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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


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#4 | 734 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

(Edited by NorseHeathen)
Anyone that honestly believes the rapture begins Saturday, CONTACT ME!

I will give you my full name and address so you can mail me all the money in your bank accounts, and sign over the rights to any personal belongings you may own.  If you protest when I come to pick them up, I will ignore you because you're really not there and I will rationalize it as a residual haunting.....

Basically what I'm saying, is put up or shut-up....
  
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#1 | 734 days ago
John_Daly (+)

I have contracted the cold virus. I am not happy. Good thing its friday so I can spend my weekend recuperating.  Meh.
#2 | 734 days ago

Sorry to hear that you are ill...germs, germs germs everywhere
#3 | 734 days ago

This is the end.. My only friend, the end..
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say goodbye to those who will be raptured on judgement day tomorrow.  I am organizing a counter attack to the impending zombie apocalypse, so if you are one of the fellow heathens left behind, you are more than welcome to come join in the crusades.
But I have a hockey tournament starting this weekend, so I'm really not gonna be doing much until maybe sunday night, but more realistically Monday.

to Jason Giambi and his 3 homer game last night lifting the Rockies to victory
to Jamie McCourt being a c*nt and doing everything she can to ruin one of the most storied franchises in all of sport
to Tyler Hamilton allegedly ratting out Lance Armstrong.. snitches get stitches
to the Clemson and Davidson baseball teams for the best rain delay entertainment ever

It's been real

When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just putting on the ritz

Our God is an awesome God

There's thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fists

Our God is an awesome God

The Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
And it wasn't for no reason
That He shed His blood
His return is very close
So you better be believing that
Our God is an awesome God

Chorus:
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from Heaven above
With wisdom power and love
Our God is an awesome God

And when the sky was starless
In the void of the night

Our God is an awesome God

He spoke into the darkness
And created the light

Our God is an awesome God

Judgment and wrath
He poured out on the Sodom
Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross
I hope that you have not
Too quickly forgotten that
Our God is an awesome God

chorus (3x)

Our God is an awesome God (4x)
Goodbye!...  
#4 | 734 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

(Edited by NorseHeathen)
Anyone that honestly believes the rapture begins Saturday, CONTACT ME!

I will give you my full name and address so you can mail me all the money in your bank accounts, and sign over the rights to any personal belongings you may own.  If you protest when I come to pick them up, I will ignore you because you're really not there and I will rationalize it as a residual haunting.....

Basically what I'm saying, is put up or shut-up....
#5 | 734 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
 Hey.

I think my brain is trying to force it's way out of my right eye, and something is trying to help it by squeezing my head together just above my ears. I'm hoping to attack these Fers with coffee and if that doesn't work..........I am likely to do all sorts of stuff.

My fingers are NOT cooperating very well right now, so I'll just share some pics.

First-------- BAiley in my classroom


And more Thor............


Hope you all have great days with no aches in the head. 
Shots!...  
#6 | 734 days ago

 Time to work for 8-ish hours, then time to teach a youngster how to drink. If you can't handle all the savings and estates being signed over to you Norse, I will happily help you out.
Goodbye!...  
#7 | 734 days ago

i didn't even hear about this rapture thing until i read stoney's post. so if ignorance = bliss (77 = 56) and 756 is my most feared number, and you take away the extra 7 (or the seven deadly sins), then i should be saved right?

y'all are so screwed. nice knowing you.

it's the end of the world - rem
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine... 
#8 | 734 days ago

(Edited by originalcrash78)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
This is the end.. My only friend, the end..
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say goodbye to those who will be raptured on judgement day tomorrow.  I am organizing a counter attack to the impending zombie apocalypse, so if you are one of the fellow heathens left behind, you are more than welcome to come join in the crusades.
But I have a hockey tournament starting this weekend, so I'm really not gonna be doing much until maybe sunday night, but more realistically Monday.

to Jason Giambi and his 3 homer game last night lifting the Rockies to victory
to Jamie McCourt being a c*nt and doing everything she can to ruin one of the most storied franchises in all of sport
to Tyler Hamilton allegedly ratting out Lance Armstrong.. snitches get stitches
to the Clemson and Davidson baseball teams for the best rain delay entertainment ever

