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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 
 
Morning. Movie review Monday? Because I did nothing else all weekend.
1. The Expendables. I'm sure the critic reviews were low C, high D at best, but I don't see what's not to love. It's pretty awful and great at the same time. Co-written, directed by, and starring Sylvester Stallone. Expectations should be adjusted to that. Rocky, the russian, the Transporter, The One, The 9 1/2 wk perv, Julia Roberts' brother, and Terry Crews made for great entertainment, unintentional I'm sure, but it still counts, right? Mercenaries, an exotic woman, drugs, explosions, Charisma Carpenter getting punched in the face, and lots of fighting was a good time for me. My biggest issue was trying to understand anything that was said when Rocky and the transporter were attempting to dialogue...or the russian...or the One, for that matter. I may not have understood a word for half of the movie, but who cares; more comic relief. It's Rambo or Delta Force with more people. Solid B- (of course I'm easy sometimes)
2. The A-Team. It may be the nostalgia from the show, but I loved this movie. The cast and typical "don't trust any gov't agency" plot worked oh so well. Bradley Cooper with his shirt off was worth the price of admission alone, in my opinion. It was dramatic, it was funny and fun, it was good. It was The Expendables but done correctly. A.
3. RED- Old people meets Burn Notice. Great cast, decent story, drama, and laughs. I enjoyed it. A.
4. Season of the Witch. Nicolas Cage. Nuff said. Melodramatic B.
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#8 | 1253 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Morning.

Spring Break is over. I saw 3 movies (Insidious--ok, Hop--cute, and Arthur---I totally loved and didn't think I would), 3 Kings games (2-1, not bad till I mention they loss a back to back with the water fowl, which means they are now playing the Sharks in the first round of the playoffs), completed my taxes, and rested/lazed around till yesterday when my fridge decided to conk out------------damn it. Good thing, despite being off, I've been slack on going to the store. Now, I go back to work......incredibly eager to assess my students in 3 weeks (State testing). 

I disagree with Dave's SC prediction. Wings won yesterday, but up till then their play hasn't been the best. I pick the Coyotes in that series because they have the better goalie. As for the Flyers/Sabres----Flyers aren't exactly going into things strong.....way talented but I've seen other teams performing better down the stretch. I'm picking all the underdogs in the series----Coyotes, Hawks, Predators, Sabres, Rangers, Montreal, TB------, with the Kings over the Sharks being my boldest pick. I can't NOT pick them, but if they win----it will be one of the biggest upsets. The Sharks are heading into the playoffs super strong. The Kings ---not so much, but I've seen this team rise more than once to a challenge this season when everyone is counting them out (and everyone is counting them out). #Istillbelieve 

Hope you all have a glorious day. Remember to listen, who knows what you miss if you don't.
Beans...  
  
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#1 | 1253 days ago

 I See Your Schwartz Is As Big As Mine.

Funny, She Doesn't Look Druish,

Ludicrous Speed!!

It's MegaMaid Sir, She's gone from Suck to Blow.

Insert rest of movie lines here.

Canes are out of the Playoffs.  Braves off to a semi-slow start.  I'm getting too busy for sports anyway (blasphemy).

Winner of Flyers/Sabres series vs winner of Red Wings/Coyotes series for the cup.

Your job really has you beat when it makes you too tired too look for another one.

Getting my taxes done today.

Are you sick of the single lines yet?

Hopefully get to see my parents this weekend.  If not then it will be in June when I see my whole family.

Sorry for the lack of drunk texting/posting.  Not drinking as much and for some reason feeling mature.  Kind of sucks to be honest, but in a good way.

Til my next deep/shallow thoughts...
#2 | 1253 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 I See Your Schwartz Is As Big As Mine.

Funny, She Doesn't Look Druish,

Ludicrous Speed!!

It's MegaMaid Sir, She's gone from Suck to Blow.

Insert rest of movie lines here.

Canes are out of the Playoffs.  Braves off to a semi-slow start.  I'm getting too busy for sports anyway (blasphemy).

Winner of Flyers/Sabres series vs winner of Red Wings/Coyotes series for the cup.

Your job really has you beat when it makes you too tired too look for another one.

Getting my taxes done today.

Are you sick of the single lines yet?

Hopefully get to see my parents this weekend.  If not then it will be in June when I see my whole family.

Sorry for the lack of drunk texting/posting.  Not drinking as much and for some reason feeling mature.  Kind of sucks to be honest, but in a good way.

Til my next deep/shallow thoughts...
"thanks for the gas, yogurt!"
#3 | 1253 days ago

Here Yee, Here Yee....what's happening Q-pizzles? 

Hope everyone had a great weekend.  Yesterday felt like summer and I took full advantage.  Hit the driving range and went miniature golfing in the late afternoon after watching my Hawks lose to the Wings.  I thought for sure we were out of the playoffs, but the Wild did us a solid and beat the Stars.  I'll be sending each of their players a Christmas card next year.  Now we get to face a Canucks team many have picked to win the Stanley Cup.  I like our chances because we've sent Luongo home crying the last two years.  Gonna be tough, though, no doubt. 

The Bulls continued their winning ways in an ugly game yesterday in Orlando.  Derrick Rose went off per usual.  I didn't like the defensive effort, but hey, we're the #1 seed.  Sh*t happens.  Thibs will have us right by the playoffs. 

The Cubs.....well let's just say they need to get their sh*t together.  Particularly Dempster and Garza.  As for now, it's all about the playoffs.  Go Bulls and Hawks!
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#4 | 1253 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Good morning, woke up with a fuc!!ng summer cild. The Cubs lost the series with the Brewers.   And Janie woke up with blood in her ear.  Yeah it's going to be a great fuc!!ng week. 




You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#5 | 1253 days ago

this weekend was grrrreat.

saturday i went to go see a college friend play at a place called fitzgeralds in houston which is a gutted old house with a stage upstairs and downstairs and i believe it's where houston stores all of it's hipsetrs for the night. i felt old, uncool and as soon as i gave harrell a schmatz and the face, i had to leave. too many skinny jeans on guys and huge dresses over pants on girls. it's honestly the only way i could tell a dude from a chick. well that and being able to tell some dudes' religions based on exactly how skinny the jeans they'd painted on were. i prefer my men without makeup and with peepees that can breathe.

we left the place as soon as the band was done and headed to a place catty-corner called jimmy's ice house which was great! no walls, just a cement floor, a patio and less than 20 aged hippes drinking beer listening to a trio od guys playing some ccr, townes van zandt, etc etc. when the band realized they weren't in kansas anymore, they began a string of coutrified grateful dead songs and all the hippies hit the dance floor. i ended up dancing with jimmy himself who looked about 70 and had a dreads beard that went past his navel. i am so glad the nasal part of my cold held up long enough to carry me through that fun encounter because i would probably have to murder myself if i were actually able to smell that thing.

i worked 6 hours on unpacking and decorating last night. the kitchen is done. it doesn't look much better in there since i decided to start with crap that goes in cabinets, but for my own peace, i rearranged the location of everything so it's kinda like my own place and not so much a place with sh!t already in it. at about 3am, we hung a huge mirror over the fireplace to open the room up and (back story, jon and i are both 5'5") well, we hung it a little too high. we can just see our eyes in it. meh...we'll fix it later.

i only got halfway done with running man. definitely getting into the part where it's going to be impossible to put it down, so i'll be done soon.

my go song of the day or maybe week -
chameleon - herbie hancock
(instrumental awesomeness.)
#6 | 1253 days ago

Good Morning, Everybodee!

Padres survived the sweep (L.A. can put away that broom.)

Daughter had band practice on Saturday.  This one, the kids got sponsers for a practice marathon.  They practiced from 7AM to 7PM (with meal breaks and occasional "get up and move around" breaks.)   At about 5:30-6, they were exhausted and had the giggles.   But they made it, and got a lot of work done.    (I even survived taking 4 other kids home afterwards, where the giggles continued on the car ride home.    Ah, I can remember the days)

Sent a powerpoint presentation featuring the band and choir groups to the members of the school board, showing how much these programs are helping the kids, highlighting the fact that these kids are working together to practice as a group, as well as helping each other study to keep their grades up.   (I found out that they have a number of kids in the top 100 of their school, with 3 freshmen in the to 10 of their class.)

