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| Closed on 04/26/11 at 01:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
23 Fans 
4%a. Damn these fries are good
13%b. Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane
9%c. Little Lebowski urban achievers
22%d. are those skis yours? both of em?
26%e. nobody puts baby in a corner
26%f. he said the sherriff is near

 &nbp;
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#2 | 1219 days ago

Good morning, bitches.

I woke up with a throbbing headache and a stomach ache.  Probably from the 17.8 pounds of sugar I've consumed over the past 48 hours or so.  Monthly Evacuations are a bitch.

So are friends' birthdays, since they are enablers to my gross overeating.  I ordered my friend a 50-pack of those Fire Hot Cheetos, a 6lb. bag of Gummi Bears, and a 5lb. bag of Sour Patch Kids (we're a snacky people 'round here), and just realized when I opened the box this morning that the Sour Patch Kids were actually a 2-pack.    What am I to do with an extra 5 pounds of these sweet/sour delights?    Totally worth the stomach pangs for the next few weeks, insulin levels be damned.

Got a text message this morning from the birthday boi's manfriend and I have a feeling he wants to plan this little birthday extravaganza instead of giving me the reigns because he thinks I'll gay it up too much and make it cheesy.  Why do I think that?  Maybe because his text message said, "I'm coming by early on Friday to decorate and set-up because you'll gay it up too much and make it corny and lame".  
I realize that my parties are super gay and lame and stupid, but they all come from my super gay, lame, stupid brain and heart.  Not to brag.  It's kinda my thing.

Otherwise, I have nothing so far today.  It's still early.





are those skis yours? both of em?  
  
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#1 | 1219 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Does this mean I can't start a second Filter Error poll?

The NFL schedule came out yesterday (I sure hope there is a season) Lions got a Monday Night Football game for the first time since 2001, how wicked awesome is that! They play the lame ass chicago bears. I can't wait for that game so I can sit in the sports bar and watch the Bears fans do their preyy gay wave and say stuff like BEAR DOWN, which makes me want to find the down bear a vet because if it's down it obviously needs medical attention.
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#2 | 1219 days ago

Good morning, bitches.

I woke up with a throbbing headache and a stomach ache.  Probably from the 17.8 pounds of sugar I've consumed over the past 48 hours or so.  Monthly Evacuations are a bitch.

So are friends' birthdays, since they are enablers to my gross overeating.  I ordered my friend a 50-pack of those Fire Hot Cheetos, a 6lb. bag of Gummi Bears, and a 5lb. bag of Sour Patch Kids (we're a snacky people 'round here), and just realized when I opened the box this morning that the Sour Patch Kids were actually a 2-pack.    What am I to do with an extra 5 pounds of these sweet/sour delights?    Totally worth the stomach pangs for the next few weeks, insulin levels be damned.

Got a text message this morning from the birthday boi's manfriend and I have a feeling he wants to plan this little birthday extravaganza instead of giving me the reigns because he thinks I'll gay it up too much and make it cheesy.  Why do I think that?  Maybe because his text message said, "I'm coming by early on Friday to decorate and set-up because you'll gay it up too much and make it corny and lame".  
I realize that my parties are super gay and lame and stupid, but they all come from my super gay, lame, stupid brain and heart.  Not to brag.  It's kinda my thing.

Otherwise, I have nothing so far today.  It's still early.





are those skis yours? both of em?  
#3 | 1219 days ago

ok, well first off, the Rockies need to find a way to not be trailing by 4 runs before they get a chance to hit
The Blackhawks caught the Canucks with a case of senioritis last night.  I still think game 5 will be the last one in this series
The Kings-Sharks game last night was the game of the playoffs so far.  The Kings jumped out to a 4-0 lead then called it good and San Jose took over the rest of the game winning in OT 6-5.  Not good for a Kings team built on defense and goaltending.  The game was exciting and fun to watch, and if you follow typical national sports radio and television, you would have NO idea how epic it truly was. But you may get lucky and get 4 minutes on how tall Dirk Nowitzki is.. Well done Mike and Mike
That's all I have for now, I will be back later with entertainment and weather
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#4 | 1219 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Does this mean I can't start a second Filter Error poll?

The NFL schedule came out yesterday (I sure hope there is a season) Lions got a Monday Night Football game for the first time since 2001, how wicked awesome is that! They play the lame ass chicago bears. I can't wait for that game so I can sit in the sports bar and watch the Bears fans do their preyy gay wave and say stuff like BEAR DOWN, which makes me want to find the down bear a vet because if it's down it obviously needs medical attention.
Nope, it's a capitalistic economy
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#5 | 1219 days ago

Sharing something I just received in an email from a client. After watching this, it SHOULD make you appreciate what you have and see what we take for granted.

ENJOY today. This is YOUR life. Stop CHOOSING to be in a negative mood! You make that choice every day.

The best few minutes you will spend today, please watch this now. Thank you!
#6 | 1219 days ago
John_Daly (+)

For Becky:


“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”  - Winston Churchill

#7 | 1219 days ago

astros didn't lose two days in a row. now lets see if they can pull pull off a two game win streak. i am not holding my breath.

i saw running man last night. loosely based, but still entertaining i guess. i could honestly watch arnold's buns jiggle around in spandex for hours and not gewt bored. especially with those super sweet sh!t-talking one-liners the movie was chock full of. and young arnold with a beard? ferget about it...

i think i'm finally all settled down and comfortable in the new house. it feels really good.

after 27 1/2 years, i finally tried shelled peanuts. they're pretty good.

wildwood weed - jim stafford
he said the sherriff is near  
#8 | 1219 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
astros didn't lose two days in a row. now lets see if they can pull pull off a two game win streak. i am not holding my breath.

