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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

| Closed on 05/14/11 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
31 Fans 
6%a. It's Monday...
13%b. Stop the Madness...
23%c. Insanity is the best defense...
19%d. I'm an excellent driver...
19%e. Ride, Sally, Ride...
6%f. Go Atlanta Hawks...
6%g. Baja Fog..
6%h. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
TOP COMMENT * * * * * * * * * * * *
#6 | 758 days ago

Morning Jelly Bellies!

Kings play in Game 6 tonight. I want a win, and I want it tonight. COME ON KINGS!!!! Black and Purple!

My classroom challenge thing isn't over----I guess. Not real sure when it ends---------well they do say the winner will be announced at 5 today. My class is losing and I'm not happy. You see, I'm quite competitive. I have started to dissect the pic winning. Here are my findings----1. Those kids did nothing. That pic was all the teacher. 2. Kinders win everything. 3. the classroom only has about 15 kids----WTF is that all about? 4. Where's the teach? and 5. Where is their Kings tally chart? ****Sigh. I'm horrible I know. Hoping for the downfall of 5 year olds, but really if they lose------will they care? I say no.  SO IF YOU CAN, go to FB, like the Kings page, and "like" my classroom pic---------->pic #4, the only pic with almost 30 kids and a teach. ***By the way-----Sid and his band of miscreants are AWESOME. (those commies kept going though...lol) Hope you all have lovely days!

Go KINGS! May the Kopi be with you guys!!!
#7 Stanley Cup Bound Kings vs. the #2 Offensive Minded San Jose Sharks GAME #6 Photo



Stop the Madness...  
  
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#1 | 758 days ago

Congrats are in order for the New Orleans Hornets for making a fool out of Kobe and the Lakers last night and tieing the series.

PQ away Lakers bandwagon bitchess
#2 | 758 days ago

its MONDAY.......had a great weekend.EASTER WAS NICE.........had off of work last night which is PRICELESS......but back at it tonight....YUCK............weather here has sucked for the last 2 weeks........WHERE IS SPRING ??????.....
#3 | 758 days ago

 In spite of our bull*@*#pen we beat the Rockies twice over the weekend!! (Sorry Stoney).
                                                       Looking forward to the Dodgers game tonight, hopefully it won't rain in Miami.
                                                       I hope everyone liked Beckys class on the Kings page.  I had some serious explaining
                                                       to do to my family over that (Go Wings!!)
I'm an excellent driver...  
#4 | 758 days ago

Happy Monday - I just gotta say I'm absolutely stoked about my Hawks.  Down 0-3 and left for dead, they have showed the HEART OF A CHAMPION.  Win or lose the next game, I'm still damn proud of my boys.  Having said that, I love our chances against Bobby Lu and the Canucks on their home ice, especially if we can score early.

What was Vigneault thinking not starting Luongo?  I realize we own him, but Luongo is their $10 million dollar man and is a finalist for the Vezina Trophy.  I'm not the smartest man in the world, but I have to think his confidence is shaken even more after that risky move.  

How about Dave fv**ing Bolland?  The man missed 17 games to end the season and the first 3 playoff games, but he hasn't missed a beat.  His line owns the Sedin sisters.  And the hit he lad on Hamhuis was a thing of beauty(see below). 

Gotta give a shoutout to Ben Smith.  The kid plays with a fire you can't teach.  He along with Nick Leddy give the Hawks two more young studs that should keep us at the forefront of the WC for years to come. 

D Rose and the Bulls look to close out the pesky Pacers tomorrow night at the UC.  Hopefully Rose is alright because we need the MVP.  The officiating in that series has been brutal both ways.  The zebras need to swallow their whistles and let them play(unless it's a dirty play like the Foster hit).

Really loving the other Hawks, from the ATL.  I shouldn't let message board posters rile me up, but the Magic fans have been running their collective gums about taking out the Bulls in round 2.  Now it looks like they won't even make it.  Enjoy Dwight while you got him, Orlando. He's gonna bounce like the ounce after next season.  Book it!

Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#5 | 758 days ago
John_Daly (+)




Check out my sisters calves. Shes autistic so shes been walking on her tip toes all her life (some autistic people do that)   I'm on the left, I cant even compete with a 108 lb girl.
You want calves of steel?  Walk on your toes!!
I'm an excellent driver...  
#6 | 758 days ago

Morning Jelly Bellies!

Kings play in Game 6 tonight. I want a win, and I want it tonight. COME ON KINGS!!!! Black and Purple!

