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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


| Closed on 01/19/11 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
30 Fans 
3%a. Morning...
27%b. Slow Motion for me...
13%c. Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...
17%d. A word to the wise...
0%e. 2008...
10%f. Jimmy crack corn...
17%g. Tropical Peach...
13%h. Beans...

 &nbp;
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#3 | 867 days ago

Whatup?
     Wade Phillips is in Houston to "interview" for the vacant Defensive Coordinator position with the Texans. Guess who gets today's WTF.  I feel like I just drank bad milk. Shout outs tho Ohio State for the big Sugar Bowl win last night. Good game too. Playoff, NCAA, BCS, are you listening? Playoff...Rotten eggs on top of the milk.  I'm sure that something happened somewhere that warrants some "Big-ups", but if  I can find one that would be good news. Like my girl Monica sang "It's just one of those days" Oh, did I mention the GOP takes over the House today? I'm scared to check my stocks. Somebody may "Martha Stewart" me.  
     Man, it's raining here too. The only thing missing is BB King jamming in the Men's Room...I'm done for now. I'm gonna go make some prank calls. That always cheers me up.
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
  
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#1 | 867 days ago

Congrats to the OSUe Buckeyes on their Sugar Bowl win.  Way to get that SEC monkey off your back. 
#2 | 867 days ago

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
A word to the wise...  
#3 | 867 days ago

Whatup?
     Wade Phillips is in Houston to "interview" for the vacant Defensive Coordinator position with the Texans. Guess who gets today's WTF.  I feel like I just drank bad milk. Shout outs tho Ohio State for the big Sugar Bowl win last night. Good game too. Playoff, NCAA, BCS, are you listening? Playoff...Rotten eggs on top of the milk.  I'm sure that something happened somewhere that warrants some "Big-ups", but if  I can find one that would be good news. Like my girl Monica sang "It's just one of those days" Oh, did I mention the GOP takes over the House today? I'm scared to check my stocks. Somebody may "Martha Stewart" me.  
     Man, it's raining here too. The only thing missing is BB King jamming in the Men's Room...I'm done for now. I'm gonna go make some prank calls. That always cheers me up.
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#4 | 867 days ago

CTBSPO y'all

Coffee, tanning, Bank, shopping, post office.

I have zero motivation and a headache that feels like my frontal lobe is being sexually assaulted. 

I had a bad dream last night that I was being haunted by an evil road sign that sporadically turned into a cat.  I tried to cut the sign into little pieces and hand them out to dirty gas station people and have them bury and dispose of them far far away from each other.  I told my sister I would be less scared of a sign if it wasn't really a cat.  I don't know how it ended cause I woke myself up in a cold sweat. 

I think I did meth before bed. 

3 way switches piss me off.

Despicable Me  -- Pharrell
Im having a bad bad day
its about time that I get my way
steam rolling whatever i see, huh
despicable me
I’m having a bad bad day
if you take it personal thats ok,
watch this is so fun to see, huh
despicable me

[Verse 1]
Why ask why better yet why not
Why are you marking x on that spot
Why use a blow torch isn’t that hott?
Why use a chainsaw is that all you got
Why do you like seeing people in shock
But my question to you is why not
Why go to the back and stand in line
Just use a freeze gun it saves me time

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Why ask why when this is just art
Why parallel when I can just park?
Why does vector think that he’s smart
And does his dad know I know his part
Why did I have to live with my mom
Why do you think that I should be calm
Why want the moon, the World in my palm

Is it crazy you think I’ve gone?

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Excuse me if you will
You look like you have time to kill
Can you chill
Cause Gru Got the speakers and the trunk to make you
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
To make you bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce

[Chorus]
Despicable Me (repeated)
[Chorus]
Tropical Peach...  
#5 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
CTBSPO y'all

Coffee, tanning, Bank, shopping, post office.

I have zero motivation and a headache that feels like my frontal lobe is being sexually assaulted. 

I had a bad dream last night that I was being haunted by an evil road sign that sporadically turned into a cat.  I tried to cut the sign into little pieces and hand them out to dirty gas station people and have them bury and dispose of them far far away from each other.  I told my sister I would be less scared of a sign if it wasn't really a cat.  I don't know how it ended cause I woke myself up in a cold sweat. 

I think I did meth before bed. 

3 way switches piss me off.

Despicable Me  -- Pharrell
Im having a bad bad day
its about time that I get my way
steam rolling whatever i see, huh
despicable me
I’m having a bad bad day
if you take it personal thats ok,
watch this is so fun to see, huh
despicable me

[Verse 1]
Why ask why better yet why not
Why are you marking x on that spot
Why use a blow torch isn’t that hott?
Why use a chainsaw is that all you got
Why do you like seeing people in shock
But my question to you is why not
Why go to the back and stand in line
Just use a freeze gun it saves me time

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Why ask why when this is just art
Why parallel when I can just park?
Why does vector think that he’s smart
And does his dad know I know his part
Why did I have to live with my mom
Why do you think that I should be calm
Why want the moon, the World in my palm

Is it crazy you think I’ve gone?

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Excuse me if you will
You look like you have time to kill
Can you chill
Cause Gru Got the speakers and the trunk to make you
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
To make you bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce

[Chorus]
Despicable Me (repeated)
[Chorus]
Thing is, if you did meth before bed, you wouldn't have fallen asleep yet and gone without eating the whole time.

It was probably a hallucinogen such as LSD or Shrooms that you did.
Bad stoner Nellie.
#6 | 867 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

O.K., bold prediction time--not one home team in the NFL playoffs this weekend will win.
That is all,

(P.S: Have a rockin' day)
#7 | 867 days ago

Reason #33,876 why Twitter is fantastic:

Beans...  
#8 | 867 days ago

Nice win for them OSU boys and used to be mentioning of marijuana our comment deleted. I love this thread more then any thats right! 


Ohio State
"Across the Field"

Fight the team across the field
Show them Ohio's here,
Set the earth reverberating
With a mighty cheer,
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall,
Never let that team get the ball,
Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
So let's win that old conference now.

"Buckeye Battle Cry"

In old Ohio there's a team
That's known throughout the land
Eleven warriors brave and bold,
Whose fame will ever stand.
And when the ball goes over,
Our cheers will reach the sky,
Ohio Field will hear again
The Buckeye Battle Cry!

Drive, Drive on down the field,
Men of the scarlet and gray;
Don't let them through that line,
We've got to win this game today,
COME ON OHIO!
Smash through to victory,
We cheer you as you go!
Our honor defend we will fight to the end
for OHIO!



Dead fish cover 20-miles of Arkansas River...

Tens of thousands of small fish die in Chesapeake Bay...

Kentucky woman reports dozens of dead birds in her yard...

wow what wierd sh!t happening around the country, seems we better get ready. I will have to change my ways!  Not! 

