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Phone a Friend
(...or Qer) 

Here are a few trivia questions.  I don't care about the answers, so don't get all click-happy, you Googling cheaters.  I just want to know, if you were on a game show and had the "phone a friend" option, which Qer would you call for help with each one and why?  
Commence.

1.  What are the components of a Long Island Iced Tea?

2.  In the 1968 Beatles cartoon fantasy Yellow Submarine, what did Jeremy Boob, Ph.D., use to repair the    sub's propeller, enabling the Fab Four to escape His Meaniness and the Blue Meanies?

3.  Which NFL team has the highest regular season winning percentage of all time?

4.  What was the exact date (mm/dd/yy) that John F. Kennedy was killed?

5.  Who directed "The Exorcist"?

| Closed on 04/22/11 at 08:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, People | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
36 Fans 
56%a. I'd call...
6%b. Game shows suck.
14%c. You suck, what a stupid thing to say to me.
6%d. Are you seriously gonna keep making lame early morning polls?
19%e. Beans is always the one to call.

 &nbp;
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#32 | 1316 days ago

I would call anyone who can type fast, has a high speed Internet connection, and didn't stutter..
I'd call...  
  
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#1 | 1317 days ago

1.  Tough because there are a lot of lushes folks who enjoy a sip here and there 'round here, but probably Ashlie.
2.  This is a toss-up, too ... but I have a feeling Leigh would totally know this one.
3.  Umm, D*ckhead, because he's probably the biggest football nerd I know.
4.  Tiger (John) did that whole JFK conspiracy theory thing, so I'd have to go with him.
5.  I know this one, but if it was a "who directed..." question that I didn't know, I'd call Stoney.
You suck, what a stupid thing to say to me.  
#2 | 1317 days ago
18packabs (+)

I would call ms_hippie_queen at 3 am CST, cause even if the answers were wrong you would have a funny ass conversation.
Beans is always the one to call.  
#3 | 1317 days ago

I chose the answer I did cause it cracks me up when you say it.

1. Deb
2. Kenne
3. :ev
4. Kjarten
5. Tiger
You suck, what a stupid thing to say to me.  
#4 | 1317 days ago

here is 10 am , but i dont call at nobody, i know the answer,   







Beans is always the one to call.  
#5 | 1317 days ago

Ashlie
Lobotomy or Leigh
Joe
Mr K
Beans
I'd call...  
#6 | 1317 days ago

 1. Ashlie
2. Kjartan
3. Marcus Nyce
4. Kjartan
5. Kenne
#7 | 1317 days ago

1 Janet or Kat
2 Leigh, but if she's too drunk then BeanEaters
3 I know this one, but I would go with Scott
4 Kjartan
5 Tiger Pride
#8 | 1317 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
1. I'm going to call Jess because even if she didn't know the answer she'd use less than the seconds given to google and find out.
2. I'm going to say Fool-----he knows his cartoons.
3. Kevin---smarty pants football fan
4. Norse Man----he probably has a couple papers about it already.
5. Tiger---this genre of films is his.
Beans is always the one to call.  
#9 | 1317 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I actually think Norse knows the awswer to all of these. So would ask him every one.   Am I playing wrong?
#10 | 1317 days ago

1-blondie....2 cuddles....3 huker dave....4 richard carinum...5  cubsgirl (glenda)
I'd call...  
#11 | 1317 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

OK, well, after reading the questions, I actually wouldn't have been able to answer any except for the Kennedy assassination--unfortunately I even had the day wrong as I was thinking the 5th which was the day his brother was assassinated.

As of right now, I'll claim a clouded thinking process attributed to my illness, but trivia is not something I'm very good with.....