It's been real

When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just putting on the ritz

Our God is an awesome God

There's thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fists

Our God is an awesome God

The Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
And it wasn't for no reason
That He shed His blood
His return is very close
So you better be believing that
Our God is an awesome God

Chorus:
Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from Heaven above
With wisdom power and love
Our God is an awesome God

And when the sky was starless
In the void of the night

Our God is an awesome God

He spoke into the darkness
And created the light

Our God is an awesome God

Judgment and wrath
He poured out on the Sodom
Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross
I hope that you have not
Too quickly forgotten that
Our God is an awesome God

chorus (3x)

Our God is an awesome God (4x)
Stoney, since the world is coming to an end, I've decided to...
- stiff that rude little Girl Scout for the seven bucks I owe her for those two boxes of Thin Mints...
- go ahead and buy that "bootlegged copy of "X-Men: First Class (I REALLY wanted to see it)...
- cancel the contracts I put out on Rush Limbaugh, Amy Winehouse, and Mel Gibson...
- leave the jeep dirty. What's the point? and...
- eat all the f*ckin bacon I want to between now and 5pm CST tomorrow...
Thank you all. The therapy was a success!!  I think I'm cured. Just in case this is all bulls*it
Whatup?
     The weekend is finally upon us and I have to do Defensive Driving tomorrow. (boring) There is a long list of the things I would rather be doing, but you know, sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and keep going. I actually watched the game last night between the Thunder & Mavs and I thought it was about a "six" until the dunk Kevin Durrant (Texas ex, btw) had over Tyson "damn, how many posters am I gonna be dunked on?" Chandler. AWE-SOME that made it a "seven & a half". Gonna whip out the pit on Sunday (if, well you know) and grill my not quite famous (yet) "Fifteen Dollar Chicken Breast Sandwiches" It's been a while, and I need to step up my game for summertime...
     Have a good weekend everybody.  It's not how much time you live, as much as how much you live during the time.
Shots!...  
#9 | 734 days ago



So, where the heck is Jason anyhow?
#10 | 734 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i didn't even hear about this rapture thing until i read stoney's post. so if ignorance = bliss (77 = 56) and 756 is my most feared number, and you take away the extra 7 (or the seven deadly sins), then i should be saved right?

y'all are so screwed. nice knowing you.

it's the end of the world - rem
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing!
Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine... 
Hey I was going to post that song today because of the impending doom!! Thanks a lot jerk.......Ah f*ck it I'll do it anyways

It's The End Of The World---R.E.M

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn. World serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux, speed, grunt no, strength, the Ladder structure clatter with fear, fight, down height. Wire in a fire, representing seven games and a government for hire and a combat site. left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered, crop. Look at that low playing! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population common food but it'll do, Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed, dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Lock it in uniform and book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.Light a candle, light a motive. step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear- cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

(chorus)
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
(it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
it's time I had some time alone)
I feel fine

It's the end of the world as we know it
(it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
(it's time I had some time alone)

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide.Mountains sit in a line. Leonard Bernstein, Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right

It's the end of the world as we know it
(it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
(it's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
(it's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it
(it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
(it's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it
(it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
(it's time I had some time alone)
(fade)
Shots!...  
#11 | 734 days ago

As far as the rapture tomorrow, it's just not a good time for me. If I go I would rather wait until about 10 or 10:30 am, Saturday is one of the few days I get to sleep in. If I am one that stays, I need for it to be before 1 pm, I am traveling around then and the last thing I want to do is dodge a bunch of unmanned automobiles running about 70 mph. I certainly hope they reschedule it for December 2012, I can work with that.
Goodbye!...  
#12 | 734 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Beaneaters wrote:
As far as the rapture tomorrow, it's just not a good time for me. If I go I would rather wait until about 10 or 10:30 am, Saturday is one of the few days I get to sleep in. If I am one that stays, I need for it to be before 1 pm, I am traveling around then and the last thing I want to do is dodge a bunch of unmanned automobiles running about 70 mph. I certainly hope they reschedule it for December 2012, I can work with that.
It would work out better for me if they would have this rapture on a Saturday I have to work, preferably before I wake up early to go to work. I don't want to have to make the long drive. Maybe postpone it until next weekend, nope scratch that because it's a 3 day holiday weekend. How about February, maybe after the Super Bowl. There's not much going on that time of the year anyways.


