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If you could pull a "Tonya Harding" on any athlete.... (Edited 01/09/11 01:19PM by Kenne)

If you could tranquilize an athlete from an opposing team before the game so they couldn't perform for the day, who would you choose?

| Closed on 03/09/11 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

24 Fans
58%	a. This athlete ....
25%	b. I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
17%	c. Other

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#2 \| 864 days ago Den-ace (+)	(Edited by Den-ace) I'd cut off ~~Rapunzel's~~ Tom Brady's mane! Not so much so he couldn't play but because he's going to be all over sportscenter for days! This athlete ....
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#1 \| 864 days ago Kenne (+)	I would like to go back to yesterday and shoot Marshawn Lynch (Seahawks running back) in the leg with a tranquilizer dart. Then smack Saints Defensive Coordinator Gregg Williams on the head for his stupidity in play calling
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#2 \| 864 days ago Den-ace (+)	(Edited by Den-ace) I'd cut off ~~Rapunzel's~~ Tom Brady's mane! Not so much so he couldn't play but because he's going to be all over sportscenter for days! This athlete ....
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#3 \| 864 days ago Jeff_P (+)	altho im a very peaceful person........if there are polls with wanting to hurt athletes.in a joking sense.....my answer WILL ALWAYS BE......TA DA......BRETT FAVRE..............
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#4 \| 864 days ago Nick__ (+)	(Edited by Nick__) I would love to dismantle Alfonso Soriano......then, maybe, my CUBS might have a chance to win. Then again.............. This athlete ....
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#5 \| 864 days ago keebs8 (+)	Ernest Byner for the fumble, John Elway for the Drive, Micheal Jordan(not really) for the shot and Jose Mesa for the Blown save . Only one you said? Sorry im a Cle sports fan..
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#6 \| 864 days ago maddhatter6691 (+)	Kenne wrote: I would like to go back to yesterday and shoot Marshawn Lynch (Seahawks running back) in the leg with a tranquilizer dart. Then smack Saints Defensive Coordinator Gregg Williams on the head for his stupidity in play calling Not the cake walk the Saints thought it would be, Don't worry in 10 years Arizona will have a team that can win I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
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#7 \| 864 days ago WISAC1 (+)	does a former athlete qualify? yes? ok good. then tear the vocal chords out of the throat of chris collinsworth so he'll never perform another broadcast. for the love of christ, SHUT UP!!!!! Other
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#8 \| 864 days ago maddhatter6691 (+)	Den-ace wrote: I'd cut off ~~Rapunzel's~~ Tom Brady's mane! Not so much so he couldn't play but because he's going to be all over sportscenter for days! Yes he will be all over sportscenter with his Pretty little face but he is Going to have to Earn that game from the Jets I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
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#9 \| 864 days ago John_Daly (+)	Violence begets violence.
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#10 \| 864 days ago Nick__ (+)	WISAC1 wrote: does a former athlete qualify? yes? ok good. then tear the vocal chords out of the throat of chris collinsworth so he'll never perform another broadcast. for the love of christ, SHUT UP!!!!! AMEN!!!! This athlete ....
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#11 \| 864 days ago Joe_L (+)	Tom "precious" Brady Brett "OMD" Favre Chris "STFU" Collinsworth
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#12 \| 864 days ago Joe_L (+)	John_Daly wrote: Violence begets violence. explain that to the closet door in your old Apt.
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#13 \| 864 days ago John_Daly (+)	Joe_L wrote: explain that to the closet door in your old Apt. I would, but that closet door is in jail for beating the sh!t out of another closet door. See what I mean?
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#14 \| 864 days ago Kenne (+)	maddhatter6691 wrote: Not the cake walk the Saints thought it would be, Don't worry in 10 years Arizona will have a team that can win The Cards might get Donovan McNabb next year, so yeah... in 10 years
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#15 \| 864 days ago Joe_L (+)	John_Daly wrote: I would, but that closet door is in jail for beating the sh!t out of another closet door. See what I mean? you should set a better example for your doors, they look up to you.
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#16 \| 864 days ago Jeff_P (+)	never ever liked him..it was all ME ME ME ME ME....and his STATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.and finally HE WILL RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET.......
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#17 \| 864 days ago Unknown_WhoDat (+)	Today I would say Matt Hasselbeck, for the obvious reason. Now if I really wanna make myself happy, I gotta go with Matt Ryan. There's nothing I want more right now than to see the Falcons get bounced out of the playoffs next week. This athlete ....
