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1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? 
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?
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#13 | 1106 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?  She likes canadian bacon

2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?  she thinks newspapers are for geeks

3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?  Ebony

4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?     A wetsuit. Dont even ask.

5. What was their least favorite subject in school?  Foreign language. She would always say " I live in america, who the f%ck cares!"
kobe_lova-Rogs  
  
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#1 | 1106 days ago

I don't wanna play but, i love the pairing 
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#2 | 1106 days ago

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?  Sid likes sausage and pepperoni.
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?  Sports
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?  Maxim
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?  A smile.
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?  Math.

Mark it down, we win ... because even if those are not correct, they're correct.  Aren't they, Sid?    (Marry ME, will ya?)
Janet-Sharp Square  
#3 | 1106 days ago

 1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?-Veggies, if I need to be specific Peppers
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?-I am going to say of these options crossword puzzle, but if it is any section I am going to say current events
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?-Violet is a woman so style and substance, I am going to go with Cosmo.
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?-a pair of shorts and a t-shirt
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?-History
Violet-Richard Cranium  
#4 | 1106 days ago

I didn't get a friend on friend day...
Janet-Sharp Square  
#5 | 1106 days ago

I think cuddles will like
1-pepporoni 
2crossword puzzles
3 elle
4t-shirt
5 math
#6 | 1106 days ago

 My first question is: who is Kelbel?  Apparently I need to get in the locker room more often.  Damn busy life schedule.  

Anyway, if I married her, these will be her answers:

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?  Pepperoni at least.
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?  Comics, I don't want her doing my Crossword.
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?  Garden and Gun
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?  T-Shirt, Panties, and Me
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?  Any Sciences, Physics especially
Kelbel-hskrdave  
#7 | 1106 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Ok, I think Mr Beans would say these answers. (I really could cheat and ask Becky)

1.  What topping on their pizza,   Pepperoni

2. Which section do they like best in the newspaper.  Sports

3. What is their favorite magazine,   Sports illustrated. (especially the one that comes out once a year)

4. When sleeping alone in the summer,  sleep shorts

5. Least favorite subject in school, science.

these are all complete guess. 
 And wow did I just look like a husband stealing tramp. Ok on to my real fake husband.
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#8 | 1106 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
icfeet wrote:
I didn't get a friend on friend day...
 Well, I will be your friend. 
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#9 | 1106 days ago

i am a little uncomfortable being married to my sister's manfriend.

1. he likes the carnivore's special - sausage, pepperoni, ham, italian sausage, beef and canadian bacon
2. comics
3. maxim 
4. his hockey gear
5. recess
#10 | 1106 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok, I think Mr Beans would say these answers. (I really could cheat and ask Becky)

1.  What topping on their pizza,   Pepperoni

2. Which section do they like best in the newspaper.  Sports

3. What is their favorite magazine,   Sports illustrated. (especially the one that comes out once a year)

4. When sleeping alone in the summer,  sleep shorts

5. Least favorite subject in school, science.

these are all complete guess. 
 And wow did I just look like a husband stealing tramp. Ok on to my real fake husband.
Pssssst...Glenda, you stole my man. You are paired with Nyce! 
Calikat-beaneaters  
#11 | 1106 days ago

(Edited by Sharp Square)

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?  Sausage , Mushrooms, and extra cheese

2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?  Crossword puzzle

3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? Time - Janet is a Smart One

4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?  Nothing - even if this is wrong what a lovely mental picture

5. What was their least favorite subject in school?  PE - the smart ones love any class with books


( Marry u ? ,  don't have to ask me twice )
Janet-Sharp Square  
#12 | 1106 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?  Sid likes sausage and pepperoni.
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?  Sports
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?  Maxim
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?  A smile.
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?  Math.

Mark it down, we win ... because even if those are not correct, they're correct.  Aren't they, Sid?    (Marry ME, will ya?)


Hmmm ...........  these are so accurate that if u lived close to me i would yell  "stalker"  with one huge smile !
Janet-Sharp Square  
#13 | 1106 days ago
John_Daly (+)

(Edited by John_Daly)

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?  She likes canadian bacon

2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?  she thinks newspapers are for geeks

3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?  Ebony

4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?     A wetsuit. Dont even ask.