Oh what the hell do I care. It's not like I'm going to be raptured anyways!
Shots!...  
#13 | 734 days ago

Its Frday and its raining- goddamn RAIN - rained all damn week.


Livin' It Up (Friday Night)

Up in the morning at six o'clock
Head for the city
Turn on the music, the radio
Nobody's hurrying

Day after day
Slaving away, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Punching the time
I'm late again
Sneak in the back way

I count the hours, minutes too
So glad it's Friday

Jump in my ride
It's Friday night
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[CHORUS]
Livin' it up, livin' it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night
Livin' it up, livin' it up at last
Living it up, livin' it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night
Livin' it up, livin' it up at last

Only on a Friday
Never on a Sunday
Never on a Monday

Same situation every day
Some kind of voodoo
Same complications
Stand in the way
Nowhere to run to

My mind is dreaming
I'm somewhere else
Can't seem to shake it
I miss the feeling
Having fun
No way to fake it

Jump in my ride
It's Friday night
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Repeat CHORUS]

Living it up
Living it up, oh, yeah
Living it up
Living it up at last

Living it up
Living it up, oh, yeah
Living it up
Living it up at last

[Repeat CHORUS]

Living it up, living it up
Oh, yeah, Friday night
Shots!...  
#14 | 734 days ago

Good Day, fellow IQ'ers!

I returned home to my bed at 1:30am this morning and had to be at work at 9am!   That's right, you heard me!  I HAD TO WORK TODAY!  I tried getting the day off, 3 weeks ago, when iI booked my trip, but, was DENIED!!  

I sure did miss not being on here as much as usual and reading all of your crazy a$$ mularky  :)

I will post some pics of my trip whenever I can find some time.......my next day off isn't until next Friday and with softball 2x a week, not much time for myself to be had.

Hope everyone is doing as well as can be and that YOUR sports teams aren't driving you CRAZY!

GO BULLS!!!
Shots!...  
#15 | 734 days ago




REPENT!
#16 | 734 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:



REPENT!
No.
Shots!...  
#17 | 734 days ago

Rapture?!?!?  I had to look up what all of this rapture crap is all about.

ok.....yeah.....these tools also predicted this back in 1994!



RAPTURE by BLONDIE

"Rapture"

Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotised
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture

Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack

Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up! 


Shots!...  
#18 | 734 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:



REPENT!
 
Shots!...  
#19 | 734 days ago

Good Morning, Everybodee!

Ok, so, a couple of days ago, I printed out some fliers (basically stating the music classes are being cut due to not enough people signing up, according to administration.  I encouraged students who signed up to contact their counselors, or having their parents contacting the counselors.)     I had a couple of band students put the fliers up all over school.

Well, now the flyers are all pulled down, the band director was called into a meeting this morning regarding them.  I think the extent of the conversation was that they were slanderous to the administration.  (I am not a lawyer, but isn't that what is happening?  I am only encouraging students to communicate with their counselors to make sure they are getting what they want.  Not to go blindly into their future.)

Well, now I am waiting for a call from the principal.  I hope she doesn't send a letter home to my parents.
Hello!...  
#20 | 734 days ago

Afternoon Q'rs, I have never been so happy to see Friday as I am today...(rapture this*&*&^).....I would get left behind anyhow, since I have been basking in my evilness for a few days now...=)........I was involved in a minor fender bender a few days ago, and I have to ask, Is it Moronic May? or something.....bimbette was not only talking on the phone, buuut she was applying makeup....I get out of my jeep and walk towards her vehicle just shaking my head.....when she got out I asked her if she could possibly of woken up 15 minutes earlier to do her face....she looked at me shocked (I think she thought I was nice)...she stammered something  and i thought about slapping her..(shocking)...thought the  slap would feel good or at least make me feel better, but i didn't, anyhow I was late for work and I hate that.....it's raining...YEAH!!!!!!