i saw running man last night. loosely based, but still entertaining i guess. i could honestly watch arnold's buns jiggle around in spandex for hours and not gewt bored. especially with those super sweet sh!t-talking one-liners the movie was chock full of. and young arnold with a beard? ferget about it...

i think i'm finally all settled down and comfortable in the new house. it feels really good.

after 27 1/2 years, i finally tried shelled peanuts. they're pretty good.

wildwood weed - jim stafford
Running Man (movie) was awesome. You know it was. Based on the book? Not so much. But still so entertaining and cheesy and horrible that I can't help but love it.
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#9 | 1219 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Running Man (movie) was awesome. You know it was. Based on the book? Not so much. But still so entertaining and cheesy and horrible that I can't help but love it.
i did love it. especially the lite brite who sung opera
he said the sherriff is near  
#10 | 1219 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i did love it. especially the lite brite who sung opera
Yes! And did you love the always super-ethnic Maria Conchita Alonso? I could watch that movie 3 times a day. *sigh*

(I hate me.)
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#11 | 1219 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
ok, well first off, the Rockies need to find a way to not be trailing by 4 runs before they get a chance to hit
The Blackhawks caught the Canucks with a case of senioritis last night.  I still think game 5 will be the last one in this series
The Kings-Sharks game last night was the game of the playoffs so far.  The Kings jumped out to a 4-0 lead then called it good and San Jose took over the rest of the game winning in OT 6-5.  Not good for a Kings team built on defense and goaltending.  The game was exciting and fun to watch, and if you follow typical national sports radio and television, you would have NO idea how epic it truly was. But you may get lucky and get 4 minutes on how tall Dirk Nowitzki is.. Well done Mike and Mike
That's all I have for now, I will be back later with entertainment and weather
F....I know how epic it was. I endured it. Great come back by the Sharks. They came out hard----of course the Kings decided to play like another team during the second period. Would have been nice to see the Kings handle the puck better, maybe taze Penner in between shifts a little more---------the guy is a HUGE disappointment. He's a big lug out there. I have a headache. But it was just one game. I've seen this team respond to adversity before. They can again. Go KINGS!!! OH...and I'm OK. I've been a Kings fan a long time. If they were detrimental to my health, I'd be dead already. 


Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#12 | 1219 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Yes! And did you love the always super-ethnic Maria Conchita Alonso? I could watch that movie 3 times a day. *sigh*

(I hate me.)
oh please. she was fabulous. and the way she hid that square film clip in her person for the entire chase? outstanding.
he said the sherriff is near  
#13 | 1219 days ago

Skyping a homette, scratching my ankle made it seem like i was, umm, yeah. she scream giggled and called me a "derrrty litt-oll wanka!" in her Orbit lady voice. That's the kind of thing that puts me in a good mood all day. i love the way people in the UK talk. if i ever have kids, I'm going to teach them to speak with a "Snatch" accent.

(Ugh Life: Since there was no Beans option, I'm including it here. Cheers.)
he said the sherriff is near  
#14 | 1219 days ago

had a mad crush on Ms. Alonso for years until Salma Hayek broke out on the scene:

#15 | 1219 days ago

Woke up to this:  I love Rob,  he made this my homepage:
http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_462_drive-stick-shift-car.html

Insurance is due again on the car tomorrow, I have only driven it 4 times.  Once, alone.  I made it to and from work.
Looking for a clutch on Ebay.    Gawd..........
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#16 | 1219 days ago

kteacher wrote:
F....I know how epic it was. I endured it. Great come back by the Sharks. They came out hard----of course the Kings decided to play like another team during the second period. Would have been nice to see the Kings handle the puck better, maybe taze Penner in between shifts a little more---------the guy is a HUGE disappointment. He's a big lug out there. I have a headache. But it was just one game. I've seen this team respond to adversity before. They can again. Go KINGS!!! OH...and I'm OK. I've been a Kings fan a long time. If they were detrimental to my health, I'd be dead already. 


Dustin Penner has always been thought of a lot higher than anything he's actually ever done in the league.  Did he even make it back into the Kings zone on the winning goal?
Oh and cheers to Michael Handzus going 1-15 on faceoffs
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#17 | 1219 days ago

(Edited by I_Bleed_Purple)
Today is simply this......

Happy Birthday to my 14 yr old son! I love you like I did the day you came home from the hospital when you're mom and I put you down on our bed and said to each other..."now what?"  Well now I know what. It's been a joy watching you grow up. You are such a responsible and mature young man, (better than your dad) and I have no doubt you're on the right track for being the man I hope you'll be some day! I love you Carter and I hope today brings you everything you could want from it. You are still my favorite boy in the whole world and always will be.

Love, Your Dad



The song that we always called the Daddy -Carter song.

"With Arms Wide Open"

Well I just heard the news today
It seems my life is going to change
I close my eyes, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face

With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open

Well I don't know if I'm ready
To be the man I have to be
I'll take a breath, I'll take her by my side
We stand in awe, we've created life

With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything

With arms wide open
With arms wide open
I'll show you everything ...oh yeah
With arms wide open..wide open

[Guitar Break]

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope he's not like me
I hope he understands
That he can take this life
And hold it by the hand
And he can greet the world
With arms wide open...

With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open

I'll show you everything..oh yeah
With arms wide open....wide open




Tears of joy is right.
Damn these fries are good  
#18 | 1219 days ago

I ordered MLB Extra Innings two nights ago and I'm already very glad I did. I'm enjoying the sounds of baseball in my house much more than I remembered...and the Mariners kicked some Tiger butt last night. That was fun. I know I won't get the opportunity to see them do that often, so I have to cherish it when I do. They did make a lot of ugly errors, so they were really lucky they scored as many runs as they did.

