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Leaving the barn door open
 For the past year or so, I've been naming some of my cows after Qers for obvious reasons. I just wanted to share the pics that I recently took and let you know their names...
| Closed on 05/18/11 at 05:00PM
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17 Fans 
12%a. My pants are now zipped
47%b. Where's the beef?
41%c. Name one after me

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#11 | 1195 days ago

"For the past year or so, I've been naming some of my cows after Qers for obvious..."

RECORD SCRATCH / SKIP!!


Wait. What?
" Some of "!?! How many do you have? Dairy? Show? Can I eat one? Can I ride one? Name them??? Do they come if you call them? Do they do tricks? Any bulls? Do you brand them? If you have a cattle drive, can I come? Are rustlers a problem? Have you ever shot or lynched a rustler? Can i come if you do?  How big is your ranch? What's the name of it? Any other animals? I like goats.
Where's the beef?  
  
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#1 | 1195 days ago

kobe_lova (also goes by Ash)
Where's the beef?  
#2 | 1195 days ago

Kelbel 
Where's the beef?  
#3 | 1195 days ago

 Hippie Queen
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#4 | 1195 days ago

Oh you got to name one of them "cuddles".  
Where's the beef?  
#5 | 1195 days ago

No need to name any after me...don't need no madcow scare.
#6 | 1195 days ago
John_Daly (+)

rockysnappyduke wrote:
kobe_lova (also goes by Ash)
Why does that one have to be ash, cuz its black?  Racist!!!   
#7 | 1195 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
To add on to what Rogs said. Why does the one with the huge udders have to be Leigh, Because she's got big boobs? Boobcist!!
Name one after me  
#8 | 1195 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Why does that one have to be ash, cuz its black?  Racist!!!   
Ashlie is black?
#9 | 1195 days ago
John_Daly (+)

woody050681 wrote:
To add on to what Rogs said. Why does the one with the huge udders have to be Leigh, Because she's got big boobs? Boobcist!!
Thats a strong point too. And whats with the one about Kelbel?  Is she giving or receiving? 
#10 | 1195 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
John_Daly wrote:
Why does that one have to be ash, cuz its black?  Racist!!!   
Just....why?


and woody no woman wants to hear Boob-cist (cyst)...Boobist is better....no wait... that sounds like a lover of boobs...Boob Bigot or something...work on it, perfect it.
#11 | 1195 days ago

"For the past year or so, I've been naming some of my cows after Qers for obvious..."

RECORD SCRATCH / SKIP!!


Wait. What?
" Some of "!?! How many do you have? Dairy? Show? Can I eat one? Can I ride one? Name them??? Do they come if you call them? Do they do tricks? Any bulls? Do you brand them? If you have a cattle drive, can I come? Are rustlers a problem? Have you ever shot or lynched a rustler? Can i come if you do?  How big is your ranch? What's the name of it? Any other animals? I like goats.
Where's the beef?  
#12 | 1194 days ago

Ummmm.  

I hate this poll.
#13 | 1194 days ago
18packabs (+)

EAT MORE CHIKIN......
Name one after me  
#14 | 1194 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
"For the past year or so, I've been naming some of my cows after Qers for obvious..."

RECORD SCRATCH / SKIP!!


Wait. What?
" Some of "!?! How many do you have? Dairy? Show? Can I eat one? Can I ride one? Name them??? Do they come if you call them? Do they do tricks? Any bulls? Do you brand them? If you have a cattle drive, can I come? Are rustlers a problem? Have you ever shot or lynched a rustler? Can i come if you do?  How big is your ranch? What's the name of it? Any other animals? I like goats.
We really need a crazy button.
#15 | 1194 days ago

when I die I want to come back as a cow
Name one after me  
#16 | 1194 days ago

Where's the beef?  
#17 | 1194 days ago

 When I called them to the pasture gate this morning for milking, kelbel had the bull on her back as usual, Hippie Queen was nursing all of the 25 calves and the black one would only come over when I started singing "The Gambler."
Where's the beef?  
#18 | 1194 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Just....why?


and woody no woman wants to hear Boob-cist (cyst)...Boobist is better....no wait... that sounds like a lover of boobs...Boob Bigot or something...work on it, perfect it.
Boobist

#19 | 1194 days ago

Meet Janet 
Where's the beef?  
#20 | 1194 days ago

 Beans---------> 
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#21 | 1194 days ago

i giggled but i didn't mean it.

here's shane in the middle of getting a procedure:
#22 | 1194 days ago

I am doing the same thing and here is the cow I have named Shane.


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#23 | 1194 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i giggled but i didn't mean it.

here's shane in the middle of getting a procedure:
 Can you please butcher me instead?
Where's the beef?  
#24 | 1194 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
 Can you please butcher me instead?
you made your bed, now sleep in it, mister.
#25 | 1193 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
you made your bed, now sleep in it, mister.
 With big udders, hot chocolate or cow in heat?
Where's the beef?  
#26 | 1193 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
Oh you got to name one of them "cuddles".  
 Oh, I named one of the hogs after you
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#27 | 1193 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
Meet Janet 
Which one is Janet? Is Kelbel the Brown or black cow?
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#28 | 1192 days ago

Texas_Fight wrote:
Which one is Janet? Is Kelbel the Brown or black cow?
 Janet is the jackass and kelbel is always the one getting mounted.
Where's the beef?  
#29 | 1192 days ago

After milking the black cow this morning, I enjoyed a glass of her chocolate goodness 
Where's the beef?  
#30 | 1179 days ago

 Some things just can't be un-seen...........
#31 | 1172 days ago

 I named my biggest rooster "Nyce"
Where's the beef?  
#32 | 1172 days ago

this is too damn funny.
Name one after me  
#33 | 1172 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
 I named my biggest rooster "Nyce"
That's a large c*ck you've got there.  Rhode Island Red?
I guess every guy is entitled to one.
#34 | 1172 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
Meet Janet 
2 funny
#35 | 1172 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
kobe_lova (also goes by Ash)
best in class award, expression is perfect

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