I hope you all have a great weekend....a couple of my favorite sounds are a switchblade and motorcycles

PEACE
Hello!...  
#21 | 734 days ago

WAIT! So, the rapture is only for certain people? That's discrimination. Who decided this?
#22 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
WAIT! So, the rapture is only for certain people? That's discrimination. Who decided this?
Are saying that god is racist?
Shots!...  
#23 | 734 days ago

RIP Macho Man Randy Savage
Goodbye!...  
#24 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
WAIT! So, the rapture is only for certain people? That's discrimination. Who decided this?
Is that a serious question? Your lack of Rapture knowledge is disappointing
Goodbye!...  
#25 | 734 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
RIP Macho Man Randy Savage
#26 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
WAIT! So, the rapture is only for certain people? That's discrimination. Who decided this?
Well, actually, it's kinda an Opt-In choice.
Hello!...  
#27 | 734 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Is that a serious question? Your lack of Rapture knowledge is disappointing
I expected this response from you, but answer me first.
#28 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
WAIT! So, the rapture is only for certain people? That's discrimination. Who decided this?
The Atheist's!??? 

The Church Lady??  
Shots!...  
#29 | 734 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
RIP Macho Man Randy Savage

Ooooh Yeeeah!!
Shots!...  
#30 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I expected this response from you, but answer me first.
God chooses who gets raptured and taken to heaven while the rest of the mortal world begins the process of ending over the next several months but it can all be avoided if the people left behind accept the help of a cyborg assassin sent back in time to kill Sarah Connors, a dwarf, a homosexual elf, three deformed midgets and Viggo Mortenson to throw a ring into the fiery depths of mordor to prevent the tectonic plates from disintegrating and therefore ending all love on the planet earth
Goodbye!...  
#31 | 734 days ago

there's a regular in this poll who just learned that "to be raptured" is a good thing. i won't tell you who it is.
#32 | 734 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
there's a regular in this poll who just learned that "to be raptured" is a good thing. i won't tell you who it is.
I expected you to have their avatar picture included in your post. Thanks for disappointing me
Shots!...  
#33 | 734 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
RIP Macho Man Randy Savage

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!

Damn damn damn!! I loved the Macho Man!

Goodbye!...  
#34 | 734 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
God chooses who gets raptured and taken to heaven while the rest of the mortal world begins the process of ending over the next several months but it can all be avoided if the people left behind accept the help of a cyborg assassin sent back in time to kill Sarah Connors, a dwarf, a homosexual elf, three deformed midgets and Viggo Mortenson to throw a ring into the fiery depths of mordor to prevent the tectonic plates from disintegrating and therefore ending all love on the planet earth
So, picking and choosing...that seems very UN-God loves us all. Rudeness. I don't expect to meet the criterion. Anyway, someone can go ahead and pencil me in Team Eric. Thanks.




(you)
#35 | 734 days ago

 I've had this song stuck in my head all day because of all the damn rapture jokes...

Till The World Ends - Britney Spears

This kitten got your tongue tied in knots I see 
Spit it out cuz im dying for company 
I notice that you got it 
You notice that I want it 
You know that I can take it to the next level ba-by! 
If you want this cupcake 
Sicker than the remix 
Baby let me blow your mind tonight 
 
I cant take it take it take no more 
Never felt like felt like this before 
C'mon get me get me on the floor 
DJ whatcha whatcha waitin' for!? 

WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH... 
 
Watch me move when I lose when I lose it hard 
Get you off with a touch dancin' in the dark 
You notice what I'm wearing 
I'm noticing your staring 
You know that I can take it to the next level baby 
Hotter than the A-list 
Next one on my hit list 
Baby let me blow your mind tonight! 

I can't take it take it take no more 
Never felt like felt like this before 
C'mon get me get me on the floor 
DJ whatcha whatcha waitin' for. 

WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH.. 
 
See the sunlight 
We aint stoppin' 
Keep on dancing till the world ends 
If you feel it let it happen 
Keep on dancing till the world ends 
Keep on daancing till the world ends 
Keep on daancing till the world ends 

WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH... 

See the sunlight 
We aint stoppin' 
Keep on dancing till the world ends 
If you feel it let it happen 
Keep on dancing till the world ends
#36 | 734 days ago

The rapture-ah yes.  The first rapture scared my ex-husbands family into making us get married (long story) back in Sept of 88.
No man will know.  or something like that....Tomorrow is the wedding that shouldn't be so this rapture thing may just be the ticket..

