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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

| Closed on 08/11/11 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
25 Fans 
32%a. I have nothing to declare except my genius....
16%b. As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face...
24%c. Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female...
16%d. I drink therefore I am...
4%e. Gotta blast...
4%f. Energy shot...
4%g. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#4 | 665 days ago

 Good morning, bitches.

Apparently Nissan is trying to get owners of it's hybrid car, LEAF, to come up with their own special wave for when passing each other, and submit them on their website.  I suppose it's not enough that they share those "CoExist" bumper stickers and a love for smooth jazz and NPR.  I don't think they're going to appreciate MY submission.  


Speaking of NPR ... when did it become so f*cking boring?!  NPR used to be the place for spirited debate, cutting-edge thinking, a real rebellious establishment on the airwaves.  It was a COOL place to be.  
Now these conservative stations are becoming the hip ones with new music playing, acting like they're youth-focused, all the while spewing the most horrible, ridiculous bullsh*t.  

"And today on NPR, we discuss Chinese opera with the oldest living survivor of the Chinese Civil War."  (followed by a soft clarinet solo)
"And up next on Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump is here and we discuss why minorities smell funny!  But first, heeeeeere's the White Stripes!"


Another example of how it's becoming less cool to be, well, cool.  It's sad that the population today WILL actually pick the side they're on based on what the background music is.  

That's all that's bugging me.  For now.

I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#1 | 665 days ago

  First
I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#2 | 665 days ago
John_Daly (+)

ankurnathmishra wrote:
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Its great, isnt it?
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#3 | 665 days ago

 christwire.org is soooooooooooooooo subtly hysterical that people on other boards are debating (angily!) whether it's a joke or not. It's absolutely fantastic tho. Sublime. This video kinda sums up the whole POV perfectly. The facts, terms, stats and charts are out of this world. It's like the "uncanny valley' of parodies. Amazing. My friends actually punk'd me with it, until i caught on.

[FYI: site and vid are probably NSFW, since it's completely offensive in a "current political environment" kinda way. People may actually believe YOU believe this stuff. It's that well done.]
Beaneaters...  
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#4 | 665 days ago

 Good morning, bitches.

Apparently Nissan is trying to get owners of it's hybrid car, LEAF, to come up with their own special wave for when passing each other, and submit them on their website.  I suppose it's not enough that they share those "CoExist" bumper stickers and a love for smooth jazz and NPR.  I don't think they're going to appreciate MY submission.  


Speaking of NPR ... when did it become so f*cking boring?!  NPR used to be the place for spirited debate, cutting-edge thinking, a real rebellious establishment on the airwaves.  It was a COOL place to be.  
Now these conservative stations are becoming the hip ones with new music playing, acting like they're youth-focused, all the while spewing the most horrible, ridiculous bullsh*t.  

"And today on NPR, we discuss Chinese opera with the oldest living survivor of the Chinese Civil War."  (followed by a soft clarinet solo)
"And up next on Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump is here and we discuss why minorities smell funny!  But first, heeeeeere's the White Stripes!"


Another example of how it's becoming less cool to be, well, cool.  It's sad that the population today WILL actually pick the side they're on based on what the background music is.  

That's all that's bugging me.  For now.

I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#5 | 665 days ago
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janet011685 wrote:
Good morning, bitches.

Apparently Nissan is trying to get owners of it's hybrid car, LEAF, to come up with their own special wave for when passing each other, and submit them on their website.  I suppose it's not enough that they share those "CoExist" bumper stickers and a love for smooth jazz and NPR.  I don't think they're going to appreciate MY submission.  


Speaking of NPR ... when did it become so f*cking boring?!  NPR used to be the place for spirited debate, cutting-edge thinking, a real rebellious establishment on the airwaves.  It was a COOL place to be.  
Now these conservative stations are becoming the hip ones with new music playing, acting like they're youth-focused, all the while spewing the most horrible, ridiculous bullsh*t.  

"And today on NPR, we discuss Chinese opera with the oldest living survivor of the Chinese Civil War."  (followed by a soft clarinet solo)
"And up next on Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump is here and we discuss why minorities smell funny!  But first, heeeeeere's the White Stripes!"


