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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


Morning bitches. 

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33 Fans 
9%a. Good Morning...
21%b. I'm not clever today.,..
21%c. Are you there yet?...
15%d. Ooh la la la...
12%e. Where in the world...
6%f. Full House...
12%g. Any drink will do...
3%h. Beaneaters...

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#3 | 1404 days ago

Morning.

Another Kings loss. Never again will I be happy for having a number one rank. SIGH.
I may be next on the chopping block if classroom sizes increase  again. (this was a nice little diddy I learned before heading home yesterday-----)
That's all I have.

Hope all who are going to Vegas have a great time, and the rest of you-----May you smile at least once today.
I'm not clever today.,..  
  
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#1 | 1404 days ago

VEGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

meet you at 12:26
Ooh la la la...  
#2 | 1404 days ago

All I have to say is Frozen Waffles in microwave=Smoke and fire

Try not having this song stuck in your head all day

it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

CHORUS:
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world

(chorus)
Ooh la la la...  
#3 | 1404 days ago

Morning.

Another Kings loss. Never again will I be happy for having a number one rank. SIGH.
I may be next on the chopping block if classroom sizes increase  again. (this was a nice little diddy I learned before heading home yesterday-----)
That's all I have.

Hope all who are going to Vegas have a great time, and the rest of you-----May you smile at least once today.
I'm not clever today.,..  
#4 | 1404 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)
sports_schmorts wrote:
VEGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

meet you at 12:26

Vegas baby Vegas!

 

Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas

How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'Cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on every deal
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas

Viva Las Vegas with you neon flashin'
And your one armbandits crashin'
All those hopes down the drain
Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime
Turnin' night into daytime
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again

I'm gonna keep on the run
I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke up well
I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time
I'm gonna give it everything I've got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shoot a seven with every shot
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas,Viva Las Vegas
Viva, Viva Las Vegas!!!




I'm not going btw, I'm just showing my support.


 

#5 | 1404 days ago

i had my craziest night in recent memory last night. out like a light by 10:30ish. it was totally wild. i want four more in a row just like it.

for those of you cringing at the thought of woody's song rattling around in your brain all day, this site may help. (ha, jerk.)

sunday's coming up a little too fast for me. i'm not ready to watch the texans again yet.

i'm boss at the church until the monday after thanksgiving. what the hell were there thinking?

i hate seagulls - kate nash
I hate seagulls
And I hate being sick
I hate burning my finger on the toaster
And I hate nits
I hate falling over
I hate grazing my knee
I hate picking off the scab a little bit too early
I hate getting toothache
I hate when it's a piss take
I hate all the mistakes I make
I hate rude ignorant bastards
And I hate snobbery
I hate anyone who if I was serving chips wouldn't talk to me
But..
I have a friend
With whom I like to spend
Any time I can find with
I like sleeping in your bed
I like knowing what is going on inside your head
I like taking time and I like your mind
And I like when your hand is in mine
I like getting drunk on the dunes by the beach
I like picking strawberries
I like cream teas and I like reading ghost stories
And my heart skips a beat every time that we met
It's been a while and now your smile is almost like a memory
But then you're back and I am fine 'cause you're with me and I'm in love with you
And I can't find the words to make it sound unique
But honestly you make me strong
I can't believe I've found someone this kind
I hope you'll carry on
'Cause you're so nice and I'm in love with you..
I'm not clever today.,..  
#6 | 1404 days ago

(Edited by Beaneaters)
Hey, here's a line from the song 'Like a Rolling Stone' by Bob Dylan, I included the chords in case you want to play and sing it over and over and over...

F                       Em                      Dm             C
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose

I am feeling it today. Not sure what is up but I could play me some 'Stormy Monday Blues' for about four hours. And it is almost Friday, what is up with that?
I could use an attitude adjustment, dang you California, I demand a recount.
Ok, Kings (LA) win this weekend. ****** ******s...
Falcons, you complete me, so complete the season ----->
Braves trade for Uggla, I like it. I hope for two things, Braves resigning him for long term and that he stays healthy. Don't stop with that move, sign a closer ( since you traded away the ROOKIE OF THE YEAR CLOSER TO TEXAS WAY BACK IN 2007 along with some other good players just for some p**kerhead who now plays for the Yankees... ****)
My mood sucks, sorry, I need a hug... or a ****job, or something...

Good day to you all, you guys rock in your own special way.

*edited in an effort to avoid scarring someone's nellie's young, tender mind <insert HUGE eyeroll here>
Beaneaters...  
#7 | 1404 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
Hey, here's a line from the song 'Like a Rolling Stone' by Bob Dylan, I included the chords in case you want to play and sing it over and over and over...

F                       Em                      Dm             C
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose

I am feeling it today. Not sure what is up but I could play me some 'Stormy Monday Blues' for about four hours. And it is almost Friday, what is up with that?
I could use an attitude adjustment, dang you California, I demand a recount.
Ok, Kings (LA) win this weekend. ****** ******s...
Falcons, you complete me, so complete the season ----->
Braves trade for Uggla, I like it. I hope for two things, Braves resigning him for long term and that he stays healthy. Don't stop with that move, sign a closer ( since you traded away the ROOKIE OF THE YEAR CLOSER TO TEXAS WAY BACK IN 2007 along with some other good players just for some p**kerhead who now plays for the Yankees... ****)
My mood sucks, sorry, I need a hug... or a ****job, or something...

Good day to you all, you guys rock in your own special way.

*edited in an effort to avoid scarring someone's nellie's young, tender mind <insert HUGE eyeroll here>
DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Ooh la la la...  
#8 | 1404 days ago

John_Daly wrote:

Vegas baby Vegas!

 

Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas

How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'Cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on every deal
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas

Viva Las Vegas with you neon flashin'
And your one armbandits crashin'
All those hopes down the drain
Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime
Turnin' night into daytime
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again

I'm gonna keep on the run
I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke up well
I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time
I'm gonna give it everything I've got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shoot a seven with every shot
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas,Viva Las Vegas
Viva, Viva Las Vegas!!!




I'm not going btw, I'm just showing my support.


 

we're the Vegas supporters..


GO TEAM VEGAS!!!
Ooh la la la...  
#9 | 1404 days ago

Happy Thursday to all!