My classroom challenge thing isn't over----I guess. Not real sure when it ends---------well they do say the winner will be announced at 5 today. My class is losing and I'm not happy. You see, I'm quite competitive. I have started to dissect the pic winning. Here are my findings----1. Those kids did nothing. That pic was all the teacher. 2. Kinders win everything. 3. the classroom only has about 15 kids----WTF is that all about? 4. Where's the teach? and 5. Where is their Kings tally chart? ****Sigh. I'm horrible I know. Hoping for the downfall of 5 year olds, but really if they lose------will they care? I say no.  SO IF YOU CAN, go to FB, like the Kings page, and "like" my classroom pic---------->pic #4, the only pic with almost 30 kids and a teach. ***By the way-----Sid and his band of miscreants are AWESOME. (those commies kept going though...lol) Hope you all have lovely days!

Go KINGS! May the Kopi be with you guys!!!
#7 Stanley Cup Bound Kings vs. the #2 Offensive Minded San Jose Sharks GAME #6 Photo



Stop the Madness...  
#7 | 758 days ago

Whatup?
     Hope everybody had a super holiday weekend. Mine was good too.   Good weekend to be a "Hawk". Atlanta is handing it to the Magic. And the Blackhawks of Chicago are in some near historic territory. They came back from an 0-3 hole to force a game 7. Wicked Cool, huh?  Wait, that's Boston ain't it? Nevermind. The Lakers lost last night, but they forced a split and got back the Home Court advantage... Mission Accomplished. The Grizzlies have the Spurs in a 2-1 hole going into game 4 tonight. Can you say "must win? Big game 6 tonight for the Kings. Win or go home...Oh, the drama of the playoffs. Gotta love it!!
     Oh yeah, and the Brewers kicked our As-tros. Nothing else for now (because I refuse to mention that " Royal thing" this week). Plus I need aspirin, and a nap, and a drink, and a couple drinks, and tomorrow off, ...
P.S. Am I wrong for not being pumped about the NFL Draft cause they're really just choosing where these kids carry their picket signs.
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#8 | 758 days ago

The Heat lost and I don't care,   Check out  this guy while the Philly fans were rallying--  really put the jumbo in jumbotron:  FANTASTIC 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEUJXQ16E4g&feature=player_embedded
I'm an excellent driver...  
#9 | 758 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Grumble, grumble....piss....moan......whine......grumble..........

I hate mornings when I wake up feeling like hammared shite.....
#10 | 758 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Grumble, grumble....piss....moan......whine......grumble..........

I hate mornings when I wake up feeling like hammared shite.....
Coffee cup #2. Empty, and nothing....still 'zoned out" . Is it lunch yet?
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#11 | 758 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Congrats are in order for the New Orleans Hornets for making a fool out of Kobe and the Lakers last night and tieing the series.

PQ away Lakers bandwagon bitchess
Whatever Kennee. I'm saving my PQ's for someone special...
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#12 | 758 days ago

(Edited by jswol54)
Almost forgot....Happy Dyngus Day!

And just had to share these pics from the Spurs/Grizz game.  Awesomeness!




Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#13 | 758 days ago

Goopd day All- Sorry Rangers, Knicks and Lakers fan although lakers still in it/ Hope all hada happy Easter nuff said!!
It's Monday...  
#14 | 758 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
Kenne wrote:
Congrats are in order for the New Orleans Hornets for making a fool out of Kobe and the Lakers last night and tieing the series.

PQ away Lakers bandwagon bitchess
I PQ'd you! Only because you will use any opportunity to jump on a new bandwagon. Try being loyal to a team for more than 2 seconds 

Its Monday morning and the best thing about this week so far is that Wiggy is on Vacation (which is like a vacation for me). 

Becky~I hope your class wins! 

Gotta go finish getting ready for work. I will be back later to post my song.
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#15 | 758 days ago

Here's to the start of a glorious week..
* I had to go and like Becky's classroom on The Facebook.  I think the fix is in
* The Rockies need to figure out how to hit, and thankfully they didn't get no-hit Friday night.. It was still a little too close, I say
* Playoff hockey has been amazing.  The Caps finished off the Rangers Saturday, and Smashville finished off Anaheim last night.  The Pens and Sharks can seal the deal tonight as well.  Amazing win by the Blackhawks last night
* Movies I saw this weekend I recommend: Rabbit Hole, The King's Speech, I Love You Phillip Morris, Source Code
* Stay safe this week my midwest friends
* Lindsey Lohan was sentenced to 120 days in jail.. I hope to god they make her go.. Please
I hope everyone had a happy Zombie Jesus Day filled with colored eggs, and peeps, and chocolate bunnes
Insanity is the best defense...  
#16 | 758 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Cali_Kat wrote:
I PQ'd you! Only because you will use any opportunity to jump on a new bandwagon. Try being loyal to a team for more than 2 seconds 

Its Monday morning and the best thing about this week so far is that Wiggy is on Vacation (which is like a vacation for me). 

Becky~I hope your class wins! 

Gotta go finish getting ready for work. I will be back later to post my song.
I don't know why you even entertained him. He is not just a bandwagoner, he is the Official Bandwagon Organizer for every region in America. I'm sure he has written the handbook on it. Pay him no mind. UGH! (and didn't he say last night that it was no big deal that they lost? Jerk!)  .....................Forget all that....LUDA!