Have a wonderful day, drink eat and be marry MERRY!

A word to the wise...  
#9 | 867 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
O.K., bold prediction time--not one home team in the NFL playoffs this weekend will win.
That is all,

(P.S: Have a rockin' day)
You really think the Jets can win in Indy?

I also think the Eagles can win against the Packers.
#10 | 867 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:

Nice win for them OSU boys and used to be mentioning of marijuana our comment deleted. I love this thread more then any thats right! 


Ohio State
"Across the Field"

Fight the team across the field
Show them Ohio's here,
Set the earth reverberating
With a mighty cheer,
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall,
Never let that team get the ball,
Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
So let's win that old conference now.

"Buckeye Battle Cry"

In old Ohio there's a team
That's known throughout the land
Eleven warriors brave and bold,
Whose fame will ever stand.
And when the ball goes over,
Our cheers will reach the sky,
Ohio Field will hear again
The Buckeye Battle Cry!

Drive, Drive on down the field,
Men of the scarlet and gray;
Don't let them through that line,
We've got to win this game today,
COME ON OHIO!
Smash through to victory,
We cheer you as you go!
Our honor defend we will fight to the end
for OHIO!



Dead fish cover 20-miles of Arkansas River...

Tens of thousands of small fish die in Chesapeake Bay...

Kentucky woman reports dozens of dead birds in her yard...

wow what wierd sh!t happening around the country, seems we better get ready. I will have to change my ways!  Not! 

Have a wonderful day, drink eat and be marry MERRY!

       Couldn't be because of that nasty little oil spill last year could it?  Dispersents?  Nah.
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#11 | 867 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Thing is, if you did meth before bed, you wouldn't have fallen asleep yet and gone without eating the whole time.

It was probably a hallucinogen such as LSD or Shrooms that you did.
Bad stoner Nellie.
why do you know that? hmmmm.
Tropical Peach...  
#12 | 867 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Aztecs start conference play this week. Very important games coming up. Aztecs are 15-0 if you didnt already know. Please cheer for them. Thank you in advance.  (I'm talking about college basketball)
#13 | 867 days ago

Conversation I just had with myself.. in my head...

"ugh, I need to get up and go..but I still have this headache"
"eff that, I am not going until I get rid of this headache"
"No kidding.. the sun bouncing off of the snow will put you into anaphylactic shock"
"Do you even KNOW what anaphylactic shock is?"
"no, but I'll be damn sure to use spell check when posting it in Filter."
"Oh filter... solid"
"I'm taking more ibuprofen, this is stupid"
:take 3 ibuprofen:
"F*ck, this cup is dirty"
Tropical Peach...  
#14 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Conversation I just had with myself.. in my head...

"ugh, I need to get up and go..but I still have this headache"
"eff that, I am not going until I get rid of this headache"
"No kidding.. the sun bouncing off of the snow will put you into anaphylactic shock"
"Do you even KNOW what anaphylactic shock is?"
"no, but I'll be damn sure to use spell check when posting it in Filter."
"Oh filter... solid"
"I'm taking more ibuprofen, this is stupid"
:take 3 ibuprofen:
"F*ck, this cup is dirty"
that sounds more like a migraine. maybe you should lie down...
Tropical Peach...  
#15 | 867 days ago

Kings need to start winning and I'm still considering my game outfit for tomorrow----->need winning material on.
I'm a bit pissy and easily irritated today---------and I apologize in advance......well only to some....there are others I want to flick in the forehead. 
Go San Diego! Go Falcons in two weeks! (see I support my friends teams pretty consistently)

Later gators. Remember to keep your finger out of your nose in public--------------there is someone watching and judging you.
Beans...  
#16 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
that sounds more like a migraine. maybe you should lie down...
I have been... for 3 days.

It's time to get up and do something...

I have too much to do today.

I have to turn off the light downstairs, go the the bank, go shopping, go tanning, go to the post office, and go get coffee.

I wish that the bank and Starbucks were in my salon.
Tropical Peach...  
#17 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
why do you know that? hmmmm.
Kin-neh has liiiiiiiived.
(All the "formers" know one when we see one.  I bet he has a little "drug voice" too ... that raw, gravely tone to it.  I know all about his kind.)

Good morning, bitches.

I feel like I have so much crap to do, but I just don't really care.    It's a good feeling.
My early birthday present video compilation (I don't know how else to describe it ... montage?) has been awesome so far.  Well on the way to being THE best birthday gift in history.  
Again, ideas for Celebrity Deathmatchups?  All are welcome ... if they suck, I might mock you (privately and/or publicly), but if they're awesome, I might use them and credit you with it.  Willing to risk it all for the shot at glory?  

I know there's more to say, but I've got 27 other thoughts going through my mind so I'll be back.  Maybe.  
Slow Motion for me...  
#18 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
I have been... for 3 days.

It's time to get up and do something...

I have too much to do today.

I have to turn off the light downstairs, go the the bank, go shopping, go tanning, go to the post office, and go get coffee.

I wish that the bank and Starbucks were in my salon.
you said all of that already, insane-o woman.
Tropical Peach...  
#19 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
that sounds more like a migraine. maybe you should lie down...
or did you mean cause I talk to myself in my head?


that's normal.

right?
Tropical Peach...  
#20 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
or did you mean cause I talk to myself in my head?


that's normal.

right?
I don't know if it's normal but I do it, so enjoy.
Tropical Peach...  
#21 | 867 days ago

Avs do their best to lose, but still manage to beat the Sabres in OT
Ohio State found a mediocre SEC team in a bowl game for once and happened to hang on to win
The word of the day is anticipation
Birds are falling out of the sky, the rapture is starting
Let me see your halo
What does Al Davis have to do to be committed? Tom Cable goes 6-0 vs the division, gets the team on the right track, and gets fired

OAR - Hey Girl

I took this girl out last night and we left around 12,
We walked along lonely streets and got to know ourselves,
I like to read - she likes to write,
She likes to sleep - and I like to stay up all night,
My friends say I'm crazy and I agree,
But that's okay cause that the way she likes to be

Hey girl come with me and let yourself go
Hey girl come with me and let yourself go

Well we went out late that night and we danced through the night
I was holding on to her and she be gripping it tight, she was
But she didn't care, I didn't mind
I was unaware that she liked to act so kind,
My friends say I'm crazy and I agree,
But thats okay cause thats the way I like to be

I say
Hey girl, come with me and let yourself go,
Hey girl come with me and let yourself go, go, go-oh,
Just let yourself go

Hush little baby, don't say a word
I'd like to give you everything that you deserve
I'll give you my heart, give you all my soul
You can have all my money, if you like you can have control
In my mind, i miss you every night that you're not here
Ohh I just want to sit around your life and breathe your air
And if I cannot have you, I just don't want to live
Ohhh I've got so much I'd like to give

Hey girl, come with me and let yourself go
Hey girl, come with me and let yourself go, go-oh,
Just left yourself go

Later on that night I took her home,
I asked if she felt alright being alone
So I went inside, she didn't mind,
Took two to decide that I wasn't going home tonight
I see we're both crazy, that's alright with me,
The night was kind of hazy that's the way it's gonna be

I say now
Hey girl, come with me and let yourself go,
Hey girl come with me and let yourself go, go, go-oh,
Just let yourself go, go, go-oh,
Just let yourself go, go, go-oh...
Let yourself go
Tropical Peach...  
#22 | 867 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Also the same could be said of Al Davis' taste in fashion. 
Slow Motion for me...  
#23 | 867 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
O.K., bold prediction time--not one home team in the NFL playoffs this weekend will win.
That is all,

(P.S: Have a rockin' day)



As long as the Saints are one of the "road warrior" winners , be bold Norse
Morning...  
#24 | 867 days ago

Afternoon Q'er's....hope your day is going well...