I don't listen to country music, but last night at the restaurant this song came on. I have to share the lyrics.

I Pray For You...

I haven't been to church since I don't remember when
Things were going great '˜til they fell apart again
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
He said you cant go hating others who have done wrong to you.
Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn.
Let the good Lord do His job and you just pray for them.

I pray your brakes go out running down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you

I'm really glad I found my way to church
'Cause I'm already feeling better and I thank God for the words.
Yeah I'm going take the high road,
And do what the preacher told me to do,
You keep messing up and I'll keep praying for you.

I pray your tire blows out at 110.
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with his and her tattoos.

I pray your brakes go out running down a hill.
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I'd like to.
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your car,
wherever you are honey, I pray for you.
I pray for you...  

Have a GREAT Thursday everyone!
Good Morning...  
#10 | 1404 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF?!?!?!?!?!
We have got to sit down and have that 'where do babies comes from?' discussion...
Beaneaters...  
#11 | 1404 days ago

Happy Thursday Everybodee!

Last night, I tried attending a band field show event at another school (My co-worker's daughter attends a school in East County, where I attended, and there was supposed to be a show last night, with all the schools in the district, including a guest performance from SDSU's marching band.)    Apparently, it got moved or changed to a different date, cuz there was nobody there but the football team practicing on the field.   (What is the Football team doing on the Marching Band's field????)

Stayed there for about an hour, with my daughter eventually marching a lap around the track (She is possibly performing this Sunday in the Mother Goose parade - a 2 and a half mile parade, and she wanted to feel part of that distance marching to see if she is up for it.)

She also practiced marching on the field, one of the newer installed fields that her school doesn't have.  She complained about the markings (not sure if they were correct)  but said overall, it was a good field to march on.   She is such a band geek!  (Makes me proud.)
Where in the world...  
#12 | 1404 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
Hey, here's a line from the song 'Like a Rolling Stone' by Bob Dylan, I included the chords in case you want to play and sing it over and over and over...

F                       Em                      Dm             C
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose

I am feeling it today. Not sure what is up but I could play me some 'Stormy Monday Blues' for about four hours. And it is almost Friday, what is up with that?
I could use an attitude adjustment, dang you California, I demand a recount.
Ok, Kings (LA) win this weekend. ****** ******s...
Falcons, you complete me, so complete the season ----->
Braves trade for Uggla, I like it. I hope for two things, Braves resigning him for long term and that he stays healthy. Don't stop with that move, sign a closer ( since you traded away the ROOKIE OF THE YEAR CLOSER TO TEXAS WAY BACK IN 2007 along with some other good players just for some p**kerhead who now plays for the Yankees... ****)
My mood sucks, sorry, I need a hug... or a ****job, or something...

Good day to you all, you guys rock in your own special way.

*edited in an effort to avoid scarring someone's nellie's young, tender mind <insert HUGE eyeroll here>

 bob dylan tabs
 blues
 political references (optional. i'm gonna leave this one unchecked.)
 sports
 swearing
 baseball
 use of all caps in the form of yelling
 request for sexual solicitations
 backhanded compliment

hm. you're pretty cute when you're in a bad mood.
 

I'm not clever today.,..  
#13 | 1404 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
We have got to sit down and have that 'where do babies comes from?' discussion...
well mom didn't THROW ME UP!!!!!

Which is what I am about to do... ISHY ISH DAD!
Ooh la la la...  
#14 | 1404 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
well mom didn't THROW ME UP!!!!!

Which is what I am about to do... ISHY ISH DAD!
Sorry, I mean I'm not like G.I.Joe down there... be strong, you CAN get through this.
Beaneaters...  
#15 | 1404 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
Sorry, I mean I'm not like G.I.Joe down there... be strong, you CAN get through this.
to me you are.
Ooh la la la...  
#16 | 1404 days ago

Random Thought:

If I was the head of Coke or Pepsi I'd switch all the bottles to left-handed threads and watch the chaos that ensued.
Ooh la la la...  
#17 | 1404 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
to me you are.
OK... sheesh... me, the Easter bunny, and Santa Claus are all like G.I.Joe down there... I hope you are happy now.

Beaneaters...  
#18 | 1404 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
OK... sheesh... me, the Easter bunny, and Santa Claus are all like G.I.Joe down there... I hope you are happy now.

You forgot to add the Ken doll, Teddy Ruxpin and Jason Smalls.
Ooh la la la...  
#19 | 1404 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Happy Thursday Everybodee!

Last night, I tried attending a band field show event at another school (My co-worker's daughter attends a school in East County, where I attended, and there was supposed to be a show last night, with all the schools in the district, including a guest performance from SDSU's marching band.)    Apparently, it got moved or changed to a different date, cuz there was nobody there but the football team practicing on the field.   (What is the Football team doing on the Marching Band's field????)

Stayed there for about an hour, with my daughter eventually marching a lap around the track (She is possibly performing this Sunday in the Mother Goose parade - a 2 and a half mile parade, and she wanted to feel part of that distance marching to see if she is up for it.)

She also practiced marching on the field, one of the newer installed fields that her school doesn't have.  She complained about the markings (not sure if they were correct)  but said overall, it was a good field to march on.   She is such a band geek!  (Makes me proud.)
i love reading the geeky band stuff you post about your daughter. was she utilizing proper 8-5 technique around the track? is she prepared to keep rank and keep the lines straight around corners in the parade? sometimes the outsiders have to gait to a 3-5 to do it. shorties need to be on the inside. some of my best times were spent with my band geek brethren.

