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6%a. Morning...
12%b. Afternoon...
6%c. Evening...
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3%e. Shangri La...
39%f. F**k it...
12%g. Vodka...
12%h. Beaneaters...

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#19 | 1349 days ago

Random Thoughts

1.  Cleaning up projectile vomited spoiled milk at 430am is not the ideal way to wake up.  F*cking kids and their stupid bullsh*t sh*tty *ss immune systems. Im a nervous wreck when she's sick.  Its like i never know whats going to happen next...all the coughing and the puking and the sh*tting.  Plus she's all pale and sh*t...so i look at her and think...f*ck you look dead.  Are you a zombie?  Then I think headshot..but not really cause its just the flu.  So then i think...what would i do if i were a flu-zombie?  Five Advils, a shot, and sleep it off?  No..f*ck..she's only a kid, i cant give her five advils.  I would take ANYTHING over a sick kid.  Seriously...herpes or a sick kid?  I say bring on the Valtrex.

2.  Oh and its snowing too.  Great.  Sick kid AND i have to dodge the bread hunters.   LOOK, FATTY, SNOW MELTS... YOU DONT NEED ALL THAT BREAD, *SSF*CK!!  

3.  I had a dream last night...before my vomit alarm woke me up...that i was spider man.  It ROCKED.  Also had a dream about being in high school and not being able to find the right book for class.  Kinda **y...but a close friend of mine that died right after graduation was in it.  Hadnt thought about him in years.  Kinda cool.

4.  The chic from Sorcerer's Apprentice is SMOKING.  Is it wrong to get a semi while watching a kids movie?  It also happens when i watch The Little Mermaid.

5.  Please broken jesus in your napkin...make the Steelers lose.  Seriously...cause if Rapelisberger wins his third superbowl people are gonna start putting his name in with the greats.  And frankly...any guy who has been investigated for multiple rapes shouldnt even be playing.  Honestly id rather see Brady win his fourth...and that comment made me shart my pants a little.

6.  Which reminds me....Gold Bond'ing your junk is an odd feeling.  Its borderline painful.  Its burny and tingly...and just when you think youre gonna have to go wash that sh*t off...it starts to cool off.  Then the rest of the day when you go pee you get a whiff of menthol.  Ahhhh....my junk smells just like Spearmint.
F**k it...  
  
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#1 | 1349 days ago

Morning ugh snow is flying and I stopped at the bar yesterday yes me! 

I am pretty sure that my phone was drunk dialing last night! Not me of course.

Picture perfect memories, scattered all around the floor
Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time
Vodka...  
#2 | 1349 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
I love coffee, desk, music, lamp, scotch, my friend Baxter and America!

Star Spangled Banner--Francis Scott Key. The original full-length version

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Shangri La...  
#3 | 1349 days ago

I let my 15 year old streak her hair this weekend.  What a sh#tstorm it started with the Gram and Daddy.
It's F-in hair!!!  Not a tattoo or piercing.      She gets A & B grades and is in choir and ROTC.  She is a geek (yeah!!)
I don't get it.       That's why they are the ex'es.      

Very beautiful day again, went fishing yesterday afternoon and caught some black fin tuna.  Made casserole.  Highly
recommend ditching the canned tuna for that and buying some fresh it you can't catch it yourself.

In other news, my county school district (Palm Beach) has received the highest penalty in the state for refusing to increase
classroom size.  That makes no "cents" and where does the money go?       This state is so effed!!!!!  
Morning...  
#4 | 1349 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 It snowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      



happy dance.  
F**k it...  
#5 | 1349 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 It snowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      



happy dance.  
Level 1 means roads are hazardous with blowing and drifting snow, roads are icy and drivers are warned to be cautious.

 

Level 2 means roads are hazardous, only those who feel it is necessary to drive should do so, and drivers are encouraged to call their employers to verify that they need to report to work.

 

Level 3 means all roadways are closed to non-emergency personnel. No one should be out during these conditions unless it is absolutely necessary. Those traveling on the roadways may subject themselves to arrest. 


I think I was a level three last night subject to arrest just saying! 
Vodka...  
#6 | 1349 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

blondie45044 wrote:
Level 1 means roads are hazardous with blowing and drifting snow, roads are icy and drivers are warned to be cautious.

 

Level 2 means roads are hazardous, only those who feel it is necessary to drive should do so, and drivers are encouraged to call their employers to verify that they need to report to work.

 

Level 3 means all roadways are closed to non-emergency personnel. No one should be out during these conditions unless it is absolutely necessary. Those traveling on the roadways may subject themselves to arrest. 


I think I was a level three last night subject to arrest just saying! 
 Hey!   I live in S.W. MO. where they consider if you can count the snow flakes as snowing. No I mean it snowed!!!!!   At least 5 inches I know that's not much to those of us thats from the north, but I am happy. 






happy dance. 
F**k it...  
#7 | 1349 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)
Check this sh!t out.  So its like 10 Pm last night and I go into the bathroom and I get this faint wiff of nail polish?   Unfortuanlty, there has not been a girl in my bathroom in the last few weeks so I dont get it.  Then I go back in there an hour later and the smell is stronger. I start looking in cabinets and start smelling around the sink like a go dang blood hound. I cant find the source so I say "f*ck it" and go to bed. I wake up at 1 am and can hardly breath, the nail polish smell is soo strong that my eyes are almost watering. The source is coming from my bathroom only, but its out of control now. I dont know what to do, I look on line to see if I can find someone that might know what it is. 5-6 people say its probably a meth lab somewhere.  Oh greeeeeat.  I was contimplating calling the fire department, but if it turns out that my old ass upstairs neighbor just spilled some nail polish remover, ima feel pretty silly.  I ended up sleeping in the living room.
#8 | 1349 days ago

 MOrning.

I want to hear the horn tonight.
I want to feel that winning feeling.
I want to not want to kick someone in the "Love Parts".
I want to stand up and fist pump with all my other brothers and sisters.