5. What was their least favorite subject in school?  Foreign language. She would always say " I live in america, who the f%ck cares!"
kobe_lova-Rogs  
#14 | 1106 days ago

John_Daly wrote:

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?  She likes canadian bacon

2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?  she thinks newspapers are for geeks

3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?  Ebony

4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?     A wetsuit. Dont even ask.

5. What was their least favorite subject in school?  Foreign language. She would always say " I live in america, who the f%ck cares!"
RACIST!

We will be getting an annulment very soon! But as for the answers:

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? Meat
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? Living
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? The Source
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? Track shorts
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? LANGUAGE ARTS
kobe_lova-Rogs  
#15 | 1106 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i am a little uncomfortable being married to my sister's manfriend.

1. he likes the carnivore's special - sausage, pepperoni, ham, italian sausage, beef and canadian bacon
2. comics
3. maxim 
4. his hockey gear
5. recess
mmmmm meat

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? cheese with an interior layer of cheese and bacon
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? comics where the characters are doing crossword puzzles
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? Honcho
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? Craig Biggio's jock which she mysteriously came upon several years ago and a WWII german war helmet
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? Alcohol Awareness
mshippiequeen-Stoney  
#16 | 1106 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
Pssssst...Glenda, you stole my man. You are paired with Nyce! 
 Lmao, ok well let me try this again. I am on cold medicine. 
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#17 | 1106 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
RACIST!

We will be getting an annulment very soon! But as for the answers:

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? Meat
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? Living
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? The Source
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? Track shorts
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? LANGUAGE ARTS
Dont call yourself a racist, I dont judge.   We can work this out.
kobe_lova-Rogs  
#18 | 1106 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Ok, what would Mr Nyce say.   (still so embarrassed I would like to go into hiding)

1. Pepperoni.

2.  The comics.

3.  People

4. In nothing but good dreams.

5. English. 
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#19 | 1106 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Pssssst...Glenda, you stole my man. You are paired with Nyce! 
Maybe you get some nice parting gifts and the home version....
#20 | 1106 days ago

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? -----Pineapple
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?--->Horoscope
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?---->Maxim
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?----->Spiderman Under-roos with silky pants
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?---->Math
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#21 | 1106 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Dont call yourself a racist, I dont judge.   We can work this out.
I wasn't talking about ME!!

and I doubt it...I'm pretty sure you have an off and on thing with my sister, so ugh. This must've been so you can keep your green card or so that I couldn't testify against you. Over now though.


kobe_lova-Rogs  
#22 | 1106 days ago

kteacher wrote:
1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? -----Pineapple
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?--->Horoscope
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?---->Maxim
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?----->Spiderman Under-roos with silky pants
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?---->Math
i have no idea how you got a BOLD (the site is f**king with me).
kobe_lova-Rogs  
#23 | 1106 days ago

kteacher wrote:
1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? -----Pineapple
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?--->Horoscope
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?---->Maxim
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?----->Spiderman Under-roos with silky pants
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?---->Math
 I'd have to bash you with the pillow on at least three of those answers — and several times for guessing "horoscope" when it's not even one of the multiple choice options :) Maxim is right on, though, so 1 point for the couple that only got hitched for the nookie.

My answers for you...
1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? -----peppers, onions, hamburg
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?---crossword puzzle
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?----Better Homes and Gardens
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?-----just a t-shirt
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?----English

kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#24 | 1106 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok, what would Mr Nyce say.   (still so embarrassed I would like to go into hiding)

1. Pepperoni.

2.  The comics.

3.  People

4. In nothing but good dreams.

5. English. 
Yikes 1 fer Cubby (pepperoni)... I gotta come through here.

1. Double cheese
2. Crosswords
3. US Weekly (I would have went with Soldier of Fortune second, but whatever)
4. Baggy T-shirt
5. Civics

Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#25 | 1106 days ago

John_Daly wrote:

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?  She likes canadian bacon

2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?  she thinks newspapers are for geeks

3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?  Ebony

4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?     A wetsuit. Dont even ask.

