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A Christmas Story
 You all know how it goes (and if you don't, you should Google it...unless you're a Scrooge)

So I'm thinking, we've done this before, via Ashlie I believe - with bedtime stories. I thought it would be fun to do a Christmas story one. 

Here are the rules:
1 - You only get one line per post
2 - Let's try to keep the same cadence and form as the original (the 1st two lines rhyme, the next two rhyme, so on and so forth)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
with hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there

| Closed on 01/01/11 at 05:00PM
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22 Fans 
41%a. Sure! I'll play
41%b. Maybe, if I can think of a line
18%c. Nah, but thanks

 &nbp;
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#13 | 1357 days ago

davonthedl wrote:
(where is everyone's christmas spirit)

All were at computers looking at polls..
as this game was continuously interrupted by trolls
  
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#1 | 1357 days ago

 I'll start...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Q....
Sure! I'll play  
#2 | 1357 days ago

Jess wrote:
 I'll start...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Q....
not a lurker was trolling, not even for a few


(lame....I know, but come on......I had to rhyme with "Q"......spew, few, chew, loo)
Sure! I'll play  
#3 | 1357 days ago

(Edited by sports_schmorts)
Jess wrote:
 I'll start...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Q....
son of a..

Becky... aren't you sick?  go lay down...
Sure! I'll play  
#4 | 1357 days ago

there were many people logged on.....not just a few..........
#5 | 1357 days ago

Christmas sucks...
#6 | 1357 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
son of a..

Becky... aren't you sick?  go lay down...
She might get thong pics taken by that clown...

(am I doing this wrong?)
#7 | 1357 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Christmas sucks...
It really, really sucks.......
#8 | 1357 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Christmas sucks...
 You're not playing right. You do realize I can delete this comment, right? My poll, my rules. 

(Christmas sucks is not a line....)
Sure! I'll play  
#9 | 1357 days ago

it didn't take long for the wheels to fall off...
#10 | 1357 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it didn't take long for the wheels to fall off...
Not a sound could be heard, not even a cough
#11 | 1357 days ago

....ok....
Christmas sucks and id rather play golf.
#12 | 1357 days ago

kteacher wrote:
not a lurker was trolling, not even for a few


(lame....I know, but come on......I had to rhyme with "Q"......spew, few, chew, loo)
(where is everyone's christmas spirit)

All were at computers looking at polls..
Sure! I'll play  
#13 | 1357 days ago

davonthedl wrote:
(where is everyone's christmas spirit)

All were at computers looking at polls..
as this game was continuously interrupted by trolls
#14 | 1357 days ago

Kenne wrote:
as this game was continuously interrupted by trolls
While I, in my Kings gear, sat enjoying some beans...
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#15 | 1357 days ago

Me in my gown and Kenne in his robe................
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#16 | 1357 days ago

and cuddles would like to see kenne DIS- robe...( NAUGHTY )...lol.
#17 | 1357 days ago

 Christmas sucks around my humble abode!
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#18 | 1357 days ago

and that is why SANTA wont visit your (zip ) code
#19 | 1357 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 Christmas sucks around my humble abode!
There you are you f*cking thief!
#20 | 1357 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Jason_ wrote:
There you are you f*cking thief!
 thief I am a supporter of your hatred of christmas! These damn women were throwing around christmas crap, like monkeys throw around poo! Someone had to stand up in your absence, otherwise this place would look like Satan Claus sh!tted christmas crap everywhere!
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#21 | 1357 days ago

 
Sure! I'll play  
#22 | 1357 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
While I, in my Kings gear, sat enjoying some beans...
Cecil spilled my bowl and it landed on his jeans
#23 | 1357 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 thief I am a supporter of your hatred of christmas! These damn women were throwing around christmas crap, like monkeys throw around poo! Someone had to stand up in your absence, otherwise this place would look like Satan Claus sh!tted christmas crap everywhere!
Ah...i see. Well then you were justified, sir!
#24 | 1357 days ago

nothing to add..... i'm singing and humming and whistling christmas carols  to keep everyones spirits high.
Sure! I'll play  
#25 | 1357 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ah...i see. Well then you were justified, sir!
 Then we all sang some carols while Jason trimmed the Frasier Fir...  
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#26 | 1357 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
 Then we all sang some carols while Jason trimmed the Frasier Fir...  
Then Tiger broke out a gift for her.
#27 | 1357 days ago

i am here, i am here than whos singing that horrible song there!!
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#28 | 1357 days ago

OK, what's with all the Scrooges in here?