So my daughter came home the other day all excited and told me that there are manatees in the little channel behind our house when it's high tide. Sometimes she has a creative imagination, and she likes to "kid" with me about stuff like this (she usually will tell me she's teasing though), so I wasn't sure if I believed her. Then Friday night some of the people we shared a cab with told us they were out there too...and I forgot all about that confirmation until yesterday (Friday was rough). So I looked at the tide chart and I found out that high tide is just before noon today - well EUREKA, slap my ass and call me Judy, it's almost noon! I slip on my sandals and walk out to the dock...only to come face to face (about 3ft away) with Godzilla. Freaking iguana the size of my basset hound, with a longer tail. And he's not moving. He's sitting there staring at me like "Go ahead, make my day". Yea I didn't make it to the end of the dock. I may be brave but I haven't mastered the art of cruel-free Godzilla slaying...or at least gently moving him away. I may have to wait to see the manatees until another day.

I don't know why, but I had Harvey D stuck in my head when I woke up:

I had visions, I was in them, I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer, the rotteness and evil in me
Finger tips
Have memories
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flag pole and see,
Who salutes but no one ever does

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot
'Cuz I'm in hell

Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding
The cretin's cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV

Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs and now I'm an amputee
G**Damn you

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot
'Cuz I'm in hell

I'm not sick but I'm not well,
And it's a sin
To live so well

I want to publish zines
And rage against the machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial subline
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind
My mind

Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm running underground with the moles,
Digging holes

Hear the voices in my head
i swear to god it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony it's killing me!

{Chorus}

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin
To live this well
Rotteness and evil in me




Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#19 | 1219 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Dustin Penner has always been thought of a lot higher than anything he's actually ever done in the league.  Did he even make it back into the Kings zone on the winning goal?
Oh and cheers to Michael Handzus going 1-15 on faceoffs
No...he is still skating his way back to the bench. He better hurry, the Lakers are playing.....aren't they? I don't know.

As for Handzus, I love the guy. I blame the possible trimming of his surround face  beard/mullet.
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#20 | 1219 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

(Edited by NorseHeathen)
I've got to quit watching the Kings--I'm going to end up pulling out the hair from my scalp, and beard.....

Add watching the Blazers to that and I'll end up ripping the rest of the hair off my body (and that's as far as I'm going to elaborate in public forum).
#21 | 1219 days ago

I  manatees!!!!

Another day at work, beer order today, so tons of physical labor.  I love the new trailer.  It has outside BBQ hookup, outside pressure washer, outside shower, onboard gen-set (starts remotely from inside the trailer) and sleep 8.  The beds also tuck away (with a flick of a switch) to allow for three quads inside. SUHWEET!!!! Can't wait to go camping to try it out!

Snow continues to melt.  Supposed to get around 38-40 F today.  I'm really enjoying the hockey playoffs, I think mostly because my team isn't in it, so I'm not so desperate.  I feel free to cheer for my friends' teams as loudly as I want, and just simply enjoy the game.  It's awesome.

Enjoy your day, and remember to tell someone you really don't like something nice.  It'll make both your days.
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#22 | 1219 days ago

kteacher wrote:
No...he is still skating his way back to the bench. He better hurry, the Lakers are playing.....aren't they? I don't know.

As for Handzus, I love the guy. I blame the possible trimming of his surround face  beard/mullet.
I like to think that if Handzus trimmed his hair and face right he could be a curly haired lollipop for halloween
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#23 | 1219 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Jess wrote:
I ordered MLB Extra Innings two nights ago and I'm already very glad I did. I'm enjoying the sounds of baseball in my house much more than I remembered...and the Mariners kicked some Tiger butt last night. That was fun. I know I won't get the opportunity to see them do that often, so I have to cherish it when I do. They did make a lot of ugly errors, so they were really lucky they scored as many runs as they did.

So my daughter came home the other day all excited and told me that there are manatees in the little channel behind our house when it's high tide. Sometimes she has a creative imagination, and she likes to "kid" with me about stuff like this (she usually will tell me she's teasing though), so I wasn't sure if I believed her. Then Friday night some of the people we shared a cab with told us they were out there too...and I forgot all about that confirmation until yesterday (Friday was rough). So I looked at the tide chart and I found out that high tide is just before noon today - well EUREKA, slap my ass and call me Judy, it's almost noon! I slip on my sandals and walk out to the dock...only to come face to face (about 3ft away) with Godzilla. Freaking iguana the size of my basset hound, with a longer tail. And he's not moving. He's sitting there staring at me like "Go ahead, make my day". Yea I didn't make it to the end of the dock. I may be brave but I haven't mastered the art of cruel-free Godzilla slaying...or at least gently moving him away. I may have to wait to see the manatees until another day.

I don't know why, but I had Harvey D stuck in my head when I woke up:

I had visions, I was in them, I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer, the rotteness and evil in me
Finger tips
Have memories
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flag pole and see,
Who salutes but no one ever does

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot
'Cuz I'm in hell

Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding
The cretin's cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV

Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs and now I'm an amputee
G**Damn you

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot
'Cuz I'm in hell

I'm not sick but I'm not well,
And it's a sin
To live so well

I want to publish zines
And rage against the machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial subline
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind
My mind

Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm running underground with the moles,
Digging holes

Hear the voices in my head
i swear to god it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony it's killing me!

{Chorus}

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin
To live this well
Rotteness and evil in me




Enjoy it while you can Jess. I doubt the Tigers will open up tonight's game with 4 consecutive walks
You're welcome too for bragging up how awesome MLB Extra Innings is
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#24 | 1219 days ago

 I have been thinking a lot about toilet paper lately. 
he said the sherriff is near  
#25 | 1219 days ago

AKAGOATMAN wrote:
 I have been thinking a lot about toilet paper lately. 
Goat Man-- I don't know you. I mean....you are new and stuff, but maybe you should give the stuff up. This thinking about it may be harmful for your health and mental state. I mean, what if you think about it so much-----you buy the wrong stuff.....and you get clingers.