F**k it...  
#9 | 1349 days ago

Tell me why
(Ain't nothin' but a heartache)
Tell me why
(Ain't nothin' but a mistake)
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

There, I've just infected all of your heads for the rest of the day like some sort of super villain. Muahahahahaha! The Q deserves a better class of horse's backside and I'm going to give it to 'em.
Beaneaters...  
#10 | 1349 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Check this sh!t out.  So its like 10 Pm last night and I go into the bathroom and I get this faint wiff of nail polish?   Unfortuanlty, there has not been a girl in my bathroom in the last few weeks so I dont get it.  Then I go back in there an hour later and the smell is stronger. I start looking in cabinets and start smelling around the sink like a go dang blood hound. I cant find the source so I say "f*ck it" and go to bed. I wake up at 1 am and can hardly breath, the nail polish smell is soo strong that my eyes are almost watering. The source is coming from my bathroom only, but its out of control now. I dont know what to do, I look on line to see if I can find someone that might know what it is. 5-6 people say its probably a meth lab somewhere.  Oh greeeeeat.  I was contimplating calling the fire department, but if it turns out that my old ass upstairs neighbor just spilled some nail polish remover, ima feel pretty silly.  I ended up sleeping in the living room.
Rogs, are you breaking bad? lmao
Beaneaters...  
#11 | 1349 days ago

It is colder out today then yesterday..... I don't think its above zero.  Tonight -25 without the wind, it is windy out there..... F*uck Beans!!

High tomorrow of -6.  Yeah for me.   

Making Cheesy Chicken Wild Rice Soup today, Homemade Biscuits and Chocolate Chip Cookies. Yep, good day for it...
Beaneaters...  
#12 | 1349 days ago
John_Daly (+)

blondie45044 wrote:
Morning ugh snow is flying and I stopped at the bar yesterday yes me! 

I am pretty sure that my phone was drunk dialing last night! Not me of course.

Picture perfect memories, scattered all around the floor
Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time
Whos t*ts are those?
#13 | 1349 days ago

Sweet!!!!! I reached 2112 respects today!!!  Thanks everyone,   NOW,  for your musical pleasure I present you-- RUSH 2112     Part 1 in its entirety    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itqSqKA8jLEsent:



Cuddles, it might be a little loud for you, turn it down.
Morning...  
#14 | 1349 days ago

Good morning, 
La di da...  
#15 | 1349 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
So last night  I have an early hockey game (7:20) and sure enough, as 5pm approaches, the snow comes in and the temperature drops 20 degrees.  So I head straight to the rink, and normal 45 minute drive through rush hour turns into an hour and 45 minute drive... The last 40 of which I had to race like a p*ss horse.  But I was a post away from netting a hat trick, so that and pints and pies after the game made up for it.
Avs - Predators tonight at The Can.  Again, a team the Avs never play well against.  Hopefully Chris Stewart has shaken the rust off and finally gets on the score sheet.
SO someone I know who shall remain nameless was totally gay about Idol starting last night.  Am I missing something here? Granted, 6 or 7 years ago I used to watch the preliminary sh*t with all the hacks whose parents told them for years they were great singers only to find out in the real world they sing like me.  Now everything is rehearsed and staged and people are just trying to get on TV.. I guess it's easier then trying to get 20 million rubes to watch your youtube video.  Plus I read that since the only decent thing about the show Simon is gone, they are turning the angle of the show into more towards, I believe the words were, "nurturing aspiring careers".. Ugh.. If that doesn't give you douche chills.  Oh, and Jennifer Lopez? Seriously?  I like how Fox pulled the ESPN approach of let's pull a mediocre talent to be an expert and/or judge.. Jennifer Lopez as an actress or singer IS the equivalent of Matt Millen or Eric Mangini.. For some reason, nobody knows why for sure, but these people kept getting work.  Only in America
Go Steelers, and Go Packers
F**k it...  
#16 | 1349 days ago

 And I want a Cinnamon Wetzel Pretzel tonight.
F**k it...  
#17 | 1349 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
So last night  I have an early hockey game (7:20) and sure enough, as 5pm approaches, the snow comes in and the temperature drops 20 degrees.  So I head straight to the rink, and normal 45 minute drive through rush hour turns into an hour and 45 minute drive... The last 40 of which I had to race like a p*ss horse.  But I was a post away from netting a hat trick, so that and pints and pies after the game made up for it.
Avs - Predators tonight at The Can.  Again, a team the Avs never play well against.  Hopefully Chris Stewart has shaken the rust off and finally gets on the score sheet.
SO someone I know who shall remain nameless was totally gay about Idol starting last night.  Am I missing something here? Granted, 6 or 7 years ago I used to watch the preliminary sh*t with all the hacks whose parents told them for years they were great singers only to find out in the real world they sing like me.  Now everything is rehearsed and staged and people are just trying to get on TV.. I guess it's easier then trying to get 20 million rubes to watch your youtube video.  Plus I read that since the only decent thing about the show Simon is gone, they are turning the angle of the show into more towards, I believe the words were, "nurturing aspiring careers".. Ugh.. If that doesn't give you douche chills.  Oh, and Jennifer Lopez? Seriously?  I like how Fox pulled the ESPN approach of let's pull a mediocre talent to be an expert and/or judge.. Jennifer Lopez as an actress or singer IS the equivalent of Matt Millen or Eric Mangini.. For some reason, nobody knows why for sure, but these people kept getting work.  Only in America
Go Steelers, and Go Packers
I knew I wasn't going to watch one second this year the moment they showed Lopez. My love for Steven Tyler almost sucked me in, but...her? i just couldn't.
F**k it...  
#18 | 1349 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)

i pretty much want to die right now. the sound of my keyboard keys sounds like dinosaurs stomping around in y head. i woke up at 9:30. just got to work. i mixed medias last night and found that it is very possible to f*ck up an xbox live reputation in one night. at first it was fun, kicking some ass and talking like a girl. oh yeah. i tried the headphones last night. but then the creeper uh...creeped in on me and i. was. goofy. i absolutely geeked out. jon finally has friends on his account. i mean i was screaming laughing which was making all the tough guys in there laugh too and thats when i'd strike. i think beyond 1am, my ratio was something like 3:872. what am i talking about? i need to get some suh-leep.

ts. ss. sss....it's double entendre song thursday
wasted time - kings of leon
It's your life
Don't you let em tell you when to bat your eyes
You're the only one who's gonna sacrifice
Makes no difference if you're right or wrong
Take that ride
But I want your little sister by your side
Maybe little later we can all collide
Do our livin' like a rollin' stone
Time on me is wasted time
Time on me is wasted time
Time on me is wasted time
Time on me is wasted

Chorus:
Innocent smile
Runnin' free
Baby's gonna give it like it used to be

Show your face
Livin' in the shadows like you got no name
Enough to make a little girly go insane
Be my guest to let it out tonight
It's ok
I know all about the little games you play
Shakin' your apple right in my face
Only when you know that I'm beggin' fort a bite
Time on me is wasted time
Time on me is wasted time
Time on me is wasted time
Time on me is wasted

Repeat Chorus x2

So won't you show your face (show your face)
Your little apple shake (show your face)
I know the love you gave (show your face)
I know the love you take (show your face)

Repeat Chorus
Time on me is wasted time
Time on me is wasted time
Time on me is wasted time
Time on me is wasted

#19 | 1349 days ago

Random Thoughts

1.  Cleaning up projectile vomited spoiled milk at 430am is not the ideal way to wake up.  F*cking kids and their stupid bullsh*t sh*tty *ss immune systems. Im a nervous wreck when she's sick.  Its like i never know whats going to happen next...all the coughing and the puking and the sh*tting.  Plus she's all pale and sh*t...so i look at her and think...f*ck you look dead.  Are you a zombie?  Then I think headshot..but not really cause its just the flu.  So then i think...what would i do if i were a flu-zombie?  Five Advils, a shot, and sleep it off?  No..f*ck..she's only a kid, i cant give her five advils.  I would take ANYTHING over a sick kid.  Seriously...herpes or a sick kid?  I say bring on the Valtrex.

