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Good Morning. I may have slept for 2 hours, but I doubt it. I'm sure I'll pay for it later but for right now, I'm good.

Zeus: Didn't you say you didn't even like your brother?
Simon Gruber: There's a difference between not liking one's brother, and not caring when some dumb, Irish flatfoot drops him out a window.

Chazz: They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
Irene: What's it called?
Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

Hydrate, people.
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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
27 Fans 
4%a. Good Morning...
19%b. Is it in you...
22%c. Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...
0%d. If it isn't love...
22%e. Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...
4%f. There once was a woman from Hunt...
7%g. Matador...
19%h. Beaneaters...

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#1 | 1164 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Hiiiiiiiii!

Just wanted to say thanks again for all the birthday wishes yesterday, pathetic as it might sound it meant a lot to me.  I went to see Thor yesterday and Natalie Portman did not disappoint as usual. I think she is the most beautiful thing ever in life.
 
My aunt got me a book about a 4 year old boy decribing his trip to heaven and back from his near death experience. I'm trying to keep an open mind but its tough...I'm on page 3.  My sister bought me a "fart box" for my birthday because being 33 doesnt change a thing. While I was waiting for the pizza man, my hot manager who I want to have a child with and looks like megan fox came to my door to notify us that the water will be off all day wednesday. I feebly atttempted to spit game while my sister worked the fart machine in the background. Megan fox did not seemed amused, goodbye forever.   I cant believe my own sister C blocked me. 
  
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#1 | 1164 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Hiiiiiiiii!

Just wanted to say thanks again for all the birthday wishes yesterday, pathetic as it might sound it meant a lot to me.  I went to see Thor yesterday and Natalie Portman did not disappoint as usual. I think she is the most beautiful thing ever in life.
 
My aunt got me a book about a 4 year old boy decribing his trip to heaven and back from his near death experience. I'm trying to keep an open mind but its tough...I'm on page 3.  My sister bought me a "fart box" for my birthday because being 33 doesnt change a thing. While I was waiting for the pizza man, my hot manager who I want to have a child with and looks like megan fox came to my door to notify us that the water will be off all day wednesday. I feebly atttempted to spit game while my sister worked the fart machine in the background. Megan fox did not seemed amused, goodbye forever.   I cant believe my own sister C blocked me. 
#2 | 1164 days ago

i went to chelsey's to hang out with her and dr. f*ggot. had a great time. drank too much, all went skinny dipping and then hot tubbing and when we got back, i went to get water while they were on the patio and this huge shouting match between the two of them busted out of nowhere. i was stuck in the kitchen and i couldn't leave because my hands had softened so much from the chlorine that i couldn't even grip the damn doorknob to turn it and sneak out. i pretty much just wanted to melt into the floor...or pass out on the couch, but i thought that would be insensitive. so i stayed in the kitchen and sang old school marches in my brain.

in other news - my cell phone won't turn on. and i have to have enmergency dental work done (i don't want to talk about it) and have no dental insurance. f*ck. my. life.

make it last - montrose
Well, I remember when I was seventeen,
My father told me, "Pick your dreams."
He said life ain't easy as it seems.
When you get older you'll see what I mean.

At the time, I wanted to be twenty-one
It seemed the right age for havin' fun.
But when I got there I was still too young-
And twenty-five seemed to be the one.

But now I live my life from day to day
'Cuz I wouldn't have it any other way.
Whether I'm twelve or whether I'm sixty-four
I spend my time like there ain't gonna be no more.

You know that sweet girl you've been chasin' round
She got you hooked 'long as she keeps you down.
Well, I know what happens once she comes around
It won't be long and you'll be back on the town.

Lord, yes! Alright!
Things between, they suit you right.
But once you get them it seems like they're all alike.
So make it last as long as you can
It's so much easier when you understand.
Is it in you...  
#3 | 1164 days ago

 Morning Hottie Pants and Others!

About 4 in morning I heard a boom. Look out my bedroom window and see that my neighbor went drunk-tard bicycle riding again. At least this time he ran into his own home---NO, I didn't see if he was OK. Last time he ran into my home and caused a "hissing" gas leak.  Drunk-tard Biker. FYI---just looked out my window, and I spotted a dollar in the driveway. If it wasn't raining, I'd go get it....hoping for more.

Speaking of rain----------->GO AWAY PLEASE!!!! Do you (the rain) have no pity for us teachers. Do you (the rain again) not know the damage done by being stuck in a room with almost 30 kids for 6 hours and only one measly 30 minute lunch? STOP. IT. NOW.

In other news-----------looks like Arrrrnold was servicing the staff in his home and produced a child-------10 years ago. And only NOW he feels the need to share the news with his wife. And the terminator's love baby's mama just retired working for the family in January. How considerate of him to wait till now to share the news. Jerk. Hole. What is worse? Your husband producing a child with another women or your husband producing another child with your house staff and keeping it a secret while she was still employed? 

I'm told Mr. Stewart pawned Mr. O'Reilly last night in a debate. I haven't seen it but plan to after work today. 

And just because he's so lickable-----------------THOR!!!


Have a great day and don't forget to carry your "hammmm mmmmerrrrr"!
Beaneaters...  
#4 | 1164 days ago

What's pippity poppin Q pizzles,

Minor rant about last night's softball game.  We played and lost(in the last inning) to a team full of cops.  Now I normally wouldn't be mad about it, but their pitcher took way too much time between pitches.  Therefore, our game was shortened to 6 innings due to time constraints.  Payback in August will be a b****. 

Watched some American Pickers show last night.  I realize I'm late to the party, but I love the show.  There are some characters on there that make me laugh.  Probably gonna make it a hobby of mine this summer.  Anyone have any random sh*t they want to get rid of? 

Still pissed Oprah rented out the UC causing the Bulls to postpone tonight's game.  She has more clout in this city than the POTUS - I swear. 

