MSU loses to UCLA, ND gets humiliated by FSU, the Hawks lose Sharpie to a lower leg injury, and the Bulls lose to lowly Indiani.  On top of all that, Mike Floyd(ND's best player) went and got himself arrested for DUI.

Other than that, everything is peachy.  FML.....

Glad you made it through St. Patty's/March Madness day. I was concerned...

Random Thoughts...

1.  Yesterday for some reason i sneezed about a million kajillion times...so at one point i said something along the lines of  "Jesus, all i need is to get sick now".  My kid...from down the hall in her room...screams.."Jesus, Dad, man up."  My girlfriend instantly did a spit-take and almost died laughing.  I cried a little and went outside.  *ssholes.

2.  Second interesting quip involving my eight year old...Saturday she stays at The Others house... (sidenote...The Others is my nickname for the my girlfriends parents)...and happens to take her huge book of Mad Libs.  My girlfriend doesnt know Mace and I have recently filled in quite a few of the pages one night when my brother and sister came over.  Hilarity does not ensue when the book gets passed around at The Others.   Her cousins now know that balls are hairy..."retarded" is a perfectly acceptable (and humorous) adjective in almost any case...and people can be spanked for other reasons besides punishment.

3.  Third quip.  Mace and one of her above mentioned cousins are riding in the back seat of my girlfriends car.  My girlfriend is listening to Pink.  My girlfriend notices how unusually quiet it is and turns around to see them pouring over the CD insert for the Pink CD while stifling laughter with tiny little hands.  Turns out my kid was showing her cousin all the "bad words" from the lyrics pages. Her cousin now knows the exact spelling of every cuss word in the book. 

4.  Here are the dreams i had last night for all you dream analysts.
a)  My ex boss c*ck blocks me from having a threesome with the two hotties from Criminal Minds.
b)  Im shopping for a new house with my mom and she picks out one of those little hobbit/shire house things for me and puts a down payment on one so that i can move in before its off the market.
c)  Im at my grandparents old house mowing the field with one of those sickle things that Brad Pitt uses at the end of Interview With A Vampire.
d)  Im surrounded by all you Q f*ckers and am forced to read every old post ive made since ive been a member. Something i read p*sses Stoney off to the point he wants to punch me.
e)  Im drowning and cant get to the surface in time for oxygen

Needless to say i didnt get much sleep last night.

i am still looped on the meds. but i have missed so much work the last couple of eeeks i gotta come in today. i just chased a blue pill with a blue monster. there's symmetry in that.

friday was probably the worst day of my life. or saturday. depends on how you define worse. on the way fome from a very invasive doctor's viit, i was driving in stopped houstion traffice and had a curly-haird douchbug try to pull ahead of me. i cared not so i let him in. he got into the lane beside me and kept asking if i was married. i didn't even look at him. so the guy pulled behind me and after about a mile and a half, gave my car a decent bump and got into the right trying to wave me down to pull over and exchange information. he can kiss my ass. in texas, you hit someone from behind, you're at fault, i don't have insurance to give, and your car is just as beaterish as mine, so enjoy your dented license plate and bumper you creepy, creepy man.

the rest of the weekend was spent on pain meds and i saw a lot of youtube in my downtime. i feel like i may have caught up with the times. not much to catch up on. a lot of bad music, a lot of episodes of people making jokes in the same humor, a lot of people showing off their call of duty stuff, lots of japan and then...there is rebecca black. i will be back to discuss her.

ta-ta for now.

p.s. the ref is the best chriastmas movie.

Morning Q'rs ! I got a question? Have you ever found yourself in the kitchen at 3:30 am talking to an empty Cuervo bottle annnd if that isn't bad enough, getting caught talking to said empty cuervo bottle by your friend Anna, who couldn't drive herself home the night before? Yeah! I'm not used to peeps over 4 ft in my house in the morning, so to say the least she scared the beejeesus outta me, she snickered at me, called me a dork and commandeered my bathroom, ah friends, gotta luv them....other than that my weekend was kicka**......I'm kinda crushing on Trevor Bayne's boyish good looks and (ahem) driving skills.......