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#18 \| 864 days ago VIOLET (+)	(Edited by VIOLET) I'd apply one of those wrestling moves like Nelson hold or something to Diego Maradona and Thierry Henry, so they couldn't score with their hands (it's soccer not handball!) OK Maradona doesn't play anymore, but it would have been nice to do it at that time
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#19 \| 864 days ago Cali_Kat (+)	Tom Brady Eli Manning Phillip Rivers
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#20 \| 864 days ago kobe_lova (+)	no one. I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
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#21 \| 864 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	Nick__ wrote: I would love to dismantle Alfonso Soriano......then, maybe, my CUBS might have a chance to win. Then again.............. , yep him for sure. And Nick we are going to be great this season, trust me.
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#22 \| 864 days ago Nick__ (+)	(Edited by Nick__) cubsgirl2 wrote: , yep him for sure. And Nick we are going to be great this season, trust me. i trust you but not your ability to see into the future This athlete ....
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#23 \| 864 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	Nick__ wrote: i trust you but not your ability to see into the future Well I have a very good feeling. And look at all the good things happening. Of course like I already told you if they trade Z I will quit being a fan. Well for at least one day.
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#24 \| 864 days ago richard_cranium (+)	I am sure that I am not the first person to say this, but I don't want to go "Tonya Harding" on this person. I want to take them into a cornfield in Indiana and go "Goodfellas" on them. This athlete ....
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#25 \| 864 days ago John_Daly (+)	richard_cranium wrote: I am sure that I am not the first person to say this, but I don't want to go "Tonya Harding" on this person. I want to take them into a cornfield in Indiana and go "Goodfellas" on them. Heeeeeey Kevin! How the hell are ya buddy?!!!
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#26 \| 864 days ago maddhatter6691 (+)	Kenne wrote: The Cards might get Donovan McNabb next year, so yeah... in 10 years Lmao yeah they just need to rebuild and I don't think Donny is the answer I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
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#27 \| 864 days ago richard_cranium (+)	John_Daly wrote: Heeeeeey Kevin! How the hell are ya buddy?!!! Doing good, a little on the angry side, but good none the less. How are you my friend? This athlete ....
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#28 \| 864 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	I don't want to hurt anybody but maybe Jimmy Johnson could sit out a few races this year. I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
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#29 \| 864 days ago rallycat1 (+)	Tom Brady going bald would be cool. Or having dogs take dumps on Mike Vick. This athlete ....
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#30 \| 864 days ago Nick__ (+)	cubsgirl2 wrote: Well I have a very good feeling. And look at all the good things happening. Of course like I already told you if they trade Z I will quit being a fan. Well for at least one day. Well, since 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world, and since it's been noted that the Cubs won't win until HELL FREEZES OVER, I say this year or next year is looking really good for us This athlete ....
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#31 \| 863 days ago Michael G (+)	VIOLET wrote: I'd apply one of those wrestling moves like Nelson hold or something to Diego Maradona and Thierry Henry, so they couldn't score with their hands (it's soccer not handball!) OK Maradona doesn't play anymore, but it would have been nice to do it at that time *It's full-nelson....gosh-darn you're cute* This athlete ....
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#32 \| 863 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	Nick__ wrote: Well, since 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world, and since it's been noted that the Cubs won't win until HELL FREEZES OVER, I say this year or next year is looking really good for us See!!!!! Now you are getting in the true Cub spirit.
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#33 \| 863 days ago davonthedl (+)	This athlete ....
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#34 \| 863 days ago jswol54 (+)	Alex Gonzalez for booting a routine groundball in the 2003 NLCS. People love to blame Steve Bartmen for fan interference, but had AG not been the stuntman for Bill Buckner, the Cubs would have gone to the World Series. I'd also wouldn't mind seeing these guys get Tonya Harding'd Brett Favre - for waffling more than Eggo. Rex Grossman - Way to telegraph the pick 6 that cost the Bears the Superbowl. Paul Pierce - guys does more acting than Leo Dicaprio. Rajon Rondo - he's as dirst as they come, yet never gets called out for it. He also gets too much credit. He's a good player, but a lot of guys would look like All Stars if they were surrounded by three future hall of famers. Matt Leinart/Reggie Bush - I'm still heated about the "Bush Push." Kyle Busch - I don't even like left hand turning, but he's a colossal dbag. Jay Cutler/Aaron Rodgers - both a good qb's(especially AR), but their cocky demeanor rubs me the wrong way.
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#35 \| 863 days ago ohwell_ (+)	Chad Henne This athlete ....