Just looking out.
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#26 | 1219 days ago

WTF!! SAME ISH DIFF DAY WOKE UP AT LIKE 4:00 A.M. TO READJUST MY COMFORTNESS IN BED AND I HEARD A LOUD THUNDER NOISE DAT MADE ME JUMP OUTA BED... THEN I WENT TO SLEEP FOR LIKE 40 SECONDS AND ANOTHER ONE CAME EVEN F%*@$ LOUDER OMG!! THAT SET A BAD MOOD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!!! 
#27 | 1219 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Goat Man-- I don't know you. I mean....you are new and stuff, but maybe you should give the stuff up. This thinking about it may be harmful for your health and mental state. I mean, what if you think about it so much-----you buy the wrong stuff.....and you get clingers.

Just looking out.
Any talk of dingleberries makes me giggle.

Well played, my friend.  
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#28 | 1219 days ago

OK so I just dragged my big burley husband out to fight my battle with Godzilla so I could see the manatees. The minute Trev's feet hit the dock, GZ was GONE. I didn't know iguanas could jump so far and swim so fast. That was kind of cool. We went out to the end of the dock and saw.....2 horseshoe crab and a couple more iguanas. No manatees today. Lame. 
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#29 | 1219 days ago

Jess wrote:
OK so I just dragged my big burley husband out to fight my battle with Godzilla so I could see the manatees. The minute Trev's feet hit the dock, GZ was GONE. I didn't know iguanas could jump so far and swim so fast. That was kind of cool. We went out to the end of the dock and saw.....2 horseshoe crab and a couple more iguanas. No manatees today. Lame. 
Manatees are pretty awesome creatures and apparently in the 1600s and 1700s sailors after being out to sea for four or five months at a time, they look pretty frigging hot. Good luck on your tee hunting.     
he said the sherriff is near  
#30 | 1219 days ago

My I-Pod was very staticky during my daily lunch drive and that pi$$es me off because I was just telling Leigh last night how it usually is very clear. Now I look like a liar
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#31 | 1219 days ago

Jess wrote:
OK so I just dragged my big burley husband out to fight my battle with Godzilla so I could see the manatees. The minute Trev's feet hit the dock, GZ was GONE. I didn't know iguanas could jump so far and swim so fast. That was kind of cool. We went out to the end of the dock and saw.....2 horseshoe crab and a couple more iguanas. No manatees today. Lame. 
http://www.fpl.com/environment/plant/riviera_cam.shtml
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#32 | 1219 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Goat Man-- I don't know you. I mean....you are new and stuff, but maybe you should give the stuff up. This thinking about it may be harmful for your health and mental state. I mean, what if you think about it so much-----you buy the wrong stuff.....and you get clingers.

Just looking out.
Thanks for lookin out, but I am cleaner than bleach right out of the container, in that area. If you want to know the right combo, feel free to message me and I will let you know. At least this is something I have control over, unlike you with your Kings  (Yea I see what you did there!) Anything less than the return of the Great One will only end in disappointment, so I was just trying to get you prepared, only because I think you are pretty swell. 


he said the sherriff is near  
#33 | 1219 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:  You are so awesome, Laurel - thank you!
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#34 | 1219 days ago

 I'm going to use Dawn dish soap in the shower. It says "removes unwanted fat"
#35 | 1219 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
My I-Pod was very staticky during my daily lunch drive and that pi$$es me off because I was just telling Leigh last night how it usually is very clear. Now I look like a liar
 You idiot! She wouldn't have known if you didn't mention it! 
he said the sherriff is near  
#36 | 1219 days ago

 I'm going to use Dawn dish soap in the shower. It says "removes unwanted fat"
#37 | 1219 days ago

AKAGOATMAN wrote:
Thanks for lookin out, but I am cleaner than bleach right out of the container, in that area. If you want to know the right combo, feel free to message me and I will let you know. At least this is something I have control over, unlike you with your Kings  (Yea I see what you did there!) Anything less than the return of the Great One will only end in disappointment, so I was just trying to get you prepared, only because I think you are pretty swell. 


Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#38 | 1219 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 LOL, I'm just teasin' ya- SMILE 
he said the sherriff is near  
#39 | 1219 days ago

kteacher wrote:
He might think you're swell, but I think you're much more than that ... super neato.  
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#40 | 1219 days ago

There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.

That's ll for today, i need some sleep.

Good Night  
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#41 | 1219 days ago

NIC3_LBJ wrote:
WTF!! SAME ISH DIFF DAY WOKE UP AT LIKE 4:00 A.M. TO READJUST MY COMFORTNESS IN BED AND I HEARD A LOUD THUNDER NOISE DAT MADE ME JUMP OUTA BED... THEN I WENT TO SLEEP FOR LIKE 40 SECONDS AND ANOTHER ONE CAME EVEN F%*@$ LOUDER OMG!! THAT SET A BAD MOOD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!!! 
All of your posts have made me laugh. Thanks for that, but dear, you are going to HAVE to turn that caps locks off. Your enthusiasm is noted, but a bit much. K? Thanks so much.

--
Good Morning. Thanks Stoney. I think I tipsy Pm'd you?! Whatever. Teach, I you! For people I didn't tell, Old Mike says Hi. The Clown was slightly obnoxious last night, I don't love him during the playoffs, I had a flashback to the World Series run last year.