2.  Oh and its snowing too.  Great.  Sick kid AND i have to dodge the bread hunters.   LOOK, FATTY, SNOW MELTS... YOU DONT NEED ALL THAT BREAD, *SSF*CK!!  

3.  I had a dream last night...before my vomit alarm woke me up...that i was spider man.  It ROCKED.  Also had a dream about being in high school and not being able to find the right book for class.  Kinda **y...but a close friend of mine that died right after graduation was in it.  Hadnt thought about him in years.  Kinda cool.

4.  The chic from Sorcerer's Apprentice is SMOKING.  Is it wrong to get a semi while watching a kids movie?  It also happens when i watch The Little Mermaid.

5.  Please broken jesus in your napkin...make the Steelers lose.  Seriously...cause if Rapelisberger wins his third superbowl people are gonna start putting his name in with the greats.  And frankly...any guy who has been investigated for multiple rapes shouldnt even be playing.  Honestly id rather see Brady win his fourth...and that comment made me shart my pants a little.

6.  Which reminds me....Gold Bond'ing your junk is an odd feeling.  Its borderline painful.  Its burny and tingly...and just when you think youre gonna have to go wash that sh*t off...it starts to cool off.  Then the rest of the day when you go pee you get a whiff of menthol.  Ahhhh....my junk smells just like Spearmint.
F**k it...  
#20 | 1349 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Whos t*ts are those?
They are pinky's from the lake, we have a lot of fun boating. I will tell her you asked, although I am sure she will say who the hell is Rogs?
Vodka...  
#21 | 1349 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Check this sh!t out.  So its like 10 Pm last night and I go into the bathroom and I get this faint wiff of nail polish?   Unfortuanlty, there has not been a girl in my bathroom in the last few weeks so I dont get it.  Then I go back in there an hour later and the smell is stronger. I start looking in cabinets and start smelling around the sink like a go dang blood hound. I cant find the source so I say "f*ck it" and go to bed. I wake up at 1 am and can hardly breath, the nail polish smell is soo strong that my eyes are almost watering. The source is coming from my bathroom only, but its out of control now. I dont know what to do, I look on line to see if I can find someone that might know what it is. 5-6 people say its probably a meth lab somewhere.  Oh greeeeeat.  I was contimplating calling the fire department, but if it turns out that my old ass upstairs neighbor just spilled some nail polish remover, ima feel pretty silly.  I ended up sleeping in the living room.
Your not supposed to smell anything like nailpolish or whitener or petrol because 1000 of brain cells die the minute your smelling that. Your safe. Ever thought about "what the hell" is always the right answer?
Vodka...  
#22 | 1349 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Check this sh!t out.  So its like 10 Pm last night and I go into the bathroom and I get this faint wiff of nail polish?   Unfortuanlty, there has not been a girl in my bathroom in the last few weeks so I dont get it.  Then I go back in there an hour later and the smell is stronger. I start looking in cabinets and start smelling around the sink like a go dang blood hound. I cant find the source so I say "f*ck it" and go to bed. I wake up at 1 am and can hardly breath, the nail polish smell is soo strong that my eyes are almost watering. The source is coming from my bathroom only, but its out of control now. I dont know what to do, I look on line to see if I can find someone that might know what it is. 5-6 people say its probably a meth lab somewhere.  Oh greeeeeat.  I was contimplating calling the fire department, but if it turns out that my old ass upstairs neighbor just spilled some nail polish remover, ima feel pretty silly.  I ended up sleeping in the living room.
maybe it's a ghost.
F**k it...  
#23 | 1349 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts

1.  Cleaning up projectile vomited spoiled milk at 430am is not the ideal way to wake up.  F*cking kids and their stupid bullsh*t sh*tty *ss immune systems. Im a nervous wreck when she's sick.  Its like i never know whats going to happen next...all the coughing and the puking and the sh*tting.  Plus she's all pale and sh*t...so i look at her and think...f*ck you look dead.  Are you a zombie?  Then I think headshot..but not really cause its just the flu.  So then i think...what would i do if i were a flu-zombie?  Five Advils, a shot, and sleep it off?  No..f*ck..she's only a kid, i cant give her five advils.  I would take ANYTHING over a sick kid.  Seriously...herpes or a sick kid?  I say bring on the Valtrex.

2.  Oh and its snowing too.  Great.  Sick kid AND i have to dodge the bread hunters.   LOOK, FATTY, SNOW MELTS... YOU DONT NEED ALL THAT BREAD, *SSF*CK!!  

3.  I had a dream last night...before my vomit alarm woke me up...that i was spider man.  It ROCKED.  Also had a dream about being in high school and not being able to find the right book for class.  Kinda **y...but a close friend of mine that died right after graduation was in it.  Hadnt thought about him in years.  Kinda cool.

4.  The chic from Sorcerer's Apprentice is SMOKING.  Is it wrong to get a semi while watching a kids movie?  It also happens when i watch The Little Mermaid.

5.  Please broken jesus in your napkin...make the Steelers lose.  Seriously...cause if Rapelisberger wins his third superbowl people are gonna start putting his name in with the greats.  And frankly...any guy who has been investigated for multiple rapes shouldnt even be playing.  Honestly id rather see Brady win his fourth...and that comment made me shart my pants a little.