Another example of how it's becoming less cool to be, well, cool.  It's sad that the population today WILL actually pick the side they're on based on what the background music is.  

That's all that's bugging me.  For now.

Theres only ONE wave.
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#6 | 665 days ago

 Good morning fellow Q'rs

One of my neighbor bi#ches (yes the same one you're thinking of Kat & Ashlie saw me smoking herbal spice out of a hookah on my balcony, which is perfectly legal. She thinks it was marijuana and tried to start s#!t, but I replied, "I'm within my legal rights, I'd like to see what the f**k you're gonna do about it!" She better not have called the cops.
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#7 | 665 days ago

 Morning.

Nyce-----christwire.org made me laugh till it scared the holy apples out of me. 

You think if Obama wears a "Reagan is my Homeboy" shirt, it will help? I hate people and I'm starting to wish I was a cat, that way I don't have to think about this stuff, I can sleep all day, rub on sh*t I want, have someone clean up my poo, and feed me 4 times a day. 

But HEY.....football is back----whoo whoo whoo, yada yada yada. I can't wait till hockey season starts and I can go to Vegas in October. 

Have a joyful day. Smile at an idiot. 
As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face...  
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#8 | 665 days ago

 Midnight Radio--Big Head Todd & the Monsters

Driving far from home.
On a midnight radio.
Reckless and alone. On a long black road.
The city is burning like a dream. Like a lady smoking in
the night.
And she lets out a silent scream. So far from the
morning light.

And I don't know where to go.
And I don't know where I've been.
And I don't know If I'll still be here. When the
sun rises again.
But somewhere in the distance. There's a tower
and a light.
Broadcasting a resistance. Through the rain and through
the night.
Hold me in the darkness.
Love is playing in the darkness.
On a midnight radio.

So grab your little sister.
Wake up your children and your wife.
Cause a new train's coming mister.
Around the boarders of the night.
Wavelengths of love are playing on a midnight radio.
Through the static and the rain.
On a midnight radio ...
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female...  
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#9 | 665 days ago

 from the quen of soul to the ladies of Q'ville:

There was a rose I knew, I met her once or twice before
She was a pretty sweet thing, not the least bit insecure
Then you came with your slick game and played with her youth
Ashamed of the way you lied, played with the truth, hey, hey

Mmm, she never knew what hit her
Steal her honey, then forget her
A rose
She wears a flower
Tryin’ to forget about you

‘Cause a rose is still a rose
Baby, girl, you’re still a flower
He can’t lead you and then take you
Make you and then break you
Darlin’, you hold the power

Now believe me when I tell you that I’ve been hurt myself
When he tells you that he loves you and sees nobody else
And now you’re so tough tryin’ to wear tight clothes and things
Tossin’ and flossin’, tryin’ to fill the void heartbreak brings

Oh…oh…yeah
When she faces the mirror, yeah
She’s cryin’, you can’t hear her
Now the rose is still a rose
She wears a flower, tryin’ to forget about you

‘Cause a rose is still a rose
Baby, girl, you’re still a flower
He can’t lead you and then take you
Make you and then break you
Baby, girl, you hold the power

See a rose is still a rose
Baby, girl, you’re still a flower
He can’t lead you and then take you
Make you and then break you
Darlin’, you hold the power

Let your life be in the sunshine
Not the darkness of your sorrow
You may see your all today
When you know it’ll come tomorrow

Tough to be, but life ain’t over
Just because your man is gone
Girl, love yourself and love to love
‘Cause without him your life goes on
Without him your life goes on
Without him your life goes on

‘Cause a rose is still a rose
Baby, girl, you’re still a flower
He can’t lead you and then take you
Make you and then break you
Baby, girl, you hold the power

See a rose is still a rose
Baby, girl, you’re still a flower
He can’t lead you and then take you
Make you and then break you
Darlin’, you hold the power
I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#10 | 665 days ago

 John_Daly wrote:
Theres only ONE wave.


Gay.
I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#11 | 665 days ago

  it's just not working right now.

Braves win on a gift from the ump in the 19th.  altho if he hadn't made that call they might still be playing that game now.