I'm gonna watch the RANGERS win tonight...they should just take my advice and SHOOT THE PUCK!

Father-in-law has been losing blood...in hospital undergoing tests to find out from where...keep him in your prayers...back to work....Later!
Beans...  
#25 | 867 days ago

I told kevin last night that i believe Al Davis has been dead for the last 6 years.

(just thought I'd share this theory)
Tropical Peach...  
#26 | 867 days ago



Good Morning Qville !


It is another nasty rainy day on the Bayou and now i can not go play Golf ! 



That is All .........................................
Morning...  
#27 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I told kevin last night that i believe Al Davis has been dead for the last 6 years.

(just thought I'd share this theory)
At the very least "brain dead".
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#28 | 867 days ago

Hola!

I don't want to discuss the madness that is Al Davis. Lets just say I have a plan to rid ourselves and this world of him. It's not gonna be pretty!!

I am upset this morning and I am working on a ton of stuff, so that is all I have for now. I am gonna post a song for Al later!

Oh and have a great day everyone!!!
Tropical Peach...  
#29 | 867 days ago

"Papercut"

Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here's not right today.
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed
But I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
Like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall
(And watches everything)

So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is hearing me
Right beneath my skin

It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

I know I've got a face in me
Points out all my mistakes to me
You've got a face on the inside too and
Your paranoia's probably worse
I don't know what set me off first
But I know what I can't stand
Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
I can't add up to what you can but

Everybody has a face that they hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face watches every time they lie
A face that laughs every time they fall
(And watches everything)

So you know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is watching you too
Right inside your skin

[x2]
It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

The face inside is right beneath your skin [x3]

The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me

The sun
I feel the light betray me
The sun
I feel the light betray me

It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin
Tropical Peach...  
#30 | 867 days ago

last night i had a conversation with a deaf and dumb man. he was fascinated with my electric cigarette and when i started telling him about it, he held a finger up (not that one) and pulled out a pad of paper and a pen. it was so nick andros of him! we went from vapor4life to the vibrations coming from the band playing, to him telling me i look like his late wife to books, to him asking me to dance. which i of course did. i barely spoke a word last night and it was one of the most romantic times i've ever had in a bar. in the back of my head, i want to think it was all just a ploy, but in my heart i hope it wasn't. it was such an unusual way to spend my shift.

i am gonna do a daily/weekly/somethingly video add of this comic troupe called waverly flams. check em out. they are deliciously weird.

when you say nothing at all - alison krauss
It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word you can light up the dark
Try as I may I could never explain
What I hear when you don’t say a thing

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all

All day long I can hear people talking out loud
But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd
Old mr. webster could never define
What’s being said between your heart and mine

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There’s a truth in your eyes sayin’ you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you’ll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all

Slow Motion for me...  
#31 | 867 days ago

A Celebrity Death Match Card:
The Preliminaries:
Kevin Spacey versus James Woods, because we don't need both of them.

On the Undercard-
Ke$a versus Lady Gaga in a loser goes back to doing Proms, Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs Match, heck let's have the winner go back to   doing Proms, Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs as well because we don't need either of them.

And Michelle Malkin versus Ann Coulter in a There Can Be Only One Supposedly Hot Hate-Monger Match

The Main Event:
Matt Damon versus Tom Cruise In Choose Which Under 5’9” Leading Man Keeps Getting 20 Million Match.

Slow Motion for me...  
#32 | 867 days ago

I just got the call my new bed is being delivered, tempurpedic cloud with massage and head and legs raise with the push of a button. IF it is bad I will let you know. IF it is good see you in the Spring. Opps no I will be fishing, see you when well.....
A word to the wise...  
#33 | 867 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
       Couldn't be because of that nasty little oil spill last year could it?  Dispersents?  Nah.
You need to run for president, but you would then put all those reporters out of a job of making old people scared to walk the streets! 
A word to the wise...  
#34 | 867 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Kenne wrote:
You really think the Jets can win in Indy?

I also think the Eagles can win against the Packers.
You just defined the two games that are question marks with me.  IMO, the closest of the two is Green Bay and Philly.  I like both teams but Green Bay is a team playing 'beyond'--being a Vikings fan, it almost kills me to say it, but every time one thinks there is a dent in their armor they come back and hit their opponent with a new sword.  As for Indy...I just don't think (in their current state), that they can match-up with the Jets defense.  Again, tough call though.
#35 | 867 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Sharp Square wrote:



As long as the Saints are one of the "road warrior" winners , be bold Norse
This is one I wish I could say otherwise--not that I have anything against the Saints, but the Hawks are the regional team so I support them except where the Vikings are concerned (big surprise...LOL).  New Orleans is just too strong on both sides of the ball, IMHO, to lose this one unless they beat themselves.
#36 | 867 days ago

elevenbravo138again wrote:

A Celebrity Death Match Card:
The Preliminaries:
Kevin Spacey versus James Woods, because we don't need both of them.

On the Undercard-
Ke$a versus Lady Gaga in a loser goes back to doing Proms, Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs Match, heck let's have the winner go back to   doing Proms, Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs as well because we don't need either of them.

And Michelle Malkin versus Ann Coulter in a There Can Be Only One Supposedly Hot Hate-Monger Match

The Main Event:
Matt Damon versus Tom Cruise In Choose Which Under 5’9” Leading Man Keeps Getting 20 Million Match.

Not bad, not bad.

But I like Kevin Spacey and James Woods, so death to neither, sorry.

Lady Gaga has already been in a Deathmatch and lost, so I guess in Q-World, she'd be a zombie, and Ke$ha has no brains for her to eat.  Unfair advantage.

I would maybe go with Ann Coulter vs. Sarah Palin for who's the newest stuffy GOP conservative Spank Bank material pin-up chick, but in every battle there has to be a winner and I'm not willing to risk one of them actually living.