It's hug a Dork day........Peace

It's raining= NO BUENO.

I just realized I was a smarty pants kid at age 7, and I am out of Trio bars. Oh.....and my coffee is cold.

Kat---I'm only jealous a tiny bit because  in two weeks, I'm out for Spring Break. neeners.

If you enjoy documentaries and/or just want to feel better about your station in life, you have to check out the movie The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.. Pure gold

WTF is an "eeek"?

i am still looped on the meds. but i have missed so much work the last couple of eeeks i gotta come in today. i just chased a blue pill with a blue monster. there's symmetry in that.

friday was probably the worst day of my life. or saturday. depends on how you define worse. on the way fome from a very invasive doctor's viit, i was driving in stopped houstion traffice and had a curly-haird douchbug try to pull ahead of me. i cared not so i let him in. he got into the lane beside me and kept asking if i was married. i didn't even look at him. so the guy pulled behind me and after about a mile and a half, gave my car a decent bump and got into the right trying to wave me down to pull over and exchange information. he can kiss my ass. in texas, you hit someone from behind, you're at fault, i don't have insurance to give, and your car is just as beaterish as mine, so enjoy your dented license plate and bumper you creepy, creepy man.

the rest of the weekend was spent on pain meds and i saw a lot of youtube in my downtime. i feel like i may have caught up with the times. not much to catch up on. a lot of bad music, a lot of episodes of people making jokes in the same humor, a lot of people showing off their call of duty stuff, lots of japan and then...there is rebecca black. i will be back to discuss her.

ta-ta for now.

p.s. the ref is the best chriastmas movie.

It's hug a Dork day........Peace



        Here I am!

I may have perpetuated the Rebecca Black thing by posting a link to it on FE last week.  But you have to admit, one, it's catchy and two, it's so horrible that you HAVE to watch it (it's almost my new honey badger ... almost).

Good day bitches.

So now that I'm near finishing "Phantoms" on the Kindle, it's time to get a new book.    We'll ignore the fact that I have about 28 books on there already that are waiting to be read.  I've reviewed them all and I'm not in the mood to read any of them, so, moot point.  
So, I'm scrolling through Amazon last night, mostly the free books since I don't feel like spending money on any more books (I'd feel semi-guilty about having so many books I've already paid for sitting in line, and then going and spending MORE money on another book), and I noticed that there are a lot of erotic novels.  I mean a LOT ... pages and pages of them.  Most with giggle-worthy titles, such as "Not Just Another Orgy", "Slow Hands", "Slow Ride: A Rough Riders Story", and my personal favorite, "Speed Dating".  
"Speed Dating" is a Harlequin novel ... sponsored by NASCAR ... with a real driver cameo appearance.  I sh*t you not.  

Who in the world would really want to buy a cheesy erotic novel, sponsored by a sport, with an appearance by a driver?  I mean, is there really a market for this?  Who reads these things?  WTF?  

So I, of course, downloaded it    and after I read a few chapters, I came to realize that it is, indeed, ridiculous.  On the plus side, it gave me something to talk about on FE and I learned (thank you Kindle built-in dictionary) that "perineum" is the official medical term for the taint.  

Anyong tweeple

Hmmm, highlights of the weekend..
The Avs won a game and beat a team not named the St. Louis Blues for the first time possibly since the calendar turned to 2011

Jon Jones is a science damn beast, and I enjoyed watching him destroy Shogun Rua saturday night.  Also, watching Mirko Cro Cop get knocked the f*ck out was excellent.. In the faaaaaaaaace!!!!!

