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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Hiiii.

| Closed on 02/16/11 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
34 Fans 
18%a. Happy Friday...
15%b. It was Beauty killed the Beast...
15%c. Let's bounce...
3%d. Big Love...
9%e. Kung Pao...
18%f. Devil Inside...
15%g. Absolutly Screwed...
9%h. Beaneaters...

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#11 | 1327 days ago

Happy Friday f*cksticks

The Avs continued their ineptitude last night and gave the game away within the first minute... I think it's officially time to start questioning the decisions the coach is making concerning his lineup and the fact that Craig Anderson continues to get playing time.  I'm sure it's not a secret if you watch game film, but all you have to do to score on Anderson is get the puck in deep around the net and find a way to get it out in front.  He will find a way to give you an open net to bury it.  Ugh
Great game between teh Bruins and Stars last night.  Nothing like having 2 goals and 3 fights in the first minute of the first period

I still need to figure out a plan for UFC and Super Bowl this weekend..

Hockey went well last night, we won 11-4 and I chipped in 2 goals and a helper.  (Last 7 games over 9 days, 12 goals and 6 assists.. BAM!!!) I'm hockey'd out right now, good thing I have 5 days off the ice.

Watched Bad Day At Black Rock a couple nights ago, what a great movie

Go Packers

"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free."

The Marriage of Figaro

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso,
Notte e giorno d'intorno girando,
Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Non piu avrai questi bei penacchini,
Quel cappello leggiero e galante,
Quella chioma, quell'aria brillante,
Quel vermiglio donnesco color!
Quel vermiglio donnes color!

Non piu avrai quei penacchini,
Quel cappello
Quella chioma, quell'aria brillante

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso,
Notte e giorno d'intorno girando,
Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Fra guerrieri, poffar Bacco!
Gran mustacchi, stretto sacco,
Schioppo in spalla, sciabla al fianco,
Collo dritto, muso franco,
Un gran casco, o un gran turbante,
Molto onor, poco contante.
Poco contante
Poco contante

Ed in vece del fandango
Una marcia per il fango.

Per montagne, per valloni,
Con le nevi, e i solioni,
Al concerto di tromboni,
Di bombarde, di cannoni,
Che le palle in tutti i tuoni,
All'orecchio fan fischiar.

Non piu avrai quei penacchini,
Non piu avrai quel cappello
Non piu avrai quella chioma
Non piu avrai quell'aria brillante.

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso,
Notte e giorno d'intorno girando,
Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Cherubino, alla vittoria!
Alla gloria militar!
Cherubino, alla vittoria!
Alla gloria militar!
Alla gloria militar!

Alla gloria militar!
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
  
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#1 | 1327 days ago

Happy Friday, Everybodee!

That is all for now.
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
#2 | 1327 days ago

Mr. Rooney lost swads of cash on the floor at my job yesterday.  No one turned it in I am taking it as a sign.

Go Packers!

Will be cranking out football fare for the next 48 hours.    Everyone have a great weekend!!!
Absolutly Screwed...  
#3 | 1327 days ago
John_Daly (+)

As you can see, Dale Jr still sits to my left with that preyy gay smile. I erased the picture over 24 hours ago yet he lingers like a bad dream. Thats all I have right now, is hard to concentrate knowing hes watching.
#4 | 1327 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
As you can see, Dale Jr still sits to my left with that preyy gay smile. I erased the picture over 24 hours ago yet he lingers like a bad dream. Thats all I have right now, is hard to concentrate knowing hes watching.
If it helps, I see Ron Burgundy.
Absolutly Screwed...  
#5 | 1327 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
If it helps, I see Ron Burgundy.
That does help a little. But knowing that I cant get away from him is the sh*tty part.
#6 | 1327 days ago

 Morning Snow Cones and Snow Angels!

SNOW DAY at my school today. I hope my kids are ready to take on my snowball throwing. Hope the snow isn't hard like ice because that will hurt. 

Have a "nice" day. Remember to say "Excuse me. "
Kung Pao...  
#7 | 1327 days ago

Woot...it's Friday...time to partay....

Let's bounce...  
#8 | 1327 days ago

Let's get this party started now  :
It's like candy
I can feel it when you walk
Even when you talk it takes over me
You're so dandy
I wanna know
Can you feel it too just like I do

(hoo!)

This stuff is starting now
It's the same feeling
I always seem to get around you
There's no mistaking; I'm clearly taken
By the simple mere thought of you

(oh!)