It's CHRISTmas!
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#29 | 1357 days ago

Nice try Jess and Kenne
#30 | 1357 days ago

gobigblue1960 wrote:
OK, what's with all the Scrooges in here?

It's CHRISTmas!
 Well...the holidays in general (some of us don't necessarily celebrate Christmas - but there's a big jumble of holidays all in the same season). I know..I tried to do something fun but alas...blah. I'm not gonna quit trying. They can't break my spirit.
Sure! I'll play  
#31 | 1357 days ago

mona5 wrote:
i am here, i am here than whos singing that horrible song there!!
 I'll start the one about the partridge - and the turtle doves in a pair.
Sure! I'll play  
#32 | 1356 days ago

Jess wrote:
 I'll start the one about the partridge - and the turtle doves in a pair.
Next Jess, Teach and Randompants got their  french maid outfits, for the ones whole want to celebrate with flair!
Sure! I'll play  
#33 | 1356 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Well...the holidays in general (some of us don't necessarily celebrate Christmas - but there's a big jumble of holidays all in the same season). I know..I tried to do something fun but alas...blah. I'm not gonna quit trying. They can't break my spirit.
Weather or not you "celebrate" Christmas, it's a season of joy and happiness. The "bah humbugs" need to keep their thoughts to themselves.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy holidays.
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#34 | 1356 days ago

gobigblue1960 wrote:
Weather or not you "celebrate" Christmas, it's a season of joy and happiness. The "bah humbugs" need to keep their thoughts to themselves.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy holidays.
 
Sure! I'll play  
#35 | 1356 days ago

Jason and Cranium, why do you guys hate christmas so much? 
#36 | 1356 days ago

Jess wrote:
 
there isnonlyn one true Christmas Story. Commercialization IS NOT IT JESUS THE LORD COMETH THEN
#37 | 1356 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
Jason and Cranium, why do you guys hate christmas so much? 
 Cause Christmas sucks!
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#38 | 1356 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
Jason and Cranium, why do you guys hate christmas so much? 
Cause i have to do sh*t for and with people i normally wouldnt do sh*t for or with.   Plus everyone acts fake.  Plus i hate people.
#39 | 1356 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 Cause Christmas sucks!
but why?  they're getting presents and giving presents and lot's of delicious food involved.  it's a happy time, even if you're not christian.  it's a time to celebrate and most people get days off work.  why not hate halloween?  you have to give out candy, but you dont get any in retourn.   there's lots of scary monsters runnign around and little kids get drugged from the candy.  plus, no days off school/work.  so why do you hate christmas? 
#40 | 1356 days ago

It sounds like A VERY LONG TIME since you yourself enjoyed Christmas.
When you have kids or spend Christmas day with them opening the  presents you will get the spirit back
#41 | 1356 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
but why?  they're getting presents and giving presents and lot's of delicious food involved.  it's a happy time, even if you're not christian.  it's a time to celebrate and most people get days off work.  why not hate halloween?  you have to give out candy, but you dont get any in retourn.   there's lots of scary monsters runnign around and little kids get drugged from the candy.  plus, no days off school/work.  so why do you hate christmas? 
Tianna...just stop.... Christmas is awesome. that's all you need to know.

(they are UGH, don't try to go all charlie brown on them.)
#42 | 1356 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Cause i have to do sh*t for and with people i normally wouldnt do sh*t for or with.   Plus everyone acts fake.  Plus i hate people.
 You don't have to do anything - that's the problem you're having. Spend it doing things you want to do with the people you want to spend it with (or nobody...just yourself if that's the case). Spend it doing something that makes your soul happy...no wonder you hate it so much.
Sure! I'll play  
#43 | 1356 days ago

Jess wrote:
 You don't have to do anything - that's the problem you're having. Spend it doing things you want to do with the people you want to spend it with (or nobody...just yourself if that's the case). Spend it doing something that makes your soul happy...no wonder you hate it so much.
do you watch Wizards of Waverly Place?
#44 | 1356 days ago

Jess wrote:
 You don't have to do anything - that's the problem you're having. Spend it doing things you want to do with the people you want to spend it with (or nobody...just yourself if that's the case). Spend it doing something that makes your soul happy...no wonder you hate it so much.
OH..So there you are.
#45 | 1356 days ago

my baby daddy PQ'd me. ASS!
#46 | 1356 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Tianna...just stop.... Christmas is awesome. that's all you need to know.