I'm afraid to look at my bracket.. It's like knowing there's a dead body in the woods and you're really intrigued and want to go look, but you know that when you actually do there's a good chance you are going to vomit. 
It's gonna come down to the wire as to wins the bet between Janet and myself concerning this sh*tty tournament.  She's a horrible winner, and I'm far too cocky to be a good loser.

I have a new favorite radio station.  XM 65, Backspin.. Playing the best hip hop from the 80s and 90s.. So good

And speaking of which, I leave you all with this a little ditty to get you smiling and this work week started in the right direction

Eazy-E - Eazy-Duz-It

Little Girl Voice) He was once a thug from around the way. Eazy, but you should(Eazy-E Interupts with) Bitch, Shut the f*ck up.Get the f*ck out of here. Yo Dre give me a funky ass bass line.

(Intro Chorus) What the f*ck is up? In the place to be.Coming on the mic is Eazy Mothaf*ckin-E.Dre is on the beat.Yella's on the cut. So listen right close while we rip sh*t up.(Sh*t Up echoes while fading.)



Well I'm Eazy-E, I got bitches galore
You may have a lot of bitches but I got much more
Wit my super duper group coming out to shoot
Eazy-E, muthaf*ckas cold knocking the boots
'Cause I'm a hip-hop thugster, I used to be a mugster
If you heard (Compton), you think I own a drugstore
Getting stupid because I know how
And if a sucker talks sh*t, I give him a (POW)
8 ball sipping, the bitches are flipping
Slow down, I hit a dipping, continue my tripping
Hitting my switches, collect my bitches
The money that I make so I can add to my riches
Fill my stash box and start rubbing my gat
Feeling good as hell because my pockets are fat
A hardcore villain cold roaming the streets
And wit a homie like Dre just supplying the beats

(Chorus)
Because I'm a gansta having fun
Never leave the pad without packing a gun
Hitting hard as f*ck I make you ask what was it
Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it

I was knocking muthaf*ckas out
What's your name boy
Funky, fresh Eazy-E
Kick, kick that sh*t
Where you from fool, Compton, yea

Rolling through the hood, cold tearing sh*t up
Stick my head out the window and I say what's up
To the niggaz on the corner cold bumping the box
But you know that's an alibi for slanging the rocks
A dice game started so I said what the f*ck
So I put my sh*t in park and had to try my luck
Hard to roll wit my bitch jocking 24-7
Rolled them muthaf*ckas, ate 'em up, hit 11
Got another point, I made a ten a fo'
Was taking niggaz money and was itching for mo'
Laughing in their faces and said you're all making me rich
Till one punk got jealous, cold slap my bitch
He pulled out his gat, I knew he wouldn't last
So I said to myself, homeboy, you better think fast
He shot (gunshots), Then I shot (gunshots)
As you can see, I cold smoked his ass (ha ha)

Chorus

(Wait a minute, wait a minute, who does it)
Muthaf*cking Eazy duz it
But how does he do it
Eazy duz it do it eazy
That's what I'm doing
STOP
Man whatcha gonna do now

Now I'm a break it down just to tell a little story
Straight out the box from the gangsta category
About a sucker, a sucker muthaf*cka
He's addicted, he's a smoker but in Compton called a clucker
he used to have a house car and golden rings
But the cooky cooky crack took all those things
he must of been starving 'cause he broke in my house
Caught the n*gga on the street and straight took his ass out
Now I'm wanted for a murder that I had to commit
Yea I went to jail but that wasn't sh*t
Got to the station about a quarter of nine
Call my bitch to get me out 'cause I was down for mine
The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone
Now my only phone call was in the ganking zone
All the SH*T I did for her like keeping her rich
I swear when I get out, I'm gonna kill the bitch
Well by now you should know it was just my luck
The baliff of the station was a neighborhood cluck
I looked him straight in the eye and said what's up
And said let's make a deal, you know I'll do you up
Now back on the streets and my records are clean
I creeped on my bitch wit my uzi machine
Went to the house and kicked down the do'
Unloaded like hell, cold smoked the ho

Chorus

From around the way, born in '73
Harcore B-boy named Eazy-E
It's '88 now, '73's obselete
A n*gga wit a serious ass attitude and 100% street
And if you all wanna hear some more
In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother
Word to the muthaf*cka

I may have perpetuated the Rebecca Black thing by posting a link to it on FE last week.  But you have to admit, one, it's catchy and two, it's so horrible that you HAVE to watch it (it's almost my new honey badger ... almost).