My FB page is effed up.  A friend said to try google plus.  I probably will at some point, but they aren't handing out invites write now and i'm not going to f**king beg like she did.  and really none of it matters since i've got the q.  I've also been considering  ******* because imo i have some great one liners.

what else?  i don't care that the NFL is back.  I prefer Saturday's over Sundays.

American Idol tour tonight.  Can't wait to enjoy the MILF's that bring their kids.

that's enough for now.

peace out cub scouts.
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#12 | 665 days ago

 Opps i goofed up...sorry.
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#13 | 665 days ago

 My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you dad
You know I'm gonna be like you"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

Well, he came home from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then
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#14 | 665 days ago

 John_Daly wrote:
Theres only ONE wave.


f*gs
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#15 | 665 days ago

 Happy Humpday people,

Played hoops last night from 9-11 and I'm sore as hell.  We usually have about 15-18 guys for open gym, but we only had 11 last night.  Therefore, we didn't get any rest between games.  I'm in pretty good shape, but my Marlboro Light habit may have to stop.  Couldn't breath by the end.  I honestly thought about tossing my pack out the window last night.  

Popped a few magic pills(melatonin) before bed and I had a whacked out dream.  A few buddies and I were at Cedar Point when out of nowhere, Ken Griffey Jr appeared.  We convinced him to call his agent and inform him he wanted a trade to the Cubs.  Much to our surprise, it happened and KGJ became a Cubbie.  OK, so it's not that crazy....but Griffey was a boyhood hero and I thought it was kinda cool.  

Speaking of cool, the heat is back the next few days.  Just in time for our annual beach volleyball tournament.  Every year we have a group of 32 people(16 teams) play in a winner takes it all tourney.  The buy in is $30/team and although I have yet to win, I feel this is my year(I also think it's the Cubs year every year so what do I know??).  I've been playing a lot this summer and I feel I've paid my dues.  Wish me luck.

37 days until college pigskin...


   
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#16 | 665 days ago

 Quick bullet point Wednesday

- Got the new TV set up last night.  I'm glad I went with the 60" instead of the 65, that would have just been overkill for my living room

- Hockey again tonight, and a win would put us into 1st place with one game left before playoffs and a quarterfinal bye

- The Pirates were robbed last night

- Lady Gaga uses rogaine

- I can't stand the miracle WHHHHip commercials

- One of my favorite things about the 16th street mall in downtown Denver

- And to close it out, how about one of my favorite newer bands, We Came As Romans, doing a badass cover of JT's My Love
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#17 | 665 days ago

 I wish this was Friday....
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#18 | 665 days ago

 so...this hump day has been one of the greatest of all hump days. i found out that someone that i thought was in jail isn't in jail so that's pretty GREAT NEWS.

I love jammin out to some miley cyrus!! Don't Judge Me....


i don't understand how people keep saying and asking why people couldn't save amy winehouse...it's simple really...and addict doesn't want help unless they're the ones admitting they need help...it really is quite that simple...i wish people would realize that...

I Miss Alaska & Can't Wait To Go Back Next Summer.
I drink therefore I am...  
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#19 | 665 days ago

 John_Daly wrote:
Its great, isnt it?
Yes!! It's awesome 
I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#20 | 665 days ago

  • FOXSports.com is reporting that the Minnesota Vikings have agreed to acquire McNabb in exchange for a sixth-round pick in the 2012 draft and possibly a 2013 draft pick.
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#21 | 665 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Morning.

Nyce-----christwire.org made me laugh till it scared the holy apples out of me. 

You think if Obama wears a "Reagan is my Homeboy" shirt, it will help? I hate people and I'm starting to wish I was a cat, that way I don't have to think about this stuff, I can sleep all day, rub on sh*t I want, have someone clean up my poo, and feed me 4 times a day. 

But HEY.....football is back----whoo whoo whoo, yada yada yada. I can't wait till hockey season starts and I can go to Vegas in October. 

Have a joyful day. Smile at an idiot. 
Don't be a cat teach. I have a very disturbing picture of you in my head now. 
I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#22 | 665 days ago

  shaka, shaka khan!

i'm gonna rock your world!  