Tom Cruise vs. Matt Damon ... I'll have to check with my producers on this one.  If it's any consolation, so far you're the front-runner in the race for Celebrity Deathmatch glory.  Granted, you're the ONLY runner today.  But hey, it's something.  
Slow Motion for me...  
#37 | 867 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

ohwell_ wrote:
       Couldn't be because of that nasty little oil spill last year could it?  Dispersents?  Nah.
Yea, and I saw on a newscast that some of the disbursing properties are more toxic than the oil in the water; though like other significant stories that somehow get limited if any coverage it didn't get any follow-up for some reason......
#38 | 867 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Not bad, not bad.

But I like Kevin Spacey and James Woods, so death to neither, sorry.

Lady Gaga has already been in a Deathmatch and lost, so I guess in Q-World, she'd be a zombie, and Ke$ha has no brains for her to eat.  Unfair advantage.

I would maybe go with Ann Coulter vs. Sarah Palin for who's the newest stuffy GOP conservative Spank Bank material pin-up chick, but in every battle there has to be a winner and I'm not willing to risk one of them actually living.

Tom Cruise vs. Matt Damon ... I'll have to check with my producers on this one.  If it's any consolation, so far you're the front-runner in the race for Celebrity Deathmatch glory.  Granted, you're the ONLY runner today.  But hey, it's something.  
umm..did i not find you an acceptable option?
Tropical Peach...  
#39 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
umm..did i not find you an acceptable option?
I knew you'd say something.  lol

I said "today".  
Slow Motion for me...  
#40 | 867 days ago

 So now Fox News is advocating that we can't raise the debt ceiling.  The national debt is a serious issue, but if you know anything (I mean seriously, anything) about macroeconomics you know that not raising the debt ceiling ends in a world wide depression.  Its kind of pathetic that even now when the GOP has power they still want to play politics instead of governing.  

Also the guy who's going to run the House Oversight Committee says that Obama's administration is the most corrupt of all time (which, I suppose could be true but there's no proof of it at all).  So get ready for crap tons of frivolous investigations wasting your taxes. Behold fiscal conservatism. 

But, on the bright side, I believe its only about 2 months away from the BCS title game.  Ridiculous that they can play a title game on January 10th and still claim they couldn't fit a playoff in.




#41 | 867 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
ohwell_ wrote:
       Couldn't be because of that nasty little oil spill last year could it?  Dispersents?  Nah.
Um, correct me if I'm wrong here, but...



Isn't the water in this river going south, not north?   Granted, it was a lot of oil, but I don't see it going upstream.
Slow Motion for me...  
#42 | 867 days ago

 1 hour and 15 minutes of PQ'ing left for Ash!
A word to the wise...  
#43 | 867 days ago

 So... the Republicans?
#44 | 867 days ago

Hurt-Johnny Cash

I hurt myself today 
To see if I still feel 
I focus on the pain 
The only thing that's real 
The needle tears a hole 
The old familiar sting 
Try to kill it all away 
But I remember, everything 

What have I become 
My sweetest friend 
Everyone I know,
goes away 
In the end 
And you could have it all 
My empire of dirt 
I will let you down 
I will make you hurt 

I wear this crown of thorns 
Upon my liar's chair 
Full of broken thoughts 
I cannot repair 
Beneath the stains of time 
The feelings disappear 
You are someone else 
I am still right here 

What have I become 
My sweetest friend 
Everyone I know 
goes away 
In the end 
And you could have it all 
My empire of dirt 
I will let you down 
I will make you hurt 

If I could start again 
A million miles away 
I would keep myself 
I would find a way
A word to the wise...  
#45 | 867 days ago

I never knew my Mother-in-Law liked the Raiders...
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#46 | 867 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
 Maybe that is the stalker Joe found for you. And he is no good at stalking.
A word to the wise...  
#47 | 867 days ago

(Edited by kantwistaye)
 I'd love to get rid of titles and tags.  The problem is most Americans are morons and would be clueless without them.
#48 | 867 days ago

Black Mike already is a rising politician, he just isn't corrupt. LEAVE him alone. STFU even.

Tropical Peach...  
#49 | 867 days ago

Me too.  lol
Slow Motion for me...  
#50 | 867 days ago

sadly, he loves it.
Tropical Peach...  
#51 | 867 days ago

that was the opposite of helping.
Tropical Peach...  
#52 | 867 days ago

 Dead Birds Arkansas  if there are dudes wearing outfits like these in my front yard picking up dead creatures and throwing them in 30 gallon Hefty trash bags while telling me it's all good and that I have nothing to worry about... I ain't buying it..
Beans...  
#53 | 867 days ago

i just got this recipe from my older sister. i'm farting:

Grease a baking dish.  Mix the cornflakes and onion soup mix (recommendation: crunch up the cornflakes) in a bowl.  Dredge the coated chicken in the dry mix, making sure each breast (hee hee) is covered with soup mix and cereal.  Place each one in the baking dish, and pop in the oven, uncovered, for 20-25 minutes.
 
We tried this last night…it was GREAT.  The chicken was so juicy, and the flavor was perfect.  I was able to make the cup of sour cream and the 2 tbsp mustard stretch over 6 breasts (snort), but I needed an extra package of onion soup mix (2 total) and another handful of cereal.  I think all the ingredients cost me $20, making each serving $3.33.  And I have a ton of butter left over, and one extra breast (fart) in the freezer.
Slow Motion for me...  
#54 | 867 days ago

If you thought Jennifer Love Hewitt was hot 10 years ago, get ready to tuck under those belts fellas


Tropical Peach...  
#55 | 867 days ago

Hola Qlanders

Just got back from getting my car appraised, 1410.36 is the initial estimate for 2 dents in a door.
It's final Rich rod is jobless, thank you Michigan athletic director.

yeah, I got nothing.
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#56 | 867 days ago

so I looked for a stalker for you and you already have one?



ATTENTION WHORE!
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#57 | 867 days ago

he feels the same about

Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#58 | 867 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Oddfool wrote:
Um, correct me if I'm wrong here, but...



Isn't the water in this river going south, not north?   Granted, it was a lot of oil, but I don't see it going upstream.
Very true, but the evaporation of toxicants into the atmosphere take such in a direct track across Alabama and Georgia....  That's just a general thought as I'd have to check the atmospheric air patterns from the gulf...
#59 | 867 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

(Edited by NorseHeathen)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i just got this recipe from my older sister. i'm farting:

Grease a baking dish.  Mix the cornflakes and onion soup mix (recommendation: crunch up the cornflakes) in a bowl.  Dredge the coated chicken in the dry mix, making sure each breast (hee hee) is covered with soup mix and cereal.  Place each one in the baking dish, and pop in the oven, uncovered, for 20-25 minutes.
 
