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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


So, two people told me that they couldn't find their check cards yesterday. I get up, go to the gas station, and guess what...I couldn't find my MF'N check card. BS! I was NOT amused. I had to go back home and find it, so I was late for work again...what the f**k else is new?! UGH! Why can't every day start at 11. That'd be nice. And, it's the first of the month already...and the end of the year almost.  G*ddamn, sh*t is happening too fast. Also, Comcast's punishment for me not paying my bill (I hate them and refuse to pay them most months, shut up. you don't know my troubles. They f**king suck *ss and don't deserve to be paid) is to cut off my HD channels. Really? That's supposed to frighten me into paying you sooner. I grew up in a house with a small ass tv that you had to use mf'n pliers at some point to change the channel to one of the what...8 options in the 80's, and the damn antenna was broke most of those years. Please.  I don't give a sh*t about missing HD channels.  Turn that sh*t off completely on Sunday, and you absolutely damn win. Immediate payment will ensue. I may blow something up on Tuesday, but you'll have your damn money. Until then, suck off. I hate you Comcast.

I may or may not be bitchy today.

| Closed on 12/12/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
29 Fans 
3%a. Good day...
10%b. Time after Time...
14%c. Jason is a douche...
24%d. Murder was the case...
14%e. Shoop...
7%f. I'm going to murderball you!...
10%g. Rum RunnerS...
17%h. Beans...

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#10 | 1330 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
The Little Drummer Boy at 8am...The end is near...

The Grizz...really?  I hate swoons!!  (watch some idiot comes in here and starts dropping 'the Lakers suck' chant...FML)

They are gonna pay that guy on the Rockies $157 million?  Are You Kidding Me?
 
I'm gonna fix me a picture with Shakira...her bellydancing over me!! Yumm!!

I think Bing Crosby was high when he sung all those Christmas song...look at his eyes!!

I need coffee...be back in a grip!

g*********d*am i hate the little drummer boy.

i like that commercial with the grizzlies fans and the Z's have gone to beer up.

tulo is pretty good.

i can do it for you for $5. god i'm such a cheap wh*re.

very likely. have you heard melekelekemaka (oh i bastardized that spelling....)?

moi aussi.



listening to the radio this morning i got two gut busters in a row (i heart walton and johnson). first was the advertisment for houston's holiday to end hunger thingamajig. this year's theme is "show us your cans" and the way the dude said it so coolly like it twern't nothing was awesome. then walton opened up the next segment with "now we all no beauty is in the hole of the behinder..." i almost peed in my bucket seat.

i may have made a horrible mistake. i thought the jokes about the sexual preference of my beautiful david williams were just out of hate. is he really gay? i left my manly closet puncher for this? i'm sorry rogs. it didn't mean anything, i swear.

stay - lisa loeb
You say I only hear what I want to
You say I talk so all the time
So

And I thought what I felt was simple,
And I thought that I don't belong
And now that I am leaving,
Now I know that I did something wrong
'Cause I missed you
Yeah, I missed you

And you say I only hear what I want to
I don't listen hard,
I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running
To anyone, anywhere,
I don't understand if you really care,
I'm only hearing negative
No, no, no

So I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up,
And this woman was singing my song:
Lover's in love, and the other's run away,
Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay

Some of us hover while we're waiting for the other who was
Dying since the day they were born, well,
Well, this is not that
I think that I'm throwing, but I'm thrown

And I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure
You try to tell me that I'm clever,
But that won't take me anyhow, or anywhere with you

You said that I was naive and
I thought that I was strong
I thought, "hey, I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong,
'Cause I missed you
Yeah, I missed

You said, "I caught you 'cause I want you and one day I'll let you go"
You try to give away a keeper, or keep me 'cause you know you're just so
Scared to lose

And you say
"Stay"

Time after Time...  
  
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#1 | 1330 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)

Allow me to re-introduce myself
My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
I guess even back then you can call me
CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'!
Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire
I be the, music biz number one supplier
Flyer than a piece of paper bearin my name
Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right
Hov', OH - not D.O.C.
But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
I check cheddar like a food inspector
My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
I shoot at you actors like movie directors [laughing]
This ain't a movie dog (oh sh*t)

Now before I finish, let me just say
I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you
Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm GONE!
And I don't care WHAT you think about me - but just remember,
when it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years,
twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say
that these brothers lied to you JACK!

Ving ain't lie
I done came through the block in everything that's fly
I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
I never claimed to have wings on
***** I get mine - by any means on whenever there's a drought
Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm
You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game
I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change
And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me
lyin as if, I am a different man
And I could blame my environment but
there ain't no reason why I be buyin expensive chains
Hope you don't think users are the only abusers ******
Gettin high within the game
If you do then, how would you explain?
I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins
I got a hustler spirit, ***** period
Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it
Check out my swag' yo, I walk like a ballplayer
No matter where you go, you are what you are player
And you can try to change but that's just the top layer
Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here
Only God can judge me, so I'm gone
Either love me, or leave me alone

Jason is a douche...  
#2 | 1330 days ago

Morning Q'Ville- sorry bout Comcast Ashlie- couldve been worse, Ted Turner could have Time Warner monolopized down there, then what?
Murder was the case...  
#3 | 1330 days ago

The Little Drummer Boy at 8am...The end is near...

The Grizz...really?  I hate swoons!!  (watch some idiot comes in here and starts dropping 'the Lakers suck' chant...FML)

They are gonna pay that guy on the Rockies $157 million?  Are You Kidding Me?
 
I'm gonna fix me a picture with Shakira...her bellydancing over me!! Yumm!!

I think Bing Crosby was high when he sung all those Christmas song...look at his eyes!!

I need coffee...be back in a grip!
Murder was the case...  
#4 | 1330 days ago
John_Daly (+)

DeeRigga wrote:
The Little Drummer Boy at 8am...The end is near...

The Grizz...really?  I hate swoons!!  (watch some idiot comes in here and starts dropping 'the Lakers suck' chant...FML)

They are gonna pay that guy on the Rockies $157 million?  Are You Kidding Me?
 
I'm gonna fix me a picture with Shakira...her bellydancing over me!! Yumm!!

I think Bing Crosby was high when he sung all those Christmas song...look at his eyes!!

I need coffee...be back in a grip!
Troy Tulowizki is the sh*t, if he didnt get hurt last year and miss 40 games he might have won MVP. Hes 26 years old and hes in his prime. Ive seen less deserving players get better contracts than that. Its Whopper wednesday.
#5 | 1330 days ago

Morning people! Doing the same routine, coffee...check, Q... check, shower ...check, read and reply some important e-mails...check, now I have to leave, dress up, a little bit of makeup and go to school, I'm not as stressed these days as I was last month because I have just one class, they are psychology students and generally they are nice and not as loud as some other students of different majors like graphic desigh or comunications, the class is large (28) but I work very well with them. OK, gotta go for now, enjoy your day, smile, see you later.