This stuff is starting now
This stuff is starting now
This stuff is starting now

(hoo!)

My eyes roll in my head
I toss and turn in my bed
In the morning when I think about you

(yes I do)

Simply put, you're the reason why
Even though I'm real shy

(real shy)

I attempt to look my best for you

(indeed I do - just for you)

Cause you affect me, fascinate me
I thank heaven for the things that you do (for the things that you do)
It's like candy
You sure are sweet - Sweet!
You're so dandy
You're taking my appetite - but it's all right

It's like candy

(ooh, vanilla! oh, chocolate!)

You look real nice, wrapped up tight
You're so dandy
(in the night, if I have a little bit more like that)
You're giving me a heart attack
It's the kind I like

It's like candy, you're so dandy...

(Why you do - why you do - baby)

You're like a brand new feeling (feeling)
In a special way
A surprise package
On a bright clear sunny day (you're so dandy)
And wrapped up tight

(so good - so good)

Strawberry! raspberry!
All those good things!
Violets and gumdrops
That's what you're saying to me

(ow!)

(sweet candy - candy)
It's like candy
Sure seems like good candy oh baby!

You're so dandy
Just keep doing what you do

you know what i mean
baby
it's like candy ohhhhhh
your so tender sweet candy
your like your like ohhhhhh

its like candy
fades
Happy Friday...  
#9 | 1327 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
To all those that are enjoying a warm and sunny day, I hate you! OK, I don't hate you, I'm just terribly jealous but I wish I could go outside without looking like a drunken-robot-chimney, drunken because my nose turns red and I look funny, robot because I can barely move with all those layers of clothes and chimney because everytime I talk I can see my breath like if I were a steam train. Classes were suspended in whole state from kinderdarten to junior high due to low tempertaures. I have the day off, so it really doesn't affect me but I want this cold weather to stop. I think I'll do some cleaning to keep my mind away from bad thoughts, my closet screams for some order, I guess is the better thing to do right now, water is not running because it's frozen inside the pipes, I have water from the exterior water taps, so I'll have to wash the dishes in my laundry room until my internal water system begins to unfroze, (sighs) Sun is shining, so I have some hope. Beautiful people, take care, drive safe, eat healthy and don't forget to smile today, I'll do it  beacuse my smile is frozen , not because I'm that happy. Hugs. Love you
Kung Pao...  
#10 | 1327 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
That does help a little. But knowing that I cant get away from him is the sh*tty part.
or the best part. LOL
Absolutly Screwed...  
#11 | 1327 days ago

Happy Friday f*cksticks

The Avs continued their ineptitude last night and gave the game away within the first minute... I think it's officially time to start questioning the decisions the coach is making concerning his lineup and the fact that Craig Anderson continues to get playing time.  I'm sure it's not a secret if you watch game film, but all you have to do to score on Anderson is get the puck in deep around the net and find a way to get it out in front.  He will find a way to give you an open net to bury it.  Ugh
Great game between teh Bruins and Stars last night.  Nothing like having 2 goals and 3 fights in the first minute of the first period

I still need to figure out a plan for UFC and Super Bowl this weekend..

Hockey went well last night, we won 11-4 and I chipped in 2 goals and a helper.  (Last 7 games over 9 days, 12 goals and 6 assists.. BAM!!!) I'm hockey'd out right now, good thing I have 5 days off the ice.

Watched Bad Day At Black Rock a couple nights ago, what a great movie

Go Packers

"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free."

The Marriage of Figaro

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso,
Notte e giorno d'intorno girando,
Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Non piu avrai questi bei penacchini,
Quel cappello leggiero e galante,
Quella chioma, quell'aria brillante,
Quel vermiglio donnesco color!
Quel vermiglio donnes color!

Non piu avrai quei penacchini,
Quel cappello
Quella chioma, quell'aria brillante

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso,
Notte e giorno d'intorno girando,
Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Fra guerrieri, poffar Bacco!
Gran mustacchi, stretto sacco,
Schioppo in spalla, sciabla al fianco,
Collo dritto, muso franco,
Un gran casco, o un gran turbante,
Molto onor, poco contante.
Poco contante
Poco contante

Ed in vece del fandango
Una marcia per il fango.

Per montagne, per valloni,
Con le nevi, e i solioni,
Al concerto di tromboni,
Di bombarde, di cannoni,
Che le palle in tutti i tuoni,
All'orecchio fan fischiar.