I'm contemplating sending the same file to the city mayor, state governor and even President of the country. ( I included quotes from a speech Obama gave back in October in my powerpoint)  We'll see how this goes.
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#7 | 1253 days ago
John_Daly (+)

.backwards typing i'm that see will you this read can you If.
#8 | 1253 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Morning.

Spring Break is over. I saw 3 movies (Insidious--ok, Hop--cute, and Arthur---I totally loved and didn't think I would), 3 Kings games (2-1, not bad till I mention they loss a back to back with the water fowl, which means they are now playing the Sharks in the first round of the playoffs), completed my taxes, and rested/lazed around till yesterday when my fridge decided to conk out------------damn it. Good thing, despite being off, I've been slack on going to the store. Now, I go back to work......incredibly eager to assess my students in 3 weeks (State testing). 

I disagree with Dave's SC prediction. Wings won yesterday, but up till then their play hasn't been the best. I pick the Coyotes in that series because they have the better goalie. As for the Flyers/Sabres----Flyers aren't exactly going into things strong.....way talented but I've seen other teams performing better down the stretch. I'm picking all the underdogs in the series----Coyotes, Hawks, Predators, Sabres, Rangers, Montreal, TB------, with the Kings over the Sharks being my boldest pick. I can't NOT pick them, but if they win----it will be one of the biggest upsets. The Sharks are heading into the playoffs super strong. The Kings ---not so much, but I've seen this team rise more than once to a challenge this season when everyone is counting them out (and everyone is counting them out). #Istillbelieve 

Hope you all have a glorious day. Remember to listen, who knows what you miss if you don't.
Beans...  
#9 | 1253 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Good morning, woke up with a fuc!!ng summer cild. The Cubs lost the series with the Brewers.   And Janie woke up with blood in her ear.  Yeah it's going to be a great fuc!!ng week. 




...But there's some good news, the Cubbies travel down to our beloved   "Juice Box" for some get well therapy, uh, I mean a three game set with the Astros  (sorry Leigh). I want 'em to win, I do. But you just expect certain things to happen. I mean, the Lions weren't good since they stopped playing "the Christians". They used to eat them alive...What? Not the same "lions"? They did what? Really?  Uhhh, oops. Nevermind.
Whatup?
     Today is Monday. Home of the blahs, day of the hangover.  And today I suffer from neither (yay me!).  I have no creativity this morning, so let's do a little "Good News, Bad News"
Good news; Manny finally got caught "being Manny"  Bad News; The Red Sox got well against the Yankees. Beckett, you still suck.
Good News;  I got to see absolutely no sports this weekend. Bad News; All of my teams (except the Mighty 'Stros)  lost
Good News; My bar at home is fully stocked. Bad News; Spent the weekend with my kids so I didn't get to make one drink.
And...Good News; Although the Astros won...Bad news; they have the same ownership.
     One last thing, I know that Texas is well known for it's road kill, and I know I live a wee bit outside the city limits, but  the most exotic specimen I've ever seen was on the side of the road  on my way to work this morning.  I saw a  dead cougar. Not a car. Not a  horny 40-plus woman (did see her after I got on the bus),  But a puma, a mountain lion. I think it's time to get back inside the loop.
Mountain Sunrise...  
#10 | 1253 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

originalcrash78 wrote:
...But there's some good news, the Cubbies travel down to our beloved   "Juice Box" for some get well therapy, uh, I mean a three game set with the Astros  (sorry Leigh). I want 'em to win, I do. But you just expect certain things to happen. I mean, the Lions weren't good since they stopped playing "the Christians". They used to eat them alive...What? Not the same "lions"? They did what? Really?  Uhhh, oops. Nevermind.
Whatup?
     Today is Monday. Home of the blahs, day of the hangover.  And today I suffer from neither (yay me!).  I have no creativity this morning, so let's do a little "Good News, Bad News"
Good news; Manny finally got caught "being Manny"  Bad News; The Red Sox got well against the Yankees. Beckett, you still suck.
Good News;  I got to see absolutely no sports this weekend. Bad News; All of my teams (except the Mighty 'Stros)  lost
Good News; My bar at home is fully stocked. Bad News; Spent the weekend with my kids so I didn't get to make one drink.
And...Good News; Although the Astros won...Bad news; they have the same ownership.
     One last thing, I know that Texas is well known for it's road kill, and I know I live a wee bit outside the city limits, but  the most exotic specimen I've ever seen was on the side of the road  on my way to work this morning.  I saw a  dead cougar. Not a car. Not a  horny 40-plus woman (did see her after I got on the bus),  But a puma, a mountain lion. I think it's time to get back inside the loop.
 I know, but I wasn't going to say, but good news is on the way we play the Astros next. Out of respect to Leigh and Cecil. 
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#11 | 1253 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I know, but I wasn't going to say, but good news is on the way we play the Astros next. Out of respect to Leigh and Cecil. 
What about me? Seriously I like the home team, but I have a little something to fall back on...(snickers)
Mountain Sunrise...  
#12 | 1253 days ago

Janet
Beans...  
#13 | 1253 days ago

Aloha
The Rockies started their first road series of the season in smashing fashion winning 3 of 4 against the Pirates with the only loss coming in 14 innings on Friday
The miserable Avs season finally came to a close this weekend.  Avs management came out and laid out plans for the future to let the fans know what direction this team is heading is on the golf course until October, but may make an appearance at the draft.
Movie night Saturday night was fantastically fun and extremely gay.  I sure did get to see Timothy Olyphant, Dean Cain, Zach Braff, the popular kid from 10 things I hate about you, Nia Long,Mary McCormack, and J's black friend play a mix of bitter homos dealing with the struggles of daily life.
Yesterday's movie of choice was Down to the Bone.  I love stuff about addiction, and Vera Farmiga was excellent in that

Stanley Cup playoff 1st round prediction time:
Vancouver over Chicago in 5
Sharks over Kings in 6
Red Wings over Coyotes in 7
Smashville over Anaheim in 6
Caps over Rangers in 7
Buffalo over Philly in 6
Boston over Montreal in 7
Tampa over Pittsburgh in 6

Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness

Oh, she may be weary
Young girls they do get weary
Wearing that same old shaggy dress, yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah

You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah
But while she's there waiting, without them
Try a little tenderness (that's all you gotta do)

It's not just sentimental, no, no, no
She has her grief and care, yeah yeah yeah
But the soft words, they are spoke so gentle, yeah
It makes it easier, easier to bear, yeah

You won't regret it, no, no
Some girls they don't forget it
Love is their only happiness, yeah
But it's all so easy
All you gotta do is try, try a little tenderness, yeah
All you gotta do is, man, hold her where you want her

Squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave her
Get to her, try, try
Just try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You got to know how to love her, man, you'll be surprised, man
You've got to squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave
You've got to hold her and rub her softly
Try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You've got to rub her gentle man, all you gotta do, no no
You've got to love her, squeeze her, don't tease her
Gotta try nah nah nah, try
Try a little tenderness, yeah, watch her groove
You've gotta to know what to do, man
Take this advice
if it makes you happy...  
#14 | 1253 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Aloha
The Rockies started their first road series of the season in smashing fashion winning 3 of 4 against the Pirates with the only loss coming in 14 innings on Friday
The miserable Avs season finally came to a close this weekend.  Avs management came out and laid out plans for the future to let the fans know what direction this team is heading is on the golf course until October, but may make an appearance at the draft.
Movie night Saturday night was fantastically fun and extremely gay.  I sure did get to see Timothy Olyphant, Dean Cain, Zach Braff, the popular kid from 10 things I hate about you, Nia Long,Mary McCormack, and J's black friend play a mix of bitter homos dealing with the struggles of daily life.
Yesterday's movie of choice was Down to the Bone.  I love stuff about addiction, and Vera Farmiga was excellent in that