Anyway, I was watching Dora the other day. The episode was called The Magic Stick. Dora and Boots had to get The Magic Stick (insert ridiculous giggle everytime I say that because that's what I did ). They had to get The Magic Stick to the right spot, so that it would do a magic trick . The Magic Stick was a looong stick, (the difference between long and short was a lesson during this episode. I had tears running down my face and was doing all I can to keep from from laughing out loud so my child would stop staring at me and watch the show. I'm a terrible parent) and the stick had a little crook at the end . There were snakes in the water on the way to the spot. My brain was on overload. They had to use the magic stick for various things on the trip and when Boots said "I love The Magic Stick", I lost it. They finally get to the spot! They stick The Magic Stick in the ground and nothing happens. They have to work for the Stick to do the Trick  Sooo, They sing a Magic Stick Song  and the stick starts to wiggle and shake (ha)...and then...guess what? The stick basically fertilized the soil (seeds whatever), and all of the flowers, bushes, plants, whatever sprung up beautifully.  I don't know what the hell was on the writers' mind that day, but this is my favorite episode ever. 

Have a good day. GO Lakers!
he said the sherriff is near  
#42 | 1219 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
He might think you're swell, but I think you're much more than that ... super neato.  
 Nobody likes a kiss@ss Janet! 
he said the sherriff is near  
#43 | 1219 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
All of your posts have made me laugh. Thanks for that, but dear, you are going to HAVE to turn that caps locks off. Your enthusiasm is noted, but a bit much. K? Thanks so much.

--
Good Morning. Thanks Stoney. I think I tipsy Pm'd you?! Whatever. Teach, I you! For people I didn't tell, Old Mike says Hi. The Clown was slightly obnoxious last night, I don't love him during the playoffs, I had a flashback to the World Series run last year.

Anyway, I was watching Dora the other day. The episode was called The Magic Stick. Dora and Boots had to get The Magic Stick (insert ridiculous giggle everytime I say that because that's what I did ). They had to get The Magic Stick to the right spot, so that it would do a magic trick . The Magic Stick was a looong stick, (the difference between long and short was a lesson during this episode. I had tears running down my face and was doing all I can to keep from from laughing out loud so my child would stop staring at me and watch the show. I'm a terrible parent) and the stick had a little crook at the end . There were snakes in the water on the way to the spot. My brain was on overload. They had to use the magic stick for various things on the trip and when Boots said "I love The Magic Stick", I lost it. They finally get to the spot! They stick The Magic Stick in the ground and nothing happens. They have to work for the Stick to do the Trick  Sooo, They sing a Magic Stick Song  and the stick starts to wiggle and shake (ha)...and then...guess what? The stick basically fertilized the soil (seeds whatever), and all of the flowers, bushes, plants, whatever sprung up beautifully.  I don't know what the hell was on the writers' mind that day, but this is my favorite episode ever. 

Have a good day. GO Lakers!
 Childrens cartoons and movies are full of sexual innuendos if you haven't noticed. Some are pretty obvious and some you have to read into a bit, but they are there. 
he said the sherriff is near  
#44 | 1219 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
He might think you're swell, but I think you're much more than that ... super neato.  
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#45 | 1219 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
All of your posts have made me laugh. Thanks for that, but dear, you are going to HAVE to turn that caps locks off. Your enthusiasm is noted, but a bit much. K? Thanks so much.

--
Good Morning. Thanks Stoney. I think I tipsy Pm'd you?! Whatever. Teach, I you! For people I didn't tell, Old Mike says Hi. The Clown was slightly obnoxious last night, I don't love him during the playoffs, I had a flashback to the World Series run last year.

Anyway, I was watching Dora the other day. The episode was called The Magic Stick. Dora and Boots had to get The Magic Stick (insert ridiculous giggle everytime I say that because that's what I did ). They had to get The Magic Stick to the right spot, so that it would do a magic trick . The Magic Stick was a looong stick, (the difference between long and short was a lesson during this episode. I had tears running down my face and was doing all I can to keep from from laughing out loud so my child would stop staring at me and watch the show. I'm a terrible parent) and the stick had a little crook at the end . There were snakes in the water on the way to the spot. My brain was on overload. They had to use the magic stick for various things on the trip and when Boots said "I love The Magic Stick", I lost it. They finally get to the spot! They stick The Magic Stick in the ground and nothing happens. They have to work for the Stick to do the Trick  Sooo, They sing a Magic Stick Song  and the stick starts to wiggle and shake (ha)...and then...guess what? The stick basically fertilized the soil (seeds whatever), and all of the flowers, bushes, plants, whatever sprung up beautifully.  I don't know what the hell was on the writers' mind that day, but this is my favorite episode ever. 

Have a good day. GO Lakers!
 Did Boots sing my favorite song?

I love my ball, my bouncy ball, I love my ball, ball, ball, ball ball
This ball is bouncy 
This ball is blue
This ball is mine
But you can use it too 
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#46 | 1219 days ago

AKAGOATMAN wrote:
 Childrens cartoons and movies are full of sexual innuendos if you haven't noticed. Some are pretty obvious and some you have to read into a bit, but they are there. 
I'm usually not paying much attention when she's watching tv, it's just background noise, but this caught my ear. Regular kid's shows I notice it, but things like Dora and Diego, I would've never known. LOL
he said the sherriff is near  
#47 | 1219 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I'm usually not paying much attention when she's watching tv, it's just background noise, but this caught my ear. Regular kid's shows I notice it, but things like Dora and Diego, I would've never known. LOL
LOL, well I bet if you do a google search when you have time, there will be a ton of them that come up. It will blow your mind what they are subliminally doing to kids! At least back in the olden days all they were subliminally doing was trying to get the kids to smoke cigarettes
he said the sherriff is near  
#48 | 1219 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
All of your posts have made me laugh. Thanks for that, but dear, you are going to HAVE to turn that caps locks off. Your enthusiasm is noted, but a bit much. K? Thanks so much.

--
Good Morning. Thanks Stoney. I think I tipsy Pm'd you?! Whatever. Teach, I you! For people I didn't tell, Old Mike says Hi. The Clown was slightly obnoxious last night, I don't love him during the playoffs, I had a flashback to the World Series run last year.