Non piu avrai quei penacchini,
Non piu avrai quel cappello
Non piu avrai quella chioma
Non piu avrai quell'aria brillante.

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso,
Notte e giorno d'intorno girando,
Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Cherubino, alla vittoria!
Alla gloria militar!
Cherubino, alla vittoria!
Alla gloria militar!
Alla gloria militar!

Alla gloria militar!
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
#12 | 1327 days ago

Super Bowl weekend is upon us. I'm ready to make a prediction too.

Pittsburgh - 31
Green Bay - 21


Happy Friday...  
#13 | 1327 days ago

Rogs, you're a whiner... its Ron... you never texted, I broke my own bread.
I accidentally ended my NY Resolution yesterday.. I blame multiple people for this. 1. my power company. 2. my 7 year old. 3. the terrorists.

my tumor headache is back.. I went on rides for approx 7 hours yesterday.. I think that did it.. maybe I shouldn't do the rides for awhile.

I think that I would be better at Flirty Girl fitness if I had some shape-ups.. and a pole. and some dolla bills y'all.

crabby. argh. and now I want cheese.

Relapse
Prevent trigger intent
Now drown
High strung
Say X amount of words

You're solar, bipolar
Panic disorder
Seems harder and harder and harder
Still you try to control it

You mold, you mold
Yeah you shape to mold
Oh you're bold you're bold
But your shape is bold

You're a symptom superficial
To what they call knowing you
Minus the speed,
Could you imagine the phobia?

Your brain is faulty wiring
the reason for tiring
Keep treating the curse,
Imagine the worst
Systematic, sympathetic
Quite pathetic, apologetic, paramedic
Your heart is prosthetic

A plate of quite peculiar
On a dish of my own
A tablespoon of feather
tickle me to the bone
Give me recipes for happy
with the chemicals gone
Drinking freedom from a bottle
to the tune of belong

I'm sick of shaking
never waking
from the hell I achieve
I never knew you till you left me
with the crying disease

Another curing, reassuring
way to buckle the knees
So mistreated, I repeated
Never blessing your sneeze

Now deleted and defeated
I will stand on my own
Yeah your memory that punches me
has broken the bone

Give me recipes for sorry
I'm admitting I'm wrong
Still your memory that punches me
has broken the bone
Devil Inside...  
#14 | 1327 days ago

Hi people,
I'm feeling very lonely today, most of my friends are out of town those who are here are way too busy, my family is away at some ceremony at my uncle's home, i have a lot of work to do and today i completed 25 years of my life.

It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
#15 | 1327 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Rogs, you're a whiner... its Ron... you never texted, I broke my own bread.
I accidentally ended my NY Resolution yesterday.. I blame multiple people for this. 1. my power company. 2. my 7 year old. 3. the terrorists.

my tumor headache is back.. I went on rides for approx 7 hours yesterday.. I think that did it.. maybe I shouldn't do the rides for awhile.

I think that I would be better at Flirty Girl fitness if I had some shape-ups.. and a pole. and some dolla bills y'all.

crabby. argh. and now I want cheese.

Relapse
Prevent trigger intent
Now drown
High strung
Say X amount of words

You're solar, bipolar
Panic disorder
Seems harder and harder and harder
Still you try to control it

You mold, you mold
Yeah you shape to mold
Oh you're bold you're bold
But your shape is bold

You're a symptom superficial
To what they call knowing you
Minus the speed,
Could you imagine the phobia?

Your brain is faulty wiring
the reason for tiring
Keep treating the curse,
Imagine the worst
Systematic, sympathetic
Quite pathetic, apologetic, paramedic
Your heart is prosthetic

A plate of quite peculiar
On a dish of my own
A tablespoon of feather
tickle me to the bone
Give me recipes for happy
with the chemicals gone
Drinking freedom from a bottle
to the tune of belong

I'm sick of shaking
never waking
from the hell I achieve
I never knew you till you left me
with the crying disease

Another curing, reassuring
way to buckle the knees
So mistreated, I repeated
Never blessing your sneeze

Now deleted and defeated
I will stand on my own
Yeah your memory that punches me
has broken the bone

Give me recipes for sorry
I'm admitting I'm wrong
Still your memory that punches me
has broken the bone
If Rogs won't text you I'd be more than happy to, just give me your digits and we'll break a new loaf of bread. Rogs bread is most likely old, short, crusty, stinky and moldy anyways
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
#16 | 1327 days ago

Phillips Arena! Tonight!! Going early for warm-ups like a couple of ten year olds!!! For... THE POSTER CHILD!!!!!!! (35 second mark, THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.)