P.S. It's very cold outside, I'd like to be here all day drinking coffee, wrapped in a blanket
#6 | 1330 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Troy Tulowizki is the sh*t, if he didnt get hurt last year and miss 40 games he might have won MVP. Hes 26 years old and hes in his prime. Ive seen less deserving players get better contracts than that. Its Whopper wednesday.
for baseball?
Jason is a douche...  
#7 | 1330 days ago

Morning.
I can't wait to see how my classroom was left after the sub and new kid were in it yesterday.
I'm wearing my grandfather's cross today just in case. 
I love Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
I wish that Yogi Bear Christmas Special that I use to wait for all year when I was a kid would air.
Yesterday, while at Macy's, I wrote a letter to Santa. I want Kings wins. He can deliver. He's Santa and I still believe. Also while I was there, I once again ignored the wanting in my heart for those AWESOME  BLUE -TASTIC La LA la la la Christmas Smurfs they are selling. I will get one. I will.

Hope you all have groovy days, and may you all see something spectacular (little person in costume, Santa, a mullet, ect.).
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#8 | 1330 days ago

tornado watch in maryland
#9 | 1330 days ago

What a game last night.  12 goals, 3 fights(almost a fourth - but the zebras put 'em in the sin bin before they could drop the gloves), and a Blackhawks win.  I also got an early bday gift - tickets to the Lions/Bears game this Sunday in the D.  Yeeeeeeeah boy, I love going to Ford Field.  Awesome venue. 

Anyone see my girl Katy Perry on the Victoria's Secret show?  Daaaaayyyyyyuuuuuuummmmmmm - Russell Brand is one lucky SOB. 
#10 | 1330 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
The Little Drummer Boy at 8am...The end is near...

The Grizz...really?  I hate swoons!!  (watch some idiot comes in here and starts dropping 'the Lakers suck' chant...FML)

They are gonna pay that guy on the Rockies $157 million?  Are You Kidding Me?
 
I'm gonna fix me a picture with Shakira...her bellydancing over me!! Yumm!!

I think Bing Crosby was high when he sung all those Christmas song...look at his eyes!!

I need coffee...be back in a grip!

g*********d*am i hate the little drummer boy.

i like that commercial with the grizzlies fans and the Z's have gone to beer up.

tulo is pretty good.

i can do it for you for $5. god i'm such a cheap wh*re.

very likely. have you heard melekelekemaka (oh i bastardized that spelling....)?

moi aussi.



listening to the radio this morning i got two gut busters in a row (i heart walton and johnson). first was the advertisment for houston's holiday to end hunger thingamajig. this year's theme is "show us your cans" and the way the dude said it so coolly like it twern't nothing was awesome. then walton opened up the next segment with "now we all no beauty is in the hole of the behinder..." i almost peed in my bucket seat.

i may have made a horrible mistake. i thought the jokes about the sexual preference of my beautiful david williams were just out of hate. is he really gay? i left my manly closet puncher for this? i'm sorry rogs. it didn't mean anything, i swear.

stay - lisa loeb
You say I only hear what I want to
You say I talk so all the time
So

And I thought what I felt was simple,
And I thought that I don't belong
And now that I am leaving,
Now I know that I did something wrong
'Cause I missed you
Yeah, I missed you

And you say I only hear what I want to
I don't listen hard,
I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running
To anyone, anywhere,
I don't understand if you really care,
I'm only hearing negative
No, no, no

So I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up,
And this woman was singing my song:
Lover's in love, and the other's run away,
Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay

Some of us hover while we're waiting for the other who was
Dying since the day they were born, well,
Well, this is not that
I think that I'm throwing, but I'm thrown

And I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure
You try to tell me that I'm clever,
But that won't take me anyhow, or anywhere with you

You said that I was naive and
I thought that I was strong
I thought, "hey, I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong,
'Cause I missed you
Yeah, I missed

You said, "I caught you 'cause I want you and one day I'll let you go"
You try to give away a keeper, or keep me 'cause you know you're just so
Scared to lose

And you say
"Stay"

Time after Time...  
#11 | 1330 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
John_Daly wrote:
Troy Tulowizki is the sh*t, if he didnt get hurt last year and miss 40 games he might have won MVP. Hes 26 years old and hes in his prime. Ive seen less deserving players get better contracts than that. Its Whopper wednesday.
what he said

I'm running on empty this morning..  I'll have to come back later to make a real post when I'm feeling a little more chipper
Jason is a douche...  
#12 | 1330 days ago
John_Daly (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

g*********d*am i hate the little drummer boy.

i like that commercial with the grizzlies fans and the Z's have gone to beer up.

tulo is pretty good.

i can do it for you for $5. god i'm such a cheap wh*re.

very likely. have you heard melekelekemaka (oh i bastardized that spelling....)?

moi aussi.



listening to the radio this morning i got two gut busters in a row (i heart walton and johnson). first was the advertisment for houston's holiday to end hunger thingamajig. this year's theme is "show us your cans" and the way the dude said it so coolly like it twern't nothing was awesome. then walton opened up the next segment with "now we all no beauty is in the hole of the behinder..." i almost peed in my bucket seat.

i may have made a horrible mistake. i thought the jokes about the sexual preference of my beautiful david williams were just out of hate. is he really gay? i left my manly closet puncher for this? i'm sorry rogs. it didn't mean anything, i swear.

stay - lisa loeb
You say I only hear what I want to
You say I talk so all the time
So

And I thought what I felt was simple,
And I thought that I don't belong
And now that I am leaving,
Now I know that I did something wrong
'Cause I missed you
Yeah, I missed you

And you say I only hear what I want to
I don't listen hard,
I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running
To anyone, anywhere,
I don't understand if you really care,
I'm only hearing negative
No, no, no

So I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up,
And this woman was singing my song:
Lover's in love, and the other's run away,
Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay

Some of us hover while we're waiting for the other who was
Dying since the day they were born, well,
Well, this is not that
I think that I'm throwing, but I'm thrown

And I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure
You try to tell me that I'm clever,
But that won't take me anyhow, or anywhere with you

You said that I was naive and
I thought that I was strong
I thought, "hey, I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong,
'Cause I missed you
Yeah, I missed

You said, "I caught you 'cause I want you and one day I'll let you go"
You try to give away a keeper, or keep me 'cause you know you're just so
Scared to lose

And you say
"Stay"

I can't tell ya baby what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go and all that's left are the words
I can't let go
If we take some time to think it over baby
Take some time, let me know
If you really want to go

Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

I can't feel the things that cause you pain
I can't clear my heart of your love it falls like rain
Ain't the same
I hear you calling far away
Tearing through my soul I just can't take another day
Who's to blame
If we take some time to think it over baby
Take some time let me know
If you really wanna go

Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

Do you wanna see me beggin' baby
Can't you give me just one more day
Can't you see my heart's been draggin' lately
I've been lookin' for the words to say

Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long

Don't know what you got till it's gone no
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
#13 | 1330 days ago

Cough.. ache... whine...

I made 48 cookies last night before going to bed about 7:00...and I don't want to eat any of them....