[Ludacris]
I’ma make your body wetter than ever
We’ll get together you could tell as soon as I approach her
When you feelin’ uptight get it right
Don’t fight, lightin up like Sammy Sosa
Women call me the super soaker
And I’ma soak your bed to death
(don’t stop, huh, huh)
How long can you hold you breath, uhh
A-a-asthma attackin’
Waking up, wondering what happened
Makin’ me hot like Toni Braxton
You can’t deny you wanna break my back in, two
What you wanna do, look at you with your birthday suit, suit, suit, suit
The forecast said it’s cloudy tonight
And I’ma have your body like bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop

[Chorus]
I'ma kiss it right, yeah, yeah
I'm gone l*ck all night, yeah, yeah
Girl when I'm inside, yeah, yeah
Yeah girl you heard what I said
I'm gonna make you wet the bed, bed, bed
I'm gonna make you wet the bed, bed, bed
I'm gonna make you wet the bed, bed, bed
I'ma put your legs behind your head
Then I make you wet the bed

[Ludacris]
Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip
As I kiss both sexy lips, lips, lips
Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip
As I kiss both sexy lips, lips, lips
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#17 | 758 days ago

WOOT!!! Go Preds! By far my best Easter in all my years..I havent been this hung over in quite some time, and I do believe I lost my voice and partial hearing.. Bridgestone  was rocking last evening! Kings Sharks up next? Doesn't matter.. Bring it! I don't have much more to say yet because I'm having difficulty trying to think about enything else.. I still have to find my bike though.Don't quite remember how I got home. The after party kicked some azz!

Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#18 | 758 days ago

 and Wopner is on soon.

Go Braves!!  Swept the Giants.  Go Hockey.  It is amazing what the Blackhawks are doing.

I voted for some LA Kings thing.  Hope it was the right one. 

Going to Chuck E Cheese for lunch.  Damn kids.

Ladies and Gentleman, INXS!!!

Here comes the woman
With the look in her eye
Raised on leather
With flesh on her mind
Words as weapons sharper than knives
Makes you wonder how the other half die
Other half die

Here come the man
With the look in his eye
Fed on nothing
But full of pride
Look at them go
Look at them kick
Makes you wonder how the other half live

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside

The devil inside
The devil inside
Every single one of us the devil inside

Here come the world
With the look in its eye
Future uncertain but certainly slight
Look at the faces
Listen to the bells
It's hard to believe we need a place called hell


I'm an excellent driver...  
#19 | 758 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
WOOT!!! Go Preds! By far my best Easter in all my years..I havent been this hung over in quite some time, and I do believe I lost my voice and partial hearing.. Bridgestone  was rocking last evening! Kings Sharks up next? Doesn't matter.. Bring it! I don't have much more to say yet because I'm having difficulty trying to think about enything else.. I still have to find my bike though.Don't quite remember how I got home. The after party kicked some azz!

how long do you think Tootoo can stay off the firewater?
Insanity is the best defense...  
#20 | 758 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
how long do you think Tootoo can stay off the firewater?
Long enough untill the party after they hold up the Stanley..lol  
He voluntarily went to rehab, and since he's been back he's been on his own firewater, with leading the Preds to get the last two games at least. A great hitter and a hottie I can fantasize sleeping with (and have)..
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#21 | 758 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
NorseHeathen wrote:
Grumble, grumble....piss....moan......whine......grumble..........

I hate mornings when I wake up feeling like hammared shite.....
Join the club

Ooopsy! Good morning everyone. Feeling lazy to write something, I'll just read your posts. You all are awesome
Stop the Madness...  
#22 | 758 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I don't know why you even entertained him. He is not just a bandwagoner, he is the Official Bandwagon Organizer for every region in America. I'm sure he has written the handbook on it. Pay him no mind. UGH! (and didn't he say last night that it was no big deal that they lost? Jerk!)  .....................Forget all that....LUDA!

[Ludacris]
I’ma make your body wetter than ever
We’ll get together you could tell as soon as I approach her
When you feelin’ uptight get it right
Don’t fight, lightin up like Sammy Sosa
Women call me the super soaker
And I’ma soak your bed to death
(don’t stop, huh, huh)
How long can you hold you breath, uhh
A-a-asthma attackin’
Waking up, wondering what happened
Makin’ me hot like Toni Braxton
You can’t deny you wanna break my back in, two
What you wanna do, look at you with your birthday suit, suit, suit, suit
The forecast said it’s cloudy tonight
And I’ma have your body like bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop

[Chorus]
I'ma kiss it right, yeah, yeah
I'm gone l*ck all night, yeah, yeah
Girl when I'm inside, yeah, yeah
Yeah girl you heard what I said
I'm gonna make you wet the bed, bed, bed
I'm gonna make you wet the bed, bed, bed
I'm gonna make you wet the bed, bed, bed
I'ma put your legs behind your head
Then I make you wet the bed

[Ludacris]
Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip
As I kiss both sexy lips, lips, lips
Hear the sound of your body drip, drip, drip
As I kiss both sexy lips, lips, lips
Oh a Luda kinda Monday.  U!

