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Celebrity Deathmatch: Volume 17
OK Qers, here's your Deathmatch-up for the week. 

One is best known for his work on the Austin Powers films. 
The other's claim to fame is as part of the Jackass team.  

Celebrity Deathmatch:  Volume 17 Photo
Wee-Man vs. Verne Troyer

Both are little power-houses waiting to explode ... big things come in small packages.
(I said "small packages".  Celebrity Deathmatch:  Volume 17 Photo)  But if you put them head-to-head, who will stand tall after this battle, and who draws the short stick? 

As always, keep it clean, CoC applies, have fun, giggle lots, be creative and ... let's get it on!
| Closed on 05/29/11 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Celebrities | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
25 Fans 
68%a. Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.
0%b. Mini-Me stands tall in this battle of vertically-challenged M-List stars (Get it? M as in midget).
8%c. It's a draw (better be a damn good explanation for this).
4%d. Your love of Little People is bordering on psychotic now ... crazy bitch.
8%e. You're a crazy bitch, what a stupid thing to say to me (plus, Stoney helped, so shut it).
12%f. Low-fives all around from Beans.

 &nbp;
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#3 | 1101 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
This is why I more than adore J.. The fondness for midgets and laughs at their expense is a uniting thing.
As far as this deathmatch goes, this one is not even close.  Have you ever watched midgets try to move fast? I don't think their knees bend.  It's like playing war with GI Joe's.  Sure you can get them to do a few things, but they just won't move like real people..  Now I know Verne Troyer has been serving as the house slave for Sirius Black's family (you see what I did there Potter geeks?), but he has to be the equivalent of a 120 year old "normie" (normal person).. Wee-man has a high threshold of pain, and if you knock him over, he's like that inflatable clown punching bag that will just pop right back up into the same position.  It's remarkable.
Wee-Man not only kills mini-me, but he puts his balls in his mouth and poses for pictures afterwards.  Classic
Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.  
  
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#1 | 1101 days ago

I can't wait till Kat sees this poll
You're a crazy bitch, what a stupid thing to say to me (plus, Stoney helped, so shut it).  
#2 | 1101 days ago

Wee-Man has the height advantage at 4'7" () to Verne's 2'8" ().
They both do some crazy stunts (apparently Mini-Me has to do all his own stunts since there's no one small enough to double for him  ). 
They're both like little spider monkeys, in my mind. 
*sigh*

This is a tough call.
You're a crazy bitch, what a stupid thing to say to me (plus, Stoney helped, so shut it).  
#3 | 1101 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
This is why I more than adore J.. The fondness for midgets and laughs at their expense is a uniting thing.
As far as this deathmatch goes, this one is not even close.  Have you ever watched midgets try to move fast? I don't think their knees bend.  It's like playing war with GI Joe's.  Sure you can get them to do a few things, but they just won't move like real people..  Now I know Verne Troyer has been serving as the house slave for Sirius Black's family (you see what I did there Potter geeks?), but he has to be the equivalent of a 120 year old "normie" (normal person).. Wee-man has a high threshold of pain, and if you knock him over, he's like that inflatable clown punching bag that will just pop right back up into the same position.  It's remarkable.
Wee-Man not only kills mini-me, but he puts his balls in his mouth and poses for pictures afterwards.  Classic
Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.  
#4 | 1101 days ago



Wee-Man  - 220

Verne +180



Wee-Man has to come in as a decent favorite in this match up.  Any "little person" who can survive the idiots of "Jackass" has to be fairly hard core and im not sure anything "Danger Powers" cooked up can come all that close !
Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.  
#5 | 1101 days ago

Wee-Man puts himself in harms way while "Danger" looks to create the illusion that he was in a bad position.
Wee takes this easily and lives to laugh about it afterwards.
Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.  
#6 | 1101 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
 Wee Man will crush Verne! Just watch this video of how strong Wee Man is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w3IKouhyEE
Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.  
#7 | 1101 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


Wee-Man  - 220

Verne +180



Wee-Man has to come in as a decent favorite in this match up.  Any "little person" who can survive the idiots of "Jackass" has to be fairly hard core and im not sure anything "Danger Powers" cooked up can come all that close !
One of my fave things about these celeb death matches is Sid's money line.

I'm gonna go weeman.
Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.  
#8 | 1101 days ago

Wee-Man. He'll think it's a part of the movie...
#9 | 1101 days ago

I feel very young and sheltered when I look at these polls, I really don't know any of the celebrities :s
#10 | 1101 days ago

Wee-man probably takes it, unless they bring in the donkey and get their freak on. After that, it's anybody's guess...
Low-fives all around from Beans.  
#11 | 1100 days ago

Going with Verne on this

Your love of Little People is bordering on psychotic now ... crazy bitch.  
#12 | 1100 days ago

 I hate these 2 little cocky f*cks. This one ends in a draw because I will take them and punt them both out the f*cking window. So technically, I guess we ALL win then
Low-fives all around from Beans.  
#13 | 1100 days ago

Don't forget Mini me was a clone of Dr. Evil that went wrong, maybe with that tiny evil gene he could beat Wee-man. Who knows
#14 | 1100 days ago

 Wee-man goes extreme jackass on Vern's "Troyer"
Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.  
#15 | 1100 days ago

AKAGOATMAN wrote:
 I hate these 2 little cocky f*cks. This one ends in a draw because I will take them and punt them both out the f*cking window. So technically, I guess we ALL win then


Wanna go find a baby to steal some candy from, too?  
You're a crazy bitch, what a stupid thing to say to me (plus, Stoney helped, so shut it).  
#16 | 1100 days ago

janet011685 wrote:


Wanna go find a baby to steal some candy from, too?  
No. Just because they are little people, they are still adults. If they were typical size I would still want to kick the sh*t out of them both too, @sshat! 
Low-fives all around from Beans.  
#17 | 1100 days ago

AKAGOATMAN wrote:
No. Just because they are little people, they are still adults. If they were typical size I would still want to kick the sh*t out of them both too, @sshat! 
i would woop on those little ass holes right with ya punks
#18 | 1100 days ago

Im not sure who wins. But Im pullin for this munchkin in the next round.

#19 | 1100 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
Im not sure who wins. But Im pullin for this munchkin in the next round.

It's Chuy!  
You're a crazy bitch, what a stupid thing to say to me (plus, Stoney helped, so shut it).  
#20 | 1061 days ago

I've never seen this poll. Sorry. But it appears Mini-me is a heavy underdog.
Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.  
#21 | 1061 days ago

I think Wee-Mann...only reason is the other guys pumpkin is way to large to miss...
Wee-man takes advantage of the fact his limbs actually function and his "Jackass" training to stick a size 3 boot up Verne's ass.  
#22 | 1061 days ago

Some of my boys met Wee Man at a Nascar race and said he could drink Andre the Giant under the table.  Now I don't believe that to be true(have you seen how much ATG could drink?), but it sounded good.  Therefore, I'll give him the nod. 

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