:cries:

It's snowing, 16 degrees, and I feel too icky for hot chocolate.

I'm also in a bad mood, that started a little while ago and I am trying to get rid of it.

grrrrrrr

There comes a time
When we head a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
And it's time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all

We can't go on
Pretneding day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of
God's great big family
And the truth, you know love is all we need

[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

Send them your heart
So they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
So we all must lend a helping hand

[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

When you're down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
There's no way we can fall
Well, well, well, well, let us realize
That a change will only come
When we stand together as one

[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me
Shoop...  
#14 | 1330 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

g*********d*am i hate the little drummer boy.

i like that commercial with the grizzlies fans and the Z's have gone to beer up.

tulo is pretty good.

i can do it for you for $5. god i'm such a cheap wh*re.

very likely. have you heard melekelekemaka (oh i bastardized that spelling....)?

moi aussi.



listening to the radio this morning i got two gut busters in a row (i heart walton and johnson). first was the advertisment for houston's holiday to end hunger thingamajig. this year's theme is "show us your cans" and the way the dude said it so coolly like it twern't nothing was awesome. then walton opened up the next segment with "now we all no beauty is in the hole of the behinder..." i almost peed in my bucket seat.

i may have made a horrible mistake. i thought the jokes about the sexual preference of my beautiful david williams were just out of hate. is he really gay? i left my manly closet puncher for this? i'm sorry rogs. it didn't mean anything, i swear.

stay - lisa loeb
You say I only hear what I want to
You say I talk so all the time
So

And I thought what I felt was simple,
And I thought that I don't belong
And now that I am leaving,
Now I know that I did something wrong
'Cause I missed you
Yeah, I missed you

And you say I only hear what I want to
I don't listen hard,
I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running
To anyone, anywhere,
I don't understand if you really care,
I'm only hearing negative
No, no, no

So I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up,
And this woman was singing my song:
Lover's in love, and the other's run away,
Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay

Some of us hover while we're waiting for the other who was
Dying since the day they were born, well,
Well, this is not that
I think that I'm throwing, but I'm thrown

And I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure
You try to tell me that I'm clever,
But that won't take me anyhow, or anywhere with you

You said that I was naive and
I thought that I was strong
I thought, "hey, I can leave, I can leave"
But now I know that I was wrong,
'Cause I missed you
Yeah, I missed

You said, "I caught you 'cause I want you and one day I'll let you go"
You try to give away a keeper, or keep me 'cause you know you're just so
Scared to lose

And you say
"Stay"

lol. He says he's not gay. There is also a David Walliams... maybe he's gay. idk? Either way, you dumped "manly" Rogers via avatar change...this should be interesting. HA!
Jason is a douche...  
#15 | 1330 days ago

Good morning gang.  My daughter called last night and left me a message that we were going to have a baby today.  I haven't been able to get in touch with anyone so far this morning.  So i don't know if Chloe Mae has made it into the world yet.
Beans...  
#16 | 1330 days ago

** A special thank you to Rogs for changing his pic to something that makes me gag a little less.**
Shoop...  
#17 | 1330 days ago

I hate having mf'n having coworkers!! Why the f**k am I not rich or self-employed? Damn to hell whoever didn't give me the proper guidance to only want to be self-employed when i was 6...though I'm pretty sure at one point I actually wanted to be an entrepreneur, but I want to blame the sh*t on someone else today. shut up.

christ, i'm an *sshole.
Jason is a douche...  
#18 | 1330 days ago

Whatup?
     I'm going to the game Lakers tonight.
     Big-ups to the (stinking) Memphis Grizzlies for winning their Super Bowl last night and beating the Lakers last night. That's okay though. We'll get them back in the Playoffs, wait, they won't be in the Playoffs. Nevermind. Shout outs to the Texas A&M Aggies for earning a Cotton Bowl bid. It's been a long time coming, so enjoy it. The Longhorns won't stay down for long. And me, because...

     I'm going to the Lakers game tonight.

     WTF goes to the LA Lakers. Three game losing streak? C'mon man! Well, like a drowning man needs a life jacket.  We get to throw out the floatation device that is the Houston Rockets. Eat well Kobe, and say excuse me before you leave the table...
     Have fun today, it's Hump-Day so it's all downhill after lunch. Eat your veggies. Oh yeah, don't wait up cuz...

I'm going to the Lakers game tonight

P.S. Comcast sux rotten eggs. They are some arrogant a$$oles that think they are the only cable providers on Earth. And that's just the Sales Department. Don't get me started on "Customer Service" and I use the term loosely...
    

Rum RunnerS...  
#19 | 1330 days ago

 The first day of December, hurricanes season is officially over, so what is the deal with all the tornadoes that were around last night?
My dog had an attitude with thunder last night. I told her it would be ok, but she wasn't buying it...
... it's her world and I know it.
I am asking for a Super Bowl Championship for the Falcons this year. Santa can wait until around February to deliver it, that will be fine... woohoo! (Hey Ash... OMG)
Kings... win... now... it's not funny.
I think I might send something to break the spell. Maybe a mojo box.
Everyone who is in the path of the storms I saw last night be safe.
I am trying to think of something else to say, get back later. 
Have a real cool day, and again, happy b'day Mims. 

Beans...  
#20 | 1330 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
 The first day of December, hurricanes season is officially over, so what is the deal with all the tornadoes that were around last night?
My dog had an attitude with thunder last night. I told her it would be ok, but she wasn't buying it...
... it's her world and I know it.
I am asking for a Super Bowl Championship for the Falcons this year. Santa can wait until around February to deliver it, that will be fine... woohoo! (Hey Ash... OMG)
Kings... win... now... it's not funny.
I think I might send something to break the spell. Maybe a mojo box.
Everyone who is in the path of the storms I saw last night be safe.
I am trying to think of something else to say, get back later. 
Have a real cool day, and again, happy b'day Mims. 

is Thunder that bear? 
Shoop...  
#21 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
lol. He says he's not gay. There is also a David Walliams... maybe he's gay. idk? Either way, you dumped "manly" Rogers via avatar change...this should be interesting. HA!
there's only one thing i can do:



now, i could be way off base, but that doesn't really look like the face of a dude who wants to patch things up.....
Time after Time...  
#22 | 1330 days ago

Good Morning

Its Effing cold .. snowy.. I can't take much more....

I need warmth...

Kids doing great. They had a blast in Texas. My son found a college there he might want to transfer to.... here is to hoping...

Daughter is catching up from missing 3 days of School last week...

BF and I are doing great...

Thats about all....

Have a great day Q-land
#23 | 1330 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
there's only one thing i can do:



now, i could be way off base, but that doesn't really look like the face of a dude who wants to patch things up.....
mmmkay.