Here is my Luda Song...This is for Kenne and his newest Bandwagon team...
"Move Bitch"
(feat. I-20, Mystikal)

[whistling]

[Chorus 2x: Ludacris]

Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

[Ludacris]
OH NO! The fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out
Get the F**K back, guard ya grill
There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
and I been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya motherf**kin' forehead
And if your friends jump in, "Ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead
Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
It's not an illusion, we runnin the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? NO NI**A!
I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the F**K outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the F**K over

[Chorus]

[Mystikal over second chorus]
BITCH! Watch out, watch out, watch out
BITCH! Watch out, watch out, watch out, move

Here I come, here I go
UH OH! Don't jump bitch, move
You see them headlights? You hear that f**kin' crowd?
Start that g**damn show, I'm comin' through
Hit the stage and knock the curtains down
I f**k the crowd up - that's what I do
Young and successful - a sex symbol
The bitches want me to f**k - true true
Hold up wait up, shorty
"Oh wazzzupp, get my d**k sucked, what are yoouu doin'?"
Sidelinin' my f**kin' bussiness
Tryin' to get my baby child support soon
Give me that truck and take that rental back
Who bought these f**kin' T.V.'s and jewelry bitch, tell me that?
No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a f**k
But i'ma tell you like this bitch
You better not walk in front of my tour bus

[Chorus]

[I-20 over second chorus]
Bring it, get 'em

Too bad I'm on the right track
Beef, got the right mack
Hit the trunk, grab the pump pump, I'll be right back
We buyin' bars out, showin' scars out
We heard there's hoes out, so we brought the cars out
Grab the pills cuz we poppin tonight,
Beat the s**t outta security for stoppin' tha fight
I got a fifth of the remy, f**k the Belve and 'cris
I'm sellin' s**t up in the club like I work in the bitch
F**k the dress codes, it's street clothes, we all street ni**az
We on the dance floor, throwin' bows, beatin' up ni**az
I'm from the D.E.C., tryin' to disrespect D.T.P.
And watch the bottles start flyin' from the V.I.P.
F**k this rap shit, we clap bitch, two in your body
Grab ya four, start a fight dog, ruin the party
So move bitch, get out the way hoe
All you fa**ot motherf**kers make way for 2-0
So...

(*was I supposed to edit the "bitch" too? That was a lot of editing)
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#23 | 758 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Long enough untill the party after they hold up the Stanley..lol  
He voluntarily went to rehab, and since he's been back he's been on his own firewater, with leading the Preds to get the last two games at least. A great hitter and a hottie I can fantasize sleeping with (and have)..
Ask him to hook me up with Carrie Underwood.  Tell her rings don't plug.....I'll stop there. 
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#24 | 758 days ago

Good Morning, Everybodee.

Happy Mond...grumble, grumble.

I keep hearing people say that gas prices are expected to go over $5 a gallon by Memorial Day.   How do these freakin' people know this?  Who are they listening to?  Who is doing all the speculations?   Why can't they ever "speculate that it's going back down to $3/gallon?

And as I drive down the street seeing the various prices around town, and I see an intersection with a couple different stations, and I can see a significant price difference, with people buying from the higher priced station.   WTF people?  Example, there is a Shell station right off the freeway by my office, it's at $4.49 while less than a block down the road, the Arco is $4.09.  (Ok, not right across the street, but with the way the islands on the road are, you have no other way to go here, people.)   Yes, that's right a $ 0.40 difference per gallon, and people are still buying the higher price.   No wonder the oil companies are charging "what the market will bear".
Insanity is the best defense...  
#25 | 758 days ago

So the CEO of the company arrives and i'm present there with a weird haircut and even weirder T-shirt that has a big Heart and says love your life. Man, do i screw up in self presentation.
GO KINGS, eat the sharks for dinner.
Insanity is the best defense...  
#26 | 758 days ago

GO BLACKHAWKS!    GAME 7 BABY, TUESDAY!!   WOOOWHOOO!


Stop the Madness...  
#27 | 758 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Kenne wrote:
Congrats are in order for the New Orleans Hornets for making a fool out of Kobe and the Lakers last night and tieing the series.

PQ away Lakers bandwagon bitchess
 Who are the mighty Suns playing in the playoffs, and what is that series at?

