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Good Morning. I had something to say here but I can not recall it this morning, so we shall move on. Remember to hydrate.
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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
31 Fans 
3%a. Good Morning...
23%b. Loose lips sink ships...
16%c. Can't knock the hustle...
26%d. It has been madness...
19%e. Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....
0%f. Moist...
3%g. Sea Breeze...
10%h. Beaneaters...

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#7 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
i am still looped on the meds. but i have missed so much work the last couple of eeeks i gotta come in today. i just chased a blue pill with a blue monster. there's symmetry in that.

friday was probably the worst day of my life. or saturday. depends on how you define worse. on the way fome from a very invasive doctor's viit, i was driving in stopped houstion traffice and had a curly-haird douchbug try to pull ahead of me. i cared not so i let him in. he got into the lane beside me and kept asking if i was married. i didn't even look at him. so the guy pulled behind me and after about a mile and a half, gave my car a decent bump and got into the right trying to wave me down to pull over and exchange information. he can kiss my ass. in texas, you hit someone from behind, you're at fault, i don't have insurance to give, and your car is just as beaterish as mine, so enjoy your dented license plate and bumper you creepy, creepy man.

the rest of the weekend was spent on pain meds and i saw a lot of youtube in my downtime. i feel like i may have caught up with the times. not much to catch up on. a lot of bad music, a lot of episodes of people making jokes in the same humor, a lot of people showing off their call of duty stuff, lots of japan and then...there is rebecca black. i will be back to discuss her.

ta-ta for now.

p.s. the ref is the best chriastmas movie.
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
  
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#1 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
I too had something to say but all of that went out the window when I got to work this morning. Now I'm focusing all of my efforts on starting a couple coworkers on fire by just using my mind. Because they have royally pi$$ed me off! If I concentrate hard enough it'll happen.....
Can't knock the hustle...  
#2 | 1122 days ago

MSU loses to UCLA, ND gets humiliated by FSU, the Hawks lose Sharpie to a lower leg injury, and the Bulls lose to lowly Indiani.  On top of all that, Mike Floyd(ND's best player) went and got himself arrested for DUI.

Other than that, everything is peachy.  FML.....
It has been madness...  
#3 | 1122 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
MSU loses to UCLA, ND gets humiliated by FSU, the Hawks lose Sharpie to a lower leg injury, and the Bulls lose to lowly Indiani.  On top of all that, Mike Floyd(ND's best player) went and got himself arrested for DUI.

Other than that, everything is peachy.  FML.....
Glad you made it through St. Patty's/March Madness day. I was concerned...
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#4 | 1122 days ago

What's shakin .......bacons?!?!??!

My Blackhawks won last night.....HUGE win considering there are 4 teams fighting for the 5th to 8th seeds!

Baseball starts in a little less than 2 weeks but I'm not excited yet......then again, i'm a Cubs fan, so, it's hard to get excited.

65 degrees today in Chicago but they are calling for a high of 38 and snow flurries on Thursday......I have to keep telling myself that IT IS only MARCH.

Hope your day is drama-less!
Loose lips sink ships...  
#5 | 1122 days ago

Good Morning, Everybodee!

My son survived his concert last Friday.  He did fine, although, we could barely hear him over the background music, he looked like he kept his cool.  (He texted me before he went on, saying he was ready to go home, or at least to have me put the camera away.)  Afterwards, he said he messed up, and that my wife and I could tell.  Actually, with how soft he played, I couldn't.  Apparently, after the 1st or 2nd stanza he says he lost where he was and was mainly just playing random notes. 

But since he was playing jazz, there is no right or wrong...just his interpretation.  So, he did fine.  

All the kids did great.  Several first timers playing their instrument or singing in front of an audience.  Many of them enjoyed it greatly, and you could see that spark in their eyes that they want to continue.  Good for them, and good for the music program at the school.
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#6 | 1122 days ago

F'ning lets gear up for 2012.
My kit for survival:
1. Anti-radiation suit
2. Gas Mask
3. Undergo Batman Fitness and combat Training
4. Improve long jumps. (might have to jump over giant earth cracks)
5. Learn to Swim like Beowolf 
6. Urban Ninja + Parkour should help. Learn Those.
7. Get Laid.
8. Stock water in a hideout.
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#7 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
i am still looped on the meds. but i have missed so much work the last couple of eeeks i gotta come in today. i just chased a blue pill with a blue monster. there's symmetry in that.

friday was probably the worst day of my life. or saturday. depends on how you define worse. on the way fome from a very invasive doctor's viit, i was driving in stopped houstion traffice and had a curly-haird douchbug try to pull ahead of me. i cared not so i let him in. he got into the lane beside me and kept asking if i was married. i didn't even look at him. so the guy pulled behind me and after about a mile and a half, gave my car a decent bump and got into the right trying to wave me down to pull over and exchange information. he can kiss my ass. in texas, you hit someone from behind, you're at fault, i don't have insurance to give, and your car is just as beaterish as mine, so enjoy your dented license plate and bumper you creepy, creepy man.

the rest of the weekend was spent on pain meds and i saw a lot of youtube in my downtime. i feel like i may have caught up with the times. not much to catch up on. a lot of bad music, a lot of episodes of people making jokes in the same humor, a lot of people showing off their call of duty stuff, lots of japan and then...there is rebecca black. i will be back to discuss her.

ta-ta for now.

p.s. the ref is the best chriastmas movie.
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#8 | 1122 days ago

 I'm off to work, like 12th day in a row (maybe more).  

So Good Day.

(but hskrdave...)