(they are UGH, don't try to go all charlie brown on them.)
i just can't imagine not liking christmas...  i think if would just ruin my intire year.  although, i sorta understand the doing stuff with people you usually wouldn't, but that still shouldn't make you not like christmas!!! 
ok, i'll stop now :) 
#47 | 1356 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
i just can't imagine not liking christmas...  i think if would just ruin my intire year.  although, i sorta understand the doing stuff with people you usually wouldn't, but that still shouldn't make you not like christmas!!! 
ok, i'll stop now :) 
yes, they are doing it ALL wrong!!! Christmas, like anything, is pretty much as awesome as you make it. And, he's almost 40 years old, if he doesn't know how NOT to do things with people he doesn't want to, then he's ridiculous. On Christmas, I do what i want since I've been 19 years old. Psssh...sounds like BS to me
#48 | 1356 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
yes, they are doing it ALL wrong!!! Christmas, like anything, is pretty much as awesome as you make it. And, he's almost 40 years old, if he doesn't know how NOT to do things with people he doesn't want to, then he's ridiculous. On Christmas, I do what i want since I've been 19 years old. Psssh...sounds like BS to me
STFU..i am not almost 40.
#49 | 1356 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
do you watch Wizards of Waverly Place?
LOL...uhm sometimes  why? 
Sure! I'll play  
#50 | 1356 days ago

Jess wrote:
LOL...uhm sometimes  why? 
cause i do. LOL
#51 | 1356 days ago

do you ever remeber the majic as a kid? ask yourself why it was so special and no I'm not a minister of the cloth just a normal (I beleive LO) man
#52 | 1356 days ago

STFU? please explain as I AM OVER 40
#53 | 1356 days ago

KOBE FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A PREACHER (HONEST) PLEASE DO NOT GIVE UPON THE MESSAGE OF GOD
#54 | 1356 days ago

MERRY CHRISTMAS
#55 | 1356 days ago

Wow..she let this go on longer than i thought.
#56 | 1356 days ago

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU  DON'T HAVE ANY REAL REAL REALREAL (NOT A STUTTER) FRIENDS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BREAK AWAY FROM THE  " I ONLY WANT YOU CAUSE YOU ARE SOMTHING"   CREW
#57 | 1356 days ago

wait...is GOD talking to me right now? because I'm a little tipsy and just might miss it.

(p.s. I'm his real friend. he's just a douche, you learn to accept it.)

#58 | 1356 days ago

Why is god yelling so f*cking much?  Calm down yahweh.
#59 | 1356 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Why is god yelling so f*cking much?  Calm down yahweh.
i just spit out my liquor. sonofa...
#60 | 1356 days ago

SEEMS LIKE I HIT A NERVE.  I'M HALF CUT ASWELL BUT DO YOU YOU REALLY NEED TO FUC@&NG SWEAR lol
#61 | 1356 days ago

Do like we used to do in the British Forces USE a FREAKING straw@!!!!  If not just get down and lick it up
#62 | 1356 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
cause i do. LOL
We would have so much fun vegging out, munching on Deli Creations, drinking, and watching Disney and Nickalodeon if we lived closer.
Sure! I'll play  
#63 | 1356 days ago

TheScot wrote:
SEEMS LIKE I HIT A NERVE.  I'M HALF CUT ASWELL BUT DO YOU YOU REALLY NEED TO FUC@&NG SWEAR lol
Half cut?  Like they botched your circumcision ???
#64 | 1356 days ago

no I've stillgot two boll$%ks lol
#65 | 1356 days ago

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Q....
not a lurker was trolling, not even for a few
All were at computers looking at polls..
as this game was continuously interrupted by trolls
While I, in my Kings gear, sat enjoying some beans...
I spilled my bowl and it landed on my jeans
Ah...i see. Well then you were justified, sir!
Then we all sang some carols while Jason trimmed the Frasier Fir...
Then Tiger broke out a gift for her
i am here, i am here than whos singing that horrible song there!!
 I'll start the one about the partridge - and the turtle doves in a pair.
Next Jess, Teach and Randompants got their  french maid outfits, for the ones who want to celebrate with flair!...


