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Cactus Jack wants to know: WTF did you just say???
OK boys and girls, here's the deal.  America's favorite mouth breather has been hit in the head one too many times.  Good Ol' Eli ( I wish my name was Peyton) Manning has publicly declared that he thinks he should be considered as good a quarterback as Tom Terrific. 

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Mandatory drug testing is obviously ineffective.  Eli isn't even qualified to carry Tom Brady's jock strap.

This is your task:  Find the most ludicrous thing that an athlete has said publicly, and post it here.  Include details, if necessary, to make it clear.  Remember, it must be something that the idiot that said it actually belives to be true.

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Featured by: Jess at 8/17/11 2:06PM
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#1 | 1171 days ago

Not quite Tom Brady, but he's a top 10 QB.


"I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
-John Kruk


"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
  
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#1 | 1171 days ago

Not quite Tom Brady, but he's a top 10 QB.


"I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
-John Kruk


"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
#2 | 1171 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

I did not have anything to do with these murders. Ever.
O. J. Simpson
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#3 | 1171 days ago

 I think anytime an athlete thinks "God" had something to do with his/her performance, they need to take a seat on the short bus. 
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#4 | 1171 days ago

How many Super Bowl rings does Eli have? Nuff said!
#5 | 1171 days ago

 "I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that." 
-Jerry Rice.
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#6 | 1171 days ago

"it's cold, it's hard...and i wanna feel it." - jaws

"just picture your favorite guy and put it right through the hole." - drew brees

“i thought we’d win it the first two years. i guarantee we’ll win it this year." - rex ryan
#7 | 1171 days ago

"i am the most loyal player money can buy"...... 
Don Sutton..... pitcher for the Dodgers, Astros,  Brewers,  A's,  Angels
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#8 | 1171 days ago

(Edited by Sharp Square)



The NFL Labor situation  "It's modern-day slavery, you know?"    -  Adrian Peterson 
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#9 | 1171 days ago

"We want the ball, and we're gonna score!" - Matt Hasselbeck at the start of overtime vs the Packers in 2008.  He then went on to throw a pick 6 to end the game.  Good call, Matty!
#10 | 1171 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
"We want the ball, and we're gonna score!" - Matt Hasselbeck at the start of overtime vs the Packers in 2008.  He then went on to throw a pick 6 to end the game.  Good call, Matty!


This is the primary reason I don't talk trash at all, btw...and I get ticked when players on my team do - because this crap happens. It's a superstition - remember Jerramy Stevens and his mouth before Super Bowl XL?
#11 | 1171 days ago

 "The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level."
-- Devil Rays GM Chuck Lamar on his team
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#12 | 1171 days ago

Jess wrote:


This is the primary reason I don't talk trash at all, btw...and I get ticked when players on my team do - because this crap happens. It's a superstition - remember Jerramy Stevens and his mouth before Super Bowl XL?
Indeed.  I love trash talking, especially when it blows up in someone's face.  But I see why others wouldn't like it. 
#13 | 1171 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Reporter: "What do you think of your teams execution?"

John Mckay: "I'm all for it"
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#14 | 1171 days ago

 "What's everyone blaming me for? Blame Felix. I wouldn't have hit into the double-plays if he hadn't hit singles." 
-Joe Torre of the Mets after tying a major league record by hitting into four double-plays, each time after Felix Millan had singled just before Torre came to the plate (July 21, 1975).
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#15 | 1171 days ago

These are all comments made by San Diego Padres TV announcer Jerry Coleman

."There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base."

"They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe."

"Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight."

"Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican ?"
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#16 | 1171 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
 I have never understood the game of Rugby and based on these comments made by a male rugby commentator named, Murray Mexted. I don't think I ever will.

"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, 'come inside me, come inside me.'"

"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."

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#17 | 1171 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Let's see if you can guess what sport this guy is doing commentary on.

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

or this one

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."


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#18 | 1171 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Let's see if you can guess what sport this guy is doing commentary on.

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

or this one

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."


ooohhh ooohhh, I know this

1) The world female gang bang record attempt pre-game

2) The world male gang bang record attempt post-game
#19 | 1171 days ago

Moments after breaking Lou Brock’s stolen base record, Henderson told the crowd – with Brock mere feet away from him – “Lou Brock was a great base stealer, but today, I am the greatest of all-time.”

Then later that night Nolan Ryan stole his thunder by throwing his 7th no-hitter.
#20 | 1171 days ago

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
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#21 | 1171 days ago

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."........Joe Theisman.
#22 | 1171 days ago

You've Been Driving
Round Town With
The Girl I Love
And I'm Like Haiku
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#23 | 1171 days ago

“Don’t say I don’t get along with my teammates. I just don’t get along with some of the guys on the team.” – Terrell Owens
#24 | 1171 days ago
AngelicRoxie99 (+)

"I'll be sad to go, and I wouldn't be sad to go. It wouldn't upset me to leave St. Louis, but it would upset me to leave St. Louis. It's hard to explain. You'll find out one of these days, but maybe you never will."
-Brett Hull during his St. Louis Blues days, on a possible trade.
#25 | 1170 days ago

 "Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one"

--Jose Mourinho (Manager, Chelsea FC - 
2005)
#26 | 1167 days ago

Retired NBA player Tim Hardaway

What He Said:

“You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known,” the former Miami Heat star said on a radio show in February 2007 in reference to the news that former NBA center John Amaechi had recently come out as a gay man. “I don’t like gay people and I don’t like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.”

What He Meant:

“You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known…I don’t like gay people and I don’t like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.”

What We Heard:

“I am embarrassing myself, my family, the Miami Heat, the NBA and all of mankind right now with my comments. I am an idiot. No, seriously, I am. I am on a radio station saying idiotic things that no apology will ever make right. Listen to me destroy my legacy and my reputation in less time than it takes to pop a bag of popcorn. Let’s get this show started!”

#27 | 1167 days ago

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
– Jason Kidd
#28 | 1167 days ago
Nick__ (+)

“There's always race in everything. You see, that's another thing, white people never want to see race with anything. There's race involved in baseball. That's why there is less than 9 percent African-American representation in the game.” - MILTON BRADLEY

As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want. - Dennis Rodman

"I will do that. Everything that matters right now is that I'm with the Cubs, and I'm in a good position now. I don't have to get hurt. Like I said, my main concern is to be with the Cubs and help the Cubs." - CARLOS ZAMBRANO

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - YOGI BERRA

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.  - YOGI BERRA

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#29 | 1166 days ago
John_Daly (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
Let's see if you can guess what sport this guy is doing commentary on.

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

or this one

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."


Jerry Coleman is a hall of fame broadcaster. He played along side of Joe Damaggio and Ted Williams. How DARE you.
#30 | 1166 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
Jerry Coleman is a hall of fame broadcaster. He played along side of Joe Damaggio and Ted Williams. How DARE you.
Come on buddy! You know you laughed!
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#31 | 1166 days ago
John_Daly (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
Come on buddy! You know you laughed!
I cringed, actually.   
#32 | 1166 days ago

John_Daly wrote:
I cringed, actually.   
I would cringe too if a Twins broadcaster once said that Dave Winfield's head was rolling towards 2nd base.
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#33 | 1158 days ago

My favorites lately has been Vince Lombardi 'What the hell is going on around here?'
 Earl Weaver ' You touch me again and I'll knock your block off!'

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