I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!
It has been madness...  
#9 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Glad you made it through St. Patty's/March Madness day. I was concerned...
Haha, thanks.  I managed to pace myself pretty well. 
It has been madness...  
#10 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Morning Nutter Butter Heads!

I'm hoping the Kings can get back to winning at home tonight. I have almost forgotten what it feels like to see them win at home (sigh). Oh and Nick----->there are 7 teams fighting for spots 4-8th (could even throw 3rd in there if you want). It's crazy madness right now. 10th place team is only 5 points back from 4th. 

This week I have parent conferences. May they all show up and keep the chitchat down. 15 minutes is the limit. I wish I had a robot to escort those who go beyond the time limit out of my room. 

DWTS is tonight. Vote for Psycho Mike even if you don't watch. 

Have a mighty fine day. Remember to courtesy flush when needed.
Loose lips sink ships...  
#11 | 1122 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Another busy day in the mix.  It's looking as though I may be outlining a foundation for a new organization looking at becoming a 501c3 so that will be a positive effort.  Also, work still continues on preparing for my v-blog.  Attributed to the topics, a "legitimate" amount of research is required, but not for all.  Right now, I just want to have a few prepared before I actually start recording.

Aside from that, I'm probably going to take a nap this morning when the house quiets down.  I had one of those "restless" sleeps last night--the kind that make you think you should have just stayed up and you'd be feeling better....LOL!  Such is life.

Oh, I've been reading a new book that's actually really interesting, and though I am only a couple of days into it (it's history so it's not like you can just sit and read it cover to cover), I am very pleased with what I have read.  If this is a topic that interests you, here is a book review of Ron Chernow's: "Washington: A Life", by the NY Times: www.nytimes.com/2010/09/28/books/28book.html

#12 | 1122 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Mountain West is representin. Out of the 3 teams that made the tourney, 2 are in the sweet 16...take THAT big schools. Suck it!   Btw, I am NOT going to the sweet 16, its on a friggin thursday and the tickets are like 160 bucks. Maybe i'll drive to anaheim and sit outside the arena and listen to the game on my car stereo, it will be like i'm inside!  No, thats dumb. Dammit! 
#13 | 1122 days ago

Girl in the office just said to me "Woody, did my box come?' To which I replied "Who cares. I did!" Day is looking better already.
Can't knock the hustle...  
#14 | 1122 days ago


Good Morning Qville !



I really have very little worth reading !   It is officially "Killa Kat" day so everyone should have their favorite drink and some popcorn (non microwave)



Opening day of baseball season can not get here fast enough





That is ALL !
Loose lips sink ships...  
#15 | 1122 days ago

Morning Q'rs ! I got a question? Have you ever found yourself in the kitchen at 3:30 am talking to an empty Cuervo bottle annnd if that isn't bad enough, getting caught talking to said empty cuervo bottle by your friend Anna, who couldn't drive herself home the night before? Yeah! I'm not used to peeps over 4 ft in my house in the morning, so to say the least she scared the beejeesus outta me, she snickered at me, called me a dork and commandeered my bathroom, ah friends, gotta luv them....other than that my weekend was kicka**......I'm kinda crushing on Trevor Bayne's boyish good looks and (ahem) driving skills.......


It's hug a Dork day........Peace
It has been madness...  
#16 | 1122 days ago

Random Thoughts...

1.  Yesterday for some reason i sneezed about a million kajillion times...so at one point i said something along the lines of  "Jesus, all i need is to get sick now".  My kid...from down the hall in her room...screams.."Jesus, Dad, man up."  My girlfriend instantly did a spit-take and almost died laughing.  I cried a little and went outside.  *ssholes.

2.  Second interesting quip involving my eight year old...Saturday she stays at The Others house... (sidenote...The Others is my nickname for the my girlfriends parents)...and happens to take her huge book of Mad Libs.  My girlfriend doesnt know Mace and I have recently filled in quite a few of the pages one night when my brother and sister came over.  Hilarity does not ensue when the book gets passed around at The Others.   Her cousins now know that balls are hairy..."retarded" is a perfectly acceptable (and humorous) adjective in almost any case...and people can be spanked for other reasons besides punishment.

3.  Third quip.  Mace and one of her above mentioned cousins are riding in the back seat of my girlfriends car.  My girlfriend is listening to Pink.  My girlfriend notices how unusually quiet it is and turns around to see them pouring over the CD insert for the Pink CD while stifling laughter with tiny little hands.  Turns out my kid was showing her cousin all the "bad words" from the lyrics pages. Her cousin now knows the exact spelling of every cuss word in the book. 

4.  Here are the dreams i had last night for all you dream analysts.
a)  My ex boss c*ck blocks me from having a threesome with the two hotties from Criminal Minds.
b)  Im shopping for a new house with my mom and she picks out one of those little hobbit/shire house things for me and puts a down payment on one so that i can move in before its off the market.
c)  Im at my grandparents old house mowing the field with one of those sickle things that Brad Pitt uses at the end of Interview With A Vampire.
d)  Im surrounded by all you Q f*ckers and am forced to read every old post ive made since ive been a member. Something i read p*sses Stoney off to the point he wants to punch me.
e)  Im drowning and cant get to the surface in time for oxygen

Needless to say i didnt get much sleep last night.
It has been madness...  
#17 | 1122 days ago

Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land,and kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself, with nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat
I was lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
His name is Cactus Jack, I said, "Howdy", he said...
Beaneaters...  
#18 | 1122 days ago

Why are there people who drive under the speed limit in the fast lane?!? GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
so my weekend was eventful!  i hope i never lose my breaks again, it is scary as hell not having control of a vehicle. 
and my roomate has gotten herself a cat to keep her company....SIGH.....another thing for me to take care of. 
#19 | 1122 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts...

