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Your Team Blows Chunks... (2nd Annual)
...it's slow here...no good. So, why not piss each other off, that's always interesting and being that it's Football Season....WHOOP WHOOP! Let the games and insults begin. This is basically a free-for-all insult poll. If you don't like a team, if you hate them vehemently, if you just wanna see Glenda cry (again)...let it out! We are here for you. Please abstain from insulting the Falcons or the Colts though. Thanks Your Team Blows Chunks... (2nd Annual) Photo 
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Make it good people.
| Closed on 08/30/11 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
27 Fans 
19%a. This team sucks!
22%b. Your team eats boogers!
11%c. Yo Mama!
19%d. This will end badly!
7%e. That is all.
22%f. Beans needs to have a talk with you!

 &nbp;
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#7 | 1133 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
Why did Maple Leafs fans always drink from the saucer?
Cuz the Cup was always in Montreal.

What do you call the Falcon's truther in the halls of a  University?
The custodian.

How do you make a Celtic's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.

Why should the new owners of the Dodger's be teachers?
Because they take the summer's off and are demoralized the rest of the year.
(See what i did there? #jerkcoast y'all! throw a J in the ayyy-yah if you a true playa.)

Thanks. That's my time. Enjoy REO SpeedWagon.

(oops almost forgot... Why does Notre Dame football have so many catholic priests as boosters? Cuz they love young men in tight pants, PLUS there's all that muscley, soapy showering after the annual tough loss to Coast Guard Academy.   #TheU   And. i'm. spent.)
Beans needs to have a talk with you!  
  
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#1 | 1133 days ago

How's this for starters


Your team eats boogers!  
#2 | 1133 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
How's this for starters


 I would have PQed you. But she didn't say anything about not making fun of the Lakers.
This will end badly!  
#3 | 1133 days ago

i don't have the energy tospend a lot of hate on this. so simply....NYJ: GFY.
#4 | 1133 days ago

I CANT STAND THE GREEN BAY SLACKERS.HATE HATE HATE EM WITH A PASSION......and if you dont like that.......I GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA..............S***  IT........................
#5 | 1133 days ago

 


This will end badly!  
#6 | 1133 days ago

I needed a NFL team to support, ASH was quick so i ended supporting the Atlanta Falcons. Now i need a Team i can despise for no particular reasons.

Help me People.
This will end badly!  
#7 | 1133 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
Why did Maple Leafs fans always drink from the saucer?
Cuz the Cup was always in Montreal.

What do you call the Falcon's truther in the halls of a  University?
The custodian.

How do you make a Celtic's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.

Why should the new owners of the Dodger's be teachers?
Because they take the summer's off and are demoralized the rest of the year.
(See what i did there? #jerkcoast y'all! throw a J in the ayyy-yah if you a true playa.)

Thanks. That's my time. Enjoy REO SpeedWagon.

(oops almost forgot... Why does Notre Dame football have so many catholic priests as boosters? Cuz they love young men in tight pants, PLUS there's all that muscley, soapy showering after the annual tough loss to Coast Guard Academy.   #TheU   And. i'm. spent.)
Beans needs to have a talk with you!  
#8 | 1133 days ago

Yo Mama!  
#9 | 1133 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
ankurnathmishra wrote:
I needed a NFL team to support, ASH was quick so i ended supporting the Atlanta Falcons. Now i need a Team i can despise for no particular reasons.

Help me People.
 Just join all the other NFL fans and hate the Cowboys. 
This will end badly!  
#10 | 1133 days ago

Who does this remind us of??



Your team eats boogers!  
#11 | 1133 days ago

(Edited by Jess)





This team sucks!  
#12 | 1133 days ago

I might have to eat my words from last year in regards to the Lions, but I still get a chuckle thinking about their perfect season in which they went 0-16. 