I'm not clever today.,..  
#20 | 1404 days ago

Happy Thuuuuuuursday.. Happy Thursdaaaaaaaay
I really could use about 16 hours of sleep and just laying in bed..
My hockey team managed to play a mediocre game last night, blew a 3-2 lead in the 3rd period and ended up losing 5-3 after an empty netter... Sh*t.. At least the Avs did the opposite and came back from a two goal deficit to beat the Sharks in OT (cue post goal fog horn)

I will join in the crowd wishing those headed to sin city a safe and rowdy weekend.. Shake that monkey
I'm not clever today.,..  
#21 | 1404 days ago

Morning Q'rs, It's freezing here and so the reason for my story: Me to Jack (my 6 yr old) It's cold, wear long pants today
Jack: All my friends are wearing shorts and Bakugan t's
Me: You're wearing long pants, long sleeve shirt, hoodie and hat
Jack: I don't like you very much this morning
Me: WHAT?????? I gave you life! I don't want you to get sick right before vacation.
Jack: I think you worry to much about me, Mom, I'm 6 you know
Me: WHAT?????????
i am serious this was our conversation. I'm still shaking my head, knowing it's all my fault for having free speech as long it is respectful in the house. But, seriously, he's 6 yrs old!
Gotta love them kids, without them my life would be uneventful and a little boring!
Just wish I could figure out where all the time has gone.
Hope everyone has a great day! Peace
Where in the world...  
#22 | 1404 days ago

Whatup?
     Is it just me, or did it take about 10 days for Thursday to get here this week? Last night was good. Saw the NBA Double-header and I was glad to see the Spurs playing like they used to against the Bulls. My favorite Power Rangers played up to potential too blowing out the Suns at home.  Big-ups go to Chris Bosh.  Finally had his breakout game. John McClain said, "Welcome to the party, pal!!" Shout outs to all you guys heading out to Vegas, baby!! Dag, I hate y'all a little bit. WTFs to Greg Oden, I thought Bynum had bad luck. Greg's looking at micro fracture surgery on the "good" leg this time. Damn. Maybe you & Yao can get a little fishing in. I'm gonna chill for now. Looking forward to scouting some of the High School basketball teams over the weekend. It's a slow week, but I have a feeling tomorrow will be a doozie.
I'm not clever today.,..  
#23 | 1404 days ago

Morning everyone , things are really dead calm around here, nothing interesting to report, changing weather, windy and cold days, home-work-home this whole week, uuugh! I'm so bored  hope you have a wonderful day
#24 | 1404 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i love reading the geeky band stuff you post about your daughter. was she utilizing proper 8-5 technique around the track? is she prepared to keep rank and keep the lines straight around corners in the parade? sometimes the outsiders have to gait to a 3-5 to do it. shorties need to be on the inside. some of my best times were spent with my band geek brethren.

Well, I was up in the stands while she went around the track. She just picked the center marked line and went around, saying she was a little bored, not playing an instrument.    I didn't see what pace she was setting.    The band director will be marching them around their school track today the necessary distance to test their endurance.

The field seemed short, at least the section where she was checking on.  She was attempting to march 8-5, but was coming up with 7 steps.   I even tried, even though it's been years since I marched (though you never forget, after marching for 4 years), and I was coming up at 7 steps as well.   Had to really watch the yards to come in with 8 steps, though the steps felt short.
Where in the world...  
#25 | 1404 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Well, I was up in the stands while she went around the track. She just picked the center marked line and went around, saying she was a little bored, not playing an instrument.    I didn't see what pace she was setting.    The band director will be marching them around their school track today the necessary distance to test their endurance.

The field seemed short, at least the section where she was checking on.  She was attempting to march 8-5, but was coming up with 7 steps.   I even tried, even though it's been years since I marched (though you never forget, after marching for 4 years), and I was coming up at 7 steps as well.   Had to really watch the yards to come in with 8 steps, though the steps felt short.
sounds like y'alls legs are too long.
I'm not clever today.,..  
#26 | 1404 days ago



There's somethin' wrong with the world today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our eyes

We're seeing things in a different way
And God knows it ain't His
It sure ain't no surprise

We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge

There's somethin' wrong with the world today
The light bulb's gettin' dim
There's meltdown in the sky

If you can judge a wise man
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man that I

We're livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself at all
Livin' on the edge
You can't stop yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge

Tell me what you think about your sit-u-a-tion
Complication - aggravation
Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'
Even if it wasn't would you still come crawlin'
Back again?
I bet you would my friend
Again & again & again & again & again

(solo)

Tell me what you think about your sit-u-a-tion
Complication - aggravation
Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'
Even if it was would would you still come crawlin'
Back again?
I bet you would my friend
Again & again & again & again

There's something right with the world today
And everybody knows it's wrong
But we can tell 'em no or we could let it go
But I would rather be a hanging on

Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself at all
Livin' On the Edge
You can't stop yourself from fallin'
Livin' On the Edge
Livin' On the Edge
Livin' On the Edge
Livin' On the Edge
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself at all
Livin' on the edge
You can't stop yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge
Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself
You can't help yourself
Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself at all
Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself
You can't help yourself
Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself
You can't help yourself
Livin' On the Edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Livin' On the Edge
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you got to that now
#27 | 1404 days ago

Hola Gente!

Today is my Friday, then I am leaving tomorrow morning for Vegas!! I can't wait  I just hope today at work goes by fast.

Enjoy the song...

Shakira
Loca

 

Loca...

Loca...

Dance or die...

Loca...

Loca...

She's gettin' high all the time
Just to keep you from me
She get's you on like (ahh! )
Be careful amigo
She talks in the morning just to wake you up
She's tied to your love
But your love's only mine, boy

Sigo tranquila
Like I'm on a beach in Anguilla
Sippin' on Corona
Like it's nothin' goin' on
I ain't leavin' you alone
Texting other girls
What's it gonna take just to keep them off

And I'm crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain't easy (loca, loca, loca)
I'm crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
Crazy but you like it

That girl is a nutter
Hot though, I heat up when I touch her
Chica caliente
Got me rapping to merengue
I feel so el presidente
I'm runnin' s**t and I'm lovin' it
She's got a mean lil' butt,
But you should see what she does with it
She keeps it down low (down low, down low)
I can never get enough (oh no, oh no)
She gives me the runaround,
But I stay chasin'
But I mean, yo, I'm in love
With a crazy girl
But it's all good
And it's fine by me
Just as long as I hear her say, "Ay, papi"

And I'm crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain't easy (loca, loca, loca)
I'm crazy but you like it
Crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)

You're the one for me
And for her no more
Now you think she's got it all
I got one kiki

You're the one for me
And for her no more
Now you think she's got it all
I got my kiki

There's a lot of things
That I'd do to please you
Take you to the medico por el caminito
Cuz we're gonna get some Mambo
Oh, what she do in the Laui?

