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Celebrity Deathmatch: Volume 10
We have a special edition 10th installment for you today, ladies and gentlemen.  Brought to you by JS Squared Productions, Pampers, and the new season of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator with Chris Hanson".

Celebrity Deathmatch Presents: Non-Celebrity Forces of Evil: The Hide Your Kids Files

Today we target three of society's greatest evils and pit them against each other in a winner-take-all (including a 5-15 year sentence and a special spot on the next edition of the Megan's Law website) deathmatch.

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Creepy Dude with van vs. Creepy Gym Teacher vs. Creepy Mall Santa

OK Qers, so who wins in this justice-seeking match of who's most likely to have a stockpile of candy and recordings of puppies barking in their basement?

As always, have fun, be creative, be detailed, CoC applies, and ... let's get it on!





| Closed on 03/24/11 at 10:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Celebrities | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
29 Fans 
28%a. Creepy Dude with the windowless van wins because...
17%b. Creepy Gym Teacher with tight shorts and video game systems in his office wins because...
10%c. Creepy Mall Santa who doesn't exactly take the job for the money wins because...
3%d. If only polls could get PQs...
14%e. Why don't you have a seat over there?
7%f. Stoney DEFINITELY helped with this one.
21%g. Vigilante Beans takes them all out.

 &nbp;
TOP COMMENT * * * * * * * * * * * *
#3 | 1375 days ago

As creepy as I find the Mall Santa, I really try to tell myself they're doing it for the extra money.  Anyone who says they do it to see the smiles on the kids faces should be reported or at least checked up on on your local sex offender registry. 
Everyone knows gym teachers are gay.. Which of course means they are on the prowl for our youth in an effort to convert them to devil worshiping and interior decoarting
But the winner is by far that neighbor that's a little off that drives the windowless van.. I bet if you ask Dudley, he'll tell you Mr. Horton had a windowless van


Then of course there was this infamous rapscallion with his luring van

Creepy Dude with the windowless van wins because...  
  
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#1 | 1375 days ago

Mad props for having PedoBear AND the terms "CoC" / Megan's Law all in one poll. I'm out of Janet respects today, but this clearly deserves more.
Creepy Dude with the windowless van wins because...  
#2 | 1375 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Mad props for having PedoBear AND the terms "CoC" / Megan's Law all in one poll. I'm out of Janet respects today, but this clearly deserves more.
It was a labor of love for both Stoney and me.  
I'm glad someone appreciates all the man minutes hours put into this masterpiece.
If only polls could get PQs...  
#3 | 1375 days ago

As creepy as I find the Mall Santa, I really try to tell myself they're doing it for the extra money.  Anyone who says they do it to see the smiles on the kids faces should be reported or at least checked up on on your local sex offender registry. 
Everyone knows gym teachers are gay.. Which of course means they are on the prowl for our youth in an effort to convert them to devil worshiping and interior decoarting
But the winner is by far that neighbor that's a little off that drives the windowless van.. I bet if you ask Dudley, he'll tell you Mr. Horton had a windowless van


Then of course there was this infamous rapscallion with his luring van

Creepy Dude with the windowless van wins because...  
#4 | 1375 days ago

GYM TEACHER BY FAR.....................he is used to physical activities.........and YOU ARE RIGHT.........CREEPS ARE US..........lol.
#5 | 1375 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
GYM TEACHER BY FAR.....................he is used to physical activities.........and YOU ARE RIGHT.........CREEPS ARE US..........lol.
Make your vote count ... pick the option.  
If only polls could get PQs...  
#6 | 1375 days ago

If I had to pick a winner, which I usually don't do on my own deathmatch polls, I'd say Creepy Mall Santa.  He's been doing his thing since the Dark Ages of this trade...


If only polls could get PQs...  
#7 | 1375 days ago

Ewwwww, Ewwww and Ewwww, would hope they all get taken out and in very, very, very, very, very painful way......