Your team eats boogers!  
#13 | 1133 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 Just join all the other NFL fans and hate the Cowboys. 
You're right i never liked cowboys in general and what's with calling themselves Americas team such arrogance .
I officially hate the Dallas Cowboys as they suck and blow at the same time
This will end badly!  
#14 | 1133 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
ankurnathmishra wrote:
You're right i never liked cowboys in general and what's with calling themselves Americas team such arrogance .
I officially hate the Dallas Cowboys as they suck and blow at the same time
See you are officially a NFL fan, you have a team to cheer for, a team to hate, and no clue how the nickname America's Team came to be. In all actuality Dallas didn't give themselves the nickname America's Team, NFL films did. But hey now you are just like 90% of NFL fans and don't know the history behind the name. Congrats on officially becoming a full member of the NFL universe.
This will end badly!  
#15 | 1133 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
See you are officially a NFL fan, you have a team to cheer for, a team to hate, and no clue how the nickname America's Team came to be. In all actuality Dallas didn't give themselves the nickname America's Team, NFL films did. But hey now you are just like 90% of NFL fans and don't know the history behind the name. Congrats on officially becoming a full member of the NFL universe.
Wow, it's cool to know I'm in the 10% and I'm not a Dallas fan.
Your team eats boogers!  
#16 | 1133 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 I feel like i live this poll everyday.  
Beans needs to have a talk with you!  
#17 | 1133 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
See you are officially a NFL fan, you have a team to cheer for, a team to hate, and no clue how the nickname America's Team came to be. In all actuality Dallas didn't give themselves the nickname America's Team, NFL films did. But hey now you are just like 90% of NFL fans and don't know the history behind the name. Congrats on officially becoming a full member of the NFL universe.
Should have checked first  . But what do i care.

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."
  --Bill Shankly.
(Manager, Liverpool Football Club)
This will end badly!  
#18 | 1133 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
See you are officially a NFL fan, you have a team to cheer for, a team to hate, and no clue how the nickname America's Team came to be. In all actuality Dallas didn't give themselves the nickname America's Team, NFL films did. But hey now you are just like 90% of NFL fans and don't know the history behind the name. Congrats on officially becoming a full member of the NFL universe.

you taught me last year. and i thank you for that. but i get the feeling that that 90% includes cowboy fans as well. since they've been sucking so bad, i don't waste my time stewing about them. i pretty much just hate their houston-based fans. because they're stupid heads. i feel like i've grown up.

#19 | 1133 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I feel like i live this poll everyday.  


Cause you do!!!
Your team eats boogers!  
#20 | 1133 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I needed a NFL team to support, ASH was quick so i ended supporting the Atlanta Falcons. Now i need a Team i can despise for no particular reasons.

Help me People.
minnesota  vi-queens
#21 | 1133 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

you taught me last year. and i thank you for that. but i get the feeling that that 90% includes cowboy fans as well. since they've been sucking so bad, i don't waste my time stewing about them. i pretty much just hate their houston-based fans. because they're stupid heads. i feel like i've grown up.

 I know it does, just cause they had the good sense to root for the Cowboys. Doesn't mean that they are any less ignorant the the average NFL fan.
This will end badly!  
#22 | 1133 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Michael_G wrote:


Cause you do!!!
 Yeah well, the Giants suck. 
Beans needs to have a talk with you!  
#23 | 1133 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 I know it does, just cause they had the good sense to root for the Cowboys. Doesn't mean that they are any less ignorant the the average NFL fan.
i think i just had an o. you should hold a seminar down here on cowboy fan etiquette
#24 | 1133 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
minnesota  vi-queens
 I won't go Against Sir Heathen plus i like Vikings in general.

Totally off the topic but has anybody seen How to train your dragon
This will end badly!  
#25 | 1133 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Yeah well, the Giants suck. 
Of course they do


Your team eats boogers!  
#26 | 1133 days ago

For those trying to pick on the Cubs
Get original people all the stuff you put up is repeated, it's not funny anymore
but i think i can understand the problem here
you see there aren't many unique ways left to mock something
if it has sucked for more than 100 years.
This will end badly!  
#27 | 1133 days ago

Alabama Fans: They always run their mouths, and when we beat them (War Eagle) they're still talking sh*t.

"No really...If you didn't have Cam Newton and Nick Fairley we'd have won."







#28 | 1133 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
 I won't go Against Sir Heathen plus i like Vikings in general.

Totally off the topic but has anybody seen How to train your dragon
i did read a book once about doing something with an "angry dragon" once if that counts.
#29 | 1133 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ankurnathmishra wrote:
For those trying to pick on the Cubs
Get original people all the stuff you put up is repeated, it's not funny anymore
but i think i can understand the problem here
you see there aren't many unique ways left to mock something
if it has sucked for more than 100 years.
   yeah well if I knew any of your teams I would pick on them.  






 
Beans needs to have a talk with you!  
#30 | 1133 days ago

Ah....so many f*cked up teams.

Where to start, where to start?














That pretty much sums it up.  To my NFL loving brethren in the City of Brotherly Love...F*CK the Eagles, and here's to yet another year without an Eagles Superbowl win!