LATER!
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#23 | 665 days ago

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 through the magic of karaoke, I found out last night that singing the cure's lovesong over the middle of all along the watchtower sounds badass. same chord progressions with a rockiner jam. try it. it kinda rocks.

best baseball story of the day is about andres blanco waving his fart at adrian beltre: http://m.deadspin.com/5825022/did-andres-blanco-make-adrian-beltre-sit-in-his-fart-cloud-oh-yes-he-did
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#24 | 665 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
 through the magic of karaoke, I found out last night that singing the cure's lovesong over the middle of all along the watchtower sounds badass. same chord progressions with a rockiner jam. try it. it kinda rocks.

best baseball story of the day is about andres blanco waving his fart at adrian beltre: http://m.deadspin.com/5825022/did-andres-blanco-make-adrian-beltre-sit-in-his-fart-cloud-oh-yes-he-did
Just so long as it is The Cure's version ... and NOT 311's.

The ONLY thing 311 music(?) is good for is torturing captured enemy combatants.
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#25 | 665 days ago
John_Daly (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Gay.
You're gay...Preyy gay that is.  Ohhh Hiiiist!!
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#26 | 665 days ago

  Don't forget to follow the craziness...and add your thoughts. It'll be up until the free agent frenzy is over with relatively quick updates (except when I need to sleep....unless someone wants to help out )

So...Hasselbeck has agreed to terms with Tennessee. Basically the same $ as Seattle was offering, but a longer contract. We also lost Olindo Mare...so our starting QB and Kicker are both gone now and we're left with Tarvaris Jackson, Matt Leinart, and no kicker. They did just address the O-Line a little bit and signed former Oakland guard Gallery. Hmm.  I'm a little worried about what's going on with Mebane though...would hate to see him go.

I'm tired. My eyes burn. I can't fall asleep at night for some reason, and Trever snores like a bear with a sinus infection. Then the dogs kick the wall with their nails all night and that wakes me up. Then at the buttcrack of dawn, we've got Navy aircraft buzzing overhead, landscapers mowing and weed-eating, and garbage trucks. After that madness is over I try to nap a bit before getting up for good (because at this point I'm guessing I've slept about 2.5 hours), and Kiernan gets up. It's not that she's loud, it's that I can hear the clinking of her spoon on the bowl when she eats her cereal. She does her chores and I can hear the dishes clanging when she's putting them away. The sliding glass door hisses loudly when she takes the dogs out. Then the dogs start barking at the iguanas in the back yard...it's just madness in my home and hell on a light sleeper.

Enough complaining. 

Blink is going to be in Florida in September. There are 2 concert dates at 2 different venues...I'm trying to make it happen with one.
Energy shot...  
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#27 | 665 days ago

 If you're going to commit a crime, I suggest doing it in Norway.

The prisons there supply you with your very own personal trainer....



One punishment is making you play in a band...



The libraries are state of the art...



Every cell comes equipped with a commons area like you'd find in a college dorm....



Click me to see more of this terrible, terrible place. 
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#28 | 665 days ago

  Whoops I lied...Matt Leinart isn't signing with the Seahawks. He's signing with Houston.
Energy shot...  
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#29 | 665 days ago

 I think this thing called boredom is taking over and I need to stop it...  First day I have done nothing and planned nothing and that was a bad idea.  I am so use to running around and having some sh!t to do.  This thing called having a " lazy day" is not my cup of tea.  I think I might actually pass out from boredom.  I might be back later and repost if something " fun" happens.

Any ideas of how to pass my " lazy day"   to a " fun" day, just let me know.
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#30 | 665 days ago

 Jess wrote:
 Don't forget to follow the craziness...and add your thoughts. It'll be up until the free agent frenzy is over with relatively quick updates (except when I need to sleep....unless someone wants to help out )

So...Hasselbeck has agreed to terms with Tennessee. Basically the same $ as Seattle was offering, but a longer contract. We also lost Olindo Mare...so our starting QB and Kicker are both gone now and we're left with Tarvaris Jackson, Matt Leinart, and no kicker. They did just address the O-Line a little bit and signed former Oakland guard Gallery. Hmm.  I'm a little worried about what's going on with Mebane though...would hate to see him go.