1.  Yesterday for some reason i sneezed about a million kajillion times...so at one point i said something along the lines of  "Jesus, all i need is to get sick now".  My kid...from down the hall in her room...screams.."Jesus, Dad, man up."  My girlfriend instantly did a spit-take and almost died laughing.  I cried a little and went outside.  *ssholes.

2.  Second interesting quip involving my eight year old...Saturday she stays at The Others house... (sidenote...The Others is my nickname for the my girlfriends parents)...and happens to take her huge book of Mad Libs.  My girlfriend doesnt know Mace and I have recently filled in quite a few of the pages one night when my brother and sister came over.  Hilarity does not ensue when the book gets passed around at The Others.   Her cousins now know that balls are hairy..."retarded" is a perfectly acceptable (and humorous) adjective in almost any case...and people can be spanked for other reasons besides punishment.

3.  Third quip.  Mace and one of her above mentioned cousins are riding in the back seat of my girlfriends car.  My girlfriend is listening to Pink.  My girlfriend notices how unusually quiet it is and turns around to see them pouring over the CD insert for the Pink CD while stifling laughter with tiny little hands.  Turns out my kid was showing her cousin all the "bad words" from the lyrics pages. Her cousin now knows the exact spelling of every cuss word in the book. 

4.  Here are the dreams i had last night for all you dream analysts.
a)  My ex boss c*ck blocks me from having a threesome with the two hotties from Criminal Minds.
b)  Im shopping for a new house with my mom and she picks out one of those little hobbit/shire house things for me and puts a down payment on one so that i can move in before its off the market.
c)  Im at my grandparents old house mowing the field with one of those sickle things that Brad Pitt uses at the end of Interview With A Vampire.
d)  Im surrounded by all you Q f*ckers and am forced to read every old post ive made since ive been a member. Something i read p*sses Stoney off to the point he wants to punch me.
e)  Im drowning and cant get to the surface in time for oxygen

Needless to say i didnt get much sleep last night.
I love that kid.
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#20 | 1122 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i am still looped on the meds. but i have missed so much work the last couple of eeeks i gotta come in today. i just chased a blue pill with a blue monster. there's symmetry in that.

friday was probably the worst day of my life. or saturday. depends on how you define worse. on the way fome from a very invasive doctor's viit, i was driving in stopped houstion traffice and had a curly-haird douchbug try to pull ahead of me. i cared not so i let him in. he got into the lane beside me and kept asking if i was married. i didn't even look at him. so the guy pulled behind me and after about a mile and a half, gave my car a decent bump and got into the right trying to wave me down to pull over and exchange information. he can kiss my ass. in texas, you hit someone from behind, you're at fault, i don't have insurance to give, and your car is just as beaterish as mine, so enjoy your dented license plate and bumper you creepy, creepy man.

the rest of the weekend was spent on pain meds and i saw a lot of youtube in my downtime. i feel like i may have caught up with the times. not much to catch up on. a lot of bad music, a lot of episodes of people making jokes in the same humor, a lot of people showing off their call of duty stuff, lots of japan and then...there is rebecca black. i will be back to discuss her.

ta-ta for now.

p.s. the ref is the best chriastmas movie.
WTF is an "eeek"?
Good Morning...  
#21 | 1122 days ago

Afternoon Q'ers....good weekend interrupted by MONDAY!!!  And RAIN!

Rangers WON Friday AND Sunday....only 9 games left....JUST   SHOOT   THE   PUCK!!!

Going to keep up the faith that I WILL win the lottery one day...oh yeah...I guess I should START buying tickets....Mega Millions is OVER $200 million...I won't play for less than that....$150 million is just NOT ENOUGH)

Gonna run.....catch everyone later!
Good Morning...  
#22 | 1122 days ago

Had one of those weekends where I just didn't want to get out of bed, so I stayed in. At least March Madness was on. Staying in bed again so far today, have a doctor's appointment in a little bit, so at least getting out once today.

Bracket was screwed on day 1, so just ripped it up and enjoyed all the upsets happening. Rooting for VCU the most, not only for their gameplay, but supposedly (heard from a friend at the games) VCU has one of the best school bands ever.

Had a dream last night I was Cory from Boy Meets World - this happening after I found out reruns are on ABC Family every morning at 6am, and I just DVR to watch them later. But if these dreams keep happening, I don't know, just slightly weird. At least there's Topanga around.
#23 | 1122 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Morning Q'rs ! I got a question? Have you ever found yourself in the kitchen at 3:30 am talking to an empty Cuervo bottle annnd if that isn't bad enough, getting caught talking to said empty cuervo bottle by your friend Anna, who couldn't drive herself home the night before? Yeah! I'm not used to peeps over 4 ft in my house in the morning, so to say the least she scared the beejeesus outta me, she snickered at me, called me a dork and commandeered my bathroom, ah friends, gotta luv them....other than that my weekend was kicka**......I'm kinda crushing on Trevor Bayne's boyish good looks and (ahem) driving skills.......