(great poll Janet)
Vigilante Beans takes them all out.  
#8 | 1375 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
JenX63 wrote:
Ewwwww, Ewwww and Ewwww, would hope they all get taken out and in very, very, very, very, very painful way......



(great poll Janet)
he knows when you're awake





I don't know how to unreply to a comment.. sorry about that
Creepy Dude with the windowless van wins because...  
#9 | 1375 days ago

Gimme $10 on the gym teacher in the spandex tights. If I'm lucky he's the wrestling coach too.
Creepy Gym Teacher with tight shorts and video game systems in his office wins because...  
#10 | 1375 days ago

 I just want to see an episode of Jerry Springer's dating show Baggage, in which Janet is the guest and has to pick one of the above 3 to go out with. I say she picks the man with the van 
#11 | 1375 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
he knows when you're awake





I don't know how to unreply to a comment.. sorry about that
 now you're just trying to scare me.......meanie
Vigilante Beans takes them all out.  
#12 | 1375 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
 It's a tie!   no one can beat up BILLY BOB THORNTON......especially when there are 2 of him!

The drunk and bad a$$ BAD SANTA + the bad a$$ MR WOODCOCK will destroy the stoner JEFF SPICOLI


Why don't you have a seat over there?  
#13 | 1375 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
 now you're just trying to scare me.......meanie
Don't worry, you're not under the age of 18.  You're alright.   

If only polls could get PQs...  
#14 | 1375 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Don't worry, you're not under the age of 18.  You're alright.   

 thanks, i think
Vigilante Beans takes them all out.  
#15 | 1375 days ago

So, this is basically a fight between Rogs, Nyce, and MichaelG?
#16 | 1375 days ago

The gym teacher is definitely the creep to me.
Creepy Gym Teacher with tight shorts and video game systems in his office wins because...  
#17 | 1374 days ago

 If it was my way of handling things,  the weird guy with the van and weird santa are friends, they talk the gym teacher into the van only for Santa waiting for him to sit on his lap, sounding like they are all homosexuals the creepy band will be a knocking....  
#18 | 1374 days ago
John_Daly (+)

keebs8 wrote:
 If it was my way of handling things,  the weird guy with the van and weird santa are friends, they talk the gym teacher into the van only for Santa waiting for him to sit on his lap, sounding like they are all homosexuals the creepy band will be a knocking....  
Discharged?
Why don't you have a seat over there?  
#19 | 1374 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Discharged?
 No clue what you mean
#20 | 1374 days ago
John_Daly (+)

keebs8 wrote:
 No clue what you mean
Sorry, posted in wrong poll. 
Why don't you have a seat over there?  
#21 | 1374 days ago

Vigilante Beans takes them all out.  
#22 | 1374 days ago

SVU says so.
Creepy Dude with the windowless van wins because...  
#23 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Gym teacher
#24 | 1374 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Gym teacher
But, umm, why?  Nitty gritty details ... be creative, c'mon.
If only polls could get PQs...  
#25 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
janet011685 wrote:
But, umm, why?  Nitty gritty details ... be creative, c'mon.
 Ok fine. 


It is obvious that gym teacher has had to learn to fight or die.  Cause that dude got beat up on the playground.

Now Santa is a perv, and most pervs like him can be beat up on by a little girl cause they like it..

Which means the guy couldn't defend himself especially against angry pissed off will never be allowed to come out of the closet gym teacher.   (misplaced anger and all that)

So therefore gym teacher wins. 

Oh and van dude is harmless hes stuck in the 60's therefore a pacifist, so he don't even get to play. 
#26 | 1374 days ago

ITS PEDO BEAR!!!!
#27 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
But, umm, why?  Nitty gritty details ... be creative, c'mon.
 Ok J I did what you told me to, so come give me a respect. 
#28 | 1373 days ago

I don't think any of them are a match for a Catholic Priest.
#29 | 1373 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I don't think any of them are a match for a Catholic Priest.
Hey now, you can't blame the priests.
Many of them were altar boys at one point, too.  There were just sucked into it.   (Zing!)
If only polls could get PQs...  

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