Now, if anyone is having trouble sleeping, I could give you a call--and either talk about the history or pre-Christian beliefs of the Old Norse, or the Federalist or anti-Federalist perspectives of our founders during the Constitutional era.  You'd even get to laugh at me a bit as I'd have to pause periodically to facilitate my coughing fits........
#12 | 1317 days ago



1.  Ashlie or Kat  - they are veterans of mixology

2. O - Fool

3. Kevin

4. No Call Needed - but if i was forced to make a call would be "Kantwistaye - Mike"

5. Tiger Pride
I'd call...  
#13 | 1317 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


1.  Ashlie or Kat  - they are veterans of mixology

2. O - Fool

3. Kevin

4. No Call Needed - but if i was forced to make a call would be "Kantwistaye - Mike"

5. Tiger Pride
1. Veterans of Mixology?

they put down my delicious blend of Jungle Joose. 5 exotic flavors mixed with 5 types of liquor
#14 | 1317 days ago

Kenne wrote:
1. Veterans of Mixology?

they put down my delicious blend of Jungle Joose. 5 exotic flavors mixed with 5 types of liquor


Your right Kenne !    Which is why i labeled them as "Veterans" and not "Masters" 
I'd call...  
#15 | 1317 days ago

Kenne wrote:
1. Veterans of Mixology?

they put down my delicious blend of Jungle Joose. 5 exotic flavors mixed with 5 types of liquor
stop it. you mixed a bunch of mess and drink it, and then you edit it every week so you really havent even invented it yet. ugh. talk to us when you get a final recipe.
You suck, what a stupid thing to say to me.  
#16 | 1317 days ago

Kenne wrote:
1. Veterans of Mixology?

they put down my delicious blend of Jungle Joose. 5 exotic flavors mixed with 5 types of liquor
You should never talk about the "vomit juice" again.
You suck, what a stupid thing to say to me.  
#17 | 1317 days ago

1. Ashlie
2. Fool
3. Toss up, I don't actually have to call anyone for this one. Kevin, Pat, Scott or Kramer
4. Kjarten
5. Tiger
You suck, what a stupid thing to say to me.  
#18 | 1317 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
 Since I agree with you 100% and you have taken this answer, I will answer with some new people. I also am 90% sure I know the answers to 3 of these questions.

1. I know this answer, but I would call Leigh/Ash/Kat
2. Beaneaters
3.I am 99% sure I know this answer, but I would call Joe/Sid/Stoney/Old Mike
4.I am 90% sure I know this answer, but I would call Glenda/Cuddles/Black Mike/Tiger Pride
5. Janet/Rogs/Kenne
I'd call...  
#19 | 1317 days ago

 Keebs, but that son of a bitch never answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#20 | 1317 days ago

I'm sure like my answers to anything else, these could change on any given day but I'll give it a shot

1 - I know this one but I'd call Ashlie or Nyce
2 - LoJo - he's a wealth of useless information
3 - One of my stats guys, gearhead or tpowell25
4 - My li'l political mod kantwistaye Mike
5 - Dodge - he knows all sorts of random stuff about creep movies
I'd call...  
#21 | 1317 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I actually think Norse knows the awswer to all of these. So would ask him every one.   Am I playing wrong?
 The weather out side is a little breezy, ... 
#22 | 1317 days ago

 Awesome poll
1. I'm pretty sure Woody has the highest blood/alcohol level, so that's who I'm drunk dialing.
2. My girl Violet, just based on the PHD's last name.
3. Cuddles is probably in bed at this time, so my 2nd choice is Nick.
4. I'm banking on kteacher here.
5. Come on, Nyce, I'm counting on you here.
I'd call...  
#23 | 1317 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
Kenne wrote:
1. Veterans of Mixology?

they put down my delicious blend of Jungle Joose. 5 exotic flavors mixed with 5 types of liquor
Really? Your jungle joose sounded like you took everyone's unfinished drinks, put them in a pitcher and drank it!! 


1.  What are the components of a Long Island Iced Tea? Ash

2.  In the 1968 Beatles cartoon fantasy Yellow Submarine, what did Jeremy Boob, Ph.D., use to repair the    sub's propeller, enabling the Fab Four to escape His Meaniness and the Blue Meanies?  Norse