Have a fantastic Tuesday and remember, don't worry about what people think.  They don't do it very often. 
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#5 | 1164 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Morning Hottie Pants and Others!

About 4 in morning I heard a boom. Look out my bedroom window and see that my neighbor went drunk-tard bicycle riding again. At least this time he ran into his own home---NO, I didn't see if he was OK. Last time he ran into my home and caused a "hissing" gas leak.  Drunk-tard Biker. FYI---just looked out my window, and I spotted a dollar in the driveway. If it wasn't raining, I'd go get it....hoping for more.

Speaking of rain----------->GO AWAY PLEASE!!!! Do you (the rain) have no pity for us teachers. Do you (the rain again) not know the damage done by being stuck in a room with almost 30 kids for 6 hours and only one measly 30 minute lunch? STOP. IT. NOW.

In other news-----------looks like Arrrrnold was servicing the staff in his home and produced a child-------10 years ago. And only NOW he feels the need to share the news with his wife. And the terminator's love baby's mama just retired working for the family in January. How considerate of him to wait till now to share the news. Jerk. Hole. What is worse? Your husband producing a child with another women or your husband producing another child with your house staff and keeping it a secret while she was still employed? 

I'm told Mr. Stewart pawned Mr. O'Reilly last night in a debate. I haven't seen it but plan to after work today. 

And just because he's so lickable-----------------THOR!!!


Have a great day and don't forget to carry your "hammmm mmmmerrrrr"!
How much did Stewart get for O'Reilly?
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#6 | 1164 days ago

Yummy Teach! Well done.

my song all the way to work:
Down on Me

Heard you go that sticky
Lets go and take 9 shots, we'll just call it fifty
And I'm gonna lick it, lick it, lick it
Till her hicky have her Rev running
Keep you running 'til you whimpy, bang, bang, bang, bang

Oh, you look so sweet what you work in Paris?
Look at your physique, girl, you are a beauty
Well, I am a beast
They must have been tripping to let me off a leash

I love the way you grind with that booty on me
Shorty you a dime, why you looking lonely?
We'll buy another round and it's all on me
As long as I'm around put it down on me

Just put it down on me, put it down on me
Down, down on me, put it down on me
Don't throw it off the mound, show me how it's gonna be
Girl, all I really want is you down on me, put it down on me
[50]
Systems thumping, party jumping, shorty, she's a perfect 10
She rock her hips, then roll her hips, then drop it down like it's nothing
She shaped just like an hour glass, she see how fast an hour passed
Time flies when I'm on that ass but I won't put our sh*t on blast
Work it like a pro, sit and watch it go
Do her thing all on the floor, she bounce it fast and shake it slow
So sexual incredible, she beautiful, she edible
I got her, I won't let her go, I ain't seen nothing, better yo
Look at how she twurk it, the way she work it
Make me wanna hit it, hit it, heaven when I'm in it, in it
If I do not fit, I'm gonna make it
Girl, you can take it, don't stop, get it, get it
[Jeremi'h]
I love the way you grind with that booty on me
Shorty you a dime, why you looking lonely?
We'll buy another round and it's all on me
As long as I'm around put it down on me
Chorus

Say you independent, get it from your momma
Tell me if you with it, do you really wanna, wanna?
Baby, when you see me, you know I be on it
Can you keep it up here? Put it all up on me

I love the way you grind with that booty on me
Shorty you a dime, why you looking lonely?
We'll buy another round and it's all on me
As long as I'm around put it down on me
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#7 | 1164 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
How much did Stewart get for O'Reilly?
 Anything he wanted?



Beaneaters...  
#8 | 1164 days ago

I don't have sh*t today

Why would anyone with a penis want to watch the X-Factor?
Cheryl Cole.. Unless you're gay, then I assume you are watching for the singing and I'm assuming dancing and juggling.. I don't know what the show is really about



And is it me, or is Brad Pitt slowly morphing into Burt Reynolds from Boogie Nights?
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#9 | 1164 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Yummy Teach! Well done.

my song all the way to work:
Down on Me

Heard you go that sticky
Lets go and take 9 shots, we'll just call it fifty
And I'm gonna lick it, lick it, lick it
Till her hicky have her Rev running
Keep you running 'til you whimpy, bang, bang, bang, bang

Oh, you look so sweet what you work in Paris?
Look at your physique, girl, you are a beauty
Well, I am a beast
They must have been tripping to let me off a leash

I love the way you grind with that booty on me
Shorty you a dime, why you looking lonely?
We'll buy another round and it's all on me
As long as I'm around put it down on me

Just put it down on me, put it down on me
Down, down on me, put it down on me
Don't throw it off the mound, show me how it's gonna be
Girl, all I really want is you down on me, put it down on me
[50]
Systems thumping, party jumping, shorty, she's a perfect 10
She rock her hips, then roll her hips, then drop it down like it's nothing
She shaped just like an hour glass, she see how fast an hour passed
Time flies when I'm on that ass but I won't put our sh*t on blast
Work it like a pro, sit and watch it go
Do her thing all on the floor, she bounce it fast and shake it slow
So sexual incredible, she beautiful, she edible
I got her, I won't let her go, I ain't seen nothing, better yo
Look at how she twurk it, the way she work it
Make me wanna hit it, hit it, heaven when I'm in it, in it
If I do not fit, I'm gonna make it
Girl, you can take it, don't stop, get it, get it
[Jeremi'h]
I love the way you grind with that booty on me
Shorty you a dime, why you looking lonely?
We'll buy another round and it's all on me
As long as I'm around put it down on me
Chorus

Say you independent, get it from your momma
Tell me if you with it, do you really wanna, wanna?
Baby, when you see me, you know I be on it
Can you keep it up here? Put it all up on me

I love the way you grind with that booty on me
Shorty you a dime, why you looking lonely?
We'll buy another round and it's all on me
As long as I'm around put it down on me
 Google image him. It's a worth while experience. 
Beaneaters...  
#10 | 1164 days ago

 Would you like to be...?