5. What was their least favorite subject in school?  Foreign language. She would always say " I live in america, who the f%ck cares!"
 "Ebony" is too funny. I wish I could have seen Ash's expression when she read that answer 
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#26 | 1106 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
 I'd have to bash you with the pillow on at least three of those answers — and several times for guessing "horoscope" when it's not even one of the multiple choice options :) Maxim is right on, though, so 1 point for the couple that only got hitched for the nookie.

My answers for you...
1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? -----peppers, onions, hamburg
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?---crossword puzzle
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?----Better Homes and Gardens
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?-----just a t-shirt
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?----English

1. ewwwww. I have the tastes of a small child.
2. point
3.
4. and chonies
5. yeah....but only because of the work load and my problem with procrastination
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#27 | 1106 days ago

Okay Beans here we go...

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? pepperoni
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? Comics
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? Rolling Stone
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?  Boxers
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? Math
Calikat-beaneaters  
#28 | 1106 days ago

I need a partner, who's available?
#29 | 1106 days ago

kteacher wrote:
1. ewwwww. I have the tastes of a small child.
2. point
3.
4. and chonies
5. yeah....but only because of the work load and my problem with procrastination
 OK, so we teamed up for like 3.5 points. Hopefully, that's enough to win us a honeymoon  What should I have answered for pizza toppings and favorite magazine?

For me, it would be 1)hamburg/sausage, 2)crossword, 3)Maxim, 4)boxer briefs, 5)Science.
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#30 | 1106 days ago

 Jess I didn't forget about you, I will get to my answers in a couple of hours here!
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#31 | 1106 days ago

I don't have a partner, so I'll just answer like it's a personal ad.

In search of a woman who:
1.  Likes anything but pineapple and canadian bacon on their pizza. (keep your fake bacon eh, talk about false advertising)
2.  Finds newspapers useless
3.  Reads Good Housekeeping magazine
4.  Likes to wear a t-shirt to bed
5.  Didn't like math in school
#32 | 1106 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
 OK, so we teamed up for like 3.5 points. Hopefully, that's enough to win us a honeymoon  What should I have answered for pizza toppings and favorite magazine?

For me, it would be 1)hamburg/sausage, 2)crossword, 3)Maxim, 4)boxer briefs, 5)Science.
1. Pepperoni and that's it. Sometimes I get adventurous and put some pineapple on it.

3. Time
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#33 | 1106 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
I_Bleed_Purple wrote:
I need a partner, who's available?
You get sports_schmorts....I don't think she's taken yet. Plus you're in her neighborhood.


My answers for the GOAT:

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? Everything but anchovies. But he's thinking of becoming a vegetarian
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? Sports..then the arrests thing...then the obits...then the comics. In that order
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? Playboy
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? nada
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? English Lit
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#34 | 1106 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
This is about The Kevin:

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? I think any meaty stuff.
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? From the list maybe comics, another would be the one he chose for me, current events. I think he likes to be informed, probably to cuss or joke about everything, but he reads that for sure.
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? Sports Illustrated? or any manly magazine with cars and stuff like that.
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? A drop of Chanel # 5, no he's a man...OK, a drop of his favorite cologne.
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? Biology  

How did I do, Kevin?
#35 | 1106 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
richard_cranium wrote:
 1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza?-Veggies, if I need to be specific Peppers
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics?-I am going to say of these options crossword puzzle, but if it is any section I am going to say current events
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?-Violet is a woman so style and substance, I am going to go with Cosmo.
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?-a pair of shorts and a t-shirt
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?-History
1. I like veggies but I need some meat on my pizza or I'll feel like if I had eaten nothing
2. Yes and yes.
3. Actually I just read those magazines when I go to the hair saloon. I like to read about history, movies and sci & tech things.
4. Yes
5. When I was little I liked everything because was easy and history was one of my favs, when I was in college the ones I liked the least were the ones that involved the administration process because it was boring to death and Integral calculus was pretty difficult for me at that time.
#36 | 1106 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
Sharp Square wrote:


Hmmm ...........  these are so accurate that if u lived close to me i would yell  "stalker"  with one huge smile !
Yours were quite accurate, too.  Since my sister stole my manfriend from me (that is soooo Jerry) ... you wanna?  
Janet-Sharp Square  
#37 | 1106 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
This is about The Kevin:

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? I think any meaty stuff.
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? From the list maybe comics, another would be the one he chose for me, current events. I think he likes to be informed, probably to cuss or joke about everything, but he reads that for sure.
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? Sports Illustrated? or any manly magazine with cars and stuff like that.
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? A drop of Chanel # 5, no he's a man...OK, a drop of his favorite cologne.
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? Biology  

How did I do, Kevin?
1. correct
2. correct
3. correct
4. correct(Hugo Boss)
5. correct, english was a close second, but I hated science
Violet-Richard Cranium  
#38 | 1106 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
1. correct
2. correct
3. correct
4. correct(Hugo Boss)
5. correct, english was a close second, but I hated science
yaaaaaay!!!
#39 | 1106 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
marcus_nyce wrote:
Yikes 1 fer Cubby (pepperoni)... I gotta come through here.

1. Double cheese
2. Crosswords
3. US Weekly (I would have went with Soldier of Fortune second, but whatever)
4. Baggy T-shirt
5. Civics

 well, you got 1 for 5 too.     Are we a match made in heaven or what.  




The baggy t- shirt
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#40 | 1106 days ago

 Ok so i searched Kelbel and found that she had nothing posted anywhere?  Did i marry a spammer?  A Ghost?  or is this just another representation of my relation with my hands self?
Kelbel-hskrdave  
#41 | 1106 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 well, you got 1 for 5 too.     Are we a match made in heaven or what.  




The baggy t- shirt
And next time...stop trying to be a homewrecker and steal my man.  You got him so worried he hasn't posted his answers yet!
Calikat-beaneaters  
#42 | 1106 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
And next time...stop trying to be a homewrecker and steal my man.  You got him so worried he hasn't posted his answers yet!
 Ok    




But I wonder if I did better with him then I did my real fake husband. 
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#43 | 1106 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

chadazz wrote:
I don't have a partner, so I'll just answer like it's a personal ad.

In search of a woman who:
1.  Likes anything but pineapple and canadian bacon on their pizza. (keep your fake bacon eh, talk about false advertising)
2.  Finds newspapers useless
3.  Reads Good Housekeeping magazine
4.  Likes to wear a t-shirt to bed
5.  Didn't like math in school
 Well, since I am stealing every other husband I could have probably  answered yours too.  
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#44 | 1106 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok    




But I wonder if I did better with him then I did my real fake husband. 
 I doubt it, much like the Cubs season, it starts out with so much potential and promise, then fades into misery so quickly!
Violet-Richard Cranium  
#45 | 1106 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok    




But I wonder if I did better with him then I did my real fake husband. 
no. sorry.
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#46 | 1106 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Yours were quite accurate, too.  Since my sister stole my manfriend from me (that is soooo Jerry) ... you wanna?  


Soon as i saw  "sister stole manfriend"  i was already in "Jerry" Flashback mode  (and may have seen a trailer park based midget pimp).

i may be (slow) sometimes but im sure not a fool ,  so sure i wanna
Janet-Sharp Square  
#47 | 1106 days ago

kteacher wrote:
no. sorry.
So are you saying you think my answers are correct? Wait...of course they are...that's why we are married!
Calikat-beaneaters  
#48 | 1106 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
So are you saying you think my answers are correct? Wait...of course they are...that's why we are married!
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#49 | 1106 days ago

1)  pepperoni
2)   sports
3)  sports illustrated
4)  nothing   
5)  all subjects except lunch.
Nikki20-WISAC  
#50 | 1106 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Ok so i searched Kelbel and found that she had nothing posted anywhere?  Did i marry a spammer?  A Ghost?  or is this just another representation of my relation with my hands self?
lol. no she posts here. She's the one from australia (i think) who posts sporadicly and works sex into just about all of her answers, no matter what the question is....oh and sometimes she makes crazy threads when she is drunk.
kobe_lova-Rogs  
#51 | 1106 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Ok so i searched Kelbel and found that she had nothing posted anywhere?  Did i marry a spammer?  A Ghost?  or is this just another representation of my relation with my hands self?
It's Kelbel40, I think...and I still don't have a friend  (Thanks for the offer Glenda, but you're Q-lywedded to Nyce and CHEATING with Beans!)
Janet-Sharp Square  
#52 | 1106 days ago