On a more somber note, we are exactly one month away from some kind of post-apocalyptic wasteland. March 4th, 2011 may be a day that lives in infamy. There's no mention of it on my Long Count calendar and The Old Gypsy Lady, who does my monthly tea reading, says the only thing to look out for between now and the summer solstice, are "bordellos and the filthy, filthy harlots which infest them like earwigs." A relief, but I'm still worried though.
Beaneaters...  
#17 | 1327 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
Hi people,
I'm feeling very lonely today, most of my friends are out of town those who are here are way too busy, my family is away at some ceremony at my uncle's home, i have a lot of work to do and today i completed 25 years of my life.

happy birthday
Happy Friday...  
#18 | 1327 days ago

Really hoping this year's Super Bowl is a good game. Last year's was good but there has been pretty boring ones too.
Happy Friday...  
#19 | 1327 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
Hi people,
I'm feeling very lonely today, most of my friends are out of town those who are here are way too busy, my family is away at some ceremony at my uncle's home, i have a lot of work to do and today i completed 25 years of my life.

GOOOO ANKUR! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 25 is a pretty excellent age! ENJOY IT!

 
Absolutly Screwed...  
#20 | 1327 days ago

(Edited by Joe_L)
What a Friday. Don't know if mentioned it or not, but Monday I got my rental house back the one the douchehat went all Rogs Jimmer on. I went to Lowes today to get some items so I can get the damn thing rented again. 

Where I encountered nothing but f**ktards. When you experience a partially sunny day… the f**ktards come out to shop for improvements to their homes.

Why can’t people with their shopping carts walk up the aisles in a proper traffic manner? Nope, there is always some jacka** squeezing through the middle. Why can’t people park in parking lots without getting over to one side too far? Why is it that some loud mouth has to walk way too close behind you? Oh and I really hate the checkout line… ‘tards can’t maintain a level of distance there either. They push their cart right up your a**, somehow believing that it will make the line move faster.

I guess f**ktards believe the world is there for them to do whatever they feel like.

it's a good day....

Devil Inside...  
#21 | 1327 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Joe_L wrote:
What a Friday. Don't know if mentioned it or not, but Monday I got my rental house back the one the douchehat went all Rogs Jimmer on. I went to Lowes today to get some items so I can get the damn thing rented again. 

Where I encountered nothing but f**ktards. When you experience a partially sunny day… the f**ktards come out to shop for improvements to their homes.

Why can’t people with their shopping carts walk up the aisles in a proper traffic manner? Nope, there is always some jacka** squeezing through the middle. Why can’t people park in parking lots without getting over to one side too far? Why is it that some loud mouth has to walk way too close behind you? Oh and I really hate the checkout line… ‘tards can’t maintain a level of distance there either. They push their cart right up your a**, somehow believing that it will make the line move faster.

I guess f**ktards believe the world is there for them to do whatever they feel like.

it's a good day....

Not to be an a*s (which means that's exactly what I'm going to do) but you should of   should've used "there" instead of "their" in the second to last line.

Gooooooooo Ranting Jooooooooe!!!
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
#22 | 1327 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
As you can see, Dale Jr still sits to my left with that preyy gay smile. I erased the picture over 24 hours ago yet he lingers like a bad dream. Thats all I have right now, is hard to concentrate knowing hes watching.
I'm still hurt.

Don't know when I will get over this, you cut me deep.

It's always about you, don't you care who you hurt?
Devil Inside...  
#23 | 1327 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Not to be an a*s (which means that's exactly what I'm going to do) but you should of   should've used "there" instead of "their" in the second to last line.

Gooooooooo Ranting Jooooooooe!!!
And you should've used "should've" instead of "should of".
Absolutly Screwed...  
#24 | 1327 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
kobe_lova wrote:
And you should've used "should've" instead of "should of".
I should've? should of?
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
#25 | 1327 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I should've? should of?
yes.
Absolutly Screwed...  
#26 | 1327 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
Rogs, you're a whiner... its Ron... you never texted, I broke my own bread.
I accidentally ended my NY Resolution yesterday.. I blame multiple people for this. 1. my power company. 2. my 7 year old. 3. the terrorists.

my tumor headache is back.. I went on rides for approx 7 hours yesterday.. I think that did it.. maybe I shouldn't do the rides for awhile.

