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Freed Slaves Need Love too... (Edited 03/05/11 10:37AM by sports_schmorts)
It's my "baby daddy's" birthday (his slave birthday, actually)!! So, he gets a birthday poll despite the fact that he celebrates it on a totally different day and refused to tell me (again) what the actual day was...but your girl has mad skills.

Richard Cranium is older today than he was yesterday...and gets sexier by the minute. I hope your "slave" birthday is as great as your Super Bowl birthday. Enjoy them both! Me hearts you! Freed Slaves Need Love too... <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 03/05/11 10:37AM by sports_schmorts)</span> Photo

Freed Slaves Need Love too... <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 03/05/11 10:37AM by sports_schmorts)</span> Photo Freed Slaves Need Love too... <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 03/05/11 10:37AM by sports_schmorts)</span> Photo
| Closed on 03/03/11 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
28 Fans 
46%a. Happy Birthday, Cranium!!...
21%b. Do we have to say it again on SB Sunday?...
0%c. How old are you?...
11%d. Is Hayden legal, yet?
21%e. Beans is confused!...

 &nbp;
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#3 | 842 days ago

 (Edited by woody050681)

Whatever day is your Birthday, have a Happy one D!ck Head
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#1 | 842 days ago

  Happy Birthday Kevin! 


Happy Birthday, Cranium!!...  
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#2 | 842 days ago



Look on the bright side you old f**ker, at least Dallas gets to be in the Super Bowl one way.
Happy Birthday, Kevin.
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#3 | 842 days ago

 (Edited by woody050681)

Whatever day is your Birthday, have a Happy one D!ck Head
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#4 | 842 days ago

 (Edited by richard_cranium)
 LMAO!  u too Ash! You are technically a few hours early, my "slave" birthday isn't till tomorrow, but this works. Can we close the poll now? Becky that cake looks delicious, does it have bacon on the inside too? Joe, Thanks for the cake and the reminder that, at least Cowboy Stadium will host the SB this year. Here is the text message I got from my folks today, "We know that your birthday isn't till next Sunday, so we won't be texting/calling you tomorrow to wish you a Happy Birthday. We will just wait till next weekend, when we are in town to do it." I have trained my family and friends so well, how have I failed with you Ash?
Beans is confused!...  
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#5 | 842 days ago

 (Edited by kteacher)
richard_cranium wrote:
 LMAO!  u too Ash! You are technically a few hours early, my "slave" birthday isn't till tomorrow, but this works. Can we close the poll now? Becky that cake looks delicious, does it have bacon on the inside too? Joe, Thanks for the cake and the reminder that, at least Cowboy Stadium will host the SB this year. Here is the text message I got from my folks today, "We know that your birthday isn't till next Sunday, so we won't be texting/calling you tomorrow to wish you a Happy Birthday. We will just wait till next weekend, when we are in town to do it." I have trained my family and friends so well, how have I failed with you Ash?
Of course there is bacon inside. 
Happy Birthday, Cranium!!...  
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#6 | 842 days ago

 Ash you're a couple of days early on that freed-slave-love-tip, but whatever... Happy B-Day Ninja!!!
Beans is confused!...  
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#7 | 842 days ago

 Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Cranium!!...  
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#8 | 842 days ago

 you sit on a throne of lies. Happy bir.......*walking away mumbling*
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#9 | 841 days ago

 (Edited by richard_cranium)
 Thank you Nyce and Jen

Thank you Lei.....*walking away mumbling*
Beans is confused!...  
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#10 | 841 days ago

 Wishing you a Happy Birthday and many more.
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#11 | 841 days ago

 Happy B/day Kevin
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#12 | 841 days ago

  Thank you Pat and Dean!
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#13 | 841 days ago

