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Janet or Becky or Ashlie, oh my.
   Three very famous names here on the Q.   

  Tell me which one you do not want to run into in a dark alley if they made it clear to you, they did not like you. Janet or Becky or Ashlie, oh my.   Photo

 1 Janet --    her tongue can cut a grizzly bear in half with one strike.She can make a veteran politician beg for mercy.   I don't know about you, but that makes me rethink ever going into the woods.  Or to a voting booth. 

2. Becky--  She has a way of letting you know you are dead wrong, and smiling at you the whole time. To me that's just plain scary.

3. Ashlie --   Ashlie, oh God where do I start?  Ashlie is the ultimate you are wrong, I am right, and I will tell you that but, I am not bossy.  Which to me makes me want to say, ok I agree. 

 So guys, there it is, tell me which one and why.  
| Closed on 09/04/11 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, People | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
42 Fans 
21%a. I pick Janet.
7%b. I pick Becky.
7%c. I pick Ashlie.
7%d. I pick none of the above, cause I do not want to die.
2%e. I will miss you Glenda.
14%f. Hey, I see the Cubs have won 5 in a row.
7%g. Where is Leigh?
33%h. Beaneaters

 &nbp;
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#7 | 1118 days ago

I would have no problems meeting any of them in a dark alley.  

Underneath that harsh sounding exterior, Janet is really sweet and almost as docile as a kitten.  (Yes you occasionally have to watch out for claws).  

Ashlie is the nicest, kindest sweetest person on the site.  I don't know why anybody here fears her.  (Yes, an occasional STFU, but, hey, who doesn't deserve one at some time or other?) 

And Becky?  Kind,hockey loving teacher?    Communicate a considerable quantity of grandiose utterances and you are as good as gold.

The one person on this site I would be concerned about meeting in a dark alley?  None other than Glenda.   She is a Cubs fan.  And I emphasize the word fan...as in fanatic.  Anyone who shows such a monomaniacal fanaticism for such a team could be feverishly overzealous, and could conceivably be quite capable of causing severe harm.  Keep an eye out for such a frenzied person.
Hey, I see the Cubs have won 5 in a row.   
  
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#1 | 1118 days ago

Full disclosure:  I also pack mace and a straight razor in my purse.  

Carry on.
Hey, I see the Cubs have won 5 in a row.   
#2 | 1118 days ago

 I went with the nearest thing to a "none of the above" option. Here is a short quote to explain why.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a b!tch in the valley.
Where is Leigh?   
#3 | 1118 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
 I went with the nearest thing to a "none of the above" option. Here is a short quote to explain why.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a b!tch in the valley.
 Please, you know these women would have you crying like a little boy in 2.1 seconds flat. 
#4 | 1118 days ago
John_Daly (+)

"Ohh, i'm soo scared!!"   BRING IT!!!   
Beaneaters  
#5 | 1118 days ago

No way i'm gonna cross paths with her (i have personal web experiences of that) plus i have nothing to save me if she's really up to it.

Other two can be somewhat reasoned (Hi! fellow Kings fan) or charmed (Hi! fellow Falcons fan).

This is quite a 
stupid bold thing i have just done, i hope this one does not comes back to bite me in the posterior.
I pick Janet.  
#6 | 1118 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Please, you know these women would have you crying like a little boy in 2.1 seconds flat. 
There is not a man, let alone a woman, alive that can scare me, let alone make me cry! But whatever you need to make yourself sleep better at night, you go ahead and tell yourself that.
Where is Leigh?   
#7 | 1118 days ago

I would have no problems meeting any of them in a dark alley.  

Underneath that harsh sounding exterior, Janet is really sweet and almost as docile as a kitten.  (Yes you occasionally have to watch out for claws).  

Ashlie is the nicest, kindest sweetest person on the site.  I don't know why anybody here fears her.  (Yes, an occasional STFU, but, hey, who doesn't deserve one at some time or other?) 

And Becky?  Kind,hockey loving teacher?    Communicate a considerable quantity of grandiose utterances and you are as good as gold.

The one person on this site I would be concerned about meeting in a dark alley?  None other than Glenda.   She is a Cubs fan.  And I emphasize the word fan...as in fanatic.  Anyone who shows such a monomaniacal fanaticism for such a team could be feverishly overzealous, and could conceivably be quite capable of causing severe harm.  Keep an eye out for such a frenzied person.
Hey, I see the Cubs have won 5 in a row.   
#8 | 1118 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
I would have no problems meeting any of them in a dark alley.  

Underneath that harsh sounding exterior, Janet is really sweet and almost as docile as a kitten.  (Yes you occasionally have to watch out for claws).  

Ashlie is the nicest, kindest sweetest person on the site.  I don't know why anybody here fears her.  (Yes, an occasional STFU, but, hey, who doesn't deserve one at some time or other?) 