I think that I would be better at Flirty Girl fitness if I had some shape-ups.. and a pole. and some dolla bills y'all.

crabby. argh. and now I want cheese.

Relapse
Prevent trigger intent
Now drown
High strung
Say X amount of words

You're solar, bipolar
Panic disorder
Seems harder and harder and harder
Still you try to control it

You mold, you mold
Yeah you shape to mold
Oh you're bold you're bold
But your shape is bold

You're a symptom superficial
To what they call knowing you
Minus the speed,
Could you imagine the phobia?

Your brain is faulty wiring
the reason for tiring
Keep treating the curse,
Imagine the worst
Systematic, sympathetic
Quite pathetic, apologetic, paramedic
Your heart is prosthetic

A plate of quite peculiar
On a dish of my own
A tablespoon of feather
tickle me to the bone
Give me recipes for happy
with the chemicals gone
Drinking freedom from a bottle
to the tune of belong

I'm sick of shaking
never waking
from the hell I achieve
I never knew you till you left me
with the crying disease

Another curing, reassuring
way to buckle the knees
So mistreated, I repeated
Never blessing your sneeze

Now deleted and defeated
I will stand on my own
Yeah your memory that punches me
has broken the bone

Give me recipes for sorry
I'm admitting I'm wrong
Still your memory that punches me
has broken the bone
Thought you were not riding anymore?

you lied to me.

some of you don't care about anyone's feeling.
Devil Inside...  
#27 | 1327 days ago

not a single drop of snow in houston. but the trees sound really cold.
#28 | 1327 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Thought you were not riding anymore?

you lied to me.

some of you don't care about anyone's feeling.
all but that one ride.. it was shut down.. some sort of maintenance.. I assume that only means that they got my strongly worded letter and decided to install a tanning salon there instead...
Devil Inside...  
#29 | 1327 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
Hi people,
I'm feeling very lonely today, most of my friends are out of town those who are here are way too busy, my family is away at some ceremony at my uncle's home, i have a lot of work to do and today i completed 25 years of my life.

Well you always got the Q, Happy B-Day! Ahhhh, the two-five, always a good year. Take it from an old man like me, don't "leave any points on the field" young. You'll always chase skirts, but they are much harder to catch the older you get. [frownie face] Go get 'em. it's your day!!
Beaneaters...  
#30 | 1327 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
ankurnathmishra wrote:
Hi people,
I'm feeling very lonely today, most of my friends are out of town those who are here are way too busy, my family is away at some ceremony at my uncle's home, i have a lot of work to do and today i completed 25 years of my life.

You are not alone. we are here to wish you Happy Birthday! And I'm sure those friends you think are very busy working, it's because they are preparing a surprise for you. And if you can't celebrate today you still have the whole weekend. Happy Birthday!
Kung Pao...  
#31 | 1327 days ago

Absolutly Screwed...  
#32 | 1327 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
half_baked wrote:
Woot...it's Friday...time to partay....

Nerds.  

Good day, bitches.

I hate those little stick figure decals that people put on their rear windows to represent their families.  Mainly because I doubt that I'm alone in saying that whoever is behind you in the Burger King drive-thru could not give a sh*t less about your stupid family/children/pets.  And they've made them worse now since the little stick figures can have props.    
I was behind a woman at a red light today with the whole family on the window (husband, wife, 2 kids, 2 dogs, a cat) and they ALL were lifting weights and wearing sweatbands (except the pets).  I wanted to get out and bust her windows with a tire iron.  It's bad enough you have those stupid decals on your car, but you also have to make sure we all know you exercise regularly, too?  F*ck you.  And your family.

Mine would have a cigarette in one hand and a burger in the other.  
Let's bounce...  
#33 | 1327 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Nerds.  

Good day, bitches.

I hate those little stick figure decals that people put on their rear windows to represent their families.  Mainly because I doubt that I'm alone in saying that whoever is behind you in the Burger King drive-thru could not give a sh*t less about your stupid family/children/pets.  And they've made them worse now since the little stick figures can have props.    
I was behind a woman at a red light today with the whole family on the window (husband, wife, 2 kids, 2 dogs, a cat) and they ALL were lifting weights and wearing sweatbands (except the pets).  I wanted to get out and bust her windows with a tire iron.  It's bad enough you have those stupid decals on your car, but you also have to make sure we all know you exercise regularly, too?  F*ck you.  And your family.