6.  Which reminds me....Gold Bond'ing your junk is an odd feeling.  Its borderline painful.  Its burny and tingly...and just when you think youre gonna have to go wash that sh*t off...it starts to cool off.  Then the rest of the day when you go pee you get a whiff of menthol.  Ahhhh....my junk smells just like Spearmint.
#6 you may want to get those open sores looked at.  Gold bond is like having those maidens from the irish spring commercials performing maintenance all day.. It's glorious
F**k it...  
#24 | 1349 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts

1.  Cleaning up projectile vomited spoiled milk at 430am is not the ideal way to wake up.  F*cking kids and their stupid bullsh*t sh*tty *ss immune systems. Im a nervous wreck when she's sick.  Its like i never know whats going to happen next...all the coughing and the puking and the sh*tting.  Plus she's all pale and sh*t...so i look at her and think...f*ck you look dead.  Are you a zombie?  Then I think headshot..but not really cause its just the flu.  So then i think...what would i do if i were a flu-zombie?  Five Advils, a shot, and sleep it off?  No..f*ck..she's only a kid, i cant give her five advils.  I would take ANYTHING over a sick kid.  Seriously...herpes or a sick kid?  I say bring on the Valtrex.

2.  Oh and its snowing too.  Great.  Sick kid AND i have to dodge the bread hunters.   LOOK, FATTY, SNOW MELTS... YOU DONT NEED ALL THAT BREAD, *SSF*CK!!  

3.  I had a dream last night...before my vomit alarm woke me up...that i was spider man.  It ROCKED.  Also had a dream about being in high school and not being able to find the right book for class.  Kinda **y...but a close friend of mine that died right after graduation was in it.  Hadnt thought about him in years.  Kinda cool.

4.  The chic from Sorcerer's Apprentice is SMOKING.  Is it wrong to get a semi while watching a kids movie?  It also happens when i watch The Little Mermaid.

5.  Please broken jesus in your napkin...make the Steelers lose.  Seriously...cause if Rapelisberger wins his third superbowl people are gonna start putting his name in with the greats.  And frankly...any guy who has been investigated for multiple rapes shouldnt even be playing.  Honestly id rather see Brady win his fourth...and that comment made me shart my pants a little.

6.  Which reminds me....Gold Bond'ing your junk is an odd feeling.  Its borderline painful.  Its burny and tingly...and just when you think youre gonna have to go wash that sh*t off...it starts to cool off.  Then the rest of the day when you go pee you get a whiff of menthol.  Ahhhh....my junk smells just like Spearmint.
I wonder if smelly fourth grade teacher lady could use Gold Bond? I'm buying some and shoving it in her cubby with a "nice" note.
F**k it...  
#25 | 1349 days ago

I didn't see the video, but I heard about it on the radio this morning.  And even better, when she goes to take her phone in for repair, they're gonna say water damage is not covered.  When she starts in on how the phone has never been near water, they're just gonna pull up the video and laugh in her face.
La di da...  
#26 | 1349 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I wonder if smelly fourth grade teacher lady could use Gold Bond? I'm buying some and shoving it in her cubby with a "nice" note.

uhh..what does smelly teacher smell like?

F**k it...  
#27 | 1349 days ago

Good morning Everybodee!

Picked my daughter up from home yesterday afternoon to drop her off at the gym.  (My wife goes to one, and since my daughter recently turned 13, she can now go to the gym with her, so we signed her up)  It's my daughter's first visit, and she needs to be with my wife when she goes, due to her age...she can go by herself when she's 15.

My wife calls me from work, her car won't start.  So I head straight there, and help her start, using the jumper cables.  She then goes to the gym with my daughter.  I get a call later, the car won't start again, so I help her there as well.

This morning, the car still will not start (not sure if it is the battery or worse, like the alternator, will check later today.)  So I drive her to work, after dropping the kids off at school.  We get to her office, and she realizes that she forgot her work keys on the dashboard of her van.   So, I take her back home, and then back to work, before heading to my office, getting stuck in traffic that I usually don't see.   Going to be a lovely day, I just know it.
La di da...  
#28 | 1349 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

uhh..what does smelly teacher smell like?

like a dirty dish rag, like something crawled up and died in her........ugh.....I just upchucked thinking about it.
F**k it...  
#29 | 1349 days ago

Urw.

(apparently that's you're welcome in my mom's text language)
F**k it...  
#30 | 1349 days ago

In just over 72 hours, the Bears and the Packers renew the oldest and best rivalry in the NFL.  Legends of the past like Butkus, Nitschke, Sweetness, and Starr will no doubt be looking on/down at the biggest game in Soldier Field history.  George Halas and Vince Lombardi will be going at it up above just like the olden days at Wrigley and Lambeau.  The bitterness and respect will be at full throttle. It will be cold, snowy, and windy - weather God intended football to be played in.  It will be a hard hitting, smash mouth game typical of NFC Norris division foes.  In layman's terms, it's gonna be a blood bath!

Ladies and gentlemen, in just over 72 hours, my beloved Bears will be playing for a chance at the Super Bowl.  And in just over 71 hours, I'll be puking from the nerves.  Pathetic, I know, but that's how I roll.

Bear Down!
#31 | 1349 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
It's almost 1 pm and the only thing I've eaten was an apple the size of a cherrie, straightening my hair early in the mornings is killing me! I had to decide between hair or breakfast today, hair won, so I'm sleepy, tired, those brats at school were pretty noisy today (To be in front of 29 teenagers without drinking any coffee was a real challenge), so after typing this, I'll get me some coffee and see what else I can eat. Have a wonderful day, Friday is coming!!! XOXOXO
#32 | 1349 days ago

#33 | 1349 days ago

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/fountain-lady-nobody-went-to-my-aid-23909987

Apparently, the fountain lady is pondering a lawsuit, claiming nobody came to her aid, to see if she was alright., along with the humiliation of this going viral in the public.   (I think a family member recognized her, but I don't think very many others do...Well, now they do, they can see her appearance on TV and know immediately.)
La di da...  
#34 | 1349 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts

1.  Cleaning up projectile vomited spoiled milk at 430am is not the ideal way to wake up.  F*cking kids and their stupid bullsh*t sh*tty *ss immune systems. Im a nervous wreck when she's sick.  Its like i never know whats going to happen next...all the coughing and the puking and the sh*tting.  Plus she's all pale and sh*t...so i look at her and think...f*ck you look dead.  Are you a zombie?  Then I think headshot..but not really cause its just the flu.  So then i think...what would i do if i were a flu-zombie?  Five Advils, a shot, and sleep it off?  No..f*ck..she's only a kid, i cant give her five advils.  I would take ANYTHING over a sick kid.  Seriously...herpes or a sick kid?  I say bring on the Valtrex.

2.  Oh and its snowing too.  Great.  Sick kid AND i have to dodge the bread hunters.   LOOK, FATTY, SNOW MELTS... YOU DONT NEED ALL THAT BREAD, *SSF*CK!!  