(or you could just leave it, since Williams isn't actually gay. *This may be because i also learned that he's not homophobic in my mini-investigation, so i love him a little more now)
Jason is a douche...  
#24 | 1330 days ago

Random Thoughts....
1.  I just accidentally gave Ash a Bold instead of a PQ....this angers me. I'm tacking on an extra g*dd*mn day to her PQathon just for spite.
2.  Uh...Schmorty...I get 45 of the 48 cookies. I'm taking them to the maze with me.
3.  Today is my Friday!
4.  I'm wearing Degree for women today because i ran out of my deodorant. Is it wrong to want to switch to it permanently? I smell like i have a baby under both arms....f*ckawesome!
5.  Frecklebreasts isn't here so my day sucks already.
6. Bill O'Reilly thinks Wikileaks dude should be executed.  I think O'Reilly should be executed.  And i think the majority of people agree with me.
7. I'm STARVING.  Please sweet baby jesus in your canoe make me some food.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#25 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts....
1.  I just accidentally gave Ash a Bold instead of a PQ....this angers me. I'm tacking on an extra g*dd*mn day to her PQathon just for spite.
2.  Uh...Schmorty...I get 45 of the 48 cookies. I'm taking them to the maze with me.
3.  Today is my Friday!
4.  I'm wearing Degree for women today because i ran out of my deodorant. Is it wrong to want to switch to it permanently? I smell like i have a baby under both arms....f*ckawesome!
5.  Frecklebreasts isn't here so my day sucks already.
6. Bill O'Reilly thinks Wikileaks dude should be executed.  I think O'Reilly should be executed.  And i think the majority of people agree with me.
7. I'm STARVING.  Please sweet baby jesus in your canoe make me some food.
Jason is a douche...  
#26 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
is Thunder that bear? 
 NO, and don't mess with her bear. 
Beans...  
#27 | 1330 days ago

I think after somone tells you they turned their life over to God, you should just cease and desist. No one would lie about Jesus/God after all. NO ONE! You sir, should be ashamed of yourself!

And stop putting your fingers up there. That's not what it's for.
Jason is a douche...  
#28 | 1330 days ago

HA..she got the jesus facepalm.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#29 | 1330 days ago

agreed?


Dear *ss,

I wanna fight, like seriously...I feel like I'm jacked up on Mountain Dew right now. How can I punch someone in the face, about 27 times, in public, with many onlookers, and NOT go to jail? Simple assault over fighting words is legal in GA, I believe, but I doubt they would call this simple, and I'm pretty sure the person doesn't even have to speak to get hit at this point. Or at least, how can I do it, and be home in time for my liquid dinner tonight?
Jason is a douche...  
#30 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts....
1.  I just accidentally gave Ash a Bold instead of a PQ....this angers me. I'm tacking on an extra g*dd*mn day to her PQathon just for spite.
2.  Uh...Schmorty...I get 45 of the 48 cookies. I'm taking them to the maze with me.
3.  Today is my Friday!
4.  I'm wearing Degree for women today because i ran out of my deodorant. Is it wrong to want to switch to it permanently? I smell like i have a baby under both arms....f*ckawesome!
5.  Frecklebreasts isn't here so my day sucks already.
6. Bill O'Reilly thinks Wikileaks dude should be executed.  I think O'Reilly should be executed.  And i think the majority of people agree with me.
7. I'm STARVING.  Please sweet baby jesus in your canoe make me some food.
why do I only get 3 to bring to the maze?

wtf?

do you WANT me to eat off the grill at the park?!?! 
Shoop...  
#31 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
agreed?


Dear *ss,

I wanna fight, like seriously...I feel like I'm jacked up on Mountain Dew right now. How can I punch someone in the face, about 27 times, in public, with many onlookers, and NOT go to jail? Simple assault over fighting words is legal in GA, I believe, but I doubt they would call this simple, and I'm pretty sure the person doesn't even have to speak to get hit at this point. Or at least, how can I do it, and be home in time for my liquid dinner tonight?
i'm pretty sure cortland finnegan has to be involved for you to get away with it
Time after Time...  
#32 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
why do I only get 3 to bring to the maze?

wtf?

do you WANT me to eat off the grill at the park?!?! 
Er...no...i dont want you to catch the aids.  But youre gonna have to make other arrangements cause those f*cking cookies are mine.
Jesus woman...i left you THREE.  
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#33 | 1330 days ago

so wise sometimes.
Jason is a douche...  
#34 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Er...no...i dont want you to catch the aids.  But youre gonna have to make other arrangements cause those f*cking cookies are mine.
Jesus woman...i left you THREE.  
3 is good for my fat @ss, but you wanted more?!?!  how does THAT work?

Screw the maze, screw the barS, yes BOTH of them, and screw your doughnuts... You're uninvited.

Anyone wanna come over?
Shoop...  
#35 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
3 is good for my fat @ss, but you wanted more?!?!  how does THAT work?

Screw the maze, screw the barS, yes BOTH of them, and screw your doughnuts... You're uninvited.

Anyone wanna come over?
Settle down Alanis.  
Stop bringing up the fat thing for the love of diapered jesus.  I never said that.
Im f*cking taking my doughnuts and going home.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#36 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Settle down Alanis.  
Stop bringing up the fat thing for the love of diapered jesus.  I never said that.
Im f*cking taking my doughnuts and going home.
- bye
Shoop...  
#37 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
- bye
Dont guilt me with the broken heart thing.  You started this. 
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#38 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Dont guilt me with the broken heart thing.  You started this. 
?
Shoop...  
#39 | 1330 days ago

What the f*ck is the blue thing between the sad face and thumbs down?
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#40 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
What the f*ck is the blue thing between the sad face and thumbs down?
it's an envelope.
Shoop...  
#41 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
What the f*ck is the blue thing between the sad face and thumbs down?
it's the restraining order being put in the mail
Jason is a douche...  
#42 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
What the f*ck is the blue thing between the sad face and thumbs down?
...sometimes, i just don't know why....i...oh...chr...wow.
Jason is a douche...  
#43 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
it's an envelope.
I dont want your envelope. Keep it..with the cookies, corn, and aids mice.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#44 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I dont want your envelope. Keep it..with the cookies, corn, and aids mice.
liar.
Shoop...  
#45 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
...sometimes, i just don't know why....i...oh...chr...wow.
STFU, ass.  Like that looks like an envelope.  How the f*ck do you get an envelope out of that?  It looks like a retarded kid tried to draw a couch.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#46 | 1330 days ago

We were told about our company's progress today. They say our product is priced as the Lambhorgini of Load generators, then why the hell the company pays us like we build tricycles.
Murder was the case...  
#47 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
STFU, ass.  Like that looks like an envelope.  How the f*ck do you get an envelope out of that?  It looks like a retarded kid tried to draw a couch.
I know you are but what am I?
Jason is a douche...  
#48 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
liar.
Unless it has money in it.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#49 | 1330 days ago

Morning Everybodee!

My wife and I both came down with a cold.   Not sure who actually had it first so we can't blame each other.  (It's probably my fault anyways.)