We tried this last night…it was GREAT.  The chicken was so juicy, and the flavor was perfect.  I was able to make the cup of sour cream and the 2 tbsp mustard stretch over 6 breasts (snort), but I needed an extra package of onion soup mix (2 total) and another handful of cereal.  I think all the ingredients cost me $20, making each serving $3.33.  And I have a ton of butter left over, and one extra breast (fart) in the freezer.
I would need a translation.....for some reason, my eyes went into selective vision mode and all I saw were "grease", "breasts", "covered", "pop", "uncovered", "juicy", "flavor", "cream", "stretch over 6 breasts", "extra package", "another handful", and "left-over butter".....but I'm puzzled over the singular of "one extra breast"......
#60 | 867 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
I would need a translation.....for some reason, my eyes went into selective vision mode and all I saw were "grease", "breasts", "covered", "pop", "uncovered", "juicy", "flavor", "cream", "stretch over 6 breasts", "extra package", "another handful", and "left-over butter".....but I'm puzzled over the singular of "one extra breast"......
fart fart and fart!

you pretty much got the jist of it. as for the rogue t*t, it's best to just let it go.
Slow Motion for me...  
#61 | 867 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I'll be back.
Jimmy crack corn...  
#62 | 867 days ago



how many time can they play this commercial in a hour?
I may stab someone with a ice pick in the ear if I see it again today.
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#63 | 867 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
I'll be back.
threat or a promise?
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#64 | 867 days ago

It's going to be  pretty upsetting if I go undrafted again this year in the nfl. I dominated snow football last night.

I'm definitely mailing in the film.
#65 | 867 days ago

JyersSupertramp wrote:
It's going to be  pretty upsetting if I go undrafted again this year in the nfl. I dominated snow football last night.

I'm definitely mailing in the film.
start with the Panthers.
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#66 | 867 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Very true, but the evaporation of toxicants into the atmosphere take such in a direct track across Alabama and Georgia....  That's just a general thought as I'd have to check the atmospheric air patterns from the gulf...
OK, I'll grant you a valid point.  But if the toxicants from the oil spills and treatments are in the atmosphere in concentrations large enough to kill of whole flocks of birds, or settling into streams to kill off an entire school of fish, wouldn't we see other animals affected by this?  Including insects.

(Not arguing that something man-made is likely the cause... just difficult to determine the exact source of this cause, especially attempting to link Kentucky, the AR river and Chesapeake Bay into one event.)
Slow Motion for me...  
#67 | 867 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Me too.  lol
 Yep me too, and I just got back.


 
Good afternoon everyone, I hope you all have a fine evening.    



Jimmy crack corn...  
#68 | 867 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
OK, I'll grant you a valid point.  But if the toxicants from the oil spills and treatments are in the atmosphere in concentrations large enough to kill of whole flocks of birds, or settling into streams to kill off an entire school of fish, wouldn't we see other animals affected by this?  Including insects.

(Not arguing that something man-made is likely the cause... just difficult to determine the exact source of this cause, especially attempting to link Kentucky, the AR river and Chesapeake Bay into one event.)
Uh, oh.   Just noticed I wasn't acting very foolish or odd there.  Wouldn't do to have anyone thinking I'm a serious person without a little balance.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam

What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Slow Motion for me...  
#69 | 867 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Oddfool wrote:
OK, I'll grant you a valid point.  But if the toxicants from the oil spills and treatments are in the atmosphere in concentrations large enough to kill of whole flocks of birds, or settling into streams to kill off an entire school of fish, wouldn't we see other animals affected by this?  Including insects.

(Not arguing that something man-made is likely the cause... just difficult to determine the exact source of this cause, especially attempting to link Kentucky, the AR river and Chesapeake Bay into one event.)
Honestly, I have to claim ignorance over the technical aspects of such a scenario as my knowledge of physical geography / atmosphere science (or whatever the proper term is) can be associated with one term of physical geography in college as a general education requirement....LOL.  Basically, an event such as this doesn't happen for no reason what-so-ever, so with regard to my personal lack of knowledge in the dynamics of such I'm just doing some deductive reasoning with the 'limited' tools I have in this case.

It would be very interesting if someone could find a more scientific perspective regarding these occurences.  I'll try to do some searching, but I'm in the midst of some other research so my participation in here is me just taking a "breather", so to speak.
#70 | 867 days ago

I'm back, headache is gone but now I am filled with caffeine. 

Stoney.. I already heard that song today.. in my car and by the looks of the time stamp, you.. my friend, were hiding in my back seat..  creepy.

Mikey.. you always turn me on with your political talk... and by turn on I mean bore me. and I love you.

I think that Leigh's sister is actually her clone.  seriously.. they look alike and talk alike... are you guys twins or is she made up?  those are the only answers I will accept.

I sent Jess her Birthday present today.. its only like 176 days late.

I need a job.  preferably one that pays a lot and I can do it from my couch.  I've thought about sex sites, and writing a book.  but I am a horrible speller, too random to keep on track, and can't talk sexy.  it makes me giggle.  and gag. as well as the reader.  Unless it involves grilled cheese.  ( member that Mikey?  that was solid gold)

Today I was called out by being told I wasn't being called out.. then drama unfolded.. good times.. I might be burning down a skate park tonight.  Or tomorrow.. Fire department has a meeting tonight.. so they will all be there.. not a good time.

I got a message from an 18 year old from NY today..he loves the seahawks... he told me I was super cute.. I'm trying to decide how I want to handle this...  thoughts?
Tropical Peach...  
#71 | 867 days ago

so, i can't say what i really want to say here OR there, especially since there are people that i insist refrain from saying or doing things to get them banned or *ahem* rebanned, but this one snotty, smug, sarcastic, snide, fake, unattractive bitch of a person is really causing me shortness of breath from trying to hold my sh*t in. I'm about ready to fly to stupid town, maybe f**king drive, and punch said bitch in her c*ck. I'm not convinced she doesn't have one, shut up. F**k her and all of her attention whoredness...smiles*
Tropical Peach...  
#72 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
I'm back, headache is gone but now I am filled with caffeine. 

Stoney.. I already heard that song today.. in my car and by the looks of the time stamp, you.. my friend, were hiding in my back seat..  creepy.

Mikey.. you always turn me on with your political talk... and by turn on I mean bore me. and I love you.

I think that Leigh's sister is actually her clone.  seriously.. they look alike and talk alike... are you guys twins or is she made up?  those are the only answers I will accept.

I sent Jess her Birthday present today.. its only like 176 days late.

I need a job.  preferably one that pays a lot and I can do it from my couch.  I've thought about sex sites, and writing a book.  but I am a horrible speller, too random to keep on track, and can't talk sexy.  it makes me giggle.  and gag. as well as the reader.  Unless it involves grilled cheese.  ( member that Mikey?  that was solid gold)

Today I was called out by being told I wasn't being called out.. then drama unfolded.. good times.. I might be burning down a skate park tonight.  Or tomorrow.. Fire department has a meeting tonight.. so they will all be there.. not a good time.