3.  I had a dream last night...before my vomit alarm woke me up...that i was spider man.  It ROCKED.  Also had a dream about being in high school and not being able to find the right book for class.  Kinda **y...but a close friend of mine that died right after graduation was in it.  Hadnt thought about him in years.  Kinda cool.

4.  The chic from Sorcerer's Apprentice is SMOKING.  Is it wrong to get a semi while watching a kids movie?  It also happens when i watch The Little Mermaid.

5.  Please broken jesus in your napkin...make the Steelers lose.  Seriously...cause if Rapelisberger wins his third superbowl people are gonna start putting his name in with the greats.  And frankly...any guy who has been investigated for multiple rapes shouldnt even be playing.  Honestly id rather see Brady win his fourth...and that comment made me shart my pants a little.

6.  Which reminds me....Gold Bond'ing your junk is an odd feeling.  Its borderline painful.  Its burny and tingly...and just when you think youre gonna have to go wash that sh*t off...it starts to cool off.  Then the rest of the day when you go pee you get a whiff of menthol.  Ahhhh....my junk smells just like Spearmint.
#4 - As long as the kids aren't on your lap at the time, you're ok
F**k it...  
#35 | 1349 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts

1.  Cleaning up projectile vomited spoiled milk at 430am is not the ideal way to wake up.  F*cking kids and their stupid bullsh*t sh*tty *ss immune systems. Im a nervous wreck when she's sick.  Its like i never know whats going to happen next...all the coughing and the puking and the sh*tting.  Plus she's all pale and sh*t...so i look at her and think...f*ck you look dead.  Are you a zombie?  Then I think headshot..but not really cause its just the flu.  So then i think...what would i do if i were a flu-zombie?  Five Advils, a shot, and sleep it off?  No..f*ck..she's only a kid, i cant give her five advils.  I would take ANYTHING over a sick kid.  Seriously...herpes or a sick kid?  I say bring on the Valtrex.

2.  Oh and its snowing too.  Great.  Sick kid AND i have to dodge the bread hunters.   LOOK, FATTY, SNOW MELTS... YOU DONT NEED ALL THAT BREAD, *SSF*CK!!  

3.  I had a dream last night...before my vomit alarm woke me up...that i was spider man.  It ROCKED.  Also had a dream about being in high school and not being able to find the right book for class.  Kinda **y...but a close friend of mine that died right after graduation was in it.  Hadnt thought about him in years.  Kinda cool.

4.  The chic from Sorcerer's Apprentice is SMOKING.  Is it wrong to get a semi while watching a kids movie?  It also happens when i watch The Little Mermaid.

5.  Please broken jesus in your napkin...make the Steelers lose.  Seriously...cause if Rapelisberger wins his third superbowl people are gonna start putting his name in with the greats.  And frankly...any guy who has been investigated for multiple rapes shouldnt even be playing.  Honestly id rather see Brady win his fourth...and that comment made me shart my pants a little.

6.  Which reminds me....Gold Bond'ing your junk is an odd feeling.  Its borderline painful.  Its burny and tingly...and just when you think youre gonna have to go wash that sh*t off...it starts to cool off.  Then the rest of the day when you go pee you get a whiff of menthol.  Ahhhh....my junk smells just like Spearmint.
#3 - Was it actually you with Spiderman's powers or were you Tobey Maguire?
F**k it...  
#36 | 1349 days ago

Afternoon, Q'ers
I HATE COMPUTERS!! (Well...when they don't work like they're SUPPOSED to).  Recently switched to a Web-based practice management/charting program....it's FREE, and will keep records, email appointment reminders, etc...anyway....at my satellite office, I have a 10 year old Dell that was working well on hi speed connection until I tried to install a router....so....had to DIAL UP to do my notes yesterday!  ARGH!! Now, office printer in main office won't print...gotta debug that!  The more simple things are made, the more complicated life becomes!
Afternoon...  
#37 | 1349 days ago

Afternoon Q'rs,
Contrary to popular beliefs/rumor/innuendos...I am not at home drinking myself into a stupor.....I am heavily medicated tyvm....
I'm bored waiting to see if my dr will release me to go back to work...ugh....home by yourself is boring.....i did start a fire since it's frikkin freezing trying to snow here....blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....i got nothing....hangs head and sighs

Hope everyone else is having a great day....Peace
F**k it...  
#38 | 1349 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
maybe it's a ghost.
Speaking of ghosts....I think Pepito is back .

Hola Gente!!

Been a lil busy this morning. I hate work!! Hopefully time will go by fast...but I doubt it. I did have this crazy, scary alien dream last night. It was to scary to even discuss.

Ash~Missed ya last night in Sparta. Hope you are feeling okay?
F**k it...  
#39 | 1349 days ago

 Is it Sunday yet? Seriously this is the longest week ever.  Also, if I make it online Sunday night I apologize for anything I do or say.  Regardless of the outcome of the game, I'll be in a state where I don't remember anything.

Also, way late to this, but Cee-Lo is awesome. Really awesome. Really f***ing awesome.

Congrats to House Republicans for their incredibly effective grandstanding yesterday.  More importantly, thank you for the easy campaign angle in 2012. Idiots.

Bill Simmons's column on the All-Star Game has me kind of excited for it.  The NBA's All-Star Game is the only one worth watching anyway, the with the way the league is stacked with talent right now makes it that much better.


#40 | 1349 days ago

Whatup?
     It's been a while, but the rumors of my demise are highly exaggerated. Work is crazy.  Still sucks. But crazy.  Quick question. How in the Hell do you fall in a Mall Fountain because you were walking and texting and you get to sue because someone posted video footage of your stupidity on "You Tube"? If any thing you should use the tapes to springboard your career on "What not to do"...Nothing else has caught my intrests today. Man, a Margarita would taste sooo good right now...
#41 | 1349 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
Morning ugh snow is flying and I stopped at the bar yesterday yes me! 

I am pretty sure that my phone was drunk dialing last night! Not me of course.

Picture perfect memories, scattered all around the floor
Reaching for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now

I guess that sounds better than...It's 1:15, I'm trashed and I need a booty call!
F**k it...  
#42 | 1349 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now

I guess that sounds better than...It's 1:15, I'm trashed and I need a booty call!
I kinda like it both ways.
F**k it...  
#43 | 1349 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I kinda like it both ways.
 Thats what she said?
#44 | 1349 days ago

i am so beat, i actually fell asleep while someone standing two feet from me, was talking to me. i can't think of a more truthful way to express to someone that their story/problem interests me not.
#45 | 1349 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
kobe_lova wrote:
I knew I wasn't going to watch one second this year the moment they showed Lopez. My love for Steven Tyler almost sucked me in, but...her? i just couldn't.
Good day bitches.