I really can't help it
If I make the lady loca
I don't want no trouble
I just wanna hit the (Ooh! )

And I'm crazy, but you like it
'Cause the kinda girl like me
Is never far from the market
And I'm crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain't easy (loca, loca, loca)
I'm crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
Crazy but you like it (Dios Mío)

That girl is (loca)
That girl is (loca)
That girl is (loca)

Loca
That girl is (loca)
That girl is (loca)

You're the one for me
And for her no more
Now you think she's got it all
I got my kiki

And I'm crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain't easy (loca, loca, loca)
La loca, la loca, la loca (loca)
Loca (loca)
Are you there yet?...  
#28 | 1404 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
sounds like y'alls legs are too long.
Only long enough to reach the ground. 

No, after marching for so long, you get used to the size step you need to hit your mark.   

Her school often times has crooked lines, as the groundskeeper can't seem to mark a straight line consistently.   Her director has the band march to the form, not to the field, to compensate for this.
Where in the world...  
#29 | 1404 days ago
(+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i love reading the geeky band stuff you post about your daughter. was she utilizing proper 8-5 technique around the track? is she prepared to keep rank and keep the lines straight around corners in the parade? sometimes the outsiders have to gait to a 3-5 to do it. shorties need to be on the inside. some of my best times were spent with my band geek brethren.

Not bad, you're about the 3rd hottest one in your row Could ya hook me up with the chic on the far left that's playing the flute?
#30 | 1404 days ago

Ha, somehow I turned in to a ghost^^^^^^^^^^
Ooh la la la...  
#31 | 1404 days ago

All this talk about going to Vegas is starting to make me cry, ! F**k work!
Are you there yet?...  
#32 | 1404 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Ha, somehow I turned in to a ghost^^^^^^^^^^
That was more than a ghost.  I think you were a phantasm or a poltergeist.
Where in the world...  
#33 | 1404 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
sounds like y'alls legs are too long.
The word for today IS:     LEGS.   HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!!!
Good Morning...  
#34 | 1404 days ago

I don't know about this picture size reduction. Kat's legs aren't even showing now
I had to change my pic and it's now showing up a day later, usually that doesn't happen for at least half a week.
Are you there yet?...  
#35 | 1404 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
All this talk about going to Vegas is starting to make me cry, ! F**k work!
We will miss you Kevin
Are you there yet?...  
#36 | 1404 days ago

Good afternoon, bitches.

Vegas folk ... have fun, be safe, and don't be stupid.  What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (and on Filter Error when you return ... I share all my ridiculous and embarrassing vacation details so you bitches can, too).  

My quest to get someone to buy me a limited-time-only McRib continues.  So far, I've been promised one on two occasions and both times my boi failed to deliver.  Pretty soon I will be taking auditions for new starting lineup gays.  I could pull some up from the minors, but they're just not ready and if I bring them up too soon, they may lose self-confidence and be barred to a life of benchwarmer gaydom.  I'm not willing to risk it.  They're welcome.

So as you may recall, my mom is more tech savvy than I am, and has quickly learned to be all about the texting and the lingo that comes along with it.  Well, she now has decided that she's too cool for vowels, as well.  So I sent her a text last night asking her what she wanted for her birthday (which is today ... it's cool, I'm good in the clutch) and I got a response this morning.

Me:  what do you want for your b-day?
Mom:  jst hlp ur dad w his dck this wkend



She meant to relay, "Just help your dad with his DECK this weekend", since he is doing work on the deck in the backyard.
I still feel very Soon Yi/Woody Allen and it makes me wanna throw up a little.

Ooh la la la...  
#37 | 1404 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good afternoon, bitches.

Vegas folk ... have fun, be safe, and don't be stupid.  What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (and on Filter Error when you return ... I share all my ridiculous and embarrassing vacation details so you bitches can, too).  

My quest to get someone to buy me a limited-time-only McRib continues.  So far, I've been promised one on two occasions and both times my boi failed to deliver.  Pretty soon I will be taking auditions for new starting lineup gays.  I could pull some up from the minors, but they're just not ready and if I bring them up too soon, they may lose self-confidence and be barred to a life of benchwarmer gaydom.  I'm not willing to risk it.  They're welcome.

So as you may recall, my mom is more tech savvy than I am, and has quickly learned to be all about the texting and the lingo that comes along with it.  Well, she now has decided that she's too cool for vowels, as well.  So I sent her a text last night asking her what she wanted for her birthday (which is today ... it's cool, I'm good in the clutch) and I got a response this morning.

Me:  what do you want for your b-day?
Mom:  jst hlp ur dad w his dck this wkend



She meant to relay, "Just help your dad with his DECK this weekend", since he is doing work on the deck in the backyard.
I still feel very Soon Yi/Woody Allen and it makes me wanna throw up a little.

 What a shocker, a boi that can't deliver the meat to a girl! 
Are you there yet?...  
#38 | 1404 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I don't know about this picture size reduction. Kat's legs aren't even showing now
I had to change my pic and it's now showing up a day later, usually that doesn't happen for at least half a week.
They haven't been showing since I changed pictures. But then again...the legs are not the essence of the picture
Are you there yet?...  
#39 | 1404 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 What a shocker, a boi that can't deliver the meat to a girl! 
Sooooooo, you're saying you're gonna bring me a McRib?
If not, you're probably a homosexual.  

(I have no shame and I'm getting desperate here ... I will resort to these petty macho straight dude mind tricks.  )
Ooh la la la...  
#40 | 1404 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
They haven't been showing since I changed pictures. But then again...the legs are not the essence of the picture
They show for the person who uses them, but everybody else doesn't see them for a few days usually. You can find out if a new pic is showing for everybody else by logging out and then going to a poll that you commented in and see.
Are you there yet?...  
#41 | 1404 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Sooooooo, you're saying you're gonna bring me a McRib?
If not, you're probably a homosexual.  

(I have no shame and I'm getting desperate here ... I will resort to these petty macho straight dude mind tricks.  )
 LMAO! I guess you got me there, but in my defense, if I can't make a trip to Vegas, there is no chance of me making one to Jersey. By the way I hear it is lovely this time of year.
Are you there yet?...  
#42 | 1404 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 LMAO! I guess you got me there, but in my defense, if I can't make a trip to Vegas, there is no chance of me making one to Jersey. By the way I hear it is lovely this time of year.
Damn.