I got a message from an 18 year old from NY today..he loves the seahawks... he told me I was super cute.. I'm trying to decide how I want to handle this...  thoughts?
You sure he wasn't 17 ... since I got the same message from a 17 year old male from NY with some kind of Seahawks name.  

And I thought I was special.  *sigh*
Slow Motion for me...  
#73 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
so, i can't say what i really want to say here OR there, especially since there are people that i insist refrain from saying or doing things to get them banned or *ahem* rebanned, but this one snotty, smug, sarcastic, snide, fake, unattractive bitch of a person is really causing me shortness of breath from trying to hold my sh*t in. I'm about ready to fly to stupid town, maybe f**king drive, and punch said bitch in her c*ck. I'm not convinced she doesn't have one, shut up. F**k her and all of her attention whoredness...smiles*
Private message me?  Thanks.  
Slow Motion for me...  
#74 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
so, i can't say what i really want to say here OR there, especially since there are people that i insist refrain from saying or doing things to get them banned or *ahem* rebanned, but this one snotty, smug, sarcastic, snide, fake, unattractive bitch of a person is really causing me shortness of breath from trying to hold my sh*t in. I'm about ready to fly to stupid town, maybe f**king drive, and punch said bitch in her c*ck. I'm not convinced she doesn't have one, shut up. F**k her and all of her attention whoredness...smiles*
Tropical Peach...  
#75 | 867 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You sure he wasn't 17 ... since I got the same message from a 17 year old male from NY with some kind of Seahawks name.  

And I thought I was special.  *sigh*
nope.. 18...

he must have had a bday this afternoon.
Tropical Peach...  
#76 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
nope.. 18...

he must have had a bday this afternoon.
 guess he is trying to find himself a cougar, good for him!
A word to the wise...  
#77 | 867 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
sports_schmorts wrote:
shut it!


side note: I havent fried chicken in like...6 months, so I think I'm gonna tonight. it is what it is. whatever.
Tropical Peach...  
#78 | 867 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 guess he is trying to find himself a cougar, good for him!
Local radio  DJs  had a conversation regarding a public couple, where "he" was 39 and "she" was 45.   The female DJ said the older female/younger male was just fine.  "Take a younger man, whenever you can."
Slow Motion for me...  
#79 | 867 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
If you thought Jennifer Love Hewitt was hot 10 years ago, get ready to tuck under those belts fellas


that is the cutest she's ever been.
Tropical Peach...  
#80 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
shut it!


side note: I havent fried chicken in like...6 months, so I think I'm gonna tonight. it is what it is. whatever.
want me to help?  or no?
Tropical Peach...  
#81 | 867 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Local radio  DJs  had a conversation regarding a public couple, where "he" was 39 and "she" was 45.   The female DJ said the older female/younger male was just fine.  "Take a younger man, whenever you can."
eww 39 is too old...  regardless of my age.
Tropical Peach...  
#82 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
want me to help?  or no?
COOK?! GOD NO!

the crappy witch? Just let me borrow that star.
Tropical Peach...  
#83 | 867 days ago


 And I Don't Care.

Today Sucks.  F**king Gray Skies (or is it grey? what's the difference) and cold, slow day at work, i'm just blah.  I was going to go out, but will wait til tomorrow night when i can truly tie one on.  Drunk text receivers on alert.

Hurricanes vs Rangers tonight, should be good.

Watched my Daughter practice volleyball last night.  She is getting scary better.  First game in 10 days, can't wait.

For Leigh:

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
~Lily Tomlin

Apply via PM:

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl that knows the meaning of a
Hey hit the highway

Well I've been walkin' the streets up and down
Racing through the human jungles at night
I'm so confused, my mind is indifferent
Hey I'm so weak, won't somebody shut off that light

Electricity runs through the video
And I watch it from this hole I call home
All the stony's are dancin' to the radio
And I got the world calling me up here
Tonight on the phone

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl to thrill me and then go away
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl that knows the meaning of a
Hey hit the highway

Well I'm not wiped out by this poolroom life I'm living
I'm gonna quit this job, go to school, or head back home
And I'm not askin' to be loved or be forgiven
I just can't face shakin' in this bedroom
One more night alone

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl that knows the meaning of a
Hey hit the highway

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl to thrill me and then go away
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl that knows the meaning of a
Hey hit the highway

You bet cha

Jimmy crack corn...  
#84 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
eww 39 is too old...  regardless of my age.
Depends on the person, I guess.



This guy is 41, and he's my wife's current "second husband".  I don't think there's a lot of women who would turn him down.
Slow Motion for me...  
#85 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
COOK?! GOD NO!

the crappy witch? Just let me borrow that star.
I am a far better cook than kisser..

wait...  strike that.. reverse.


lol the only thing my star can do is edit comments.  want me to demonstrate?  'tis fun sometimes.  But you can borrow it.. sometimes it scares people...
Tropical Peach...  
#86 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
I am a far better cook than kisser..

wait...  strike that.. reverse.


lol the only thing my star can do is edit comments.  want me to demonstrate?  'tis fun sometimes.  But you can borrow it.. sometimes it scares people...
that's right..you're not very useful, where's jess?
Tropical Peach...  
#87 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
I'm back, headache is gone but now I am filled with caffeine. 

Stoney.. I already heard that song today.. in my car and by the looks of the time stamp, you.. my friend, were hiding in my back seat..  creepy.

Mikey.. you always turn me on with your political talk... and by turn on I mean bore me. and I love you.

I think that Leigh's sister is actually her clone.  seriously.. they look alike and talk alike... are you guys twins or is she made up?  those are the only answers I will accept.

I sent Jess her Birthday present today.. its only like 176 days late.

I need a job.  preferably one that pays a lot and I can do it from my couch.  I've thought about sex sites, and writing a book.  but I am a horrible speller, too random to keep on track, and can't talk sexy.  it makes me giggle.  and gag. as well as the reader.  Unless it involves grilled cheese.  ( member that Mikey?  that was solid gold)

Today I was called out by being told I wasn't being called out.. then drama unfolded.. good times.. I might be burning down a skate park tonight.  Or tomorrow.. Fire department has a meeting tonight.. so they will all be there.. not a good time.

I got a message from an 18 year old from NY today..he loves the seahawks... he told me I was super cute.. I'm trying to decide how I want to handle this...  thoughts?

we're really close to being twins. my birthday is september 3rd and hers is the 4th. so there's only a one day (and seven year) difference.

sorry i couldn't deliver an acceptable answer

p.s. your job ideas remind me of a cartoon called the kama sutra of grilled cheese which began with "the righteous lion" ("place on hot, well-lubricated griddle. Fry until bread and cheese become one").

christ. i need to find the rest of that cartoon...

Slow Motion for me...  
#88 | 867 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Depends on the person, I guess.