I hate J.Lo, but I had to watch.  She's annoying me because she's all "puppies and kittens and rainbows and ponies!" like Paula used to be, only with less booze and lazy eye action.  I was kinda hoping she'd bring a little more c-raggishness and a lot less "I HATE saying no, I'm no good at it!".  Yeah, we know, Satan.  Hence your career.  

Steven Tyler, who I love, is creeping me out.  He's like pedo-judge kinda creepy.  I think if he was more rock-star like, say, Keith Richards (all drunk and drugged up, dirty, smoking a cigarette at the panel, talking about ODing on the tour bus and how he f*cked Janis Joplin in an outhouse in Tulsa once), I'd be happier.  

But as it is, they took away most of the degradation and mocking, and replaced it with 50,000 watts of pure sunshine blown up our asses for 2 hours.  I'm annoyed and I hate it and it sucks.

I'm tuning in tonight, of course.  But still.  
La di da...  
#46 | 1349 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I kinda like it both ways.
I would more than likely say it the second way.
F**k it...  
#47 | 1349 days ago

Had some wine last night. Not bad, but it had sort of an oaky afterbirth
F**k it...  
#48 | 1349 days ago

headed below zero for tonite. gotta bring in the brass monkey for sure. 
F**k it...  
#49 | 1349 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i am so beat, i actually fell asleep while someone standing two feet from me, was talking to me. i can't think of a more truthful way to express to someone that their story/problem interests me not.
You mean I'm not the only one you do that to?
Shangri La...  
#50 | 1349 days ago

Fun with Math. 

My daughter, 9, is doing her math homework at the table and asks me for help on a problem.  She's usually a pretty smart kid, but sometimes I think she likes to get a little creative. 

Apparently, Izzy bought 4 bags of apples at the store. Her mom gave her 8 apples. Now Izzy has 36 apples. How many apples were in each bag?

Me: Ok - so in order to know how many are in each of the bags she bought, first we want to find out how many apples, total, that Izzy got at the store, right?

Kiernan: Yep

Me: So to do that, we know that she now has a total of 36 apples, after her mom gave her 8 apples. How many apples did she have before mom gave her 8?

Kiernan: hmmmmm.....24?

Me: OK (hoping to work backwards here so I can help her correct her mistake wherever she got confused) - How did you come up with that answer?

Kiernan: One of the bags was empty.

Me Way to think outside the box, but no.
Vodka...  
#51 | 1349 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day bitches.

I hate J.Lo, but I had to watch.  She's annoying me because she's all "puppies and kittens and rainbows and ponies!" like Paula used to be, only with less booze and lazy eye action.  I was kinda hoping she'd bring a little more c-raggishness and a lot less "I HATE saying no, I'm no good at it!".  Yeah, we know, Satan.  Hence your career.  

Steven Tyler, who I love, is creeping me out.  He's like pedo-judge kinda creepy.  I think if he was more rock-star like, say, Keith Richards (all drunk and drugged up, dirty, smoking a cigarette at the panel, talking about ODing on the tour bus and how he f*cked Janis Joplin in an outhouse in Tulsa once), I'd be happier.  

But as it is, they took away most of the degradation and mocking, and replaced it with 50,000 watts of pure sunshine blown up our asses for 2 hours.  I'm annoyed and I hate it and it sucks.

I'm tuning in tonight, of course.  But still.  
Reason #27, I will not be watching ever again!
F**k it...  
#52 | 1349 days ago

Jess wrote:
Fun with Math. 

My daughter, 9, is doing her math homework at the table and asks me for help on a problem.  She's usually a pretty smart kid, but sometimes I think she likes to get a little creative. 

Apparently, Izzy bought 4 bags of apples at the store. Her mom gave her 8 apples. Now Izzy has 36 apples. How many apples were in each bag?

Me: Ok - so in order to know how many are in each of the bags she bought, first we want to find out how many apples, total, that Izzy got at the store, right?

Kiernan: Yep

Me: So to do that, we know that she now has a total of 36 apples, after her mom gave her 8 apples. How many apples did she have before mom gave her 8?

Kiernan: hmmmmm.....24?

Me: OK (hoping to work backwards here so I can help her correct her mistake wherever she got confused) - How did you come up with that answer?

Kiernan: One of the bags was empty.

Me Way to think outside the box, but no.
Oooh, oooh, (raising my hand very high)  I know this one...

Bag # 1 had 6 apples

Bag # 2 had 9 apples

Bag # 3 had 7 apples

Bag # 4 had 3 apples

Izzy also had 3 apples at home, and only went to the store, 'cuz he knew he was going to run out of apples, and there was this big snow storm approaching, and, and, he, uh, didn't want to be snowed in with out his favorite snack.
La di da...  
#53 | 1349 days ago

GOOD NIGTH, Q.
TODAY MMMMMMMMMMM ,AH   I CUT MY HAIR, I EAT POTATOES AND EGGS FRIED AT NOON, I INSULT THE PEOPLE OUT OF MY HOUSE , WORKING AT SIESTA WHITH THIS   AND TAKE MY SIESTA BEFORE SAY OUT THIS PEOPLE.-
I SEE SOME Q USE THE SPANISH , WELL AQUI VA
CON CIEN CAÑONES POR BANDA
VIENTO EN POPA A TODA VELA
VA EL PIRATA CANTANDO
LA LUNA EN EL MAR RIELA
SE SIENTE EL MOVIEMIENTO
Y EL PIRATA VA CANTANDO
NAVEGA VELERO MIO ,
QUE NO HAY VIENTO NI BONANZA
QUE NADIE NOS ALCANZA
CIEN SAQUEOS HEMOS HECHO
A DESPECHO DEL INGLES
Y HAN RENDIDO SUS PENDONES
CIEN NACIONES A MIS PIES
ENJOY AMIGOS







Afternoon...  
#54 | 1349 days ago

Hola Qlanders

Open Little League Board meeting tonight. I despise these, they are nothing but a bunch of whinny a** parents bi**ching about how their kid didn't play enough last year. I just want to look at them and say "well if your 8 year old wasn't laying down in the damn infield digging for dinosaur bones and actually wanted to learn the game maybe they would". Yes a kid actually told me this last season! I don't understand why these stupid grown people keep signing their kids up. But them a f**king sand box and let them dig away, KEEP THEM OFF MY DIAMONDS!!

alright I'm off to upset parents.
I love my job.
F**k it...  
#55 | 1349 days ago

