Good Morn All---- Good game yesterday Ash,,,For a change I put my money ont he Falcons and they won,,,Raider Nation 3 ina row, WTF????????

For a change? I hope that's about betting on the Falcons and not them winning.

Morning everyone!!  i envy those who are at home relaxing while i'm stuck at school.  canadien history class, none the less.  I'm proud to be canadien and all, but european history is just better!!   sooooo i wish all the workers or students a good day, but if you're at home, i shun you!!    

 Oh why am I such a die-hard fan??
I watched the game last night...hoping, PRAYING...that I would see a glimpse of life in my Cowboys against the Pack...

No F*****g Chance in Heck that wish EVER getting met...

Wanted to tear up everything in touchable reach...but just slept early
TURRIBUL

"Captain  Morgan" Freeman...but anyway,
Whatup?
     "DON'T PUSH ME 'CAUSE I'M CLOSE TO THA EDGE, I'M TRY-ING NOT TO LOSE MY HEAD! (hu, hu, hu, hu) The preceding was not an old school flashback as much as my overview of football this week.  UofH, Texas, and the Texans all get spanked this weekend. Even the Lions let the Jets off the hook. Thank goodness for hot coffee, the Eagles, the Browns, and the 7-0  LA Lakers.
      OK, now let's get to business. Shout outs to Da Raiders, dem Dirty Birds, Colt McCoy,and  Mike Vick, Big-ups goes to the QB for the Vikings (his name escapes me at this time, but he threw for a career best 466 yds), and The Houston Rockets (you see, capital letters and everything) on picking up their first win of the young season. Boy, too many WTFs to mention, but I'll go till I get tired. Gary Kubiak, do like Jim Zorn did last year. You can coach, but don't run the offense, defense, or special teams. Jerry Jones, as bad as things are in Big D, I find it very hard to feel sympathy. And everybody who voted for Britol Palin instead of Rick Fox on DWTS last week.  I'm pretty upset still, so I'm gonna go now and abuse a bacon sandwich...Thanks for allowing me the opportunity to vent. Good days to all, and we can salvage this week if the Bengals can somehow beat the Steelers tonight (not gonna happen).
P.S. As a Public Service, In the event that both Texas pro football coaches lose their jobs by season's end, this is my contribution to keep them both working. I'm writing an Off-Broadway play called "Laurel & Hardy do Football"... Wade and Gary, I hope you can act!! 

  (you know his name)



and uh....mmmm bacon.

Good Morning Qville !


Hope everyone had a lovely weekend ,  im not sure why but i am in a "I aint doing sh!t today"  kind of mood !  So this morning i aint doin sh!t but watch some TV and decide whats for lunch (oh and play on the Q)        Work *blah*


Charity bake sales are the debil !   Well close atleast once ya get there ya just continue to buy stuff on top of stuff because ya just keep saying to yaself " Its for a good cause " and ya end up with a massive array of sweets that are enough to feed a small city block !   Even with a donation i ended up with $75 of pies, fudge, and cookies   i like the kids as much as anyone but was kind of an overload !



Golf courses being closed on Mondays for maintenance is Bullsh!t !     For this monday anyway



OK the meaningless dribble which i seem to provide is at an end ...........................

Thank you becky for turning me onto The Walking Dead.  Had I known it was created by Frank Darabont ( The genius behind The Green Mile and Shawshank Rememption) I would have checked it out sooner. I love that it is on AMC so it can be a lot more graphic and even cuss, almost like it was on HBO, but with commericals.

I'd like to thank the Raiders for beating the Chiefs yesterday, now the Chargers are back in the race. F*ck you if you dont like Philip Rivers, the guy is a beast and is playing without Vincent Jackson, Malcolm Floyd and Antonio Gates. He is on pace to break the single season passing yards record.

I just bought Adam Corolas book "In 50 years we'll all be chicks". He talks about the gradual puss*facation of America, So far hes making a lot of sense. I would recommend that you buy this book. Its an excellent read. 

I went to the 99 cents only store the other day, I caught myself having a kenne moment, I was embarrassed to be there and not because they didnt sell cashmere sweaters either. Then I thought, "suck it up d*ckhead, just because you are too stupid to save money like these people, only makes YOu look like the assh*le. They acutally have some really great deals in that place, maybe someday I will go back.

Its just another manic monday.  Damn.

don't get too excited there pally wally...any quarterback who goes against the texans will be thrusted into the "on pace to break the single season passing yards record" category.

he was being a baby.

"wahhhh....that was intentional grounding if you ignore the guy in the out route. wahhh....give them a penalty, ref....boootyhoo hoo..." he broke my heart yesterday. still mad at him. and f*ck you back if you can't handle that, mister.






p.s.

