll go bonkers.

BK over and out...for the moment
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#44 | 1275 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
MY MF'N WOOFER JUST BLEW OUT....AGODD*MNGAIN! UGH! STUPID SONSABEECHES! I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS! THIS HAS RETURNED ME TO MY REGULARLY SCHEDULED MORNING MOOD  (DESPITE SOME JERK MAKING IT BETTER EARLIER). STUPID. F**K!

can someone send me a real hundred bucks? dammit.
Turn the bass down for f*cks sake.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#45 | 1275 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Turn the bass down for f*cks sake.
PQ!!!


Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#46 | 1275 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
PQ!!!


get the new business going yet?
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#47 | 1275 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
PQ!!!


Awesome! I havent been pq'd in a long time.......memories.....
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#48 | 1275 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
get the new business going yet?
Um, I HAVE been working

Just not on that.

How's the you know what going with the you know who?
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#49 | 1275 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Awesome! I havent been pq'd in a long time.......memories.....
Well you deserved it like a mother father.

I like my music so loud and boomy that my pants vibrate..

if ya know wut i mean.....


wakka wakka
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#50 | 1275 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Well you deserved it like a mother father.

I like my music so loud and boomy that my pants vibrate..

if ya know wut i mean.....


wakka wakka
Actually if you werent a mod i would ask you to be more specific....if ya know wut I mean....
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#51 | 1275 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Actually if you werent a mod i would ask you to be more specific....if ya know wut I mean....


wait.. cause I am a mod?

wut?
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#52 | 1275 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:


wait.. cause I am a mod?

wut?
Yeah..cause i cant get all ...dirty...with a star. 
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#53 | 1275 days ago

F*ck that..i just got back!
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#54 | 1275 days ago

Dude..she's f*cking connected...She's not just a star...she's like one of the first stars.   I cant just ask her if she likes the bass to rub her funny button!
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#55 | 1275 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Turn the bass down for f*cks sake.

Grandma...shut your sh*t up. I am not in the mood, and f**king hit old ladies!

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#56 | 1275 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
and who respected that sh*t...

Jerk and Stoney?! I am shocked, appalled, and disappointed. Do not speak to me until further notice.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#57 | 1275 days ago

***!
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#58 | 1275 days ago

Oh so kinda say something like..."Hey Schmorty, wanna see my woofer?"

Like that?
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#59 | 1275 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Grandma...shut your sh*t up. I am not in the mood, and f**king hit old ladies!

WTF...either you bought your sh*t at Kmart or your f*cking sh*t isnt calibrated right. Ive had the same system for years and it still rattles the windows...oh..and it HASN'T blown up TWICE.  Jesus...turn it down Helen Keller.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#60 | 1275 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
WTF...either you bought your sh*t at Kmart or your f*cking sh*t isnt calibrated right. Ive had the same system for years and it still rattles the windows...oh..and it HASN'T blown up TWICE.  Jesus...turn it down Helen Keller.
Look bitch...we don't listen to the same sh*t. There's barely any bass necessary for the yelling that you listen to, on the other hand bass music makes me ***, and i like it LOUD! If I wanted it sound like I turned the factory bass up where the sound is all distorted and embarassing, I wouldn't have a box now would I? I paid for it to be f**king loud. It needs to work!!

And whaaat? Do Kmarts still exist, what type of woofers do they have, how much are they? What's the warranty like? I'm poor so they are now an officially sad option. Better yet, can you pick me one up dear?
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#61 | 1275 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Look bitch...we don't listen to the same sh*t. There's barely any bass necessary for the yelling that you listen to, on the other hand bass music makes me ***, and i like it LOUD! If I wanted it sound like I turned the factory bass up where the sound is all distorted and embarassing, I wouldn't have a box now would I? I paid for it to be f**king loud. It needs to work!!

And whaaat? Do Kmarts still exist, what type of woofers do they have, how much are they? What's the warranty like? I'm poor so they are now an officially sad option. Better yet, can you pick me one up dear?
Barely any bass?  Are you kidding?  Fear Factory.  Check them out. 
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#62 | 1275 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Barely any bass?  Are you kidding?  Fear Factory.  Check them out. 
no.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#63 | 1275 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Dude..she's f*cking connected...She's not just a star...she's like one of the first stars.   I cant just ask her if she likes the bass to rub her funny button!
wait a minute... they're bringing funny buttons back?
So, is Janet turning on the webcam tonight?...  
#64 | 1275 days ago

Popping in to say a quick hi....worked today, now off to rehearsal! Hope everyone had an awesome day!
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity...  
#65 | 1275 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
and who respected that sh*t...

Jerk and Stoney?! I am shocked, appalled, and disappointed. Do not speak to me until further notice.
what did I do this time?

figures I've been gone and still get blamed!
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#66 | 1275 days ago
John_Daly (+)

countrygal00071 wrote:
Chargers are doing pretty good aren't they Mr Rogers??  (How the hell can you wish for a personal injury to someone, regardless if they're an athlete or not?
I said it was wrong didnt I, get off my back, I'm trying to kick the habit! 
#67 | 1275 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Um, I HAVE been working

Just not on that.

How's the you know what going with the you know who?
I gave you the perfect idea for a business!?!?! dammit Nellie's Exotic would be the new hot spot......get on it.


well the thing with the other thing may work but that one thing is still in the way, you know how it is with those thing!
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#68 | 1275 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

(Edited by NorseHeathen)
sports_schmorts wrote:
Well you deserved it like a mother father.