Also remember that any team(except Boston, they swept and can only afford 9 losses at this point) that makes the playoffs(not the Suns), can go 16-12 in the playoffs(where the Suns aren't) and it will be considered a successful season. Because that team will win the Championship(something the Suns don't have).
I'm an excellent driver...  
#28 | 758 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Oh a Luda kinda Monday.  U!

Here is my Luda Song...This is for Kenne and his newest Bandwagon team...
"Move Bitch"
(feat. I-20, Mystikal)

[whistling]

[Chorus 2x: Ludacris]

Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

[Ludacris]
OH NO! The fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out
Get the F**K back, guard ya grill
There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
and I been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya motherf**kin' forehead
And if your friends jump in, "Ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead
Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
It's not an illusion, we runnin the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? NO NI**A!
I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the F**K outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the F**K over

[Chorus]

[Mystikal over second chorus]
BITCH! Watch out, watch out, watch out
BITCH! Watch out, watch out, watch out, move

Here I come, here I go
UH OH! Don't jump bitch, move
You see them headlights? You hear that f**kin' crowd?
Start that g**damn show, I'm comin' through
Hit the stage and knock the curtains down
I f**k the crowd up - that's what I do
Young and successful - a sex symbol
The bitches want me to f**k - true true
Hold up wait up, shorty
"Oh wazzzupp, get my d**k sucked, what are yoouu doin'?"
Sidelinin' my f**kin' bussiness
Tryin' to get my baby child support soon
Give me that truck and take that rental back
Who bought these f**kin' T.V.'s and jewelry bitch, tell me that?
No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a f**k
But i'ma tell you like this bitch
You better not walk in front of my tour bus

[Chorus]

[I-20 over second chorus]
Bring it, get 'em

Too bad I'm on the right track
Beef, got the right mack
Hit the trunk, grab the pump pump, I'll be right back
We buyin' bars out, showin' scars out
We heard there's hoes out, so we brought the cars out
Grab the pills cuz we poppin tonight,
Beat the s**t outta security for stoppin' tha fight
I got a fifth of the remy, f**k the Belve and 'cris
I'm sellin' s**t up in the club like I work in the bitch
F**k the dress codes, it's street clothes, we all street ni**az
We on the dance floor, throwin' bows, beatin' up ni**az
I'm from the D.E.C., tryin' to disrespect D.T.P.
And watch the bottles start flyin' from the V.I.P.
F**k this rap shit, we clap bitch, two in your body
Grab ya four, start a fight dog, ruin the party
So move bitch, get out the way hoe
All you fa**ot motherf**kers make way for 2-0
So...

(*was I supposed to edit the "bitch" too? That was a lot of editing)
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#29 | 758 days ago

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Insanity is the best defense...  
#30 | 758 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
Good day bitches.

So ... Easter.  

I walk in as one of the first people to arrive (oddly enough since I'm usually a little late to these things ... when you're early, other cars block you in and you can't escape), and before I fully understand, I have a glamour team surrounding me, adorning me with: 

A) pink and white rabbit ears
B) a pink satin bowtie
C) a fluffy white bunny tail 

It almost felt super-Hollywood, except it was not hair/makeup and it was definitely NOT professional at all.  Had my dress been a little shorter and cheaper, I would have looked like some skanky college chick at Halloween.  
Luckily, I THINK I managed to dodge most, if not all, photo opportunities.  I'll find out at the next family function.

Other than that, the highlights for me included:
-  Easter trivia for prizes (my family is so f*cking weird).  
-  A game of Hot Potato with plastic eggs (did I say weird ... I meant bizarre)  
-   Me being seated between my cousin and her husband ... the husband who has admitted to having erotic dreams about me ... good planning there, as*hole family members (ok, weird, bizarre, and kinda creepy).  

That's all I care to discuss.  Take a moment to process, giggle, shake your head, etc.



Stop the Madness...  
#31 | 758 days ago

Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#32 | 758 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I'm on the 25 year Laker wagon.  Been a fan my whole life, so take that shite somewhere else, Kenne.

What a glorious hockey game for the Predators last night.  There may be no crying in hockey, but I was so happy last night, I cried.  Tootoo has settled in to just playing hockey this year, and he is amazing.  Shea Weber has a beast of a playoff beard already.  I love that my team is making history. 

I got a little Three6Mafia runnin through my head today:

"Hood Star"
(feat. Lyfe Jennings)

[Intro]
Yuh! Hypnotize Minds, {?}
Three 6 Mafia, Lyfe Jennings, goin down
Life is beautiful man
But ni**az don't respect ni**az, y'knahmsayin?
You help a man out just for him to dog you out
Niggaz don't appreciate s**t, f**k 'em all!

