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Okay fellow iquers ,what is the quirkiest or craziest song that you ever heard ,one of mine is ..My -Ding-a-Ling by Chuck Berry,what are some of your favorites
| Closed on 06/06/11 at 05:00PM
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22%a. this one
11%b. that one
11%c. Captain it is way to early for this
33%d. Have another cup of coffee and call me in the morning
22%e. other

  
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#1 | 1186 days ago

The Streak!
Captain it is way to early for this  
#2 | 1186 days ago

A lot....My Ding-a-Ling, Mr. Jaws by Dickie Goodman, Ray Stevens The Streak, Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic....plus, I change the words on my own...my wife is amzed that I can scramble up the numbers in 867-5309 and not repeat or mess up with those numbers...I also change the word of the title in the song "Venus"...well...at risk of CofC violation....let's just say I don't sing "I'm your Venus"....
this one  
#3 | 1186 days ago

"I got your back, and I also got your front"  Ticks, i think...   Oh, and the one about the balls... 
#4 | 1186 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
Detachable Penis by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the a$$,
I like having a detachable penis.
this one  
#5 | 1186 days ago
Nick__ (+)

Big Balls by AC/DC

Well I'm ever upper-class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

this one  
#6 | 1186 days ago

Alice's Restaurant .... Arlo Guthrie
#7 | 1185 days ago

best ever:

Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin

-Eminem
#8 | 1171 days ago
notjeff (+)

You're the Reason Our kids Are Ugly~ By Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty 

other  
#9 | 1171 days ago

anything by tom lehrer
#10 | 1171 days ago

She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.  Tweeder - Varsity Blues
#11 | 1171 days ago

I'm stroking - Clarence Carter!!!

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