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Washed-Up Celebrity of the Yet Undetermined Timeframe: 2
Let's be honest here.
Celebrities are fun to watch.
The sad downfall of a person is fun to watch.
Put them together in one big train-wreck, and the giggles are endless.

Taran Noah Smith, or as I call him "the ugly kid on Home Improvement", was best known for his role as, well, the ugly kid on Home Improvement.
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Washed-Up Celebrity of the Yet Undetermined Timeframe: 2 Photo

| Closed on 05/30/11 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Celebrities | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
22 Fans 
14%a. Prime example of a washed-up celebrity!
9%b. He did other stuff like ... like ...
14%c. Wait, no, he really didn't do anything else.
32%d. Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.
32%e. Harsh. They can't ALL have the staying power of Beans.

 &nbp;
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#15 | 1252 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
kobe_lova wrote:
I always thought Brad was the gay one.
Funny story, I was actually really good friends with Zach Bryan (Brad) growing up and played baseball with him for several years up through about the first year of Home Improvement.
This guy really did nothing in show business besides playing little effeminate Mark Taylor, did he?
But Taran Noah smith is a flaming homosexual and the walking posterboi for all those homos out there that if you're gonna marry your beard make sure she's properly vetted.  I like to believe that his inability to accept himself led to his proper booting from hollywood after the show ended.  That or the fact the he was creepy and not a very good actor.. It's really a tough call.
The one thing I've noticed on these first two celebrities is the incredible lack of talent and stereotypical "star" attractiveness.  Showing what a cold, biased, hell the jews have created in revenge of the holocaust.. Take that, ugly people
Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.  
  
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#1 | 1252 days ago

Click the link.
Read the blurb.
Smile, while dying a little on the inside for poor Mark Taylor.

Prime example of a washed-up celebrity!  
#2 | 1252 days ago

WOW
Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.  
#3 | 1252 days ago

Who the F is this???!!! This is supposed to be about celebrities damnit!  
#4 | 1252 days ago



  is right !
Wait, no, he really didn't do anything else.  
#5 | 1252 days ago

I_Bleed_Purple wrote:
Who the F is this???!!! This is supposed to be about celebrities damnit!  
Washed-up celebs.  He WAS a celebrity for a hot minute.
Prime example of a washed-up celebrity!  
#6 | 1252 days ago

 Well....at least the color of his eyes is still pretty.
Wait, no, he really didn't do anything else.  
#7 | 1252 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Well....at least the color of his eyes is still pretty.
This made me laugh.
You have quite a gift.  
Prime example of a washed-up celebrity!  
#8 | 1252 days ago

I always thought Brad was the gay one.
Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.  
#9 | 1252 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I always thought Brad was the gay one.
Really?
I had JTT pegged for a pillow-biter from Season 1.
Prime example of a washed-up celebrity!  
#10 | 1252 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Really?
I had JTT pegged for a pillow-biter from Season 1.
What?! Simba? Really? Nah... though I have been waiting on him to appear on an SVU episode for years!

Wait!...Straight people don't bite pillows? Errruhh...hmmm....
Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.  
#11 | 1252 days ago

Looks like he got stuck in the "ugly duckling" stage
Harsh. They can't ALL have the staying power of Beans.  
#12 | 1252 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
What?! Simba? Really? Nah... though I have been waiting on him to appear on an SVU episode for years!

Wait!...Straight people don't bite pillows? Errruhh...hmmm....
If they're getting it good and... nevermind. Back to my point. I think it was JTT's pretty-boyish thing.
Prime example of a washed-up celebrity!  
#13 | 1252 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I always thought Brad was the gay one.
maybe, but this guy didn't get  those round lips from drinking out of  coke bottles either. 
Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.  
#14 | 1252 days ago

I never thought he was ugly.
Harsh. They can't ALL have the staying power of Beans.  
#15 | 1252 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
kobe_lova wrote:
I always thought Brad was the gay one.
Funny story, I was actually really good friends with Zach Bryan (Brad) growing up and played baseball with him for several years up through about the first year of Home Improvement.
This guy really did nothing in show business besides playing little effeminate Mark Taylor, did he?
But Taran Noah smith is a flaming homosexual and the walking posterboi for all those homos out there that if you're gonna marry your beard make sure she's properly vetted.  I like to believe that his inability to accept himself led to his proper booting from hollywood after the show ended.  That or the fact the he was creepy and not a very good actor.. It's really a tough call.
The one thing I've noticed on these first two celebrities is the incredible lack of talent and stereotypical "star" attractiveness.  Showing what a cold, biased, hell the jews have created in revenge of the holocaust.. Take that, ugly people
Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.  
#16 | 1252 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I always thought Brad was the gay one.
 This is why you are not the hag! 
Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.  
#17 | 1252 days ago

 This kid turned goth during his teenage years while trying to figure out who he really was. He was a little b*tch on the show and I am sure it represents how he is in real life too. Just my opinion. Good selection Janet 
Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.  
#18 | 1252 days ago

He married some 33 year old woman at 17, he obviously has a thing for cougar milfs, even if she's just a "Beard".
They really come down hard on him in that article, it's like a train wreck, I cannot look away.
#19 | 1251 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Funny story, I was actually really good friends with Zach Bryan (Brad) growing up and played baseball with him for several years up through about the first year of Home Improvement.
This guy really did nothing in show business besides playing little effeminate Mark Taylor, did he?
But Taran Noah smith is a flaming homosexual and the walking posterboi for all those homos out there that if you're gonna marry your beard make sure she's properly vetted.  I like to believe that his inability to accept himself led to his proper booting from hollywood after the show ended.  That or the fact the he was creepy and not a very good actor.. It's really a tough call.
The one thing I've noticed on these first two celebrities is the incredible lack of talent and stereotypical "star" attractiveness.  Showing what a cold, biased, hell the jews have created in revenge of the holocaust.. Take that, ugly people
So that's a no on Brad I guess? His wife is hot, but it just seems...off.


also, HA!
Except become more and more unfortunate-looking. Aw.  
#20 | 1251 days ago

beans is the ultimate legend here on the 'Q"  
Harsh. They can't ALL have the staying power of Beans.  
#21 | 1251 days ago
Nick__ (+)

  and that's all I got to say on that. 
Harsh. They can't ALL have the staying power of Beans.  
#22 | 1251 days ago

He was cute as a kiddo, but not so much as he grew older.  I think he's not so much washed up as misguided.  However, he has virtually disappeared off the face of the earth, rather than becoming a armed robber or junky, so I guess that's good, right?
#23 | 1249 days ago

How can one be washed-up without ever being washed? c'mon Janet....at least use a real star

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