OK, who's next?
Ooh la la la...  
#43 | 1404 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Only long enough to reach the ground. 

No, after marching for so long, you get used to the size step you need to hit your mark.   

Her school often times has crooked lines, as the groundskeeper can't seem to mark a straight line consistently.   Her director has the band march to the form, not to the field, to compensate for this.


This was them performing last Saturday.
Where in the world...  
#44 | 1404 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
They haven't been showing since I changed pictures. But then again...the legs are not the essence of the picture
I know that. Your's is different everytime I turn around. I changed mine like a week or more ago.
Are you there yet?...  
#45 | 1404 days ago

Hola Qlanders

What a awesome day, I had the biggest dumba@@ attack ever. I back into the transfer truck to unload, like I do multiple times a day. I Raise the tailgate, shove the load off, pull out of the transfer truck and all at once the 5 tons of refuse that was stuck in the tailgate (I should have got out to check this before I pulled away) falls to the ground, now lays a pill of refuse 15 foot around and 10 feet high in the middle of a gas station parking lot.  

Nickelback- This Afternoon

Lookin' like another Bob Marley day
Hittin' from the bong like a diesel train
And I'm down with hangin' out this afternoon

We've got weeds in the backyard 4 feet tall
Cheech and Chong prob'ly woulda' smoked 'em all
So I'm out on the couch this afternoon

Beer bottles layin' on the kitchen floor
If we take 'em all back we can buy some more
So I doubt we'll go without this afternoon

You better hang on if you're taggin' along
Cause we'll be doin this 'till 6 in the mornin'
Nothin' wrong with goin' all night long
Tough to put the brakes on,
Doesn't matter when you'd rather

Get up, and go out
Me and all my friends
We drink up, We fall down
And then we do it all again
Just sittin around, hangin out this afternoon

Landlord said I should buy a tent
But he can kiss my ass cause I payed the rent
So I doubt he'll kick me out this afternoon

Down on the corner in a seedy bar
Juke box crankin' out the CCR
Had a few to Suzy Q this afternoon

Don't wanna wristwatch or an alarm clock
To see what time it is
From the moment I wake up
I just love being with my friends
We barely get by, but have the best times
And hope it never ends
We drink all day till we fall down
So we can do it all again

It's not the human walk
It's the human race
If you aint livin on the edge
You're takin' too much space
So I doubt I'll figure out
Just what to do
'Bout to kick it around
Hangin out this afternoon

Get up, and go out
Me and all my friends
We drink up, we fall down
And then we do it all again

Just kickin' around, hangin out this afternoon
Sittin around hangin out this afternoon
Just kickin' around, hangin out this afternoon
Just sittin around hangin out this afternoon
Just kickin' around, hangin out this afternoon
Just sittin around hangin out this afternoon
Where in the world...  
#46 | 1404 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Hola Qlanders

What a awesome day, I had the biggest dumba@@ attack ever. I back into the transfer truck to unload, like I do multiple times a day. I Raise the tailgate, shove the load off, pull out of the transfer truck and all at once the 5 tons of refuse that was stuck in the tailgate (I should have got out to check this before I pulled away) falls to the ground, now lays a pill of refuse 15 foot around and 10 feet high in the middle of a gas station parking lot.  

Nickelback- This Afternoon

Lookin' like another Bob Marley day
Hittin' from the bong like a diesel train
And I'm down with hangin' out this afternoon

We've got weeds in the backyard 4 feet tall
Cheech and Chong prob'ly woulda' smoked 'em all
So I'm out on the couch this afternoon

Beer bottles layin' on the kitchen floor
If we take 'em all back we can buy some more
So I doubt we'll go without this afternoon

You better hang on if you're taggin' along
Cause we'll be doin this 'till 6 in the mornin'
Nothin' wrong with goin' all night long
Tough to put the brakes on,
Doesn't matter when you'd rather

Get up, and go out
Me and all my friends
We drink up, We fall down
And then we do it all again
Just sittin around, hangin out this afternoon

Landlord said I should buy a tent
But he can kiss my ass cause I payed the rent
So I doubt he'll kick me out this afternoon

Down on the corner in a seedy bar
Juke box crankin' out the CCR
Had a few to Suzy Q this afternoon

Don't wanna wristwatch or an alarm clock
To see what time it is
From the moment I wake up
I just love being with my friends
We barely get by, but have the best times
And hope it never ends
We drink all day till we fall down
So we can do it all again

It's not the human walk
It's the human race
If you aint livin on the edge
You're takin' too much space
So I doubt I'll figure out
Just what to do
'Bout to kick it around
Hangin out this afternoon

Get up, and go out
Me and all my friends
We drink up, we fall down
And then we do it all again

Just kickin' around, hangin out this afternoon
Sittin around hangin out this afternoon
Just kickin' around, hangin out this afternoon
Just sittin around hangin out this afternoon
Just kickin' around, hangin out this afternoon
Just sittin around hangin out this afternoon
I hate it when my load gets stuck to her tailgate and falls to the ground also, what a waste.....
Ooh la la la...  
#47 | 1404 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 LMAO! I guess you got me there, but in my defense, if I can't make a trip to Vegas, there is no chance of me making one to Jersey. By the way I hear it is lovely this time of year.
PS - Q Roast of ______?


(Random, I know.)
Ooh la la la...  
#48 | 1404 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I don't know about this picture size reduction. Kat's legs aren't even showing now
I had to change my pic and it's now showing up a day later, usually that doesn't happen for at least half a week.
oh la la...you look like a model on one of those huge pictures in glasses stores.
I'm not clever today.,..  
#49 | 1404 days ago

Dee sighs deeply...
Any drink will do...  
#50 | 1404 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Sooooooo, you're saying you're gonna bring me a McRib?
If not, you're probably a homosexual.  

(I have no shame and I'm getting desperate here ... I will resort to these petty macho straight dude mind tricks.  )
will someone get this bitch a McRib, so I can finally have one?
Please.. that is all
I'm not clever today.,..  
#51 | 1404 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I know that. Your's is different everytime I turn around. I changed mine like a week or more ago.
Replying to yourself.. tsk tsk
Are you there yet?...  
#52 | 1404 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
will someone get this bitch a McRib, so I can finally have one?
Please.. that is all

Today of all days ... you know I'll cut you.