Anyway, I was watching Dora the other day. The episode was called The Magic Stick. Dora and Boots had to get The Magic Stick (insert ridiculous giggle everytime I say that because that's what I did ). They had to get The Magic Stick to the right spot, so that it would do a magic trick . The Magic Stick was a looong stick, (the difference between long and short was a lesson during this episode. I had tears running down my face and was doing all I can to keep from from laughing out loud so my child would stop staring at me and watch the show. I'm a terrible parent) and the stick had a little crook at the end . There were snakes in the water on the way to the spot. My brain was on overload. They had to use the magic stick for various things on the trip and when Boots said "I love The Magic Stick", I lost it. They finally get to the spot! They stick The Magic Stick in the ground and nothing happens. They have to work for the Stick to do the Trick  Sooo, They sing a Magic Stick Song  and the stick starts to wiggle and shake (ha)...and then...guess what? The stick basically fertilized the soil (seeds whatever), and all of the flowers, bushes, plants, whatever sprung up beautifully.  I don't know what the hell was on the writers' mind that day, but this is my favorite episode ever. 

Have a good day. GO Lakers!
You did tipsy PM him ... it took us both awhile to decode the "ICYDK" thing.  

(You don't wanna know the sh*t we came up with before figuring it out for real.  )
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#49 | 1219 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You did tipsy PM him ... it took us both awhile to decode the "ICYDK" thing.  

(You don't wanna know the sh*t we came up with before figuring it out for real.  )
i have no idea what that means?
he said the sherriff is near  
#50 | 1219 days ago

ooh ooh, I figured it out I think, let me check my messages.
he said the sherriff is near  
#51 | 1219 days ago

NIC3_LBJ wrote:
WTF!! SAME ISH DIFF DAY WOKE UP AT LIKE 4:00 A.M. TO READJUST MY COMFORTNESS IN BED AND I HEARD A LOUD THUNDER NOISE DAT MADE ME JUMP OUTA BED... THEN I WENT TO SLEEP FOR LIKE 40 SECONDS AND ANOTHER ONE CAME EVEN F%*@$ LOUDER OMG!! THAT SET A BAD MOOD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!!! 
dude...are you from california too? you people need to lighten up with this waking up stuff. just take it sloooow.
he said the sherriff is near  
#52 | 1219 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
ooh ooh, I figured it out I think, let me check my messages.
I got it eventually.  It's sad that I know what you meant and you don't even know.  lol
Oh sis ... one brain.  
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#53 | 1219 days ago

Hola Amigos Y Amigas   and the rest of you...

Happy Wednesday! So no hangover today Ash!  Tuesday nights out are way more fun than they used to be. So as I was leaving the restaurant last night I turn around and my Manager from work walks in with his wife and nephew. Which is not a big deal usually, except for the fact that I had already consumed 2 Firefly's w/Lemonade, a shot of tequila and about 4 beers. Anyways the point of my story is, he had just come from the hospital where his daughter had given birth to a baby boy. So then he starts telling us that he was in the room with her (she is single and this is her first baby) when she had the baby. Does that seem weird to anyone? So then he starts to show me pictures and in one of them he is actually holding her leg up for her while she is pushing  I think at that point I just wanted to get away from the pictures and him! So is that awkward??

Here's my song for the day...

"Just Like A Pill"

I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun

I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
This must be a bad trip
All of the other pills, they were different
Maybe I should get some help

I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#54 | 1219 days ago

Good Morning, Everybodee!

Just another day in paradise.

Having fun 'battling' the principal of the high school.  A few weeks ago, the band director had submitted information to the office about the upcoming trip, but she had not seen any of that paperwork back.  (i.e. we aren't sure the trip is approved.)    So I emailed the principal, letting her know we haven't received a reply, that some of us parents signed up as chaperons and needed to rearrange schedules if the trip was on.

Well, I received a response from the principal, stating she signed paperwork a couple of weeks ago, which paperwork is director asking about, why is she (principal) is being asked whether she approves or dis-approves these things.   (um, because it gets submitted to you and you sign the paperwork??), and that the director should be checking with the principal's secretary, and not communicating "Confusion" to the parents.    (Nice way to throw the secretary and the director under the bus.)
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#55 | 1219 days ago

Jess wrote:
 Did Boots sing my favorite song?

I love my ball, my bouncy ball, I love my ball, ball, ball, ball ball
This ball is bouncy 
This ball is blue
This ball is mine
But you can use it too 

Swiper no swiping.............. my love.











(Or my magic stick)

Damn these fries are good  
#56 | 1219 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
dude...are you from california too? you people need to lighten up with this waking up stuff. just take it sloooow.
WTF?  Leave California out of this. He is obviously from NY!
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#57 | 1219 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola Amigos Y Amigas   and the rest of you...

Happy Wednesday! So no hangover today Ash!  Tuesday nights out are way more fun than they used to be. So as I was leaving the restaurant last night I turn around and my Manager from work walks in with his wife and nephew. Which is not a big deal usually, except for the fact that I had already consumed 2 Firefly's w/Lemonade, a shot of tequila and about 4 beers. Anyways the point of my story is, he had just come from the hospital where his daughter had given birth to a baby boy. So then he starts telling us that he was in the room with her (she is single and this is her first baby) when she had the baby. Does that seem weird to anyone? So then he starts to show me pictures and in one of them he is actually holding her leg up for her while she is pushing  I think at that point I just wanted to get away from the pictures and him! So is that awkward??

Here's my song for the day...