Stanley Cup playoff 1st round prediction time:
Vancouver over Chicago in 5
Sharks over Kings in 6
Red Wings over Coyotes in 7
Smashville over Anaheim in 6
Caps over Rangers in 7
Buffalo over Philly in 6
Boston over Montreal in 7
Tampa over Pittsburgh in 6

Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness

Oh, she may be weary
Young girls they do get weary
Wearing that same old shaggy dress, yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah

You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah
But while she's there waiting, without them
Try a little tenderness (that's all you gotta do)

It's not just sentimental, no, no, no
She has her grief and care, yeah yeah yeah
But the soft words, they are spoke so gentle, yeah
It makes it easier, easier to bear, yeah

You won't regret it, no, no
Some girls they don't forget it
Love is their only happiness, yeah
But it's all so easy
All you gotta do is try, try a little tenderness, yeah
All you gotta do is, man, hold her where you want her

Squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave her
Get to her, try, try
Just try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You got to know how to love her, man, you'll be surprised, man
You've got to squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave
You've got to hold her and rub her softly
Try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You've got to rub her gentle man, all you gotta do, no no
You've got to love her, squeeze her, don't tease her
Gotta try nah nah nah, try
Try a little tenderness, yeah, watch her groove
You've gotta to know what to do, man
Take this advice
I love this song. What was the Saturday movie? And, I think we should get to pick the movie at least once a month.
#15 | 1253 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I love this song. What was the Saturday movie? And, I think we should get to pick the movie at least once a month.
It was The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy
And she won the rights to pick #2 so we'll see what's next
if it makes you happy...  
#16 | 1253 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Good Morning, Everybodee!

Padres survived the sweep (L.A. can put away that broom.)

Daughter had band practice on Saturday.  This one, the kids got sponsers for a practice marathon.  They practiced from 7AM to 7PM (with meal breaks and occasional "get up and move around" breaks.)   At about 5:30-6, they were exhausted and had the giggles.   But they made it, and got a lot of work done.    (I even survived taking 4 other kids home afterwards, where the giggles continued on the car ride home.    Ah, I can remember the days)

Sent a powerpoint presentation featuring the band and choir groups to the members of the school board, showing how much these programs are helping the kids, highlighting the fact that these kids are working together to practice as a group, as well as helping each other study to keep their grades up.   (I found out that they have a number of kids in the top 100 of their school, with 3 freshmen in the to 10 of their class.)

I'm contemplating sending the same file to the city mayor, state governor and even President of the country. ( I included quotes from a speech Obama gave back in October in my powerpoint)  We'll see how this goes.
....and I just received a response from one of the board members.

Probably just a typical "canned" response, stating he shares my appreciation of the arts program in the district, and his promise to fight the good fight, doing all they can to provide a high quality performing arts program for the students.

We'll just have to wait and see.
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#17 | 1253 days ago

Stoney just picked BOS over MTL in 7!? My first reaction was to defriend him, then run and lock myself in the bathroom and cry it out. But the more and more i think about it the more and more I think he may be right. (Reverse jinx right there people.) Either way, the post series riot - win or lose - will be /sigh/ shamefully entertaining.

Think my hometown isn't getting a little worked up? Read this. It's a federal election BTW. We're lunatics. Speaking of which, me and my buddy Rocket worked ourselves into a frenzy just talking about it. We've wanted this series since the fire-wagon, Hatfield/McCoy, bloodbath 6-7 weeks ago. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy some face paint for Game 1.
Beans...  
#18 | 1253 days ago

Hola Qpeeps!

Just dropping by to before leaving for the field. One hell of a weekend, Bobby played 5 games from Friday to Sunday. Friday nights game he went 2/3 with 1RBI. Saturday was a double headers, first game he went 0/3, if someone would have thrown a watermelon he had no chance of hitting it. The second game he was 4/4, 4 RBI's, 3 triples and a in the park double that turned into a home run with two errors on the defense. Sunday's double header he went 2/3, 2 RBI's in the first game, 1/3 with 1 RBI in the second. Besides his inconsisty in the second game Saturday he had a awesome weekend going, 9/16, 8 RBI's, 4 triples, 2 doubles and 3 singles. I'm so proud of him!!!!

Cinderella Man- Eminem
yeah,
you know technically,
im not even really supposed to be here right now,
so f**k it,
might as well make the most of it.

ahh ah ah ah eh eh eh eh ehhh

yeah, haha
feels good,
whooo,
guess im lucky,
some of us don't get a second chance.
but i aint blowing this one.
naw man, haha,
shit i feel like i can do anything now

who can catch lightning in the bottle,
set fire to water,
commin out the nozzle on the fire hose flyout, and squat us

cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man.

smash an hour glass,
grab the sand,
take his hands an cuff em,
spin around to freeze the clock,
take the hands of time an cuff em.

theres a storm commin that the weather man couldn't predict,
i start the ball p**ck you better flee cuz i get ticked
its a rap, i was down, when i was down i was kicked
i got up
im bout to punch ya to the ground, ya trick,
its a trap,
f**k my last cd this s**ts in my trash,
i be god da**ed if another rapper gets in my a**,
i hit the gas and i spit every rap as if its my last.
you can die in the blink of an eye,
so batchin ya eyelashes, and keep winking and blown kisses
cuz your flirting with death
im destroying your livelihood, i aint just hurting your rep,
i catch a flow and get goin,
no remorse, im showinn they slowin, for no one,
knowin there is nothing you can do about it
zero in on the target like a marksman,
the target is you,
i shut ya lane down,
took ya spot, parked in it too,
watchin it flow, lighter fluid, saliva what can ya do,
go get ya crew to hype ya up stand behind you like whoooo!
that boys hot enough to melt hell burn satan too,
fry his a**, and put his ashes back together with glue,
see you can hate em, he don't blame you frankly he would too,
this game could ill afford to lose him,
how bout you?

now guess who who(hey),
heres a clue(hey),
he came to a ball in a wife beater
lost his nike shoe,
its in ya a**(hey),
he's in ya a**, he's all up in ya psychy too,
now whats his name

cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,

if i had a time machine, i'd be...
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
music is my time machine so call me,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,

f**k catching a lightnin
he struck it
screamed shut up and thunder,
flipped the world upside down and made it rain upward
cinderella man
cinderella man
cinderella man
cinderella man,

rewound the future to the present,
paused it don't ask how,
f**k the past motherf**ker
he's the s**t right now he's

cinderella man
cinderella man
cinerella man
cinderella man..

cinderella man
send the fellow shady dang came to wrap the game up
in cellophane,
raise hell from hell he came,
but didn't come to bore you with the cinderella story,
nor did he come to do the same,
he cant afford to be a label in this day in age,
and at this stage of the game
mediocrity cannot be allowed to fly,
so say bye,
to the O H I,
to the new case of rock
consider it as last of rod,
coop degraww
raise em high in the sky,
keep em up
time to bring the place alive,
thanks for bein patient
i will make no more mistakes,
s**t my potatoes baked,
hommie the veggies on my plate can fly,
my fillet is smoking w**d,
get back if the steaks are high,
s**t i ain't even suppose to be here
by the grace of God,
the skin on my teeth
and the hair on my n**s
i skated by,
now y'all are on thin ice
with anchor weights i hate to lie,
how f***in irritated are you,
how much in ya face am i,
it aint s**t you could do beferret,
prove us here in spirit
im the spittin image
ill mirror it
when i stand near it,
your pu**y lyric,
i couldn't hear it,
who forms pyramids and raps circles around square Lyricists,
who?
here's a clue.
he came to the ball in his wife beater,
lost his nike shoe, its in ya a**, he's in ya a**,
he's all up in ya psychy too.

cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,

if i had a time machine, im passin ya,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,

music is my time machine so call meee,

cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,
cinderella man,

Jot out....
It is a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his...  
#19 | 1253 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
Hola Amigos y Amigas!