I just watched the series premiere of Being Human (america) and it was okay. (pretty sure Jason would hate/does hate it.) It has a watered down version of True Blood/Sci-Fi Three's Company sorta thing going on. 3 tortured souls sharing a house. 2 more episodes to impress. Doomsday from Smallville is still pretty hot though.
F**k it...  
#56 | 1349 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I just watched the series premiere of Being Human (america) and it was okay. (pretty sure Jason would hate/does hate it.) It has a watered down version of True Blood/Sci-Fi Three's Company sorta thing going on. 3 tortured souls sharing a house. 2 more episodes to impress. Doomsday from Smallville is still pretty hot though.
How could you watch anything that can be described as a True Blood Three's Company?  Who's idea was that?  Did someone watch Three's Company and say..."Holy sh*t..this isn't quite **y enough..lets add emo-douche-vampires!"   Or maybe someone watched True Blood and thought..."Not enough stereotypes...lets add a dumb blond...a butch brunette...and an ambiguously **y roommate!"
F**k it...  
#57 | 1349 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
How could you watch anything that can be described as a True Blood Three's Company?  Who's idea was that?  Did someone watch Three's Company and say..."Holy sh*t..this isn't quite **y enough..lets add emo-douche-vampires!"   Or maybe someone watched True Blood and thought..."Not enough stereotypes...lets add a dumb blond...a butch brunette...and an ambiguously **y roommate!"

well that's not how THEY described it. It's a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost...and apparently popular on BBC. idk.
 

 I hate that it occurred to me that you'd hate it as I was watching it. you suck.. it's not THAT **y either.

F**k it...  
#58 | 1349 days ago

 My neck hurts, but I'm still going to watch grown men battle on the ice. I better be happy when it's all over. 
F**k it...  
#59 | 1349 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 My neck hurts, but I'm still going to watch grown men battle on the ice. I better be happy when it's all over. 
Go Kings!
F**k it...  
#60 | 1349 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Go Kings!
 
F**k it...  
#61 | 1349 days ago

Oops.  Went all day without mentioning SDSU shot down Air Force (68-55), to go to 20-0.

Go Aztecs!!
La di da...  
#62 | 1348 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts

1.  Cleaning up projectile vomited spoiled milk at 430am is not the ideal way to wake up.  F*cking kids and their stupid bullsh*t sh*tty *ss immune systems. Im a nervous wreck when she's sick.  Its like i never know whats going to happen next...all the coughing and the puking and the sh*tting.  Plus she's all pale and sh*t...so i look at her and think...f*ck you look dead.  Are you a zombie?  Then I think headshot..but not really cause its just the flu.  So then i think...what would i do if i were a flu-zombie?  Five Advils, a shot, and sleep it off?  No..f*ck..she's only a kid, i cant give her five advils.  I would take ANYTHING over a sick kid.  Seriously...herpes or a sick kid?  I say bring on the Valtrex.

2.  Oh and its snowing too.  Great.  Sick kid AND i have to dodge the bread hunters.   LOOK, FATTY, SNOW MELTS... YOU DONT NEED ALL THAT BREAD, *SSF*CK!!  

3.  I had a dream last night...before my vomit alarm woke me up...that i was spider man.  It ROCKED.  Also had a dream about being in high school and not being able to find the right book for class.  Kinda **y...but a close friend of mine that died right after graduation was in it.  Hadnt thought about him in years.  Kinda cool.

4.  The chic from Sorcerer's Apprentice is SMOKING.  Is it wrong to get a semi while watching a kids movie?  It also happens when i watch The Little Mermaid.

5.  Please broken jesus in your napkin...make the Steelers lose.  Seriously...cause if Rapelisberger wins his third superbowl people are gonna start putting his name in with the greats.  And frankly...any guy who has been investigated for multiple rapes shouldnt even be playing.  Honestly id rather see Brady win his fourth...and that comment made me shart my pants a little.

6.  Which reminds me....Gold Bond'ing your junk is an odd feeling.  Its borderline painful.  Its burny and tingly...and just when you think youre gonna have to go wash that sh*t off...it starts to cool off.  Then the rest of the day when you go pee you get a whiff of menthol.  Ahhhh....my junk smells just like Spearmint.
Actually broken Jesus in his napking is going to make Steelers win! Sorry, Jason  (And I haven't bought a new baby Jesus for my mom, I'm a terrible daughter)
#63 | 1348 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Actually broken Jesus in his napking is going to make Steelers win! Sorry, Jason  (And I haven't bought a new baby Jesus for my mom, I'm a terrible daughter)
VIOLET!??!!???!
1. Broken jesus in his napkin is NOT a steeler fan.  Broken jesus in his napkin is totally down for Rapelisberger having another motorcycle wreck.
2. Go buy your mom a new jesus.  Who lets their mom use a broken jesus?  Get her a jesus in a birchbark canoe.
F**k it...  
#64 | 1347 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
VIOLET!??!!???!
1. Broken jesus in his napkin is NOT a steeler fan.  Broken jesus in his napkin is totally down for Rapelisberger having another motorcycle wreck.
2. Go buy your mom a new jesus.  Who lets their mom use a broken jesus?  Get her a jesus in a birchbark canoe.
1. So you think that was an accident? Broken Baby Jesus in his napkin knows the best.
2. I promise I'll look for a new baby Jesus today
#65 | 1347 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
VIOLET!??!!???!
1. Broken jesus in his napkin is NOT a steeler fan.  Broken jesus in his napkin is totally down for Rapelisberger having another motorcycle wreck.
2. Go buy your mom a new jesus.  Who lets their mom use a broken jesus?  Get her a jesus in a birchbark canoe.


As for Ben Roethlisberger, his numbers are always in the top 8 of the league just like Brady's. Also Brady has been in the league 4 more years. As for a person, Ben is a douche.
F**k it...  
#66 | 1347 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
Joe_L wrote:


As for Ben Roethlisberger, his numbers are always in the top 8 of the league just like Brady's. Also Brady has been in the league 4 more years. As for a person, Ben is a douche.
You are 100% right. And that last part is just a shame
#67 | 1347 days ago

Joe_L wrote:


As for Ben Roethlisberger, his numbers are always in the top 8 of the league just like Brady's. Also Brady has been in the league 4 more years. As for a person, Ben is a douche.
Are you part of the Mafia?
F**k it...  
#68 | 1347 days ago

i feel like i have been trying to communicate with one of these all day



except this one in particular has fancy grafitti on it that say in my least favorite colors some leigh baitery and it is totally working. this f*cker has ruined my day, week and quite possibly my february.