Tonight it  is bacholorette party time.  We already began with Tequila Sunrises over lunch.  The honeymoon is in Cancun, so
all things tequilla tonight  
Comedian Katrina Brown
Just a word of precaution: Because not all of us know our co-worker's inner minds, if someone offers you Kool-Aid in the next 24-48 hours? Don't drink it.          

 
Shots!...  
#37 | 734 days ago

This just in for all you non-heathens:
Q: If I'm Raptured, what will happen to my pets?
A: Probably nothing good. However, a business called
Eternal Earthbound Pets run by "confirmed atheists" offers to save pets left behind and ensure their care in 26 states. It lists a fee of $135 for a single pet ($20 each for additional pets), but has raised rates due to "increased activity associated with the May 21, 2011 Rapture." Pets are limited to dogs, cats, birds rabbits and small caged mammals in most states. Four states can accommodate horses, camels, llamas and donkeys. Remember pets allegedly Have no souls.....

Read more: http://www.gaterrocks.com/pages/bigrig.html?article=8602532#ixzz1MvBexFZV
 
Shots!...  
#38 | 734 days ago

(Edited by WISAC1)
NorseHeathen wrote:
Anyone that honestly believes the rapture begins Saturday, CONTACT ME!

I will give you my full name and address so you can mail me all the money in your bank accounts, and sign over the rights to any personal belongings you may own.  If you protest when I come to pick them up, I will ignore you because you're really not there and I will rationalize it as a residual haunting.....

Basically what I'm saying, is put up or shut-up....
i think you forgot a letter.  add "C".  now you have CRAP(ture)   which is what those idiots are full of.  but hey, it's friday...LETS PARTY.
Shots!...  
#39 | 734 days ago

The world doesn't end tomorrow, sorry to break the news, but the bills will still be due at the 1st of the month.
#40 | 734 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

(Edited by NorseHeathen)
WISAC1 wrote:
i think you forgot a letter.  add "C".  now you have CRAP(ture)   which is what those idiots are full of.  but hey, it's friday...LETS PARTY.
LOL.....see my new poll.  It's an 'evolution' of a post I made in facebook.....

www.faniq.com/poll_results.php
#41 | 734 days ago

Good day bitches.

Some idiot on the radio this morning kept calling it "The Rupture", which made me giggle.

So, ok, I'm a little worried about this camping trip we have planned for the fall.  I haven't been camping in many, many years, but I DO remember it being like a completely different world.  There's a weird demographic that camps regularly (and you can tell that they're ALL regulars and I'm, well, not).  
The last time I went camping, I think I was the only girl there without bleach blonde hair with 5 inches of roots showing.  And 3 cans' worth of AquaNet in there to hold it steady during rafting expeditions.  Every woman there looked like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, complete with leather vest and Lee Press-On nails.  I believe that I was also, apparently, the only chick there who visits the dentist regularly.  Not ONE straight tooth on the whole campground.  It was like looking at a picket fence after a hurricane every time any of them smiled.  
Plus, see, I've watched too damn many horror movies to be comfortable camping.  I always think there's either some masked killer lurking behind every tree, bush, and cabin or that the locals are gonna be some backwoods, The Hills Have Eyes, inbred cornholers who just love "city folk" like myself.  

Granted, this campsite is like 40 minutes away from my house, you know, 3 blocks from the ShopRite.  But still.  In my head, it's dangerous out there. 



Hello!...  
#42 | 734 days ago

Oh no! An Oreo cookie sunk to the bottom of my glass of milk
Goodbye!...  
#43 | 734 days ago

coyotedances wrote:
Oh no! An Oreo cookie sunk to the bottom of my glass of milk
At least you'll have a nice surprise once you finish the milk.

(get a spoon, mmm)
Hello!...  
#44 | 734 days ago

Hola gente!

So I come in here in all I see is Rapture...blah blah blah....Ugh!  Anyways, yay its Friday! Time to drink and have fun.

Ash~ Sorry about not coming back to Sparta! Had to do something....