1.) Philly-Style pizza (Roast Beef, Chees, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Onions - NO Sauce).
2,) Currently, the Classifieds - but mainly crosswords.
3.) Eastern Surf magazine.
4.) An oversized Rick Tocchet game jersey
5.) Math
Philly-Ironhead Mike  
#53 | 1106 days ago

icfeet wrote:
It's Kelbel40, I think...and I still don't have a friend  (Thanks for the offer Glenda, but you're Q-lywedded to Nyce and CHEATING with Beans!)
 Be a caveman...just pick one, knock her on the head and drag her back to your cave and get the answers.
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#54 | 1106 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Maybe you get some nice parting gifts and the home version....
I was gonna say I needed a partner but I'm having so much fun just watching. Creepy huh?
#55 | 1106 days ago

1- pepperroni    correct answers:  pineapple
2 crossword puzzles         classified ads
3 elle        People
t-shirt      short gown
5 math     English Lit

For the Capt

1.  Hamburger
2.  Comics
3.  Better Homes and Gardens
4.  nude
5.  English Grammer
Cuddles-CaptainSeafood  
#56 | 1106 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
1- pepperroni    correct answers:  pineapple
2 crossword puzzles         classified ads
3 elle        People
t-shirt      short gown
5 math     English Lit

For the Capt

1.  Hamburger
2.  Comics
3.  Better Homes and Gardens
4.  nude
5.  English Grammer
Short gown?  

Ooooooooh, you little minx.  
Janet-Sharp Square  
#57 | 1106 days ago

 1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? OK, I'd say Kat's favorite would be pepperoni with an occasional yearning for sausage.
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? Completely depends on her mood, needing a laugh she goes to the comics, feeling up to a little brain stimuli, she takes on the puzzle, and if she has a little money to spend, she is checking out her options in the classifieds. She is a woman and has the right do what she wants to do, when, and where she wants to do it.
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? I'd say Playgirl or Better Homes and Garden, depends on what's cooking.
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? A cool Raiders t-shirt or a lacy, frillie whoa mama thing that slowly progresses into total buff.
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? Whatever that class was where you had to read 'Macbeth' out loud.
Calikat-beaneaters  
#58 | 1106 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kteacher wrote:
no. sorry.
 Well not surprising.  Thats ok this is why I like the dating game anyways, you don't have to know those guys.  
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#59 | 1106 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Okay Beans here we go...

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? pepperoni
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? Comics
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? Rolling Stone
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?  Boxers
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? Math
 
Calikat-beaneaters  
#60 | 1106 days ago

(Edited by AKAGOATMAN)
Jess wrote:
You get sports_schmorts....I don't think she's taken yet. Plus you're in her neighborhood.


My answers for the GOAT:

1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? Everything but anchovies. But he's thinking of becoming a vegetarian
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? Sports..then the arrests thing...then the obits...then the comics. In that order
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? Playboy
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? nada
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? English Lit
WOW,  I'm SUPER impressed, Jess! 

1. YES!
2. EXACTLY THAT ORDER! After the comics I then find the world weather reports/temps
3. YES, but only for the articles! 
4. YES!
5. Yes I hated English Lit and it ALWAYS put me to sleep. Math class was just as bad but at least I was so confused it gave me something to try to do instead of sleep!


Here are my answers for you:


1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? For some reason I think she is a Hawaiian pizza kinda gal
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? If it can only be between these 3, I think this is the order: Crossword Puzzle, Comics, Classified ads. But I think she would go for the current events/headline news first
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? I think she loves books and doesn't read magazines. But if she did read one, I think it would be like Entertainment Weekly 
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? A tank top and short shorts, or just a big baggy t-shirt
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? I think Jess was and still is a very intelligent woman, so I am guessing she liked school and loved to learn. So if I had to guess, her least favorite thing at school would be PE, and just because there isn't much learning involved there. 
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#61 | 1106 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
 I doubt it, much like the Cubs season, it starts out with so much potential and promise, then fades into misery so quickly!
 Bite me.  
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#62 | 1106 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
AKAGOATMAN wrote:
WOW,  I'm SUPER impressed, Jess! 