Daughter has 2 Christmas parades this week, Friday evening and Saturday afternoon.    My wife's office is having their Xmas party on Friday evening, so juggling it all will be fun.  Probably won't make the Friday parade, or at least on time, but I intend to have fun Saturday.
Time after Time...  
#50 | 1330 days ago

Also noted, my daughter is in her 5th year playing saxophone.   My wife and I recently found out that she has never attempted to play the theme song from The Pink Panther. (Or any other song by ear.)   We're almost considering disowning her...during my first and 2nd years playing an instrument, I was playing theme songs from like, anything I could.    Flintstones, Jetsons, Star Wars, ET, Raiders of Lost Ark.  Anything I could by ear.  If I knew the notes, I'd play 'em, if not, I'd learn the fingerings, then play.   Sheet music not needed.
Time after Time...  
#51 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Unless it has money in it.
um, no.. but it's what Stoney said...

but don't worry, it smells like me...
Shoop...  
#52 | 1330 days ago

Grandfather's cross is WORKING. I'm now going to wear it on my body all the time. Take THAT Devil!
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#53 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
um, no.. but it's what Stoney said...

but don't worry, it smells like me...
Watch it or no picture.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#54 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
3 is good for my fat @ss, but you wanted more?!?!  how does THAT work?

Screw the maze, screw the barS, yes BOTH of them, and screw your doughnuts... You're uninvited.

Anyone wanna come over?
I'll come over.  
I had to bathe the cutest little brindle dog (like 25lbs.) at work the other day, and I thought of your fear of them while I was bathing it.  Laughing a little in my head because it was so cute and sweet and thinking how irrational you were about brindle dogs.  Then, the little f**ker bit me.  

Anyway, good day bitches.

I'll be attempting to get a LOT of crap done today that I've fallen behind on lately.
My most dreaded is waiting on the guy that's coming to inspect my dryer vents.  I have stranger danger and think I might answer the door with my mace and a large, blunt object.  
That's all for now.  

Shoop...  
#55 | 1330 days ago

Ask Randompants.  I have no aversion to them.  
Shoop...  
#56 | 1330 days ago



"The General Lee"

I'm a charger
That charges through the night
Like an orange bolt of lightning
Passing everything in sight
I'm the best pal the Duke boys' ever had
I'm thunder on the highway looking bad, bad, bad

I'm a knight
Like the kind in shining armor
With my polished body gleaming
I'm a fighter and a charmer
If trouble comes your way just ask for me
My friends all know me as the General Lee

I'm the General Lee
A piston pumpin' steel belted cavalry
I'll never let you down when you're riding with me
Buckle up and I'll show you what I mean
Take a look back there
Sirens blowing red lights flashing everywhere
We'll cross the field and we'll be runnin' free
They'll eat dust with compliments of me
The General Lee

I'm a hero
And that's how I'll make you feel
When you're riding shotgun with me
And the law is at your heels
I'm glory bound and when the chase is done
I'll take off through the mountains and have fun, fun, fun

I've got style
Tearing through the curves
With
my flag waving proudly to the people that I serve
I'm number 1 and I'll always be
The pride of the South they call the General Lee

I'm the General Lee
A piston pumpin' steel belted cavalry
I'll never let you down when you're riding with me
Buckle up and I'll show you what I mean
Take a look back there
Sirens blowing red lights flashing everywhere
I'll jump that pond and we'll be running free
And they'll go swimming compliments of me
The General Lee
The General Lee
General Lee
(muscle engine roaring)
(Dixie horn)
#57 | 1330 days ago

I'm going to murderball you!...  
#58 | 1330 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'll come over.  
I had to bathe the cutest little brindle dog (like 25lbs.) at work the other day, and I thought of your fear of them while I was bathing it.  Laughing a little in my head because it was so cute and sweet and thinking how irrational you were about brindle dogs.  Then, the little f**ker bit me.  

Anyway, good day bitches.

I'll be attempting to get a LOT of crap done today that I've fallen behind on lately.
My most dreaded is waiting on the guy that's coming to inspect my dryer vents.  I have stranger danger and think I might answer the door with my mace and a large, blunt object.  
That's all for now.  

seee.. they are mean.. they like jugulars too btw...
Shoop...  
#59 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
what's up, empty threat?

I thought I didn't get a picture??

lies.. lies...

lies.

xoxo
Shoop...  
#60 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
seee.. they are mean.. they like jugulars too btw...
The only dog that has ever gone for my neck was Dracudog (name is actually Toby, but I call him that ... among other things) ... little Lakeland Terrier, tan, that got my neck.  Little sh*t.  
Shoop...  
#61 | 1330 days ago

I'm going to murderball you!...  
#62 | 1330 days ago

I'm going to murderball you!...  
#63 | 1330 days ago

I'm going to murderball you!...  
#64 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
B*tch.. those are pink...

FAIL!
Shoop...  
#65 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
B*tch.. those are pink...

FAIL!
Do it yourself then f*cker.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#66 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Do it yourself then f*cker.
NO.. you said you'd do it for me....
Shoop...  
#67 | 1330 days ago

Ohhhhh, looks like another club banger 
They better hang on when they throw this thing on 
Get a little drink on 
They gon' flip for this MarcNyce sh!t, you can bank on it 
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws 
The way she climbs up and down them poles 
Lookin like one of them puddy cat dolls 
Tryin to hold my woody back through my drawers 
Steps on stage didn't think I saw 
Creeps up behind me and she's like YOU'RE!!

I'm like "I know let's cut to the chase, no time to waste, back to my place" 
Plus from the club to the crib's, like a mile away 
Or more like a palace shall i say 
And plus I got a pal if ya gal is game 
In fact he's the one singin the song that's playin... 
Beans...  
#68 | 1330 days ago

 RUM RUNNERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <- my texts and tweets consist mainly of this when I'm down on duval

And I feel your pain Ashlie...COMCAST SUCKS! Those bastages were supposed to be fixing my internet today...I was without net until after 1:00pm because they were working on some things in my neighborhood or grid or whatever the hizzell they call it. I'm thinking "sweet, I'll quit getting bumped off, and my net will be faster again, finally". But, no, already it's not even 3:00 and I've been bumped 3 frickin times and the net is slow as usual. 

I will never ever ever ever ever have their TV service. Being forced to use them for broadband is bad enough. 

Went to see Tangled in 3D (or "Real D" as they call it) last night, and I'm totally smitten with it. I want to go again. It was hilarious and very visually dynamic. And the music was phenomenal. The only downside is my daughter kept commenting on how much I look like the evil "mother" in it. "Mom your hair is the same, and she smiles like you. I wonder if you'll look like that when YOUR hair turns grey" - of course she waited to make these comments until she was sitting directly behind me in the car and I couldn't reach around and strangle her. Her timing is impeccable. 

I can't move my legs today. Justin Forsett kicked my ass.
Rum RunnerS...  
#69 | 1330 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Morning.
I can't wait to see how my classroom was left after the sub and new kid were in it yesterday.
I'm wearing my grandfather's cross today just in case. 
I love Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
I wish that Yogi Bear Christmas Special that I use to wait for all year when I was a kid would air.
Yesterday, while at Macy's, I wrote a letter to Santa. I want Kings wins. He can deliver. He's Santa and I still believe. Also while I was there, I once again ignored the wanting in my heart for those AWESOME  BLUE -TASTIC La LA la la la Christmas Smurfs they are selling. I will get one. I will.