(But seriously people, about that McRib...)
Ooh la la la...  
#53 | 1404 days ago

i've fallen in love (and this time i know it's for real...)


ray williams johnson. all he does is talk about videos that are already funny so essentially his job is pretty damn easy. but still. love. it's fer real.



doin your mom - fatty spins
[Intro]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]

I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.

[Chorus]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x2]

I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
Your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mom.
[Chorus]

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]

Havin sex with your mother and that makes me better than you.(x2)

[Chorus]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]
I'm not clever today.,..  
#54 | 1404 days ago

That's why you never carry.  
Whatever happened to the good ol' days of hiding your stash in light sockets, potpourri, and hollowed out candles that you melded back together with a lighter and then smoothed out the lines after.    I mean, that's what I hear those junkies do.
Ooh la la la...  
#55 | 1404 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Replying to yourself.. tsk tsk
In my defense....I did it from my wall. My bad!!
Are you there yet?...  
#56 | 1404 days ago

Made a wrong turn, once or twice 
Dug my way out, blood and fire 
Bad decisions, that's alright 
Welcome to my silly life 
Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood 
Miss 'No way, it's all good', it didn't slow me down 
Mistaken, always second guessing, underestimated 
Look, I'm still around 

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel 
Like you're less than f**kin' perfect 
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing 
You're f**kin' perfect to me! 

You're so mean, when you talk about yourself, you were wrong 
Change the voices in your head, make them like you instead 
So complicated, look happy, you'll make it! 
Filled with so much hatred...such a tired game 
It's enough! I've done all I can think of 
Chased down all my demons, I've seen you do the same 

Oh, pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel 
Like you're less than f**kin' perfect 
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing 
You're f**kin' perfect to me 

The whole world's scared so I swallow the fear 
The only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer 
So cool in line, and we try try try, but we try too hard and it's a waste of my time 
Done looking for the critics, cause they're everywhere 
They dont like my jeans, they don't get my hair 
Exchange ourselves, and we do it all the time 
Why do we do that? Why do I do that? 

Why do I do that..? 

Yeah, oh, oh baby, pretty baby..! 
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel 
Like you're less than f**kin' perfect 
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel 
Like you're nothing, you're f**kin' perfect to me 
You're perfect, you're perfect! 
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing
You're f**kin' perfect to me...
Ooh la la la...  
#57 | 1404 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I need a new starting lineup of gays, too, Janet.  Mine are teetering on epic failure.  At least they do it flamboyantly, which makes it entertaining, to say the least.

Today is my dad's 70th birthday.  He was released from the hospital and got to come over to meet the one kitty that isn't hiding under the bed.  People who treat animals poorly should be subjected to the same treatment they give the little furry four-legged ones.  I'll be happy to volunteer my services for that job.
#58 | 1404 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
I need a new starting lineup of gays, too, Janet.  Mine are teetering on epic failure.  At least they do it flamboyantly, which makes it entertaining, to say the least.

Today is my dad's 70th birthday.  He was released from the hospital and got to come over to meet the one kitty that isn't hiding under the bed.  People who treat animals poorly should be subjected to the same treatment they give the little furry four-legged ones.  I'll be happy to volunteer my services for that job.
Don't worry, I'm working on an application process to get the ball rolling on auditioning new gays.  I will be posting it (probably not here because, really, umm ... on a SPORTS website?  ), and probably printing them out and leaving copies at various bath and body stores, high-end fashion retailers, and passing them out in the parking lot of every Madonna/Britney/Christina/Kylie/GaGa concert I can get to.  I'll keep you abreast on my progress.

And I co-sign on the mistreatment of animals.  I'd like to personally kick Michael Vick in the throat repeatedly.  
Ooh la la la...  
#59 | 1404 days ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfdzr2zrqTw
#60 | 1404 days ago

 Janet, I'll get you a McRib, anytime (that we are withing 30 minutes of each other).

Hell week is over and I'm rinkign all alcohol in hte place (not an easy feat)
  So this will pribaby be my only drunk post, but you can reach me in privare message and repost that later.

Let me hear you scream like you want it!
Let me hear you yell like you mean it!
If you gotta, GO DOWN!
GO LOUD!
GO STRONG!
GO PROUD!
GO ON!
GO HARD OR GO HOME!
Let me hear you! (let me hear you!)
Let me hear you! (let me hear you!)
Let me hear you scream
Any drink will do...  
#61 | 1404 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Hola Qlanders

What a awesome day, I had the biggest dumba@@ attack ever. I back into the transfer truck to unload, like I do multiple times a day. I Raise the tailgate, shove the load off, pull out of the transfer truck and all at once the 5 tons of refuse that was stuck in the tailgate (I should have got out to check this before I pulled away) falls to the ground, now lays a pill of refuse 15 foot around and 10 feet high in the middle of a gas station parking lot.  

Nickelback- This Afternoon

Lookin' like another Bob Marley day
Hittin' from the bong like a diesel train
And I'm down with hangin' out this afternoon

We've got weeds in the backyard 4 feet tall
Cheech and Chong prob'ly woulda' smoked 'em all
So I'm out on the couch this afternoon

Beer bottles layin' on the kitchen floor
If we take 'em all back we can buy some more
So I doubt we'll go without this afternoon

You better hang on if you're taggin' along
Cause we'll be doin this 'till 6 in the mornin'
Nothin' wrong with goin' all night long
Tough to put the brakes on,
Doesn't matter when you'd rather

Get up, and go out
Me and all my friends
We drink up, We fall down
And then we do it all again
Just sittin around, hangin out this afternoon

Landlord said I should buy a tent
But he can kiss my ass cause I payed the rent
So I doubt he'll kick me out this afternoon

Down on the corner in a seedy bar
Juke box crankin' out the CCR
Had a few to Suzy Q this afternoon

Don't wanna wristwatch or an alarm clock
To see what time it is
From the moment I wake up
I just love being with my friends
We barely get by, but have the best times
And hope it never ends
We drink all day till we fall down
So we can do it all again

It's not the human walk
It's the human race
If you aint livin on the edge
You're takin' too much space
So I doubt I'll figure out
Just what to do
'Bout to kick it around
Hangin out this afternoon

Get up, and go out
Me and all my friends
We drink up, we fall down
And then we do it all again

Just kickin' around, hangin out this afternoon
Sittin around hangin out this afternoon
Just kickin' around, hangin out this afternoon
Just sittin around hangin out this afternoon
Just kickin' around, hangin out this afternoon
Just sittin around hangin out this afternoon
So did you have to shovel it all back into the truck?   lol  I know!!!  It's not funny, but it is.
Where in the world...  
#62 | 1404 days ago

Well, I found out, that since there weren't enough players at band practice today, that they aren't going to be marching at the Mother Goose parade this Sunday.

