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72.0831. Joke of the Day -- 01/24/11

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#2 | 1347 days ago

I'M A DIRTY, FOUL, LITTLE BOY.


A LITTLE BOY COMES DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST.  SINCE THEY LIVE ON A FARM, HIS MOTHER ASKS IF HE HAS DONE HIS CHORES.  "NOT YET. SAID THE LITTLE BOY.  HIS MOTHER TELLS HIM NO BREAKFAST UNTIL HE DOES HIS CHORES.
 
SO HE GOES TO FEED THE CHICKENS, BUT HE'S A LITTLE RESENTFUL, SO HE KICKS A CHICKEN.  HE FEEDS THE COWS, AND HE KICKS A COW.  HE FEEDS THE PIGS, AND HE KICKS A PIG.

HE GOES BACK IN THE HOUSE FOR HIS BREAKFAST AND HIS MOTHER GIVES HIM A BOWL OF DRY CEREAL.  "HOW COME I DON'T GET ANY EGGS AND BACON, AND WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY MILK IN MY CEREAL?"  HE ASKS.

"WELL," HIS MOTHER SAYS, "I SAW YOU KICK A CHICKEN, SO YOU DON'T GET ANY EGGS FOR A WEEK.  I SAW YOU KICK THE PIG, SO YOU DON'T GET ANY BACON FOR THE WEEK EITHER.  I SAW YOU KICK THE COW, SO FOR A WEEK YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY MILK.

JUST THEN, THE BOY'S FATHER COMES DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND KICKS THE CAT HALF WAY ACROSS THE KITCHEN.

THEN THE LITTLE BOY LOOKS UP AT HIS MOTHER WITH A WICKED SMILE AND SAYS, "YOU GONNA TELL HIM, OR SHOULD I?" 
 
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#1 | 1347 days ago

Cleaver and dumb at the same time!!
#2 | 1347 days ago

I'M A DIRTY, FOUL, LITTLE BOY.


A LITTLE BOY COMES DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST.  SINCE THEY LIVE ON A FARM, HIS MOTHER ASKS IF HE HAS DONE HIS CHORES.  "NOT YET. SAID THE LITTLE BOY.  HIS MOTHER TELLS HIM NO BREAKFAST UNTIL HE DOES HIS CHORES.
 
SO HE GOES TO FEED THE CHICKENS, BUT HE'S A LITTLE RESENTFUL, SO HE KICKS A CHICKEN.  HE FEEDS THE COWS, AND HE KICKS A COW.  HE FEEDS THE PIGS, AND HE KICKS A PIG.

HE GOES BACK IN THE HOUSE FOR HIS BREAKFAST AND HIS MOTHER GIVES HIM A BOWL OF DRY CEREAL.  "HOW COME I DON'T GET ANY EGGS AND BACON, AND WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY MILK IN MY CEREAL?"  HE ASKS.

"WELL," HIS MOTHER SAYS, "I SAW YOU KICK A CHICKEN, SO YOU DON'T GET ANY EGGS FOR A WEEK.  I SAW YOU KICK THE PIG, SO YOU DON'T GET ANY BACON FOR THE WEEK EITHER.  I SAW YOU KICK THE COW, SO FOR A WEEK YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY MILK.

JUST THEN, THE BOY'S FATHER COMES DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND KICKS THE CAT HALF WAY ACROSS THE KITCHEN.

THEN THE LITTLE BOY LOOKS UP AT HIS MOTHER WITH A WICKED SMILE AND SAYS, "YOU GONNA TELL HIM, OR SHOULD I?" 
 
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#4 | 1347 days ago

 8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.


The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing
and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .


' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' '

  Dr. wouldn't submit his name....
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#5 | 1347 days ago

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#6 | 1347 days ago

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. Lilly Tomlin

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#7 | 1346 days ago

with that scar, did he add the beer himself?
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#8 | 1346 days ago

derms33 wrote:
with that scar, did he add the beer himself?
Nah -- he had to have a cesarean  
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