DUDE...i so let you have your moment yesterday....but for the record, it's not remotely his fault that they lost. He argued calls he wanted, they all do....and I'm pretty sure you're whining just like him...since yesterday. I can literally hear y'all whining in unison. It's cute, but you know I kinda dig him, and he did have a great game, so....He wronged you yesterday, and I'm sorry about  that, I really am,  cause I like the Texans (i actually picked them to win, oops), but refs and the inability to finish cost them the game, correct?  you and your on again off again Q-an-ce can continue this spat now. Just thought I'd butt in.




and you know I uuuuuuuuuuuuu. (that was for Becos)

Good Morning Ankur, Ms. Jen, Ash, Sid, Lainey, Becky, Rogs, Dean, Tori, Ela, Dee, Chris, Leigh, Nikki and Jess   Special greetings for being here early. I had my last birthday celebration las Saturday, one of the Six Pack (that's how we call orselves) was in Barcelona, so we were waiting for her, went out for dinner, we had a great time, and I confirmed what I have always known, I'm a terrible, terrible drinker, can you believe that I had just one margarita and when I got up I felt like if there was an earthquake? Oh, wait, I went to another reunion in the afternoon and I had two "palomitas" (grapefruit soda, tequila, salt & lemon) but I was ok at that time, anyway, when I got home I fell asleep right away, woke up past 10am on Sunday, In the afternoon we had a B-day party for my baby nephew, he's so adorable, but he hates me, he doesn't want me to hug him, and I think is OK, so his parents don't ask me to babysit for them, just wanted to wish you all a happy Monday, have fun! XOXO

Good Morning Ankur, Ms. Jen, Ash, Sid, Lainey, Becky, Rogs, Dean, Tori, Ela, Dee, Chris, Leigh, Nikki and Jess   Special greetings for being here early. I had my last birthday celebration las Saturday, one of the Six Pack (that's how we call orselves) was in Barcelona, so we were waiting for her, went out for dinner, we had a great time, and I confirmed what I have always known, I'm a terrible, terrible drinker, can you believe that I had just one margarita and when I got up I felt like if there was an earthquake? Oh, wait, I went to another reunion in the afternoon and I had two "palomitas" (grapefruit soda, tequila, salt & lemon) but I was ok at that time, anyway, when I got home I fell asleep right away, woke up past 10am on Sunday, In the afternoon we had a B-day party for my baby nephew, he's so adorable, but he hates me, he doesn't want me to hug him, and I think is OK, so his parents don't ask me to babysit for them, just wanted to wish you all a happy Monday, have fun! XOXO

Kinda of an overload.. no doubt... LOL just kidding. I find myself doing that same stuff... I end up giving it away, I can't eat it all.. or even close to what I get. My kids will eat a lot. but like Halloween candy when they would go... Everyday I would throw a piece or 2 in the garbage... yep, I am mean...

i need someone to blame for my team's short comings. i think that's perfectly justifiable. so big fat, "what. ev."

Good late morning/early afternoon f*ck sticks!!
I've got the most awesome, funny story to tell.
Ok..

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called 'Gitche Gumee'.
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy.
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty,
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early.

The ship was the pride of the American side
Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin.
As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most
With a crew and good captain well seasoned.
Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
When they left fully loaded for Cleveland.
And later that night when the ship's bell rang
Could it be the north wind they'd been feelin'?

The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
And a wave broke over the railing.
And every man knew, as the captain did too,
T'was the witch of November come stealin'.
The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gales of November came slashin'.
When afternoon came it was freezin' rain
In the face of a hurricane west wind.

When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'
"Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya."
At seven P.M. a main hatchway caved in. He said
"Fellas, it's been good t'know ya."
The captain wired in he had water comin' in
And the good ship and crew was in peril.
And later that night when his lights went outta sight
Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Does any one know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her.
They might have split up or they might have capsized;
They may have broke deep and took water.
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the wives and the sons and the daughters.

Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings
In the rooms of her ice-water mansion.
Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams;
The islands and bays are for sportsmen.
And farther below, Lake Ontario
Takes in what Lake Erie can send her,
And the iron boats go as the mariners all know
With the Gales of November remembered.

In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed
In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral.
The church bell chimed till it rang twenty-nine times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call 'Gitche Gumee'.
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early.

Morning Swash Bucklers!

Kings won! First place! Whoo Whoo! They haven't lost a game at home...........and on Saturday they all sported mullet wigs in the warm up skate------------------all this making me a very "happy" fan. You fookers better hop on the bandwagon now.

Suppose to get a new student today. He was not allowed back in to his former school-----------------.

It's raining and that better stop right now...............or at least take a break till after the kiddos go home today. Rainy days=only a 30 minute break from students=better be careful of the liquid intake or I'm in trouble.

Zombies are the best. Is there anything better (besides Glee and House) on television? No sir and mam there is NOT. Nothing beats watching people smear zombie pieces, goo, junk all over themselves.