Mine would have a cigarette in one hand and a burger in the other.  
They all work out...yet they go to Burger King...Hypocrites!!!
Devil Inside...  
#34 | 1327 days ago
Nick__ (+)

 
Big Love...  
#35 | 1327 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Nerds.  

Good day, bitches.

I hate those little stick figure decals that people put on their rear windows to represent their families.  Mainly because I doubt that I'm alone in saying that whoever is behind you in the Burger King drive-thru could not give a sh*t less about your stupid family/children/pets.  And they've made them worse now since the little stick figures can have props.    
I was behind a woman at a red light today with the whole family on the window (husband, wife, 2 kids, 2 dogs, a cat) and they ALL were lifting weights and wearing sweatbands (except the pets).  I wanted to get out and bust her windows with a tire iron.  It's bad enough you have those stupid decals on your car, but you also have to make sure we all know you exercise regularly, too?  F*ck you.  And your family.

Mine would have a cigarette in one hand and a burger in the other.  
I can't for the life of me decide which was the funnier thing I read today: this or mike's mom whooping his hiney with hot wheels tracks (been there, mayne...). I owe ya!
#36 | 1327 days ago

Well said. I needed a little Cactus Jack daily affirmation. Kinda pumped right now. Will have a drink while waiting on my homie for the evenings activities. I promise to throw down some Jack in your honor.
Beaneaters...  
#37 | 1327 days ago

WHERE THS FLIP IS M CURLING IRON!?!?!?!

Devil Inside...  
#38 | 1327 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
Hi people,
I'm feeling very lonely today, most of my friends are out of town those who are here are way too busy, my family is away at some ceremony at my uncle's home, i have a lot of work to do and today i completed 25 years of my life.

Happy Birthday, Sir.

Remember...today is the first day of the rest of your life.   (Or was that last week?    Tomorrow?   Hmmm.  Well, party on and have a great time.)
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
#39 | 1327 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
janet011685 wrote:
Nerds.  

Good day, bitches.

I hate those little stick figure decals that people put on their rear windows to represent their families.  Mainly because I doubt that I'm alone in saying that whoever is behind you in the Burger King drive-thru could not give a sh*t less about your stupid family/children/pets.  And they've made them worse now since the little stick figures can have props.    
I was behind a woman at a red light today with the whole family on the window (husband, wife, 2 kids, 2 dogs, a cat) and they ALL were lifting weights and wearing sweatbands (except the pets).  I wanted to get out and bust her windows with a tire iron.  It's bad enough you have those stupid decals on your car, but you also have to make sure we all know you exercise regularly, too?  F*ck you.  And your family.

Mine would have a cigarette in one hand and a burger in the other.  


as seen here on Sheldon Comics.
http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/070923.html

And, yes, I have one. 

(edited to reduce the darn size.)
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
#40 | 1327 days ago

I'm watching the 5th Element. I didn't see the first 4 though. I'm lost.
#41 | 1327 days ago

48 hours to kickoff. Can we just skip to that point? I'm tired of waiting.

Biggest weekend of my sports fan life (or at least it the last 14 years), and it hasn't started well. The Orioles signed the decomposing Vlad Guerrero to a 1 year, *$8 million* deal. Then I find out Phoenix International Raceway is probably getting rid of the dog-leg, which is the part of the track that made it awesome. After pining for it for years, I'm not even sure I want IndyCar to go back there now.

I hate micromanagers.

Is that random enough for this?
#42 | 1327 days ago
Nick__ (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Nerds.  

Good day, bitches.

I hate those little stick figure decals that people put on their rear windows to represent their families.  Mainly because I doubt that I'm alone in saying that whoever is behind you in the Burger King drive-thru could not give a sh*t less about your stupid family/children/pets.  And they've made them worse now since the little stick figures can have props.    
I was behind a woman at a red light today with the whole family on the window (husband, wife, 2 kids, 2 dogs, a cat) and they ALL were lifting weights and wearing sweatbands (except the pets).  I wanted to get out and bust her windows with a tire iron.  It's bad enough you have those stupid decals on your car, but you also have to make sure we all know you exercise regularly, too?  F*ck you.  And your family.

Mine would have a cigarette in one hand and a burger in the other.  
AMEN to everything you said!!!  I was just telling my friend the same thing (about those family stickers on the back of the mini vans)!