Two for Tuesday, or as I currently call it....Friday.

Hockey Resumes tonight.  Braves got the first one on the Astros.

I'd bitch about my job, but I work with so many people, I really can't.  Not enough time with one person to know the quirks.  Although one trainee was recently fired for going off on the rovers and service agents and cussing at them.  Oh and called a manager of mixed heritage a racist.  The other the story I heard about him was that their was a German couple that didn't speak much english.  They were having a problem with their credit card.  Well he said he spoke german, but proceeded to just speak to them in veeeerrryyy slooooooowwwww  english.  Crazy JackAss.

School is almost done for the kids, and vacation is less than 4 weeks away.

In my sleep deprived state,  Ladies and Gentlemen, SLAUGHTER!!

(and when morning comes).....
up all night, sleep all day
up all night, sleep all day

(musical interlude)

when evenin comes
I am alive
I love to prowl around in the streets

Its the moonlight
that controls my mind
NOW I've got the power to speak, yeah

(awake from dusk to dawn)
watchin' the city lights
(stars are shinin down)
theyll be shinin down on you and I
(and when morning comes)
I'll hold you till the mornin light
everybody sing it now

up all night
sleep all day
up all night
sleep all day
thats right
ah ahhh ahhhhh

drivin down the boulevard
all alone
the neon signs are callin my name
find me in the corner
havin the time of my life
I think youd wanna do the same

(awake from dusk to dawn)
under the city lights
(stars are shinin down)
theyll be shinin down on you and I
(and when morning comes)
I'll hold you till the mornin light
everybody sing it now

up all night
sleep all day
up all night
sleep all day
thats right
up all night
sleep all day
c'mon c'mon
up all night
aww baby if we could stay up
24 hours a day
uuh
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...

(guitar solo)

(awake from dusk to dawn)
under the city lights
(stars are shinin down)
theyll be shinin down on you and I
(and when morning comes)
I'll hold you till the mornin light
everybody sing it now

up all night
sleep all day
up all night
sleep all day
c'mon c'mon
up all night
sleep all day
that's right
up all night
sleep all day
up all night.............(fade out)
(fade in)
land where our fathers died
land of the pilgrims pride
from every mountainside
let freedom ring
Is it in you...  
#11 | 1164 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
CALI DIARY - Monday, I acted as a tourist, which I usually DON'T DO!

Went into HOLLYWOOD and had lunch at PIG N WHISTLES and then went on one of those city tour buses and we drove around HOLLYWOOD and BEVERLY HILLS for 2 hours.

Then, I went to my friend (the one that got married) and his wife's parent's place. They rented a house on VENICE BEACH.

Nick, reporting from Culver City! OUT!
Is it in you...  
#12 | 1164 days ago

LA Noire looks like an old gangster movie. I may never play it, but I think I want it.
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#13 | 1164 days ago

So, I watched the first episode of the HBO series Game of Thrones yesterday.. I'm in
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#14 | 1164 days ago

Lynard Skynard at Anderson casino 9/3. Any other old hippies out there?

Simple Man lyrics
Songwriters: Van Zant, Ron; Rossington, Gary;

Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day

Oh, take your time don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
Go find a woman you'll find love
And don't forget son there is someone up above

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can? Oh yes, I will

Boy, don't you worry you'll find yourself
Follow your heart and nothing else
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Baby be a simple, be a simple man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Beaneaters...  
#15 | 1164 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
Hola Gente

So sneeze-a-palooza round 2 has begun. It doesn't help that someone has decided to drench themselves in perfume . I slept really good last night so I should be in a great mood but this impending cold is keeping me feeling blah!

Ash~I have been listening to that song all morning.
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#16 | 1164 days ago

just finding out rumors and with good probability that chris osgood might retire...that doesn't make me happy...he is my...i mean out goalie...he has been the most consistant and relieble thing in the red wings organization along with a few others...don't get me wrong but it's like when he was gone it was hard to find someone to "replace" him...although it's hard to replace someone like Ozzie...the rest of this summer is going to suck with the possibilities of my hockey heroes retiering...

on another note the immaturity of some people is refu**ingdiculus (Spelling?) yeah are you seriously trying to tell me you've never been FUBARed and said something stupid...REALLY??? REALLY?? because i am 10000% sure noone is that perfect

it's tuesday and i already have the urge to down a 1/5 of jack and have no regrets about it...anyone with me on that?? anyone??

umm tomorrow...that is a bittersweet day...for sure....4 year anniversary of my friend Douglas's death from brain and stomach cancer the thing that still gets me is he was only 2 years older than me...that's what makes it so hard...he had so much to live for before his life was cut waaaaaaaaaaaaay to short by this dealy disease that i hope one day we can find a cure to...there isn't a day tha goes by that i don't think of him...i miss him so much...on the other friend it's my friend wes's birthday...he'll be 33....so yeah pretty bittersweet day full of emotions...i wish i didn't have to work tomorrow...oh well
Matador...  
#17 | 1164 days ago

coyotedances wrote:
Lynard Skynard at Anderson casino 9/3. Any other old hippies out there?

Simple Man lyrics
Songwriters: Van Zant, Ron; Rossington, Gary;

Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day

Oh, take your time don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
Go find a woman you'll find love
And don't forget son there is someone up above

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can? Oh yes, I will

Boy, don't you worry you'll find yourself
Follow your heart and nothing else
And you can do this, oh baby, if you try
All that I want for you my son is to be satisfied

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son if you can?

Baby be a simple, be a simple man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
I am a hippie at heart...
Matador...  
#18 | 1164 days ago

Buenos Dias Sh*theads!

The land of entrapment is boring.  Today, yesterday, tomorrow (or manana as we like to call it). 