Hope you all have pleasant days! Remember Veterans Day is Thursday--------------------buy a Veteran a beer or cup of coffee!

I totally understand.
   

Dear Long Posts,

I respected you because of the length. I will read you in entirety after school.

Signed,

Does ADHD rub off On Teachers?

that's him!! that's the ref! i swear he moonlights as twyla tharp. he did make me giggle through the whole game with his dancy pants which was nice

Good Morning Qville !


Hope everyone had a lovely weekend ,  im not sure why but i am in a "I aint doing sh!t today"  kind of mood !  So this morning i aint doin sh!t but watch some TV and decide whats for lunch (oh and play on the Q)        Work *blah*


Charity bake sales are the debil !   Well close atleast once ya get there ya just continue to buy stuff on top of stuff because ya just keep saying to yaself " Its for a good cause " and ya end up with a massive array of sweets that are enough to feed a small city block !   Even with a donation i ended up with $75 of pies, fudge, and cookies   i like the kids as much as anyone but was kind of an overload !



Golf courses being closed on Mondays for maintenance is Bullsh!t !     For this monday anyway



OK the meaningless dribble which i seem to provide is at an end ...........................

Dear Long Posts,

I respected you because of the length. I will read you in entirety after school.

Signed,

Does ADHD rub off On Teachers?

are you married?

No Ash im not , the whole "charity bake sale" through ya off huh ! 


I know it is a kind of odd place for a "single" guy to be but i was invited to pass through and buy some things from a friend of mine who teaches there.  Plus when ever i can i like to be able to spend money and help out a good cause and what better then kids as they were raising money to take a trip somewhere.


I do enough bad things i figure i need to get some good things in somewhere to try and reach a happy medium as best i can.

No Ash im not , the whole "charity bake sale" through ya off huh ! 


I know it is a kind of odd place for a "single" guy to be but i was invited to pass through and buy some things from a friend of mine who teaches there.  Plus when ever i can i like to be able to spend money and help out a good cause and what better then kids as they were raising money to take a trip somewhere.


I do enough bad things i figure i need to get some good things in somewhere to try and reach a happy medium as best i can.

and why is single in quotes? is there a trying to be "Mrs. (i assume mrs.) Square?"

Bad things, you say?  
Yeah right.    What's so bad about what YOU do?  Let's hear your worst.

Janet , how are you today ?  Hope your Monday has gone well and was relaxing after that long weekend !


" I would like to plead the 5th and assert my right against self-incrimination "

I don't know Ash are you trying to apply if so  

Hello, Sid.  I'm well, thank you ... how are you?

I would like to assert my First Amendment right and say, here and now, in front of ALL these people, that your eyes MUST be brown from being so utterly full of sh*t.  

lol. not if you don't know if there are other applicants. Where dey do dat at?   And since it was a yes or no question, I need a yes or no answer. thank you kindly.


(plus I would need some much other info first, you'd think you were applying.)

Good morning , well almost afternoon now Violet  , sounds like your weekend was great !   and i hope you have a lovely Monday also .



Your always so vibrant

Well i won't be asking anytime soon and i think its bad form for her to ask ,  so i would say the chances of there being a Mrs. Sharp square anytime soon is pretty much a long shot !

Morning Violet.   Sounds like you had an awesome weekend...

i just google-mapped walking directions to kill my boredom. thought hawaii would be nice.

google thinks my best route would be to traverse allllll the way up to the upper left of the country and then make my way back down on water.

i enjoyed this spurp in new mexico:


and again in idaho:


but my favorite part was step #560:


5,087miles, 68 days and 18 hours. all in all, it was a pretty decent imaginary trip.

i just google-mapped walking directions to kill my boredom. thought hawaii would be nice.

google thinks my best route would be to traverse allllll the way up to the upper left of the country and then make my way back down on water.

i enjoyed this spurp in new mexico:


and again in idaho:


but my favorite part was step #560:


5,087miles, 68 days and 18 hours. all in all, it was a pretty decent imaginary trip.

DUDE...i so let you have your moment yesterday....but for the record, it's not remotely his fault that they lost. He argued calls he wanted, they all do....and I'm pretty sure you're whining just like him...since yesterday. I can literally hear y'all whining in unison. It's cute, but you know I kinda dig him, and he did have a great game, so....He wronged you yesterday, and I'm sorry about  that, I really am,  cause I like the Texans (i actually picked them to win, oops), but refs and the inability to finish cost them the game, correct?  you and your on again off again Q-an-ce can continue this spat now. Just thought I'd butt in.




and you know I uuuuuuuuuuuuu. (that was for Becos)

i just google-mapped walking directions to kill my boredom. thought hawaii would be nice.

google thinks my best route would be to traverse allllll the way up to the upper left of the country and then make my way back down on water.

i enjoyed this spurp in new mexico:


and again in idaho:


but my favorite part was step #560:


5,087miles, 68 days and 18 hours. all in all, it was a pretty decent imaginary trip.