PROPS to J-DOG!!  
Big Love...  
#43 | 1327 days ago

shut the hell up.
Absolutly Screwed...  
#44 | 1327 days ago

Happy SB weekend everyone.
Happy Friday...  
#45 | 1327 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
Hi people,
I'm feeling very lonely today, most of my friends are out of town those who are here are way too busy, my family is away at some ceremony at my uncle's home, i have a lot of work to do and today i completed 25 years of my life.

Happy Birthday Ankur and wishing you many, many more.
Happy Friday...  
#46 | 1327 days ago

 First Friday I've worked in forever.

Tired as F**K.  My streak of 11 straight night drinking at least 2 beers is done tonight.  F**king bank account.

in the middle of like 15 straight days of working and people are pissing me off.

good night. 
Devil Inside...  
#47 | 1327 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Nerds.  

Good day, bitches.

I hate those little stick figure decals that people put on their rear windows to represent their families.  Mainly because I doubt that I'm alone in saying that whoever is behind you in the Burger King drive-thru could not give a sh*t less about your stupid family/children/pets.  And they've made them worse now since the little stick figures can have props.    
I was behind a woman at a red light today with the whole family on the window (husband, wife, 2 kids, 2 dogs, a cat) and they ALL were lifting weights and wearing sweatbands (except the pets).  I wanted to get out and bust her windows with a tire iron.  It's bad enough you have those stupid decals on your car, but you also have to make sure we all know you exercise regularly, too?  F*ck you.  And your family.

Mine would have a cigarette in one hand and a burger in the other.  
Well....maybe they "Lift things up and put them down"  www.youtube.com/watch
Happy Friday...  
#48 | 1327 days ago

(Edited by JyersSupertramp)
Watching Child's Play now. The kid that played Chucky is a good actor.
#49 | 1327 days ago
John_Daly (+)

sports_schmorts wrote:
Rogs, you're a whiner... its Ron... you never texted, I broke my own bread.
I accidentally ended my NY Resolution yesterday.. I blame multiple people for this. 1. my power company. 2. my 7 year old. 3. the terrorists.

my tumor headache is back.. I went on rides for approx 7 hours yesterday.. I think that did it.. maybe I shouldn't do the rides for awhile.

I think that I would be better at Flirty Girl fitness if I had some shape-ups.. and a pole. and some dolla bills y'all.

crabby. argh. and now I want cheese.

Relapse
Prevent trigger intent
Now drown
High strung
Say X amount of words

You're solar, bipolar
Panic disorder
Seems harder and harder and harder
Still you try to control it

You mold, you mold
Yeah you shape to mold
Oh you're bold you're bold
But your shape is bold

You're a symptom superficial
To what they call knowing you
Minus the speed,
Could you imagine the phobia?

Your brain is faulty wiring
the reason for tiring
Keep treating the curse,
Imagine the worst
Systematic, sympathetic
Quite pathetic, apologetic, paramedic
Your heart is prosthetic

A plate of quite peculiar
On a dish of my own
A tablespoon of feather
tickle me to the bone
Give me recipes for happy
with the chemicals gone
Drinking freedom from a bottle
to the tune of belong

I'm sick of shaking
never waking
from the hell I achieve
I never knew you till you left me
with the crying disease

Another curing, reassuring
way to buckle the knees
So mistreated, I repeated
Never blessing your sneeze

Now deleted and defeated
I will stand on my own
Yeah your memory that punches me
has broken the bone

Give me recipes for sorry
I'm admitting I'm wrong
Still your memory that punches me
has broken the bone
What the hell is a New York Resolution?  Is that some kind of hipster east coast thing.  Screw that, i'm going to start a CA resolution for all the Westsiders!!  

P.S.

I did text you, I sent you a pic of my junk.  Still waiting for yours. 
#50 | 1327 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
What the hell is a New York Resolution?  Is that some kind of hipster east coast thing.  Screw that, i'm going to start a CA resolution for all the Westsiders!!  

P.S.

I did text you, I sent you a pic of my junk.  Still waiting for yours. 
that was YOU?  I thought it was a Ken doll...

muh bad.
Devil Inside...  
#51 | 1327 days ago
John_Daly (+)

sports_schmorts wrote:
that was YOU?  I thought it was a Ken doll...

muh bad.
Well, its been a little cold here, and I had just gotten out of the shower. 
#52 | 1327 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Friday f*cksticks

The Avs continued their ineptitude last night and gave the game away within the first minute... I think it's officially time to start questioning the decisions the coach is making concerning his lineup and the fact that Craig Anderson continues to get playing time.  I'm sure it's not a secret if you watch game film, but all you have to do to score on Anderson is get the puck in deep around the net and find a way to get it out in front.  He will find a way to give you an open net to bury it.  Ugh
Great game between teh Bruins and Stars last night.  Nothing like having 2 goals and 3 fights in the first minute of the first period

I still need to figure out a plan for UFC and Super Bowl this weekend..