It's hug a Dork day........Peace
It's hug a Dork day........Peace



        Here I am!
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#24 | 1122 days ago

If you didn't like Bristol, you don't like NASCAR racing

Remember how Melo was the Savior of the Knicks who would fist-bump Amare and lead them to the promise land? Yeah, about that.... Knicks lose 5 of last 6

This "Peanuts" strip from 11 years ago referencing Tiger Woods has become much funnier
http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1998/03/20/

I have no one to play with today. All of my imaginary friends are either grounded or in time out!
Beaneaters...  
#25 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
Anyong tweeple

Hmmm, highlights of the weekend..
The Avs won a game and beat a team not named the St. Louis Blues for the first time possibly since the calendar turned to 2011

Jon Jones is a science damn beast, and I enjoyed watching him destroy Shogun Rua saturday night.  Also, watching Mirko Cro Cop get knocked the f*ck out was excellent.. In the faaaaaaaaace!!!!!

I'm afraid to look at my bracket.. It's like knowing there's a dead body in the woods and you're really intrigued and want to go look, but you know that when you actually do there's a good chance you are going to vomit. 
It's gonna come down to the wire as to wins the bet between Janet and myself concerning this sh*tty tournament.  She's a horrible winner, and I'm far too cocky to be a good loser.

I have a new favorite radio station.  XM 65, Backspin.. Playing the best hip hop from the 80s and 90s.. So good

And speaking of which, I leave you all with this a little ditty to get you smiling and this work week started in the right direction

Eazy-E - Eazy-Duz-It

Little Girl Voice) He was once a thug from around the way. Eazy, but you should(Eazy-E Interupts with) Bitch, Shut the f*ck up.Get the f*ck out of here. Yo Dre give me a funky ass bass line.

(Intro Chorus) What the f*ck is up? In the place to be.Coming on the mic is Eazy Mothaf*ckin-E.Dre is on the beat.Yella's on the cut. So listen right close while we rip sh*t up.(Sh*t Up echoes while fading.)



Well I'm Eazy-E, I got bitches galore
You may have a lot of bitches but I got much more
Wit my super duper group coming out to shoot
Eazy-E, muthaf*ckas cold knocking the boots
'Cause I'm a hip-hop thugster, I used to be a mugster
If you heard (Compton), you think I own a drugstore
Getting stupid because I know how
And if a sucker talks sh*t, I give him a (POW)
8 ball sipping, the bitches are flipping
Slow down, I hit a dipping, continue my tripping
Hitting my switches, collect my bitches
The money that I make so I can add to my riches
Fill my stash box and start rubbing my gat
Feeling good as hell because my pockets are fat
A hardcore villain cold roaming the streets
And wit a homie like Dre just supplying the beats

(Chorus)
Because I'm a gansta having fun
Never leave the pad without packing a gun
Hitting hard as f*ck I make you ask what was it
Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

I was knocking muthaf*ckas out
What's your name boy
Funky, fresh Eazy-E
Kick, kick that sh*t
Where you from fool, Compton, yea

Rolling through the hood, cold tearing sh*t up
Stick my head out the window and I say what's up
To the niggaz on the corner cold bumping the box
But you know that's an alibi for slanging the rocks
A dice game started so I said what the f*ck
So I put my sh*t in park and had to try my luck
Hard to roll wit my bitch jocking 24-7
Rolled them muthaf*ckas, ate 'em up, hit 11
Got another point, I made a ten a fo'
Was taking niggaz money and was itching for mo'
Laughing in their faces and said you're all making me rich
Till one punk got jealous, cold slap my bitch
He pulled out his gat, I knew he wouldn't last
So I said to myself, homeboy, you better think fast
He shot (gunshots), Then I shot (gunshots)
As you can see, I cold smoked his ass (ha ha)

Chorus

(Wait a minute, wait a minute, who does it)
Muthaf*cking Eazy duz it
But how does he do it
Eazy duz it do it eazy
That's what I'm doing
STOP
Man whatcha gonna do now

Now I'm a break it down just to tell a little story
Straight out the box from the gangsta category
About a sucker, a sucker muthaf*cka
He's addicted, he's a smoker but in Compton called a clucker
he used to have a house car and golden rings
But the cooky cooky crack took all those things
he must of been starving 'cause he broke in my house
Caught the n*gga on the street and straight took his ass out
Now I'm wanted for a murder that I had to commit
Yea I went to jail but that wasn't sh*t
Got to the station about a quarter of nine
Call my bitch to get me out 'cause I was down for mine
The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone
Now my only phone call was in the ganking zone
All the SH*T I did for her like keeping her rich
I swear when I get out, I'm gonna kill the bitch
Well by now you should know it was just my luck
The baliff of the station was a neighborhood cluck
I looked him straight in the eye and said what's up
And said let's make a deal, you know I'll do you up
Now back on the streets and my records are clean
I creeped on my bitch wit my uzi machine
Went to the house and kicked down the do'
Unloaded like hell, cold smoked the ho

Chorus

From around the way, born in '73
Harcore B-boy named Eazy-E
It's '88 now, '73's obselete
A n*gga wit a serious ass attitude and 100% street
And if you all wanna hear some more
In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother
Word to the muthaf*cka
Loose lips sink ships...  
#26 | 1122 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas 

So while all you people got up early to get to work, I was nice and warm in bed. Its Monday and I have the day off!  Not sure exactly what I am doing today, but part of the day will be devoted to Killa Kat's! 

I hope everyone has a wonderful day...and by all means be jealous that you are at work and I'm not! 
Can't knock the hustle...  
#27 | 1122 days ago

Happy Monday.          Car is now insured and tagged.  The "un-government" experience only took 45 minutes.