And Becky?  Kind,hockey loving teacher?    Communicate a considerable quantity of grandiose utterances and you are as good as gold.

The one person on this site I would be concerned about meeting in a dark alley?  None other than Glenda.   She is a Cubs fan.  And I emphasize the word fan...as in fanatic.  Anyone who shows such a monomaniacal fanaticism for such a team could be feverishly overzealous, and could conceivably be quite capable of causing severe harm.  Keep an eye out for such a frenzied person.
 
#9 | 1118 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 
Hey, I see the Cubs have won 5 in a row.   
#10 | 1118 days ago

 Sorry, none of the above mentioned names.  Maybe I'm afraid of Jay Reuters LOL  although I admit he told me many times that he loves me but I doubt it.
#11 | 1118 days ago

I pick Janet. I know Becky is the sweeter of the 3 and Ashlie would be laughing too hard at me in real life to do anything about it.
#12 | 1118 days ago

I picked none of them, i want to die peacefully in my sleep.
I pick none of the above, cause I do not want to die.  
#13 | 1118 days ago

J & Ash have claws and fangs. Becky has venom. 
I pick Becky.  
#14 | 1118 days ago
18packabs (+)

This is easy, Janet is from Jersey, She was born pissed off.
Beaneaters  
#15 | 1118 days ago

I would rather meet Janet , Ashlie is sweet and kind when get past the exteriorbut I believe Ash actually knows how to throw a punch, Becky  has a personality that will make you sit down and be scolded while not saying a word and afterwards just replying ' Yes Ma'am....... Now Janet- she puts up a good fight but you can kill her with kindness, she's not used to it. Unfortunately that straight razor isnt going to work on me, If Im walking down a dark alley I gaurantee I'm packing a 9MM. All in all all three are wonderful,respectful and beautiful women- carry on ladies!!!
I pick Janet.  
#16 | 1118 days ago

From the title I thought this was another poll by Shane....whoops!
Beaneaters  
#17 | 1118 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
janet011685 wrote:
Full disclosure:  I also pack mace and a straight razor in my purse.  

Carry on.

I, too, carry mace... and a .380.


Glenda? WTF?!
Rogers? Who are you quoting?
Kenne is correct.
Woody? Me too.
My answer is Teach. It's the quiet ones.

I pick Becky.  
#18 | 1118 days ago

You're all p*ssies.
#19 | 1118 days ago

 Glenda? Are you really BilliePal? 

And who needs mace and a straight razor when you were taught self defense from age 4 and on by a Marine?.....Not to mention the many episodes of Oprah I watched on the topic. "So you want to take me to a new location, you better protect all those body openings on you?"
Beaneaters  
#20 | 1118 days ago

 No matter the lighting of the area, I think I'd get along fine with them. No worries. My guess is no one would want to mess with the four of us together.


Beaneaters  
#21 | 1118 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Beaneaters wrote:
 No matter the lighting of the area, I think I'd get along fine with them. No worries. My guess is no one would want to mess with the four of us together.


 To scared to answer aren't ya.  
#22 | 1118 days ago

Becky... anyone who has to deal with 25-35 of today's poorly parented youth has mad skills.
Where is Leigh?   
#23 | 1118 days ago

Beaneaters.

I don't think I could trip any of the three into a dark ally. Although I might try to if I wasn't married and all.
Beaneaters  
#24 | 1118 days ago

I wouldn't mind meeting all 3 of them at the same time, you know, just to have some Q fun.
Hey, I see the Cubs have won 5 in a row.   
#25 | 1118 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
I would have no problems meeting any of them in a dark alley.  

Underneath that harsh sounding exterior, Janet is really sweet and almost as docile as a kitten.  (Yes you occasionally have to watch out for claws).  

Ashlie is the nicest, kindest sweetest person on the site.  I don't know why anybody here fears her.  (Yes, an occasional STFU, but, hey, who doesn't deserve one at some time or other?) 

And Becky?  Kind,hockey loving teacher?    Communicate a considerable quantity of grandiose utterances and you are as good as gold.