(NEXT!)

#66 | 1356 days ago

as we say in Scotland "Gon yersel bigyin"
#67 | 1356 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Q....
not a lurker was trolling, not even for a few
All were at computers looking at polls..
as this game was continuously interrupted by trolls
While I, in my Kings gear, sat enjoying some beans...
I spilled my bowl and it landed on my jeans
Ah...i see. Well then you were justified, sir!
Then we all sang some carols while Jason trimmed the Frasier Fir...
Then Tiger broke out a gift for her
i am here, i am here than whos singing that horrible song there!!
 I'll start the one about the partridge - and the turtle doves in a pair.
Next Jess, Teach and Randompants got their  french maid outfits, for the ones who want to celebrate with flair!...


(NEXT!)

but what should they do with their hair? 
#68 | 1356 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
but what should they do with their hair? 

their hair will be flowing, all down their backs.

#69 | 1356 days ago

Er..i haven't seen a Guy Ritchie film in a while. My cockney needs work.
#70 | 1356 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

their hair will be flowing, all down their backs.

then they'll head down to good ol mac's...  (incaase you don't know, it's a corner store :) 
#71 | 1356 days ago

(Edited by originalcrash78)
kobe_lova wrote:

their hair will be flowing, all down their backs.

Once they arrive, the frosty ales will flow
#72 | 1356 days ago

no its no its a junk food store (I'm starving)
#73 | 1356 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Once they arrive, the frosty ales will flow
until one of them randomly explodes and yells "this blows!!!"
#74 | 1356 days ago
Nick__ (+)

 Thanks to those a$$clowns who ruined this post.........
Sure! I'll play  
#75 | 1356 days ago

(Edited by eLa_MAe_O)
Nick__ wrote:
 Thanks to those a$$clowns who ruined this post.........
who, with their un-christmassy attitude, p!$$ed off the host. 
#76 | 1356 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
who, with their un-christmassy attitude, p!$$ed off the host. 
 

Tianna wins. That line made me literally "lol". 
Sure! I'll play  
#77 | 1356 days ago

 to keep this going....

But all is not lost, the seasonal spirit holds true
Sure! I'll play  
#78 | 1356 days ago

o hear that, I WIN!!!  suck on that xD 
#79 | 1355 days ago

(Edited by rockysnappyduke)
 Has anyone seen National Lampoon's Christmas yet this year? How can you not be in the spirit when you see uncle Eddie :)
Sure! I'll play  
#80 | 1355 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
eLa_MAe_O wrote:
but why?  they're getting presents and giving presents and lot's of delicious food involved.  it's a happy time, even if you're not christian.  it's a time to celebrate and most people get days off work.  why not hate halloween?  you have to give out candy, but you dont get any in retourn.   there's lots of scary monsters runnign around and little kids get drugged from the candy.  plus, no days off school/work.  so why do you hate christmas? 
 First off, it is people(you included) that call me a scrooge, when I have every right to hate Christmas, as equally as you love it. That make me hate it even more. Second f**k gifts, I could care less if I got any, and really would rather not buy any. But I have to buy for my folks and my 2 nieces, in addition I was put into a secret santa at work, no one asked me if I wanted to participate, they just gave me the name of a co-worker I could care less about and told me to buy them a gift. When I said no thanks take my name out of the pool, and give that person to someone else. I again was called a scrooge. Then my boss comes to me and tells me I owe $25 for gifts for our GM, the owners, and our executive chef, once again WTF, I work hard for my money now I have to put more of it into a pool for gifts for people that make more money than me. So, F**k Christmas!

And what do I get out of Halloween, I get the joy of scaring the living crap of the snot nosed brats that come to my door begging for candy. Any more questions?
Maybe, if I can think of a line  
#81 | 1355 days ago

 Then why, instead of spreading the negativity and hate by commenting in all of the holiday themed polls, would you not just move on and ignore them?