I'm tired. My eyes burn. I can't fall asleep at night for some reason, and Trever snores like a bear with a sinus infection. Then the dogs kick the wall with their nails all night and that wakes me up. Then at the buttcrack of dawn, we've got Navy aircraft buzzing overhead, landscapers mowing and weed-eating, and garbage trucks. After that madness is over I try to nap a bit before getting up for good (because at this point I'm guessing I've slept about 2.5 hours), and Kiernan gets up. It's not that she's loud, it's that I can hear the clinking of her spoon on the bowl when she eats her cereal. She does her chores and I can hear the dishes clanging when she's putting them away. The sliding glass door hisses loudly when she takes the dogs out. Then the dogs start barking at the iguanas in the back yard...it's just madness in my home and hell on a light sleeper.

Enough complaining. 

Blink is going to be in Florida in September. There are 2 concert dates at 2 different venues...I'm trying to make it happen with one.
Good luck with Robert "false start" Gallery!

Hola amigos y amigas!

So yesterday I had dream that my bank got robbed in a takeover. Now I worry that Wiglet is gonna get us all killed because she moves so F**king slow. Thanks to her panicking and slowness I got shot in my dream. So when I came to work I was all pissed off at her.

Here is my song for the day...enjoy!

"California Love"
(feat. Dr. Dre)

California love!

[1]-California...knows how to party
California...knows how to party
In the citaaay of L.A.
In the citaaay of good ol' Watts
In the citaaay, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!

[Verse One: Dr. Dre]

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat
the state where ya never find a dance floor empty
And pimps be on a mission for them greens
lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends
I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes
ever since honeys was wearin sassoon
Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me
Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
Dre puttin it down for
Californ-i-a
[repeat 1]

[2]-Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it mama
Shake it Cali
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it shake it shake it...

[Verse Two: 2Pac]

Out on bail fresh outta jail, California dreamin
Soon as I stepped on the scene, I'm hearin hoochies screamin
Fiendin for money and alcohol
the life of a west side playa where cowards die and its all ball
Only in Cali where we riot not rally to live and die
In L.A. we wearin Chucks not Ballies (that's right)
Dressed in Locs and khaki suits and ride is what we do
Flossin but have caution we collide with other crews
Famous cause we program worldwide
Let'em recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans
Bumpin and grindin like a slow jam, it's west side
So you know the row won't bow down to no man
Say what you say
But give me that bomb beat from Dre
Let me serenade the streets of L.A.
From Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love!
[rpt 1]

[dre] now make it shake...

[rpt 2]

[Outro: Dre, 2Pac]

uh, yeah, uh, longbeach in tha house, uh yeah
Oaktown, Oakland definately in tha house hahaha
Frisko, Frisko
[Tupac] hey, you know LA is up in this
Pasadena, where you at
yeah, Inglewood, Inglewood always up to no good
(Tupac) even Hollywood tryin to get a piece baby
Sacramento, sacramento where ya at? yeah

Throw it up y'all, throw it up, Throw it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on that west side
Cause you and I know it's tha best side

yeah, That's riight
west coast, west coast
uh, California Love
California Love
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#31 | 665 days ago

 John_Daly wrote:
You're gay...Preyy gay that is.  Ohhh Hiiiist!!
I retract my statement.  The Harley wave is super macho ... when compared to what you just said.  
I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#32 | 665 days ago

 The side ways Peace sign is a cool thing to do when u are riding a trike.

Saw it on a commercial.
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#33 | 665 days ago

 Nikki20 wrote:
I think this thing called boredom is taking over and I need to stop it...  First day I have done nothing and planned nothing and that was a bad idea.  I am so use to running around and having some sh!t to do.  This thing called having a " lazy day" is not my cup of tea.  I think I might actually pass out from boredom.  I might be back later and repost if something " fun" happens.

Any ideas of how to pass my " lazy day"   to a " fun" day, just let me know.
Just be sure not to drive


I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#34 | 665 days ago

 Buenos Dias Sh*theads!

I'm not doing news today.  News F'n sucks anyhow.  Unless you're watching the weather girls on Telemundo or Univision...then the news F'N ROCKS!  Ima tell you F'ers just a few interesting tidbits of info that some smart F'er sent me on an email.