I like my music so loud and boomy that my pants vibrate..

if ya know wut i mean.....


wakka wakka
Otherwise known as the "Howard Stern" syndrome; Place the speaker on the floor, turn up the bass all the way, disrobe to undergarments, straddle, and then crank something fast and with power.....

Based upon my perception of powerful music as a disc jockey, I recommend Metallica's "Master of Puppets" or "Damage, Inc."
#69 | 1275 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

John_Daly wrote:
Can someone tell me why Chris Johnson was in the game last night with 1:20 to play in the game, with a 23-3 lead?  I will tell you why...FANTASY FOOTBALL.

I hate Fantasy Football, its making me hate REAL football...I have to get out of this vortex. I wish for players to get hurt that are playing against my team ( Like Vince Young did last night, I was happy) and that is just wrong. I wanted to shoot Chris Johnson in the face last night because he made me lose in the last seconds of a monday night game, he should never have been out there in the first place that late. Since when do I give a sht about the Titans/Jags game???  Since stupid fantasy football thats when! I hate you Fantasy Football, I wish I had never come across you, Lord Jesus, please give me the strength to quit this bull sht pretend football, its destroying my love for the real game...Amen.
Actually it had nothing to do with fantasy football.  CJ has run for 100 yards in 8 straight (away?) games, and is now only 2 games behind Barry Sanders for the NFL record.  Had they taken him out and he had not broke that long run then his streak would have ended.

And just so I don't piss you off, I say it's ALSO fantasy football......
#70 | 1274 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
I gave you the perfect idea for a business!?!?! dammit Nellie's Exotic would be the new hot spot......get on it.


well the thing with the other thing may work but that one thing is still in the way, you know how it is with those thing!
I know.. I suck!!!


I'll see what I can do about that one thing.. I can't make any promises.  But if you do that stuff we talked about and get the who in the what now, you should be good to go.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#71 | 1274 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Yeah..cause i cant get all ...dirty...with a star. 

Not sayin... just sayin...
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#72 | 1274 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:

Not sayin... just sayin...
You calling me a hello kitty?
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#73 | 1274 days ago

Also Filter Error 10/20 is f*cking late. Im putting in a 14 hour shift today...i expect to be entertained.  Jesus...i guess i deserve this for outsourcing. 
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#74 | 1274 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Also Filter Error 10/20 is f*cking late. Im putting in a 14 hour shift today...i expect to be entertained.  Jesus...i guess i deserve this for outsourcing. 
Pretty soon, I am going to drive to KY just to beat your ass! Keep it up....
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#75 | 1274 days ago

 You've been working with prisoners for too long.
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#76 | 1274 days ago

Jess wrote:
 You've been working with prisoners for too long.
yes!!
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#77 | 1274 days ago

That can't feel good to anyone involved.  Can't they just spit in their hands and Brokeback it instead?
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#78 | 1274 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
You calling me a hello kitty?
: groan: no....

forget it..lol
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#79 | 1274 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
: groan: no....

forget it..lol
What?  Sh*t!
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#80 | 1274 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
What?  Sh*t!
I wasn't calling you Hello Kitty.

ffs lemme break it on down for ya.

you: "Yeah..cause i cant get all ...dirty...with a star. "

me: picture of a CAT.... A  PUSSY CAT.

you: dur dur dur dur dur.. me no gets it dur dur dur dur...dur

me: :groan: forget it, obviously I suck at making jokeys.

you: what? Sh*t!
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#81 | 1274 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
I wasn't calling you Hello Kitty.

ffs lemme break it on down for ya.

you: "Yeah..cause i cant get all ...dirty...with a star. "

me: picture of a CAT.... A  PUSSY CAT.

you: dur dur dur dur dur.. me no gets it dur dur dur dur...dur

me: :groan: forget it, obviously I suck at making jokeys.

you: what? Sh*t!
Ok..gloves off.

Of all the f*cking cat pictures you could find...you had to find one with a hello kitty costume on?  Now if it had been JUST a cat...or maybe one of those ugly f*cking bald cats...maybe, just MAYBE...i would have caught on.  But noooooooo....I thought you were calling me **y or something. F*cking christ.

LOL.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#82 | 1274 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
I wasn't calling you Hello Kitty.

ffs lemme break it on down for ya.

you: "Yeah..cause i cant get all ...dirty...with a star. "

me: picture of a CAT.... A  PUSSY CAT.

you: dur dur dur dur dur.. me no gets it dur dur dur dur...dur

me: :groan: forget it, obviously I suck at making jokeys.

you: what? Sh*t!
Pie In Face
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#83 | 1274 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ok..gloves off.

Of all the f*cking cat pictures you could find...you had to find one with a hello kitty costume on?  Now if it had been JUST a cat...or maybe one of those ugly f*cking bald cats...maybe, just MAYBE...i would have caught on.  But noooooooo....I thought you were calling me **y or something. F*cking christ.

LOL.
= you.

now you're a whiney, pissy, grrrey, cat.

and you know what?

I HATE CATS!
Happy Birthday Stoney...  
#84 | 1274 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
= you.

now you're a whiney, pissy, grrrey, cat.

and you know what?

I HATE CATS!
FINE
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time..  
#85 | 1274 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
FINE
iou
Happy Birthday Stoney...  

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