Well, at least I get to sleep in that day.
Where in the world...  
#63 | 1404 days ago

Worked today and honestly, working in the liquor store is pretty awesome! That is, until about an hour before my shift was to end.  We were stocking shelves, and one of the girls says "CC is the WORST frickin' Rye, you only buy that sh*t when you want to give it to someone you don't like, like ******"
Well, ****** happened to be walking by and heard the comment, and came completely unglued.  She screamed, she shouted, she cried, she hyperventilated.  Then she got called to the office with the Assistant Manager who wanted to be anywhere but where she was.  I got to go home and missed the end of it all, but this girl has had several warnings and as far as I know, she's on her last chance. 
Another girl, one most recently hired who I did not like from the minute I was introduced to her (no real reason, just an instant dislike) was involved in a car accident over the weekend and is in hospital with broken bones.  One person was killed in the accident.  Today we find out that she was texting while driving and the person killed was the driver of the other vehicle.  Our employee is being charged with voluntary manslaughter and facing jail time.  She has FIVE children and is living apart from her husband right now.  I don't know what will become of her, but another person is dead because she just had to send that text message, and her five children??? Well who knows where they will end up.

DON'T USE YOUR CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!!!!!
I'm not clever today.,..  
#64 | 1404 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
PS - Q Roast of ______?


(Random, I know.)
 I am going to do a roast on Sunday night, based on participation it may be the last. But this member(probably 2) really deserves to get roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey.
Are you there yet?...  
#65 | 1404 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 I am going to do a roast on Sunday night, based on participation it may be the last. But this member(probably 2) really deserves to get roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey.
You know who WILL be participating for sure.  
Ooh la la la...  
#66 | 1404 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You know who WILL be participating for sure.  
 I know I can count on you, Stoney, Cactus Jack, and probably Jason and Rogs. Outside of that, no one else usually does it.
Are you there yet?...  
#67 | 1404 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 I know I can count on you, Stoney, Cactus Jack, and probably Jason and Rogs. Outside of that, no one else usually does it.
But we do it well enough so we don't NEED anyone else. Am I right? Why yes, yes I am.
Ooh la la la...  
#68 | 1404 days ago

 Had a vacation planned next weekend all went down the drain
I'm not clever today.,..  
#69 | 1403 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 I am going to do a roast on Sunday night, based on participation it may be the last. But this member(probably 2) really deserves to get roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey.
Oh, I'm definitely in
I'm not clever today.,..  
#70 | 1403 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Don't worry, I'm working on an application process to get the ball rolling on auditioning new gays.  I will be posting it (probably not here because, really, umm ... on a SPORTS website?  ), and probably printing them out and leaving copies at various bath and body stores, high-end fashion retailers, and passing them out in the parking lot of every Madonna/Britney/Christina/Kylie/GaGa concert I can get to.  I'll keep you abreast on my progress.

And I co-sign on the mistreatment of animals.  I'd like to personally kick Michael Vick in the throat repeatedly.  
Could you please post the application on Craigslist including the schpiel on the McRib? Then share to us those that actually do apply. That would be awesome.

Also, the McRib isn't that good.



Jason Mraz - Geek in the Pink

Yo, Brotha A to z,
Yo, wussup B,
Yo, What time is it?

Ha-ha, It's laundry day!

(do do do...)

Well let the geek in the pink take a stab at it
If you like the way I'm thinkin' baby wink at it
I may be skinny at times but I'm fat for the rhymes
Pass me the mic and I'm a grab at it
Well isn't it delicious crazy way that I'm kissin'
This baby listen to this don't wanna miss it while it's hittin'
Sometimes you gotta fit in to get in
But don't ever quit cause soon I'm gonna let you in but see

I don't care what you might think about me
You'll get by without me if you want
Well,I could be the one to take you home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forgetin' what you already know
That I could be the one to turn you on
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away

like the geek in the pink (do do do...)
well like the geek in the pink, yeah (geek in the pink)

Well my relationship fodder don't mean to bother nobody
But Cupid's automatic musta fired multiple shots at her
Because she fall in love too often that's what the matter
At least when i'm talking about it keep a pattern of flattery and
She was starin' through the doorframe,and
Eyeing me down like already a bad boyfriend
Well she can get her toys outta the drawer then
Cause I ain't comin' home I don't need that attention, see

I don't care what she might think about me
She'll get by without me if she wants
well, I could be the one to take her home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forgettin' what you already know
that I could be the one to turn you on
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away

Hey baby look at me go
From zero to hero
You better take it from a geek like me
Well I can save you from unoriginal dum-dums
Who wouldn't care if you com....plete them or not

So what I've got a short attention span
A coke in my hand
Because I'd rather have the afternoon, relax and understand
My hip hop and flip-flops well it don't stop with the light rock
A shot to mock you kinda puts me in the tight spot
The hype is nothing more than hoo-ha so I'm
Developing a language and I'm callin' it my own
So take a peek into the speaker and you'll see what I mean
That on the other side the grass is greener

I don't care what you might think about me
You'll get by without me if you want
I could be the one to take you home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forgetin' what you already know
I could be the one to turn you on
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away
like the geek in the pink (do do do...)
I'm the geek in the pink ya'll
geek is the color for fall
i'm the geek in the pink
so i'm the geek ya'll
in the pink ya'll
geek is the color for fall
i'm the geek in the pink
#71 | 1403 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Could you please post the application on Craigslist including the schpiel on the McRib? Then share to us those that actually do apply. That would be awesome.