1.  People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.  Prolly cuz it makes the goodies all jiggly and sh*t, and some of the fellas decided darts wasn't too g*d d*mn smart after all.

2.  The Mona Lisa has no eye brows, because during the Renaissance Period it was fashionable to shave them off.  No sh*t?  And here this whole time I just figgered she was a Chola.

3.  Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.  This, my friends, has led to more F'n happy endings than Ol' Cactus Jack can even imagine.

4.  Each year, 2,000,000 (thats 2 million for you F'ers that are too lazy to figger it out fer yerselves.) smokers either quit smoking, or die of tobacco related illness.  Yeah, but what about those that quit because they died of tobacco related illness?

5.  The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear isn't actually the ocean, it is the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.  I have no idea why I included this, other than it sounded like it came straight out of one of my grandmas semi-erotic love/porno novels.  Wonder what a seashell will do for ya if you hold it next to your crotch?

6.  The Swine Flu vaccine, in 1976, caused more deaths than the illness it was intended to treat.  Ho-lee F*CK, I didn't have any idea Obamacare had been around that long.

7.  Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.  For those ladies in the group that read my post yesterday, you might wanna consider relocating if your packing on a few extra pounds of a$$ and don't want your flabby a$$ed old man to dump you.

8.  The letter "J" does not appear anywhere on the periodic charts.  See, them smart F'ers way back when knew that J was one to avoid too.

Thats enough worthless crap to cram your noggins with for now.
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#35 | 665 days ago

 Michael G wrote:
Just be sure not to drive


I didn't think that this picture was posted. They promised not to. Well, now you guys know why I need a " lazy, boring day" I need to keep my a$$ out of trouble.... AGAIN!!  Please, don't ask why my top is off....
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#36 | 665 days ago
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janet011685 wrote:
I retract my statement.  The Harley wave is super macho ... when compared to what you just said.  
 what in the hell does  preyy mean?   I am put of the loop remember. 
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female...  
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#37 | 665 days ago

 Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias Sh*theads!

I'm not doing news today.  News F'n sucks anyhow.  Unless you're watching the weather girls on Telemundo or Univision...then the news F'N ROCKS!  Ima tell you F'ers just a few interesting tidbits of info that some smart F'er sent me on an email.

1.  People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.  Prolly cuz it makes the goodies all jiggly and sh*t, and some of the fellas decided darts wasn't too g*d d*mn smart after all.

2.  The Mona Lisa has no eye brows, because during the Renaissance Period it was fashionable to shave them off.  No sh*t?  And here this whole time I just figgered she was a Chola.

3.  Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.  This, my friends, has led to more F'n happy endings than Ol' Cactus Jack can even imagine.

4.  Each year, 2,000,000 (thats 2 million for you F'ers that are too lazy to figger it out fer yerselves.) smokers either quit smoking, or die of tobacco related illness.  Yeah, but what about those that quit because they died of tobacco related illness?

5.  The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear isn't actually the ocean, it is the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.  I have no idea why I included this, other than it sounded like it came straight out of one of my grandmas semi-erotic love/porno novels.  Wonder what a seashell will do for ya if you hold it next to your crotch?

6.  The Swine Flu vaccine, in 1976, caused more deaths than the illness it was intended to treat.  Ho-lee F*CK, I didn't have any idea Obamacare had been around that long.

7.  Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.  For those ladies in the group that read my post yesterday, you might wanna consider relocating if your packing on a few extra pounds of a$$ and don't want your flabby a$$ed old man to dump you.

8.  The letter "J" does not appear anywhere on the periodic charts.  See, them smart F'ers way back when knew that J was one to avoid too.

Thats enough worthless crap to cram your noggins with for now.
I know I have been gone for awhile, but what happened to Ask Jack  or whatever the F*ck it was called??  Boy, I have things to ask you now that I have been gone for awhile and had time to think about sh!t.  
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#38 | 665 days ago
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 It's Wednesday, day off, being lazy, putting a jigsaw together, hanging watching some t.v., waiting for the Cubs game to start.

God I need a life. 
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female...  
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#39 | 665 days ago

 Nikki20 wrote:
I know I have been gone for awhile, but what happened to Ask Jack  or whatever the F*ck it was called??  Boy, I have things to ask you now that I have been gone for awhile and had time to think about sh!t.  
I retired...kinda.