Took it out for my first on road with other drivers experience this a.m.  It went o.k.   Except for this:

I was the first car at the light at the railroad tracks.  This happens to be the only place besides on and off ramps that
has any elevation to it.  I was worried about rolling back into the crusty old lady behind me who was close enough I could smell
her Jean Nate'.   So I pushed in the clutch and punched.  That little Honda can seriously lay down some rubber!   Of course, a WPB cop was next to me and gave me the look.  At the next light, my friend  stuck her 36DD's out the window and explained I was student driving.  He laughed and said to to " Let the clutch out slower next time and easy on the gas."           She  always gets us out of stuff with those things!!!

Peace!!

PS   The job I quit gave everyone notes on their paychecks  Friday 
to PLEASE DON'T CASH UNTIL THE 22nd.     Red flag!!!!!!  Glad I walked away from that mess.
Loose lips sink ships...  
#28 | 1122 days ago

 I'm finally sobering up from last night.

We have a basement in our apartment., but we never go in it.. until last night.  It was pretty empty and really creepy.  We went upstairs and the little part that block the entrance to our attic was moved.  Also some random suitcase we found downstairs is still outside because we wouldn't let our friend open it inside.  And at some point my finger start bleeding.

So that happened.

If I die anytime soon, y'all know why.
#29 | 1122 days ago

It's raining= NO BUENO.

I just realized I was a smarty pants kid at age 7, and I am out of Trio bars. Oh.....and my coffee is cold.

Kat---I'm only jealous a tiny bit because  in two weeks, I'm out for Spring Break. neeners.
Loose lips sink ships...  
#30 | 1122 days ago

If you enjoy documentaries and/or just want to feel better about your station in life, you have to check out the movie The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.. Pure gold
Loose lips sink ships...  
#31 | 1122 days ago

kteacher wrote:
It's raining= NO BUENO.

I just realized I was a smarty pants kid at age 7, and I am out of Trio bars. Oh.....and my coffee is cold.

Kat---I'm only jealous a tiny bit because  in two weeks, I'm out for Spring Break. neeners.
When you are off for Spring Break I will be very jealous!
Can't knock the hustle...  
#32 | 1122 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
If you enjoy documentaries and/or just want to feel better about your station in life, you have to check out the movie The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.. Pure gold
Also watch The Motel Kids of Orange County.
Loose lips sink ships...  
#33 | 1122 days ago

icfeet wrote:
WTF is an "eeek"?
I don't count my time in minutes, hours, days, weeks, etc...but in moments that make me go "eeek." and now that it's junebug season, the eeeks are just flying past.
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#34 | 1122 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i am still looped on the meds. but i have missed so much work the last couple of eeeks i gotta come in today. i just chased a blue pill with a blue monster. there's symmetry in that.

friday was probably the worst day of my life. or saturday. depends on how you define worse. on the way fome from a very invasive doctor's viit, i was driving in stopped houstion traffice and had a curly-haird douchbug try to pull ahead of me. i cared not so i let him in. he got into the lane beside me and kept asking if i was married. i didn't even look at him. so the guy pulled behind me and after about a mile and a half, gave my car a decent bump and got into the right trying to wave me down to pull over and exchange information. he can kiss my ass. in texas, you hit someone from behind, you're at fault, i don't have insurance to give, and your car is just as beaterish as mine, so enjoy your dented license plate and bumper you creepy, creepy man.

the rest of the weekend was spent on pain meds and i saw a lot of youtube in my downtime. i feel like i may have caught up with the times. not much to catch up on. a lot of bad music, a lot of episodes of people making jokes in the same humor, a lot of people showing off their call of duty stuff, lots of japan and then...there is rebecca black. i will be back to discuss her.

ta-ta for now.

p.s. the ref is the best chriastmas movie.
I may have perpetuated the Rebecca Black thing by posting a link to it on FE last week.  But you have to admit, one, it's catchy and two, it's so horrible that you HAVE to watch it (it's almost my new honey badger ... almost).

Good day bitches.

So now that I'm near finishing "Phantoms" on the Kindle, it's time to get a new book.    We'll ignore the fact that I have about 28 books on there already that are waiting to be read.  I've reviewed them all and I'm not in the mood to read any of them, so, moot point.  
So, I'm scrolling through Amazon last night, mostly the free books since I don't feel like spending money on any more books (I'd feel semi-guilty about having so many books I've already paid for sitting in line, and then going and spending MORE money on another book), and I noticed that there are a lot of erotic novels.  I mean a LOT ... pages and pages of them.  Most with giggle-worthy titles, such as "Not Just Another Orgy", "Slow Hands", "Slow Ride: A Rough Riders Story", and my personal favorite, "Speed Dating".  
"Speed Dating" is a Harlequin novel ... sponsored by NASCAR ... with a real driver cameo appearance.  I sh*t you not.  

Who in the world would really want to buy a cheesy erotic novel, sponsored by a sport, with an appearance by a driver?  I mean, is there really a market for this?  Who reads these things?  WTF?  

So I, of course, downloaded it    and after I read a few chapters, I came to realize that it is, indeed, ridiculous.  On the plus side, it gave me something to talk about on FE and I learned (thank you Kindle built-in dictionary) that "perineum" is the official medical term for the taint.  

It has been madness...  
#35 | 1122 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
It's hug a Dork day........Peace



        Here I am!
It has been madness...  
#36 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I may have perpetuated the Rebecca Black thing by posting a link to it on FE last week.  But you have to admit, one, it's catchy and two, it's so horrible that you HAVE to watch it (it's almost my new honey badger ... almost).

Good day bitches.