Anyways all you heathens enjoy the weekend since I am pretty sure none of us will be raptured
Shots!...  
#45 | 734 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
don't be sad.  he got RAPTURED a little early. 
gramps sends you a hug
Shots!...  
#46 | 734 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola gente!

So I come in here in all I see is Rapture...blah blah blah....Ugh!  Anyways, yay its Friday! Time to drink and have fun.

Ash~ Sorry about not coming back to Sparta! Had to do something....

Anyways all you heathens enjoy the weekend since I am pretty sure none of us will be raptured
"Anyways all you heathens enjoy the weekend since I am pretty sure none of us will be raptured "

Pretty sure?  Wherein lies the doubt?  
Hello!...  
#47 | 734 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
This just in for all you non-heathens:
Q: If I'm Raptured, what will happen to my pets?
A: Probably nothing good. However, a business called
Eternal Earthbound Pets run by "confirmed atheists" offers to save pets left behind and ensure their care in 26 states. It lists a fee of $135 for a single pet ($20 each for additional pets), but has raised rates due to "increased activity associated with the May 21, 2011 Rapture." Pets are limited to dogs, cats, birds rabbits and small caged mammals in most states. Four states can accommodate horses, camels, llamas and donkeys. Remember pets allegedly Have no souls.....

Read more: http://www.gaterrocks.com/pages/bigrig.html?article=8602532#ixzz1MvBexFZV
 
I heard about that. I figure it's just a way to stockpile food for those left behind.
Shots!...  
#48 | 734 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day bitches.

Some idiot on the radio this morning kept calling it "The Rupture", which made me giggle.

So, ok, I'm a little worried about this camping trip we have planned for the fall.  I haven't been camping in many, many years, but I DO remember it being like a completely different world.  There's a weird demographic that camps regularly (and you can tell that they're ALL regulars and I'm, well, not).  
The last time I went camping, I think I was the only girl there without bleach blonde hair with 5 inches of roots showing.  And 3 cans' worth of AquaNet in there to hold it steady during rafting expeditions.  Every woman there looked like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, complete with leather vest and Lee Press-On nails.  I believe that I was also, apparently, the only chick there who visits the dentist regularly.  Not ONE straight tooth on the whole campground.  It was like looking at a picket fence after a hurricane every time any of them smiled.  
Plus, see, I've watched too damn many horror movies to be comfortable camping.  I always think there's either some masked killer lurking behind every tree, bush, and cabin or that the locals are gonna be some backwoods, The Hills Have Eyes, inbred cornholers who just love "city folk" like myself.  

Granted, this campsite is like 40 minutes away from my house, you know, 3 blocks from the ShopRite.  But still.  In my head, it's dangerous out there. 



Where on earth have you been camping? Please let us know so that we can go the other way.
Hello!...  
#49 | 734 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
Hola gente!

So I come in here in all I see is Rapture...blah blah blah....Ugh!  Anyways, yay its Friday! Time to drink and have fun.

Ash~ Sorry about not coming back to Sparta! Had to do something....

Anyways all you heathens enjoy the weekend since I am pretty sure none of us will be raptured
Ah Kat...... take heart.

Being raptured can be a prolonged experience with supple touches and caresses....

#50 | 734 days ago

Figures that after a week of clouds and on and off rain, the weekend will be mostly great weather when all I want to do is watch Indy 500 qualifying. Oh well.

The 95th running of the Indianapolis 500, its centennial celebration, is in 9 days.
#51 | 734 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
This just in for all you non-heathens:
Q: If I'm Raptured, what will happen to my pets?
A: Probably nothing good. However, a business called
Eternal Earthbound Pets run by "confirmed atheists" offers to save pets left behind and ensure their care in 26 states. It lists a fee of $135 for a single pet ($20 each for additional pets), but has raised rates due to "increased activity associated with the May 21, 2011 Rapture." Pets are limited to dogs, cats, birds rabbits and small caged mammals in most states. Four states can accommodate horses, camels, llamas and donkeys. Remember pets allegedly Have no souls.....

Read more: http://www.gaterrocks.com/pages/bigrig.html?article=8602532#ixzz1MvBexFZV
 
Thanks Laurel, but I have a feeling my pets will be okay...