Mike, you need to check out Shinedown's version of Simple Man.  You will be pleased.

Later.
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#19 | 1164 days ago





I've got tooooo much...time on my hands and its ticking away with my sanity!
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#20 | 1164 days ago

Hola Qpeeps

Just dropping by to let you know I'm still alive, I know you all have lost sleep wondering. Bobby is leading the league with RBI's and the second best batting average. Saturday evening he had a walk off single, which beat the only undefeated team left in the league. It's been pouring the rain all morning, another long day getting the fields ready to play by 6.  

Jot out...
#21 | 1164 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola Gente

So sneeze-a-palooza round 2 has begun. It doesn't help that someone has decided to drench themselves in perfume . I slept really good last night so I should be in a great mood but this impending cold is keeping me feeling blah!

Ash~I have been listening to that song all morning.
thanks.
#22 | 1164 days ago

Id hit it.
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#23 | 1164 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
just finding out rumors and with good probability that chris osgood might retire...that doesn't make me happy...he is my...i mean out goalie...he has been the most consistant and relieble thing in the red wings organization along with a few others...don't get me wrong but it's like when he was gone it was hard to find someone to "replace" him...although it's hard to replace someone like Ozzie...the rest of this summer is going to suck with the possibilities of my hockey heroes retiering...

on another note the immaturity of some people is refu**ingdiculus (Spelling?) yeah are you seriously trying to tell me you've never been FUBARed and said something stupid...REALLY??? REALLY?? because i am 10000% sure noone is that perfect

it's tuesday and i already have the urge to down a 1/5 of jack and have no regrets about it...anyone with me on that?? anyone??

umm tomorrow...that is a bittersweet day...for sure....4 year anniversary of my friend Douglas's death from brain and stomach cancer the thing that still gets me is he was only 2 years older than me...that's what makes it so hard...he had so much to live for before his life was cut waaaaaaaaaaaaay to short by this dealy disease that i hope one day we can find a cure to...there isn't a day tha goes by that i don't think of him...i miss him so much...on the other friend it's my friend wes's birthday...he'll be 33....so yeah pretty bittersweet day full of emotions...i wish i didn't have to work tomorrow...oh well
I'd argue that Lidstrom retiring would be bigger - and as a Hawks fan, I'm hoping he does.  That said, I think he comes back for one more season.  He played great last season and he's still good enough to garner consideration for the Norris Trophy. 

I'm down with the Jack, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow when Da Bulls play host to Miami again. 
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#24 | 1164 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
thanks.
You're welcome

Miss you Joe!
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#25 | 1164 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Hola Qpeeps

Just dropping by to let you know I'm still alive, I know you all have lost sleep wondering. Bobby is leading the league with RBI's and the second best batting average. Saturday evening he had a walk off single, which beat the only undefeated team left in the league. It's been pouring the rain all morning, another long day getting the fields ready to play by 6.  

Jot out...
wuddup?
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#26 | 1164 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola Gente

So sneeze-a-palooza round 2 has begun. It doesn't help that someone has decided to drench themselves in perfume . I slept really good last night so I should be in a great mood but this impending cold is keeping me feeling blah!

Ash~I have been listening to that song all morning.


God Bless U !  


#27 | 1164 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'd argue that Lidstrom retiring would be bigger - and as a Hawks fan, I'm hoping he does.  That said, I think he comes back for one more season.  He played great last season and he's still good enough to garner consideration for the Norris Trophy. 

I'm down with the Jack, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow when Da Bulls play host to Miami again. 
Both Ozzie & Lidstrom Retiering At The Same Time Would Be Bad...Thanks For Putting That Idea in my head jerk
Matador...  
#28 | 1164 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


God Bless U !  


Haha
Thank you Sid
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#29 | 1164 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola Gente

So sneeze-a-palooza round 2 has begun. It doesn't help that someone has decided to drench themselves in perfume . I slept really good last night so I should be in a great mood but this impending cold is keeping me feeling blah!

Ash~I have been listening to that song all morning.
i aim to please. Glad you liked it.
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#30 | 1164 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

(Edited by Sharp Square)
kobe_lova wrote:
i aim to please. Glad you liked it.


  is this the case all the time
#31 | 1164 days ago

HULL_17 wrote:
Both Ozzie & Lidstrom Retiering At The Same Time Would Be Bad...Thanks For Putting That Idea in my head jerk
My sources also tell me Draper is hanging up the skates. 

On a serious note, at least they didn't retire in their primes(if they do in fact retire).  When MJ retired back in 1993, I thought my life had ended.  Now that was devastating.
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#32 | 1164 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


  is this the case all the time
...
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#33 | 1164 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
My sources also tell me Draper is hanging up the skates. 

On a serious note, at least they didn't retire in their primes(if they do in fact retire).  When MJ retired back in 1993, I thought my life had ended.  Now that was devastating.
ahhhhh QUIT IT...& Yes...My Life Feels Like It's Ending WIth This Ok. 
Matador...  
#34 | 1164 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

kobe_lova wrote:
...


sometimes ,  silence is golden
#35 | 1164 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

Cali_Kat wrote:
Haha
Thank you Sid


You can thank me anytime
#36 | 1164 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


sometimes ,  silence is golden
whatever you like
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#37 | 1164 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


You can thank me anytime
Someone is a little frisky today! I like it
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#38 | 1164 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
So, I watched the first episode of the HBO series Game of Thrones yesterday.. I'm in
I might get the books on Kindle.  Didn't know it was a show, too.  

Good day, bitches.

Not too much to report, except that apparently I'm going on a camping trip in September with 4 homos, another girl and a straight dude (sounds like sitcom material to me ... take note, Chuck Lorre, for when Ashton bombs and you need new almost-funny fodder).  These are the same people who almost set my deck on fire trying to work the grill at my Big Gay BBQ last summer.  Now they'll have a fire pit and an entire forest to play with.  My name is NOT going down with the deposit.  