So I woke up dreading having to work. But I came in and was pleasantly surprised when I found out that my co-worker had the day off  things are bad when you are happy to be at work as long as someone else is not gonna be there.

I had a decent weekend, went out on Friday night and probably had way too much Patron, and Corona but we were celebrating my best friends birthday! Saturday night in Sparta was hilarious! And Sunday I pretty much just relaxed.

Here is my song for the day...been listening to it all weekend...

"Step In The Name Of Love (Remix)"

[talking]
now, now, now --see u got to understand stepping is not just a dance its a its a culture--it its the way we live--its wat
we eat, think and breathe
you understand me--see you out there on that dancefloor
and you wit ur partner and all, yall holdin hands and yall swinging and swaying
and you turning them and twisting them and dipping them
and its such an exciting feeling u get u know wat i mean

[music starts]
yeah--its the power piper of r&b yall (whoooooh)
follow me-(yeah)-chicago and them (oh yeah)
don juan and them (yeah)
this is for yall--the remix

[verse 1]
said i know that it's somebody's birthday tonight somewhere
and i know somebody's gonna celebrate tonight somewhere
(i know) one things for sure
(im gonna put on my dancing shoes) then imma hit the door
(and go out and step the whole night through)

[chorus]
snap in the name of love (im gonna) snap in the name of love
(them im gonna) clap in the name of love (oh yeah) clap in the name of love
(im gonna step) step in the name of love (whoooh),
step in the name of love (in the name of love)
groove in the name of love, groove in the name of love

[verse 2]
see i know theres somebody breakin out the champagne somewhere
and u can be sure that (can be sure) that somebody's gonna make love from the night until the day
(i know one thing) one things for sure
(im gonna put on my dancing shoes yeah) then imma hit the door
(and go out and step the whole night through)

[chorus]
snap in the name of love (yeah) snap in the name of love (whooh)
clap in the name of love (oh yeah) clap in the name of love
(said im gonna step) step in the name of love (whoo)
step in the name of love (in the name of love)
groove in the name of love, groove in the name of love

[bridge]
ooooh i wait till somebody else gets up (then i)
i wanna be the first one to hit the floor (ohhh soooooo)
so tell the dj to turn it up (turn it up)
cuz it feels so good--dancing to this remix makes me wanna step cuz its the cut

[chorus]
snap in the name of love (oh baby) snap in the name of love (uh im gonna)
clap in the name of love (yeah) clap in the name of love
(step in the name) step in the name of love (of love) step in the name of love
(then im gonna groove yeah) groove in the name of love, groove in the name of love

yeah,yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah

[talking]
good evening ladies and gentleman its the power piper of r&b
and i would like to welcome you to the chocolate factory
this album was designed to make you feel good for those of you who wanna feel good
follow me

yeah
now i know everybody is familiar with the stepping game
yeah from the loveland album,
uh huh but yall know i had go and do a remix and put it on the chocolate factory
yeah so the stepping game we played then is the same game we gonna play right now
are yall ready?
c'mon 1 2 3 sing

step step side to side
round and round dip it down
separate bring it back
now let me see you do the love slide (yeah)

(dance) step step side to side
round and round dip it down
separate bring it back
now let me see you do the love slide

(step) step (step) step (step) side to side
round and round dip it down
separate bring it back
now let me see you do the love slide

[overlapping]
(everybody do the stepping) step step side to side ,round and round dip it down (everybody do the stepping) separate bring it
back (whoa yeah)
(everybody do the stepping)
cmon--keep on stepping, round and round side to side---left to right bring it back
(everybody do the stepping) now let me see you do the love side
(everybody do the stepping)
cmon and step in the name of love while we living,
just stepped out hit the club, dj pumping and its all for us
anybody ask you why we stepping tell them that--we did it for love yeah, did it for love yeah, did it for love yeah, did it
for love yeah,did it for love yeah
if they asked u why we did it--tell them we did it for love oohhh yeah
if they asked u why we did it--we did it for love
everybody's snappin, everybody's clappin, everybody's groovin in the name of love
if it makes you happy...  
#20 | 1253 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola Amigos y Amigas!

So I woke up dreading having to work. But I came in and was pleasantly surprised when I found out that my co-worker had the day off  things are bad when you are happy to be at work as long as someone else is not gonna be there.

I had a decent weekend, went out on Friday night and probably had way too much Patron, and Corona but we were celebrating my best friends birthday! Saturday night in Sparta was hilarious! And Sunday I pretty much just relaxed.

Here is my song for the day...been listening to it all weekend...

"Step In The Name Of Love (Remix)"

[talking]
now, now, now --see u got to understand stepping is not just a dance its a its a culture--it its the way we live--its wat
we eat, think and breathe
you understand me--see you out there on that dancefloor
and you wit ur partner and all, yall holdin hands and yall swinging and swaying
and you turning them and twisting them and dipping them
and its such an exciting feeling u get u know wat i mean

[music starts]
yeah--its the power piper of r&b yall (whoooooh)
follow me-(yeah)-chicago and them (oh yeah)
don juan and them (yeah)
this is for yall--the remix

[verse 1]
said i know that it's somebody's birthday tonight somewhere
and i know somebody's gonna celebrate tonight somewhere
(i know) one things for sure
(im gonna put on my dancing shoes) then imma hit the door
(and go out and step the whole night through)

[chorus]
snap in the name of love (im gonna) snap in the name of love
(them im gonna) clap in the name of love (oh yeah) clap in the name of love
(im gonna step) step in the name of love (whoooh),
step in the name of love (in the name of love)
groove in the name of love, groove in the name of love

[verse 2]
see i know theres somebody breakin out the champagne somewhere
and u can be sure that (can be sure) that somebody's gonna make love from the night until the day
(i know one thing) one things for sure
(im gonna put on my dancing shoes yeah) then imma hit the door
(and go out and step the whole night through)

[chorus]
snap in the name of love (yeah) snap in the name of love (whooh)
clap in the name of love (oh yeah) clap in the name of love
(said im gonna step) step in the name of love (whoo)
step in the name of love (in the name of love)
groove in the name of love, groove in the name of love

[bridge]
ooooh i wait till somebody else gets up (then i)
i wanna be the first one to hit the floor (ohhh soooooo)
so tell the dj to turn it up (turn it up)
cuz it feels so good--dancing to this remix makes me wanna step cuz its the cut

[chorus]
snap in the name of love (oh baby) snap in the name of love (uh im gonna)
clap in the name of love (yeah) clap in the name of love
(step in the name) step in the name of love (of love) step in the name of love
(then im gonna groove yeah) groove in the name of love, groove in the name of love

yeah,yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah

[talking]
good evening ladies and gentleman its the power piper of r&b
and i would like to welcome you to the chocolate factory
this album was designed to make you feel good for those of you who wanna feel good
follow me

yeah
now i know everybody is familiar with the stepping game
yeah from the loveland album,
uh huh but yall know i had go and do a remix and put it on the chocolate factory
yeah so the stepping game we played then is the same game we gonna play right now
are yall ready?
c'mon 1 2 3 sing

step step side to side
round and round dip it down
separate bring it back
now let me see you do the love slide (yeah)

(dance) step step side to side
round and round dip it down
separate bring it back
now let me see you do the love slide

(step) step (step) step (step) side to side
round and round dip it down
separate bring it back
now let me see you do the love slide

[overlapping]
(everybody do the stepping) step step side to side ,round and round dip it down (everybody do the stepping) separate bring it
back (whoa yeah)
(everybody do the stepping)
cmon--keep on stepping, round and round side to side---left to right bring it back
(everybody do the stepping) now let me see you do the love side
(everybody do the stepping)
cmon and step in the name of love while we living,
just stepped out hit the club, dj pumping and its all for us
anybody ask you why we stepping tell them that--we did it for love yeah, did it for love yeah, did it for love yeah, did it
for love yeah,did it for love yeah
if they asked u why we did it--tell them we did it for love oohhh yeah
if they asked u why we did it--we did it for love
everybody's snappin, everybody's clappin, everybody's groovin in the name of love
Saturday night in Sparta was drunken!
#21 | 1253 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Saturday night in Sparta was drunken!
Which made it hilarious. But then again Friday night when I got home(in Sparta) was hilarious too!!
if it makes you happy...  
#22 | 1253 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
John_Daly wrote:
.backwards typing i'm that see will you this read can you If.
 ?siht ekil depyt evah uoy t'ndluohs ,sdrawkcab gnipyt ylurt era uoy fI
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#23 | 1253 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Which made it hilarious. But then again Friday night when I got home(in Sparta) was hilarious too!!
Audio Sparta! LMAO!
Beans...  
#24 | 1253 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Stoney just picked BOS over MTL in 7!? My first reaction was to defriend him, then run and lock myself in the bathroom and cry it out. But the more and more i think about it the more and more I think he may be right. (Reverse jinx right there people.) Either way, the post series riot - win or lose - will be /sigh/ shamefully entertaining.