I only respond to smart questions now, so that really narrows the material being sent in.
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#40 | 665 days ago

 Cactus_Jack wrote:
Buenos Dias Sh*theads!

I'm not doing news today.  News F'n sucks anyhow.  Unless you're watching the weather girls on Telemundo or Univision...then the news F'N ROCKS!  Ima tell you F'ers just a few interesting tidbits of info that some smart F'er sent me on an email.

1.  People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.  Prolly cuz it makes the goodies all jiggly and sh*t, and some of the fellas decided darts wasn't too g*d d*mn smart after all.

2.  The Mona Lisa has no eye brows, because during the Renaissance Period it was fashionable to shave them off.  No sh*t?  And here this whole time I just figgered she was a Chola.

3.  Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.  This, my friends, has led to more F'n happy endings than Ol' Cactus Jack can even imagine.

4.  Each year, 2,000,000 (thats 2 million for you F'ers that are too lazy to figger it out fer yerselves.) smokers either quit smoking, or die of tobacco related illness.  Yeah, but what about those that quit because they died of tobacco related illness?

5.  The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear isn't actually the ocean, it is the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.  I have no idea why I included this, other than it sounded like it came straight out of one of my grandmas semi-erotic love/porno novels.  Wonder what a seashell will do for ya if you hold it next to your crotch?

6.  The Swine Flu vaccine, in 1976, caused more deaths than the illness it was intended to treat.  Ho-lee F*CK, I didn't have any idea Obamacare had been around that long.

7.  Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.  For those ladies in the group that read my post yesterday, you might wanna consider relocating if your packing on a few extra pounds of a$$ and don't want your flabby a$$ed old man to dump you.

8.  The letter "J" does not appear anywhere on the periodic charts.  See, them smart F'ers way back when knew that J was one to avoid too.

Thats enough worthless crap to cram your noggins with for now.
Yet I still love nerds and they still love me.  Or fear me.  Maybe that's it.
I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#41 | 665 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 It's Wednesday, day off, being lazy, putting a jigsaw together, hanging watching some t.v., waiting for the Cubs game to start.

God I need a life. 
GLENDA....sounds soooooooooo good your day......NUMBER 1...you are'nt working.....and NUMBER 2.......youre doing what YOU WANNA DO..........RELAXING AT HOME..........PRICELESS............
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#42 | 665 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 what in the hell does  preyy mean?   I am put of the loop remember. 
Much like your "put of the loop", it was a typo, originally.  
Rogs was trying to say something was "pretty ___", but typed "preyy ___", and I made fun of him for it.  The rest is history.
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#43 | 665 days ago

 Cactus_Jack wrote:
I retired...kinda.

I only respond to smart questions now, so that really narrows the material being sent in.
What, retired... kinda, that is like kinda having a drink, you either have one or you don't.  I can't say I was kinda drunk last night!! 
I have some very interesting questions.... your loss.
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#44 | 665 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 It's Wednesday, day off, being lazy, putting a jigsaw together, hanging watching some t.v., waiting for the Cubs game to start.

God I need a life. 
IF we were neighbors, we could have been sitting on a deck, drinking drinks and laughing!! 
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#45 | 665 days ago

 Nikki20 wrote:
What, retired... kinda, that is like kinda having a drink, you either have one or you don't.  I can't say I was kinda drunk last night!! 
I have some very interesting questions.... your loss.
Do any of your questions involve nudity?
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#46 | 665 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
Yet I still love nerds and they still love me.  Or fear me.  Maybe that's it.
Can't it be both?
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#47 | 665 days ago

 Cactus_Jack wrote:
Do any of your questions involve nudity?
Some do... others are real questions....
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#48 | 665 days ago

 F**k Jerry Meals!!





Apparently this is safe.
After 19 innings of baseball, this is how Jerry Meals screwed the Pirates. 
F**k you Jerry Meals, your a douchehat.

that. is. all.
As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face...  
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#49 | 665 days ago

 Nikki20 wrote:
Some do... others are real questions....
OK, you can send me those first, along with pics, and I'll consider coming out of retirement.  Just because its only the right thing to do of course...for human kind and all that bullsh*t, right?
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#50 | 665 days ago

 I will get right on with that.... look in your box in the morning.  Really, You know you want to help me. 
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#51 | 665 days ago

 Joe_L wrote:
F**k Jerry Meals!!