"Just Like A Pill"

I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun

I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
This must be a bad trip
All of the other pills, they were different
Maybe I should get some help

I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill

I can't stay on your life support, there's a
shortage in the switch,
I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me
itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes
being a little bitch,
I think I'll get outta here, where I can

Run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me
ill
You keep makin' me ill
I think that's ok.. if he had taken a pic smiling next to her vajeen as the baby's head was crowning, that would be a different story
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#58 | 1219 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
WTF?  Leave California out of this. He is obviously from NY!
maybe he's a transplant?
he said the sherriff is near  
#59 | 1219 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I think that's ok.. if he had taken a pic smiling next to her vajeen as the baby's head was crowning, that would be a different story
Oh I see the problem, I didn't mention the fact that in the picture he was staring down between her legs!  Creeper!!
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#60 | 1219 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Oh I see the problem, I didn't mention the fact that in the picture he was staring down between her legs!  Creeper!!
I can settle this.  Where was the hand that wasn't holding up her leg?  
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#61 | 1219 days ago

(Edited by AKAGOATMAN)
 The point I think you are missing in this whole peek-a-boo deal with his daughter is that he is witnessing a miracle. Now I can't say I know how his wife gave birth and if he was in the room or witnessed it or anything, but I think if you are lucky enough to see something like that happen at least once in a lifetime, it is pretty special. As far as his daughter goes, as long as he wasn't walking around during or after with a full on chubby, I think it's safe to say he was in awe of the birth of his grandson. I do think showing the photos were a bit much, but what the hell ya know, he's a proud Grandpa. 
Now would I have done this if it were my daughter giving birth? No. I think the waiting room would be just fine for me. 
he said the sherriff is near  
#62 | 1219 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I can settle this.  Where was the hand that wasn't holding up her leg?  
under her thigh... 
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#63 | 1219 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
dude...are you from california too? you people need to lighten up with this waking up stuff. just take it sloooow.
calif rules ha lol
#64 | 1219 days ago

AKAGOATMAN wrote:
 The point I think you are missing in this whole peek-a-boo deal with his daughter is that he is witnessing a miracle. Now I can't say I know how his wife gave birth and if he was in the room or witnessed it or anything, but I think if you are lucky enough to see something like that happen at least once in a lifetime, it is pretty special. As far as his daughter goes, as long as he wasn't walking around during or after with a full on chubby, I think it's safe to say he was in awe of the birth of his grandson. I do think showing the photos were a bit much, but what the hell ya know, he's a proud Grandpa. 
Now would I have done this if it were my daughter giving birth? No. I think the waiting room would be just fine for me. 
I don't think that most dad's would wanna be right there staring at their daughter's vagina while she is giving birth. And I think most daughters would not want their daughters wanting that either. I understand its a miracle and all...just seems weird. And my eyes are still burning from having to see those pictures!
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#65 | 1219 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I don't think that most dad's would wanna be right there staring at their daughter's vagina while she is giving birth. And I think most daughters would not want their daughters wanting that either. I understand its a miracle and all...just seems weird. And my eyes are still burning from having to see those pictures!
 Oh I agree with you all the way on this! I was just trying to give the guy the benefit of the doubt 
he said the sherriff is near  
#66 | 1219 days ago

AKAGOATMAN wrote:
 Oh I agree with you all the way on this! I was just trying to give the guy the benefit of the doubt 
I see. Well he was creepy before all this happened. He's a "close talker" and "lurker".
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#67 | 1219 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I don't think that most dad's would wanna be right there staring at their daughter's vagina while she is giving birth. And I think most daughters would not want their daughters wanting that either. I understand its a miracle and all...just seems weird. And my eyes are still burning from having to see those pictures!
yeah, call me crazy but I think child birth is kind of proven science.. it's like saying it's a miracle that I stuck bread in that little box and toast popped out.

but back to the pictures, let me ask you this, was he clothed?
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#68 | 1219 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
yeah, call me crazy but I think child birth is kind of proven science.. it's like saying it's a miracle that I stuck bread in that little box and toast popped out.

but back to the pictures, let me ask you this, was he clothed?
They gave him one of those gown/scrub things to wear. So I hope so!! LOL..If you saw him, I think you would hope so too!
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#69 | 1219 days ago

Oh, and I'm loving this song today. Don't judge me.

A Good Run of Bad Luck

A high roller even when the chips are down
To win her over, I'd seen the tables turn around
She's ten the hard way, I can feel it in my bones
She'll be makin' my day and not another night alone
'Til it's time for a windfall and not a single minute too soon
I've been too long overdue, now I'm gonna shoot the moon

I'd bet it all on a good run of bad luck
Seven come eleven and she could be mine
Luck be a lady, and I'm gonna find love comin' on the bottom line

I've been to the table, and I've lost it all before
I'm willin' and able, always comin' back for more
Squeezin' out a thin dime 'til there's no one hanging on my arm
I've gambled on a third time, a fool will tell you it's a charm
If I'm bettin' on a loser, I'm gonna have a devil to pay
But it's the only game I know to play, it doesn't matter anyway

I'd bet it all on a good run of bad luck
Seven come eleven and she could be mine
Luck be a lady, and I'm gonna find love comin' on the bottom line

I'd bet it all on a good run of bad luck
Seven come eleven and she could be mine
Luck be a lady, and I'm gonna find love comin' on the bottom line
he said the sherriff is near  
#70 | 1219 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
OK......already today, I've said----"Hold onto all your balls." "Put the blue balls down." "Get off the pole." and "Hang on to your equipment."

Oh....and I've had the Kings score repeated to me  27 times.

Good Times.

Check out the Kings facebook page to see if they posted pics from classrooms. My pic better be up.
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#71 | 1219 days ago

ummm...

http://blog.beastieboys.com/
he said the sherriff is near  
#72 | 1219 days ago

kteacher wrote:
OK......already today, I've said----"Hold onto all your balls." "Put the blue balls down." "Get off the pole." and "Hang on to your equipment."

Oh....and I've had the Kings score repeated to me  27 times.

Good Times.