The other camping issue I'm having is where we're going.  My suggestion was the Poconos.  Someone is putting Camden, NJ on the ballot.  
Not familiar with Camden, NJ?  You can look it up if you'd like, but I think this little story sums it up best.  The last time I was down in the Camden area, I wanted to get a feel for the area by watching the local news stations, so I started flipping through the channels in my hotel room.

*Click*
"The murder..."
*Click*
"The murder..."
*Click*
"The murder..."
*Click*
"The body, dug up and raped and then re-murdered..."


Team Poconos.


Is it in you...  
#39 | 1164 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

janet011685 wrote:
I might get the books on Kindle.  Didn't know it was a show, too.  

Good day, bitches.

Not too much to report, except that apparently I'm going on a camping trip in September with 4 homos, another girl and a straight dude (sounds like sitcom material to me ... take note, Chuck Lorre, for when Ashton bombs and you need new almost-funny fodder).  These are the same people who almost set my deck on fire trying to work the grill at my Big Gay BBQ last summer.  Now they'll have a fire pit and an entire forest to play with.  My name is NOT going down with the deposit.  

The other camping issue I'm having is where we're going.  My suggestion was the Poconos.  Someone is putting Camden, NJ on the ballot.  
Not familiar with Camden, NJ?  You can look it up if you'd like, but I think this little story sums it up best.  The last time I was down in the Camden area, I wanted to get a feel for the area by watching the local news stations, so I started flipping through the channels in my hotel room.

*Click*
"The murder..."
*Click*
"The murder..."
*Click*
"The murder..."
*Click*
"The body, dug up and raped and then re-murdered..."


Team Poconos.




I vote for the Pine Barrens !     Would be great to hear another cool (and with that group hysterically funny) "Jersey Devil" story
#40 | 1164 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


I vote for the Pine Barrens !     Would be great to hear another cool (and with that group hysterically funny) "Jersey Devil" story
You would, you white devil.  How dare you, sir.






(I saw "devil" and wanted to call you that ... it doesn't have to make sense to be funny.)
Is it in you...  
#41 | 1164 days ago

Good afternoon

I had a fun-filled weekend and partied for several days straight with my closest friends, I should probably be in jail right now, but I am very fortunate to have the friends that I do. Now I need to get ready to go to tonight's game between the DBacks and Padres, my first MLB game of the season.

Have a good day all
#42 | 1164 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
The weekend from hell is finally over, NAU graduation weekend. We got our a$$es kicked, it was rec*ckulous busy. The people I hate that go to restaurants are the "bubble boys." The f**king a$$holes that come in when a restaurant is busy and claim "I am deathly allergic to _______, I can't have it on my food and it can't be cross contaminated with that item." Well guess what f**ktard, I don't care if you live or die and don't have time to babysit your order like an 8 year old in a room full of pedophiles. So get back in your f**king bubble, roll your a$$ back home and eat there. But my favorite moron that came in this weekend, they ordered our nachos with no tomatoes, onions, or jalapenos. They claimed that they were "allergic" to them, but they wanted salsa and guacamole with their nachos, both of which contain all 3 items that they are "allergic" to. How the f**k are you allergic to something in a sliced/diced state, but not when it is blended together and mixed into a sauce. Don't f**king lie, you may not want those items by themselves on your food, that is just f**king fine. I am not a f**king idiot and I know that you can't be allergic to them if you can eat them in salsa and guacamole. Remember a$$holes that when you go to a busy restaurant, you are not the only person there and when you make special request of the kitchen. You slow down the kitchen and not only does it take longer to get your food out, it also slows down everyone else in the restaurants food. What makes you think that you are so special or important that the entire restaurant has to wait on your special needs?

Now for the 40 year old moron. Yesterday afternoon this guy came in wanting a full refund on a keg he purchased from us. He claimed that the keg was flat and that their graduation party was ruined. Yet upon further inspection over half the keg had been drank and the reason that the keg was "flat" was because this moron and his friends didn't know how to put a tap on a keg properly. I don't get how you are 40+ and don't know how to tap a keg, it doesn't take a degree in physics to do. In fact I learned how to tap a keg by October of my freshman year in high school.

Well Dipsh!t Can't Tapakeg(that is his Indian name) was given nothing for his own stupidity, other than a class in keg tapping 101. If you are in need of lessons feel free to stop by The Lumberyard Brewing Company in Flagstaff AZ.

This last part was added to the rant to give it a "proper" ending to this rant and satisfy the desires of Leigh.


Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#43 | 1164 days ago

Tuesday... it begins...

Late softball game tonight, may be a rain out, that's ok, too. I signed on to ride the pine, what is the deal with the shortstop stuff? But anywho, I did turn a double play last game (woohoo) and made a cool 'save my sack' catch the game before. I think I could have made the throw to first had I not looked at the ball in my glove that was scootched up against  in my manhood area for a couple of extra seconds thinking 'wow, that coulda hurt'... 

I play the 'wedding singer' Saturday, other singer/guitarist had a mini-stroke or something, so I am on my own as far as the singing and geetar playing. Not sure if the guy is coming back, hope so. We may get a chick singer if he can't, apparently folks like eye candy 'cause the guys with chicks in the band are getting the bookings lately. Oh, we are playing the reception in a barn, but by the look of their website, it is a hoity toity barn, if that makes a difference. Personally, if you can still smell the horsesh*t, then maybe you shouldn't be so hoity toity. It should be fun though.

I hope that whatever coaster you are, it's all good your way. Later...