In fact they hit me up for gas money this morning...
Shots!...  
#52 | 734 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
"Anyways all you heathens enjoy the weekend since I am pretty sure none of us will be raptured "

Pretty sure?  Wherein lies the doubt?  
"Anyways all you heathens enjoy the weekend since I am pretty sure Positive none of us will be raptured "

*fixed*

Shots!...  
#53 | 734 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
"Anyways all you heathens enjoy the weekend since I am pretty sure Positive none of us will be raptured "

*fixed*

Well, Kat may be, if Norse gets his way.
Hello!...  
#54 | 734 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Ah Kat...... take heart.

Being raptured can be a prolonged experience with supple touches and caresses....

Shots!...  
#55 | 734 days ago

I got an update about my friend. The good news is he's doing better and is being released from ICU and into a regular room today.
#56 | 734 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

This is all I've got tonight.  More directed at myself than at anyone else.

Bullet With Butterfly Wings lyrics
Songwriters: William Patrick Corgan



The world is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my pain
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game

Even though I know, I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold, like old job

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Someone will say, "What is lost can never be saved"
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal
But can you fake it, for just one more show
And what do you want, I want to change
And what have you got when you feel the same

Even though I know, I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold, like old job

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say, "What is lost can never be saved"
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one
Jesus was an only son
Tell me I'm the chosen one
Jesus was an only son for you

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
Then someone will say, "What is lost can never be saved"
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one
Jesus was an only son for you

And I still believe that I cannot be saved
And I still believe that I cannot be saved
And I still believe that I cannot be saved
And I still believe that I cannot be saved
Hello!...  
#57 | 734 days ago

 I swear if the rapture happens i'm going to be upset that i spent the day at work.

drunk.  Go sharks (you choking oversized sea bass)

I like your pants around your feet 
I like the dirt that's on your knees 
And I like the way you still say please 
While you're looking up at me 
You're like my favourite damn disease 

And I love the places that we go 
And I love the people that you know 
And I love the way you can't say no 
Too many long lines in a row 
I love the powder on your nose 

Ooooh 
And now I know who you are 
It wasn't that hard 
Just to figure you out 
And now I know who you are 
It wasn't that hard 
Just to figure you out 

I like the freckles on your chest 
And I like the way you like me best 
And I like the way you're not impressed, 
While you put me to the test 
I like the wine stains on your dress 

And I love the way you pass the check 
And I love the good times that you wreck 
And I love your lack of self respect 
While you're passed out on the deck 
I love my hands around your neck 

And now I know who you are 
It wasn't that hard 
Just to figure you out 
And now I know who you are 
It wasn't that hard 
Just to figure you out 

I love your pants around your feet 
And I love the dirt that's on your knees 
And I like the way you still say please 
While you're looking up at me 
You're like my favourite damn disease 

And I hate the places that we go 
And I hate the people that you know 
And I hate the way you can't say no 
Too many long lines in a row 
I hate the powder on your nose 

And now I know who you are 
It wasn't that hard 
Just to figure you out 
And now I know who you are 
It wasn't that hard 
Just to figure you out 
Goodbye!...  
#58 | 734 days ago

(Edited by coyotedances)
Make no mistake about it. No one except God knows the day and hour of Jesus return to earth. If Jesus didn’t know it is crazy to think someone on earth knows.
Goodbye!...  
#59 | 733 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

coyotedances wrote:
Make no mistake about it. No one except God knows the day and hour of Jesus return to earth. If Jesus didn’t know it is crazy to think someone on earth knows.
#60 | 733 days ago

Still here. Good Morning.
#61 | 733 days ago

I refuse to grow up but will make an effort to behave in public....kinda
Goodbye!...  
#62 | 733 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
don't be sad.  he got RAPTURED a little early. 
gramps sends you a hug

Awww. Thanks! (you're already good at this job) He was my second favorite wrestler behind Hulk Hogan as a kid, so it really was sad to hear. I'm okay now, though.


Kat-I left right after you.

#63 | 733 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Congratulations to Big Dale Romans and the horse he trains...Shackleford...on their 2011 Preakness win!!! 