Good day bitches.

So now that I'm near finishing "Phantoms" on the Kindle, it's time to get a new book.    We'll ignore the fact that I have about 28 books on there already that are waiting to be read.  I've reviewed them all and I'm not in the mood to read any of them, so, moot point.  
So, I'm scrolling through Amazon last night, mostly the free books since I don't feel like spending money on any more books (I'd feel semi-guilty about having so many books I've already paid for sitting in line, and then going and spending MORE money on another book), and I noticed that there are a lot of erotic novels.  I mean a LOT ... pages and pages of them.  Most with giggle-worthy titles, such as "Not Just Another Orgy", "Slow Hands", "Slow Ride: A Rough Riders Story", and my personal favorite, "Speed Dating".  
"Speed Dating" is a Harlequin novel ... sponsored by NASCAR ... with a real driver cameo appearance.  I sh*t you not.  

Who in the world would really want to buy a cheesy erotic novel, sponsored by a sport, with an appearance by a driver?  I mean, is there really a market for this?  Who reads these things?  WTF?  

So I, of course, downloaded it    and after I read a few chapters, I came to realize that it is, indeed, ridiculous.  On the plus side, it gave me something to talk about on FE and I learned (thank you Kindle built-in dictionary) that "perineum" is the official medical term for the taint.  

i have listened to it at least 14 times today. my phone was drained of life (and self respect, i'm sure) by lunch. it was touch-n-go for the drive back but i got'er on the charger now. i think i'm actually going to go spend money on it on itunes. i know i am only making the situation worse by supporting it, but it really is amazing.

usher needs to just stop it now with the little kids.

p.s. i'd read a baseball romance in a heartbeat.

I almost PQed you, but I'M not that petty.  Buttface.

Horrible winner, my ass.  F**ker.

It got stuck in my head 3 days in a row ... the bois were ready to punch me in the face, especially since I don't know the words so I kept singing "Friday, Friday ... something something stupid Friday" over and over.  

PS to your PS - I knew you would, and if I had any swoon-worthy athletes on my list, I might too (but NASCAR?  Go ahead racing fans, PQ away).

Morning Nutter Butter Heads!

I'm hoping the Kings can get back to winning at home tonight. I have almost forgotten what it feels like to see them win at home (sigh). Oh and Nick----->there are 7 teams fighting for spots 4-8th (could even throw 3rd in there if you want). It's crazy madness right now. 10th place team is only 5 points back from 4th. 

This week I have parent conferences. May they all show up and keep the chitchat down. 15 minutes is the limit. I wish I had a robot to escort those who go beyond the time limit out of my room. 

DWTS is tonight. Vote for Psycho Mike even if you don't watch. 

Have a mighty fine day. Remember to courtesy flush when needed.

it could probably work with or without

3 weeks till the due date of my  granddaughter.   the house is becoming a wasteland of baby stuff.  (all for when baby visits)   i was beginning to think we were having the child.  anyway, i put together one of those baby swings.  the wife was farting around with it last night and strategically left it in the hallway.  (you know whats coming)   i trip on it in the dark.  sore shin, knot on my mellon from ramming the wall, not to mention a rather sore "other" area of my body caused by the swing catapulting upward. and a butt chewing for waking her up when the G-D  thing started playing music at 2:30 in the morning and woke her up.   somehow this is all my fault.   I NEED A HUG

it could probably work with or without

I just saw this.  

 and Post #69.

Damn it was a slow (yester)day