Also, the McRib isn't that good.



Jason Mraz - Geek in the Pink

Yo, Brotha A to z,
Yo, wussup B,
Yo, What time is it?

Ha-ha, It's laundry day!

(do do do...)

Well let the geek in the pink take a stab at it
If you like the way I'm thinkin' baby wink at it
I may be skinny at times but I'm fat for the rhymes
Pass me the mic and I'm a grab at it
Well isn't it delicious crazy way that I'm kissin'
This baby listen to this don't wanna miss it while it's hittin'
Sometimes you gotta fit in to get in
But don't ever quit cause soon I'm gonna let you in but see

I don't care what you might think about me
You'll get by without me if you want
Well,I could be the one to take you home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forgetin' what you already know
That I could be the one to turn you on
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away

like the geek in the pink (do do do...)
well like the geek in the pink, yeah (geek in the pink)

Well my relationship fodder don't mean to bother nobody
But Cupid's automatic musta fired multiple shots at her
Because she fall in love too often that's what the matter
At least when i'm talking about it keep a pattern of flattery and
She was starin' through the doorframe,and
Eyeing me down like already a bad boyfriend
Well she can get her toys outta the drawer then
Cause I ain't comin' home I don't need that attention, see

I don't care what she might think about me
She'll get by without me if she wants
well, I could be the one to take her home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forgettin' what you already know
that I could be the one to turn you on
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away

Hey baby look at me go
From zero to hero
You better take it from a geek like me
Well I can save you from unoriginal dum-dums
Who wouldn't care if you com....plete them or not

So what I've got a short attention span
A coke in my hand
Because I'd rather have the afternoon, relax and understand
My hip hop and flip-flops well it don't stop with the light rock
A shot to mock you kinda puts me in the tight spot
The hype is nothing more than hoo-ha so I'm
Developing a language and I'm callin' it my own
So take a peek into the speaker and you'll see what I mean
That on the other side the grass is greener

I don't care what you might think about me
You'll get by without me if you want
I could be the one to take you home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forgetin' what you already know
I could be the one to turn you on
We could be the talk across the town
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away
like the geek in the pink (do do do...)
I'm the geek in the pink ya'll
geek is the color for fall
i'm the geek in the pink
so i'm the geek ya'll
in the pink ya'll
geek is the color for fall
i'm the geek in the pink
"Also, the McRib isn't that good."  
(Hoity-Toity motherf**ker.)

Obviously you're out of the running for America's Next Top Buddy.
You've been clipped.
The tribe has spoken.
You ARE the weakest link ... goodbye.

(Let me know if any of these stick.  I need a good catchy way of telling applicants that they suck and can no longer continue their journey.)
Ooh la la la...  
#72 | 1403 days ago

has anyone heard from Team Vegas?

Who is pregnant?

Who is married?

My money is on Kramer.  for both.
Ooh la la la...  
#73 | 1403 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
"Also, the McRib isn't that good."  
(Hoity-Toity motherf**ker.)

Obviously you're out of the running for America's Next Top Buddy.
You've been clipped.
The tribe has spoken.
You ARE the weakest link ... goodbye.

(Let me know if any of these stick.  I need a good catchy way of telling applicants that they suck and can no longer continue their journey.)
I'm not the hoity-toity one, I would just love a real braised pork rib doused in BBQ sauce, and not a McDonalds type. Also, why do they include pickles? As I've already said, pickles are bleh. And it adds nothing. (It should be noted that me and my roommate already did have one this year, but my excuse is that we only went because he never had one before).

I'm diggin' the America's Next Top Buddy one, the others, especially Weakest Link, can't go away soon enough.
#74 | 1403 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
has anyone heard from Team Vegas?

Who is pregnant?

Who is married?

My money is on Kramer.  for both.
Who all went to Vegas? I only knew of Marcus.
#75 | 1403 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I'm not the hoity-toity one, I would just love a real braised pork rib doused in BBQ sauce, and not a McDonalds type. Also, why do they include pickles? As I've already said, pickles are bleh. And it adds nothing. (It should be noted that me and my roommate already did have one this year, but my excuse is that we only went because he never had one before).

I'm diggin' the America's Next Top Buddy one, the others, especially Weakest Link, can't go away soon enough.
You are incorrect.  Pickles are delicious.  And this right here, I would just love a real braised pork rib doused in BBQ sauce, and not a McDonalds type" makes you hoity-toity.  

Team Vegas includes, but is not limited to:  Ashlie, Kat, Kramer, Marcus ... and I think that's it, right?  A few more like D*ckhead and Stoney dropped out, so I lost tally.
Ooh la la la...  
#76 | 1403 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You are incorrect.  Pickles are delicious.  And this right here, I would just love a real braised pork rib doused in BBQ sauce, and not a McDonalds type" makes you hoity-toity.  

Team Vegas includes, but is not limited to:  Ashlie, Kat, Kramer, Marcus ... and I think that's it, right?  A few more like D*ckhead and Stoney dropped out, so I lost tally.
Because you missed the first quotation mark, I thought you were agreeing with me, and then I got confused...So thanks for that.

And Vegas with those four sounds like a fun time. It seems more like "one of these four is not like the other, one of these four just doesn't belong" to me though.
#77 | 1403 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You are incorrect.  Pickles are delicious.  And this right here, I would just love a real braised pork rib doused in BBQ sauce, and not a McDonalds type" makes you hoity-toity.  

Team Vegas includes, but is not limited to:  Ashlie, Kat, Kramer, Marcus ... and I think that's it, right?  A few more like D*ckhead and Stoney dropped out, so I lost tally.
And rumor has it you're to blame for me doing so.. so you're welcome
I'm not clever today.,..  
#78 | 1403 days ago

Janet - I really like "you've been clipped" just brings a really nasty a$$ picture to my mind

And I'm with Nellie, my money's on Kramer for everything - pregnant, married, drunk, broke, mugged, etc.....
I'm not clever today.,..  
#79 | 1403 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
And rumor has it you're to blame for me doing so.. so you're welcome
Allegedly.  
I know the truth.




Ooh la la la...  
#80 | 1403 days ago

One comment from last night, and this goes out to Jess and Nellie:

"Dolla dolla Jello shots, y'all!"
Any drink will do...  

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