I love it when the hometown boys represent!!!
Hello!...  
#64 | 733 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
Congratulations to Big Dale Romans and the horse he trains...Shackleford...on their 2011 Preakness win!!! 

I love it when the hometown boys represent!!!
 What a solid wire-to-wire win - that horse was stout. 
Hello!...  
#65 | 733 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

ironhead_mike wrote:
 What a solid wire-to-wire win - that horse was stout. 
I thought he'd do it here at home as well, but just couldnt' hold out that last 1/2 mile or so.  I can't wait for Big Dale to get his Derby win.
Hello!...  
#66 | 732 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
Congratulations to Big Dale Romans and the horse he trains...Shackleford...on their 2011 Preakness win!!! 

I love it when the hometown boys represent!!!
Congrats! I figured he was cooked after that blazing first quarter, but somehow the pace slowed down, and this time Shackleford had enough at the end. Nicely done.

Pole Day today at Indy was insane. I couldn't even begin to summarize it. Tomorrow will be even more nuts, with 9 spots left and 16 cars, including some big names, not qualified.
#67 | 732 days ago

Well, I tried to summarize it. Read it here: http://www.faniq.com/article/Alex-Tagliani-Completes-Day-of-Surprises-By-Winning-Indy-500-Pole-2343050

Bump Day has started, but after two qualifiers, the heavens opened up and it started pouring. Very up in the air as to if and when the track will dry and qualifying can restart.
#68 | 732 days ago

Women were all born Angels, And when someone breaks their wings, they simply continue to fly... on a broomstick.
Goodbye!...  
#69 | 732 days ago

 Because I can't get this commercial out of my head, I'll share it with you all:

"You bought the wrong TV SillyHead!"
Hello!...  
#70 | 732 days ago

I won't go into all the details, cause it's complicated, but here's the skinny:

It's raining at Indy, with two and a half left in qualifying, and Danica Patrick is not in the field. It's going to be very close if they can get the track dried in time before 6 to make an attempt.

Since you're all thinking, I'll make the joke first: Does Danica wait til the end of the year to leave IndyCar or just do it now?
#71 | 732 days ago

(Edited by gearhead)
The track is almost dry. This isn't over. It looks like Danica's gonna get another chance. Looks like we're gonna have the last hour after all. If you like drama, you should turn onto Versus now, cause this is going to be insane.
#72 | 732 days ago

Great job by track officials in getting the track dried. Danica just qualified and she's safely in. Everyone can breathe now.
#73 | 732 days ago

Bump Day was insane as usual. I'd recap on BoTW, but I'm already quite drunk.
#74 | 731 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good day bitches.

Some idiot on the radio this morning kept calling it "The Rupture", which made me giggle.

So, ok, I'm a little worried about this camping trip we have planned for the fall.  I haven't been camping in many, many years, but I DO remember it being like a completely different world.  There's a weird demographic that camps regularly (and you can tell that they're ALL regulars and I'm, well, not).  
The last time I went camping, I think I was the only girl there without bleach blonde hair with 5 inches of roots showing.  And 3 cans' worth of AquaNet in there to hold it steady during rafting expeditions.  Every woman there looked like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, complete with leather vest and Lee Press-On nails.  I believe that I was also, apparently, the only chick there who visits the dentist regularly.  Not ONE straight tooth on the whole campground.  It was like looking at a picket fence after a hurricane every time any of them smiled.  
Plus, see, I've watched too damn many horror movies to be comfortable camping.  I always think there's either some masked killer lurking behind every tree, bush, and cabin or that the locals are gonna be some backwoods, The Hills Have Eyes, inbred cornholers who just love "city folk" like myself.  

Granted, this campsite is like 40 minutes away from my house, you know, 3 blocks from the ShopRite.  But still.  In my head, it's dangerous out there. 



I'm posting this from my campsite, on my laptop with my aircard, while cooking hotdogs.  I washed my hair this morning, and no more roots than normal are showing.  My coffee and Carolans is awesome, the fire is toasty and the dog is happy rolling around in whatever smelly stuff he can find.  Last night we had pork chops and salad.  For lunch we had scrambled eggs.  The beer can pile, however, is quite impressive, and the golfing was superb. 

Yep, I wanna go camping next weekend!!

PS You!
Goodbye!...  

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