So now that I'm near finishing "Phantoms" on the Kindle, it's time to get a new book.    We'll ignore the fact that I have about 28 books on there already that are waiting to be read.  I've reviewed them all and I'm not in the mood to read any of them, so, moot point.  
So, I'm scrolling through Amazon last night, mostly the free books since I don't feel like spending money on any more books (I'd feel semi-guilty about having so many books I've already paid for sitting in line, and then going and spending MORE money on another book), and I noticed that there are a lot of erotic novels.  I mean a LOT ... pages and pages of them.  Most with giggle-worthy titles, such as "Not Just Another Orgy", "Slow Hands", "Slow Ride: A Rough Riders Story", and my personal favorite, "Speed Dating".  
"Speed Dating" is a Harlequin novel ... sponsored by NASCAR ... with a real driver cameo appearance.  I sh*t you not.  

Who in the world would really want to buy a cheesy erotic novel, sponsored by a sport, with an appearance by a driver?  I mean, is there really a market for this?  Who reads these things?  WTF?  

So I, of course, downloaded it    and after I read a few chapters, I came to realize that it is, indeed, ridiculous.  On the plus side, it gave me something to talk about on FE and I learned (thank you Kindle built-in dictionary) that "perineum" is the official medical term for the taint.  

wow
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#37 | 1122 days ago

Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#38 | 1122 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Anyong tweeple

Hmmm, highlights of the weekend..
The Avs won a game and beat a team not named the St. Louis Blues for the first time possibly since the calendar turned to 2011

Jon Jones is a science damn beast, and I enjoyed watching him destroy Shogun Rua saturday night.  Also, watching Mirko Cro Cop get knocked the f*ck out was excellent.. In the faaaaaaaaace!!!!!

I'm afraid to look at my bracket.. It's like knowing there's a dead body in the woods and you're really intrigued and want to go look, but you know that when you actually do there's a good chance you are going to vomit. 
It's gonna come down to the wire as to wins the bet between Janet and myself concerning this sh*tty tournament.  She's a horrible winner, and I'm far too cocky to be a good loser.

I have a new favorite radio station.  XM 65, Backspin.. Playing the best hip hop from the 80s and 90s.. So good

And speaking of which, I leave you all with this a little ditty to get you smiling and this work week started in the right direction

Eazy-E - Eazy-Duz-It

Little Girl Voice) He was once a thug from around the way. Eazy, but you should(Eazy-E Interupts with) Bitch, Shut the f*ck up.Get the f*ck out of here. Yo Dre give me a funky ass bass line.

(Intro Chorus) What the f*ck is up? In the place to be.Coming on the mic is Eazy Mothaf*ckin-E.Dre is on the beat.Yella's on the cut. So listen right close while we rip sh*t up.(Sh*t Up echoes while fading.)



Well I'm Eazy-E, I got bitches galore
You may have a lot of bitches but I got much more
Wit my super duper group coming out to shoot
Eazy-E, muthaf*ckas cold knocking the boots
'Cause I'm a hip-hop thugster, I used to be a mugster
If you heard (Compton), you think I own a drugstore
Getting stupid because I know how
And if a sucker talks sh*t, I give him a (POW)
8 ball sipping, the bitches are flipping
Slow down, I hit a dipping, continue my tripping
Hitting my switches, collect my bitches
The money that I make so I can add to my riches
Fill my stash box and start rubbing my gat
Feeling good as hell because my pockets are fat
A hardcore villain cold roaming the streets
And wit a homie like Dre just supplying the beats

(Chorus)
Because I'm a gansta having fun
Never leave the pad without packing a gun
Hitting hard as f*ck I make you ask what was it
Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

I was knocking muthaf*ckas out
What's your name boy
Funky, fresh Eazy-E
Kick, kick that sh*t
Where you from fool, Compton, yea

Rolling through the hood, cold tearing sh*t up
Stick my head out the window and I say what's up
To the niggaz on the corner cold bumping the box
But you know that's an alibi for slanging the rocks
A dice game started so I said what the f*ck
So I put my sh*t in park and had to try my luck
Hard to roll wit my bitch jocking 24-7
Rolled them muthaf*ckas, ate 'em up, hit 11
Got another point, I made a ten a fo'
Was taking niggaz money and was itching for mo'
Laughing in their faces and said you're all making me rich
Till one punk got jealous, cold slap my bitch
He pulled out his gat, I knew he wouldn't last
So I said to myself, homeboy, you better think fast
He shot (gunshots), Then I shot (gunshots)
As you can see, I cold smoked his ass (ha ha)

Chorus

(Wait a minute, wait a minute, who does it)
Muthaf*cking Eazy duz it
But how does he do it
Eazy duz it do it eazy
That's what I'm doing
STOP
Man whatcha gonna do now

Now I'm a break it down just to tell a little story
Straight out the box from the gangsta category
About a sucker, a sucker muthaf*cka
He's addicted, he's a smoker but in Compton called a clucker
he used to have a house car and golden rings
But the cooky cooky crack took all those things
he must of been starving 'cause he broke in my house
Caught the n*gga on the street and straight took his ass out
Now I'm wanted for a murder that I had to commit
Yea I went to jail but that wasn't sh*t
Got to the station about a quarter of nine
Call my bitch to get me out 'cause I was down for mine
The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone
Now my only phone call was in the ganking zone
All the SH*T I did for her like keeping her rich
I swear when I get out, I'm gonna kill the bitch
Well by now you should know it was just my luck
The baliff of the station was a neighborhood cluck
I looked him straight in the eye and said what's up
And said let's make a deal, you know I'll do you up
Now back on the streets and my records are clean
I creeped on my bitch wit my uzi machine
Went to the house and kicked down the do'
Unloaded like hell, cold smoked the ho

Chorus

From around the way, born in '73
Harcore B-boy named Eazy-E
It's '88 now, '73's obselete
A n*gga wit a serious ass attitude and 100% street
And if you all wanna hear some more
In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother
Word to the muthaf*cka
I almost PQed you, but I'M not that petty.  Buttface.

