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Celebrity Deathmatch: Volume 2
Two more celebrities.  
Recently, Katy Perry tweeted fun of (I'm not down with the technology, but I can work up new lingo like a mother-flucker) Lady Gaga's use of religion as a gimmick in her videos.  So, Qers, who wins and why?  

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| Closed on 01/25/11 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Celebrities | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
36 Fans 
17%a. Gaga pokes-'er-face ... hard.
50%b. Katy whoops a girl (?) ... and she likes it.
8%c. I thought you were kidding about making this a series poll.
25%d. Beans-jitsu.

 &nbp;
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#3 | 1401 days ago

As much as I love Katy Perry and her big beautiful breasts, I don't know if she can pull this one off..
GaGa is like a big bird.. She can't hide her beak, but I'm pretty sure she has some pretty large talons that she can expose wolverine-style when she's protecting her nest. 
Plus if things get nasty and the entourages enter the ring.. Russell Brand stands no chance against an army of homosex-suals
Gaga pokes-'er-face ... hard.  
  
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#1 | 1401 days ago

On the strength of having a penis alone, I think GaGa wins this.  Even though she probably struggles with mobility due to her insane costumes, ridiculous heels, and half-field-of-vision-allowing sunglasses.  
It'll be a scrapper, for sure.
I thought you were kidding about making this a series poll.  
#2 | 1401 days ago

Lady gaga seems weak and Katy Perry looks like she can kick some serious a$$, besides Katy is sexier!
Katy whoops a girl (?) ... and she likes it.  
#3 | 1401 days ago

As much as I love Katy Perry and her big beautiful breasts, I don't know if she can pull this one off..
GaGa is like a big bird.. She can't hide her beak, but I'm pretty sure she has some pretty large talons that she can expose wolverine-style when she's protecting her nest. 
Plus if things get nasty and the entourages enter the ring.. Russell Brand stands no chance against an army of homosex-suals
Gaga pokes-'er-face ... hard.  
#4 | 1401 days ago

eh...well if it's a battle of wits, i'm pretty sure it's a stalemate before it even begins.

if it's hand to hand combat, i'm going with the horse on the right cause in my experience, i've found that chicks who kiss chicks and like it tend to be a little tougher than dudes who dress in women's clothing.
Beans-jitsu.  
#5 | 1401 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
eh...well if it's a battle of wits, i'm pretty sure it's a stalemate before it even begins.

if it's hand to hand combat, i'm going with the horse on the right cause in my experience, i've found that chicks who kiss chicks and like it tend to be a little tougher than dudes who dress in women's clothing.
I can tell you from my vast experience and research in the field, that drag queens are the toughest creatures alive. They fight intolerance, bigotry, hatred, and pink eye regularly.
I have to respectfully disagree with you there.
I thought you were kidding about making this a series poll.  
#6 | 1401 days ago

Preachers kid vs NYC  Italian American catholic school girl.      Gotta go with the Gaga
Gaga pokes-'er-face ... hard.  
#7 | 1401 days ago

Personally I think that Lady Gaga is all talk.  Rumor has it that this "persona" was actually stolen from someone else.  I think she is mousey and would get her @ss handed to her by Katy.

Katy has b@ll's.. not the same kind obviously as Gaga.  She seems sweet and innocent, but I truly believe that she is a fiercer fighter.
Katy whoops a girl (?) ... and she likes it.  
#8 | 1401 days ago


Katy Perry  - 110

Lady GaGa +100



Going to make Perry a small favorite on the opening line, kids raised by pastor's often turn into hell raisers and she seems to be quite limber !  
Katy whoops a girl (?) ... and she likes it.  
#9 | 1401 days ago

How about we give each a six-shooter and have a old fashioned Standoff?
If so, I will go with Perry.
Beans-jitsu.  
#10 | 1401 days ago

Considering Lady Gaga used to be a man, I'd give her the edge.
#11 | 1401 days ago

Gaga would throw her some of the meat off her dress to distract her like a dog, which would only give Katy a taste for blood. Gaga would poke eyes While Katy pulls hair and groin stuff (Rumor has it that Gaga has t*sties, though the video for Telephone (unedited version) proved otherwise.)
#12 | 1401 days ago

Also I think P!nk could tear both of them up at the same time, just saying.
#13 | 1401 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Considering Lady Gaga used to be a man, I'd give her the edge.
Didn't her name used to be Marilyn Manson or something like that?
#14 | 1401 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Also I think P!nk could tear both of them up at the same time, just saying.
 For sure ... but she's not feuding with them, that I know of.  Plus, that wouldn't have been interesting since Pink is a bad-ass bitch!
I thought you were kidding about making this a series poll.  
#15 | 1401 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 For sure ... but she's not feuding with them, that I know of.  Plus, that wouldn't have been interesting since Pink is a bad-ass bitch!
And she's preggo these days.  That's a mean combo IYAM. 
#16 | 1401 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Didn't her name used to be Marilyn Manson or something like that?
I thought she was one of the Nelson brothers.
#17 | 1401 days ago

Ga Ga stuns her with her bad taste in clothes, but in the end Katy wins after Russel Brand interferes by blinding Lady Ga Ga with one of Katy's really ugly outfits...
Seriously, I'd really like to see this one. In fact, I'm saving one  Jello cup a week to make it happen...

Katy whoops a girl (?) ... and she likes it.  
#18 | 1401 days ago

Who are these people?
Beans-jitsu.  
#19 | 1401 days ago

katy kicks her ass from pillar to post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#20 | 1401 days ago

Take the dude....Gaga wins.
#21 | 1401 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Katie wins!  If not, I'll help her with the healing process!
Katy whoops a girl (?) ... and she likes it.  
#22 | 1401 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Who are these people?
You are better off not knowing! 
#23 | 1401 days ago

I think GaGa is all show, and Katy, who kissed a girl and liked it, but still married Russell Brand, ()  is more down to earth, and will break a nail or two, if the need arises!
#24 | 1401 days ago

I think Gaga would "PacMan" Katie's orbital bone. Shame.
Beans-jitsu.  
#25 | 1401 days ago

GaGa Murders.
Beans-jitsu.  
#26 | 1401 days ago

Katy
I thought you were kidding about making this a series poll.  
#27 | 1401 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Who are these people?
you should be ashamed of yourself...  O.O 
#28 | 1399 days ago

katy wins easily coz i taught her kim-fu  :)
Katy whoops a girl (?) ... and she likes it.  
#29 | 1398 days ago

asiankim53 wrote:
katy wins easily coz i taught her kim-fu  :)
go Hawkeyes you look good lets chat some time
#30 | 1380 days ago

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Beans-jitsu.  
#31 | 1373 days ago

 KATY ALL THE WAY!!!!
Katy whoops a girl (?) ... and she likes it.  
#32 | 1338 days ago

The person known as Gaga does not make much sense when talking, I think Katy would try to understanding/helpful and just be bored to tears. Gaga should switch to boxer briefs, less binding....
Beans-jitsu.  

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