Beaneaters...  
#44 | 1164 days ago

Ladies and Gentlemen....  please  welcome Molly Therese to the Q
Good Morning...  
#45 | 1164 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
The weekend from hell is finally over, NAU graduation weekend. We got our a$$es kicked, it was rec*ckulous busy. The people I hate that go to restaurants are the "bubble boys." The f**king a$$holes that come in when a restaurant is busy and claim "I am deathly allergic to _______, I can't have it on my food and it can't be cross contaminated with that item." Well guess what f**ktard, I don't care if you live or die and don't have time to babysit your order like an 8 year old in a room full of pedophiles. So get back in your f**king bubble, roll your a$$ back home and eat there. But my favorite moron that came in this weekend, they ordered our nachos with no tomatoes, onions, or jalapenos. They claimed that they were "allergic" to them, but they wanted salsa and guacamole with their nachos, both of which contain all 3 items that they are "allergic" to. How the f**k are you allergic to something in a sliced/diced state, but not when it is blended together and mixed into a sauce. Don't f**king lie, you may not want those items by themselves on your food, that is just f**king fine. I am not a f**king idiot and I know that you can't be allergic to them if you can eat them in salsa and guacamole. Remember a$$holes that when you go to a busy restaurant, you are not the only person there and when you make special request of the kitchen. You slow down the kitchen and not only does it take longer to get your food out, it also slows down everyone else in the restaurants food. What makes you think that you are so special or important that the entire restaurant has to wait on your special needs?

Now for the 40 year old moron. Yesterday afternoon this guy came in wanting a full refund on a keg he purchased from us. He claimed that the keg was flat and that their graduation party was ruined. Yet upon further inspection over half the keg had been drank and the reason that the keg was "flat" was because this moron and his friends didn't know how to put a tap on a keg properly. I don't get how you are 40+ and don't know how to tap a keg, it doesn't take a degree in physics to do. In fact I learned how to tap a keg by October of my freshman year in high school.

Well Dipsh!t Can't Tapakeg(that is his Indian name) was given nothing for his own stupidity, other than a class in keg tapping 101. If you are in need of lessons feel free to stop by The Lumberyard Brewing Company in Flagstaff AZ.

This last part was added to the rant to give it a "proper" ending to this rant and satisfy the desires of Leigh.


Well done... taking notes on how ranting is done
Is it in you...  
#46 | 1164 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen....  please  welcome Molly Therese to the Q
Congrats
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#47 | 1164 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:
Well done... taking notes on how ranting is done
Thank you, I do what I can. That rant came way too easy, just remember that when you are ranting to include a lot of anger and a little sarcasm, the edited curse words are just a bonus.
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#48 | 1164 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Thank you, I do what I can. That rant came way too easy, just remember that when you are ranting to include a lot of anger and a little sarcasm, the edited curse words are just a bonus.
it was good, but it stopped too abruptly. i feel like part of it just fell off the earth. will you finish it, please? thanks.
Is it in you...  
#49 | 1164 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
it was good, but it stopped too abruptly. i feel like part of it just fell off the earth. will you finish it, please? thanks.
Were you wanting a big blockbuster hollywood type ending, where the guy gets the girl as armageddon be falls all around them? Maybe a broadway  musical type of ending where the whole cast is on stage singing and dancing? I believe that it is always best to leave them wanting more. But just for you I will complete my thoughts and give you the ending you desire.
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#50 | 1164 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Were you wanting a big blockbuster hollywood type ending, where the guy gets the girl as armageddon be falls all around them? Maybe a broadway  musical type of ending where the whole cast is on stage singing and dancing? I believe that it is always best to leave them wanting more. But just for you I will complete my thoughts and give you the ending you desire.
Youre such a c*ck tease.
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#51 | 1164 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
richard_cranium wrote:
Were you wanting a big blockbuster hollywood type ending, where the guy gets the girl as armageddon be falls all around them? Maybe a broadway  musical type of ending where the whole cast is on stage singing and dancing? I believe that it is always best to leave them wanting more. But just for you I will complete my thoughts and give you the ending you desire.
don't patronize me, bleeyotch. i get the wanting for more, but you straight up blue-balled us, "rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant  rant rant ra-" it's just not right. even a dot-dot-dot at the end would have been better. just saying. since you dropped it so coldly, you have left me unsatisfied and off looking for better rant.

thank you. official ruling: B-
Is it in you...  
#52 | 1164 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen....  please  welcome Molly Therese to the Q
 Congrats, spent Sunday afternoon with my daughters and g'babe, just real, real cool... 
Beaneaters...  
#53 | 1164 days ago

(Edited by Cactus_Jack)
richard_cranium wrote:
Were you wanting a big blockbuster hollywood type ending, where the guy gets the girl as armageddon be falls all around them? Maybe a broadway  musical type of ending where the whole cast is on stage singing and dancing? I believe that it is always best to leave them wanting more. But just for you I will complete my thoughts and give you the ending you desire.
I thought it was pretty good.  I could feel the anger.  You might want to add something about slapping his G*d d*mn eyes outta his head, rolling them around on the floor like marbles while you are skull f*cking him, or maybe b*tch slapping him so hard you make his f*cking teeth play follow the leader down his c*ck hole.

Just a thought.
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#54 | 1164 days ago
Sharp Square (sid) profile photo

WISAC1 wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen....  please  welcome Molly Therese to the Q


Congrats ! 
#55 | 1164 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I thought it was pretty good.  I could feel the anger.  You might want to add something about slapping his G*d d*mn eyes outta his head, rolling them around on the floor like marbles while you are skull f*cking him, or maybe b*tch slapping him so hard you make his f*cking teeth play follow the leader down his c*ck hole.

Just a thought.
Jesus..i need to step up my game a little..that was brilliant.
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#56 | 1164 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Jesus..i need to step up my game a little..that was brilliant.
I'm kinda like Ralphie's dad on "A Christmas Story".  I am an artist, and my medium is cuss words.
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#57 | 1164 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen....  please  welcome Molly Therese to the Q
Congratulations!!!!
Matador...  
#58 | 1164 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I'm kinda like Ralphie's dad on "A Christmas Story".  I am an artist, and my medium is cuss words.
Knocking someone's teeth into their urinary tract.....You're like Monet.
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#59 | 1164 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Knocking someone's teeth into their urinary tract.....You're like Monet.
He's like the artist who made this?