The one person on this site I would be concerned about meeting in a dark alley?  None other than Glenda.   She is a Cubs fan.  And I emphasize the word fan...as in fanatic.  Anyone who shows such a monomaniacal fanaticism for such a team could be feverishly overzealous, and could conceivably be quite capable of causing severe harm.  Keep an eye out for such a frenzied person.
I have to agree with your reasoning, The Cubs fan could go all out Postal and $hit
Where is Leigh?   
#26 | 1118 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 To scared to answer aren't ya.  
 maybe...
Beaneaters  
#27 | 1118 days ago

(Edited by WISAC1)
ashlie...............
cuz i'm her  "GRAMPA"   that's why
and no hugs for her  if she gets out of line.
I pick Ashlie.  
#28 | 1118 days ago

I can say honestly that I won't win an argument with either of them, but I'm sure that my life would be spared if we crossed paths in that alley. ( I'd better do a little brown nosing to be sure) Ash, that Kobe Bryant is something else, ain't he? Janet, I'm sorry about the "Cleveland Show" theme thing. We cool, right?   Becky, did I mention that "Thor" deserves an Oscar for 'Most Awesome Dude in a Flick"?
Yup. That should do it.
#29 | 1118 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
I can say honestly that I won't win an argument with either of them, but I'm sure that my life would be spared if we crossed paths in that alley. ( I'd better do a little brown nosing to be sure) Ash, that Kobe Bryant is something else, ain't he? Janet, I'm sorry about the "Cleveland Show" theme thing. We cool, right?   Becky, did I mention that "Thor" deserves an Oscar for 'Most Awesome Dude in a Flick"?
Yup. That should do it.
Suck up!
Beaneaters  
#30 | 1118 days ago

 Janet could do a number with wit and words. Ashlie gets really annoyed and angry, but I think she probably tends to be able to walk away easier. Becky threatens to kick people a lot...I think I'd have to say her. 
I pick Becky.  
#31 | 1118 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Bring'em on......at the same time.....all of 'em......

Time to turn those frowns upside down....

WoooHooo!!!
#32 | 1118 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Well Q'ers I think we have our answer , Becky is the most feared. And I agree she scares me the most too. 


I want to thank everyone that choose to take their life in their own hands to participate in this poll. 
#33 | 1118 days ago
John_Daly (+)

Actually...HE won. 




Beaneaters  
#34 | 1118 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

John_Daly wrote:
Actually...HE won. 




 He's so cute. 
#35 | 1118 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Actually...HE won. 




 Who is that? We're talking about the dude on the t.v in the background right?
Beaneaters  
#36 | 1118 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well Q'ers I think we have our answer , Becky is the most feared. And I agree she scares me the most too. 


I want to thank everyone that choose to take their life in their own hands to participate in this poll. 
Actually, according to the statistics above, 31% of those polled said that they wouldn't want to come across Beaneaters in a dark alley.

     (and apparently, no one will miss Glenda.)
Hey, I see the Cubs have won 5 in a row.   
#37 | 1117 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
Oddfool wrote:
Actually, according to the statistics above, 31% of those polled said that they wouldn't want to come across Beaneaters in a dark alley.

     (and apparently, no one will miss Glenda.)
You know what, you're right that's what it said.  And you are right, no one will.  
#38 | 1117 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well Q'ers I think we have our answer , Becky is the most feared. And I agree she scares me the most too. 


I want to thank everyone that choose to take their life in their own hands to participate in this poll. 
I just took the poll and picked Janet, so she's now tied with Becky, and here's why...

Becky threatens to kick people, but she's also a cool teacher who brings hockey into the classroom!
I've met Ashlie and she's not really that mean.
I call Janet "Carla Tortelli" for a reason.
I pick Janet.  
#39 | 1117 days ago

I picked the bean answer. I don't know any of them well enough and I have the ability to bring my own to the table, so meeting someone in a dark alley wouldn't scare me.  I love it when women stand up for themselves and sarcasm is always appreciated ;)

Beaneaters  
#40 | 1117 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Suck up!
Did I mention I really love your new profile picture?
#41 | 1117 days ago

originalcrash78 wrote:
Did I mention I really love your new profile picture?
 No you didn't! 
Beaneaters  
#42 | 1117 days ago

kramer wrote:
I just took the poll and picked Janet, so she's now tied with Becky, and here's why...

Becky threatens to kick people, but she's also a cool teacher who brings hockey into the classroom!
I've met Ashlie and she's not really that mean.
I call Janet "Carla Tortelli" for a reason.
I thought I was ahead.  



There are two odd things about these rankings, though.

A)  How the f*ck is Ashlie NOT in first?!  Seriously, I was gonna choose her as my answer, but I thought "nahhh, it's gonna be a landslide as it is, I'll pick a Cubs one instead".  

B)  I find it funny that more NY Yankees fans picked me to be afraid of meeting in a dark alley than any of the other choices ... and we like the same team so we should get along.  
Hey, I see the Cubs have won 5 in a row.   
#43 | 1117 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
Actually, according to the statistics above, 31% of those polled said that they wouldn't want to come across Beaneaters in a dark alley.

     (and apparently, no one will miss Glenda.)
 Lmao, you forgive me yet?  
#44 | 1117 days ago

Is this a clothing optional meeting?

Will there be cool-whip?
Beaneaters  
#45 | 1117 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
kramer wrote:
I just took the poll and picked Janet, so she's now tied with Becky, and here's why...