[Chorus: Lyfe Jennings]
So you crack this w**d
It's respect that'll cost my ni**a
Double back through the water if you cross a ni**a
It's greasy at the top, don't fall off my ni**a
And get lost my ni**a
I'm a marijuana smokin, never been broken
I don't give a f**k about the po-lice, I'm a hood star!
Sixteen inches on my Impala
Daddy I'm a motherf**kin gangsta, ahh

[Verse One]
These ni**az wanna be in my shoes, but they feet too small
They only yell so I turn to, just to see me fall
The new code in the streets, that's used by the phony
If you cain't beat him, just call the police on him
Or hate on him so bad try to turn the world against him
Go in the studio like a h** make some bulls**t and diss him
But none of that surprise me I done been through it all
17 years in the game, real game, DJ Paul
I done seen the real, I done seen the fake
I done seen fake bitches turn real to fake
Cause hateism is a disease, it's kinda like AIDS
They feed you s**t for years, and then they send you to your grave

[Chorus]

[Verse Two]
First I'm broke, so I hang out with the rat and roach
And still broke, cause I'm sleepin on apartment flo's
The hood struggle is to get it, got to make the change
See every dark is like the dark cloud full of rain
You wonder why ni**az high and they robbin folks
Ain't nuttin to tell you but to pack yo' heat and let it go
Them junkies get a f**kin kick, when they smoke a brick
I never seen a drug dealer ever call it quits
But get money (yessir~!) Make the block pop off
Ni**az snitchin man they heads will get chopped off
The feds tappin fool it's dangerous when you hood trappin
So don't get lost in the sauce slingin cold crack'n

[Chorus]
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#33 | 758 days ago

1800 just poured me a shot.
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#34 | 758 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day bitches.

So ... Easter.  

I walk in as one of the first people to arrive (oddly enough since I'm usually a little late to these things ... when you're early, other cars block you in and you can't escape), and before I fully understand, I have a glamour team surrounding me, adorning me with: 

A) pink and white rabbit ears
B) a pink satin bowtie
C) a fluffy white bunny tail 

It almost felt super-Hollywood, except it was not hair/makeup and it was definitely NOT professional at all.  Had my dress been a little shorter and cheaper, I would have looked like some skanky college chick at Halloween.  
Luckily, I THINK I managed to dodge most, if not all, photo opportunities.  I'll find out at the next family function.

Other than that, the highlights for me included:
-  Easter trivia for prizes (my family is so f*cking weird).  
-  A game of Hot Potato with plastic eggs (did I say weird ... I meant bizarre)  
-   Me being seated between my cousin and her husband ... the husband who has admitted to having erotic dreams about me ... good planning there, as*hole family members (ok, weird, bizarre, and kinda creepy).  

That's all I care to discuss.  Take a moment to process, giggle, shake your head, etc.



Classic Gregg
Insanity is the best defense...  
#35 | 758 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
1800 just poured me a shot.
I'm Jealous. Although I just came back from a liquid lunch with my cousins!
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#36 | 758 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Classic Gregg
Shutup.  I can't tell you anything.  



Stop the Madness...  
#37 | 758 days ago

After a fun weekend of drinking when a friend of mine, with the Caps advancing in the process, it all went to hell today. Work was awful, and I took another step toward my inevitable failure and self-destruction. Awesome!
#38 | 758 days ago

According to this website, I have the 14th most common male first name and the 749th most common last name. I also got a kick out of the racial % breakdown. Apparently only .53% of people with the same name as me are Asian. LOL So there's that.
Beaneaters...  
#39 | 758 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
According to this website, I have the 14th most common male first name and the 749th most common last name. I also got a kick out of the racial % breakdown. Apparently only .53% of people with the same name as me are Asian. LOL So there's that.
 Ha. I have the 34th most common female name and the 89, 172 nd most common last name. I'm tickled that 94.82% of the people with my last name are White....4.15% Hispanic. lol
Stop the Madness...  
#40 | 758 days ago

Well, on the plus side, I crushed Jeopardy tonight.
#41 | 758 days ago

Just watched this.  Watching these firefighters compete is like watching ninjas.

http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/cool/firefighter-olympics.html
Insanity is the best defense...  
#42 | 758 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
marcus_nyce wrote:
According to this website, I have the 14th most common male first name and the 749th most common last name. I also got a kick out of the racial % breakdown. Apparently only .53% of people with the same name as me are Asian. LOL So there's that.
 
308th Most Common male name
English: Abbreviation of Nicholas. Mythological Nike was Greek goddess of victory and root origin of Nicholas.