I think not.
Beaneaters...  
#60 | 1164 days ago

kteacher wrote:
He's like the artist who made this?


I think not.
Youre right...that painting is d*ck.  He's more like Manet. 
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#61 | 1164 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Youre right...that painting is d*ck.  He's more like Manet. 
Is it in you...  
#62 | 1164 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Youre right...that painting is d*ck.  He's more like Manet. 
THIS.



Win.
Beaneaters...  
#63 | 1164 days ago

kteacher wrote:
THIS.



Win.
That painting is "winning". 

Is that a cat going d*wn on a suicide victim?!?!?
Nice.
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#64 | 1164 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
That painting is "winning". 

Is that a cat going d*wn on a suicide victim?!?!?
Nice.
How do you know it's not a squirrel or ferret?
Beaneaters...  
#65 | 1164 days ago

kteacher wrote:
How do you know it's not a squirrel or ferret?
Look at how its draped over his thigh...thats too much animal to be a ferret or squirrel.
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#66 | 1164 days ago

MY PHONE IS CHARGING!! IT'S ALIVE....IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Is it in you...  
#67 | 1164 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
So, I watched the first episode of the HBO series Game of Thrones yesterday.. I'm in
I have a HUGE crush on Sean Bean.

In other news, my sister just left me a voicemail.  She insists on letting me know "this is your sister....Linda....," as if I didn't know who it was when I screened the damn phone call.  She also insists on giving me a rundown of the weather every time we talk, as if I didn't just spend the day going outside or looking out the window.  Thank you, Captain Obvious.  I have to be in the mood to talk to my family.  And I'm just not in the mood most of the time. 
I now have two sneezing cats, although the cat who was sneezing first seems to be sneezing less, thank God. 
Did y'all see where that lady ran over her daughter in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Sandusky, OH?  She said she just wanted to drive by her daughter and smack her upside her head.  Instead, she ran over the girl's foot and sent her flying.  Smooth, mom.  Just smooth.
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#68 | 1164 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
MY PHONE IS CHARGING!! IT'S ALIVE....IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#69 | 1164 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
I have a HUGE crush on Sean Bean.

In other news, my sister just left me a voicemail.  She insists on letting me know "this is your sister....Linda....," as if I didn't know who it was when I screened the damn phone call.  She also insists on giving me a rundown of the weather every time we talk, as if I didn't just spend the day going outside or looking out the window.  Thank you, Captain Obvious.  I have to be in the mood to talk to my family.  And I'm just not in the mood most of the time. 
I now have two sneezing cats, although the cat who was sneezing first seems to be sneezing less, thank God. 
Did y'all see where that lady ran over her daughter in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Sandusky, OH?  She said she just wanted to drive by her daughter and smack her upside her head.  Instead, she ran over the girl's foot and sent her flying.  Smooth, mom.  Just smooth.
Boromir is all sexy.
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#70 | 1164 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
ew.
Is it in you...  
#71 | 1164 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ew.
Its Alive...right?  No? Wrong movie?
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#72 | 1164 days ago

kteacher wrote:
 Morning Hottie Pants and Others!

About 4 in morning I heard a boom. Look out my bedroom window and see that my neighbor went drunk-tard bicycle riding again. At least this time he ran into his own home---NO, I didn't see if he was OK. Last time he ran into my home and caused a "hissing" gas leak.  Drunk-tard Biker. FYI---just looked out my window, and I spotted a dollar in the driveway. If it wasn't raining, I'd go get it....hoping for more.

Speaking of rain----------->GO AWAY PLEASE!!!! Do you (the rain) have no pity for us teachers. Do you (the rain again) not know the damage done by being stuck in a room with almost 30 kids for 6 hours and only one measly 30 minute lunch? STOP. IT. NOW.

In other news-----------looks like Arrrrnold was servicing the staff in his home and produced a child-------10 years ago. And only NOW he feels the need to share the news with his wife. And the terminator's love baby's mama just retired working for the family in January. How considerate of him to wait till now to share the news. Jerk. Hole. What is worse? Your husband producing a child with another women or your husband producing another child with your house staff and keeping it a secret while she was still employed? 

I'm told Mr. Stewart pawned Mr. O'Reilly last night in a debate. I haven't seen it but plan to after work today. 

And just because he's so lickable-----------------THOR!!!


Have a great day and don't forget to carry your "hammmm mmmmerrrrr"!
Whatup?
     Looks like yooze guyzzz have been busy in my time of absence, good job. I have to agree with the Beckster on Thor. I thought the movie was quite likable too. The special effects & the fight scenes were...What?...I thought that was a "typo"...I know she can spell,  she's a teacher...Oh, uh,  ...
*originalcrash78 would like to officially scratch the previous paragraph from the Filter Error records. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.*
     How 'bout them Astros? (Whew!) Didn't get to express my total happiness about the sale yesterday. Duty called, you know. (he said "dootie") It's gonna take a while for Mr. Crain to clean up the ol' Juice Box, but we are in the "Honeymoon" stage of the relationship so I won't even worry about that now. Just hope the guy has the fans best interest at heart. H-Town deserves a winner. DIDJA  HEAR  THAT  KUBIAK??    Anyway, I'll get back later. My feet hurt, I'm thirsty, and basketball starts in an hour...
Matador...  
#73 | 1164 days ago

One of my best friends is in the hospital with an infection. He has cancer and a procedure he had to treat it caused the infection. Making things worse is that he's my Indy 500 partner and he can't go now (although of course the priority is him getting better). Luckily, Jon formally of the Q is going with us (well, now just me), so I can still go. We just spent the last hour changing the plans around so it's feasible. Cost me over $300 changing flights. Yes, this race is that important to me, and believe me, I need the distraction.