Hockey went well last night, we won 11-4 and I chipped in 2 goals and a helper.  (Last 7 games over 9 days, 12 goals and 6 assists.. BAM!!!) I'm hockey'd out right now, good thing I have 5 days off the ice.

Watched Bad Day At Black Rock a couple nights ago, what a great movie

Go Packers

"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free."

The Marriage of Figaro

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso,
Notte e giorno d'intorno girando,
Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Non piu avrai questi bei penacchini,
Quel cappello leggiero e galante,
Quella chioma, quell'aria brillante,
Quel vermiglio donnesco color!
Quel vermiglio donnes color!

Non piu avrai quei penacchini,
Quel cappello
Quella chioma, quell'aria brillante

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso,
Notte e giorno d'intorno girando,
Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Fra guerrieri, poffar Bacco!
Gran mustacchi, stretto sacco,
Schioppo in spalla, sciabla al fianco,
Collo dritto, muso franco,
Un gran casco, o un gran turbante,
Molto onor, poco contante.
Poco contante
Poco contante

Ed in vece del fandango
Una marcia per il fango.

Per montagne, per valloni,
Con le nevi, e i solioni,
Al concerto di tromboni,
Di bombarde, di cannoni,
Che le palle in tutti i tuoni,
All'orecchio fan fischiar.

Non piu avrai quei penacchini,
Non piu avrai quel cappello
Non piu avrai quella chioma
Non piu avrai quell'aria brillante.

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso,
Notte e giorno d'intorno girando,
Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Delle belle turbando il riposo,
Narcisetto, Adoncino d'amor.

Cherubino, alla vittoria!
Alla gloria militar!
Cherubino, alla vittoria!
Alla gloria militar!
Alla gloria militar!

Alla gloria militar!
You had me at f*cksticks.
#53 | 1327 days ago

Evening Q'rs.....friggin cold, friggin snow EVERYWHERE, where am I? Minnesota?....ugh, ugh, ugh......

Hope all is right in your world.....Peace


Sorry all I have time for is a b@&#h....
Absolutly Screwed...  
#54 | 1327 days ago

i do hope the iowa football coaches figure out what happened and get it solved...putting 13 players in the hospital is a serious matter :(
Let's bounce...  
#55 | 1326 days ago

"A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.

The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead." The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together. "Oh no," the guy said, "They're all at the funeral."

Absolutly Screwed...  
#56 | 1326 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:

"A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.

The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead." The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together. "Oh no," the guy said, "They're all at the funeral."

That's Funny Sh*t Lisa

Packers Win by 10+

Happy Super Bowl Weekend to Everybody
Absolutly Screwed...  
#57 | 1326 days ago

JyersSupertramp wrote:
I'm watching the 5th Element. I didn't see the first 4 though. I'm lost.
No need.  It stands alone.
Let's bounce...  
#58 | 1326 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
Hi people,
I'm feeling very lonely today, most of my friends are out of town those who are here are way too busy, my family is away at some ceremony at my uncle's home, i have a lot of work to do and today i completed 25 years of my life.

Happy Birthday ... for now, I'll hold off on Water Balloon Fight, Apostrophe 11, Colon Q Edition.
Let's bounce...  
#59 | 1325 days ago

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

pass it on!
Devil Inside...  
#60 | 1324 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

pass it on!
Right here, right here.
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  
#61 | 1324 days ago

Ok, I'm gonna have to release my inner geek for a moment...

A U.S. Court of Appeals ruled that the innocent game of Dungeons and Dragons promotes gang activity, at least in a prison setting.    As ridiculous as this may sound, the Courts argued that the structure of the game mimics the organization of a gang and therefore promotes gang activity, therefore it is prohibited in the prison system.



"Now, instead of playing harmless board games, prison inmates will have to find other things to do, such as form gangs and stab each other. Great idea Appeals Court, we applaud your perseverance in solving the world's prison issues, one board game at a time."

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/dungeons-and-dragons-board-games-d-and-d,news-9895.html

I now return you back to your regularly scheduled weekend.
It was Beauty killed the Beast...  

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