#69 | 1347 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

i feel like i have been trying to communicate with one of these all day



except this one in particular has fancy grafitti on it that say in my least favorite colors some leigh baitery and it is totally working. this f*cker has ruined my day, week and quite possibly my february.

But I heart you.  There's some very small consolation.  

Whenever said, umm, "wall" starts f*cking with you, just f*ck with him/her/it back.  I find that following up everything that said "wall" says with "Yeah, that's what YOU say. " is particularly effective.
La di da...  
#70 | 1347 days ago

JyersSupertramp wrote:
Are you part of the Mafia?
if I told you I would have to...

you know the rest.

Steeler Mafia? no.
F**k it...  
#71 | 1346 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

i feel like i have been trying to communicate with one of these all day



except this one in particular has fancy grafitti on it that say in my least favorite colors some leigh baitery and it is totally working. this f*cker has ruined my day, week and quite possibly my february.

Don't let that stupid WALL ruin your February. February is National National Awareness Month Awareness Month!!

AND:

  • Black History Month (USA)
  • Canadian History Month
  • National Sweet Potato Month
  • National Boost-Your-Self-Esteem Month
  • National Canned Food Month
  • National Hot Breakfast Month
  • National Snack Food Month
  • Berry Fresh in the Sunshine State Month
  • National Dental Month
  • Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month
  • Chocolate Lover's Month
  • Bake for Family Fun Month
  • Great American Pies Month
  • North Carolina Sweet Potato Month
  • National Grapefruit Month
  • National Cherry Month
  • National Bird Feeding Month
  • National Pudding-Snack Month
  • American History Month
  • Creative Romance Month
  • Human Relations Month
  • AMD/Low Vision Awareness Month
  • American Heart Month
  • National Children’s Dental Health Month
  • National Wise Health Consumer Month
  • International Mother Language Day Month
  • Prenatal Infection Prevention Month
  • Native American Heritage Month
No way stupid WALL should get to ruin all of that goodness right there!
F**k it...  
#72 | 1346 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

i feel like i have been trying to communicate with one of these all day



except this one in particular has fancy grafitti on it that say in my least favorite colors some leigh baitery and it is totally working. this f*cker has ruined my day, week and quite possibly my february.

I am laughing. I wouldn't let parental infection month pass me by for any wall.
#73 | 1346 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Don't let that stupid WALL ruin your February. February is National National Awareness Month Awareness Month!!

AND:

  • Black History Month (USA)
  • Canadian History Month
  • National Sweet Potato Month
  • National Boost-Your-Self-Esteem Month
  • National Canned Food Month
  • National Hot Breakfast Month
  • National Snack Food Month
  • Berry Fresh in the Sunshine State Month
  • National Dental Month
  • Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month
  • Chocolate Lover's Month
  • Bake for Family Fun Month
  • Great American Pies Month
  • North Carolina Sweet Potato Month
  • National Grapefruit Month
  • National Cherry Month
  • National Bird Feeding Month
  • National Pudding-Snack Month
  • American History Month
  • Creative Romance Month
  • Human Relations Month
  • AMD/Low Vision Awareness Month
  • American Heart Month
  • National Children’s Dental Health Month
  • National Wise Health Consumer Month
  • International Mother Language Day Month
  • Prenatal Infection Prevention Month
  • Native American Heritage Month
No way stupid WALL should get to ruin all of that goodness right there!
February is National National Awareness Month Awareness Month!!

...and I think it's a month for people who work in the Department of Redundancy Department...
Afternoon...  
#74 | 1346 days ago

Hi Q'ers. Just popped in to say hello.  I'm working two jobs right now, at the Auto Parts store and the the Liquor Store.  It's tough, but mostly fun.  Some moron came into the Liquor Store on Thursday and told us that the highway to my community had been closed due to drifting.  I had myself and both kids in town - all of us working at our respective jobs.  We called the radio station and they said the road had been closed, but as far as they knew it was re-opened.  I decided that wasn't good enough and managed to find the number for the Road Maintenance company and called them.  I was told that there were two graders working the highway constantly and that it had never been closed.
We drove home after work on roads that were in the BEST condition they had been in in two weeks.  If I ever see that man again I will give him my opinion of his damn gossip.  I already phoned the radio station and suggested they get the road name right, and confirm the information with the road maintenance company BEFORE they make those kinds of statements.  It was the WORST DJ the station has, he can't say three words without a couple of "uh"s in the middle and I despise listening to him, and now I despise him even more. 
It has been above zero for two days now and some of the snow is melting.  We only have 3 feet on the ground.

Hope everyone has a great week.

#75 | 1345 days ago

Jess wrote:
Fun with Math. 

My daughter, 9, is doing her math homework at the table and asks me for help on a problem.  She's usually a pretty smart kid, but sometimes I think she likes to get a little creative. 

Apparently, Izzy bought 4 bags of apples at the store. Her mom gave her 8 apples. Now Izzy has 36 apples. How many apples were in each bag?

Me: Ok - so in order to know how many are in each of the bags she bought, first we want to find out how many apples, total, that Izzy got at the store, right?

Kiernan: Yep

Me: So to do that, we know that she now has a total of 36 apples, after her mom gave her 8 apples. How many apples did she have before mom gave her 8?

Kiernan: hmmmmm.....24?

Me: OK (hoping to work backwards here so I can help her correct her mistake wherever she got confused) - How did you come up with that answer?

Kiernan: One of the bags was empty.

Me Way to think outside the box, but no.
i m nt a fan of busketball.fan of cricket
Morning...  
#76 | 1345 days ago

 
La di da...  
#77 | 1345 days ago

Jess wrote:
Fun with Math. 

My daughter, 9, is doing her math homework at the table and asks me for help on a problem.  She's usually a pretty smart kid, but sometimes I think she likes to get a little creative. 

Apparently, Izzy bought 4 bags of apples at the store. Her mom gave her 8 apples. Now Izzy has 36 apples. How many apples were in each bag?

Me: Ok - so in order to know how many are in each of the bags she bought, first we want to find out how many apples, total, that Izzy got at the store, right?

Kiernan: Yep

Me: So to do that, we know that she now has a total of 36 apples, after her mom gave her 8 apples. How many apples did she have before mom gave her 8?

Kiernan: hmmmmm.....24?

Me: OK (hoping to work backwards here so I can help her correct her mistake wherever she got confused) - How did you come up with that answer?

Kiernan: One of the bags was empty.

Me Way to think outside the box, but no.
hi
#78 | 1345 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
I am laughing. I wouldn't let parental infection month pass me by for any wall.
LMAO! It's PRENATAL Infection month. (but i like yours better)
F**k it...  

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