Think my hometown isn't getting a little worked up? Read this. It's a federal election BTW. We're lunatics. Speaking of which, me and my buddy Rocket worked ourselves into a frenzy just talking about it. We've wanted this series since the fire-wagon, Hatfield/McCoy, bloodbath 6-7 weeks ago. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go buy some face paint for Game 1.
I've always loved Bos-MTL playoff series.  Plus with all the shenanigans this year, they won't need 4 games in to start hating each other. Bon temps!
if it makes you happy...  
#25 | 1253 days ago

No way the Canucks take the Hawks out in 5.  I think the Canucks will win the series(in 6 or 7), I wouldn't be shocked to see the Hawks win either.  Our core is in the head of the Canucks, particularly Luongo.  Can't wait until Wednesday. 


Hey Becky, stole this from a Kings fan on another board.  Thought you might like it.

You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#26 | 1253 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
richard_cranium wrote:
 ?siht ekil depyt evah uoy t'ndluohs ,sdrawkcab gnipyt ylurt era uoy fI
how long did that take you?

and i kinda disagree. when i think of typing backwards, i picture the keyboard in reverse so i'll flip...h lih8y lih] j] l;jtj lkfh8o 8]-y']lp[
#27 | 1253 days ago

 I will give you seven reasons to go see Scream 4 this weekend. First one is that the master of horror, Wes Craven, is directing it. Here are the other six.

Neve Campbell Courtney Cox Aimee Teegarden

Kristen Bell Anna Paquin Hayden Panettiere
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#28 | 1253 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
No way the Canucks take the Hawks out in 5.  I think the Canucks will win the series(in 6 or 7), I wouldn't be shocked to see the Hawks win either.  Our core is in the head of the Canucks, particularly Luongo.  Can't wait until Wednesday. 


Hey Becky, stole this from a Kings fan on another board.  Thought you might like it.

yep, count it!
I'll buy you a pint if the Hawks take it longer
if it makes you happy...  
#29 | 1253 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
how long did that take you?

and i kinda disagree. when i think of typing backwards, i picture the keyboard in reverse so i'll flip...h lih8y lih] j] l;jtj lkfh8o 8]-y']lp[
Surprisingly not long, despite all outward appearances I am actually an intelligent person.


You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#30 | 1253 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
yep, count it!
I'll buy you a pint if the Hawks take it longer
Done deal.  I just don't see the Canucks taking us out in 5, especially after looking at this this. 

http://www.jewelsfromthecrown.com/2011/4/10/2103338/who-has-the-best-record-against-playoff-bound-teams
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#31 | 1253 days ago

can someone who watches idol tell me why there is such outrage that Pinky Tuscadero was voted off American Idol? Thank you
if it makes you happy...  
#32 | 1253 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 ?siht ekil depyt evah uoy t'ndluohs ,sdrawkcab gnipyt ylurt era uoy fI
Thanks Kev, now my eyes are watering and my head hurts.   You & Rogs coudda done this on Wednsday.
Mountain Sunrise...  
#33 | 1253 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
can someone who watches idol tell me why there is such outrage that Pinky Tuscadero was voted off American Idol? Thank you
I watch. She has a very good voice but I think she is boring(all she ever sang were ballads), I for one was glad to see her go.
if it makes you happy...  
#34 | 1253 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this weekend was grrrreat.

saturday i went to go see a college friend play at a place called fitzgeralds in houston which is a gutted old house with a stage upstairs and downstairs and i believe it's where houston stores all of it's hipsetrs for the night. i felt old, uncool and as soon as i gave harrell a schmatz and the face, i had to leave. too many skinny jeans on guys and huge dresses over pants on girls. it's honestly the only way i could tell a dude from a chick. well that and being able to tell some dudes' religions based on exactly how skinny the jeans they'd painted on were. i prefer my men without makeup and with peepees that can breathe.

we left the place as soon as the band was done and headed to a place catty-corner called jimmy's ice house which was great! no walls, just a cement floor, a patio and less than 20 aged hippes drinking beer listening to a trio od guys playing some ccr, townes van zandt, etc etc. when the band realized they weren't in kansas anymore, they began a string of coutrified grateful dead songs and all the hippies hit the dance floor. i ended up dancing with jimmy himself who looked about 70 and had a dreads beard that went past his navel. i am so glad the nasal part of my cold held up long enough to carry me through that fun encounter because i would probably have to murder myself if i were actually able to smell that thing.

i worked 6 hours on unpacking and decorating last night. the kitchen is done. it doesn't look much better in there since i decided to start with crap that goes in cabinets, but for my own peace, i rearranged the location of everything so it's kinda like my own place and not so much a place with sh!t already in it. at about 3am, we hung a huge mirror over the fireplace to open the room up and (back story, jon and i are both 5'5") well, we hung it a little too high. we can just see our eyes in it. meh...we'll fix it later.

i only got halfway done with running man. definitely getting into the part where it's going to be impossible to put it down, so i'll be done soon.

my go song of the day or maybe week -
chameleon - herbie hancock
(instrumental awesomeness.)
Leigh....glad to hear there are still Ice House's in TX. We used frequent one in Big D back in the 80's. It looked basically like a big 3 car garage with ice chests full of cold beer lining the walls. Oh, and an 1800's cash register.
#35 | 1253 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
can someone who watches idol tell me why there is such outrage that Pinky Tuscadero was voted off American Idol? Thank you
Really, people are outraged over a glorified f**king karaoke contest? WTF, is wrong with people?
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#36 | 1253 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Really, people are outraged over a glorified f**king karaoke contest? WTF, is wrong with people?
that's what AC Slater was trying to tell me on Extra, that's why I had to ask
if it makes you happy...  
#37 | 1253 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
can someone who watches idol tell me why there is such outrage that Pinky Tuscadero was voted off American Idol? Thank you
No. Great voice but was like a robot.
Beans...  
#38 | 1253 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Aloha
The Rockies started their first road series of the season in smashing fashion winning 3 of 4 against the Pirates with the only loss coming in 14 innings on Friday
The miserable Avs season finally came to a close this weekend.  Avs management came out and laid out plans for the future to let the fans know what direction this team is heading is on the golf course until October, but may make an appearance at the draft.
Movie night Saturday night was fantastically fun and extremely gay.  I sure did get to see Timothy Olyphant, Dean Cain, Zach Braff, the popular kid from 10 things I hate about you, Nia Long,Mary McCormack, and J's black friend play a mix of bitter homos dealing with the struggles of daily life.
Yesterday's movie of choice was Down to the Bone.  I love stuff about addiction, and Vera Farmiga was excellent in that

Stanley Cup playoff 1st round prediction time:
Vancouver over Chicago in 5
Sharks over Kings in 6
Red Wings over Coyotes in 7
Smashville over Anaheim in 6
Caps over Rangers in 7
Buffalo over Philly in 6
Boston over Montreal in 7
Tampa over Pittsburgh in 6

Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness

Oh, she may be weary
Young girls they do get weary
Wearing that same old shaggy dress, yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah

You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah
But while she's there waiting, without them
Try a little tenderness (that's all you gotta do)

It's not just sentimental, no, no, no
She has her grief and care, yeah yeah yeah
But the soft words, they are spoke so gentle, yeah
It makes it easier, easier to bear, yeah

You won't regret it, no, no
Some girls they don't forget it
Love is their only happiness, yeah
But it's all so easy
All you gotta do is try, try a little tenderness, yeah
All you gotta do is, man, hold her where you want her

Squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave her
Get to her, try, try
Just try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You got to know how to love her, man, you'll be surprised, man
You've got to squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave
You've got to hold her and rub her softly
Try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You've got to rub her gentle man, all you gotta do, no no
You've got to love her, squeeze her, don't tease her
Gotta try nah nah nah, try
Try a little tenderness, yeah, watch her groove
You've gotta to know what to do, man
Take this advice
Your Western Conf predictions should be 2 part.
 A) Without Zetterberg and B) With Zetterberg.

A) Without Zetterberg  .... Phoenix in 6 (Canucks go to the Finals)
B) With Zetterberg ... Detroit in 6 (Wings go to the Finals)
#39 | 1253 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Your Western Conf predictions should be 2 part.
 A) Without Zetterberg and B) With Zetterberg.

A) Without Zetterberg  .... Phoenix in 6 (Canucks go to the Finals)
B) With Zetterberg ... Detroit in 6 (Wings go to the Finals)
Wings still need a goalie they can depend on. If Howard is up to par going against Bryz than maybe.
Beans...  
#40 | 1253 days ago

I have a sore throat - feels like someone is stabbing my neck from the inside with an ice pick.

My little man should be here today. I just checked the shipping info and it's in KW out for delivery. 

I slept until 1:30. If Trever hadn't been home to come in and check to see if I was alive, I might still be sleeping. I had a dream I made cheesy potato soup with bacon chunks, and some ranch bread to go with it. Eureka! Inspiration.

Feelin' a little Paramore today....

So this is how it goes
Well I, I would have never known
And if it ends today
Well, I'll still say that you shine brighter than anyone

Now I think we're taking this too far
Don't you know
That it's not this hard
Well it's not this hard
but if you take what's yours and I take mine
Must we go there?
Please not this time. No not this time.

Well this is not your fault
But if I'm without you
Then I will feel so small
ANd if you have to go
Always know that you shine brighter than anyone does

Now I think we're taking this too far
Don't you know that
It's not this hard
Well it's not this hard
But if you take what's yours and I take mine
Must we go there?
Please not this time. No not this time.

If you run away now,
Will you come back around?
And if you ran away
I'd still wave goodbye
Watching you shine bright.

(Chorus)

I'll wave goodbye
Watching you shine bright
(You shine bright, you shine bright)
I'll wave goodbye tonight.
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#41 | 1253 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote: Assh*le.    I spit on myself a little when I got to the "surprize".  
I still think my C-SPAN themed one was better, but whatever!


Good day, bitches.

Going on 3 weeks in a row that I have, for one reason or another, NOT gone to get my patio furniture from Target.  I'm meant to hibernate indoors all spring/summer, apparently.  But that's annoying because I LOVE hanging out outside, reading out on my deck, etc.  *sigh*  

"Imaginary Jesus" is getting a little too churchy for me.  I think it's more of a Christian-themed book that tries to inject humor than a tongue-in-cheek/sarcastic humorous book that tries to inject religion that I thought it was going to be.  I'm still gonna try to get through it before I completely judge.

It's been kinda hot here the past few days.  I'm not complaining, but I'm waiting for the -12 degree temps that I KNOW are coming.  They have to be ... this is almost too easy.

You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#42 | 1253 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Wings still need a goalie they can depend on. If Howard is up to par going against Bryz than maybe.
A goalie? In the West? C'mon Beck .............

With Zetterberg in the lineup, you'll need to score 5 or 6 to beat Detroit.
Vancouver is the only team with even a remote shot at doing that.
#43 | 1253 days ago

Jess wrote:
I have a sore throat - feels like someone is stabbing my neck from the inside with an ice pick.

My little man should be here today. I just checked the shipping info and it's in KW out for delivery. 

I slept until 1:30. If Trever hadn't been home to come in and check to see if I was alive, I might still be sleeping. I had a dream I made cheesy potato soup with bacon chunks, and some ranch bread to go with it. Eureka! Inspiration.

Feelin' a little Paramore today....

So this is how it goes
Well I, I would have never known
And if it ends today
Well, I'll still say that you shine brighter than anyone

Now I think we're taking this too far
Don't you know
That it's not this hard
Well it's not this hard
but if you take what's yours and I take mine
Must we go there?
Please not this time. No not this time.

Well this is not your fault
But if I'm without you
Then I will feel so small
ANd if you have to go
Always know that you shine brighter than anyone does

Now I think we're taking this too far
Don't you know that
It's not this hard
Well it's not this hard
But if you take what's yours and I take mine
Must we go there?
Please not this time. No not this time.

If you run away now,
Will you come back around?
And if you ran away
I'd still wave goodbye
Watching you shine bright.

(Chorus)

I'll wave goodbye
Watching you shine bright
(You shine bright, you shine bright)
I'll wave goodbye tonight.
Maybe you are getting sick because of how late you stay up?
if it makes you happy...  
#44 | 1253 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
A goalie? In the West? C'mon Beck .............

With Zetterberg in the lineup, you'll need to score 5 or 6 to beat Detroit.
Vancouver is the only team with even a remote shot at doing that.
Hmmmmmmm....he was in the line up all 4 times the Kings played them and the Kings were 3-1 against the Wings. And the Kings can't score.

Also, the Wings D can be exploited. So if a team limits their turnovers, the Wings are beatable.
Beans...  
#45 | 1253 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Your Western Conf predictions should be 2 part.
 A) Without Zetterberg and B) With Zetterberg.

A) Without Zetterberg  .... Phoenix in 6 (Canucks go to the Finals)
B) With Zetterberg ... Detroit in 6 (Wings go to the Finals)
They were based on having Zetterberg
if it makes you happy...  
#46 | 1253 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Hmmmmmmm....he was in the line up all 4 times the Kings played them and the Kings were 3-1 against the Wings. And the Kings can't score.

Also, the Wings D can be exploited. So if a team limits their turnovers, the Wings are beatable.
Now Becky....you know the Wings are a completely different team come playoff time. The regular season bores them.

You are right about the Kings tho. They can't/won't score. Without Kopitar and Williams they are, Im sorry to say, ...  Shark-bait.. Thats a 4-1 series (and quite possibly a 4-0 sweep). Congrats getting in tho. I bet against that 2 weeks ago.
#47 | 1253 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Maybe you are getting sick because of how late you stay up?
Friggin ridiculous. I'm blaming you. 
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#48 | 1253 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Now Becky....you know the Wings are a completely different team come playoff time. The regular season bores them.

You are right about the Kings tho. They can't/won't score. Without Kopitar and Williams they are, Im sorry to say, ...  Shark-bait.. Thats a 4-1 series (and quite possibly a 4-0 sweep). Congrats getting in tho. I bet against that 2 weeks ago.
 I don't think Quick should be underestimated. 
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#49 | 1253 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 I will give you seven reasons to go see Scream 4 this weekend. First one is that the master of horror, Wes Craven, is directing it. Here are the other six.