 (Edited by kobe_lova)
richard_cranium wrote:
 LMAO!  u too Ash! You are technically a few hours early, my "slave" birthday isn't till tomorrow, but this works. Can we close the poll now? Becky that cake looks delicious, does it have bacon on the inside too? Joe, Thanks for the cake and the reminder that, at least Cowboy Stadium will host the SB this year. Here is the text message I got from my folks today, "We know that your birthday isn't till next Sunday, so we won't be texting/calling you tomorrow to wish you a Happy Birthday. We will just wait till next weekend, when we are in town to do it." I have trained my family and friends so well, how have I failed with you Ash?
1. I knew it was yesterday or today.
2. Poll stays open til the Super Bowl.
3. I need to have a talk with your parents! I probably would've only celebrated the other day but when you wouldn't tell me again, you made it a challenge. I, too, can do stubborn. Plus I love birthdays! You know this. You haven't failed me, I'm just difficult.
Beans is confused!...  
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#14 | 841 days ago

 Was this poll fueled by vodka? 
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#15 | 841 days ago

 Happy belated, early or on time Birthday,  Kevin! Have a great one yesterday, today or tomorrow
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#16 | 841 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)

Happy birthday fiiiiiend.   Heres to another year on the Q         I bought you a shirt.  ( LOL, I said sh!t )

 

Click the image to open in full size.


 

Is Hayden legal, yet?  
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#17 | 841 days ago

  Rogs typed a no no. 
Happy Birthday, Cranium!!...  
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#18 | 841 days ago
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Happy BDay Bro......
Happy Birthday, Cranium!!...  
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#19 | 841 days ago

 Happy Birthday!

http://cakecentral.com/modules.php?name=gallery&file=displayimage&pid=1128233" alt="Go to fullsize image" src="http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=426555879022&id=9cc434dca401e108e3fb008ecdf8103a" width="160" height="120" />
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#20 | 841 days ago

 Tiger_Pride2 wrote:
Was this poll fueled by vodka? 

no. by friendship.

Beans is confused!...  
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#21 | 841 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:

no. by friendship.

Awwwww.    
Is Hayden legal, yet?  
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#22 | 841 days ago

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN!!!


Happy Birthday, Cranium!!...  
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#23 | 841 days ago

 yeah, what they all said
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#24 | 841 days ago

  Happy Birthday Kevin!


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#25 | 841 days ago

 Happy Birthday!



(So does this mean Kevin is your slave name?)
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#26 | 841 days ago

 (Edited by richard_cranium)
 Alright I was trying to be nice and reply to everyone I hadn't replied to in a semi-personal way, in a group post. But the F**king page froze and I am not that nice and didn't want to retype all the crap I had already typed. So you get a group thank you!

Thanks all you all are, wonderful, sexy, great, awesome, cool, blah, blah, blah. Choose whatever adjectives you want to and apply them to yourself! 

F**k it, I truly do appreciate the birthday wishes, but don't have the f**king patience to sit and retype that crap!

(PS-Yes Janet, Kevin would be my slave name)
Beans is confused!...  
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#27 | 841 days ago

 Happy Birthday, sir. 

I didn't bring a cake, or even a slice of bacon.   But I think I found a photo of you falling in love with bacon for the very first time...





Hope you've enjoyed this trip down memory lane.
Happy Birthday, Cranium!!...  
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#28 | 840 days ago

 (Edited by Michael G)
Personally, not a fan of the phrase "GO DODGERS!"
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#29 | 840 days ago

 happy belated birthday Kevin, hope you had a few drinks, but hopefully not at that one pisshead bar that wouldn't take my credit card

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#30 | 840 days ago

 Happy Birthday LH!!!
Is Hayden legal, yet?  
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#31 | 840 days ago

 Happy belated birthday, hope it was the best!
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#32 | 840 days ago

 Happy birthday d*ckhead!

Am I the only one who likes to imagine him as Mario Batali?
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#33 | 840 days ago

  Thank you JC, Kenne, Nellie, Chris, and Stoney!
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#34 | 840 days ago

  Happy birthday Richard.  Hope it's a great year for you.  

I would have typed 'daedkcid' but I don't know if you can in here.
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#35 | 840 days ago

 (Edited by janet011685)
Beaneaters wrote:
 Happy birthday Richard.  Hope it's a great year for you.  

I would have typed 'daedkcid' but I don't know if you can in here.
I used to type it out all the time, but I have a feeling I was totally wrong to do that.  
Then when I saw it in big, bold, colorful ransom-note letters, I just HAD to edit it.  
Happy Birthday, Cranium!!...  
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