Becky threatens to kick people, but she's also a cool teacher who brings hockey into the classroom!
I've met Ashlie and she's not really that mean.
I call Janet "Carla Tortelli" for a reason.
By "not really mean", you meant, "she's not mean at all, Sweet as some super sweet pie". K. Good.

Janet, Shut up! People are aware that I am really a lovely person. Tongue Out

Mike! NOT a party!
I pick Becky.  
#46 | 1117 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
By "not really mean", you meant, "she's not mean at all, Sweet as some super sweet pie". K. Good.

Janet, Shut up! People are aware that I am really a lovely person. Tongue Out

Mike! NOT a party!
I need details in order to make an educated decision, g*d d*mmit!
Beaneaters  
#47 | 1117 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
I need details in order to make an educated decision, g*d d*mmit!
Details?
I pick Becky.  
#48 | 1117 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Details?

Details, woman.  Like; If we use Crisco, is it butter flavored or regular?  Do I need to supply my own handcuffs, or are they provided already?

Details.

Beaneaters  
#49 | 1117 days ago

A dark alley, ..... I'm not even sure I dare go to a bowling alley to do such a thing, and If I wear a Saints jersey,......  NO, I can't, I have to go to the Library,... I KNOW, I know, I know, its 3am..... SO!!! there... might be one... open, maybe, WHO knows.
Beaneaters  
#50 | 1116 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
I missed this poll on the opening day!  But my answer is Janet. I'm sure she has made some boys cry, She's so outspoken that I couldn't make a sound and I'll start crying. Have I mentioned I love her so much?
I pick Janet.  
#51 | 1116 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I thought I was ahead.  



There are two odd things about these rankings, though.

A)  How the f*ck is Ashlie NOT in first?!  Seriously, I was gonna choose her as my answer, but I thought "nahhh, it's gonna be a landslide as it is, I'll pick a Cubs one instead".  

B)  I find it funny that more NY Yankees fans picked me to be afraid of meeting in a dark alley than any of the other choices ... and we like the same team so we should get along.  
When I answered, it put you and Becky in a tie with 12%.  Now you're way ahead of both.
I pick Janet.  
#52 | 1116 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kramer wrote:
When I answered, it put you and Becky in a tie with 12%.  Now you're way ahead of both.
 So who won? 
#53 | 1116 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 So who won? 
Looks like Janet is way ahead now.
I pick Janet.  
#54 | 1116 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kramer wrote:
Looks like Janet is way ahead now.
 You know I would have bet 100 q bucks Becky would walk away with it.  She was my choice. 




Nothing bad Becky, but like I said someone that can smile at you while making you know wow maybe I am wrong is scary stuff. I like it,
#55 | 1116 days ago

kramer wrote:
Looks like Janet is way ahead now.
Kramer,

Any thoughts on bringing back the WSI polls?
Beaneaters  
#56 | 1116 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:
Kramer,

Any thoughts on bringing back the WSI polls?
I gotta look around the Q for some quotes.
I pick Janet.  
#57 | 1116 days ago

kramer wrote:
I gotta look around the Q for some quotes.
Sweet.
Beaneaters  
#58 | 1116 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I stand on my own two feet. 
#59 | 1116 days ago

Cactus_Jack wrote:

Details, woman.  Like; If we use Crisco, is it butter flavored or regular?  Do I need to supply my own handcuffs, or are they provided already?

Details.

 I hate you.



(P.S. You keep handcuffs in your truck, so that's not really important)
I pick Becky.  
#60 | 1116 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 I hate you.



(P.S. You keep handcuffs in your truck, so that's not really important)
Its the only thing I learned in boy scouts...

Be prepared.
Beaneaters  
#61 | 1116 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

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#62 | 1116 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kramer wrote:
I gotta look around the Q for some quotes.
 It would be much appreciated.    
#63 | 1116 days ago
Nick__ (+)

(Edited by Nick__)
ODDFOOL stole my answer!  I would love to meet any of these lovely ladies in a dark, anything!    Maybe all 3 at the same time?!?! 

Even if they claim not to like me, they really haven't met me in person, and I think I could make them like me, at least, enough to not want to castrate me. 


Beaneaters  
#64 | 1116 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nick__ wrote:
ODDFOOL stole my answer!  I would love to meet any of these lovely ladies in a dark, anything!    Maybe all 3 at the same time?!?! 

Even if they claim not to like me, they really haven't met me in person, and I think I could make them like me, at least, enough to not want to castrate me. 


 So you think I'm the scary one?  
#65 | 1115 days ago
Nick__ (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 So you think I'm the scary one?  
 No....the part about not worrying about meeting any of them in an alley!
Beaneaters  
#66 | 1115 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nick__ wrote:
 No....the part about not worrying about meeting any of them in an alley!
Cool, cause I'm not scary.    

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