Horrible winner, my ass.  F**ker.


It has been madness...  
#39 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I may have perpetuated the Rebecca Black thing by posting a link to it on FE last week.  But you have to admit, one, it's catchy and two, it's so horrible that you HAVE to watch it (it's almost my new honey badger ... almost).

Good day bitches.

So now that I'm near finishing "Phantoms" on the Kindle, it's time to get a new book.    We'll ignore the fact that I have about 28 books on there already that are waiting to be read.  I've reviewed them all and I'm not in the mood to read any of them, so, moot point.  
So, I'm scrolling through Amazon last night, mostly the free books since I don't feel like spending money on any more books (I'd feel semi-guilty about having so many books I've already paid for sitting in line, and then going and spending MORE money on another book), and I noticed that there are a lot of erotic novels.  I mean a LOT ... pages and pages of them.  Most with giggle-worthy titles, such as "Not Just Another Orgy", "Slow Hands", "Slow Ride: A Rough Riders Story", and my personal favorite, "Speed Dating".  
"Speed Dating" is a Harlequin novel ... sponsored by NASCAR ... with a real driver cameo appearance.  I sh*t you not.  

Who in the world would really want to buy a cheesy erotic novel, sponsored by a sport, with an appearance by a driver?  I mean, is there really a market for this?  Who reads these things?  WTF?  

So I, of course, downloaded it    and after I read a few chapters, I came to realize that it is, indeed, ridiculous.  On the plus side, it gave me something to talk about on FE and I learned (thank you Kindle built-in dictionary) that "perineum" is the official medical term for the taint.  

i have listened to it at least 14 times today. my phone was drained of life (and self respect, i'm sure) by lunch. it was touch-n-go for the drive back but i got'er on the charger now. i think i'm actually going to go spend money on it on itunes. i know i am only making the situation worse by supporting it, but it really is amazing.

usher needs to just stop it now with the little kids.

p.s. i'd read a baseball romance in a heartbeat.
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#40 | 1122 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i have listened to it at least 14 times today. my phone was drained of life (and self respect, i'm sure) by lunch. it was touch-n-go for the drive back but i got'er on the charger now. i think i'm actually going to go spend money on it on itunes. i know i am only making the situation worse by supporting it, but it really is amazing.

usher needs to just stop it now with the little kids.

p.s. i'd read a baseball romance in a heartbeat.
It got stuck in my head 3 days in a row ... the bois were ready to punch me in the face, especially since I don't know the words so I kept singing "Friday, Friday ... something something stupid Friday" over and over.  

PS to your PS - I knew you would, and if I had any swoon-worthy athletes on my list, I might too (but NASCAR?  Go ahead racing fans, PQ away).
It has been madness...  
#41 | 1122 days ago

"...on MY list..."




It has been madness...  
#42 | 1122 days ago

No, I don't think she's that hot anyway.  
Any other ideas?
It has been madness...  
#43 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I almost PQed you, but I'M not that petty.  Buttface.

Horrible winner, my ass.  F**ker.


we'll see
Loose lips sink ships...  
#44 | 1122 days ago

Try this on for size ... at least it provides some giggles.


It has been madness...  
#45 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
It got stuck in my head 3 days in a row ... the bois were ready to punch me in the face, especially since I don't know the words so I kept singing "Friday, Friday ... something something stupid Friday" over and over.  

PS to your PS - I knew you would, and if I had any swoon-worthy athletes on my list, I might too (but NASCAR?  Go ahead racing fans, PQ away).
i like the part about germans on the highway.

ps to your ps to my ps. or a nasty erotic tale featuring camilo villegas. i've pretty much already written that one. look him up. no. i'll do it for you.


and yes. there is a picture out there of him doing this nekkid.
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#46 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
kteacher wrote:
Morning Nutter Butter Heads!

I'm hoping the Kings can get back to winning at home tonight. I have almost forgotten what it feels like to see them win at home (sigh). Oh and Nick----->there are 7 teams fighting for spots 4-8th (could even throw 3rd in there if you want). It's crazy madness right now. 10th place team is only 5 points back from 4th. 

This week I have parent conferences. May they all show up and keep the chitchat down. 15 minutes is the limit. I wish I had a robot to escort those who go beyond the time limit out of my room. 

DWTS is tonight. Vote for Psycho Mike even if you don't watch. 

Have a mighty fine day. Remember to courtesy flush when needed.
 See how fast it changed?!?!?!  When I wrote my post, it was only 4 teams.

DAMN!   
Loose lips sink ships...  
#47 | 1122 days ago

3 weeks till the due date of my  granddaughter.   the house is becoming a wasteland of baby stuff.  (all for when baby visits)   i was beginning to think we were having the child.  anyway, i put together one of those baby swings.  the wife was farting around with it last night and strategically left it in the hallway.  (you know whats coming)   i trip on it in the dark.  sore shin, knot on my mellon from ramming the wall, not to mention a rather sore "other" area of my body caused by the swing catapulting upward. and a butt chewing for waking her up when the G-D  thing started playing music at 2:30 in the morning and woke her up.   somehow this is all my fault.   I NEED A HUG
It has been madness...  
#48 | 1122 days ago

it could probably work with or without
Loose lips sink ships...  
#49 | 1122 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it could probably work with or without
Agreed.....  I always frustrated the heck out of the professors of the subjects that require a straight-forward writing style, as I tend to use punctuation as a means to direct the flow of what I am trying to say; though my writing professors generally told me something to the effect that 'it's not--technically correct, but you make it work' .  I'm sure those who are adept in writing are induced with a few head-shakes, and possibly a facepalm or two with my writing style....heh, heh.
#50 | 1122 days ago

Finally back in DC after a week at home, where I was for reasons I don't want to go into (but weren't good, needless to say). Getting back into the routine of daily life has been huge. Well, except for the downpour during the morning commute. That pretty much sucked.