If your sucky a$$ed team didn't make my top 1 list of teams I F'n loathe, take heart....they still suck if they aint a COWBOY!

#31 | 1133 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
For those trying to pick on the Cubs
Get original people all the stuff you put up is repeated, it's not funny anymore
but i think i can understand the problem here
you see there aren't many unique ways left to mock something
if it has sucked for more than 100 years.
Living on the South Side my whole life, I have earned the right to mock the Cubs as often as I want.

Yo Mama!  
#32 | 1133 days ago

SF (any team) = suck
Patriots and\or Brady = suck
Auburn can get on deez ***s.

That's all for now.
Beans needs to have a talk with you!  
#33 | 1133 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
SF (any team) = suck
Patriots and\or Brady = suck
Auburn can get on deez ***s.

That's all for now.
frat. beans said "deez ***s"
#34 | 1133 days ago

Of course i hate the Texas Longhorns with all my heart and soul.

The longhorns are so lazy that they marry pregnant women.

An OU fan and a Texas fan were useing the bathroom. When the OU fan was done he Zipped up and was walking out without washing his hands. The Texas fan said "hey dont they teach you to wash your hands at OU after you pee?" The OU guy turned and said "No, they teach us not to piss on our hands".
#35 | 1133 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
marcus_nyce wrote:
Why did Maple Leafs fans always drink from the saucer?
Cuz the Cup was always in Montreal.

What do you call the Falcon's truther in the halls of a  University?
The custodian.

How do you make a Celtic's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.

Why should the new owners of the Dodger's be teachers?
Because they take the summer's off and are demoralized the rest of the year.
(See what i did there? #jerkcoast y'all! throw a J in the ayyy-yah if you a true playa.)

Thanks. That's my time. Enjoy REO SpeedWagon.

(oops almost forgot... Why does Notre Dame football have so many catholic priests as boosters? Cuz they love young men in tight pants, PLUS there's all that muscley, soapy showering after the annual tough loss to Coast Guard Academy.   #TheU   And. i'm. spent.)
you suck #Ihateyou #nomoreloveforyou #againstflagburninglovingjerkcoasters

***and I hope your new jersey comes back and the name BUSH is on the back......#sorrynoreturns
***and for old times sake----------"What did you use to call it when a fan shouted at an Expos game?------An ECHO." 

*****Canadians are jerkwads and I hope they lose every game. 

------------------------------------

As for the Giants--------I liked last year's poll better. 

Canucker F*cker love. :)

What do you call a Vancouver Canuck  with a Stanley Cup ring?
====A thief. 




Your team eats boogers!  
#36 | 1132 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I needed a NFL team to support, ASH was quick so i ended supporting the Atlanta Falcons. Now i need a Team i can despise for no particular reasons.

Help me People.
You are an awesome Falcons fan which AUTOMATICALLY means:


F*** the Saints!
That is all.  
#37 | 1132 days ago
BDV4U (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
   yeah well if I knew any of your teams I would pick on them.  






 
Picking on the Cubs is WAY too easy!
This will end badly!  
#38 | 1132 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You are an awesome Falcons fan which AUTOMATICALLY means:


F*** the Saints!
I hope it's all worth at the End of this season.

F*** the Saints.
.
This will end badly!  
#39 | 1132 days ago

kteacher wrote:
you suck #Ihateyou #nomoreloveforyou #againstflagburninglovingjerkcoasters

***and I hope your new jersey comes back and the name BUSH is on the back......#sorrynoreturns
***and for old times sake----------"What did you use to call it when a fan shouted at an Expos game?------An ECHO." 

*****Canadians are jerkwads and I hope they lose every game. 

------------------------------------

As for the Giants--------I liked last year's poll better. 

Canucker F*cker love. :)

What do you call a Vancouver Canuck  with a Stanley Cup ring?
====A thief. 




WOW!!! Came back after me, like Pac did Bad Boy on "Hit 'em up." #TeachPac #WestSideWhenSheRides

(I believe the QLR owes you a slow clap, for this one. LOL)
Beans needs to have a talk with you!  
#40 | 1132 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
WOW!!! Came back after me, like Pac did Bad Boy on "Hit 'em up." #TeachPac #WestSideWhenSheRides

(I believe the QLR owes you a slow clap, for this one. LOL)
 


(I'm still thisat you, just so you know. )
Your team eats boogers!  
#41 | 1132 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
Who does this remind us of??



Kevin.
That is all.  
#42 | 1132 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
 I won't go Against Sir Heathen plus i like Vikings in general.