Neve Campbell Courtney Cox Aimee Teegarden

Kristen Bell Anna Paquin Hayden Panettiere
I'll be there.  Not for those reasons, though.
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles...  
#50 | 1253 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
They were based on having Zetterberg
Id like to see him on ice Wednesday, but my gut tells me he wont suit up til the series heads back to the desert. Either way, Detroit wont take Phoenix as lightly as they did last year. My prediction.... Zetterberg returns for Game 3 and the Wings advance in 6.
#51 | 1253 days ago

Jess wrote:
Friggin ridiculous. I'm blaming you. 
Hat!! I blame Marcus for Friday....
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#52 | 1253 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Aloha
The Rockies started their first road series of the season in smashing fashion winning 3 of 4 against the Pirates with the only loss coming in 14 innings on Friday
The miserable Avs season finally came to a close this weekend.  Avs management came out and laid out plans for the future to let the fans know what direction this team is heading is on the golf course until October, but may make an appearance at the draft.
Movie night Saturday night was fantastically fun and extremely gay.  I sure did get to see Timothy Olyphant, Dean Cain, Zach Braff, the popular kid from 10 things I hate about you, Nia Long,Mary McCormack, and J's black friend play a mix of bitter homos dealing with the struggles of daily life.
Yesterday's movie of choice was Down to the Bone.  I love stuff about addiction, and Vera Farmiga was excellent in that

Stanley Cup playoff 1st round prediction time:
Vancouver over Chicago in 5
Sharks over Kings in 6
Red Wings over Coyotes in 7
Smashville over Anaheim in 6
Caps over Rangers in 7
Buffalo over Philly in 6
Boston over Montreal in 7
Tampa over Pittsburgh in 6

Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness

Oh, she may be weary
Young girls they do get weary
Wearing that same old shaggy dress, yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah

You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
For things that she'll never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah
But while she's there waiting, without them
Try a little tenderness (that's all you gotta do)

It's not just sentimental, no, no, no
She has her grief and care, yeah yeah yeah
But the soft words, they are spoke so gentle, yeah
It makes it easier, easier to bear, yeah

You won't regret it, no, no
Some girls they don't forget it
Love is their only happiness, yeah
But it's all so easy
All you gotta do is try, try a little tenderness, yeah
All you gotta do is, man, hold her where you want her

Squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave her
Get to her, try, try
Just try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You got to know how to love her, man, you'll be surprised, man
You've got to squeeze her, don't tease her, never leave
You've got to hold her and rub her softly
Try a little tenderness, ooh yeah yeah yeah
You've got to rub her gentle man, all you gotta do, no no
You've got to love her, squeeze her, don't tease her
Gotta try nah nah nah, try
Try a little tenderness, yeah, watch her groove
You've gotta to know what to do, man
Take this advice
He has a name ... racist.  And you know he totally made that movie super awesome.

"I've been dumped for a punctuation mark."  
"I don't know why they don't just let me hit off the tee."  
"Shutup, bitches."  
"Sorry don't feed the bulldog, suga'."  
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#53 | 1253 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hat!! I blame Marcus for Friday....
Pisha, sleep is for sissies.
Beans...  
#54 | 1253 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Pisha, sleep is for sissies.
LOL @ Pisha!!!
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#55 | 1253 days ago

Jess wrote:
 I don't think Quick should be underestimated. 
Oh, I dont. He has played well. I actually feel sorry for him. It only takes 2 goals to beat LA tho on most nights. Just no offense left in LA with Kopitar and Williams out.
#56 | 1253 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I'll give you a goalie in the west....Pekka Rinne.  3rd best save pct. in the NHL.  My hero.

That said, I hope Dave Legwand gets to look like Swiss Family Robinson before the playoffs are over.  He's got a freaking good start on the playoff beard.  The Preds had the advantage over the Ducks in the regular season, and I hope that trend continues in the playoffs.  Go Preds!

I saw The Lincoln Lawyer over the weekend.  Pretty good movie.  Matthew McConaughey is mighty fine.  He could talk his way out of almost anything with those dimples.  I also saw Hanna.  Loved it.  That little girl in the movie is badass. 

On Sunday, I ate lunch with some girls from high school.  We get together every once in a while for a girls afternoon or evening out.  We went to Aspen Creek.  It was REALLY good.  I got to flirt with a girl who worked there.  She was really cute, and it'll be worth going back there to eat to see her.  It's like 25 miles from my house.

Otherwise, today has felt a lot like a Monday.  I'm tired.  I have to start really thinking about my move to Knoxville soon.  Ugh.
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#57 | 1253 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
LOL @ Pisha!!!
HA! Solely for you and Kenne, who by-the-by needs to be on the monthly Qonference call. Hell, we should be have an agenda, minutes, record them for the Smithstonian, etc.
Beans...  
#58 | 1253 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'll be there.  Not for those reasons, though.
You will be there cause you are a horror movie groupie. It doesn't matter how great/crappy the horror movie is, you will watch it. I prefer my horror movies to be of quality and substance, yeah right I will watch any horror movie once. I am simply trying to give the non-horror movie groupies some reasons to watch the movie.
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#59 | 1253 days ago

Day off today.  I chose to try to straighten out some things with various companies (payment dates, removal of the "dialup internet" on my phone line, etc. 

I think I have made 6 or 7 calls to a variety of companies to do so, and ONLY ONCE did I speak to someone who spoke English as their first language.  I'm not certain how many times I've said "Sorry?" or "Pardon me??" or "could you repeat that?" but I finally got the documents I was needing e-mailed to me, and to change my payment date for something by FOUR days would cost me an additional $4 per payment for the duration.  Sooooooo, to change dates would cost me some assinine amount of money like probably $6,000 (I know it's an exaggeration, but I am so f**king frustrated right now I could cry) so I told them to forget it and hung up.  They kept asking me if I wanted to complete a survey at the end of the conversation to give my opinion on their service, and I kept saying yes (they wouldn't be happy with what I had to say, I'm sure) but every time, I get hung up on.  I've called the company 4 times today and each time been told something completely different, and not been given an opportunity to complete their damn survey. 

Forgive my rant.  I just wish people could understand what CUSTOMER service meant.  It just doesn't exist any more - it's all about making the caller's/customer's experience with any company the worst it can possibly be.
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#60 | 1253 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
You will be there cause you are a horror movie groupie. It doesn't matter how great/crappy the horror movie is, you will watch it. I prefer my horror movies to be of quality and substance, yeah right I will watch any horror movie once. I am simply trying to give the non-horror movie groupies some reasons to watch the movie.
A)  I saw you "respect" that, jerkface ... guess what's coming up for movie night #2?  You think a gay romantic comedy was bad?  Pssh.

B)  Scream 4 has gotten a couple good early reviews.  Yes, I AM a horror nerd, but that actually makes me more critical of new horror movies.  I've seen the best and the worst ... no free rides, even for you Mr. Craven.
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#61 | 1253 days ago

so my bank updated their drive thru deposit tubes.

here is how it was..

I'd drive up, grab the tube and put my money in there and hit SEND and then it would close the dorr, suck up my tube and the lady would say "Hi, how are you?" I'd say I'm good, thanks you?" and she'd ignore me.. I am about 100% sure they don't press "listen on their little mics but whatever.. digressing.  Then I'd hear the vacuum and the tube would come back with my slip and she'd be all "Thanks and have a great day"

here is how it is now...

I pulled up to find out that the tube is now under some sort of glass door, with no note saying how to get the door open just a "If the door does not automatically open press button for teller" so I'm pushing the door, tapping on it, a little knock.. I tried to slide it up down sideways and in.. nothing.  So I finally press the tell button cause I look like an idiot trying to open this glass door.

How do I know I looked like a idiot?  cause there was a friggin camera and a friggin tv screen with my face on it looking at the glass door like AN IDIOT!
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#62 | 1253 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
so my bank updated their drive thru deposit tubes.

here is how it was..

I'd drive up, grab the tube and put my money in there and hit SEND and then it would close the dorr, suck up my tube and the lady would say "Hi, how are you?" I'd say I'm good, thanks you?" and she'd ignore me.. I am about 100% sure they don't press "listen on their little mics but whatever.. digressing.  Then I'd hear the vacuum and the tube would come back with my slip and she'd be all "Thanks and have a great day"

here is how it is now...