Not to bad Janet , thanks !


Actually my eye's are Brown , so i have to admit your right on point there.  As for the being "full of sh*t" part well again i won't disagree with you and im sure i have been called worse somewhere along the way ! 

If i did an autobiography i wouldnt even buy it  lol  so believe me your right aint nothing to miss. If i was any more uninteresting or boring my picture would be by each in the dictionary.  

But please be nice to me in front of all these people if for nothing else because your just that sweet  and i would never be mean to someone as lovely as yourself !

You called me "sweet" and expect me to be nice to you?  Psshh.  You've got hopes.

Plus, you never answered my question ... see post #49, thank you.

Ok then i wont expect you to be nice , that's ok i'll be nice enough for us both !   


As for your question........


I am a repeat jaywalking offender
have torn those little tags off atleast 40 pillows
sworn enemy of smokey the bear


I could go on and on !    


And i don't have to be a serial killer to do a little good to make up for any bad things i may do or have done

Watch out.  You're such a "bad boy".  

I think your taking a shot at me lol   how rude ! 


Hell i couldn't even pass for a "bad boy" in a B movie , im more the quiet guy in the background who wants no trouble and never says a whole lot. I would rather avoid the attention when ever possible.  So once again you have me dead to rights ! 


Janet your always a pleasure and i hope your night went extremely well ! 

I think your taking a shot at me lol   how rude ! 


Hell i couldn't even pass for a "bad boy" in a B movie , im more the quiet guy in the background who wants no trouble and never says a whole lot. I would rather avoid the attention when ever possible.  So once again you have me dead to rights ! 


Janet your always a pleasure and i hope your night went extremely well ! 

Lleigh, you seriously just made my week.  I soooo needed this after my weekend!  BTW, anyone want to buy a couple of kids?

I don't want to make like Kyle Busch and whine, so I won't fill you all in, just trust me that it SUCKED!!!!

I work all week, maxed out on the hours I am alllowed to work, and only have remembrance day off.  Our staff party is Saturday night, and I have nowhere for my kids to go, one works until 10pm then expects a ride home.  The other expects that I will be home to keep her company because she doesn't like it when it's dark.  My hubby would like to go to the party with me, but can't actually commit to it, because his boss is a pu**y who can't actually give anyone a day/night off - it might get busy.  I think I want to be a single non-mother again................

 Tell your kids I said SUCK IT UP! ....and single non-mother was a beautiful 28 years........i miss that. Thanks for the reminder Debi. LOL

i just google-mapped walking directions to kill my boredom. thought hawaii would be nice.

google thinks my best route would be to traverse allllll the way up to the upper left of the country and then make my way back down on water.

i enjoyed this spurp in new mexico:


and again in idaho:


but my favorite part was step #560:


5,087miles, 68 days and 18 hours. all in all, it was a pretty decent imaginary trip.

Suck it up message delivered, Thank You Ashlie! I  you!

Lunch at the Irish Rover today, fish and chips of course.  Nothin' like stirrin' it up with Tadgh at the bar over a fish drowned in malt vinegar.  If only  I could've had some Smithwicks without going back to work drunk.

And now....The Irish Rover

On the 4th of July 18 hundred and 6
We set sail from the sweet cove of Cork
We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks
For the grand city hall in New York
"Twas a wonderful craft, she was rigged 'fore and aft
And, oh, how the wild winds drove her
She got several blasts, she had 27 masts
And we called her the Irish Rover.

We had one million bales of the best Sligo rags
We had two million barrels of stones
We had three million sides of old blind horses hides
We had four million barrels of bones
We had five million hogs, we had six million dogs
Seven million barrels of porter
We had eight million bales of old nanny goats tails
In the hold of the Irish Rover

There was old Mickey Coote who played hard on his flute
When the ladies lined up for his set
He was tootin' with skill for each sparkling quadrille
Though the dancers were fluther'd and bet
With his sparse witty talk, he was cock of the walk
As he rolled the dames under and over
They all knew at a glance when he took up his stance
And he sailed in the Irish Rover

There was Barney McGee from the banks of the Lee
There was Hogan from county Tyrone
There was Jimmy McGurk who was scared stiff of work
And a man from Westmeath called Malone
There was Slugger O'Toole who was drunk as a rule
And fighting Bill Tracy from Dover
And your man Mick McCann from the banks of the Bann
Was the skipper of the Irish Rover

We had sailed seven years when the measels broke out
And the ship lost it's way in a fog
And that whale of the crew was reduced down to two
Just meself and the captain's old dog
Then the ship struck a rock, Oh Lord what a shock
The bulkhead was turned right over
Turned nine times around, and the old dog was drowned
I'm the last of the Irish Rover.