1. YES!
2. EXACTLY THAT ORDER! After the comics I then find the world weather reports/temps
3. YES, but only for the articles! 
4. YES!
5. Yes I hated English Lit and it ALWAYS put me to sleep. Math class was just as bad but at least I was so confused it gave me something to try to do instead of sleep!


Here are my answers for you:


1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? For some reason I think she is a Hawaiian pizza kinda gal
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? If it can only be between these 3, I think this is the order: Crossword Puzzle, Comics, Classified ads. But I think she would go for the current events/headline news first
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine? I think she loves books and doesn't read magazines. But if she did read one, I think it would be like Entertainment Weekly 
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed? A tank top and short shorts, or just a big baggy t-shirt
5. What was their least favorite subject in school? I think Jess was and still is a very intelligent woman, so I am guessing she liked school and loved to learn. So if I had to guess, her least favorite thing at school would be PE, and just because there isn't much learning involved there. 
 Stalker.

1 - Love Hawaiian with lots of garlic. I have to forgo the pineapple unless I'm eating alone though - family doesnt like it
2 - Not a big newspaper person but current events (so I can hold a decent conversation with my smarty pants friends), then sports. If only given the 3 options above, you have them in the right order. I may never get to the classifieds though.
3 - Perfect - EW or People
4 - Exactly...since the kiddo got school age anyway and I have to get up with her in the morning
5 - Hated PE until junior year, at which point we went to the REAL gym for sports conditioning and I had a personal trainer. Loved the rest 


We win. Or 2nd place - after Janet and Sid
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#63 | 1106 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Stalker.

1 - Love Hawaiian with lots of garlic. I have to forgo the pineapple unless I'm eating alone though - family doesnt like it
2 - Not a big newspaper person but current events (so I can hold a decent conversation with my smarty pants friends), then sports. If only given the 3 options above, you have them in the right order. I may never get to the classifieds though.
3 - Perfect - EW or People
4 - Exactly...since the kiddo got school age anyway and I have to get up with her in the morning
5 - Hated PE until junior year, at which point we went to the REAL gym for sports conditioning and I had a personal trainer. Loved the rest 


We win. Or 2nd place - after Janet and Sid
I think Sid and Janet were lying SO they could win... (lol)
kobe_lova-Rogs  
#64 | 1106 days ago

(Edited by AKAGOATMAN)
kobe_lova wrote:
I think Sid and Janet were lying SO they could win... (lol)
 For some reason i am NOT surprised! 
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#65 | 1106 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Stalker.

1 - Love Hawaiian with lots of garlic. I have to forgo the pineapple unless I'm eating alone though - family doesnt like it
2 - Not a big newspaper person but current events (so I can hold a decent conversation with my smarty pants friends), then sports. If only given the 3 options above, you have them in the right order. I may never get to the classifieds though.
3 - Perfect - EW or People
4 - Exactly...since the kiddo got school age anyway and I have to get up with her in the morning
5 - Hated PE until junior year, at which point we went to the REAL gym for sports conditioning and I had a personal trainer. Loved the rest 


We win. Or 2nd place - after Janet and Sid
 Awesome! We are the Q-lywed champs! Re-match everyone or bring in some new pairs and we will still kick their @sses! Good work Jess!  
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#66 | 1106 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Stalker.

1 - Love Hawaiian with lots of garlic. I have to forgo the pineapple unless I'm eating alone though - family doesnt like it
2 - Not a big newspaper person but current events (so I can hold a decent conversation with my smarty pants friends), then sports. If only given the 3 options above, you have them in the right order. I may never get to the classifieds though.
3 - Perfect - EW or People
4 - Exactly...since the kiddo got school age anyway and I have to get up with her in the morning
5 - Hated PE until junior year, at which point we went to the REAL gym for sports conditioning and I had a personal trainer. Loved the rest 


We win. Or 2nd place - after Janet and Sid
I think you shouldn't declare yourself the winner yet...well at least until Beans gets a chance!!
Calikat-beaneaters  
#67 | 1106 days ago