No matches for my last name.
Stop the Madness...  
#43 | 758 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Ha. I have the 34th most common female name and the 89, 172 nd most common last name. I'm tickled that 94.82% of the people with my last name are White....4.15% Hispanic. lol
 Mine is:
71st Most Common female name
 
9th Most common last name
5.52% White 0.54% Black
92.70% Hispanic 0.58% Asian
0.24% American Indian 0.41% Multiracial
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#44 | 758 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
According to this website, I have the 14th most common male first name and the 749th most common last name. I also got a kick out of the racial % breakdown. Apparently only .53% of people with the same name as me are Asian. LOL So there's that.
1st Most Common male name                36,328th Most common last name
                                                               92.27% White                   0.00% Black
                                                               3.09% Hispanic                0.00% Asian
875th Most Common female name         1.20% American Indian     2.58% Multiracial
Insanity is the best defense...  
#45 | 758 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
1st Most Common male name                36,328th Most common last name
                                                               92.27% White                   0.00% Black
                                                               3.09% Hispanic                0.00% Asian
875th Most Common female name         1.20% American Indian     2.58% Multiracial
I am male, by the way.   (Last time I checked, anyways.)
Insanity is the best defense...  
#46 | 758 days ago

4th Most Common male name
119,644th Most common last name
99.25% White
(so in other words 100% Guinea)
Insanity is the best defense...  
#47 | 758 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
According to this website, I have the 14th most common male first name and the 749th most common last name. I also got a kick out of the racial % breakdown. Apparently only .53% of people with the same name as me are Asian. LOL So there's that.
0.00 % Black for my last name.  Really?

Hey Ash .... wanna make history? 
#48 | 758 days ago

1,405th Most Common female name
129th Most common last name
6.12% White 0.48% Black
91.70% Hispanic 1.01% Asian
0.28% American Indian 0.41% Multiracial

 That was fun
Stop the Madness...  
#49 | 758 days ago

1,442nd Most Common female name
209th Most common last name
79.36% White 16.22% Black
1.54% Hispanic 0.50% Asian
0.85% American Indian 1.52% Multiracial



Sheesh. my last name is more common than my first name.

The Pens lost to Tampa Bay  
The Kings are holding their own against the guppies
If I get my way tomorrow, Boston and Chicago will advance.  If I don't get my way, I'll be grouchy.
I washed my truck today, it looks totally awesome.  i also raked up a bunch of dead crap in my yard, in shorts and a tank top, even while there is still snow in some shaded areas in the yard.  I'm so ready for spring!!
My daughter and her dad spent the night in HIS new trailer (I was reminded that I don't own a bolt in it when I joyously celebrated the Blackhawks' win last night)
Laundry is done, dinner is all cleaned up, ready (sorta) for another week of work, and enjoying me some playoff hockey!!
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#50 | 758 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
VIOLET wrote:
1,405th Most Common female name
129th Most common last name
6.12% White 0.48% Black
91.70% Hispanic 1.01% Asian
0.28% American Indian 0.41% Multiracial

 That was fun
Wait...My name (me,...male, by the way...remember?) is a more common female name than yours???  (and Debi's?)
Insanity is the best defense...  
#51 | 758 days ago

I just checked both my kid's names in that data base, and my son does not have a twin, and my daughter has three others with the same name, all male.

both my hubby and I have numerous people with our names............
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#52 | 758 days ago

JrCanuckFan wrote:
I just checked both my kid's names in that data base, and my son does not have a twin, and my daughter has three others with the same name, all male.

both my hubby and I have numerous people with our names............
Likewise, there are many with my name, just different middle names.    (I really don't know any females that are named James.   Anybody out there know any?)
Insanity is the best defense...  
#53 | 758 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Likewise, there are many with my name, just different middle names.    (I really don't know any females that are named James.   Anybody out there know any?)
Me neither.  And my son's name is only recognized as being a female name, no statistics given for a male name, and the exact opposite for my daughter.  Yet, I know several young men with my son's first name, and only one girl.  My daugter is pretty much a one of a kind....
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#54 | 758 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Excuse my charisma, vodka with a spritzer
swagger down pat, call my sh*t Patricia
Young Money militia, and I am the commissioner
you'n wanna start Weezy, 'cause the F is for Finisher
so misunderstood, but what's a World without enigma?
two b*tches at the same time, synchronized swimmers
got the girl twisted 'cause she open when you twist her
never met the b*tch, but I f-ck her like I missed her
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#55 | 758 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 Who are the mighty Suns playing in the playoffs, and what is that series at?

Also remember that any team(except Boston, they swept and can only afford 9 losses at this point) that makes the playoffs(not the Suns), can go 16-12 in the playoffs(where the Suns aren't) and it will be considered a successful season. Because that team will win the Championship(something the Suns don't have).
BAM!
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#56 | 758 days ago

(Edited by JrCanuckFan)
I seriously want to shove a hockey puck down the throats of  these f**king announcers.  The score is 3.2. (3.2???? awww hell, it WAS 2-1 when I typed that, and it is now 2-2 - stupid fingers)  It isn't a runaway, and the Kings are not out of this series by any stretch of anyone's imagination.  These turds are saying that basically any goal the Kings have scored is a fluke.  Morons. (and they are the TSN announcers, not the other morons from SJ)  I'm not sure what game they are watching, but  "territorial domination"?  And saying that the Kings are getting some "lucky" breaks from Niemi's pads. 
What? It can't be SKILLFUL HOCKEY PLAYING??????