With that, we might as well continue. The 95th running of the Indianapolis 500, its centennial celebration, is in 12 days.

I'm going to go drink now.
#74 | 1164 days ago

The Clippers just proved themselves the dumbest team in sports history again.

They traded what became the #1 overall pick + Baron Davis for two moderate role players to the Cavs.

Good luck to Cleveland with the #1 and #4th overall picks.
#75 | 1164 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
 I haven't been social at all recently...lots of stuff going on; some good some bad. The bad isn't worth discussing.

The good though..
- My mom just sent the forms yesterday for me to fill out and get on the Native American Registry. I don't know why this excites me, but it does.
- My hubby was supposed to be gone for upwards of two weeks. Five days after he left I got a text asking me to come pick him up at the docks. Yay!!
- My bills are all paid, my car is full of gas, and I still have spending money. Whooping hoof!
- Dell Financial is no longer allowed to withdraw $$ from my account. (Long story, with a happy ending)
- I feel really stupid about something that's been going on recently, but it's a good kind of stupid. I'll refrain from elaborating.

I'm feelin a little goofy today....

P!nk - Bad Influence
Alright sir, sure, I'll have another one, it's early
Three olives, shake it up, I like it dirty
Tequila for my friend, it makes her flirty

Trust me, I'm the instigator of underwear
Showing up here and there, uh, oh (oh no)
I'm always on a mission from the get go

So what if it's only one o'clock in the afternoon?
It's never too soon to send out all the invitations
To the last night of your life

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy
I can't help it, I like to party
It's genetic, it's electrifying

Wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops, nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you

You and you and you and you and you
And you and you and you and you and you
And you and you and you and you and you

Alright, man, calm down
I know your son said he was at my house
He was the captain of the football team but I turned him out
He wasn't the first and he won't be the last
So tone it down, this happens all the time

I'm the story, the tale, the alibi
They wanna go home, I ask them, why?
It's daylight, not night
I might need a break from all the real life
(Get a life)

Gets to be too much sometimes
It's never too late to send out all the invitations
To the last night of your life

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy 
I can't help it, I like to party
It's genetic, it's electrifying
{rest of the chorus}

I'm off to see the doctor
I hope she has a cure
I hope she makes me better
What does that even mean? We don't know

{Chorus x 3+}

Don't forget to wish Scott a Happy Birthday!!

Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#76 | 1164 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Where is the defense in the Tampa Bay/Boston game?
Rawr rawr, like a dungeon dragon...  
#77 | 1164 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
Cali_Kat wrote:
Congrats

oops, this post was supposed to congratulate Pete for that gorgeous baby I got confused with all those replies with the picture.
 

#78 | 1163 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen....  please  welcome Molly Therese to the Q
You don't look at all like Matthau (which is great cause...well, you know. and I'm still going to call you that) but I totally want you to be my granddad now.

How much did she weigh?
Retarded? What if Jerry Lewis heard you talkin' like that?...  
#79 | 1163 days ago

Another one of my friends got married last night, had too much too drink and nothing to eat as they ran out of food when we arrived. BTW it was Lord Buddha's birthday.
There once was a woman from Hunt...  
#80 | 1163 days ago

Christi - I'm like that.  I have to be in the right kind of mood to talk to my family.  Then, usually, when I am in the right kind of mood, talking to certain members puts me in the wrong kind of mood.  (My mother seems to think I need to hear about her housekeeper's sister's daughter's daughter who is 12 and needs a babysitter, while my daughter babysits) Meh.

In other news, a 2 year old boy was run over by a vehicle owned by a relative ON HIS FRONT LAWN.  The boy died.

With all the wildfires in Alberta, most of an entire town was burned down.  The town is 300 kms away from us and the smoke is choking us.  My daughter missed school today because she just can't breathe.  Yesterday, two morons were burning brush 1/4 km from my house and somehow managed to explode a hydro transformer.  It caused THREE more to also explode and started a bigger brush fire.  Luckily, they were able to put the fire out before it spread, but it took Hydro 10 hours to replace the transformers, and it was the hottest day of the year so far, in the 80's.  Thankfully, I left for work shortly after the fire was out, and because my fridge and freezer remained closed up, we didn't lose any food.  Miracle.

I am so impressed with the dealership where I bought my truck.  They have literally bent over backwards making sure I am satisfied with every little thing.  I'm not rich, so I've had to get some of my upgrades one at a time.  I now have a box liner, rails and tailgate protector, hood deflector, upgraded floor mats and mud flaps, and will be getting my locking tailgate and tonneau cover in the next week or so.  They have fit me in for installations at MY schedule, understanding I work two jobs and can't always "make an appointment" to do things.  They so totally get my life.

I love "The Voice".  I would download almost every "battle song".
#81 | 1163 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
One of my best friends is in the hospital with an infection. He has cancer and a procedure he had to treat it caused the infection. Making things worse is that he's my Indy 500 partner and he can't go now (although of course the priority is him getting better). Luckily, Jon formally of the Q is going with us (well, now just me), so I can still go. We just spent the last hour changing the plans around so it's feasible. Cost me over $300 changing flights. Yes, this race is that important to me, and believe me, I need the distraction.

With that, we might as well continue. The 95th running of the Indianapolis 500, its centennial celebration, is in 12 days.

I'm going to go drink now.
I'm really sorry to hear that.  Please give Jack my best.  I know the race means a ton to both of you, but as you said, his health is most important.  You'll still have a great time, I know it.  I'll be thinking of you guys as we camp and golf.
#82 | 1163 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You don't look at all like Matthau (which is great cause...well, you know. and I'm still going to call you that) but I totally want you to be my granddad now.

How much did she weigh?
6 lb 1 oz 20 inches. she's now 5 weeks old.
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