This is one of those favoritism polls that my friend Nick and I don't like Damn you CLICHE!!
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#68 | 1106 days ago
John_Daly (+)

woody050681 wrote:
This is one of those favoritism polls that my friend Nick and I don't like Damn you CLICHE!!
I agree. These cliches are ruining this site.   ( we obvioulsy won, but ash isnt cool enough?  Rude!! )
kobe_lova-Rogs  
#69 | 1106 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I agree. These cliches are ruining this site.   ( we obvioulsy won, but ash isnt cool enough?  Rude!! )
Yeah the cliches are just so racist........I have no problem with you being white but obviously some people do!!
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#70 | 1105 days ago

The Final Results
1st Place - Cuddles and the Captain
2nd Place - kobe_lova and Rogs
3rd Place - Stoney and the homewrecker :)



kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#71 | 1105 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
The Final Results
1st Place - Cuddles and the Captain
2nd Place - kobe_lova and Rogs
3rd Place - Stoney and the homewrecker :)



 whaaaaat?
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#72 | 1105 days ago

ok im taking  sir norse..and he likes
 
1. Which toppings do they like on their pizza? combo sausage pep and mush
2. Which section do they like best in a newspaper: classified ads, crossword puzzle or the comics? cross words,but likes the political and art/history best
3. What would they say is their favorite magazine?Time/ national geographic
4. When sleeping alone during the summer, what are they most likely to wear to bed?birthday suit
5. What was their least favorite subject in school?"Social" Studies
#73 | 1105 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I think you shouldn't declare yourself the winner yet...well at least until Beans gets a chance!!
 Sorry, Kat, I let you down. I think we were ripped off.I want a recall.  
Calikat-beaneaters  
#74 | 1105 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I agree. These cliches are ruining this site.   ( we obvioulsy won, but ash isnt cool enough?  Rude!! )
Shut up. We only got second place because Shane is dumb! Jerks!! (and I'm totally keeping the prizes.)
kobe_lova-Rogs  
#75 | 1105 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:
1.) Philly-Style pizza (Roast Beef, Chees, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Onions - NO Sauce).
2,) Currently, the Classifieds - but mainly crosswords.
3.) Eastern Surf magazine.
4.) An oversized Rick Tocchet game jersey
5.) Math
Man, I go away for the day and miss all the fun!

1.  (ok, vomit) but you should get points for humor. Fave is bianca.
2.Crosswords is correct. YES!
3. So close. Fave is wakeboarding magazine.
4.  Yes. Have you been hiding in my closet?
5.  I taught high school math, so love it. Least fave, and this is a toughy, was biochemistry. 
Philly-Ironhead Mike  
#76 | 1105 days ago

Ok, Ironhead Mike:

1.  Pepperoni and sausage
2.  Comics
3.  Golfers Digest
4.  Boxers
5.  Foreign language.

Am I close?
Philly-Ironhead Mike  
#77 | 1105 days ago

phillysportchik wrote:
Man, I go away for the day and miss all the fun!

1.  (ok, vomit) but you should get points for humor. Fave is bianca.
2.Crosswords is correct. YES!
3. So close. Fave is wakeboarding magazine.
4.  Yes. Have you been hiding in my closet?
5.  I taught high school math, so love it. Least fave, and this is a toughy, was biochemistry. 
1.) had no clue and tried too hard
2.) I am Einstein I tell you
3.) I may be guilty of research
4.) See #3
5.) Nuts! - I should have gone with my instincts which was biology (closer, right?) 
Philly-Ironhead Mike  
#78 | 1105 days ago

phillysportchik wrote:
Ok, Ironhead Mike:

1.  Pepperoni and sausage
2.  Comics
3.  Golfers Digest
4.  Boxers
5.  Foreign language.

Am I close?
Close enough in my book

1.) I wouldn't refuse, but I can live without the pepperoni - I'm boring
2.) Check... but I would do the others equally if I was bored enough
3.) Not much of a reader by choice... so in the waiting room I would definitely read that
4.) Boxers. or shorts and a t-shirt
5.) Anything language... I never completely "got it" until after HS.
Philly-Ironhead Mike  
#79 | 1105 days ago

.....

That would require me to have had sexual relations in the last 9 months.  I'm going to have to think about this.