Hope you all have groovy days, and may you all see something spectacular (little person in costume, Santa, a mullet, ect.).
 I'm constantly looking for the Yogi special! My husband said he saw it a couple of years ago on Boomerang but I think he's fibbing. 
Rum RunnerS...  
#70 | 1330 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

Allow me to re-introduce myself
My name is Hov', OH, H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
I guess even back then you can call me
CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'!
Fresh out the fryin pan into the fire
I be the, music biz number one supplier
Flyer than a piece of paper bearin my name
Got the hottest chick in the game wearin my chain, that's right
Hov', OH - not D.O.C.
But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
I check cheddar like a food inspector
My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
with the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
I shoot at you actors like movie directors [laughing]
This ain't a movie dog (oh sh*t)

Now before I finish, let me just say
I did not come here to show out, did not come here to impress you
Because to tell you the truth when I leave here I'm GONE!
And I don't care WHAT you think about me - but just remember,
when it hits the fan brother, whether it's next year, ten years,
twenty years from now, you'll never be able to say
that these brothers lied to you JACK!

Ving ain't lie
I done came through the block in everything that's fly
I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
I never claimed to have wings on
***** I get mine - by any means on whenever there's a drought
Get your umbrellas out because, that's when I brainstorm
You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game
I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change
And I do it twice, ain't no sense in me
lyin as if, I am a different man
And I could blame my environment but
there ain't no reason why I be buyin expensive chains
Hope you don't think users are the only abusers ******
Gettin high within the game
If you do then, how would you explain?
I'm ten years removed, still the vibe is in my veins
I got a hustler spirit, ***** period
Check out my hat yo, peep the way I wear it
Check out my swag' yo, I walk like a ballplayer
No matter where you go, you are what you are player
And you can try to change but that's just the top layer
Man, you was who you was 'fore you got here
Only God can judge me, so I'm gone
Either love me, or leave me alone

Start of with the man that I love and you win.
Murder was the case...  
#71 | 1330 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas!!

So I have a ghost in my house...I think he likes pranks. I have named him Pepito!! First he tried to throw a cell phone at me then he hid my debit card.

People are dumb today. I have had 3 people run into the security doors today and another group got stuck. If you just follow directions this would not happen...Wait til the first door closes before you try to open the next one. Oh and one at a time...not all 3 of you at once, that way you don't get locked in!!

Can't wait til the day finally ends!!! Hope everyone else is having a better day!!
Shoop...  
#72 | 1330 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola amigos y amigas!!

So I have a ghost in my house...I think he likes pranks. I have named him Pepito!! First he tried to throw a cell phone at me then he hid my debit card.

People are dumb today. I have had 3 people run into the security doors today and another group got stuck. If you just follow directions this would not happen...Wait til the first door closes before you try to open the next one. Oh and one at a time...not all 3 of you at once, that way you don't get locked in!!

Can't wait til the day finally ends!!! Hope everyone else is having a better day!!
both of those stories gave me hives.

ghosts and getting stuck?

Shoop...  
#73 | 1330 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola amigos y amigas!!

So I have a ghost in my house...I think he likes pranks. I have named him Pepito!! First he tried to throw a cell phone at me then he hid my debit card.

People are dumb today. I have had 3 people run into the security doors today and another group got stuck. If you just follow directions this would not happen...Wait til the first door closes before you try to open the next one. Oh and one at a time...not all 3 of you at once, that way you don't get locked in!!

Can't wait til the day finally ends!!! Hope everyone else is having a better day!!
I love your ghost. We should name him. Ashton?
Jason is a douche...  
#74 | 1330 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
Start of with the man that I love and you win.
 what do i win?
Jason is a douche...  
#75 | 1330 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Folks that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "money cash h*es"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe
I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole assh**e
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my lyrics I don't give a s**t SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give them more cash for ads...f**kers
I don't know what you take me as
I'm from rags to riches ni**a I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

chorus
99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel sorry for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

The year is '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the mother f**king law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Bounce on the double put the pedal on the floor
Now I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cuz I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more
"Well you was doing 55 in a 54"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of s**t all my papers are legit
"Do you mind if I look around the car a little bit"
Well my glove compartment is locked and so is my trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gonna need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack or some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my s**t
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

Chorus x 2

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a h*e
And this is not a h*e in the sense of having a pu**y
But a pu**y having no godd**n sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing thats gonna happen is imma get to clapping
He and his boys gonna be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzis with they cameras snapping them
DA tried to give the ni**a the shaft again
Half a mil for bail cuz I'm African
All because this fool was harrassing them
Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin
But ain't nothing sweet about how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

Chorus x 3

You're crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy
Murder was the case...  
#76 | 1330 days ago

You have a devil disguised as Reagan from the exorcist only with boy parts too?
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#77 | 1330 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
 what do i win?
You get to be my crush this week.  Can we get the flirty eyes emoticon on this mofo?
Murder was the case...  
#78 | 1330 days ago

the kind I like, whore.
Jason is a douche...  
#79 | 1330 days ago

Afternoon Q'rs...much better day today. I received mmmm yummy pistachios and 3 Starbucks gift cards....not sure what I did, cause we aren't gift exchanging til the 20th, but I am not looking a gift horse in the mouth. Easy day, sitting in the boss's office doing her paperwork while she sneaks out and does some x-mas shopping..that's all i got...Hope everyone is having a great day...Peace
Shoop...  
#80 | 1330 days ago

Ah, the day ends, and Happy Hour begins. Three hours , thirty-five minuites till Tip-off!! Love ya!! See ya Tomorrow.
GOOOO LAKERSS!!
Rum RunnerS...  
#81 | 1330 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Ah, the day ends, and Happy Hour begins. Three hours , thirty-five minuites till Tip-off!! Love ya!! See ya Tomorrow.
GOOOO LAKERSS!!
Wait! Sooo....you have Laker tickets?
Shoop...  
#82 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I love your ghost. We should name him. Ashton?
You don't like Pepito?
Shoop...  
#83 | 1330 days ago

weird*

and I'm into other weird sh*t, i bet. No big.
Jason is a douche...  
#84 | 1330 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
You don't like Pepito?
i guess...if you do.
Jason is a douche...  
#85 | 1330 days ago

I'm not deflecting. I can think of at least one whore named Ashton, I like.
Jason is a douche...  
#86 | 1330 days ago

I'm SOOOO glad Jason is off tomorrow.
Jason is a douche...  
#87 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I'm SOOOO glad Jason is off tomorrow.
Me too...
F*ck this has been a long week.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#88 | 1330 days ago

I was commissioned to do a portrait.  This is my first....Also i will also do others on demand. I am now a free lance MS Paintist.
Just PM me.


