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34.0911. Joke of the Day -- 10/30/10 (sub for Som)

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#9 | 1371 days ago

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#1 | 1372 days ago

^ Now that is an awesome Pumpkin Charlie Brown.............lol
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#2 | 1371 days ago

More like Psycho Pumpkin that forgot the lyrics to 'Monster Mash' or Who's your dentist?
#3 | 1371 days ago

A man and his wife, moved back home to West Virginia, from Ohio.
The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Ohio cost them $2000 per year!
When they arrived in West Virginia, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg. 
The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in West Virginia to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Ohio!
The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39...
You just have to know how to describe it!
#4 | 1371 days ago

Dirty Phrases for Halloween

-- I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
-- Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
-- She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
-- If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
-- Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.
#5 | 1371 days ago
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A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Johnny, how many times have you see a red duck?"

Little Johnny replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella.

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#6 | 1371 days ago

Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.  Alex a little boy of nine was playing ball in his yard; he saw the farmer and asked:

'What've you got in your trailer?'
'Manure,' farmer Smith replied.

'What are you going to do with it?' asked Alex.
'Put it on my pumpkins,' answered the farmer.

Alex replied, 'You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our pumpkin pie.'

LOL  meanies
#7 | 1371 days ago

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?


Because It Scares The Dog.

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#8 | 1371 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Dirty Phrases for Halloween

-- I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
-- Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
-- She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
-- If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
-- Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.
hee hee hee -- I love these
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#9 | 1371 days ago

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#10 | 1371 days ago

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#11 | 1371 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
yep -- apparently it's a union rule
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