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#36 \| 863 days ago blondie45044 (+)	I doubt if I would hurt anyone, but I would love to unplug Chris Collinsworth! In the spirit of the poll: Derek Jeter - He is too hot I could not hurt him! Tom Brady - Just because Phil Mickelson - Closest rival to Tiger and better for good reason. Terrell Owens - no explanation needed Kyle Busch for breaking that darn guitar (really) A-Rod has never done himself a favor by acting like he is bigger than the game. It is known across baseball that he doesn't sign autographs for fans and he often is seen in more tabloids than Brad Pitt. Other
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#37 \| 863 days ago VIOLET (+)	(Edited by VIOLET) Michael G wrote: *It's full-nelson....gosh-darn you're cute* I know the names in Spanish, but sure you'd find them odd, so I tried to find something similar, thanks for the tip, Miguel...and the compliment :)
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#38 \| 863 days ago Beaneaters (+)	I wouldn't want to see anyone hurt or 'taken out' before the game. I'd like to see Brady hurt DURING the first snap he takes in every game he plays. Other
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#39 \| 863 days ago Tiger_Pride2 (+)	Beaneaters wrote: I wouldn't want to see anyone hurt or 'taken out' before the game. I'd like to see Brady hurt DURING the first snap he takes in every game he plays. That happened against KC a couple of years ago, and Matt Cassell was born from it. Chiefs not only took Brady out, but took his replacement off their hands a year later. If Tom wins one more SB, I will be moving him ahead of Joe Montana for #1 QB in my mental HOF.
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#40 \| 862 days ago Michael G (+)	*Well duh...I'd do a Tonya Harding on..................Tonya Harding....ufkcing skanky lilttle ibtch* This athlete ....
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#41 \| 860 days ago derms33 (+)	keebs8 wrote: Ernest Byner for the fumble, John Elway for the Drive, Micheal Jordan(not really) for the shot and Jose Mesa for the Blown save . Only one you said? Sorry im a Cle sports fan.. Blame Webster Slaughter for not blocking for Byner This athlete ....
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#42 \| 860 days ago derms33 (+)	Roethlisberger, so he could rape a little slower This athlete ....
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#43 \| 858 days ago Texas_Fight (+)	NBA- The self pro-claimed "Best player in the world" (and he isnt even the best player on his own team) Paul Pierce MLB- Any NY Yankee, hate them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NFL- The dirtiest player in the league James Harrison!!!!!!!!!! This athlete ....
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#44 \| 856 days ago icfeet (+)	Tiger_Pride2 wrote: That happened against KC a couple of years ago, and Matt Cassell was born from it. Chiefs not only took Brady out, but took his replacement off their hands a year later. If Tom wins one more SB, I will be moving him ahead of Joe Montana for #1 QB in my mental HOF. Well...don't have to worry about THAT for another year....Tom ~~Baby~~ BRADY is watching the playoffs just like us....good job Jets! This athlete ....
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#45 \| 856 days ago Yosefederation (+)	I'd put Ice skates on Nancy Grace, Glenn Beck, Nancy Pelosi, Kim Jong ill and Rush Limaugh (if they had a pair to hold his cankles) . Call them the N. Korean winter hockey team, and have200 midgets(for a better angle) Gillooly them, right when they walked off the ice. :) :):):):) This athlete ....
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#46 \| 855 days ago bayareabeast21 (+)	Acie Law or Charlie Villanueva Long Story
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24	Yosefederation 01/17/2011 10:51PM		This athlete ....
23	icfeet 01/16/2011 06:26PM		This athlete ....
22	Texas_Fight 01/15/2011 08:36AM		This athlete ....
21	derms33 01/13/2011 02:17AM		This athlete ....
20	Michael G 01/11/2011 09:31PM		This athlete ....
19	G Money 01/10/2011 11:30PM		This athlete ....
18	Unknown_WhoDat 01/10/2011 09:17PM		This athlete ....
17	Beaneaters 01/10/2011 04:48PM		Other
16	Jess 01/10/2011 01:57PM		I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
15	ohwell_ 01/10/2011 01:50PM		This athlete ....
14	blondie45044 01/10/2011 01:48PM		Other
13	davonthedl 01/10/2011 01:08PM		This athlete ....
12	troiboi68 01/10/2011 09:12AM		I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
11	rallycat1 01/09/2011 11:15PM		This athlete ....
10	cuddles127017 01/09/2011 10:46PM		I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
9	KSbengals99 01/09/2011 07:28PM		This athlete ....
8	richard_cranium 01/09/2011 07:15PM		This athlete ....
7	kobe_lova 01/09/2011 04:37PM		I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
6	ukcatfan383 01/09/2011 04:17PM		I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
5	kteacher 01/09/2011 12:50PM		Other
4	WISAC1 01/09/2011 11:37AM		Other
3	maddhatter6691 01/09/2011 11:36AM		I wouldn't want to hurt anybody
2	Nick__ 01/09/2011 10:17AM		This athlete ....
1	Den-ace 01/09/2011 09:33AM		This athlete ....