Check out the Kings facebook page to see if they posted pics from classrooms. My pic better be up.
6-5

28
Little Lebowski urban achievers  
#73 | 1219 days ago

Might be a little late, but umm ... deathmatch ideas anyone?  

Act fast, once I get an idea in my head, it's over.  
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#74 | 1219 days ago

weather is still horrible.    hoping for better tomorrow.
he said the sherriff is near  
#75 | 1219 days ago

kteacher wrote:
OK......already today, I've said----"Hold onto all your balls." "Put the blue balls down." "Get off the pole." and "Hang on to your equipment."

Oh....and I've had the Kings score repeated to me  27 times.

Good Times.

Check out the Kings facebook page to see if they posted pics from classrooms. My pic better be up.
I couldn't find any classroom pictures on their FB page. Do you have a link.
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#76 | 1219 days ago

kobe_lova wrote: thank you
he said the sherriff is near  
#77 | 1219 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
thank you
 you're welcome.
he said the sherriff is near  
#78 | 1219 days ago

two things:

1. i just realized why i have felt so off today...i put my cheeklets on backwards this morning.

2. something released a smell in my office today. it's a wonderful smell. smells like research. like a bunch of really old library books and i could stick my nose in the crack of and inhale myself silly on. speaking of which. i may or may not have celebrated today at lunch.
he said the sherriff is near  
#79 | 1219 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
6-5

28
(that's my F U smiley)
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#80 | 1219 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I couldn't find any classroom pictures on their FB page. Do you have a link.
Not sure what is going on with that. I can't get FB at work.
Get these mother flipping snakes off this monday to friday plane  
#81 | 1219 days ago

Can someone send me some qbucks?
he said the sherriff is near  
#82 | 1219 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Can someone send me some qbucks?
I sent you some late last night..
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#83 | 1219 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I sent you some late last night..
I need a new Q banker.
he said the sherriff is near  
#84 | 1219 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I need a new Q banker.
Rudeness!
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#85 | 1219 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I need a new Q banker.
I think I already tried as well, but Kat must have beat me to it.    Too bad there's not "Donate some of my qbucks to..." button around here.
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#86 | 1219 days ago

i just took my white board down at work and replaced it with this:


looks like a good executive decision to me.

sista - i already sent mine out today.
he said the sherriff is near  
#87 | 1219 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Skyping a homette, scratching my ankle made it seem like i was, umm, yeah. she scream giggled and called me a "derrrty litt-oll wanka!" in her Orbit lady voice. That's the kind of thing that puts me in a good mood all day. i love the way people in the UK talk. if i ever have kids, I'm going to teach them to speak with a "Snatch" accent.

(Ugh Life: Since there was no Beans option, I'm including it here. Cheers.)
Ya see?  When I take over a filter error, at least I place a Beans option.
are those skis yours? both of em?  
#88 | 1219 days ago

Whatup?
     Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss? You know how it is when duty calls (heh heh, I said "dootie"). But Anyway, missed all the playoff action last night to watch lil' Chris' final baseball game of the regular season. I have somehow managed to snatch a "proud papa" moment out of the crap that has been my son's baseball season. They came into yesterday's final with a record of 0-12. Average margin of defeat,  ten-plus runs. And the game tonight was against the runner-up to last year's champs.  Final score? 21-7. We lost, but the boy was 3 for 4 with a triple and 2 RBI (Big-ups).  Not bad for a game I spent more time playing "Angry Birds" than watching.
Game 2 Lakers vs. Hornets tonight...2011 Sixth Man of the Year, Lamar Kardashian Odom (Shout out) and the home team have to work their way out of a 0-1 hole (WTF).  No Biggie, been there done that. Okay guys, back to the mines for me. Enjoy whatever the rest of your day has in store for ya.
P.S. The therapy is working...
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#89 | 1219 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I love it when I turn on the weather channel at 12:30 am and Jim Cantore is saying "Louisville...the worst part of this storm is heading STRAIGHT.....FOR....YOU.... (insert Cantore pointing in Louisville's directions with both hands).  The tornado sirens went off while the storm was still a full county to the west because it was travelling at 70 MPH.  So needless to say, I got no sleep last night, although it wasn't nearly as bad as everyone made it sound.  The lightning was absolutely beautiful, though.  And I'm glad mother nature is letting me book my own trip to Oz.

Becky, Dave told me about your Kings last night.  I couldn't believe it.  I'm rooting for them...at least until they have to face the Preds.  Speaking of which, the Preds play tonight.  It's a must-win in Smashville so we have some cushion when we go back to Anaheim.  Mama's boys better do me proud tonight, or I'll have to take them all back to the locker room and spank them soundly before I send them off to bed without any supper.  Is it just me, or have the games in this year's Stanley Cup been pretty high scoring?


 
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#90 | 1219 days ago

IT'S FOUR TWENTYYYYYYY!  js.
#91 | 1218 days ago

(Edited by Beaneaters)
kobe_lova wrote:
Can someone send me some qbucks?
Tell Jess I said you can have $75,000 of my Q bucks. Just consider it 3 or 4 footballs, a half a dozen golfballs, and a baseball or two... 

*sorry for edit, I had to add balls to my golf.
he said the sherriff is near  
#92 | 1218 days ago

A Landmark building burned to the ground this morning.  We were under an evacuation Alert as soona s I got to work, but our fire department is awesom and had the fire contained within an hour.  Nothing left now but one brick wall and the Iron framework.  Lots of pictures posted on FB, and it was pretty scary looking for a while.  Only a janitor in the building when the fire broke out, and no word yet on what started the fire, but the business was Video rentals.  No late fees for me!

Sorry, that was insensitive of me.
Here's a photo:
nobody puts baby in a corner  
#93 | 1218 days ago

 What happened, I feel like I haven't been around a lot lately. Oh well, is it nap time yet?
are those skis yours? both of em?  

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