3.  Which NFL team has the highest regular season winning percentage of all time? Kevin or Joe

4.  What was the exact date (mm/dd/yy) that John F. Kennedy was killed? Mike 
 
5.  Who directed "The Exorcist"? Janet or Becky
I'd call...  
#24 | 1317 days ago

1.  Ashlie
2.  Leigh
3.  Joe
4.  Norse
5.  Janet
I'd call...  
#25 | 1317 days ago

1. Kat
2. Kjartan
3. Joe
4. Kenne
5. Jason
#26 | 1316 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
1) No one - I know the answer to that
2) JEFF -  He listed all of the old time music on my Music Posts
3) No one - I know the answer to that
4) CAPTN SEAFOOD - He would know the answer to that
5) NORSE - Very knowledgable soul and most likely someone I could count on.
I'd call...  
#27 | 1316 days ago

1. Leigh (she does work in a bar) or Kevin
2. Odd
3. Joe or Kevin
4. Black Mike
5. JSmall

(you people who are calling me are assed out because though i know the answer I dont answer numbers I dont know!)
You suck, what a stupid thing to say to me.  
#28 | 1316 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
1. Leigh (she does work in a bar) or Kevin
2. Odd
3. Joe or Kevin
4. Black Mike
5. JSmall

(you people who are calling me are assed out because though i know the answer I dont answer numbers I dont know!)
I would call from my phone 
I'd call...  
#29 | 1316 days ago

I'd call
1.Derms-he's sexy
2.Keebs-love his high heels
3.Kat- she's a strong believer in kicking a man's ass
4.Blonde-she's a smart lady too
5.Beaneaters-all his gas goes to his brain
6.Everyone else that I didn't mention cause your all my family!
I'd call...  
#30 | 11/30/-1
(+)

(Edited by BikerBaby)
I'd call ........The Greenbay's coach!
#31 | 1316 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I would call from my phone 
well you'll always get an answer.
You suck, what a stupid thing to say to me.  
#32 | 1316 days ago

I would call anyone who can type fast, has a high speed Internet connection, and didn't stutter..
I'd call...  
#33 | 1316 days ago

1-Laurel
2-Beans
3-Mims
4-Tigerpride
5-Lobotomy
#34 | 1315 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
I would call anyone who can type fast, has a high speed Internet connection, and didn't stutter..
#35 | 1315 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
 OK, I'll call you for one of the questions... dang, those sad faces get me every time.  
I'd call...  
#36 | 1315 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
 OK, I'll call you for one of the questions... dang, those sad faces get me every time.  
Yay! But I warn you, You might  lose terribly because I have 2 out of those 3 symptoms
#37 | 1315 days ago

I will call the fastest typers
I'd call...  
#38 | 1309 days ago

1.  What are the components of a Long Island Iced Tea?  I know this cuz I work in a liquor store, AND I'm a bartender, but I'd phone hskrdave or Ash. 

2.  In the 1968 Beatles cartoon fantasy Yellow Submarine, what did Jeremy Boob, Ph.D., use to repair the    sub's propeller, enabling the Fab Four to escape His Meaniness and the Blue Meanies?  Kramer

3.  Which NFL team has the highest regular season winning percentage of all time?  Scott or Jengirrl or KSBengals

4.  What was the exact date (mm/dd/yy) that John F. Kennedy was killed?  I was gonna say Kjarten, but he said he didn't know, so I dunno now :(

5.  Who directed "The Exorcist"?  Nellie. Even if she didn't know, she'd come up with some kind of hilarious answer that would keep everyone laughing so hard they wouldn't remember what the question was, never mind the answer 

I'd call...  
#39 | 1309 days ago

I have to agree with Jack
I'd call...  
#40 | 1308 days ago

1.  What are the components of a Long Island Iced Tea? I'd call Leigh....(see NUMEROUS drunk "poles"...she's GOTTA know)

2.  In the 1968 Beatles cartoon fantasy Yellow Submarine, what did Jeremy Boob, Ph.D., use to repair the    sub's propeller, enabling the Fab Four to escape His Meaniness and the Blue Meanies? I'd call Don Boobie, but since he's not here...Ed (18packabs)

3.  Which NFL team has the highest regular season winning percentage of all time? Kramer

4.  What was the exact date (mm/dd/yy) that John F. Kennedy was killed? No call needed...I've been called Rain Man in my time...but a call would be placed to Leigh, especially if it were Happy Hour"

5.  Who directed "The Exorcist"? Ashlie...I'm not much of a movie watcher, and Ashlie is the Quote Lady...
I'd call...  

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