I'm going to murderball you!...  
#89 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I was commissioned to do a portrait.  This is my first....Also i will also do others on demand. I am now a free lance MS Paintist.
Just PM me.


um..who is that?

who ever that is.. she has amazing hair!!!
Shoop...  
#90 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
um..who is that?

who ever that is.. she has amazing hair!!!
An artist is never understood.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#91 | 1330 days ago

That's her and her brothers? LMAO!
Jason is a douche...  
#92 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
That's her and her brothers? LMAO!
um, no.. its She-ra and 2 smoke monsters from Lost.

either that or it's a small woman from the 80's ( shoulder pads galore), no @ss, standing in-between 2 blurred out peni for the CoC.


I love it.

hilarious.
Shoop...  
#93 | 1330 days ago

I just choked on Dt.Mt.Dew, *sshole.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#94 | 1330 days ago

oh hell.. i thought that was just the decoration on the shield.
Jason is a douche...  
#95 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I just choked on Dt.Mt.Dew, *sshole.
ewww as you should!

gross.
Shoop...  
#96 | 1330 days ago

Thanks..i went bigger then erased...then went smaller and erased again.  Really studied hard on that part. I think i finally nailed them.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#97 | 1330 days ago

on the right pointy boob?
Jason is a douche...  
#98 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh hell.. i thought that was just the decoration on the shield.
You have no eye for fine art, Angry V*g.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#99 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
ewww as you should!

gross.
Dt. Mt. Dew is like the nectar of the gods, woman.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#100 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
You have no eye for fine art, Angry V*g.
I have an eye....


you wanna kiss it?
Jason is a douche...  
#101 | 1330 days ago

yes.. they are so wide.. and pointy.. no wonder she looks depressed.
Shoop...  
#102 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I have an eye....


you wanna kiss it?
Put my foot up it maybe.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#103 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Dt. Mt. Dew is like the nectar of the gods, woman.


no.. that is sweet tea.
Shoop...  
#104 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Put my foot up it maybe.
put your foot up her eye?


wtf?
Shoop...  
#105 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Put my foot up it maybe.
compromise?
Jason is a douche...  
#106 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
put your foot up her eye?


wtf?
Yeah..the brown one.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#107 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:


no.. that is sweet tea.
Gross. Sweat tea causes birth defects.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#108 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
compromise?
Um...just the shoe?
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#109 | 1330 days ago

HA! NOOOOO!
Jason is a douche...  
#110 | 1330 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)

from The League

"Vinegar strokes" .... causing me giggle fits.

 




(are we here alone?)

Jason is a douche...  
#111 | 1330 days ago

This may be the second greatest Filter Error ever. Just sayin'.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#112 | 1330 days ago

**y.. so **y
Jason is a douche...  
#113 | 1330 days ago

Possibly...but at least there was no giggling.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#114 | 1330 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
**y.. so **y
'scuse us?
Jason is a douche...  
#115 | 1330 days ago

 Man you get to have all the fun!
Murder was the case...  
#116 | 1330 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Jason is a douche...  
#117 | 1330 days ago

(Edited by sports_schmorts)
No amount of wet d*ck will outshine my artistic brilliance.

Ashlie, you light up my life.. and make me whole.  Thank you for being my friend, and seeing me though the tough times.  Without you. my life would be meaningless not to mention stale and hurtful.

I love you.
Jason_
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#118 | 1330 days ago

you're stupid. The one outshines you in every way.
Jason is a douche...  
#119 | 1330 days ago

Kevin!!!!

Jason is a douche...  
#120 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Kevin!!!!

 You PQ"ed my post about Bacon Salt and Bacon Hot Sauce!
Murder was the case...  
#121 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Yeah..the brown one.


the brokeback hole?
Shoop...  
#122 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
it creeps me out when men wear watches in the water.. why oh why do they need to know what time it is when they are swimming?
Shoop...  
#123 | 1330 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 You PQ"ed my post about Bacon Salt and Bacon Hot Sauce!
because i need you to live!!! and you know that. you get carried away when bacon is involved. If we end up in the same bed, i will be sure to make sure EVERYTHING smells and taste like m**herf**king bacon. guaranteed satisfaction.
Jason is a douche...  
#124 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:


the brokeback hole?
Yeah..that hole...foot in it.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#125 | 1330 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
kobe_lova wrote:
because i need you to live!!! and you know that. you get carried away when bacon is involved. If we end up in the same bed, i will be sure to make sure EVERYTHING smells and taste like m**herf**king bacon. guaranteed satisfaction.
 LMAO!  mmmmmm Bacon!


ps living is overrated, just saying.
Murder was the case...  
#126 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
it creeps me out when men wear watches in the water.. why oh why do they need to know what time it is when they are swimming?
he's a navy seal dude.
Jason is a douche...  
#127 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
ewww as you should!

gross.
but, dew IS the nectar of the gods
#128 | 1330 days ago

I may be less than sober
Jason is a douche...  
#129 | 1330 days ago

(Edited by sports_schmorts)
Jason_ wrote:
Yeah..that hole...foot in it.
Jason.. your obsession of poop chutes has me worried...

Maybe you should talk to someone about this..

My door is always open.
Shoop...  
#130 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
he's a navy seal dude.
oh well by all means... carry on Navy Seal dude...

he obviously needs to know what time his seal team needs to go into action.
Shoop...  
#131 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Jason.. your obsession of poop chutes has me worried...

Maybe you should talk to someone about this..

My door is always open.
Back door??
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#132 | 1330 days ago

thumper622000 wrote:
but, dew IS the nectar of the gods
no sir.  you are WRONG..

nice watch.. do you go swimming in that?
Shoop...  
#133 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Back door??
Sweet......

me and Santa will pray for you.
Shoop...  
#134 | 1330 days ago

thumper622000 wrote:
but, dew IS the nectar of the gods
Word, motherf*cker!
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#135 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
he's a navy seal dude.
I gave you a "Smart"...

"Smarts" >>>>>> PQs...

...just sayin'.

Love,  
Ma
 
#136 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Sweet......

me and Santa will pray for you.
Youre going to hell for posting a picture of baby jesus in his crib ON FIRE!
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#137 | 1330 days ago

thumper622000 wrote:
but, dew IS the nectar of the gods
no, only retarded people swim with their watches on
#138 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I may be less than sober
You less than sober = Me less than sober

It's a family thing...just sayin'.

Love,
Ma
#139 | 1330 days ago

thumper622000 wrote:
no, only retarded people swim with their watches on
Heads up...dont talk to yourself.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#140 | 1330 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
I gave you a "Smart"...

"Smarts" >>>>>> PQs...

...just sayin'.

Love,  
Ma
 
Thanks Ma!! I may have to quit Jason soon (sad, i know), and I may have to go into hiding cause he kinda sucks. See you in Texas?


(and you'd think with all of these attacks, my sisters would kick his ass...but they are distracted with their own stupid dudes, i guess. ugh.)
Jason is a douche...  
#141 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Youre going to hell for posting a picture of baby jesus in his crib ON FIRE!
He's not on FIRE..


IDIOT!