Nobody's forcing you to take specific polls or comment in them. I understand a lot of people have a lot of reasons to dislike the holidays, and I do respect that. However, I can't fathom why those people wouldn't just choose to ignore everything in which they're not forced to participate; especially when being forced to participate in some holiday things are part of the reasons they despise it so much. 

It's a big site, there are loads of polls to take. I think I might be pretty much the only one making holiday themed polls right now. I'm not trying to be an ass, I'm just trying to understand.
Sure! I'll play  
#82 | 1355 days ago

Really?!

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Q....
not a lurker was trolling, not even for a few
All were at computers looking at polls..
as this game was continuously interrupted by trolls
While I, in my Kings gear, sat enjoying some beans...
I spilled my bowl and it landed on my jeans
Ah...i see. Well then you were justified, sir!
Then we all sang some carols while Jason trimmed the Frasier Fir...
Then Tiger broke out a gift for her
i am here, i am here than whos singing that horrible song there!!
 I'll start the one about the partridge - and the turtle doves in a pair.
Next Jess, Teach and Randompants got their  french maid outfits, for the ones who want to celebrate with flair!
but what should they do with their hair?

their hair will be flowing, all down their backs.

their hair will be flowing, all down their backs.
Once they arrive, the frosty ales will flow....



(NEXT! everything after that was terrible, IMO)

#83 | 1355 days ago

(Edited by Eric_)
Jess wrote:
 Then why, instead of spreading the negativity and hate by commenting in all of the holiday themed polls, would you not just move on and ignore them?

Nobody's forcing you to take specific polls or comment in them. I understand a lot of people have a lot of reasons to dislike the holidays, and I do respect that. However, I can't fathom why those people wouldn't just choose to ignore everything in which they're not forced to participate; especially when being forced to participate in some holiday things are part of the reasons they despise it so much. 

It's a big site, there are loads of polls to take. I think I might be pretty much the only one making holiday themed polls right now. I'm not trying to be an ass, I'm just trying to understand.
Exactly. I dislike Christmas about as much as you guys. I find the commercialism off-putting. The religious aspects mean less than nothing to me, and I find it's an excuse for people to pretend to care about each other after being a**holes for the other 11 months of the year. That said, I don't particularly feel like spreading my scroogeness to those that are in the season. Let them have their fun, I leave them alone, they leave me alone, and everyone can co-exist. Thus, I ignore the holiday polls. Simple as that.
#84 | 1355 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 First off, it is people(you included) that call me a scrooge, when I have every right to hate Christmas, as equally as you love it. That make me hate it even more. Second f**k gifts, I could care less if I got any, and really would rather not buy any. But I have to buy for my folks and my 2 nieces, in addition I was put into a secret santa at work, no one asked me if I wanted to participate, they just gave me the name of a co-worker I could care less about and told me to buy them a gift. When I said no thanks take my name out of the pool, and give that person to someone else. I again was called a scrooge. Then my boss comes to me and tells me I owe $25 for gifts for our GM, the owners, and our executive chef, once again WTF, I work hard for my money now I have to put more of it into a pool for gifts for people that make more money than me. So, F**k Christmas!

And what do I get out of Halloween, I get the joy of scaring the living crap of the snot nosed brats that come to my door begging for candy. Any more questions?
i did not once call you a scrouge!!!   and i understand that you have the right to hate christmas, you need to understand that i have the right to try and persuade you to like christmas.   hmmpf!!
#85 | 1355 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Q....
not a lurker was trolling, not even for a few
All were at computers looking at polls..
as this game was continuously interrupted by trolls
While I, in my Kings gear, sat enjoying some beans...
I spilled my bowl and it landed on my jeans
Ah...i see. Well then you were justified, sir!
Then we all sang some carols while Jason trimmed the Frasier Fir...
Then Tiger broke out a gift for her
i am here, i am here than whos singing that horrible song there!!
 I'll start the one about the partridge - and the turtle doves in a pair.
Next Jess, Teach and Randompants got their  french maid outfits, for the ones who want to celebrate with flair!
but what should they do with their hair?
their hair will be flowing, all down their backs.
Once they arrive, the frosty ales will flow....
...and Jason gets lucky with a transvestite elf Ho...

...86 comments and this is all we've got to show?
i'm really not at all surprised...fo sho, fo sho and "ho, ho, ho."


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