Meanwhile, the IndyCar season finally starts on Sunday, and Tony Kanaan finally has a full-time ride. Progress.
#51 | 1122 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Bruce Pearl is a creepy, creepy man.

I am amazed that I will be 31 on Saturday.  I don't feel 31.  I'm not saying 31 is old (cuz it's not)...I just don't feel it.

That's all I got today.
#52 | 1122 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
3 weeks till the due date of my  granddaughter.   the house is becoming a wasteland of baby stuff.  (all for when baby visits)   i was beginning to think we were having the child.  anyway, i put together one of those baby swings.  the wife was farting around with it last night and strategically left it in the hallway.  (you know whats coming)   i trip on it in the dark.  sore shin, knot on my mellon from ramming the wall, not to mention a rather sore "other" area of my body caused by the swing catapulting upward. and a butt chewing for waking her up when the G-D  thing started playing music at 2:30 in the morning and woke her up.   somehow this is all my fault.   I NEED A HUG
This made me giggle...the belly kind:

i trip on it in the dark.  sore shin, knot on my mellon from ramming the wall, not to mention a rather sore "other" area of my body caused by the swing catapulting upward. and a butt chewing for waking her up when the G-D  thing started playing music at 2:30 in the morning and woke her up. 

I don't mean to laugh at your misfortune, and I hope you're ok, but the visual of this entire incident is hysterical.
Can't knock the hustle...  
#53 | 1122 days ago

How ironic!  I just got done reading this one


Loose lips sink ships...  
#54 | 1122 days ago

Hola Qlanders

I'm wore out from the weekend. Managed to get draft in for 4 divisions and get the old backstop tore down. I can vouch for one thing, things were built better in the "old day/ past". Only problem is, they didn't think about the poor S.O.B. who had to replace it. That damn backstop took 5 guys, 6 hours to tear down. The 8 uprights had to have 3 yards of concrete on them each and weighed more than a truck. On the plus side, I now have 8 concrete Nikes for stupid parents when I throw them in the local lake.

Jot out.....
It has been madness...  
#55 | 1122 days ago

Sometimes it is hard to make it through the day...
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  
#56 | 1121 days ago

Evening Q-ers.  I'm incredibly f**king tired, as we had one worker go home sick this morning and no one to call int.  I spent 4 of my 7 hour shift working till, and two more working empties.  Both were incredibly busy, even though we are in the middle of the third day of a snowfall like we haven't seen for.....oh, maybe a week.  The road clearing companies have decided to quit clearing snow, so it is just piling up and going nowhere.  Driving home tonight was like driving across a snow covered field with no clue where the ditches are.  I have a 9 hour day tomorrow, and it starts really early, so no doubt I will be breaking the way thru the snowy mess for everyone else following me.  My hubby got a new phone and he is already mad at it cuz he can't figure out how to do everything and it is the phone's fault..............of course.

My son is so incredible.  He has accepted that there is just favoritsm in his school, in his Musical Theatre class and has already started memorizing his part, and vowing to do it better than anyone has before.  I love him so much.

My daughter cleaned house today while I was at work, without being asked.  When her dad offered her $20 for her efforst, she told him she just did it to help out cuz she knew both of us had busy weeks ahead of us and she just wanted to help out. 

I can't help but think there is an ulterior motive, but for now I'll just be thankful and naive (sp?)

Tell someone you love that you love them.  A much loved member of our community was killed in a car accident the other day when someone fell asleep at the wheel.  He was innocently sitting in a marked left turn lane and the woman's vehicle travelled across two lanes of traffic and straight into him.  He never had a chance.  She walked away, and all because she couldn't pull over for an hour nap.  She still had 2 more hours to travel and figured she was good to go.  Now she gets to live with the fact that she killed someone and his family has to live with his loss.  His son graduates in June without dad to see it.  Sad situation that didn't need to happen. 

So, I'll change that.  Tell everyone you love that you love them.  You might not get another chance.
It has been madness...  
#57 | 1121 days ago

We went and took some guys tow in surfing yesterday afternoon.   I feel like I got in a car accident.
Never, ever again.  I was soaked head to toe before we even made it out of the inlet.  that was the only non-sucky part.
  • BEST SWELL DIRECTION:
    S, ESE, NNE
  • BEST SIZE:
    chest- to head-high on the inside, double overhead on the outside
  • BEST WIND:
    WNW is offshore. ESE creates good windswell.
  • BEST TIDE:
    incoming
And today it is flat (almost)            Going to work for my lady.    Have a good day.
Loose lips sink ships...  
#58 | 1121 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it could probably work with or without
I just saw this.  
It has been madness...  
#59 | 1121 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I just saw this.  
Loose lips sink ships...  
#60 | 1121 days ago

 and Post #69.

Damn it was a slow (yester)day
It has been madness...  
#61 | 1121 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 and Post #69.

Damn it was a slow (yester)day
very
Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding....  

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