Did you name him Jack Daniels? 
Kelbel-hskrdave  
#80 | 1105 days ago

 if we were having twins...

if the name is Jose,  you have some splaining to do...
Kelbel-hskrdave  
#81 | 1105 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
 Sorry, Kat, I let you down. I think we were ripped off.I want a recall.  
It's okay Beans! We were ripped off...only because they know we would have won!!
Calikat-beaneaters  
#82 | 1105 days ago

 I know, I'm still kinda miffed that we didn't at least get honorable mention. That's good for at least a TV or game console or something. Lame.
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#83 | 1105 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Shut up. We only got second place because Shane is dumb! Jerks!! (and I'm totally keeping the prizes.)
 You got 2nd because of Rogs' killer answers....Ebony and wet suit  Some answers can be worth multiple points on this show. Had Philly told us she never slept alone in the summer, but always with another hot chick, her team probably would have won 
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  
#84 | 1105 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
 You got 2nd because of Rogs' killer answers....Ebony and wet suit  Some answers can be worth multiple points on this show. Had Philly told us she never slept alone in the summer, but always with another hot chick, her team probably would have won 
"Couples" try to answer each question about each other correctly and then combine their points for a team score. 

Needs to be changed to
"Couples" try to answer each question about each other as insanely ridiculously and "clever" as they can and then combine their points for a team score. 

False advertising. I call BS.
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#85 | 1105 days ago

Jess wrote:
 I know, I'm still kinda miffed that we didn't at least get honorable mention. That's good for at least a TV or game console or something. Lame.
 No what happened is the creator didn't like who actually won. CLEARLY we both nailed each others answers perfectly. You would think the producer of the show would love to have a couple of freaks like us win as it would make the ratings skyrocket. But yea, not even to get an honorable mention lifetime supply of Uncle Ben's Rice, something fishy is going on....
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#86 | 1105 days ago

(Edited by AKAGOATMAN)
Jess wrote:
"Couples" try to answer each question about each other correctly and then combine their points for a team score. 

Needs to be changed to
"Couples" try to answer each question about each other as insanely ridiculously and "clever" as they can and then combine their points for a team score. 

False advertising. I call BS.
 I wasn't aware racist answers were the winning combination. Sorry Jess, I should have been more of a bigot 
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#87 | 1105 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Jess wrote:
 I know, I'm still kinda miffed that we didn't at least get honorable mention. That's good for at least a TV or game console or something. Lame.
 Well I think me and Nyce deserve something for failing epically.  
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#88 | 1105 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well I think me and Nyce deserve something for failing epically.  

How does this work? 

[losersmiley.gif]

Calikat-beaneaters  
#89 | 1105 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:

How does this work? 

[losersmiley.gif]

 Ok, at least its something. Everyone gets a lovely parting gift you know. 
Cubsgirl-Nyce  
#90 | 1105 days ago

la la la la....blah blah blah....lol
#91 | 1105 days ago

I call "Do-Over".  Same teams, new questions. Funniest answers win!!
Philly-Ironhead Mike  
#92 | 1105 days ago

sore losers
mshippiequeen-Stoney  
#93 | 1105 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok, at least its something. Everyone gets a lovely parting gift you know. 

 

I had one of these left over just collecting dust 
Philly-Ironhead Mike  
#94 | 1105 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well I think me and Nyce deserve something for failing epically.  
Marriage counseling?
#95 | 1104 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
Jess wrote:
"Couples" try to answer each question about each other correctly and then combine their points for a team score. 

Needs to be changed to
"Couples" try to answer each question about each other as insanely ridiculously and "clever" as they can and then combine their points for a team score. 

False advertising. I call BS.
actually that was a kinda sh!tty comment

(edited for language.  hskrdave)
#96 | 1104 days ago

lirenegade wrote:
actually that was a kinda sh!tty comment

(edited for language.  hskrdave)
 actually no it wasn't, everyone here knew she was somewhat kidding. Wow, I hope I didn't come off like this when I was a new guy here. No wonder why you all hated me so much!
Jess-AKAgoatman  
#97 | 1104 days ago

lirenegade wrote:
actually that was a kinda sh!tty comment

(edited for language.  hskrdave)
 Luckily, the Q-lywed game isn't live, so we just edited out the part where Jess gave me the finger and charged toward me while cursing. I couldn't really figure out what her Q-husband saw in her until she mooned me 
kteacher-rockysnappyduke  

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