Apparently this is safe.
After 19 innings of baseball, this is how Jerry Meals screwed the Pirates. 
F**k you Jerry Meals, your a douchehat.

that. is. all.
Ha Ha!!  (sorry, couldn't resist)
I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#52 | 665 days ago


This almost made me pee my pants.
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#53 | 665 days ago

 Michael G wrote:
Ha Ha!!  (sorry, couldn't resist)
I hope Jerry Meals is the home plate umpire for every remaining Giants game.
As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face...  
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#54 | 665 days ago

 Good Afternoon, Everybodee!

Not much going on, except I saw this photo, and now I want a tangerine.

I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#55 | 665 days ago

 Joe_L wrote:
I hope Jerry Meals is the home plate umpire for every remaining Giants game.
I actually prefer the Pirates WAY over the stupid Braves (who hover around Dodger status)..my HAHA was just in jest because it wasn't (for a change) one of my teams.....or the Cubs...
I have nothing to declare except my genius....  
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#56 | 665 days ago

 Michael G wrote:
I actually prefer the Pirates WAY over the stupid Braves (who hover around Dodger status)..my HAHA was just in jest because it wasn't (for a change) one of my teams.....or the Cubs...
I know, I just didn't have anything else. It was a lame attempt at humor.

ps. If you don't see me for a couple of days, find out where Jerry's next umping duties are and check the local jails. Please and thank you.
As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face...  
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#57 | 665 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Joe_L wrote:
F**k Jerry Meals!!





Apparently this is safe.
After 19 innings of baseball, this is how Jerry Meals screwed the Pirates. 
F**k you Jerry Meals, your a douchehat.

that. is. all.
 Dude, you guys got screwed.  
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female...  
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#58 | 665 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Dude, you guys got screwed.  
Slightly.
As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face...  
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#59 | 665 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Dude, you guys got screwed.  
That's putting it nicely.  When this story makes front page news on other sports sites and the national media is saying how bad it was...yeah it's bad.
I drink therefore I am...  
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#60 | 665 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Becky, can I smile LIKE an idiot instead of at one?

I ate Vietnamese again tonight.  Screwed everyone up because I sat in a different booth and ordered not "my usual." 

Im watching Anthony Bourdain in Naples off my dvr.  Watch Man vs. Food tonight b/c Adam is in Louisville.

I really got nothin' else...at least that I can remember.

Be good to each other!
As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face...  
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#61 | 665 days ago

 Joe_L wrote:
F**k Jerry Meals!!





Apparently this is safe.
After 19 innings of baseball, this is how Jerry Meals screwed the Pirates. 
F**k you Jerry Meals, your a douchehat.

that. is. all.
1. MLB seems hell bent on ruining a feel good story every summer (see also Armando Galaraga)
2. Ever since the Buster Posey deal catchers have been going out of their way do it like in the .gif (out in front, forcing runner to the outside without "blocking" the plate, goes for the thick of the leg & NOT just holding the ball allowing the runner to initiate contact. Textbook right there, somewhere my HS all-state catching Pops was nodding in approval.)
3. Blue is in PERFECT POSITION!?!!!! (and tracks it ALL THE WAY THROUGH!???)

Wow.
Beaneaters...  
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#62 | 665 days ago

 (Edited by Tiger_Pride2)
Joe_L wrote:
F**k Jerry Meals!!





Apparently this is safe.
After 19 innings of baseball, this is how Jerry Meals screwed the Pirates. 
F**k you Jerry Meals, your a douchehat.

that. is. all.
I'm a Braves fan and I'll admit he was out by a mile.


See the catcher do a double take when the ump called it safe.


Horrible call. Sorry Pirates fans!
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#63 | 665 days ago

  I want this. BEST SUMMER ITEM EVER. 
As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face...  
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#64 | 664 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
 I want this. BEST SUMMER ITEM EVER. 
Roof top want.
Beaneaters...  
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