Totally off the topic but has anybody seen How to train your dragon
I've seen it 3 times and I own it.
That is all.  
#43 | 1132 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I've seen it 3 times and I own it.
 Can't hate vikings after that 
This will end badly!  
#44 | 1132 days ago

(Edited by ML31)
Why do all the trees in Northern California lean to the south?   Because LA SUCKS!!!!

This team sucks!  
#45 | 1132 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
 Can't hate vikings after that 
That is all.  
#46 | 1132 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I hope it's all worth at the End of this season.

F*** the Saints.
.
Ashlie just brain-washed you with her witchery, we need an exorcism pronto!
#47 | 1132 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Ashlie just brain-washed you with her witchery, we need an exorcism pronto!
 Or(and this is the most likely senario), Ankur is afraid of Ash and since she is bossy and demanding, he is doing what she says in fear of her traveling to India to beat him up.
This will end badly!  
#48 | 1132 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Ashlie just brain-washed you with her witchery, we need an exorcism pronto!

Who you callin a witch? Don't get witch-slapped!


Kevin, shut up. He's not scared of me. He's a new fan who has things to learn. Stay OUT of our business.

That is all.  
#49 | 1132 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 Or(and this is the most likely senario), Ankur is afraid of Ash and since she is bossy and demanding, he is doing what she says in fear of her traveling to India to beat him up.
Ding, ding, dingding, ding, ding.....we have a winner....tell him what he's won Johnny.
#50 | 1132 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Who you callin a witch? Don't get witch-slapped!


Kevin, shut up. He's not scared of me. He's a new fan who has things to learn. Stay OUT of our business.

 If you don't want me in your business, don't make it public. Also, you can try to intimidate and bully me all you like. It won't work!
This will end badly!  
#51 | 1132 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 If you don't want me in your business, don't make it public. Also, you can try to intimidate and bully me all you like. It won't work!
I would never try to bully you or anybody else.
That is all.  
#52 | 1132 days ago

This was back in the late 40's
#53 | 1132 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I needed a NFL team to support, ASH was quick so i ended supporting the Atlanta Falcons. Now i need a Team i can despise for no particular reasons.

Help me People.
Hate the Steelers, please. I love haters.
This team sucks!  
#54 | 1132 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I would never try to bully you or anybody else.
Right and I would never make fun of a celebrity that recently died. Ask Jack isn't the best advice column ever. The Grand Canyon isn't in AZ. The Green Bay Packers didn't win Super Bowl XLV. I never use sarcasm when speaking or posting. Would you like me to keep going?
This will end badly!  
#55 | 1132 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I would never try to bully you or anybody else.
This team sucks!  
#56 | 1132 days ago

Belichick's Boy Band.




This team sucks!  
#57 | 1131 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Hate the Steelers, please. I love haters.
 How many Super bowls have the Steelers won. You need to be 10 or more to generate any kind of hate.
This will end badly!  
#58 | 1131 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
ankurnathmishra wrote:
 How many Super bowls have the Steelers won. You need to be 10 or more to generate any kind of hate.
 No team has won 10 or more, but the Steelers do have the most at 6 wins. They are tied with Dallas at 8 appearances. Behind Dallas and Oakland they are probably the 3rd most hated team in the league.

Of course these 3 teams are also the 3 most popular teams in the league also.
This will end badly!  
#59 | 1131 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
 No team has won 10 or more, but the Steelers do have the most at 6 wins. They are tied with Dallas at 8 appearances. Behind Dallas and Oakland they are probably the 3rd most hated team in the league.

Of course these 3 teams are also the 3 most popular teams in the league also.
Six is too low. But it means it's not one sided all the time.

I don't have problems with popular teams and teams that beat mine. I hate teams/players that behave as if they are above the game itself.
Like the teams owned by douche bags who got more money than they need and pay stupidly large sums to sign players for there franchise. I certainly hate those.
This will end badly!  
#60 | 1131 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
Six is too low. But it means it's not one sided all the time.

I don't have problems with popular teams and teams that beat mine. I hate teams/players that behave as if they are above the game itself.
Like the teams owned by douche bags who got more money than they need and pay stupidly large sums to sign players for there franchise. I certainly hate those.
Like the teams owned by douche bags who got more money than they need and pay stupidly large sums to sign players for there franchise.

That's business...and kind of the point. Money plays. Anyway:



Disclaimer: This will probably be less true this season.
That is all.  
#61 | 1131 days ago

This team sucks!  

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