This guy is 41, and he's my wife's current "second husband".  I don't think there's a lot of women who would turn him down.
notafan
Tropical Peach...  
#89 | 867 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

we're really close to being twins. my birthday is september 3rd and hers is the 4th. so there's only a one day (and seven year) difference.

sorry i couldn't deliver an acceptable answer

p.s. your job ideas remind me of a cartoon called the kama sutra of grilled cheese which began with "the righteous lion" ("place on hot, well-lubricated griddle. Fry until bread and cheese become one").

christ. i need to find the rest of that cartoon...

you just made my griddle hot.
Tropical Peach...  
#90 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
notafan
To each his (or her) own.

(He doesn't do a thing for me, either.)
Slow Motion for me...  
#91 | 867 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

we're really close to being twins. my birthday is september 3rd and hers is the 4th. so there's only a one day (and seven year) difference.

sorry i couldn't deliver an acceptable answer

p.s. your job ideas remind me of a cartoon called the kama sutra of grilled cheese which began with "the righteous lion" ("place on hot, well-lubricated griddle. Fry until bread and cheese become one").

christ. i need to find the rest of that cartoon...

and wtf?  your mom must have been HUGE!  so one of you came out a 7 lb 6 oz bundle of joy, and the other one came out a 4 foot 38 pound worthless 7 year old?  I hope to god she had a c-section... yikes.  well.. I spoze at that size and age they would be more help getting out than a newborn.

props to your mom.
Tropical Peach...  
#92 | 867 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
To each his (or her) own.

(He doesn't do a thing for me, either.)
does he have any grandkids?
Tropical Peach...  
#93 | 867 days ago

If I get one more phone call about a credit card I don't have, insurance I don't have or want or some cheap a** product they are trying to pawn on me. I swear to all that's holy, I will make the f**king Al-Qaeda look like a group of nuns at a bake sale by the time I'm done.
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#94 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
does he have any grandkids?
Quick search on imdb.com does not suggest even having kids, sorry.

Date of Birth
13 November 1969, Paisley, Scotland, UK

Birth Name
Gerard James Butler

Nickname
Gerry

Height
6' 2" (1.88 m)

Mini Biography

Born in Paisley, Scotland, to Margaret and Edward Butler, Gerard Butler was raised along with his older brother and sister in his hometown of Paisley, Scotland. He also spent some of his youth in Canada. His parents divorced when he was a child, and he and his siblings were raised primarily by their mother, who later remarried. He had no contact with his father between the ages of two and 16 years old, after which time they became close. His father passed away when Gerard was in his early 20s. Butler went on to attend Glasgow University, where he studied to be a lawyer/solicitor. He was president of the school's law society thanks to his outgoing personality and great social skills.


There's more, but I'm not posting it.  You're gonna have to do some legwork yourself.
Slow Motion for me...  
#95 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
you just made my griddle hot.
fart.

i just found it! it's so small, but i', trying to make it out:



#14 - The Righteous Lion: with a firm but loving hand, guide your cheese to a slice of bread. top with another slice of bread and place on hot, well-lubricated griddle. Fry until bread and cheese become one.

#39 - Buddha in Paradise: when the time is right, position your cheese atop a slice of bread. run under the broiler until the cheese yields up its life force and is transformed.

#58 - The Lotus: while your cheese is melting in the microwave, your bread should be toasting in the toaster. if all goes well, both will arrive at the crucial stage simultaneously and can be united.
Slow Motion for me...  
#96 | 867 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Quick search on imdb.com does not suggest even having kids, sorry.

Date of Birth
13 November 1969, Paisley, Scotland, UK

Birth Name
Gerard James Butler

Nickname
Gerry

Height
6' 2" (1.88 m)

Mini Biography

Born in Paisley, Scotland, to Margaret and Edward Butler, Gerard Butler was raised along with his older brother and sister in his hometown of Paisley, Scotland. He also spent some of his youth in Canada. His parents divorced when he was a child, and he and his siblings were raised primarily by their mother, who later remarried. He had no contact with his father between the ages of two and 16 years old, after which time they became close. His father passed away when Gerard was in his early 20s. Butler went on to attend Glasgow University, where he studied to be a lawyer/solicitor. He was president of the school's law society thanks to his outgoing personality and great social skills.


There's more, but I'm not posting it.  You're gonna have to do some legwork yourself.
are you his agent?  jeez... stop pushing your wifes lover on me...

xoxo
Tropical Peach...  
#97 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
and wtf?  your mom must have been HUGE!  so one of you came out a 7 lb 6 oz bundle of joy, and the other one came out a 4 foot 38 pound worthless 7 year old?  I hope to god she had a c-section... yikes.  well.. I spoze at that size and age they would be more help getting out than a newborn.

props to your mom.
ha. she was actually. during hurricane alicia, my dad tied my uber pregnant momma to a toilet and part of the ceiling to stop it from being pulled off the house. cuh-ray-zeh.
Slow Motion for me...  
#98 | 867 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
fart.

i just found it! it's so small, but i', trying to make it out:



#14 - The Righteous Lion: with a firm but loving hand, guide your cheese to a slice of bread. top with another slice of bread and place on hot, well-lubricated griddle. Fry until bread and cheese become one.

#39 - Buddha in Paradise: when the time is right, position your cheese atop a slice of bread. run under the broiler until the cheese yields up its life force and is transformed.

#58 - The Lotus: while your cheese is melting in the microwave, your bread should be toasting in the toaster. if all goes well, both will arrive at the crucial stage simultaneously and can be united.
lets meld.
Tropical Peach...  
#99 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
are you his agent?  jeez... stop pushing your wifes lover on me...

xoxo
Hey, you asked a question, I answered it.  (Thought you were building up a case to steal my wife's 2nd husband from her...I'm only obliging you, but only so far.)

Slow Motion for me...  
#100 | 867 days ago

 Just read about the shooting at Millard South in Omaha.  Don't know anyone there currently, but know several people from my heyday who attended there.  Stories like these make me rethink my position on a lot of things, but then I realize people who do this crap are just scared of being responsible for themselves or their actions.  I think todays phrases are "common sense" and "think before you act"  Learn them.
Jimmy crack corn...  
#101 | 867 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ha. she was actually. during hurricane alicia, my dad tied my uber pregnant momma to a toilet and part of the ceiling to stop it from being pulled off the house. cuh-ray-zeh.
classic bit... classic.
Tropical Peach...  
#102 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
lets meld.
baby....i'm gonn' butter yo bread
Slow Motion for me...  
#103 | 867 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
baby....i'm gonn' butter yo bread
I'll be waiting for your cheese..

butter side doooooooooooown
Tropical Peach...  
#104 | 867 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Yep me too, and I just got back.


 
Good afternoon everyone, I hope you all have a fine evening.    