AAARRRRGGGHHHHHH *Beats head against brick wall*
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#57 | 758 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:
4th Most Common male name
119,644th Most common last name
99.25% White
(so in other words 100% Guinea)
that made me snort. May be the liqour
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#58 | 758 days ago

beach_pirate wrote:
0.00 % Black for my last name.  Really?

Hey Ash .... wanna make history? 
this too.  yep/
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#59 | 757 days ago

<---her mom is watching hockey1!
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#60 | 757 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
<---her mom is watching hockey1!
The Kings I presume?
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#61 | 757 days ago

JrCanuckFan wrote:
The Kings I presume?
sadly...
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#62 | 757 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
sadly...
My heart hurts for Becky right now
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#63 | 757 days ago

JrCanuckFan wrote:
My heart hurts for Becky right now
I wanna punch somebody
Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#64 | 757 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I wanna punch somebody
Those f**king announcers would do just fine. 
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#65 | 757 days ago

No one in the USA has my first name 

Ankur
No information found
 
Mishra
16,977th Most common last name
2.85% White 0.00% Black
0.39% Hispanic 90.67% Asian
0.00% American Indian 5.89% Multiracial
Insanity is the best defense...  
#66 | 757 days ago

45th Most Common female name
Scottish: Variant of Jane: from the French Jeanette.
 
1,968th Most common last name
73.66% White 22.84% Black
1.49% Hispanic 0.27% Asian
0.41% American Indian 1.32% Multiracial
Stop the Madness...  
#67 | 757 days ago

John_Daly wrote:



Check out my sisters calves. Shes autistic so shes been walking on her tip toes all her life (some autistic people do that)   I'm on the left, I cant even compete with a 108 lb girl.
You want calves of steel?  Walk on your toes!!
ohh i can relate!!  i have walked on my heal for the past year /12....and now with my neuro stim in we are trying to teach me to waqlk o the foot normally...the tenson in the ffoot is soooo tight it is slow and hurts! causing tendenitis,,but i will do this!!! thought ide get this neuro stim in and i would be upnd kicking arse,,,but it wasnt that easy,,,we have to go slow as to not exasberate the tendon and the foot....doooh..i just want to wear a shoe!!!!! i want to ride my horse!!!  ohhhh i can so relate,,,wish your sis the best!!!  WE CAN do this!!!:)
Ride, Sally, Ride...  
#68 | 757 days ago
John_Daly (+)

John
2nd Most Common male name
Hebrew: Jehovah has been gracious: has shown favor. In the bible John the Baptist baptized Christ in the Jordan river. Variants have been created in almost every language.
John (Female)
819th Most Common female name
Daly
1,048th Most common last name
92.85% White 3.18% Black
2.16% Hispanic 0.62% Asian
0.19% American Indian 1.00% Multiracial
I'm an excellent driver...  
#69 | 757 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
John
2nd Most Common male name
Hebrew: Jehovah has been gracious: has shown favor. In the bible John the Baptist baptized Christ in the Jordan river. Variants have been created in almost every language.
John (Female)
819th Most Common female name
Daly
1,048th Most common last name
92.85% White 3.18% Black
2.16% Hispanic 0.62% Asian
0.19% American Indian 1.00% Multiracial
 HHHOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD UUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!

You have the same name (sort of) as a fat motherloving golfer? WIN.


Also, my name is 96.7% white.  Which, if you know my last name, is not surprising at all.  We're some white motherf***ers.
#70 | 757 days ago
dakmax924 (+)

Kenne wrote:
Congrats are in order for the New Orleans Hornets for making a fool out of Kobe and the Lakers last night and tieing the series.

PQ away Lakers bandwagon bitchess
Don't cry because your team hasn't won anything in decades.
Worry about your own team and leave the best player in the world alone.
You are still crying, because you know that Steve Nash doesn't have any game left.
The Laker's will keep winning championships,unlike your crap team.
What team are you rooting for now Mr Bandwagon hopper?
#71 | 757 days ago
John_Daly (+)

kantwistaye wrote:
 HHHOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD UUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!

You have the same name (sort of) as a fat motherloving golfer? WIN.


Also, my name is 96.7% white.  Which, if you know my last name, is not surprising at all.  We're some white motherf***ers.
Thats right.   
I'm an excellent driver...  
#72 | 757 days ago

feeling a little better. HAt!

Go Atlanta Hawks...  
#73 | 757 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Wait...My name (me,...male, by the way...remember?) is a more common female name than yours???  (and Debi's?)
Apparently 36,328 people can't be wrong. Statistics don't lie
Stop the Madness...  
#74 | 756 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I wanna punch somebody
Me too, but I don't feel like spending time in a federal prison....they'd probably put me in Guantanimo Bay just to shut me up.....

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