I pulled up to find out that the tube is now under some sort of glass door, with no note saying how to get the door open just a "If the door does not automatically open press button for teller" so I'm pushing the door, tapping on it, a little knock.. I tried to slide it up down sideways and in.. nothing.  So I finally press the tell button cause I look like an idiot trying to open this glass door.

How do I know I looked like a idiot?  cause there was a friggin camera and a friggin tv screen with my face on it looking at the glass door like AN IDIOT!
"If the door does not automatically open press button for teller" 

But if ... and you ... and ... it said ... then ... and you still ... but ... 

Never mind.  
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#63 | 1253 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
"If the door does not automatically open press button for teller" 

But if ... and you ... and ... it said ... then ... and you still ... but ... 

Never mind.  
I'm new.
if it makes you happy...  
#64 | 1253 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
I'm new.
Ahh, gotcha.  
Carry on.



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#65 | 1253 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I'm drooling all over the place.  My coffee shop has APPLE PIE LATTES as their special drink this week.  I am so there.
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#66 | 1253 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Now Becky....you know the Wings are a completely different team come playoff time. The regular season bores them.

You are right about the Kings tho. They can't/won't score. Without Kopitar and Williams they are, Im sorry to say, ...  Shark-bait.. Thats a 4-1 series (and quite possibly a 4-0 sweep). Congrats getting in tho. I bet against that 2 weeks ago.
Williams has been cleared by docs so it is expected that he will return if all goes well. And, if Doughty and Johnson can get going in game one, might not be the bait you may think they will be. The D and Quick can shut a team down....and have.
Beans...  
#67 | 1253 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Williams has been cleared by docs so it is expected that he will return if all goes well. And, if Doughty and Johnson can get going in game one, might not be the bait you may think they will be. The D and Quick can shut a team down....and have.
Getting Williams back will help. But without Kopitar, Im not sure it will be enough. Losing him was brutal. I wish you the best tho against SJ. You guys will need to play flawless. But nothing is impossible.
#68 | 1253 days ago

I wouldn't worry TOO much...we all know how the Sharks can be, come playoff time. 
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#69 | 1253 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Getting Williams back will help. But without Kopitar, Im not sure it will be enough. Losing him was brutal. I wish you the best tho against SJ. You guys will need to play flawless. But nothing is impossible.
With Kopitar it might not have been enough. The Kings have had problems scoring all season.....yet still managed to get 98 points and make the playoffs this year.
Beans...  
#70 | 1253 days ago

kteacher wrote:
With Kopitar it might not have been enough. The Kings have had problems scoring all season.....yet still managed to get 98 points and make the playoffs this year.
True. But the Sharks ALWAYS choke somewhere in the playoffs. Might as well be in Rd 1....right? Quick needs to be en fuego!
#71 | 1253 days ago

 My little man is herrrrrrrrrrre!! And crawling up my face at this very moment. Now he's hanging out on my eyebrow...just chillin. I shall name him...but what? This might be worth a poll...
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#72 | 1253 days ago

I'm totally confused by this thread, but hey, wha'd'ya expect. I've been gone for a long time.
#73 | 1253 days ago

Anybody out there know what "Credit Recovery" means?  Not talking financial credit here, I'm talking about high school and class credits.

Just found out our HS Principal has set one of 2 "Credit Recovery" days on the same day as the band's community service trip to Los Angeles.  (They are scheduled to play at the Los Angeles Veterans Home and at the Isaiah House homeless shelter.)

Not sure of the details of these "credit recovery" classes, but allegedly, if a student is failing a course, all they have to do is attend 2 three-hour classes (total of 6 hours) to get passing credit for the course.  I'm going to have to check into this for more details.   Apparently, if a student is goofing off, not doing their work, they could just take these 6 hours to pass the class, no other fuss.  (Of course, if a student truly needs this, I'm not knocking it.)

But the "Timing" of these classes is also a little suspect, as the music trip has been scheduled for at least a month.  Why can't the classes be scheduled another day?  And what does that all say about the effort of these kids who studied with each other to maintain their grades, if someone else can just bypass a failing grade given by a teacher, by just taking what is basically a 'short cut'?
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#74 | 1253 days ago

Jess wrote:
 My little man is herrrrrrrrrrre!! And crawling up my face at this very moment. Now he's hanging out on my eyebrow...just chillin. I shall name him...but what? This might be worth a poll...
Um, I think I missed a posting somewhere back there...what little man do you have hanging out on your eyebrow?
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#75 | 1253 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
HA! Solely for you and Kenne, who by-the-by needs to be on the monthly Qonference call. Hell, we should be have an agenda, minutes, record them for the Smithstonian, etc.
I think you should get started on that right away!!
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#76 | 1253 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I think you should get started on that right away!!
Done.
Beans...  
#77 | 1253 days ago

I_Bleed_Purple wrote:
I'm totally confused by this thread, but hey, wha'd'ya expect. I've been gone for a long time.
This is just a place to post whatever is on your mind on a daily basis, then have everyone judge you or completely ignore you.. it's  fine line really.. just like the poll description states
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#78 | 1253 days ago
John_Daly (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
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.ass smart, letters my not, backwards words my type to wanted I

#79 | 1253 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
No way the Canucks take the Hawks out in 5.  I think the Canucks will win the series(in 6 or 7), I wouldn't be shocked to see the Hawks win either.  Our core is in the head of the Canucks, particularly Luongo.  Can't wait until Wednesday. 


Hey Becky, stole this from a Kings fan on another board.  Thought you might like it.

 Good fan site. 
Beans...  
#80 | 1253 days ago

OOH OOH and:

1. The Expendables:  I don't think I've seen this
2. The A-Team:  Frickin loved it
3. RED:
Frickin loved it
4. Season of the Witch. -
Bizarre and not what I thought it was going to be but I enjoyed it very much
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#81 | 1253 days ago

 BTW everyone...sports_schmorts got dogs. They look like puppies but they're not...they're chihuahua/cocker spaniel mix.  (She would be posting these but her computer won't let her post pics to the site so I'm doing it.):

  



Aren't they adorable?


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#82 | 1253 days ago

Jess wrote:
 BTW everyone...sports_schmorts got dogs. They look like puppies but they're not...they're chihuahua/cocker spaniel mix.  (She would be posting these but her computer won't let her post pics to the site so I'm doing it.):

  



Aren't they adorable?


Jess can we implement a "Awww how cute" option? Maybe put it right next to  "bold"
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#83 | 1253 days ago

Just a quick Hey y'all.....  I'm hanging in Austin, Tx this week... Fly back to Nashville on Friday.. Two words; Go Preds!! (easy first round for them)
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#84 | 1253 days ago
Nick__ (+)

John_Daly wrote:
.backwards typing i'm that see will you this read can you If.
And here i just thought that    took over your body.
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#85 | 1253 days ago

Schmortsy, I LOVE your doggies!!! (so does Hunter)

Went to the Middle School today to ensure my daughter will be in a class where she will get the help she needs, instead of being ignored.  Spoke to the teacher who was singlehandedly responsible for my son's A's and B's in all his classes since grade 8.  She is now working on her Masters degree, but is still the same dedicated teacher she always was.  I took in all the documentation I have for the adjustments my daughter is supposed to be receiving to ensure she is getting the BEST education she can (no adjustments are being made this year) and this teacher was almost in tears when she heard of the frustrations we have had this year.  She has pledged her help and MAY be able to start working with my daughter before this year is out.  She hates that this year is mostly being "written off" due to the lack of concern.  She also provided me with some tools to help my daughter in the areas where she is experiencing the most difficulties.

I simply love teachers who care.
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#86 | 1253 days ago

Jess wrote:
 BTW everyone...sports_schmorts got dogs. They look like puppies but they're not...they're chihuahua/cocker spaniel mix.  (She would be posting these but her computer won't let her post pics to the site so I'm doing it.):

  



Aren't they adorable?


 I like puppies
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