You're going to hell..

that is all.
Shoop...  
#142 | 1330 days ago

thumper622000 wrote:
no, only retarded people swim with their watches on
and Navy Seals.
Shoop...  
#143 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
and Navy Seals.
and divers.
Jason is a douche...  
#144 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
He's not on FIRE..


IDIOT!


You're going to hell..

that is all.
The handbasket is woven.  Has been for many years.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#145 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
and divers.
and scuba instructors who need to tell you when your time is up.

and mouth breathers who want to time how long they can hold their breaths.
Shoop...  
#146 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
The handbasket is woven.  Has been for many years.
hope they let you in... to the fiery gates of hell...

rumor has it.. they don't even want you.
Shoop...  
#147 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Thanks Ma!! I may have to quit Jason soon (sad, i know), and I may have to go into hiding cause he kinda sucks. See you in Texas?


(and you'd think with all of these attacks, my sisters would kick his ass...but they are distracted with their own stupid dudes, i guess. ugh.)
Any time, dear one...and I've been meaning to talk to you about hangin' with some of these boys on here. Are they realllllly worth it? 


The door to Texas is always open...and if he follows you, tell that Jason boy it's the FRONT door...(unless he knows the "safe" word, of course! )
#148 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
The handbasket is woven.  Has been for many years.
ooo...is that one of those "handcrafted by helena" handbaskets?
Time after Time...  
#149 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
hope they let you in... to the fiery gates of hell...

rumor has it.. they don't even want you.
No..f*ck that. Ive worked too hard just to get an eviction notice now. 
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#150 | 1330 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Any time, dear one...and I've been meaning to talk to you about hangin' with some of these boys on here. Are they realllllly worth it? 


The door to Texas is always open...and if he follows you, tell that Jason boy it's the FRONT door...(unless he knows the "safe" word, of course! )
NOOOoooo, he's not worth sh*t...it's just sometimes....he uhh....and then...he.....and i get all....and he's all well, i didn't mean it...and i say ...doh'kay....*sigh*..i dont know...he just so....

kinda.
Jason is a douche...  
#151 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
No amount of wet d*ck will outshine my artistic brilliance.

Ashlie, you light up my life.. and make me whole.  Thank you for being my friend, and seeing me though the tough times.  Without you. my life would be meaningless not to mention stale and hurtful.

I love you.
Jason_
MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE!!!
Shoop...  
#152 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
No..f*ck that. Ive worked too hard just to get an eviction notice now. 
ok ok maybe they still want you..

I dont know..

I'm so pure that I don't know what is allowed and what isnt.

Shoop...  
#153 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE!!!
OMG! i may be passed less than sober cuz that confused the snot out of me for a minute. I'm like how the crap did i miss that noise.

hawt damn woman, you're kinda hot.
Jason is a douche...  
#154 | 1330 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ooo...is that one of those "handcrafted by helena" handbaskets?
Looks like this..............

I'm going to murderball you!...  
#155 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
MOD ABUSE MOD ABUSE!!!
Motherf*cker, im reporting you.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#156 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
OMG! i may be passed less than sober cuz that confused the snot out of me for a minute. I'm like how the crap did i miss that noise.

hawt damn woman, you're kinda hot.
you just think that cause you saw the drawing of me up there....^^

Don't let the 3 foot shoulders fool you.. I'm not that linebackery.
Shoop...  
#157 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Motherf*cker, im reporting you.
you didn't mean it?
Jason is a douche...  
#158 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Motherf*cker, im reporting you.
not skurred.
Shoop...  
#159 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Motherf*cker, im reporting you.
 Don't worry Jason_ I gave her/you a PQ for it!
Murder was the case...  
#160 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you didn't mean it?
he did.. and he'll mean it again and again as long as I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Shoop...  
#161 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
he did.. and he'll mean it again and again as long as I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SHE-RA is awesome!!  ( i knew he meant it)

Jason is a douche...  
#162 | 1330 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you didn't mean it?
You think i would have posted something like that after seeing a penis print that almost brought down the most epic of all Filters? 
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#163 | 1330 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 Don't worry Jason_ I gave her/you a PQ for it!
I knew i could count on you.
I'm going to murderball you!...  
#164 | 1330 days ago

who did that? jesus has no penis print.
Jason is a douche...  
#165 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
You think i would have posted something like that after seeing a penis print that almost brought down the most epic of all Filters? 
epic F/e+peni=f*ckawesome

simple math.... duh.
Shoop...  
#166 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
You think i would have posted something like that after seeing a penis print that almost brought down the most epic of all Filters? 
which filter is #1?
Jason is a douche...  
#167 | 1330 days ago

that avatar just got so AWESOME!
Jason is a douche...  
#168 | 1330 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 LMAO!  mmmmmm Bacon!


ps living is overrated, just saying.
I guess now would probably be a bad time to mention I saw several "bacon" products like a plush My First Bacon, or a T-shirt with the periodic table symbols for Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen (Ba, Co, N).   

I also saw bacon soap (which looks and smells like bacon...please don't eat the soap), a hand painted bacon scarf, and even a board game, Mr Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game.
Time after Time...  
#169 | 1330 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
I guess now would probably be a bad time to mention I saw several "bacon" products like a plush My First Bacon, or a T-shirt with the periodic table symbols for Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen (Ba, Co, N).   

I also saw bacon soap (which looks and smells like bacon...please don't eat the soap), a hand painted bacon scarf, and even a board game, Mr Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game.
The soap may be a dangerous idea, if it looks and smells like bacon. There is a good chance I will probably eat it.
Murder was the case...  
#170 | 1330 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Possibly...but at least there was no giggling.
touche.... +1 to you
Jason is a douche...  
#171 | 1330 days ago

hapy hump day!!   a nice quiet day after 2 pretty hbusy ones for me..wa snice to chill..gonna do th ebday dinner thing tomorrow night.was just too wiped today.....thanks to all who sent well wishes it was sooo nice and so appreciated! hope everyone has a better evening!!
Beans...  
#172 | 1330 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
and Navy Seals.
I wasn't a SEAL, I was a Ranger......I don't do Navy
#173 | 1329 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
Good Morning

Its Effing cold .. snowy.. I can't take much more....

I need warmth...

Kids doing great. They had a blast in Texas. My son found a college there he might want to transfer to.... here is to hoping...

Daughter is catching up from missing 3 days of School last week...

BF and I are doing great...

Thats about all....

Have a great day Q-land
Feel for you Nikki, that's one thing I don't miss about Kansas....the snow and Ice....here's hoping you get back to a warmer climate...
Shoop...  
#174 | 1329 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Feel for you Nikki, that's one thing I don't miss about Kansas....the snow and Ice....here's hoping you get back to a warmer climate...
thanks. MN is a freezing right now and it will only get colder.  I am so hoping I get warmer weather....
#175 | 1329 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Wait! Sooo....you have Laker tickets?
Just had tickets for last night...and they lost. Like Mel Gibson so artfully puts it
...ARRRRRGH!!  ARRRRGH!! ARRRGH!!
Rum RunnerS...  

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