Glenda, this is a shiouette of a male. Is there something you want to tell us about your sabbatical from the Q?
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#105 | 867 days ago

JyersSupertramp wrote:
It's going to be  pretty upsetting if I go undrafted again this year in the nfl. I dominated snow football last night.

I'm definitely mailing in the film.
nah Chris Gamble and I don't get along. He kicked my dog.
#106 | 867 days ago

Replied to the wrong thing. Boy is my face red.
#107 | 867 days ago

Don't have a place to post this yet, as I don't have BotW posting privs anymore, so...

It shouldn't make me this happy that a pitcher I never saw play got inducted into the Hall of Fame, but it does. Congrats to Bert and Robbie, and hopefully next year is Barry Larkin's year.
#108 | 867 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
Joe_L wrote:

Glenda, this is a shiouette of a male. Is there something you want to tell us about your sabbatical from the Q?
 ?    Wow I have no idea why it's like that.
Jimmy crack corn...  
#109 | 867 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

JyersSupertramp wrote:
Replied to the wrong thing. Boy is my face red.
 But at least you agree with yourself.  
Jimmy crack corn...  
#110 | 867 days ago

Hello everyone!!  It seems like a long time snce the news year!! wow!! Feel like im in a time warp..If i missed anyone  Hppy New year wishes to all!
     Yeah!  Had my trial and wries and stitches taken out yesterday..Was VERY successful, other than the infection, which thankfully is under control.....only thing my blood work shows is my White blood cell cont is low...which is common with my disease.....exhausted but relieved and VERy glad to be done with infusion for a month:).....As soon as theycan to 30 days....i will be schedued for my permanent neuro stim and a replacement of my upperi already have...,,gonna be a VERy hard recovery, but i know the quality of ife i will get, makes it so worth it!..Scred shitless regardless........but i am going toenjoy the next month.and try to get as strong as i can to go into it.....
       My good friend Matt and his girl Renee are here visiting sothat is nice.....Going to dinner tonight...,,i am craving a nice pieceof griled sea bass:)..an appetite is a good sighn:)...Hope everyone had a great day!!!!
Slow Motion for me...  
#111 | 867 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 ?    Wow I have no idea why it's like that.
wait.. did you not know that?? lol that is why I said you looked like a boy yesterday!!!  Did you think I meant your real pic?!?! 

OH NO GLENDA!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!
Tropical Peach...  
#112 | 867 days ago

Nellie, I live to bore you.. and for your love.
#113 | 867 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
Nellie, I live to bore you.. and for your love.
obviously.
Tropical Peach...  
#114 | 867 days ago

gearhead wrote:
Don't have a place to post this yet, as I don't have BotW posting privs anymore, so...

It shouldn't make me this happy that a pitcher I never saw play got inducted into the Hall of Fame, but it does. Congrats to Bert and Robbie, and hopefully next year is Barry Larkin's year.
I don't know what this means, but I'm glad it makes you happy. Vodka does that too...wait. can you drink? don't drink. it's a bad habit. disregard. yay HOF people!
Tropical Peach...  
#115 | 867 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
wait.. did you not know that?? lol that is why I said you looked like a boy yesterday!!!  Did you think I meant your real pic?!?! 

OH NO GLENDA!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!
her pic's there when you hover. i bet you know how to hover really well.
Tropical Peach...  
#116 | 867 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
her pic's there when you hover. i bet you know how to hover really well.
I'm an expert hovererer
Tropical Peach...  
#117 | 867 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

sports_schmorts wrote:
wait.. did you not know that?? lol that is why I said you looked like a boy yesterday!!!  Did you think I meant your real pic?!?! 

OH NO GLENDA!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!
Well on my computer its showing my pic. So I thought you were drunk and hitting on me. 




but is my pic really not showing? 
Jimmy crack corn...  
#118 | 867 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Well on my computer its showing my pic. So I thought you were drunk and hitting on me. 




but is my pic really not showing? 
lol I don't need to be drunk to hit on you

nope.. it's the male silhouette... it's Matt Damon...

ohhhh lala
Tropical Peach...  
#119 | 867 days ago

 I heart Pekka Rinne, if only for his name. (He's a fun goalie to watch too...usually)...but I HATE HIM WHEN HE'S UP AGAINST THE DUCKS! He takes up the whole frickin net just standing there. 
Tropical Peach...  
#120 | 866 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Um, correct me if I'm wrong here, but...



Isn't the water in this river going south, not north?   Granted, it was a lot of oil, but I don't see it going upstream.


You made me laugh today,   I  am aware  water doesn't run uphill.  Not what I meant.
However, the  Gulf, ;estuaries and the marshes are breeding and rest stops for the birds and fish. Don't get me started on the Tuna spawning;  Sigh..........
The Mississippi Press, The Birmingham News, The Huntsville Times, The Times-Picayune are reporting respitory health issues for residents from this region.
Anyways,,,,,,,,,,,,http://lightningnews-gulfoilspill.blogspot.com/This is just one of many ongoing blog spots for local updates from the Gulf area       

History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure rhymes.

Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#121 | 866 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Joe_L wrote:
threat or a promise?
Both.
Jimmy crack corn...  
#122 | 866 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
Both.
I like threats, you promise?
Say grace and pass the Texas Pete...  
#123 | 865 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
I'm back, headache is gone but now I am filled with caffeine. 

Stoney.. I already heard that song today.. in my car and by the looks of the time stamp, you.. my friend, were hiding in my back seat..  creepy.

Mikey.. you always turn me on with your political talk... and by turn on I mean bore me. and I love you.

I think that Leigh's sister is actually her clone.  seriously.. they look alike and talk alike... are you guys twins or is she made up?  those are the only answers I will accept.

I sent Jess her Birthday present today.. its only like 176 days late.

I need a job.  preferably one that pays a lot and I can do it from my couch.  I've thought about sex sites, and writing a book.  but I am a horrible speller, too random to keep on track, and can't talk sexy.  it makes me giggle.  and gag. as well as the reader.  Unless it involves grilled cheese.  ( member that Mikey?  that was solid gold)

Today I was called out by being told I wasn't being called out.. then drama unfolded.. good times.. I might be burning down a skate park tonight.  Or tomorrow.. Fire department has a meeting tonight.. so they will all be there.. not a good time.

I got a message from an 18 year old from NY today..he loves the seahawks... he told me I was super cute.. I'm trying to decide how I want to handle this...  thoughts?
Charge the 18 year-old Seattle fan a hefty fee to talk semi-clothed sports with him on webcam, from your couch.
Slow Motion for me...  
#124 | 864 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Jess wrote:
 I heart Pekka Rinne, if only for his name. (He's a fun goalie to watch too...usually)...but I HATE HIM WHEN HE'S UP AGAINST THE DUCKS! He takes up the whole frickin net just standing there. 
I him all the damn time.
Jimmy crack corn...  

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